AISubs v3.5
Before recording, the members relax in the dressing room as usual.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
Ami's hat! Ami's hat!
Oh, this is Akimoto's?
I was wondering if it would look good on you.
No, I don't like it! I don't like it!
What's wrong? Why do you have my hat?
This is mine?
Oh!
Gross!
"Nogizaka 46" is starting now!
"Nogizaka 46" is a variety of experiments to see if you can become a national star if you have exactly the same experience as "AKB48".
"Nogizaka 46" is starting now!
"Nogizaka 46" is a variety of experiments to see if you can become a national star if you have exactly the same experience as "AKB48".
This time, you will show off your skills and performances that you have never shown before.
But it's not just about showing off.
In order to overcome "AKB48" and surpass it,
we must first attract fans who "AKB" is not completely involved in.
Can you do it?
This time, we will introduce "Nogizaka 46" representative group's first TV release,
in a ranking format!
These people will be judging.
If you think you can become a fan, your headlamp will light up!
However, if you can't light up your headlamp even if you are alone...
You have failed to gain fans!
Everyone, over there...
In the skull zone...
You will receive your own punishment!
My own punishment?!
Now, let me introduce our first challenger.
It's this person!
Inoue-style running of the saxophone to fans!
It seems like Inoue is young, but what kind of skills do you have?
Yes, well...
I don't know much about "sainyan",
but I've been studying elementary and junior high school and water music for a long time.
Moreover, I'm good at saxophone.
This time, I think I can play Yuzu-san's glorious "kakehashi" from her famous song.
Now, let's go!
Inoue-style running of the saxophone to fans!
Here you go!
(Playing "The Last Goodbye")
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Can we practice first?
Sure!
Let's change the order!
Turn around! Turn around!
The shadow of the saxophone, has it arrived yet?
More!
How is it? How is it? Is it heavy?
Ah, it's here!
It's here! We're moving!
As you can see, the old man and the representative of the band have put it on for us.
We have obtained the fan.
Please give them a big round of applause!
Let me introduce you to the next challenger.
It's this person!
Takayama Kazumi's sundome kendo!
What is it about?
Kazumi studied kendo in elementary and middle school.
This time, with the help of Ijiri-san,
we would like you to demonstrate your own kendo experience, sundome kendo.
Let's go!
Takayama Kazumi's sundome kendo!
Let's go!
Nice to meet you!
Oh, nice!
The atmosphere is completely different!
So cool!
Huh?
Then, Ijiri-san, can you...
Can you bend over a little?
Can I put a fan on your butt?
Yes, that would be good.
Excuse me.
Takayama!
It doesn't hurt just by laughing, right?
It doesn't hurt! Yes, it's fine.
You can put it on! You can put it on!
You can put it on!
Then, let's go!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Stop it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Stop it! Ah! It's coming!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
With a variety of promised patterns,
they successfully stopped it!
The city is stopped at the last minute.
Now, Rimanus and Battle Up, go ahead!
It's a little edgy.
Failure to gain fans.
And so...
Go ahead!
Please take a bath with cream.
Cream-ho, who has no mercy for pretty girls.
In his miserable appearance...
He's out of breath! He's out of breath! He's out of breath!
It's his turn now.
Let me introduce the next challenger.
It's this person!
Hashimoto Nanami's new impersonation!
Will he be able to surpass the impersonation of the hand dryer he showed before?
It's his first appearance on a dead TV show!
Let's take a look!
Go ahead!
An impersonation of a metal detector.
Oh, there's something over there.
Metal.
It's reacting, so I'll excuse it for a moment.
It's surreal, isn't it?
Now, have you obtained your fans?
Go ahead!
Huh? No one's coming?
No one's coming?
I won't go up!
Is the story too surreal?
Hashimoto goes straight to the crime law!
Are you okay?
Hashimoto!
Are you okay?
You're always halfway there.
No way!
The crime law didn't catch his face and ended up halfway there!
