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If you want to do it, do it, you guys!
Now, tonight's "Entertainer 3" begins!
It's breaking down!
Peace and Nmb are on the move!
Why are you chasing me?
Team B2, Ume is also the first entertainer to appear!
Please smile a little before you go to bed tonight!
I'm happy!
♪ St. Pete, that picture ♪
♪ I don't like it at all ♪
♪ If we met by chance ♪
♪ What should I do? ♪
♪ That's why I make-up my eyes properly ♪
♪ I'm not cute, I'm the worst ♪
ENERGY POTATO ENERGY FREE!
Japan's NMB has grown up!
Summit Slam Test!
Now, Yuwao-san will do a joke.
Everyone, please submit it promptly and accurately.
I don't like to submit, it's hard work!
Please become Yuwao-san's body that can do a joke.
I will announce the settings.
Security's Suspension.
Seniors are suspended.
Yuwao-san, who is a junior, will come there and do a joke.
The designated members, please come in.
Do you understand?
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Who wants to do it?
Me!
Become someone who wants to do it, you guys!
Do it!
Don't be scared of being stopped at the last minute!
I was always scared of being scared!
Kadowaki, let's go!
Now, let's go.
Kadowaki, go ahead!
Security,
I finally found my favorite setting.
All you have to do is hide the key.
Well, well, it's not bad.
It's not bad, but...
Yuwao-san's heart is already shaking.
Her hair is standing up.
Last one!
Here it is.
I haven't guessed it yet.
Do it, Kadowaki!
Last one was definitely better!
There's no advantage or disadvantage in this.
Then, I'll stop.
What do you mean, you'll stop?
Now, let's go, Hayamada.
Yes.
Test of Tsukkomi-nukiruchi.
Go ahead.
Security,
I bought lunch.
Milk and milk.
Isn't it the same thing?
It's sweet.
Milk and anpan.
That's what it means.
Normally, you say 'anpan, come here.'
Don't say 'anpan, come here.'
It just makes you feel sick.
It's not funny, but it's not funny.
Next, let's go. Momoka.
Momoka's Tsukkomi Test. Here you go.
Chief, I bought you lunch.
Anpan and banana soy milk smoothie.
It's not very feminine.
Oh, of course it's not.
Above all, this is proof that when you get slapped, you don't look like a bogeyman.
This is the best thing about it.
It's okay to say it slowly, but it's okay to hit you with a period at the end while making your words spin wildly.
It depends on how you do it.
Umeda.
It's my first time.
Umeda's Tsukkomi Test. Here you go.
Chief, I bought you lunch. Which do you like better, anpan or banana soy milk?
I like banana soy milk.
That's a Tsukkomi.
You only have an anpan.
Sazui's Tsukkomi Test. Here you go.
Chief, did you catch the criminal's whereabouts?
I did it!
It's a Tsukkomi.
Is there a foreigner here?
Why is it one-sided?
When did you start playing games?
Say something like that.
I see.
You say it yourself.
I also need some time to think about it.
Lastly, Eiyagura.
Eiyagura's Tsukkomi Test. Here you go.
Chief, I finally found it. It's a four-leaf clover.
What are you talking about? You're not carrying happiness.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good. I think we can arrest you for this.
Lastly, Sayanei.
Sayanei's Tsukkomi Test. Here you go.
Chief, I finally found it. It's a four-leaf clover.
Who's a four-leaf clover? It's Yamamoto.
You're making me nervous.
Hey!
Why are you making me nervous?
What's wrong with you?
You're playing the famous Lupin the second-class game.
I'm not that thin. Say something like that.
It took me a lot of time.
Next, the setting will change.
Next is on the train.
Everyone is on the train with stickers as customers.
Then, an announcement will play in the car.
Say something like that.
It's difficult.
Lastly, who wants to go?
What's wrong with you?
Don't you have muscles in your right arm?
Raise it!
- Can you do it? - Yes.
- You don't want to do it, do you? - I do.
