AISubs v3.5
What's up?
I have something important to tell you. Sit here.
What is it? It's a heavy story from the opening.
I haven't told anyone yet.
Actually, I...
Don't have money to buy a printer.
You don't?
I don't.
Actually, I...
I'm going to transfer soon.
What?! Transfer?!
Shh! I haven't told anyone yet.
Eh? Where are you going?
My parents are on trial.
That's right.
And I'm going to a new district court.
I'm going back to Tokyo next.
I won't go against God's orders.
Yeah, you won't go against God's orders.
That's right.
But we've gotten along so well. I miss you.
But until I reach my NBT target, even if it's staying in a hotel, I definitely want to participate in a competition.
I don't want to lower everyone's tension.
So I want you to shut up for a bit.
Okay.
Also, while I'm in Tokyo, I want to do more silly things during this live show.
I want to make more memories that will make you laugh.
Okay, I got it.
Leave it to me!
I don't expect anything from you.
Leave it to me!
I want to be good at tsukkomi.
I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm really hungry.
Fried chicken and white rice.
I'm hungry, because I'm a witch.
I'm a witch.
Can I eat white rice?
I'll get bones or my hands will get dirty.
Teacher, you're good at tsukkomi and you can play the guitar.
What's up with you? You can play the guitar and you say funny things.
No, I can't.
Hungry, hungry, hungry.
But you can play the guitar and laugh, you have a soul.
You can say things from the bottom of your heart.
The amplifier of the music department broke down and I want to ask for a new guitar.
Everyone's at work or practicing, but no one's here.
Just in time!
Come on, hit your soul!
Huh?
Yeah, come on!
Don't be angry or anything like that! Hit it hard!
Huh?
There are too many people who get angry
Even small things get to you guys
You're Kansai people, right?
I just got stupid, though
That's what you say
There are too many people who get angry
Why me? Why me?
That kind of self-produced
There are too many people who get angry
Sorry, it's windy, right?
But it's okay, I won't get sick anymore
That kind of groundless confidence
There are too many people who get angry
Eh, 19 years old?
If you say it like a dog, it's 2 years old, right?
That kind of exchange that's hard to return
There are too many people who get angry
Ah, like this! Dejavu!
That kind of mysterious report that stops conversation
There are too many people who get angry
Even if it's a small thing, you'll get angry
But, what annoys me the most is
The fact that I'm not good at digesting my own frustrations
Alright!
It's finally starting!
(knocking)
(laughter)
What's up, Ripopo?
Oh, Ripopo.
By the way, what's with that outfit?
I go to the dance studio and say hello to everyone.
I hand over my notebook to Ogasawara-san,
and I don't touch Yamada-san's grandma Ijiri and Sberdevil Kagen.
I can hear you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
My daughter is always taking care of me.
I'm Kotani Riho's mother.
What?! Your mother?!
My daughter suddenly got angry and told me to give you this.
Oh, no.
I don't touch Yamada-san's grandma Ijiri and Sberdevil Kagen.
I can hear you.
As expected of Ripopo's mother.
She's telling me everything about her future actions.
Then I'll go home without touching her, even if I'm worried about her chin.
I can hear you.
Where are you?
Ripomama?!
As Riho's mother, I ride on a bus that looks like Hideko Behara and feels like a refreshing mother.
I get on the bus in front of the west gate and forget my birthright.
I'm kind of scared.
Excuse me.
Yes, everyone is looking for...
That one? This one? Which one?
Could it be...
Murocana?!
I'm Murocana, a second-year 16-year-old Murocana and Murocana girl from Osaka Prefecture High School.
Yes.
I'm Genki Keiyu. I'm going to Sumaido Station in Higashi.
Are you going, too?
I'm going.
I'm 17-year-old Yuki Tsunkoto from Hyogo Prefecture High School.
I love white rice. My favorite food is natto rice.
Um... who are you?
I'm Eplombe.
