AISubs v3.5
Before recording, Nogizaka46 members are relaxing in the machine room without knowing that they are being recorded secretly.
[Nogizaka46 members are relaxing in the machine room without knowing that they are being recorded secretly.]
You're late!
Something's wrong!
The show's about to start!
Yes, yes!
Is it that disgusting?
What's going on?!
You should be able to do it by yourself by now!
Ah!
Nogizaka 46 is back in action!
We did it!
The members are cursing each other,
and fighting with all their might and pride!
Tonight, the girls' winning battle will be on fire!
This is fun!
Will Nogizaka 46 be able to become a national star if they had exactly the same experience as AKB48?
This is a variety of experiments!
Girls, fall in love with him
Let's cry together all the time
Thank you!
Nogizaka 46's idol, Poka Poka Domon, has been decided to be the weakest!
This is a variety of violence competition that AKB48 has experienced as well!
If you fall, you lose! Poka Poka Domon, battle!
In order to survive in the entertainment world, you need a hungry warrior who can push you down even if you kick him down!
So, today, we're going to choose the weakest hungry warrior of Nogizaka 46!
The losers will advance to the next match!
It's called "Losers' Tournament"
These eight girls will participate in the tournament!
Who will continue to lose and become the weakest?
First round, first match, contestants enter!
If you start rampaging, you won't be able to stop!
Nogizaka 46's flagship girl, Akita-born wild woman, what kind of violence will she show us?
Let's go, Lina!
My opponent is a fair-skinned fairy who fascinates everyone who sees her.
I'm the center of Nogizaka!
Shiraishin Mai!
Now, let's hear what they have to say.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Hey, Mai!
You know, your charming point is your fair skin,
but it's so white you can't see it because of all the light.
Are you a lesbian or something?
Are you a lesbian or something?!
Oh, oh, oh!
You're a human, so it can't be helped!
By the way, Ikoma, you're turning 18 this year, right?
But you can't do your own makeup? What's going on?!
You should be able to do your own makeup by now!
That... will be completed.
Why?! You've already lost, Gaoh!
The first match of the first round, Shiraishin vs Ikoma!
Now, Ikuta, who do you think will lose?
I think Maiyan will lose.
Ikoma is really athletic and strong.
- Oh, like this? - That's right.
- She's good at it. - I think she'll go wild and go crazy.
I see. Shiraishin, you look like you're about to cry.
- Not yet. - Oh!
I won't lose to an athletic boy!
This time, we've added a special rule just for the show!
Right after the start, a song by Nogizaka 46 will play,
and that song will be "idol smile" towards the camera!
The moment the song stops is a sign of the start of the battle!
Ikoma vs Shiraishin "idol pokapoka dobong"!
Start!
Smile! Smile! Smile!
- Smile! - Smile!
Not yet! Not yet!
Take it easy!
Not yet!
It's close, close, close!
Over there!
Oh no!
You can do it!
Hold on!
Shiraishi lost!
This miserable feeling...
If you lose, you have to see this face every time.
Shiraishi, why do you think you lost?
You know, amazing parts come with it.
That's right.
We could tell just by your face.
That's not good.
Look at this miserable face.
You can't lift your head up.
Don't do that!
Friendship! Friendship!
That's cruel!
Ikoma looks like a humanoid of Akita.
That's ridiculous!
Shiraishi, who lost to Ikoma, advanced to the semi-finals!
Contestants, please come in!
She has 10 years of kendo experience.
With her unique husky voice, she challenges her opponent.
The slippery queen of Nogizaka, Kazumi Takayama!
She loves herself.
She is a natural girl who is confused between reality and two dimensions.
Tonight, she will show her true self as a natural girl.
Sayuri Matsumura!
Let's hear her feelings.
What do you think?
You're confident, aren't you?
If you lose,
I'll tie your right and left senses under your nose and make you look like a thief!
You too!
Under my nose? What is this line? It's not mine!
A line in the middle of your face is weird!
Ten years of kendo experience.
Takayama's ability and anger!
Lastly, please say your feelings one more time.
- Takayama! - Yes!
There was a teacher who taught me kendo in Rome.
And my juniors!
Look at me!
I'm going to win!
And Matsumura!
Matsumura is an idol,
so I'll do my best not to show such a miserable appearance!
I see!
Let's go!
Takayama versus Matsumura.
"IDOL" "POCA POCA DO MOON"
Start!
Fight!
Matsumura!
Hey, Matsumura!
He did it!
Matsumura lost!
He lost!
Matsumura,
Takayama, and Renda lost miserably.
Matsumura,
how do you feel now that you lost?
What? It wasn't supposed to be like this!
It's Kendo, right?
Sensei! Thank you for everything! Call me again for practice!
Okay!
Matsumura, the weakest candidate?
Contestant entering!
The most beautiful princess who has nothing to do with battle!
However, will she be able to overcome her opponent with her swollen belly?
Erika Ikuta!
Taishiru is a confident captain of Nogizaka.
However, one side of her that makes her teammates laugh is...
Reika Sakurai!
Now, let's hear what their feelings are!
Hey, Reika!
You often look at me with a sweet face, don't you?
Try this face!
She's not even blinking!
Ah! The facial parts are emphasizing it too much and it's annoying!
I'm worried about how thin your hair is, but...
With this hairstyle, you won't have a lot of hair, so it'll be fine!
Instead of your name, Ikta, should I call you "mother"?
Um, I think that would question your humanity.
Let's hear who you think will win. Hoshino!
Yes, I think Ikta will win.
So, the captain will lose!
But you look like you're about to lose!
C-captain! You look like you're about to lose to your captains!
Can they turn things around?
Idol "Poka Poka Dobon" Start!
