AISubs v3.5
This is Osaka No. 1 Girls' Academy.
As a result of organizational reform, No. 1 Girls' Academy and Osaka No. 1 Girls' Academy became one.
I am the club president of this club.
Hey, hey, have you heard about it?
He is coming back.
About who?
What was it? Overseas study abroad, wasn't it?
Hey!
- Are you okay? - I'm dying of heat.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- Fire! - Fire!
I can't get used to this atmosphere.
Hey, hey, hey! What are you guys doing?
- Oh, Jo! It's been a while! - Ohisa!
- Are you my friend? - Ohisa!
Sorry about that. I've been busy and haven't shown my face for a while.
Sensei, you work too much.
- I'll make it fast. - You're stupid, old woman!
- Old woman! - Old woman!
- That's enough, old woman!
Sensei, I've been busy and haven't shown my face for a while.
From now on, I'll have people who know comedy come here every week.
- You guys study hard, okay? - Yes.
- Sensei, I'm busy, so I'm leaving. - Huh?
- Irresponsible. - Huh?
Hello, everyone!
NMB48 entertainers are back!
Damn it! Why?!
It's a story about a high school girl who wants to become a comedian at Osaka Namba Girls' High School.
It's a one-shot gag project with a great comedian!
Hey, don't film me!
There's also manzai, monoboke, and lots of entertainment!
NMB48's 30 Minutes of Charm!
Please smile a little tonight before you go to bed!
I'll be back
I'll do my best
I'm sure you will!
You surprised me!
I'm the best!
You surprised me!
I'm really happy!
Telerubby Potato
Entertainment Free!
Let's get back our smiles! Monoboke Battle!
We've been doing this for a year now, and we've prepared a lot of things for you to get back your smiles!
We're going to use these things and have you do Monoboke for us!
Monoboke is all about getting back your smiles!
That's right! Let's work hard and get back our smiles!
We're going to do this in a team competition!
And with that, the Monoboke Battle begins!
This time, Hikirue Watanabe and...
Yamada and B-team will play against each other!
If they lose this battle...
We'll cut it completely.
We won't even show you the DVD footage.
If we lose, we'll throw away the tape.
B-team, don't you think so?
No, we won't do that.
We'll see what the enemy will do in the beginning and change our strategy.
No, we won't do that!
We know you won't do it!
The Monoboke Battle has been challenged by extreme conditions from the beginning!
Who will win?
B-team!
Now, let's see the victory of B-team's Monoboke!
Let's go, B-team!
Let's go, Yagura!
Yagura's Monoboke, go ahead!
I did it!
You didn't do anything!
I did it from the dark!
You don't have a dream like that!
Say it from the bottom of your heart!
Murase's Monoboke, go ahead!
Genta...
Let's work hard for the next three months...
Now, what should we do?
I'm really poor, Genta...
I'm more popular than you are...
Riki's Monoboke, go ahead!
I'll push the enter key really hard...
You can do it!
I'll push the enter key really hard... You can do it!
But you have good momentum.
Who are you?
I'm Takano.
Go ahead!
I want to kiss you.
How much are you thinking about it?
How much do you want to kiss me?
Let's go!
Ujire no Monogoke, go ahead!
Ranmin-cho is up!
Wow, the snake is huge!
I knew it from the beginning!
The B-team is good!
Good! Good!
Ishizuka, go ahead!
I'll play today's song with this!
Pitch, pitch, I can't go back...
I can't go back forever...
You should only admit your energy.
You should have used a guitar instead of a pick.
Let's go!
Shiroma!
Monogoke, go ahead!
Ah, this is...
This is...
Even with this, I don't get it!
You don't get it at all.
It's hard to understand emotions.
When you put your eyes on it, you should say it clearly.
Think about the risk of putting your eyes on it!
Let's go!
Tanigawa no Monogoke, go ahead!
Yamada no Monogoke, go ahead!
Hey, who's the live-action version?
