AISubs v3.5
Hey, you guys!
Put on your name tags.
What are you doing here?
You look young.
Hello.
Actually, we have guests coming in.
What?
The chairman of this school.
What?
Is that why there are so many adults here?
Wow!
More and more!
No, don't think like that!
He's the chairman!
No!
Please!
Chairman!
What?
This is it!
Chairman!
Thank you for coming!
Good morning.
I'm the chairman.
No way, no way.
That's right.
I'm the chairman who gathered adults.
No, you're not surprised, but what...
I'm Junshin Murakami.
Oh, I'm the chairman.
I've never met such a chairman before.
You may be surprised and nervous, but I'm twice as nervous.
What's with your sweet attitude?
Hey, chairman, calm down!
I'm sorry.
I lost, but I lost.
Are you ready, everyone?
Oh, before that, I'd like you to dress up as Sanma.
Let me introduce myself again.
You first.
Okay.
I'm Miyuki Watanabe, 19 years old from Barra Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
It's rare for Sanma-san to just grin.
Okay, let's move on.
Okay.
It's an incident.
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na.
I'm Yamada Nene, 21 years old from Osaka Prefecture and I'm here to arrest everyone's hearts.
Nice to meet you.
Now...
We don't need anyone!
No, no, no.
It's more than twice as many now.
Give me a break!
Since you came all the way to the chairman's office, we'd like you to ask questions to the chairman.
Anything you'd like to know.
Go ahead.
There's an ad-lib corner for comedians.
It's hard for me to think of one.
Even if I think of one, I don't have the courage to do it.
Laughter is just courage.
It's over if you think about it.
Courage.
Tempo.
Laughter can be deceived with rhythm.
Okashi.
What? Nara.
Can you show me the song I wrote?
Can you show me?
Maybe not.
What is it?
You and me.
Don't laugh.
Where are you laughing?
I'm not laughing.
You're not laughing, are you?
You and me.
Sea urchin?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
It's amazing.
You got on a sea urchin.
It's a sea urchin.
You and me.
I thought it was really amazing.
It's slippery so far, but it's not funny when you get it.
Stop it!
The chairman is a legend.
The chairman always has an ad-lib corner and I'm training.
So I'd like the chairman to join me today.
I'm going to punish you all.
Are you sure you're going to punish us all?
No, no, no. I'm going home with scars all over me.
I don't like teachers in schools like this!
Since we don't like teachers in schools like this, we're going to have them punish us all.
This time, I'd like the chairman to punish us all.
Since we don't like teachers in schools like this, we're going to have them punish us all.
I was trying to line up next to Goto-kun, but the staff led me here.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, but I'm strict.
I see.
I'm going to punish you all.
I don't like teachers in schools like this!
Can you speed it up?
What is this?
Is this "killing cockroaches"?
Where did you go in the first place?
You said you'd speed it up!
You're amazing!
It's not like this in the first place!
Let's speed it up!
Let's speed it up, everyone!
Let's speed it up!
Raise your hands!
He's nervous!
It must have hurt!
Try it!
Lower your head!
I'm going to punish you all!
I don't like teachers in schools like this!
Stand up!
Attention!
Bow!
All together! Go!
What's that?
Switch! Switch!
Yokoyama! Partner! I don't like teachers in schools like this!
Hey you, sleeping over there!
I saw it!
Yamamoto! Yamamoto! I don't like teachers in schools like this!
What are you doing? Did you forget your homework?
Then go stand like this in the hallway!
I don't like teachers in schools like this!
Um...what was it again? I forgot!
Um...I'm a sheep!
I heard you say "um"
Um...because you're a teacher!
I remembered!
If you say "um" you'll say "sheep"
Um...because you're a teacher!
If you say "um" you'll say "sheep"
Um...be careful!
Let's go! I don't like teachers in schools like this!
I'm a true woman! I don't like it! Stop it!
What?
What is that?
No matter how bad I am, I won't say it!
Amane!
Hurry up!
Do you know?
The teacher of this school is...
Mina!
Don't say "woo"!
"Woo"!
You said "woo" and now you're saying "woo"!
You said "woo", didn't you?
"Woo"!
You said "woo", didn't you?
That's it!
Do it properly!
Amane, can you do it?
Well...
I'm a sheep.
