AISubs v3.5
Now, it has begun.
"nmb48 gaining 3"!
And, nearby is "nmb's Bakuro Gassen"!
Before you burn up tonight, please smile a little!
"nmb48 gaining 3"!
Oops.
You're like that every day. You really don't look like that student.
Are you kidding me?! I really do look like her!
She's so angry.
Well, well, please forgive my cuteness and get along with me, okay?
What's that?
What's that?!
Hey, hey, hey, what are you guys talking about?!
We're counting on you today, too!
Thank you!
Today, you know, I called this guy who talks a lot to this comedy club!
What kind of person is he?
Well, if I were to put it in one word, he's trash.
What?!
He's trash and that kind of thing.
Right?!
What's that?!
You guys need to be careful!
Yes, yes.
You might get kicked out!
What?!
Yes, you really need to be careful!
Hey, today's daily job!
Yes!
Today's daily job is...
This time!
Yes!
Are you confident?
Yes!
You can do it, brother!
Wow, where does this confidence come from?!
You girls, you can do it!
Yes!
Today's teacher is the best manzai in Japan, manzai king, Kobakata!
He's got a score!
He's got a score on his face!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, everyone. Do you know him?
No, we don't know him.
Well, it's not a simple self-introduction, but...
Yes.
His motivation is amazing, so please let me explain.
Motivation?
For example, his non-style.
King Kong!
Nankai Cannies!
Nobushikobushi!
The manzai that won against these members is Umanashare!
By the way, Muramoto-kun,
the staff told you not to touch NMB or anything like that,
so you might get touched!
Please be careful!
I've decided not to be a guest character anymore.
What?!
Well, you know, I went on a date with a girl yesterday.
What?!
If you go on a date, you can have so much fun!
Please go on a date, too!
Oh, I'm sorry, I said love words. I'm sorry.
Mr. Akihito will be in trouble!
I'm sorry!
Today's challenge is...
Don't touch me! Super-fast manzai challenge!
First of all, Umanashare is Nisan's role model!
Thank you for coming, Umanashare!
Thank you for having me!
As I thought, a part-time leader is really cool and can do a lot of work!
A part-time leader?!
I'm in trouble because I'm a new employee!
I understand!
May I have your order?! Cola, cola, beer, oolong tea...
Hey! Don't order all at once!
If you order all at once, you won't be able to memorize it!
What should I do?!
This is bad! My partner is telling me the story I wrote without a mistake!
I have to go!
I don't know!
Are you okay?!
This voice! No way!
What you shouldn't ask for more than murder, destruction, or robbery is to ride a bicycle in a crowd of traffic!
Baitreader!
Yes! For you all...
This manzai's baitreader will appear for the first time in this block!
Yes!
Please challenge this bokeh!
Yes!
For the bokeh, you can arrange it in your own way and say whatever you like!
Then, let's start the challenge!
First of all...
Yamada-chan!
Am I first?
Coke! Coke! Beer! Oolong tea!
Wait! Don't order all at once!
If you order all at once, you won't be able to memorize it!
Are you okay?!
This voice! No way!
What you shouldn't ask for more than murder, destruction, or robbery is to ride a bicycle in a crowd of traffic!
If you order all at once, you won't be able to memorize it!
Then, let's start the challenge!
This manzai's baitreader will appear for the first time in this block!
Baitreader!
Yes!
Baitreader!
That's right...
How is the story so far?
For now, it seems like bats are gathering outside of the studio!
It's not like that! It's a little more...
It's a little heavier voice, you know?
The way you say "are you okay?" is a little like...
Are you okay?!
It sounds like a good voice!
A man's voice!
I got it!
Next up is...
Murase Sae-chan!
Are you okay?!
Do your best, Saepi!
Hey! Hey! You slanted-looking man!
Ah! If you order all at once, what should you do?!
It's okay!
This voice! Could it be?!
Rather than murder, destruction or robbery,
the thing you should never do most is to buy a life while getting a traffic ticket!
You're a byte leader!
I'm a byte leader!
How was it?
Well, you know...
I wanted to say "baba baba baba", but...
But you said it with a low voice, like a robber.
I imitated you, with my neck.
But you know, you did the high-touch at the end.
Like "wow!"
