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[Entertainer 3]
Now, the show has begun.
"Entertainer 3" by NMB48.
Sandwich Man will challenge the skill of amateur entertainer.
I look like a foreigner!
Before you burn up tonight, please smile a little.
[Entertainer 3]
What's wrong?
[Entertainer 3]
"Entertainer 3" by NMB48!
"Let's Burn Up Tonight" corner!
Now, we'll have you give interesting answers to a certain topic.
Are you confident?
Yes!
Where does confidence come from?
I don't know, but feelings are important.
Now, I'll announce the topic.
The topic for today is...
I hate this kind of broadcast club.
Since it's a broadcast club, there will be announcements, right?
Yes.
Now, who will go?
Joe!
Joe doesn't like this kind of broadcast club!
What did you do?!
I'll jump out of the classroom!
Okay, let's go!
Another one!
Kondo!
She doesn't like this kind of broadcast club!
Today's lesson!
Iwao sensei 60 points!
Goto sensei 25 points!
Don't rate me!
Why you!
The staff room is tense!
In that case too, Iwao sensei 80 points!
Don't make it easier for me!
I don't like this kind of broadcast club!
Okay, let's go!
Yagura, let's go!
Yagura doesn't like this kind of broadcast club!
Owate motor!
That's good!
Owate motor!
Ah, there it is!
Did you do it on purpose?!
Really!
I can't think of it!
Okay, let's go!
Kinoshita!
Kinoshita doesn't like this kind of broadcast club!
Emergency situation occurs!
Another wrinkle has appeared on Yamada Nono's face!
I can't think of it!
You're late!
It's about to start!
I can't think of it!
This is my own fault!
I'm sorry!
Let's do it again!
That's what I want to say the most!
Stop it and go back!
Milky is raising both of her hands!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Then let's go, Milky!
I don't like this kind of broadcast club!
This is "Football Hour"'s Goto!
Everyone in each station!
I'm looking forward to your work as Golden's MC!
I'm looking forward to it!
No, that's not it!
What is that?!
I don't do it for money, so I want it!
Go back!
Please do your best!
I'll do my best, idiot!
Even my wife says that!
Taka doesn't do it!
Taka doesn't like this kind of broadcast club!
Go ahead!
Pero-chan, please come to the employment office.
She's my wife!
I don't know if she's my wife or me...
Hey, Pero-chan, I don't care what you're saying right now!
Why am I explaining what you're saying?!
Hurry up!
When it's season two, you pretend like you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
Hurry up and get married!
It's not season four!
Hurry up!
Okay!
Okay, let's go with Yagura!
Okay!
Go ahead, Yagura!
Iwao-kun's head from season two and four...
No, it's over!
It's not "dot, dot, dot, dot"!
It's "dot, dot, dot, dot", again!
Right?!
Your shoelaces are about to come off.
Take them off!
It's "dot, dot, dot, dot", again!
It's over!
Can you really do it?
I'm confident about this one!
Are you serious?
I'm sure you can do it!
Definitely!
Kotani-ko!
You're not improving at all!
"Huh?! Why?!" You're making it sound like you can do it!
I can do it!
Really?!
Yes!
Can you do it?!
I can do it!
Kotani-ko!
Don't be greedy!
Okay, next!
Sayanei-ko!
Okay!
Sayanei-no-konna-housou-bo-wa-iya-da!
She went out for lunch this afternoon and was like "Whoa!"
Brilliant!
Okay!
See you all later!
Not yet! Not yet!
Are you a terrorist?!
All of a sudden you're like this!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
Can you really do it?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Yamada-no-konna-housou-bo-wa-iya-da!
Today is my birthday!
What do you all think?
I don't think anything!
You said you were confident!
I thought you'd definitely be able to do it!
If you thought you'd definitely be able to do it, there's another one, right?
Yes.
Okay, let's do it!
Yamada-no-konna-housou-bo-wa-iya-da!
