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Recently, there is something like a spiritual phenomenon at home.
Really?
Even though there is no one in the house, the puzzle of Mt. Fuji in the room collapses and
the miniature Nara Buddha moves and
my Negrizi is pulled and...
Don't you show your hands?
You don't show your hands and I can't talk.
Good morning.
What are you doing?
Don't do the New York manzai of young people.
Good morning.
Today, my juniors will come with me.
You should study, young people.
Who are they?
They look like they can sell well, but they don't sell well at all.
They just work hard.
You say it arrogantly.
Today's daily job.
Yoshida.
Yes?
Please.
Me?
Yes.
I didn't hear you.
Anyway, work hard until your throat is torn.
Ah!
You have a bad attitude.
Seniors, please line up!
Good job!
Do you know about these two?
Do you know?!
Yes!
Everyone, aside from Saito-san of "Jungle Pocket", you may not know that much about them.
Shut up!
You're too noisy!
I know a lot about them!
As a member of the group, he's very active right now.
Thank you!
This time, as an exchange student from SK-48 Ebisho, we have Shuri-san joining us as well.
Hello, everyone!
So, today's project is...
Train your ad-lib skills! Challenge for an impromptu contest!
"Jungle Pocket" is full of Saito's energy!
A unique world view has been added this year!
One member of NNB has joined us to challenge for an impromptu contest!
The situation of the contest will be decided by lottery from the box!
First of all, the member who will join "Jungle Pocket" to challenge for an impromptu contest is...
Milky!
The situation of the contest is...
Convenience store!
Convenience store! Convenience store!
A one-minute meeting on the theme of convenience stores!
What kind of contest will be held?!
Let's go! "Jungle Pocket" and "Milky's" convenience store!
Welcome!
Excuse me!
What's wrong with you two?
Toilet!
Can you let me go?
Toilet?
Excuse me, can I go to the toilet?
No, no, wait a minute!
For now, this person can go to the toilet, but maybe...
No, I'm an idol and I can't go to the toilet in public.
So I ran all the way to the convenience store.
Please!
I'm almost out, too!
Almost out?
I'm almost out, too!
Almost out?
But I'm sorry, but there's only one toilet in our convenience store!
There's only one?!
Excuse me...
No, no, wait...
Wait a minute!
Can you really not stand it?
I'm already in trouble.
Your goal is beyond that!
Don't worry about me!
Go ahead!
Thank you!
I don't know what life has in store for me!
That's why it's funny!
How was it?
I think it was great!
Saito-san's pressure was unbeatable!
Saito-san was very excited about it, but Watanabe- san was too quiet.
I think it was great that you were able to balance it out.
It was so exciting!
I don't know if the toilet is dangerous or this person is dangerous!
Next up is Cho-Nishi!
What kind of story will be born at the same theme convenience store?!
Welcome!
Excuse me!
Excuse me, what's wrong with you?
Toilet!
Can I use the toilet?
No, no, that's not it!
Please!
Get out of here!
Excuse me!
Excuse me! What's wrong with you?
Toilet!
Toilet?
I'm almost out of here, too.
You're almost out of here?
No, I can't stand it anymore.
So I can't win against you!
I'm almost out of here, too!
And it's diarrhea!
I'm...
I'm hard.
You're hard?
Yes.
I don't care about the shape of the toilet,
but we only have one toilet here.
Please decide which one you want.
You can't stand it anymore?
I'm almost out of here, too!
If you're almost out of here, it's no use saying it now!
You, too!
Me, too!
What should we do?
If you don't use it, you can go home.
Then...
Let's go home!
What are you doing?
How was it, Keiichi?
Milky said it gently, but I said it aggressively.
She was angry.
She said, "I'm in it, too!"
I didn't know you were in it.
Next, Kotani will join Shisonno and challenge Conto.
Conto's situation is...
Farmhouse!
Shisonno has a unique world view.
Kotani, a mysterious character in "nnb" will join Conto.
This is Shisonno and Ripopo's farmhouse.