I don't like that kind of atmosphere!
It's like you do the high-touch in soccer or something like that.
How long are you going to stand there?! Get down now!
The next challenger is Sayaka Yamamoto!
Sayaka Yamamoto
Hey, hey, Naomi and Ulun-chan!
If you ask me all at once, what should I do?
It's okay!
This voice is...
It's stronger than abdominal muscles, lower back muscles and thoracic muscles!
I'm a bite leader!
A bite leader!
Yeah!
Can you say it one last time?
It's stronger than abdominal muscles, lower back muscles and thoracic muscles!
It's stronger than abdominal muscles...
It's stronger than abdominal muscles?
I like this muscle the most.
It's stronger than abdominal muscles, right?
Yes.
As for me, there is one maniac information.
It contains interesting information and it's said.
Isn't it good?
Oh!
How many points? How many points?
No, it's 100 points.
Oh!
It's perfect!
No, it's perfect!
It's the best of the worst.
I know that.
I always wear shoes and look at my shoes and think of Sayaka-chan.
Oh!
It's scary!
Next is Yui Takano.
Yui Takano.
Yes.
Coke! Coke! Beer! Udon! What should I do if you ask me to drink it all at once!
It's okay!
No way!
I can't ask for murder, destruction, or robbery, but...
I'm a fight leader!
A fight leader!
No, you can't say anything!
It's a shame... No, you're clapping!
But it's okay!
No...
100 points!
But in fact, when Zamanda won,
Gugutas said, "The human race is interesting!"
If there's a reason for you to quit being an idol, it's me!
It's discrimination!
No!
It's discrimination!
Okay, next up is Airi!
Airi, right?
Good luck!
Airi?
Airi!
Airi, okay! You passed!
What? Thank you!
What do you mean?
You haven't done anything yet!
I love you!
The atmosphere of passing is getting tense!
I said it before...
What did you say?
When I happened to meet Muramoto-san at work...
Sayaka-chan! Make it useful!
That girl is cute...
Taigo Airi-chan...
We're in the elevator together...
I thought she was cute...
When you happened to meet her, you looked at her face and looked up her name...
I looked up her name and thought she was cute...
Scary, scary...
You're mean...
We passed by the elevator and it smelled really good...
At that moment, I took a big breath bigger than Mt. Fuji...
Okay, let's move on!
It's Airi's part-time leader manzai!
Go ahead!
Hey, hey, don't drink it raw!
Ah, I'm so full!
What should I do?!
- It's okay! - This voice is... - No way!
Murder, law enforcement, and rioting shouldn't be allowed!
That is...
Bike rider, Bike Reader!
Bike Reader!
- Are you okay? - Not at all! Not at all! Not at all!
Hey, you've changed a little!
I wanted you to do it, but...
You know, you're getting a little tired, aren't you?
I'll change it for you!
Wait a minute!
On the contrary, if you think about it like that, on the contrary, you'll stop!
Next up is Momoka!
- Please go ahead! - All of a sudden?
Hey, hey, don't drink it raw!
Ah, I'm so full!
What should I do?!
- It's okay! - This voice is... - No way!
Murder, law enforcement, and rioting shouldn't be allowed!
That is...
Bike Reader!
It's no good, no good, no good.
It's good, isn't it?
No good, no good.
With an ad-lib, too!
No good, you shouldn't take it in your true self.
I'm frustrated about being taken in by my own self.
Could you please turn around?
What's wrong with you?!
What did you say?!
Which one do you like better, A cup or B cup?
I like B cup better, because it overflows with my hand.
Your opinion is the same, and you say stuff worse than me.
NMB48, "Motto Shiro", "Omaera Saitin", "Doughnut"
The show has been reborn.
To tell you about the current situation...
The number of members has increased a lot.
NMB48 consists of Team N, Team M, Team V2, Kenkii, Seto Imaya and Ojo Team.
This time, 20 people will participate in recording.
There is a group called "Sokaku".
There is also Ms. Rema Renya.
She moved from AKB.
Oh, really?
And there are also new researchers.
Researchers...
Jo, you're back!
Yes!
It's been a while.
It's been a while, Ren!
Why did you come back?
I wanted to work harder.
When you saw Yamada working hard...