Who said "woo" so proudly?
Let's do it!
The teacher of this school is...
Mina!
Today's lunch is me!
Mina, do you want to eat it?
Yes!
I don't want it!
I don't like this teacher!
Oops! Who put the okreshi here?
Before you put the okreshi in, put the okreshi in the door!
You, put the chalk in! Don't play with the okreshi!
You, turn off the camera!
You, think about editing!
You, open the door!
You, are you going around in Paraguay?
If you do like that, you will be monitored!
Sanmasa, you are too technical!
What is that?
Am I studying all the time?
That's what I think!
Next, Kotani!
Kotani doesn't like this kind of teacher!
Studying is fine if you work hard from 13 years old!
I taught her that studying from 13 years old is fine if you work hard from high school!
That's normal!
Modori too!
They are partners!
Go, go!
I don't like this kind of teacher!
Everyone, close your eyes!
I don't want to say this, but...
Can you raise your hand if someone stole your lunch money?
It's you!
Goodbye.
I don't like this kind of teacher.
Everyone, congratulations on your graduation.
I have something to say to you.
Take your lunch money!
No!
I don't like this kind of teacher.
Everyone, congratulations on your graduation.
I don't like this kind of teacher.
Everyone, congratulations on your graduation.
I don't like this kind of teacher.
Yamada, we can use this all without editing!
He's the youngest among us.
That's right!
I'm three times older than him!
Yamada!
Yamada. Yamada.
This teacher is Yamada!
Even though I'm a teacher now...
I...
Yay!
Yamada!
What do you want to do?
What do you want to say?
Even though I became a teacher, people don't pay attention to me.
So I want to shout out loud for now.
Oh, I see.
The play hasn't been finished yet, so it hasn't been transmitted yet.
Be careful, though it's good today.
Be careful next time.
Let's go!
I don't like this kind of teacher!
Listen up, you guys.
I see you girls as women.
That was amazing!
Amazing!
Wow!
The sense of speed!
Amazing!
I see you girls are putting in different patterns.
One more thing I want to say is...
Isn't this a 30-minute program?
That's right!
No, it's only about 10 minutes of actual use!
Why do I have to sweat like this?
Our goal, the NBT target, has ended.
Just a little more...
I thought I could do it...
I tried to be like the trendy Ama-chan Shingeki...
But I ended up breaking up with my sense of humor...
I liked it, though...
Yohihan's skit was funny!
Right, Ama-chans?
Leave it to me!
Hm?
Hello, I'm a sea urchin.
I'm a sea urchin.
I'm a sea urchin, but...
What?
No, no, no!
The sea urchin spoke!
Yes, we are a sea urchin couple.
Sea urchin, sea urchin, but...
Is there a problem?
It's such a problem, I don't know where to start!
By the way, we are...
Office romance!
No, no, no!
It really is funny!
But, well...
As expected of the winner, Domyoji.
But, in front of so many people...
If you get hit by a sea urchin, you'll be happy, right?
This is why you can't read jokes.
You're right.
But, you know...
If you hit a sea urchin with that pose...
You'll be really happy!
You'll lose your mind!
How about a sea urchin bowl made with freshly caught sea urchin?
One thousand yen!
I'll buy it!
Twenty thousand yen!
I'll buy ten of them.
Then, let's all eat grilled meat!
Yeah!
The End
Welcome back, sis.
Ranbacha Academy students!
It's time for school outing!
What's with her?
August 1st!
We need to talk.
Another Story by TV version entertainer!
You made me laugh, didn't you?
It's a story about a high school girl who's trying to be funny.
I'm watching it!
August 1st!
Can I say something?
What is it?
There's something I need to tell you all.
What is it?
It's an emergency, but...
I'm...
quitting live.
What?
Why, Yuihan?
I'm changing schools.
It's convenient for my job, so...
I guess it can't be helped.
"Can't be helped," you say?
Yuihan...
You're too harsh.
We're close now...
I'm...
a bit of a talker, so...
I'll send you a message...
or write a note for you.
Here it is.
To Milky...
When we first met...
Thanks to your words...
I was able to be myself in music videos, too.
Your my pace...
and your smile
always soothes me.
Thank you so much!
Thank you, Yuihan!
Yuihan!
I'm happy.
Good for you.
Next is March.