Welcome!
I'll order and I'll tell you. You tell that kitchen.
Should I tell them?
Yes. This is my daughter, Ripopo.
Nice to meet you.
She's not Japanese.
I'll order and I'll tell you.
Welcome!
Order!
Yes, sir!
Hayashi rice...
One Hayashi rice, please!
Yes, sir!
Omelet rice!
One omelet rice, please!
Omelet rice!
One omelet rice, please!
The size of your voice now is two!
Do you want me to change the size?
We are that kind of shop!
If you don't tell me...
I'll tell you everything with my voice!
You tell me!
I don't know. Tell me.
Milk...
Hot...
Correct!
I got it!
I'm glad!
I think I can do it.
Fried oyster!
One fried oyster!
No!
What did you say?
Fried oyster!
Well...
Fried oyster!
A little fried and a little spicy...
Correct!
I got it!
Welcome!
Yes, sir!
Curry...
What did you say?
Curry...
Curry!
Curry for children!
Curry...
Curry for children!
You can't say it like that!
Curry is sweet!
I don't know!
Tell me!
Omelet rice!
Well...
With demi-glace sauce!
No!
I don't know the difference.
What's the difference?
Omelet rice!
Three of them!
Five of them!
Wait!
What's the difference?
Welcome!
Yes, sir!
Rolled cabbage!
Rolled cabbage with Japanese style soup!
It's normal rolled cabbage!
It's normal!
Ripopo, quickly!
Ripopo!
The customers are coming soon!
What?
Hamburger!
Hamburger! Three hamburgers!
Hurry up with the hamburger!
Hurry up!
This shop is no good!
Ripopo, how was it?
It was very difficult!
Yes, it was difficult!
But you did it well!
It was fun!
I didn't think I would win!
I won quite a lot!
I'm glad!
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Next, Shiroma will challenge "jungle pocket" and "impromptu control"!
What is the situation of the control?
High!
What kind of control will they show with the theme of "high"?
Jungle Pocket
This city is peaceful and nice!
There's nothing here!
I'm sorry!
What's going on?
I found one yen!
What about it?
I was running on the river, and I thought it was an umbrella, but when I picked it up, it was this!
That's not a good thing. It's not that big of a deal.
Wait a minute! There's another one coming out of the back!
I'm sorry!
What happened?
I picked up a bird's leg!
You picked up a bird's leg?!
I was just walking down the road, and I picked up a bird's leg!
That's true, but where did you drop the bird's leg?
On the road!
On the road?!
On the road, a bird's leg...
But I don't think you're the owner of this.
It's me!
I'm a bird!
I dropped it!
But you have this, don't you?
It's a temporary one.
A temporary one?!
Now that you're here, can you take it?
Of course!
Thank you!
I'm pretty weak when it comes to picking up my one yen.
I dropped it, too!
You picked it up, too?!
I dropped it on the riverbed!
I didn't have it, and I got lost at the convenience store!
You picked it up, too?!
That's right!
You picked it up for me?!
That's...
That's too much!
Stop it!
Are you a man of fate?!
A man of fate?!
Don't give me any more hope!
I'm not a man of fate!
Now, bird's talk...
Bird's talk...
No, bird's blood...
Let's go home!
Now, let's go!
Let's go!
What's up with this city?!
Suddenly, a terrible person came in.
Right, Ms. Chiri?
She's really good at acting.
She came in all of a sudden.
She's not losing to Saito's tension at all.
And most of all, she said "chicken feet" while picking up things.
She's really good at that.
How was it, Gamiru?
Wow, you led me well and it was easy to do.
When you said "chicken feet" at the end, I was helped a lot over there.
As always, it's "Ask Us Anything" corner!
This time it's a bit far, but if we footballers have any questions, we'd like to "Ask Us Anything" corner.
If you have anything you'd like to ask...
Yes, yes, yes!
I don't know if it's about work or something else, but we'd like to "Ask Us Anything" corner!
There are many members who are speaking for the first time on this show!
Who is it? Muro!