Let's play!
With who?!
Who are you playing with?!
Good morning!
My junior is coming to teach me today!
You all better study hard!
Yes!
Who is it?
Who?!
It's that guy who does jibikiami once a week!
Jibikiami?!
You all better teach me!
Today's diary!
Today's diary is...
Delwy!
Are you serious?!
Then you better study hard!
Don't look like you're not coming!
Study hard!
Yes!
See you!
Good night!
Yes!
Good work!
Good luck!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Today, we have this person with us!
Thank you for having me!
Speaking of sandwich man sensei, it's amateur playtime!
That's not true!
We're in the same private sector!
That's right, that's right!
So, the project we're challenging this time is...
Let's play with sandwich man sensei and amateurs!
This project, the members appointed as reporters...
...will make short stories with ad-libs while playing with sandwich man sensei!
The members will also play the roles of amateurs in the interview!
Both roles will be completely ad-libbed without a script!
Even for professional entertainers, they will be challenged difficult tasks that don't go well!
First of all, we will be challenged with this situation!
Let's do it!
Lose!
I'm a shopping old lady!
A shopping old lady!
Your costume is from Osaka, right?
First of all, sandwich man sensei's script!
Now, in the shopping district...
...there's really something going on...
Huh?!
That person!
Thank you for having me!
That person! The celebrity!
That's right!
You're a banana man, aren't you?!
I'm not a banana man!
You're not?!
I'm sandwich man!
What are you doing?!
As you can see, I'm filming right now!
Really?!
I'm reporting!
Take a picture of me!
I'm naked!
Take a picture of me!
You want me to take a picture of you?!
Yes, please!
You want me to take a picture of you?!
The first challenger is...
Nakano-chan!
Here I go!
Well then, please!
This time we came to a shopping street in Nanba.
Let's go!
It's like a countryside.
Oh, grandma!
You're so cute!
I have one question.
Is there any good thing about this city?
I just moved here yesterday.
You just moved here yesterday?
I just moved next door.
But as far as I can see, it's like Osaka.
It's my first time, so I thought I'd start from outside.
By the way, where did you come from?
Um... Okinawa.
You learned that school in Okinawa?
That's right.
Do you want some candy?
Candy! Candy!
Which one do you like?
By the way, I'll take this!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Sign it! Sign it! Sign it!
This one! This one!
Sign it! Sign it!
There's no pen behind the tissue!
Do you have a pen?
Pen! Sign it! Sign it!
Pencil!
Sign it!
Okay, I'll write it.
You're great!
Okay, it's dirty now, but go ahead!
No, it's not dirty!
Okay, cut!
Wow, you're great!
It's like you're sweating already.
This is good, right?
Next up is Watanabe!
We've come to the shopping street of Namba!
Let's have a look!
Oh, it's a prince!
Hello!
What are you doing?
I'm going for a walk.
With this pose?
Is it bad?
No, it's perfect!
Are you having a nosebleed?
Do you have green onions?
No, I don't have green onions.
Stop it!
She looks like she's having a little trouble.
She's kind of cute!
Is she cute?
Isn't it better like this?
I'm an idol, so I can't do it.
You can't do it as an idol?
What are you talking about?
You're so mean!
She's angry!
You're so mean!
She's completely angry!
She made me angry a little!
The quality of old ladies is very high!
They're good!
Next up is Shizuka, who is famous for not remembering lines!
Hello, everyone!
This is Namba's shopping street!
Let's go!
Oh, what a nice arcade!
What is this? What kind of TV is this?
This is Namba TV!
What is Namba TV?
Oh, it's here! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
What is it? What is it?
It's a TV! It's a TV!
Can you see it?
Wave your hands!
Let's go and talk to the girls!
What is it?
You are good!
Are you a celebrity?
I know you!
Are you a celebrity?
You are really good!
What did you do just now?
Today, I bought special delivery! Special delivery!