No, it's Doraemon!
Doraemon, huh?
I can't accept it at all.
You can't accept it like that!
Kinoshita!
Okay, let's go with Kinoshita, go ahead!
SM Store's call...
Excuse me, one Kikko Shibari!
One Kikko Shibari!
Excuse me, one Kikko Shibari!
Don't blame me!
Is that how you place an order?
I'd like to do a collaboration with you.
Collaboration?!
Is that okay?
Okay, okay, is that okay?
Yes, please let me do it.
Okay, let's go!
Yamada no Monogoke, go ahead!
Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi...
Wow!
You want to die, don't you?!
Why are you saying "pi-pi-pi-pi-pi"?
Is it made of metal?
Why are you reacting like that?
You're small, but you're reacting like that!
Yamada no Monogoke, go ahead!
Genta, I can eat a lot today!
The Genta series continues!
You can't eat like this!
I'm going to eat a lot today!
How much can you eat at home?!
Okay, let's go!
Kushiro no Monogoke, go ahead!
Flare! Flare!
Team B!
You can do it, you can do it, Team B!
Yeah!
What's so funny about it?
You dare to cheer for us here!
I'm doing my best!
I'm not thinking about the next recording and I'm raising my voice!
Idiot!
Okay, let's go, everyone!
Yeah!
Chi-chi-chi-chi-chidori!
Hack! I'm Bay!
Wow!
Chi-chi-chi-chi...
Chocolate Planet!
Hack!
Thank you for your hard work!
Today, my senpai will come to the club.
Study hard!
Who is your senpai?
To make it easy to understand...
Gorilla and Potato.
Study hard!
I am...
Nitchoku...
Yamada...
Do your best!
Nitchoku!
Fight! Fight!
Today, this person came.
So, Mr. Fukimura, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
So, Mr. Haranishi, do you have anything you'd like to say to us?
Since we're active in Kansai...
Yes, we are.
...we should at least have a gag.
I see!
Otherwise, you know...
As expected of Kansai!
It's a gag!
It's funny!
By the way, I'm from Itchoku.
He's from Itchoku.
So, today, we're going to have you come up with a gag!
With Mr. Fujimura, we're going to make a gag!
From now on, we're going to have you come up with a gag that happened in various situations.
The first gag we're going to try is this one.
Apology!
This is important, right?
It's important.
A heavy atmosphere will become pleasant in an instant.
So, Mr. Haranishi, please do an apology gag as a model.
Is it okay?
Let's do it!
Please do it!
Thank you so much for today!
I'm sorry!
I'll step on you right after you do an apology!
It'll be a pleasant relationship!
You might get beaten up!
So, when you actually apologize...
Yes!
...it's best if you develop from there, right?
Yes!
So, shall we go?
Let's go, everyone!
Let's go, Milky!
Milky!
Okay! This is Milky's apology gag!
Please go ahead!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I could see your underwear!
You know, once you say it, it's weird!
Once you say it, it's really weird!
But as a joke, don't you think it's funny?
Yes!
Accept it! Accept it!
Okay, let's continue!
Fuuko!
Yes!
Fuuko-chan!
What is it?
It's funny!
My nose is raised!
It looks like that, too!
I'll do my best!
Okay!
Fuuko-chan's apology gag! Please go ahead!
I'm sorry!
What are you going to do?
I think I wasn't in a good condition.
If you weren't in a good condition, your gag wouldn't be funny!
Oh no! My heartbeat is the fastest so far!
I feel like I'm going to die!
If you're a black comedian, you should retire immediately!
Next up is Nakano!
Yes!
Fuuko-chan!
Can you do it?
Nakano's apology gag! Please go ahead!
I'm sorry!
Oh!
"Oh!" is the worst!
It's not like a shell came to see you!
"Oh!" is the worst!
There's still a cute difference!
There's still a huge difference!
Throw away "cute"!
Yes, let's throw it away!
Matsuoka!
Yes!