Yes!
It's your first time, right?
Yes!
What kind of person is Muro, everyone? Tell me about him!
He always tells me to lose weight!
Are you on a diet?
Yes!
I eat a lot! I can't eat three times as much ramen!
Wow!
But if I eat three of them, I'll get fat, so I eat only what I like in the morning and I don't get hungry in the afternoon and evening!
He's very stoic, and even when we're working together, he teaches me a lot of things, and I'd like to get that kind of assessment!
That's right!
He has a great personality!
He's 17 years old!
He's 17 years old now?!
Yes!
He certainly doesn't look like he's 17 years old!
He doesn't look like it!
Yes!
I see!
And then, Shibuya!
Yes!
Oh, there are many Shibuyas in Japan!
Yes!
Because you're 17 years old!
Yes! I'm the youngest!
There are a lot of 17-year-olds here, right?!
Yes!
Oh!
There are a lot of 17-year-olds here!
There are a lot of 17-year-olds!
Oh!
Kinoshita is a little older!
Yes!
I see!
Is Yamada working properly as an older sister?
Yes!
Really?!
Yes!
What have you been interested in lately?!
What have I been interested in lately?!
Oh, I see!
You're all getting used to being an NMB member!
Yes!
Right?!
You might be a little lazy!
Oh...
You're the most lazy one here!
Oh, you're not!
But...
The team I'm in...
About half of them are juniors...
Yes!
So...
I think I have to show them all of my strengths!
I see!
Is Yamada working properly?!
I don't know!
It's obvious!
Who else?!
Oh!
Yamashita!
What is your dream since you were little?!
Really?!
You're asking me that?!
I don't know!
I don't care!
I don't care about interviews!
I'm curious! I'm curious!
I used to be a mangaka when I was little.
I used to write a lot of things.
But I've always wanted to be an entertainer since I was little.
You're doing well.
I'm doing well.
I'm close with HKT.
HKT is on a show.
To be honest, which do you like better, NMB or HKT?
I'm wandering around Hiroshima between Namba and Hakata.
But you were in the general election.
I saw it and voted for it.
Which one?
Sashihara.
It's not Sashihara. It was last year.
NMB didn't have a show during the general election.
You must have voted for Hakata.
But there are people who voted for Hakata.
Among them, I voted for SKE.
I don't know what to do from now on.
So I voted for SKE.
Did you like her ranking?
No, she's out of the district.
But you can still vote for her.
You can't lose to Hakata, can you?
No, we can't.
There are a lot of members and a lot of people in one team.
So it's hard for us to talk to each other.
And we don't know each other well.
So it's hard for us to talk to each other.
You're a junior from a drinking party.
You're like Nobu from Shinori.
Is she cute?
She's not cute at all.
You're all equal.
Let's not talk about that.
For example, Kadowaki and Yamada.
You're on this show, right?
Of course.
You've been on this show since the first episode.
The members and you, too.
You were on "Yahoo! Rahman" together, right?
That happens.
Why are you saying hello?
I'm not moving away from you.
Even when you say hello,
you don't look at the other people's faces.
I'm shy about that.
I say hello to people I don't know.
Members know how to show affection to adults.
When I say hello behind his back, he talks with an aura or a smile.
Sometimes I feel jealous of Richard and Milky.
Like "But I'm not good at all."
Like this.
Normally you say "No, no, it's not like that," but you can say "Yay!" like this.
But I think it's dirty.
Are you talking to an adult?
It's not like that. I just say what I think.
That's right. You're that kind of person.
If you say that, you're already in AKB.
As such members come out more and more, you also feel frustrated, don't you?
I have the same motive as Yuyko Oshima.
Among many girls who are popular, I always look back and wonder when I will be popular.
So I think Milky and my team are good.
But how did you overcome it so far?
I can't overcome it, so I'm not popular yet.
I'm lonely.
One, two... I want to be a fresh lemon!
Serika!
No, wait, what are you doing?!
No, why are you opening your eyes like that from the beginning?!
