AISubs v3.5
I don't care if you're a ghost. I want to see you.
Do you have any friends you want to see even after you die?
I don't care what I do! I don't care!
I don't want you to regret it even if you die!
A ghost who can't come to life unites the comedy club.
You'll get sleepy, won't you?
I want to do another comedy with Saya Milky. I don't want to regret it.
A youthful movie with a little laughter and a little tears.
I'm tired of talking with you.
"Gain in the Movie" returns. It's still being praised.
Saya Milky will always...
Yeah!
"enemy 48" comedian 3 has begun.
Tonight is...
"Horete Mo'u Yaro" competition.
Before you go to bed tonight, please smile a little.
I'm doing it for my boyfriend.
Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about, boy?
You scared me.
No, I didn't.
All of a sudden?
Who is talking like this?
Shall we have a talk now?
I'd like to.
Do you think so?
What? What? What?
What? What?
Let's have a talk now!
What? What? What?
Let's have a talk now!
Let's show these six girls how much they can talk now.
Show us!
Why are you so confident?
Let's have a talk now!
Let's show these girls how much they can talk now.
Today's theme is "Doctor and Patient".
Iwoi will pretend to be a doctor and patients will talk.
You girls will talk in turn.
I think it's better for the latter part, right?
If you pretend to be a doctor and patients will talk in turn, it will be more difficult for you.
OK, let's start with Milky.
OK, this is Milky's speech.
Next one, please.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a plastic surgeon.
What? Why?
No, no, don't say who is ugly.
It's not like that.
Oh, I see.
Why do ugly people have to say ugly things? It's not funny.
It is said.
Don't talk too much, please.
It's a job disease.
You should not say it.
You should not look at your own face.
Oh, I see.
You should not say it.
Oh, I see.
Doctor, you didn't leave anything for me.
OK, let's start with Milky.
OK.
This is Milky's speech.
Next one, please.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a plastic surgeon.
Oh, you're so clumsy.
What? I'm clumsy?
You're too clumsy.
There are six of them lined up.
You're clumsy.
OK, next one is Yamada.
OK.
This is Yamada's speech.
Next one, please.
Thank you.
I'm not a plastic surgeon.
Oh, you did it.
What are you talking about?
Don't look for the camera.
You did it, didn't you?
You should have said it when you came here.
Oh.
You're a kind of a long-term professional.
I'm not a long-term professional.
You shouldn't say that.
Next one is Ichika.
Oh, I see.
Next one is Ichika's speech.
Next one, please.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a plastic surgeon.
I wanted to be like you, but I really want to be like you.
I'm kidding.
She's desperate to be like you.
I want to be like you not only in your face but also in your whole body.
How was your speech?
It was OK.
Oh, it's not OK.
How was it?
It was fun.
OK, Sayanei's speech.
Oh.
Sayanei's speech.
Next one, please.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a plastic surgeon.
Oh, really?
Then how did you become so ugly?
I see.
It's like...
It's like "Tonchibanashi".
We're both...
I don't know if it's OK or not, but it's OK, right?
OK, let's go.
Kishino's speech.
Oh.
Kishino's speech.
Please.
Next one, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a plastic surgeon.
On the contrary, would you like me to introduce you to my scalp hair removal treatment?
It's a good idea to try to do something with your movement.
That kind of arrangement is also necessary.
Now, Iwamoto-san, would you like to change your posture for a moment?
Didn't I tell you to go one by one?
Iwamoto-san, what are you doing?
Now, let's start with Murase.
Ah, what should I do?
It's Murase's speech. "Boke" will change.
Next one, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I've had a fever and cough since yesterday.
Which one is better?
Oh, you took another step.
That's right.
I did it normally.
Which one is better?
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
No, no, don't reflect on yourself.
Now, it's Kishino's speech.
Next one, please.
I'm sorry. I've had a fever and cough since yesterday.
I've got a nosebleed, too.
Ah, but I can't get out of here.
Oh, my god!
I admit your amazing arrangement.
If you did it like you did now, you'd feel good even if you got a scar.
It's refreshing.
It's like a wind.
Now, next one, Yamada.
Yamada's speech. Here you go.
Next one, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I've had a fever and cough since yesterday.
Well, I'll kiss you and let you out of here.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
You didn't say anything.
You came here as a patient.
Think about that reality first.
Do you know it?
I don't know it.
What are you talking about?
Do you know it?
Last one, Ichika.
Ichika's speech. Here you go.
Next one, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I've had a fever and cough since yesterday.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
Speech! Speech! Speech!
