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No. Joradin Versus Shrimp Show, Konomono Monogoke Versus!
And so, today we have a joint recording with SKE's EBISHORE!
I like violence!
Ms. Okubo, do you like violence?
I like violence!
What is it?
I've never heard of violence before.
So, today's challenge for you is "mono-boke".
Please use the items you have here and defeat "boke".
Are you ready?
This time, SKE's sisters, EBIFURAYOSHI Commercial High School and "mono-boke" battle!
As for EBISHORE, which focuses on work,
will SKE's Comedy Club have an advantage?
Ms. Okubo, what do you think of EBISHORE?
To be honest, I've done it a little while ago.
Oh, I see.
Watching it makes me sad.
I see.
Ms. Okubo!
What?
It was all cut!
It was all cut?
Yes!
That's the right decision!
It was that bad?
But, mentally...
Osaka girls are like dirty stray dogs, you know?
They're mentally strong, right?
They're mentally strong.
That's what we'll do today!
We won't lose mentally!
But, even if you say it like that, we're like you, too.
Even if you show it like you can do it, it's not like you can do it at all.
But, mentally, you're really strong.
If you're young, you'll hesitate a little more.
You'll hesitate a little more.
She'll hesitate.
You're confident in showing it like you can do it, right?
Yes, I've done it a little, so...
I'll do it a little.
She's only said "a little."
Anyway, she's confident in doing it a little.
Nice to meet you. EBISHORE members, what do you think of it?
I'll do my best!
She's weak!
She's scary, when she laughs.
Kansai dialect is strong, so...
She can't do it!
So, this time, it's a competition of three teams!
The teams are...
First, EBISHORE team!
And, GENIE3 regular team!
And last, GENIE3 and many others!
Wow!
By the way, the losing team will be cut off completely.
We'll pretend like it never happened.
The first joint class to commemorate Namba Girls Academy and Ebisho!
Without any purpose, which team will be cut off completely?!
The time limit is 7 minutes!
How will this monoboke battle turn out?!
ENERGY48 GENIE3!
The results of the monoboke battle will be announced in an interesting order!
The first team to win is...
GENIE's debut team!
The next team to win is...
BUJI's joint class!
Without any purpose, which team will be cut off completely?!
Will Ebisho's team win the joint class?!
Or will many others win?!
Ebisho's team!
The last team is...
There is no support team!
I don't have any impression of that team.
Please watch the ebisho's team who won the support team!
Let's welcome ebisho's team!
I will sit down for a minute.
I will beat you up!
Hello, I'm Ayame.
Hey, who's Tengu?
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine for you to say it.
It's fine, isn't it?
It's fine because I like you, isn't it?
No, no, no.
Yay!
It's fine for you to say it, isn't it?
Yes, Oyaki-chan.
I thought it was Grapefruit, but it was a doll!
Ah, you surprised me.
It's Tengu!
You surprised me, didn't you?
Can I borrow you, Ayame-san?
Me?
Yes, you can say it.
Like this?
Yes.
Ayame-san, from now on, don't use things like this and rely on SKE.
Give me a break, please!
It's a little...
I'll do it, too.
You're sharp!
I'll do it at all.
Is this the face you dropped?
Or is it this face?
Incorrect!
As soon as I mixed milk and serum, it became milky!
That's a little...
That's a little too much!
I like milky!
I know it!
Can I try it?
Yes, go ahead.
It's twice as effective, isn't it?
Harry Potter
Sadora
Those glasses look good on you.
Wow, you look like my dad.
Dinner for tonight!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Who is it?
I'm Papaya Suzuki's daughter.
That's great.
Sadora!
She's in such good shape. She didn't lose her tempo and did her best.
I see.
Now, entertainers, regular members, go ahead!
Go ahead!
Hey, if you don't take your medicine properly, you can't fix your score no matter how long you stand in front of it!
That's great.
You can't fix your score.
Minarun, did you become this thin?
That's great.
Go ahead, Momotaro!
Hey, can I exchange my nose with you?
Okay!
I'll read the answer.
Okay, Momotaro!
Wow, it's really hard on the side.
Be careful, everyone!
You're idols, after all!
Okay, Yagura, go ahead!
Um... isn't my nose sticking out too much?
That's great!
You're getting better and better!
I am your... your pet!
I can do anything for you!
I can even poop!
I am a weirdo!
I did it! Ayabe-san and my pet!
What are you talking about?
I feel like I'm being told by my fans.
Hey, I'm going to wear this bikini!
She's getting more sexy!
Mibuki, go ahead!
I-I-I-I-I am your...send-off!
Ok, Kotani!
Excuse me, these clothes are all mine.
It's great!
Where did you get them from?
Ayabe-san, please come!
Why does she always turn me down?
You are the best judge in Japan! Congratulations!
This makes me happy. Thank you.
How about you, Kotari?
It's been tough lately.
That's good.
How about you, Yabe-san?
It's a better day than Martin's this year.
I don't know.
Okay, please.
I don't know.
I'm boiling udon.
She's boiling udon.
That's weird.
What are you talking about?
She's boiling udon.
Okay, please.
I'll be a player for life!