Eh?! No, it's because I'm introducing myself!
Wait, look!
I'm so plain!
Look how plain you are!
Where?! Look at your own hair!
Huh?!
But other than that, Miyori-san, do you really want to be a fresh lemon?!
I do! Of course!
In the future, I really want to be a lemon!
No, that's tiring!
Eh?! Why did you fight just now?!
It's tiring!
Tiring?! No, it's not tiring or anything like that...
Look, you two, let's become lemons together!
Right?!
Do you want to do it?
Just once, okay?
One, two...
I want to be a fresh lemon!
Eh?! That's a little different, isn't it?!
Eh?!
No, you know...
Do you realize you're in trouble?!
You're in trouble!
You know, that kind of character...
Well, but today we're on the surface, you know?!
Let's just sell it like this!
There's no use! There's no use!
Let's do it with that kind of character!
No, it's not like I'm a character or anything like that...
Is that so?!
Can you stop doing weird things like that?!
Hmm...
Um, you know, it's sudden, but...
Yes, yes...
I think...
Teaching words to babies...
Isn't that difficult?!
Hmm...
By the way, what kind of baby do you want to have, Miyori-san?!
Eh?! As I thought...
A fresh lemon!
There's no way I'd have one!
Eh?!
Don't mess with me!
Why are you fighting me again?!
You're not human, you know?!
Well, I'm not human, but...
If you say it like that, do you want to practice a little?
Do you want to do it?!
Then I'll do my best and have a baby, okay?!
Yes!
Yes, yes...
Eh?!
Oh, what's wrong?
Aaaaah!
Eh?! Wait!
Eh?! Your head!
Your head!
It hurts!
Wait!
Stop!
No, isn't it better to do it from the moment you have a baby?
Is that so?
Then, we'll do it like this...
So, Miyori-san, please teach us the words!
I got it, okay?!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...
Can you say "ma-ma"? Ma-ma?
Ma!
Yes, yes, ma!
Ma...
Ma!
I'm seriously laughing at you.
Eh, what's wrong with you?
I'm seriously laughing at you.
Eh, the baby is talking a lot.
Seriously.
No!
Ma!
Eh?
Ma!
Can you say it?
Ma!
Do you seriously think you'll become Fresh Lemon?
Eh, what's with this baby, it's scary!
Ma!
Are you seriously going to be like that five years from now?
Well, I've been thinking about it recently...
Probably...
It's painful.
Is it painful?
No, but it's not like that.
Today, can you say "ma-ma"?
Ma-ma.
Ma-ma!
Yes, yes, ma!
Ma!
Ma, you can't tighten your neck with that kind of character.
Please do your best.
Wah, I'm tired of saying it.
Eh, that's not it!
Do it properly!
Ma, I'm sorry.
Eh?
In the end, you stand out the most in this manzai!
You!
Stop it!
Look at me!
Because of you, Momoka-san's hair has gone crazy!
Because of you, my hair is completely pink!
No, that's just the beginning!
Ah, please stop it!
Thank you very much!
Entertainers are the best!
All three of the most popular "Entertainers: The Movie" returns!
Each one of them has their strong points!
If you only look at the beginning, you can't bear to look at the rest.
I want to do manzai again in St. Milky.
If I'm with you, I can do it.
I can change the world.
It's a woman's story with a lot of effort in comedy!
If I'm talking with you, I'll get tired.
The movie is filled with NNB's charms!
St. Milky!
What?
Say "St. Milky" forever!
Okay!
After this, we'll have a joint lesson with SK!
Wow! He looks like my dad!
He's from Osaka!
I'm Team N's Uka Kotoko and Yuka!
Next week, we'll have a joint lesson with SK!48!
Team Taiko will have a funny battle!
No!
No, no!
Are you mocking me?!
Wow! He looks like my dad!
Please watch "Uka Uka Seveny" next week, too!
How was it, Janpoke-sensei?
If you're a Watanabe-san fan, please watch it again!
There's a lot of embarrassing stuff!