I want to get out of here with you.
Oh, I'm embarrassed. That's why you're embarrassed.
What are you talking about, idiot?
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
I want you to look at me.
Oh, aren't you a trio?
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
Last one, Milky.
Milky's speech. Here you go.
Next one, please.
Oh, I'm sorry. I've had a fever and cough since yesterday.
Oh, I'm embarrassed. That's why you're embarrassed.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
I don't want you to say it, but I can't help but look over here and say it.
I asked you to come and see it.
Like that.
Oh, I see.
She has a theater habit.
She's noisy.
She's old-fashioned, but she's old-fashioned.
Anyone else?
No one said it.
Then, sayonara. It's a sayonara.
Next person, please.
I'm sorry. I've had a fever since yesterday and I've got a cough, too.
Really? Let me see it.
It's tight, isn't it?
She took it in right away.
It'll take you five years to get used to this right foot.
You can't do it like this.
You'll get used to it later.
I'm nervous.
You've been doing this for a long time, haven't you?
Maybe she's like that.
Then, I'll do it.
What?
I'll do it, too.
From now on, it'll end where it's decided.
What?
Then, let's go.
Let's go to Milky.
Next person, please.
Please.
You're in love.
That's right. I love you so much.
That's good.
Keep laughing.
But you're a little cold-hearted.
No, I'm not.
Let me see it again.
Who said it?
She's a little jammer.
Well, it's over now.
Let's go to Murase.
Murase's comment, please.
Next person, please.
You're in love.
That's right. I love you so much.
No, you're...
What was that?
You're passing to the left side.
No, it's not like that.
It's not about who's in love, it's about me.
You're in love.
Senpai!
You're in love!
A man who can't be popular falls in love with a controller.
Today's partner is a woman who helped me with the laundry at home.
Here you go.
I'm sorry for making you do the laundry.
Don't worry about it. My house is nearby.
Ouch! It's cold! What are you doing?
It's a punishment for not helping you.
Stop it!
Wait!
Stop it!
Bang! I'm Bang!
Stop it!
Stop it! It's cold!
I'm sleepy.
Can you lend me your jersey?
What are you talking about?
I'll go get my jersey.
Hello?
Really? Wait a minute.
My boyfriend is coming to pick me up. Bye!
Be careful!
Thank you for helping me.
Today's program is...
"Let's Motor Control"!
I'm in love with a controller!
Double Engine-san, you said that you're in love with a controller when you see a man.
But you're a woman.
Can you show us how you're in love with a controller?
I see.
So, you're in love with a controller.
That's right.
What kind of audience is this?!
Young people are being pushed around like this on TV!
By the way, this time we'll have two people, male and female, split up and tell us their own stories.
Our top stars are Watanabe and Kinoshita Momoka!
Let's get started!
These are Moka-san and Milky-san's "In Love With A Controller"!
Oh, I'm about to lose it! Oh, I'm about to lose it!
Oh, I'm so happy to be with you!
Wait for me!
He heard you! He heard you!
I was really surprised!
Yeah, you had a red face!
Your passionate, sweet voice is perfect!
It's perfect!
I'm so happy.
I see.
I said it out loud.
But let's break it when we part ways, you know?
I feel like I'm going to the ends of hell.
That's what I'm saying!
Next up is Kondo and Kotani!
The aquarium we went to was fun.
Did we go there?
Don't you remember?
We saw dolphins, human-beast sharks, and went on a date!
I don't remember.
I can't believe it! This is the worst!
It wasn't the fish. You were the only one I was looking at.
You bastard, Horetema!
This doesn't sound like Noriyuki Makihara's song at all.
I didn't remember you being a fish,
because you were always looking at me like that.
The male actors were really into it, weren't they?
Yes, I've always thought of Ri-chan as cute.
What about you, Ri-chan?
Yes.
Oh, that's right!
Next is Kado Waki and Kinoshita Haruna!
This is a jungle event.
Is it a jungle?
Yes, it's a jungle.
Well, let's get started!
It's Kamikichi-san and Haruna-san's "Horetemaerou"!
Hey, hey, does your throat dry up?
Yes.
Can I have an apple juice?
Yes!
Give it to me!
You're too wild!
Can I say something?
I have a question for you.
If you crush it and give it to me, won't you lose money?
Next up is Yabushita and Naiki.
Naiki, how much is annual income?
200 million yen.
Give it to me!
You're lying!
Cheap!
You're lying!
You're cheating!
I knew it!
Is everyone like that?
Everyone is like that?
I got it!