Please.
She's a player for life.
What's wrong?
I'm drowning!
Are you a mermaid?
How about you, Konkon-san?
It's too much.
The choice of phrase, the angle, the way you cut it, the momentum and tempo...
You're an Osaka girl!
Amazing!
The momentum was amazing.
But the number hits you.
It does.
If you're a young entertainer and it's your first year, you wouldn't be able to come out like this.
You wouldn't be able to come out like this.
That's right.
The most interesting thing for me was...
Udomo yume masu
That was...
That was the most interesting thing for me.
That was it!
That was the most interesting thing for me.
Udomo yume masu
Thank you for waiting.
These are the sweets we're proud of.
Please enjoy.
The sweets I made aren't that special...
But I feel like they'll taste good when you bring them over.
That's not true, Miyuki-san!
Oh!
That's what you look like!
I...
Mieki-san's sweets...
I like you.
Huh? Say it one more time.
I... like you.
I like you, too.
Okay, cut!
Something's not right.
Well, I think it's good for sudden aim, but...
Excuse me?
What's with that outfit?
It's a short film for a cultural festival.
"Koi no Banyuindoku".
The original author is an OB at this school.
Every year at cultural festivals, they have a screening.
Mr. Goto was asked by Ms. Koyanagi in the infirmary to do a cheap reception.
I've never confessed my love, so I don't know.
Hey, Ms. Yoshida, say you like me, too.
Huh? Why?
Say you like me, too.
Huh? Why?
I like you, too.
Oh, that's nice.
Okay, Ms. Joni, you say you like me, too.
Huh? What are you talking about?
Well, okay, but...
I like you, too.
You're amazing, Ms. Joni.
I told you you can do it if you try!
Are you stupid or stupid?
Hey, what's going on?
"Kokemasho's Corner"!
Today's members are, no matter what, Stark-san and Yuga-kun.
Only people whose characters aren't fixed.
Only people with high cut rates appear in "Kokemasho's Corner".
I also have quite a high cut rate in this show.
This time, even without the main members like Yamamoto, Watanabe and Yamada,
will the show be exciting?
In a sense, it's an experimental project!
Everyone, please watch with warm eyes!
Now, the topic is "I don't like this kind of confession".
Ah, I don't like it!
Now, let's go!
Now, Kondo's turn!
Yes!
Now, Kondo's "I don't like this kind of confession".
Um, I'll say it first. I'll kiss you, so will you go out with me?
Will you go out with me?
I don't like it!
But at this age, it's exciting!
Is that so?
Now, Murase!
Yes!
I don't like this kind of confession!
I don't know if I should say it while touching my grandpa's head, but will you go out with me?
Hey, when did you say that?
And where is the place?
Come on!
Shall we go for a new look? Kusino!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Yes, let's go! I don't like this kind of confession of Kusino!
You know, I really like you, you know?
So, I want to know everything about you.
So, I only have some savings left.
You're really useless!
I'm really nervous!
Why are you nervous, you know?
I'm sorry!
Let's go for a new look! Kusaka!
Yes!
I don't like this kind of confession of Kusaka!
I can't stand you anymore!
Don't talk to me like that!
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it? Turn around and say it!
Kato, you didn't say it, right?
Yes!
Kato, let's go!
I don't like this kind of confession of Kato!
I like you so much that I carved my name on my arm!
So, go out with me!
Go out with me!
You're scary!
You're heavy!
You're heavy, if you do that!
I want to see if you're a mountain or a milky around here!
You're not scary, you know!
You can still do it!
Kato!
Yes!
I don't like this kind of confession of Kato!
I said it in the beginning, but this is a penalty game, you know?
Who said it, you idiot!
You said it in the beginning, and now you're having fun again!
I'm really nervous now!
What's wrong with you?
If you're that nervous, you should be nervous!
You're scary!
You came all the way to Hachioji!
Kato, you didn't say it, right?
Yes, I didn't say it!
Let's go!
I don't like this kind of confession of Kato!
Um...
Go out with me!
Okay, confession time is over!
What is that?!
What do you mean "confession time"?
It's that kind of game.
Stop it!
Confess purely!
Staka!
I don't like this kind of confession of you!
Go out with me!
I'm begging you!
Go out with me!
Period!
That's what I'm often told!
Period!
Kishino!
Yes!
I don't like this kind of confession of you!
You know, I'm wearing underwear for this game.
So, decide after you see me!
I don't like this kind of confession of you!
Don't go beyond your body!
Muraseko!
Yes!
I don't like this kind of confession of you!
Be...
Be part of me!
What do you mean?!
Be part of me!
Will we be together if we eat together?
Stop it!
Don't be so negative!
Okay, let's go to Yamshita!
I don't like this kind of confession of you!
Um, I've been thinking about it for a long time...
My nose is sticking out of my mouth!
Don't confess!
Even if you confess, you can't help it!
If you don't confess, you have to tell Iwao about it all the time!
It looks like it!
It looks like it, doesn't it?
It looks like it's because your nose is sticking out of your mouth!
Okay, let's go to Kishino!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I don't like this kind of confession of you!
Ah, sorry! See you soon!
