AISubs v3.5
Before recording, Nogizaka46 enters the studio without knowing anything.
This prank is for tonight's project "Dodgeball".
While the members are taking the ball out of the basket...
From under the table, Hanna's "one, two, okada" appears!
While she's doing "pero pero", she goes berserk!
Since it's "Dodgeball" project...
I'd like everyone in the studio to take one of the balls.
Please!
It's not enough!
"Nogibingo" is about to start! Say it!
Say it wherever you like the camera!
Okay, say it!
"Nogibingo" is about to start!
Tonight, Nobizaka 46 will challenge "muchabari" again!
"Hiraken"!
"Ajirai"!
"Panic"!
And... "No way! Reverse"!
It's a series of shocking results!
If Nobizaka 46 has exactly the same experience as AKB48,
will they be able to become national stars?
This is a variety of experiments.
Nobizaka 46
Today's project is...
AKB's most popular project, "muchabari dodgeball"!
The rules are the same as normal dodgeballs,
but those who lose will have to do their best!
Will they surpass AKB?
Or will they remain as entertainers?
Let's see their reactions!
Please look forward to it!
Why did you say "muchabari"?
It's not fair!
Why? Why?
Maybe some kind of power worked.
Maybe "wada" is the same as my senior's name, "akko-san".
As you can see,
Nobizaka's worst class players,
Akimoto, Ikoma, and Matsumura are in the red team!
The red team doesn't look like a disadvantage, but...
And their first "muchabari" is...
This one!
"gomuppa-chindoru"!
I know!
Who will be experiencing "gomuppachi" for the first time?!
Go!
First, it's "dump ball"!
It's "akachi"'s "ito"!
Now, "ito" decides where to aim!
It's high! A big hit!
And now it's "futagawa"!
"Futagawa" throws it with both hands and it's high!
Now, "nagashima" hits it!
"ikoma" hits it!
"ikoma" hits "nagashima"'s "gaiya" with one blow!
"ikoma" hits "nagashima" with one blow!
And now, it's "muchaburi-do" time!
Now, "ikoma" is "gomuppachi" for you!
Now, this "sagi" is "kwairi" for you!
As I thought, it's "kwairi"!
That's right!
Wait, where is "sagi"?!
Here, here, here!
There it is!
Did Ijiri's "pero pero" disgust you?
Ikoma will tell you a story and Ijiri will eat a delicious takoyaki!
No! Don't bite your tongue! Bite it!
How about a job like this for 150 minutes a year?
No, no! It's dangerous, dangerous!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared! Ikoma! We've discovered something even scarier!
Which one did Ikoma eat?
No, no! Which one did you eat?
Which one did you eat? Which one? Which one?
It smells! It smells! It smells!
Smell it for yourself! Which one? Which one?
It's blue!
I know! I know! I know!
W-w-what? W-what did you smell?
What? What did you smell, Ikoma?
Um, I smelled my own "haburashiko".
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
You'll take it off, won't you?
It's a little complex here, right?
My chin...
It's a little...
It's really scary!
It's really scary, isn't it?
You should have said it earlier!
Is it okay?
You should have said it earlier!
I got it!
Five! Four! Three! Two!
Nikoma!
No way! A rubber patch is fired two seconds before!
Nikoma's complex!
A direct hit to the chin!
Nikoma!
It's funny with glasses off!
Wait a minute!
She was wearing a headband!
I said "ah"! I said "ah"!
I said "ah"!
Out's Itoma moves to Gaia.
Gaia's Itomarika enters and the match resumes!
Now, the next reckless act is...
Sleeping!
Fast-eating!
Male's face! Fast-eating male's face!
Is it okay?
Who will sleep and eat?!
Now, starting with the red team...
Eiko's ball is a sharp ball, but it doesn't hit!
And the ball...
Itoma! Itoma's shot...
Ah, this doesn't hit either!
And the ball Eiko threw...
It hit Ikuta!
Ikuta, out!
Ikuta's first ball was well avoided, but...
It can't react to Itoma's fast-forwarded goal!
But, but...
Eiko loves vinegar!
I often drink black vinegar.
Ah, then...
Now, it's reckless time!
Now, I'll open it!
Here it is!
Surprisingly...
This side...
This side is also vinegar!
Ah, it's true!
And this side...
This side is also vinegar!
You love vinegar, don't you?
That's right!
I love it!
Alright!
Now, let's eat it!
Yes!
What will happen to Ikuta's fate?!
Now...
Yes!
Let's eat it deliciously!
Yes!
Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Huh? Huh?
How is it? How is it?
Is there anyone who wants to eat it?
Farm! Just like Rikuta, Osu's favorite farm also challenges!
Oh, you're good at making people drink, aren't you?
Itadakimasu!
Good job, Stromaegusa!
Good! It's a good farm! It's a good farm!
Itadakimasu!
Farm! Farm!
Out's Ikuta goes to the outfield.
Then, Captain Sakurai enters and the match resumes!
Now, the next recklessness is this!
Maha's 50kg diet!
You don't know what it means, do you?
Wouldn't it be better if you didn't know what it means?
Who's going to get this mysterious recklessness?!
Here we go! Ready...
Now, the game starts with the white team.
Now, out suddenly hits! Suddenly hits!
The persimmon is big!
Even the persimmon can't react!
Could it be that the match resumes and we're out in 3 seconds?!
Now, it's recklessness time!
Maha's 50kg diet, right?
Yes!
You inflate a giant balloon in your pocket...
Huh?!
The outer layer is over 50kg...
and then it breaks and you lose weight all at once...
I want you to fight against the fear of a giant balloon breaking.
I'm not on a diet or anything like that!