You're the only president of a company that can't be helped!
Next up is Yoshida and Yamamoto!
Summer festival is fun!
Yeah.
Oh, there's a shirt in the back. Let's get one.
Sure.
Which one do you want?
Sayaka-kun's favorite one.
What? You want my favorite one?
Bang!
Yay! I got it!
Cheap! Cheap!
I don't think there's anyone like that in real life.
Yeah, I don't like it in real life.
Wait a minute.
You don't like it?
Give me a break!
Next up is Ichikawa and Jounishi!
The amusement park was fun, wasn't it?
It was fun, wasn't it?
Yeah, merry-go-round was so much fun!
Merry-go-round? You're still too young for that!
That's not true!
What are you doing, you idiot?
Can you walk?
Yeah, I'm fine!
Let's go!
Hey, you can't do that! You're still too young for that!
Let's go!
You're not letting me go!
You're cute!
It's nice to meet you again
I'm sure there are people passing by
It's great that men don't feel embarrassed and do it
This is a double engine controller and it's new
I think it's a good thing
Next is Yagura and Shiroma
I'm a man and Miru is a woman
I'll show you "Horete Mau Yaro" over the phone
Let's go!
It's "Horete Mau Yaro" by Miru and Fuuko
Fuuko-kun
What's wrong?
Something sad happened
I'm begging you, don't cry
I can't hug you over the phone
"Horete Mau Yaro"!
It's frustrating over the phone
That's right
If you see this controller, you should see it in the morning
It's irresistible
Are you in a sauna?
Next is Yamamoto and Kinoshita Momoka
This is a little special
What's different?
It's a train
It's everyday
Let's go!
It's "Horete Mau Yaro" by Momoka and Sayaka
Let's go!
You have a nice butt
Someone help me!
Do you want me to rub you more?
If you want me to touch you, touch me!
It's soft
"Horete Mau Yaro"!
Wait a minute!
That's...
Yes?
Isn't it your own way of doing it?
It's not my own way of doing it.
To be honest, I don't know if I'm a man or a woman, but...
But, it's not like I'm trying to be weird or anything.
It's more like I'm trying to make a difference.
That's great.
Whether it's a man or a woman,
it adds to that sense of justice, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
I'm sure you all got that sense of justice, didn't you?
Yes!
With that said...
Let's...
What? What do you mean?
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Rii-chan!
I'm Saipii!
One, two...
We want to become "fresh lemons"!
Yes, yes!
Let me introduce myself properly!
Even though I was born into this world as a human being,
I'm a pitiful woman who's trying to become a lemon.
Let me introduce myself!
I'm Itakawa Miyurin!
No, that's not it!
That's not it!
I really, really want to become a lemon!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
I said I don't want to!
One, two...
We want to become "fresh lemons"!
Why are you introducing me like that?
That's not it!
So, Riin, what are we talking about today?
Huh?
Riin, I've been thinking about it lately.
People who can speak English fluently are cool, aren't they?
So, Riin, I want to talk about it.
So, I want you to speak English with me today. Is it okay?
I refuse.
It's too early for a refusal.
No, really, please.
What? What?
I want you to speak English with me. Please! Please!
I got it. Let's do it.
We'll pronounce it for you, so please follow us later.
I got it!
Please repeat after me!
Sunday!
Riin has it in her head every day!
Sunday!
Hey, that's... that's bad, isn't it?
Huh?
Business!
I want to be a lemon 100%!
Business!
Yeah, you're wrong. It's bad if you misunderstand me, but I don't like business!
Come on!
Come on! Business offer!
Hey, stop doing that nasty thing! Do it properly!
I got it. I'll do it properly.
Okay, next is the word you like, Riin!
Lemon!
Fresh lemon!
Yeah! Fresh lemon!
One, two...
I want to be a fresh lemon!
You want to be one, don't you?
Yes!
Come on, do it properly!
She is a crazy girl!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
We have news for you!
"Gaming the Movie" returns!
Today, we'll be greeting Miyagi Prefecture and Yamagata Prefecture's Ion Cinema!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
I'm Riin!
"Gaming the Movie" returns!
My sticker is on it!
Everyone, please look for it!
After this, Yamada will play golf again!
You look like an alien!
I'm Kusaka Konomi from Team DII.
"Genenin 3" will be aired for the last time next week!
It will be paid for!
I'm doing it with rock!
Yamada will play golf again!
You look like an alien!
Let's watch it next week!
Watch out!
What?
Are you okay?
You look like a creepy man!
Let me go, you bastard!
Huh?