Wow! This is really good!
This is green onion! How much was it?
30 yen!
30? Wow! This is...
Everyone said so!
You said it! Why don't you say it!
You said it!
Why don't you say it!
This is really good distance!
Is it? Can you see it?
It's over there, isn't it? It's Fujii-san's place, isn't it?
Is it?
It's over there!
It's amazing!
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old!
What? 17?
I didn't know I looked like this when I was young!
You are really good!
This is almost 100 points!
You are really good!
You can go to the location right now!
You are really good!
Here, situation change!
Next is...
Here he is!
The person who is most difficult to work with in the first location, elementary school students!
Elementary school students are the most troublesome.
I don't know how to handle them.
What do you have?
Zamamira!
What do you have?
Zamamira?
What is Zamamira?
Sandwich Man's Otte Home!
I think it's around here...
I think it's nearby...
Grandpa!
Hello!
What are you doing?
I'm working.
Are you going back to school?
No, no, no...
I'm filming you now.
Are you going back now?
Yes!
Are you going back to school?
Yes!
How old are you now?
Forty-two years old.
Aren't you an old man?
That's how it is!
NMB is proud of their elementary school duo!
Pay attention to Yabushita and Joe's ad-lib!
First up is Kushiro!
I'm at a nearby elementary school now...
I'd like to interview some elementary school students!
It's a park!
Hello!
Who is it?
I'm Kushiro, from NMB Hotel.
What is this?
Where are you from?
Mom will be happy!
Mom!
Mom, look at me!
Mom!
NMB Hotel!
NMB is amazing!
Listen up!
Hey!
What did you do at school today?
I studied!
Mathematics!
That's right!
Mathematics!
Are you an elementary school student?
Are you an elementary school student and math?
You're a smart elementary school student!
It's a series!
All of it is cute!
It's a matching series!
Say something funny!
Do something funny!
Do what?
Do something!
Look!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ah!
Oh, I'm going to cry!
That was a little cruel, wasn't it?
That kind of attack is cruel.
Thank you for laughing like that.
Next up is Murase!
Yes, today I'm at my high school's southern elementary school!
Ah, how nostalgic!
Hurry up and go!
Ah, hello!
Hello.
I'm from this school.
That's right, I haven't heard of you.
Don't you want to talk, Ms. Tanaka?
I don't know you.
Ah, you don't know me.
I'm sleeping, sorry.
Ah, you're sleeping?
Yes, I'm sleeping, I'll talk to you.
Bye-bye!
Ah, what's for dinner tonight?
Bye-bye!
How nostalgic!
Why did you suddenly ask me like that in the end?
Why did you ask me like that in the end?
I'm scared.
I'm kind of scared.
Next challenger is Yamamoto Sayakasa!
Yes, it's me, Yamamoto-chan.
Yes, do your best!
Next up is Yamamoto!
Yes, I'd like to walk around this area.
Yes, it's nice here.
Ah, there's an elementary school student!
Huh? Do you know her?
But her eyebrows are more typical.
You don't have to say that.
Her eyebrows are more typical.
Who?
But she's called "enemy potato" anyway.
She's still a kid, though.
She's kind of a middle-aged human.
But she's kind of a bad personality.
She's kind of a bad personality.
Who do you like?
My teacher.
You like your teacher?
I like my mom, too.
That's not what I meant.
I don't like you.
Why not?
You have a bad jaw.
Thank you.
I'll catch up with you soon.
You're making fun of me.
I like you because you have a bad jaw.
Think about it.
I haven't been on TV for a while.
Think about it.
I'm used to it.
You're making fun of me.
One, two, three.
You're weird.
I told you.
You have a bad jaw.
I'm sorry.
Bye-bye.
I'm a cunt.
Hello.
I'm Yamamoto.
I'm Jounishi.
Nice to meet you.
The audience in front of you, you don't have to worry about it.
I won't stab you in the jaw.