Next up is Matsuoka's apology gag! Please go ahead!
Are you really sorry?
What are you two doing?
Not a single "oh" came out! What's wrong with you?
Apologies have nothing to do with this!
You shouldn't force it in like that!
Sayonara!
Oh!
Do your best!
Yes!
Next up is Sayonara's apology gag! Please go ahead!
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, gorilla!
That's unfair!
It's like "I don't have confidence in myself" before you do it.
That's unfair!
You can't do it! You can't do it!
I know you can't be an entertainer!
That's unfair!
Next up is Joe!
Huh?!
Well...
It's Joe's apology gag! Please go ahead!
Ah, that one?!
That was incredible…
It's good!
It's the same feeling!
This excitation is awesome!
Even right now, it's not like you can do it all of a sudden
- But it should accelerate like this! - I'm sorry~!
And then...
Then it would be exaggerated.
And then it would be exaggerated.
I'm sooo sorry~?
That's great!
That's super incredible, Joe!
If you say it out loud, you won't have any problems.
Now, we will change to the next situation.
Self introduction.
This is the best way to remember faces and names.
Is there a self introduction gag of Harani Sensei?
Let's have him remember it.
Then, I will do it.
Then, this is Harani Sensei's self introduction gag.
Yes, I will do it.
South-east, South-west, I am Harani Sensei.
It came out!
It is connected to the north and the south.
You can call yourself by your name.
Then, Momo-chan's self introduction gag.
Momo-chan.
Then, this is Momo-chan's self introduction gag.
Go ahead.
Kyo-nyu, Kyo-nyu, Kyo-nyu, Patto, Kinoshita.
You said it yourself, Patto!
Yes, Patto.
You said it yourself, didn't you?
That's wonderful.
Self introduction while coming out.
You're so determined.
Anti!
Anti's self introduction gag.
Go ahead.
Anchories!
Don't make fun of me.
Is it mine?
You're the one who sings it.
I don't know, woman.
Watch out.
By the way, you're really good at fighting.
You report it right away.
You're so determined.
Then, the person over there.
Linatchi.
Linatchi's self introduction gag.
Go ahead.
Anchories!
What are you doing?
Don't you know who I am?
I know who you are.
You said "anchories" suddenly.
Are you crazy?
Saepi.
Yes.
Saepi's self introduction gag.
Go ahead.
Mori.
Hayashi.
Jun.
Me.
Murase.
There are many east and west.
But you didn't say "Mori. Hayashi. Jun."
I said "Jun."
You said "Jun."
But you don't come out much.
As a group of people.
I'm embarrassed if you interpret it.
Then, woman.
Yes.
Woman's self introduction gag.
Go ahead.
Tomorrow's woman.
Knock on door!
I'm a woman who keeps standing.
Then, Linatchi.
Yes.
Linatchi's self introduction gag.
Go ahead.
Anchories!
How do you like it?
I think it's good that you called me here.
Yes, but I felt like you were going to beat me up.
Okay, Ri-chan.
Now, Ri-chan's self introduction joke.
Go ahead.
Achoo!
Why did you laugh like that in the beginning?
I'm not confident. This is the most confident joke I've ever made.
Why did you come out of nowhere?
Okay, sayonara!
Sayonara!
Now, sayonara's self introduction joke. Go ahead.
Komanechi komanechi na hanna!
I'm the hero of justice, Pantsman Yamamoto!
That's awesome!
That's good!
What is it?
I don't know!
Anyone here?
Okay, Yui-kon, let's go.
I'm not confident.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
From now on, it's the other way around.
Yeah.
I'm glad you came out of nowhere.
Are you a veteran?
Now, Yui-kon's self introduction joke. Go ahead.
E-e-en, en, en...
Empire State Building!
That's just a joke!
I don't know!
I've been doing this since I was in elementary school.
That's awesome!
I'm not asking you to do a joke while you're warming up!
Announcement from the broadcasting club.