Did you think you could beat me?
No, I didn't.
That's funny!
How have you been?
I'm Shouka Shouka.
Right?
How have you been, pink-haired girl?
The drama has been decided.
We're going to record it.
You're successful now.
You're like an uber-duber.
I see.
But NMB48's members have increased.
It's rare for her to talk with us on a show like this, right?
But, Takei-sara-chan had a draft meeting.
That's why we called her.
It's almost her first time on TV.
Yes, it's my first time.
How do you like it?
It's interesting.
Are you here for social insurance?
Yes.
Now you have more members.
Do you have any recommended members?
To be honest, is there anyone you don't know?
There aren't that many.
But I don't have any recommended members for today.
No way!
Shiya, you're going to be a comedian from now on!
How can you say you don't have any recommended members?
You should do that on Instagram in Tokyo!
And, Nakano!
Yes, I'm Nakano Reina. I'm the youngest.
How old are you?
I'm 14 years old.
How old are you, Nana-chan?
I'm 22 years old.
But you're already 8 years old!
I'm not 8 years old!
Fold it!
You're not 8 years old!
But even if I say I'm 8 years old,
it's not normal for me to be 8 years old when I'm married!
No, you're not married!
It's not easy for you to be 8 years old!
It's not normal for me to be 8 years old!
Even if you're a dog, you're already an old dog!
Oh, you asked me!
I recently bought a dog.
It's really cute!
It's been a year since you were a former comedian!
It's about time you improve your talking skills!
But...
What about you, Ishizuka?
I'm Season 2...
I'm Ishizuka Chimemo!
She's 30 years old!
Season 2!
She couldn't say lines in season 2!
I remember! I remember!
Your slippery oil cushion...
What are you talking about?!
Slippery, slippery, slippery oil...
My feet are in terrible condition!
I can say it in reality, but...
But you've changed since then!
Have I changed?
You haven't changed at all.
I'm a temperamental person!
I can't calm down!
If I say a line in season 2...
I can't say it!
I turn white right away.
That's right.
Who hasn't said it yet?!
Kushida!
Since season 2, I've been in Team M.
You were in Team M, right?
We're in the same team now.
You're Team M's captain now, right?
You're the captain, even though you're a corner kicker!
You're the captain now, even though you're a corner kicker!
You're the only one who's standing up from a distance!
The elements of variety are too strong!
Team M is also here, right?
Oh, it's just you and me.
Are you going to cook for us today?
Are you going to take us out for dinner?
It's not like that.
Nana-san and I are on a different team, but she takes us out for dinner.
Nana-chan, are you going to take Team M out for dinner?
What about them?
They're cute.
You like them too much!
Do you want to go?
You're the captain, even though you're a corner kicker!
Is there anything popular between researchers?
Researchers like cleanliness, so their classrooms are very clean.
What about the seniors up there?
They're a little dirty.
Have you ever seen a senior dirty a classroom?
No, no, no.
Do you clean up properly?
Of course! After a performance, we clean up.
You're pretty dirty!
You're always like that!
Even if you don't think I'm dirty, I'll ask you what you're doing.
Like, "Are you still not cleaning up?"
No, no, no!
Do you clean up properly?
I clean up properly.
You leave food after you eat it!
I leave food after I eat it!
But I often drop things out of my mouth.
I drop things out of my mouth.
Does anyone not have enough to say?
I wanted to say this.
I'm a first year high school student now.
Thank you!
Your relatives are here!
Thank you!
After this is a manzai live.
Please come to the school library.
Why?
You said you'd do manzai with me.
All of a sudden, I have work to do.
Then, do you want to do it, Nakami?
Me?
No way!
I can't do it!
How about you, Jo-chan?
What's with you?
I have work to do.
Can you clean up for me later?
I'll do it!
I'll do it with you!
I'm Joa. I'm Yamada. I'm Nanajoa. Nice to meet you!
What's up?
Aren't you going to wear a salon pass?
No way! I won't wear a salon pass!
You won't?
I won't!
Who's going to get a salon pass?
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
Rather than that, who's going to get a salon pass?
Who's going to get a salon pass?
I'm going to stick Yamada and a salon pass together!
If you're so passionate about it, here's a salon pass!