I know.
How long is your jaw?
I just massaged it with my own jaw.
Stop it.
Don't lie to me.
Shut up, you idiot.
You have a bad jaw.
I have something I want to do.
Let's hear it.
Kiss.
Kiss?
Is it okay?
Can you do it?
If you do it like you just did, you'll get in trouble.
I won't do it like you just did, you idiot.
That's it.
You call me an idiot, but you're good at it.
Is it okay?
Let's give it a try.
I'm sorry.
It's the last order.
It's okay.
Just do it.
I'm sorry.
I'm cooking barbecue now.
I don't care if it's a monster.
It's a cockroach.
It's not a cockroach.
Let's make a new monster.
Just do it.
Welcome.
How can I help you?
You look good.
I'm alone.
I'm entering HBAO.
HBAO?
What is HBAO?
Lonely Chin Woman.
Stop it!
It's rude of you to say "lonely chin woman" to a customer.
That's why I said "HBAO" so you wouldn't know, idiot!
Don't say it like that.
I'm a customer.
I'm sorry.
There's only a window seat available.
There's no problem with a window seat.
Will you laugh at my chin from outside of the window?
No!
Who would laugh at someone's chin?
I walk outside of the window from a child to an adult.
So what?
Do you think this chin is for old people?
Stop it!
Are you laughing at me?
Are you saying I'm rude?
I'm a customer.
When you're done ordering, please order.
And when you're done ordering, please sign your chin from outside of the window.
What kind of sign is that?
I'll have an ice coffee, please.
Ice coffee.
Yes, ma'am!
What's with this system?
Thank you for waiting. Here's your coffee.
Ice coffee?
You just brought an ice coffee, didn't you?
Unfortunately, since it's a rainy day today, we'd like you to change your coffee for a rainy day service.
I'd rather have an ice coffee.
Furthermore, since it's a rainy day, we'd like you to...
What do you mean "unfortunately"?
We'd like you to put your chin on our coffee for a rainy day service.
I'm not happy about that!
Have you ever seen someone put their chin on our coffee and say "I'm not happy about that"?
I'm curious about it because I've never seen it before. I'm excited about it!
Shut up!
That's enough. I'm leaving. I'll never come to a cafe like this again.
Excuse me. Would you like some cake?
Cake?
Chocolate cake.
What? You're giving me chocolate cake?
It's not chocolate cake. It's "shakureito" cake.
That's enough. I'm leaving. I don't like "shakureito" cake anymore.
Excuse me. Are you mad at me?
What's wrong with you?
Are you mad at me?
I think you're mad at me.
If you have something to say about me, I think you're already mad at me.
I'm in a bad mood. I'm leaving.
Welcome back, HBAO!
That's too rude!
My cafe is fine, right?
What's wrong with you?
Thank you very much!
I'm Nana Milky! Thank you!
Next, we have an important announcement!
I'm Nana!
I'm Milky!
I'm Nana Milky! Good evening!
"Genie" the movie has been released!
We've been waiting for it!
You went to see it, didn't you?
What?!
I can't believe it!
Really? You didn't go to see it for the first time in a while?
I can't believe it! It's terrible!
"Genie" the movie is currently in theaters and is in high demand!
Sayo Milky, dismiss!
Dismiss!
A youth story filled with tears and laughter!
Sayo Milky, I want to do manzai again.
If I'm with you, I can do it!
And...
An urgent announcement!
On Sunday, 27th, a stage greeting event featuring comedians from movies and TV will be held!
You can meet these ten members of No. Jogakuin!
Tickets are on sale today at ten o'clock!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Then you have to go see it!
Even if you don't say it, you'll go see it!
Hey, hey! Go see it for real!
I'm Team B2's Michihiru Kaka.
Next week's entertainer is...
...the Japanese electrical union woman!
The members of O-A-Live have gone crazy!
It's interesting, so please watch it!
Bye, Naralingo!