After this, there will be a manzai live performance of "owerive" and "sir milky" at the gym.
If you have time, please come and see us!
Milky!
Yeah!
"genin the milky" returns on January 25th!
What's going on, Ren-san?
"another story" of "number girls academy owerive"!
Join us!
For new members and girls, let's unite!
Everyone...
Let's go to the gym!
I want you to laugh.
And a irreplaceable friend.
I want to do another manzai with Saya Mirki.
Get! Tears of youth story!
I'll get tired if I talk with you.
Please come and watch!
Original live photos for pre-sales!
Hello!
I'm Sayaka!
I'm Mirki!
I'm Saya Mirki!
Sensei!
Oshakure sama desu!
Shibaitaro!
Don't say "Oshakure sama desu"!
I've been thinking lately...
I want to be popular!
But I'm really not popular!
I know!
What's that?
What do you mean you know?
That's rude!
Oshakure sama!
I forgive you!
I'll grind you with this jaw!
But I'm not popular!
That's not it!
I want to be popular!
But what kind of girls are popular?
Of course, girls who can cook!
Cooking?
If that's the case, I'm really good at it!
Really?
If you're good at cooking, you must know how to cook, right?
How to cook?
I know!
Then I'll teach you!
How to cook!
How?
You don't know, do you?
Give me a hint.
Is it something you put in coffee?
Something you put in coffee?
Something sweet you put in coffee.
I know!
That's it! Say it! Something sweet you put in coffee.
The difference in cooking.
Mackerel!
What's wrong with you?!
There's no such thing as "mackerel" in coffee.
Isn't it?
The difference is in sugar.
That's it!
That's the only difference!
You're lost between sugar and mackerel!
Let's move on.
Next is "shi" in cooking.
"Shi"?
Give me a hint.
You don't know anything!
"Shi" is something you put in watermelons.
Something you put in watermelons?
If you give me more hints, "shi" is something you put in watermelons.
I know! I know!
You know? Then say it! "Shi" in cooking.
Shime-saba!
What's wrong with you?!
You like "saba", don't you?!
"Shi" is salt!
That's it!
That's the only difference!
Next is "su" in cooking.
That's it!
"Su"?
Seriously!
Give me a hint, please!
If you lick it...
It becomes like this.
I got it! Tell me, food's "su".
"Sumotori"!
Don't lick it! What are you licking?
It's after making it.
It looks sour, but...
Then, food's "su" is "osu"'s "su"!
It's "gocchan"!
You're being pulled by "sumotori"!
Let's go next!
Next, food's "se"!
This might be a little difficult...
Without this, you can't eat sushi deliciously!
I got it!
Yes, go ahead!
Responsibility!
Whose?
Itamae's!
That might be it!
Without Itamae's responsibility, it might not be delicious!
But, that's not it!
"Se" is "shoyu" (soy sauce)!
"Shoyu"?
I know!
"Se" is "shoyu" (soy sauce) but I know how you feel!
But, I'll omit it here!
Lastly, "so"!
This might be a little difficult, too!
"So"?
Yes, if you say "Japanese breakfast"...
"Gohan" and...
I got it!
Yes, go ahead!
"Gohan" and...
"sotsugiwaru"!
Why?!
Why do you eat "gohan" while watching "sotsugiwaru"?!
Memories... are salty!
What a good seasoning!
You are...
Thank you very much!
I'm the host of "NMB48 Team M"!
Next week's celebrity is...
"Boomer Rush" Onii-san!
What's wrong with you?!
Are you okay?!
And, in "Omae wa Saikin Dounan" (What's wrong with you lately)
NMB48's appearance is obvious!
You're still not done yet!
No, no, no!
Don't miss it next week!
Good night!
After this, Jo will show us a gag from "Sensei Chikiden"!
Gacha! I'm back!
"Pu! Kao! Keito Kao!" (I'm back!)
"Su! Kao!" and...
"Bu! Keito Kao!" and...