Now, please put it in.
I'm scared!
What do we do?
Akimoto, please! Don't get too excited.
No, don't get too excited!
Here we go, Akimoto!
Please!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Akimoto-kun's standing position is perfect!
Good! Good! You're holding it! You're holding it!
No, it's not here! It's not here!
With Akimoto's wonderful rampage, the studio is in a big panic!
Even so, he doesn't lose his cute smile. As expected of a talented idol!
Let's go to the next reckless act!
Misaka, this way!
Snort Air Cannon!
This is a snort air cannon!
Who's going to get a rotten snort?!
Now, the attack from the red team begins!
First, they pass it to Matsumura of the white team. Matsumura throws it!
However, it passes to the white team's Gaia.
And Gaia's Nagashima...
Now, where is she going to throw it?
Oh, she's grabbing it!
She grabbed Wakatsuki!
Wakatsuki throws it and hits it!
Who hit it?!
Fukagawa dodges it with all her might, but it hits the middle of her body and it's a complete out!
It's a save!
It's a save?!
It's a save!
It's a save and you're about to fart?!
Now, it's time for "Reckless Time"!
First of all, we've faithfully reproduced the smell of a fart!
There's a smell of a fart in a small bottle.
Go ahead and smell it.
Go ahead and smell it. How is it?
It's a smell!
It stinks!
Now, we're going to have Fukagawa take a bath in this.
Fart Air Cannon
Fire!
How is it? Go ahead!
It stinks!
On the contrary, who wants to feel it?
I can't do it! I really can't do it!
Out's Fukagawa joins Gaia.
And today's star, Nagashima joins us again!
The next topic is...
Foreign food!
What is it?
Everyone is praising it!
Who will eat foreign food?
Nagashima takes the ball.
Where will Nagashima throw it?
He hits it in one shot!
What do you think?
What's wrong, judge?
Are you okay?
Judge, what's wrong?
It looks like Kawamura is judging against Nakada.
And now, it's time for "Mucha Buri No" (Crazy Buri No)
The food that Nakada will eat is...
this!
Ta-da!
Today's guest is a bee larvae.
Bee larvae have abundant amino acids, which are good for fatigue and skin.
I'm not tired! I'm not tired!
Go, go, go!
The bottom part is wrapped around the dumpling's face.
It's like Min Min's little dumpling.
From the dumpling's face! From the dumpling's face!
Even if it's chocolate...
Hold it with your own hands. You can do it!
The left hand is trying to go, and the right hand is trying to go... You can do it!
You can go that far. You can go that far.
Um, this...
It's not a game where you just pick it up and say "okay", right?
You have to go from here.
You're already used to it. You're used to doing it for everyone.
If you look this way, it's the dumpling's face!
I can see it. I can see it.
Just once... Just once...
Wait, wait, wait! I don't want to do it! What should I do?
It's the same as Gungee Jump.
If you do a countdown...
If you all do a countdown, you can do it, right?
We can do it!
Right?
One, two...
Five, four, three, two, one! Go!
How is it?
Dumpling?
It's a dumpling with no soy sauce and no flavor.
Then you can do it, right?
It's black inside.
Eat this.
Now, Ishiri is even more excited.
By the way, how about Kawamura and Wada, who neither of you participated?
Please help me.
No, you can refuse it. You can judge it yourself.
If you can do it, it's safe. If you can't do it, it's out.
You can do it!
Kawamura, you can do it!
Everyone is cheering for you. It's cool.
Let's do it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Are you okay?
How is it?
Is it okay?
It's still inside.
Is it okay?
You can do it!
It's fine!
You can do it!
It's amazing!
You can do it!
How does it taste like?
It doesn't have any particular taste.
It doesn't, does it?
It tastes like a larva.
Kawamura showed her guts even in her sudden recklessness.
It's amazing!
The next recklessness is this!
Reverse Ebi Gatame
It's a technique called "Reverse Ebi Gatame".
This time, she'll use a professional wrestling technique, "Reverse Ebi Gatame".
And she'll use that legendary heel.
Who will receive it?
The red team attacks first.
Matsumura entrusts the ball to Matsumura.
Matsumura's ball...
Nagashima catches it.
Nagashima throws the ball to Gaia.
The ball bounces off the red team.
Wakatsuki of the red team throws the ball.
Nishino is out!
After this...
Nishino's recklessness...
It's time for Nishino's "Reverse Ebi Gatame".
This time, Bull-chan will show her technique.
Bull-chan!
Legendary heel wrestler, Bull Nakano!
Even that Aja Kong is afraid of Bull's reverse shrimp- shaped eyes!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Now, it's time for Buruna Kano to show us his reverse smile!
Raise your legs!
Eyes front!
Eyes down!
Open!
Stand up!
Let's go!
This sound is...
...the reverse smile of Nishiro Bondate!
Nishiro! Nishiro!
Raise your legs!
Buru-san! Please make a reverse smile for Nishiro!
Open!
Stand up!
Let's go!
Hang in there, Nishiro! I'm cheering for you!
Hang in there, Nishiro!
Nishiro!
Nishiro Bondate!
Give up?
Give up...
Thank you very much!
And now, for today's most unworthy member...
Nishiro is no good!
And that member is...
Ikuta!
Why me?
If Ikuta didn't do "pyoo" on the bus, it wouldn't have been funny.
That's what the producer said.
And now, for today's most unworthy Ikuta,
Nishiro is no good!
And that member is...
Wait, it's not over yet!
It's a high-speed camera!
No, it's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing? Then I'll do it.
Let's go!
Ikuta did his best, so we'll cut out all of Kawamura's jokes.
See you!