Please step forward.
Yamada's Tsukkomi Strike Test, go ahead!
The train will soon arrive at the platform.
The conductor, please touch the inside of the white line.
Yes, yes, yes, yes! This person is a pervert!
- Is "yah" included in it? - Hey...
- She doesn't even know where she stands. - Yeah.
- Only the conductor's mouth... - I'm looking at you!
- Why are you crying? - Why is that?
- Tell me why you're crying! - Because...
No matter how many times I say it, it's not funny.
If it's not funny, you should do your best!
I don't want to do it, but what should I do?
- "I don't want to do it, but..." - Wait a minute.
Have you ever seen those tears in Moody Katsuyama recently?
I'll do my best! I'll do it again!
Okay, next! Eiko Haruna!
Haruna's kukkomi strike test, go ahead!
The train will soon arrive at the platform.
Please sleep inside the white line.
Can I sleep?!
- You're embarrassing me. - Ouch!
Next! Jonishi!
Jonishi's kukkomi strike test, go ahead!
The train will soon arrive at the platform.
There is no white line, so please pull it yourself.
What?!
- I don't get it at all! - Are you talking on the internet?
That's weird! He's asking you to pull the white line yourself!
- Can I say "be careful"? - "Be careful"?
Why do you have to pull it yourself?
- You should say, "Bring me the world's hottest girl!" - I see...
- This is difficult! - That's how you react!
- This is difficult! - One by one, look me in the eye and say it!
One by one, look me in the eye and say it!
- Goto-san is lively. - Not lively, but excited!
- Let's do it together. - Together?
- Soon, train and puberty will come to the platform. - Let's do it like that.
- It seems like various words will come up. - Yes, yes.
- Lastly, Momoka. - Yes. - Momoka's out-and-in test, go ahead!
- Soon, train and puberty will come to the platform. - I hear some unpleasant train!
- Yes, like that! - Next, Umeda!
- Soon, train and puberty will come to the platform. - How many years ago was I born?
- It's fun! - It's fun!
- The opinions of the late 40s! - Let's do it! Sayanei!
- Sayanei's out-and-in test, go ahead! - Soon, train and puberty will come to the platform.
- It's true, this train looks like the first-year students. - Wow!
- It had "te-a-ho!" in it, it's great! - Yes, it's fun!
- Now, Ootori, let's go! Yamada, who showed tears! - Yes!
- Now, let's go beyond this! - Yes! - Let's overcome it!
- Yamada's out-and-in test, go ahead! - Soon, train and puberty will come to the platform.
- Leave me alone! - What did you do?
- You're broken! - Leave me alone! - What did you do?
- You're saying great things! - You're great!
- If you make a fuss like this, everyone will laugh! - Yamada! - That's it!
- How do you feel about it? - I'm happy!
- Hey, Nike! - Yes?
Today, I called the biggest person in the comedy world!
- She's coming here! - Oh, is she that big of a person?
She's that big of a person! I asked her so many times, begged her, bowed my head, and now she's finally coming!
- Could it be... - Oh!
- Is it Sanma-san again? - Oh, my! She might be that amazing of a person!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Anyway, you guys better study hard! - Yes!
- And today's schedule is... Kagami! - Yes!
- Kagami is stubborn, so you better study hard! - Yes, I'll do my best!
- Do your best! - Now, let's call today's teachers!
- These people! Please come in! - Hello!
- This is Peace-san! - Nice to meet you!
- Peace-san and I used to be on a show called "What is Nadeshiko?" - Yes!
- It was about three years ago, but do you remember the members? - Of course we do!
- Of course we do!
- Kondo, you've grown up so much! - You're right!
- Thank you! - Is that what you're going to say now?!
- You're going to say "thank you" now?! - Yes!
- Actually, three years ago, Kondo was in trouble! - Hey, what's up with you?!
- The staff was in trouble once, and they even planned to do something about Kondo! - What did you do?!