Um, I have something to say...
Rika...
About you...
As I thought, it's nothing. Thank you!
Hey, stop it!
Don't leave yourself to coin tossing!
I did.
See, it came out!
See, it came out! Stop it!
I'm sorry.
What are you deciding with?!
Um, well, Kato!
Yes!
I don't like Kato's confession like this!
I like you! Please go out with me!
Go out with you? Tell your mom!
Hey, I don't know! Why would you say something like that?!
It's rude of you to say something like that!
In terms of content...
It's rude of you to say something like that!
Hey, Kato!
Maybe there are still people who don't like you!
No, no, no!
You have to do it!
Next and last!
Ichika, can you do it?
Yes! I can do it!
Ichika, you just did two, right?
That's right! This is the last one!
No, you did two!
But for now, you don't like me!
What?!
You don't like me!
I don't like you?
Yes! Can you do it?!
Can you do it?!
I can do it!
Yes! Then let's go next time!
What?!
Hey!
What?!
Hey!
Who are you?!
Are you going to end it?!
Say it!
I'm sorry! Can you do it one more time?
I can't do it this many times!
I thought you were sleeping!
Come on! Let's go!
Ichika, you can do it, right?!
Yes! I can do it!
Ichika, you can definitely do it, right?!
I can do it!
All right! Ichika, let's go!
Hey, you two!
Nice!
You can do it, right?!
You can do the application change, right?!
You can do it, right?!
All right! Ichika, let's go!
Yes!
I like you! Die with me!
I don't know what you're saying!
What are you saying?!
I like you! Die with me!
That's a scary idea!
I have one more, is that okay?
That one more is nothing! You can do it, right?!
You can do it, right?!
All right, Jounishi, let's go!
Yes! I want to do it!
There's nothing faster than this prize money!
All right, Jounishi, let's go!
All right, Jounishi's...
There's nothing!
Wait a minute!
Ichika, let's go!
Jounishi, let's go!
Yes!
Jounishi, if you say it comfortably, it's okay, right?!
Yes!
There's nothing?!
There's nothing!
I'm Nana! Nice to meet you!
Everyone, even if it's just your name, please remember it!
Yes! I'm the one who loves cream puffs, Yebusta Shu!
And I am...
Born in the 70's, Yamada Nana of the oil shock generation!
No, I'm not! I was born in Heisei!
I'm still 22 years old, Nana Yamada!
And I'm Yebusta Shu, the 22-year-old Nana Costa!
Hey, don't say something like that!
But Nana-san's Nana is Nana-saisa's Nana, right?
No, what do you mean?!
Why would my parents give me a name related to you?! Is it weird?!
Well, well, I know you're messing with me like this, but I don't think you're that bad!
Really?!
Huh? Spirits?
Ah! Do you know?!
Recently, when I don't get enough sleep, the spirits...
Hey! I'm really worried about you, so stop it!
No, no, I'm sorry!
Well, Nana-san, you're young, and I don't think you'll mind what I usually do, right?
Oh, is that so?!
Eh, Shu-chan, what do you do on your days off?
Well, let's see...
Ah, I went to see cosmetics the other day!
Ah! I go there often, too!
Ah, cosmetics...
Yes, I know.
No, I know! What is that explanation?
No, I don't think you know.
Why not? If cosmetics and set-up are still good, are you making fun of shopping as shopping is shopping?
Because "shopping" is a horizontal word.
Do you know it? Amazing!
Yes, I remember it!
Hey! I'm 22 years old, too!
Ah, do you know it, too?
I think I know what you know, Shin-chan.
After all, was Osaka night market amazing?
Yes, it is now, but the sound of the sun was loud.
Anyway, you're amazing!
I don't think it's okay, but I really want to see the moon stone!
Hey!
I knew it!
No, it's not like that! What's with you?
I don't know Heisei Maruya and Tsukuba Banpaku, either!
I just got into a little bokeh!
Has bokeh already started?
No, it's not bokeh!
No, it's bokeh, but...
Even though it's a dirty manzai, it's bokeh as a bokeh I just got into!
As I said, you know everything!
It's almost Keiro day, so don't get carried away!
No, I'm not!
Why do you treat me like an old woman?
Hey, old woman!
Hello! I'm an old woman!
Hey! What are you doing?
If you're so angry, you'll die of a blood vessel rupture!
You're the one who's making me angry!
Don't say "no" so much!
Just "no"
You're not good at saying things!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
I want to commit a crime again with Sayonara Milky!
I can do it with you! I can change the world!
With Milky!
What are you talking about?
Thank you!
I'm tired of talking with you!
Can I be a ghost? Do you want to meet Fukuko?
No way!
Miyuki!
What?
Sayonara Milky is forever!
Okay!
Breaking news!
Enemies in the Movie will be released in Tohoku area!
September 13th, Miyagi and Yamagata!
For more information, check the show's homepage!
After this, ENERGY48 will roar!
Let's do it!
I'm Shinmennu's pro, Kanako!
Our first comedian is our double-engineer!
Let's do it!
I was only looking at you!
Let's do it!
The members transformed into handsome men!
Let's do it!
Please watch it next week, too! Good night!