Good! Smile, smile!
Yes, cute!
Who is it? Who is it?
C-captain, save me!
C-captain, this is bad!
I lost it! I lost it!
Ah, I got it! I got it!
What is this?!
I lost it!
In the end, Sakurai, who looks like he's about to lose, falls first.
So, Sakurai has lost!
Sakurai has lost and there is only one seat left for the semi-final!
Contestants, enter!
She doesn't update her blog often.
She's a my pace girl all year long.
She's Nogizaka's little sister.
Hoshino Minami!
On the other hand, she doesn't like fighting with a glass heart.
This tournament's winner candidate,
and worst enemy of all,
Nishino Nanase!
Let's hear your feelings.
How about it?
Oh, it's from Nishino!
Hey, Hoshino!
You should update your blog already!
Yeah!
I don't know what to write!
She's giving you a hard time!
It looks like you're going to a drugstore or something,
but it's disgusting!
She said it, Nishino!
More importantly...
You've been...
What?
eating too much late night food,
so you're hungry!
I didn't want you to say that!
I'm fat, so I'm strong, so I won't lose!
Will Nishino or Hoshino advance to the next round?
Who do you think will lose? Fukahara?
At first glance, I think Minami will lose,
but I'm hoping for something unexpected.
I think it'll be me.
Nishino?
I'm surprisingly kind,
so I think I'll hold back in the end.
I see.
Also, Minami is surprisingly athletic.
Is that so?
Yes, so I think I'll win.
Huh?
This is good!
Let's begin!
Hoshino vs. Nishino!
Idol Poka Poka Dobon!
Start!
You can still smile!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Go! Go! Go!
Why?!
Why didn't you press it?!
Go! Go! Go!
Hoshino's defeat!
Hoshino, prepare yourself!
With this, the members of the semi-final have won!
Surprisingly, in the semi-final, you can choose a new attack item.
Item!
Veron!
These are the attack items you can choose!
Shiraichi chose the dual blade sports chamber!
And...
Who is it?!
It's Matsumura!
If you lose, I'll tie up your right and left senses under your nose and make you look like a thief!
Matsumura doesn't want to lose anymore!
Which item will he choose?!
But you look strong!
Earlier, I lost because I didn't have a chance to attack.
So I'm going to use water gun and make my opponent tremble.
That's cute!
Will this weapon's choice make a big difference in victory or defeat?!
Well then, let's go!
Idol "Poka Poka Dobon"
Start!
Poka Poka Dobon
Good!
Oh! It went in!
Go! Go!
Oh, attack!
Oh! What's this?
They hugged! They hugged!
It's still left!
What's this?
It's an abdominal exercise! Abdominal exercise is important!
A great match! A great match!
Matsumura broke the balance! Matsumura broke the balance!
Matsubura loses!
At the beginning of the game, Matsubura drops his water gun.
Matsubura loses by a complete loss.
It's too early for a water gun to drop!
Horses are...
After this...
There's a big battle left in the other stadiums.
This is fun! This is fun!
The second game of the semi-final. Hoshino versus Sakurai!
Hoshino has a big hammer as an attack item!
And Sakurai has a balance ball as a choice!
Who do you think will lose, Kawamura-san?
Me!
I think...
Reika will lose!
Captain!
Right, Reika?
How about you, Ikuta?
Captain will lose!
Captain Sakurai is not popular at all.
Will he be able to win and look back at his teammates?
Now, let's begin the semi-final!
Hoshino versus Sakurai!
Idols, Pokapoka and Dobon, start!
Watch out for the ladder!
She fixed it!
Now, throw it!
Captain, you're good at throwing!
This is fun!
Good job!
Hoshino lost!
Captain won!
Captain Sakurai saved the girls and destroyed Hoshino!
This means...
Hoshino vs Matsumura!
Who is the weakest one?!
The final round!
Who is the weakest one?!
An attack item that decides who wins or loses!
What did the girls choose?!
Hoshino, what did you choose?
Water gun!
Where will you aim with that water gun?
My face and jaw!
Awesome!
Now, what did Matsumura choose?!
Koshobashibo!
Huh?!
Koshobashibo!
Koshobashibo?!
Koshobashibo!
It tickles, doesn't it?
That's right!
Now, for the final round!
Let's hear what Hoshino has to say!
I won't lose to someone like Sayoriigahime!
Now, Matsumura!
Really, for young people like you, I'll teach you lots of things!
Well then, let's go! Matsumura vs. Hoshi's "Idol Pokapoka Dobon" final battle, start!
Not yet, not yet, smile!
Yes!
Ah, it went to her face!
Ah, not good!
Oh, oh, oh, good fight!
Ah, it came out!
It's the same pattern as "sakurai"!
Ah, senpai!
Ah, the water's gone!
What are you doing?! What are you doing?!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Ah, from her face! From her face!
Matsumura, even though she was embarrassed, fell down with regret!
And so, "Nogizaka 46 Idol Pokapoka Dobon" final battle is decided by Matsumura!
And please look behind you, Hoshi is...
Senchou, are you laughing?
Amazing! But it was a good way of falling!
I don't like it!
And so, for today's most unworthy members,
Ijirin Okada is no good!
And that member is...
Captain Sakurai!
Sakurai, who was the most worthless today, is no good.
When it's "who do you think will lose?"
Most people say "captain", "sakurai", "isn't it captain?"
It's not reliable, it's unreliable.
But, you know...
It's still...
It's like this, right?
Even though the captain is talking, this bell is ringing.
By the fifth week, for sure...
By the fifth week...
By the fifth week, everyone's trust...
Everyone, remember.
By the fifth week, as captain, Sakurai will be trusted by everyone.
Receive this word and look forward to #5!