- We went out for ice cream while we were filming! - You went out for ice cream...
- You were such a tough girl! - Yes!
- I'm sure you all remember the other members. - Yes!
- So, what are we going to do with Peace-san today? - Are you sure you're going to be okay?
- She's laughing so hard she can't speak. - She's laughing so hard she can't speak.
- Is this a rehearsal or is it for real? - Yes, I did my best!
- So, what are we going to do with Peace-san today?
- We're going to announce the winner of the NMB48 competition!
This time, we're going to announce the winner of the NMB48 competition!
The theme is "Anything about NMB is OK!"
First of all, let's ask Mr. Matayoshi to show us how it's done.
For a moment, you sounded like an old woman.
Let's go! Peace, Mr. Matayoshi's NMB competition!
Peace, Matayoshi's NMB competition!
Anything about NMB is OK!
Suddenly, you said you like poison.
The point is...
"Anything about NMB is OK!" is "N".
"Anything about NMB is OK!" is "M".
"Anything about NMB is OK!" is "B".
There is such a technique.
I see.
I'm praising you. "Anything about NMB is OK!"
Thank you.
But you didn't laugh at all, so I was very worried.
Next, I'd like the members to announce it.
Then, Ms. Yuri!
Ms. Yuri...
I didn't expect this to be announced...
Then, let's go!
We Kansai people are funny!
How did you come up with this idea?
When I listen to conversations in the dressing room of NMB,
I often find those conversations funny.
Kansai people often say, "If two people get together, it will be a manzai."
Is that true?
Yes, it is.
Ms. Yamamoto, what do you think about it?
I'm not confident about it, but...
I think Yuri can do something like that.
If you write something like that, you'll get it.
By the way, can you do something like that?
I'll do it.
Please.
I'll imitate Sayaka.
I'll do...
a chin.
Sayane, you have a chin.
I could say it with my mouth.
Please say it.
It's like a break.
It's good, isn't it?
Next is...
Naiki.
The other way?
Bokete Mita
It's an NMV that everyone gets into.
"Bokete Mita" is an NMV that everyone gets into.
Yes, in the dressing room and so on.
Do you have a desire to get everyone into "bokete"?
Yes.
An NMV is "boke".
But I've never seen you "bokete".
Is that so?
Honestly, do you have one?
I don't, but...
Are you really a devil?
Are you a devil?
No, I'm not.
By the way, Naeki, do you have anyone you think will approach you appropriately?
Haruna and Sanaki.
Are you serious?
Stop it!
You two are joking.
But Haru is really good at ignoring people and she feels like a real Kansai person and it feels good.
She's covering her face, though.
Why do you two hurt each other like that?
Okay, next is...
Ume-chan!
When I'm in trouble, I can overcome it with a heart-to- heart talk.
What is that?
What is it? I don't know what it is.
I came to NMB and it's only been two months and I don't have any NMB habits yet, so I said it with my own habits this time.
I don't have any.
I don't have any boobs like that.
Minus A!
I don't know what it is, but she has boobs like this.
It's a tape cut.
Oh, you don't have any.
I don't have any and if I push it hard, it's about B, but if I talk about it roughly, I can overcome it, so I think it's a common story for me.
I see, you don't have any, but you're excited about it.
I'm very excited about it.
I envy you.
What do you mean you envy me?
I don't have any and if I talk about it roughly, I can overcome it, so I think it's a common story for me.
I envy you.
Have you ever been shot in the eye or something like that?
It's scary.
It's kind of you, so I play with you.
It's like you're being threatened.
From my point of view, you look like that elephant.
You look like that elephant.
It's kind of you, so I play with you.
I'll be careful.
Please be careful.
Okay.
Okay, Su-chan, go ahead.
Sayaka-san, you always wear beige underwear.
I've been trying not to say it until now.
That's a forbidden word.
It's good for you to say it yourself like Reina- san,
but I don't want others to say it about me.
But you don't have a beige definition, do you?
No, we don't.