This person will sing Erika Ikuta's "ukulele solo"!
She'll sing her specialty, ukulele, with her dissatisfaction with the show.
I think we can expect a lot from her.
Now, Erika Ikuta's "ukulele solo"!
Go ahead!
Whoa!
The staff told me you wouldn't like this show
How did you know? How did you know?
That's right! Bingo!
I don't want to talk about bakuro anymore
So don't get too worked up
Let's keep our distance
Let's eat wheat flour instead of grass
Let's go to Johi
Will the battle ramp turn?
Now, the representative of children...
I'm no good!
No good? No good?
I'm no good!
No! No!
No!
She said something bad.
Ah, I see.
Right? She said something bad.
Now, she's complaining again.
Let's continue?
Let's continue.
Now, the two of you...
will take a bath in cream.
Please!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
The ukulele performance was wonderful, but the staff's bad words became a hot topic and the cute faces of the CREAM FAMILY...
Ikuta!
Are you okay?
This person!
Nishino Nanase's Handsome Ijiri!
Let's talk about him. Please!
I'm Nishino.
Take a look!
Amazing!
Nishino Nanase's Handsome Ijiri!
Patrol team, please come in!
Oh no! The frame is off!
How is it?
It's no good!
Capture failure!
The old man doesn't know how to draw at all!
Nishino's handsome Ijiri!
In an instant, he draws beautifully, like a canvas!
What is his impression?
It's sweet when you put it in your mouth.
Nishino Nanase's Handsome Ijiri!
This person!
Cow!
I want you to pay attention to his eyes.
There's only one second, so don't miss it!
Take a look!
Okay!
Go ahead!
It's over!
The cow was good!
How is it?
It's no good!
Capture failure!
Nishino Nanase's Handsome Ijiri!
Capture failure!
It doesn't work for any generation!
It's Nishino Nanase's Handsome Ijiri!
It's a cow!
Cow!
Do it now!
Do it now, cow!
It's similar!
How is it, Steve?
The cow was good, right?
It's no good!
It's this person!
Let's hear her sing with all her might!
Here's her performance!
That's it!
She's the last one!
How was it?
Her performance was a huge success!
She's so cool!
I'm so excited!
She's so cool!
She's such a good dancer!
How was it, Yase?
It was cool!
Here's the best 3!
This person!
From the south of the stars, Ijiri Minami with short hair!
That's it!
Hey! Don't do it! It's just the beginning!
The Obama members' make-up time is too long!
If you want it so badly, I won't let you put on cream!
I'll do it for you!
Matsumura! You're always in a big bathhouse and having fun, aren't you? Are you a roski idol, you bastard?!
What the hell are you doing?!
Hey, Matsumura! Are you cleaning your house properly?!
I'm sorry...
It seems like you don't even have fever because you're covered in garbage!
That's not true...
You, Tomiyashiki Baba!
What the hell are you doing?!
Wow!
How is it?
It's been a month and a half!
Now, Steam! And commentary! How is it?!
My voice didn't sound cool...
No, fan acquisition failed!
South of Hankouki, fan acquisition failed!
Cream 4, fire!
Say it! Say that line!
No, I'm not a doll!
So cute!
Next, number 2! Is there any fan acquisition?!
This person!
Saito Yuuri's "Nogizaka Maruhi Ranking"!
Yuttan always touches everyone's bodies a lot.
Today, I'd like to announce Yuttan's "Nogizaka 46 Maruhi Ranking", which is Yuttan's favorite subject of research.
I see. Then, let's go!
Wow!
Today, I'd like to announce Saito Yuuri's "Nogizaka 46 Maruhi Ranking" best 3, based on the data I got from her.
Maruhi?!
Then, let's start with number 3!
Ta-dah!
It's Inoue Sayuri's butt!
I actually like bigger butts, so I don't like small butts, but...
Inoue-san's butt is cute and I like it!
Therefore, it's "Maruhi Ranking" number 3!