I'm not introducing you!
I'm going to put a coat on my heart and say "cool down"!
That's sudden, but what does a boy get excited about?
That's really sudden!
I want to know! I want to know!
I want to know!
Don't change like that!
I've never seen a liquid mountain.
I haven't either!
Let's leave that aside for now!
What was it?
What does a boy get excited about?
Isn't it often said "pump your head"?
What's that?
When you're depressed because you messed up a little,
and a boy says "you have to break up with me" and pumps his head,
you get excited, right?
She said it!
She said it?
Yeah!
I made Nana-chan excited!
Really?
Yeah!
That's cool!
Right?
Yeah!
I messed up again...
I'm depressed...
Hey!
Joe-kun...
I'll have you pay for this!
Joe-kun...
Gotama Bishibashi! Bishibashi!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?!
Gotama Bishibashi!
What I'm saying is...
You have a big head, don't you?
You're doing it!
Gotama Bishibashi!
Ouch! Ouch!
I'm scared!
Did you get excited?
I did! Out of fear!
Yay! I made Nana-chan excited!
She's really happy!
Is there anything else like that?
Anything else?!
Yeah!
Then I'll hug you from behind!
What's that?
It's...
When you're waiting for someone...
And you're suddenly hugged from behind...
And you hear a man say "thank you for waiting"...
Then you hug him!
I did it!
Are you okay?
Yeah!
I made Nana-chan excited!
Really?!
Yeah!
You're a good girl!
I know, right?
Then I'll ask you again next time, okay?
Yeah!
Ah... Joe-kun, you're late...
Is it not time yet?
I'll hug you from behind!
Ouch!
What are you doing?!
Hugging you from behind...
I'm saying "hugging you from behind"...
And you're doing...
Hugging you from behind...
Ouch!
Stop it!
You got excited, didn't you?
Thanks to you...
Yay! I made Nana-chan excited again!
She's really happy!
I'll hug you from behind!
Why?!
Hugging you from behind...
Stop it!
I got excited...
My heart is burning up!
When your heart is burning up like that...
Come here, Yamanbasu!
Shopping district 2nd year, Moewa!
Thank you very much!
Today's guest entry!
Hello everyone!
Today I'm going to talk with you about the movie "Entertainer - The Movie Returns" which will be released on July 25th.
It's been quite difficult.
If it doesn't hit the previous movie, "Entertainer - The Movie Returns" will be canceled.
If it doesn't hit, we will cancel "Entertainer - The Movie Returns" and broadcast "SKE" which started at the same time twice a week.
Or we can broadcast "HKT" which will be broadcasted in mid-August.
I'm thinking of doing "HKT" here.
Why?
Why do you want to do "HKT" in a broken duo?
I don't want to do anything that doesn't go out.
We may not approve of it either!
If it hits...
Advertising for a movie is difficult, so you should work hard!
Yes!
So...
Kotani!
Yes!
I appoint you as the advertising director of "Entertainer - The Movie Returns"!
How is it, Kotani?
Please work hard!
Yes!
I'll double your responsibility!
Double it!
I'm counting on you!
Me too!
Everyone, work hard!
You shouldn't stand in your own way!
Work hard! Do you understand?
Yes!
I'll work hard!
Lower your voice!
I'll work hard!
Nana Ritsu-chan, what are you saying?
It's too light for you to bring it as the second one!
With that said, I appoint Kotani Rito as the advertising director of "Entertainer - The Movie"!
Kotani Rito will produce the promotional cut for the movie!
Details will be announced in "Entertainer - The Movie 3"!
It's hard for me to say it myself, but it's a very good movie!
Especially, I can't watch Fuu-chan and Nana-chan's acting without a handkerchief!
I'm asking you, so please buy it!
Thank you in advance!
And...
Emergency news!
"Entertainer - The Movie Returns" stage greeting event special application start on the first day of release!
Starting tomorrow morning at 11 am!
For more details, go to the show's homepage!
I'm N.A.V.48 Researcher Matsumoto Tio!
Next week's entertainer is Peace-niisan!
I don't want you to laugh at me, but I'm really happy!
Please look forward to it next week!
I really like you, Muramoto-san!
But today...
I feel cold all over!
That's love!