I like you so much that I know you more and more. Each and every structure of March is wonderful and I really want you to stay with me.
I wish you all the best in your performance. Please stay as you are from now on.
Thank you! I'm in love!
Thank you!
I'm in love!
Are you in love?
I'm happy!
Lipo poe!
We became a duo at the same time, and we were in the same team in AKB and NMB.
We were born in the same place and we had a lot in common, so I was happy to get along with you right away.
I actually like Lipo poe's basic low-tension feeling.
Thank you!
Thank you, Jun.
Lipo poe!
I want you to cry.
To Nana-chan!
You are firm in your daily activities in NMB and I respect you as the same age.
But in this "entertainer 2" field, I like both your slippery personality and Nana-chan's charm.
Good luck with your new year's day!
No! I don't like it!
I didn't rehearse like this!
Thank you!
Good luck!
Thank you!
To Sayaka-chan!
You are a serious and passionate type, so I think you have troubles and conflicts,
but as I said before, you don't wear half of your main outfit.
Let's talk about hot topics again!
Thank you!
Good luck, Captain!
Yuihan...
I don't know what I'm going to say after this.
I transferred to this school.
I had a lot of fun laughing with everyone.
I was really happy to join the laughing club.
Thank you all so much!
Thank you, too.
Yuihan, thank you so much!
I'm looking forward to your new instrument.
I'll listen to it on the radio.
But...
When I think that I won't be able to play anymore...
It's a little...
I'm pretty lonely.
You are!
Sensei!
I'm telling you guys for real.
You guys from the O-Live!
You really like him, don't you?
Wait, wait, wait!
Come on, Yuihan! You're scaring me!
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, by the way, boss, I have one last favor to ask you.
What is it?
Wanna do a manzai together?
Yeah! Let's do it!
Let's do it! Let's form a band!
Yeah!
"Our Yurika" is now on sale!
Hi, everyone! I'm Yoko Yamada.
I wanna work part-time.
I've worked part-time before.
For real?
What part-time job did you do?
O-rai! O-rai! O-rai!
Back off!
No, that's "right"!
What I'm saying is "part-time job"!
I know!
No, you don't know! You don't know!
I said "part-time job" and you said "right"!
That's why I did "right" part-time job on Friday nights!
No, no, no! What's "right" part-time job?
"Right" is usually "part-time job", you know?
Anyway, if I were to work part-time, I'd like to call in a restaurant.
Oh, call in!
Like, "Welcome!" in front of a restaurant?
If I were you, I'd call in more and more customers.
For real?
Welcome! Welcome!
How about a lunch at our cafe for lunch?
Oh, that's pretty good!
Our cafe is for students only.
Thank you very much!
You're free to touch our food!
Oh, that's cute of you!
What do you mean "touch our food"?
Please touch our food as many times as you like until you're full!
Oh, I don't really want to!
I want to eat it!
You're early, you're early!
That's how it is, that's how it is!
Sorry for coming in two minutes!
No, it's not food. What are you doing?
Sorry for coming in two minutes! Please forgive me!
What's wrong?
Your chef is a cat!
No, I don't like it!
Your chef is a French-backed cat!
So, what's wrong?
What's on the food is not furikake!
Oh, what is it?
It's your chef's nukeke!
Oh, that's gross!
Is it easy to pull out at this time of year?
Meow meow meow!
No, what is it?
My chef took it away from me, so I'm going back to the restaurant.
Oh, come on!
Thank you very much!
I changed my dinner menu!
Huh? Are you saying goodbye like this?
Don't worry about me!
Nooo! I'm not hungry either!
What are you eating?
It's not a cat's food!
I didn't think you'd cut Chihonman's nose hair!
Dad!
I didn't come in here to beat you up!
Gross!
Marshmallow!
Oh! It's getting interesting!
It's a rain-saving solution!
In order to make you smile,
we, No.10 High School, will not stop!
Too long! Too long! Too long!
How many times do you want me to do it?!
Just on the bike!
Boo! Boo! Boo!
Anytime, anywhere, even in your dreams,
we won't fly away!
Okay, let's go!
If you dream of meeting us,
even just a little bit is fine!
Please smile for us!
No.10 High School, here we go!
We'll make you smile today, too!
Why are you happy, too?!
We'll make you smile!