Wow!
Ta-dah! It's Etoh Misa's butt!
Misa is good at touching things.
Just like a climber climbs a mountain because there is a mountain there,
Misa's butt also touches the mountain because there is Misa's butt there!
It's such a seductive butt!
Now, as you can see on LINE,
Misa's butt has aged and become loose, so it's the best butt!
A butt that can expect future growth!
Therefore, it's "Maruhi Ranking" number 2!
I'm curious about number 1!
Now, it's "Maruhi Ranking" number 1!
Ta-dah!
It's Shirai Shimai's butt!
Please look at this sagging butt!
This is Nogizaka's strongest butt!
"Queen of Hip"!
It's perfect for meat lovers!
It's so fit that you can suck your hands in!
It's a little loose, but I can't get enough of an adult's butt!
It's not loose!
It's "Queen of Hip" number 1!
I want to bite it...
The end has ended!
Lastly, it's "I want to bite it"!
Now, will it turn? Won't it turn?
Please!
Will it turn?
Oh, Steve!
Suga-san is...
Ah! Suga-san is here!
But Taisei-kun won't push anything sexy!
Therefore, it's a cut-off failure!
The exciting ranking will ring in your little ears!
Sexy Saito-sensei will be punished!
His eyes! His eyes!
That means you can clearly see his eyes, right?
Take off your glasses! Take off your glasses!
This "Queen of Hip" is amazing!
How is it, Saito?
I want to bite it...
Ah, I see.
What? Did you change your character?
Finally, the announcement of number 1!
This person is...
Shiraishi Mai and Matsumura Sayuri's baka-buri!
These two have always been best friends and are always flirting with each other,
and we wanted you all to see that flirting with each other!
Sounds good!
Let's watch!
Go!
After this...
Sayuri-chan!
Mai-chan!
Sayuri-chan!
Mai-chan!
Oh, does Mai-chan like Sayuri-chan?
She likes you normally.
Why normally?
Sayuri-chan likes you the most in the universe!
Oh, thank you!
What about you, Mai-chan?
She likes you more than the world!
The world?
The world is small!
Is it small?
It's small!
Sayuri-chan likes you the most in the universe!
Yay!
Yay, yay, yay!
I'm going to pick up my knowledge!
Knowledge! I got it!
Apple!
Gorilla!
Rappa!
Pa?
Pants!
Tsu?
Tsumeki!
Kii?
Do you like me?
Kii?
Mmm...
I like you!
Kii?
I like you!
What about you, Sayuri?
Me too!
I like you, Mai-chan!
Mmm!
Judges and judges!
Is it going to spin or not?
Go ahead!
Oh, it's playing!
Taisei-kun pushed it!
It's reaching the kids! It's reaching the kids!
Oh, oh!
It's Suga-san!
Steven doesn't know!
Is it no good?
Boring! Boring!
It's boring!
And with that...
Frank wins!
Fail!
Taisei-kun!
You pushed it right away, but...
It was cute!
Oh my!
Older sister on the left and older sister on the right.
Matsumura on the left and Shiraishi on the right.
Which one do you like?
Matsumura.
Taisei-kun said he likes you!
I love you, Taisei-kun, too!
She's jealous!
Let's go and make her jealous!
After this...
Their appearance will be unbelievable!
Let's have her put on cream!
Shiraishi is jealous.
On the left!
The cream is black!
Without warning or color change...
Their reaction is...
I don't like it!
It's black!
Wait!
Black is cute, too, Mai-chan!
Thank you!
Shiraishi is cute, too!
She dodged it!
After this...
Matsumura is greatly disappointed!
He's angry!
This time, among the 10 groups...
Only 2 groups were able to win fans!
Taisei-kun!
Which one do you like?
Matsumura!
I like you, too!
Then Matsumura should do that with his face.
Really?
Taisei-kun!
Thank you so much for today!
Serringon Punch!
He's angry!
He's really angry!
He's become really cruel!