That's not what we're talking about.
That's what we were talking about earlier.
It's beige and you can play with it, but...
It's not like you're wearing it because you like it or something like that.
There's lace on it.
Are you a mature woman?
Also, I often put my underwear on Sayaka-chan's butt for Nana-chan.
Are you okay with that, Enebi?
Also, the members who give each other presents.
Like Akari.
Ri-chan's mom often gives me underwear.
Akari's mom always gives me underwear as a thank you.
As a thank you?
I've never heard of that.
Sometimes we exchange underwear.
I didn't know you'd ask me that.
Next is Kanakichi-san.
You steal food you left in the theater.
Almost everyone agrees with this.
What is it?
There's a refrigerator in the theater.
You put your own drinks in there.
Even if you don't write your name on it, you bought it, so you should know.
One day, I left it there without writing my name on it.
One day, I happened to forget to eat it.
The next day, when I opened it...
Isn't it wrong not to write your name on it?
You're already a criminal!
If you don't write your name on it, do you eat the juice or chocolate you want to drink?
I thought it might be a gift.
No, it's not like that!
If you don't write your name on it, you'll definitely lose it.
I always write my name on it.
Even if I put it in the fridge, I'll lose it the next day.
Even if you put it in the fridge, you'll lose it.
But I won't just look at it.
For now, you're a thief.
Basically, you can't eat other people's stuff.
That's right. If you don't buy it, you can't eat it.
Even if you don't write your name on it, you can't eat it.
You're amazing.
Good evening!
After this, that person will appear!
Good evening! I'm Sayaka Osanai.
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Won't you make me laugh?
No way!
"ANOTHER STORY" of "NON-BAJU ACADEMY's Comedy Club".
It's a youth story filled with tears and laughter!
Whether it'll work or not, we still don't know!
I'm tired of talking with you.
Saya-milky, dismiss!
Dismiss!
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Come on! You have to do your best!
Hello, I'm Reiko Haigo.
Even if you feel cold on your back, please remember me!
What are you doing?! Get out of my way!
Shall we say our usual greetings?
One, two...
The ghost is always behind you!
Behind you...
Reiko Haigo.
What are you doing?! That's not a greeting!
It's a familiar greeting.
Where is it familiar?! I don't know!
That's fine!
I think that female soccer players are cool!
You're right! They're really cool!
I want to try their performance after scoring a goal!
Let's do it!
Shall we do it?!
I'll be the player!
I'll be the player, too! Be a passionate soccer fan!
Okay!
Great!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Shoot!
Nice shoot!
What do you mean "nice shoot"?
Why are you so angry?
Why am I a fan? I'm not a player!
Hey! The supporter is the 12th player!
Go for it! Japan!
What are you doing?!
I want to play! I want to score a goal!
In other words, you want to score a goal and make everyone cheer for you, right?
Don't say things like that!
You're greedy...
Don't say that!
Okay, you two, please play!
I'll be the foreign coach!
I'll be the interpreter!
Pera pera pera, pera pera pera...
Ishizuka, if you win this match, you'll be number one in the world!
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready!
Pera pera pera, pera pera pera...
There's one thing I want to tell you.
What is it?
Pera pera pera, pera pera pera...
Pera pera pera pera pera pera!
When you wake up in the middle of nowhere,
that's a message from God.
In other words, when you wake up in the middle of nowhere,
there's always a God around you.
Okay, go!
With promise you are there...
Hey!
Why did you say that?!
I said it because it's a moment like this.
This isn't a moment like any other!
Do it properly!
Okay!
Then you do it.
We'll cheer you up as your teammates.
Please!
If I shoot, I'll score!
Shoot! Goal!
I'll kill you!
One, two!
The ghost is always with you!
Welcome! Thank you!
After this, the number one kid appears!
Are you stupid?
I'm Sakei Sara of MMV48 Team M!
Next week, the number one kid appears!
Learn techniques of amateur players!
It's very interesting! Please watch it!