Eplombe?
I've never heard of you.
I'm Eplombe, a female student of Namba Girls Academy.
Oh, I know you!
You used to be in the Earnings Department, didn't you?
80 years ago, you helped with preparations for festivals and cooking for events as a volunteer.
But recently, due to the "annoying first wife" trend,
you've started talking about events in fields that have nothing to do with you.
You can't find a young wife in the countryside.
Miss First Wife Championship.
Tsuma Universe!
You're totally messing with me!
Recently, if you're in the field of "sexy first wives,"
you'll have confidence you won't lose to anyone.
Hey, hey!
By the way, there are a fixed fan base of 500 people in your unit Muromilky.
Huh?
You help out Milky?
Of course I do!
Where did you come from?
Oh!
Welcome back!
Good job today!
Do you want to eat? Do you want to take a bath? Or...
Me!
You're a high school girl.
Why don't you say "me"?
So, what's up with you today?
Actually, there's something I've been troubled about.
Troubled about?
I don't like this kind of wife!
Everyone, please become a wife and head to the entrance!
Please say something interesting there!
Everyone, please put on your aprons and become a wife you don't like!
Is there anyone?
Yokoyama!
You don't like this kind of wife, do you?
Welcome back! I'll go to the host club!
If you're going, at least say it!
I'll go in secret!
Go in secret!
You don't like it, do you?
Oka!
Kotani!
Yes!
Kotani doesn't like this kind of wife!
Wow! Papa is back! Let's pretend to sleep!
Do you think Papa is a bear?
That's what my family does.
Shut up!
"Let's pretend to sleep" is what they say.
I don't like that family!
I feel sorry for you, Papa!
Oka!
Kondo!
Kondo doesn't like this kind of wife!
Welcome back!
Do you want dinner or a bath?
Wait, who are you?!
Good job!
Did someone you really don't know come in?
Did something big happen in your brain?
Wow, you're so excited!
Are you waiting for a taxi?
I thought it was this timing, for sure!
I see! She knows her timing!
Let's go! Watanabe's "Do you want dinner or a bath?"
Do you want a bath? Do you want dinner?
Or do you want to sleep in the bathroom?
What's with you?!
What's with your timing?!
What kind of timing is that?!
Go back!
Okay, Oga! Emuro!
Yes!
Emuro's "Do you want dinner or a bath?"
Oh, welcome back! Oh, Phil!
Were you giving me a call? Sorry, I was pretending!
Don't say that!
You guys, don't say that!
I can't handle that kind of topic right now!
Okay, Oga!
Azuma!
Yes!
Azuma's "Do you want dinner or a bath?"
Welcome back!
Do you want dinner? Do you want rice?
Or do you want rice?
All of it!
It's all the same!
What's with you, bread-eater?!
Make us some food!
Okay, Oga!
Yagura!
Yagura's "Do you want dinner or a bath?"
Welcome back!
Wait, what?! What's going on?!
Why did you suddenly...
Why did you suddenly turn into a horse face?!
Huh? Why?
Why did I suddenly do what?
Did you turn into a horse face?
I see.
Even if you know what it is, it's still the same.
It's a turtle face.
A turtle face...
What?
Am I in a zoo or something?
Okay, Oga!
Oga's "Do you want dinner or a bath?"
Let's go!
Oga's "Do you want dinner or a bath?"
Welcome back!
Give it to me!
Salary!
What kind of wife is she?
Give it to me! Give it to me!
Next, Yamamoto. Yamamoto's wife is like this.
Oh, you're back. Can you do the laundry for me? I'm going to the future.
What kind of cyber story is this?
Are you serious?
No, no, I don't like it.
Next, Yagura.
It's the revenge from earlier.
I don't like Yagura's wife like this.
You're back.
What? Wait a minute.
What? Why did you turn into a turtle again?
Why did you turn into a turtle?
You're annoying. Did you shed tears and give birth?
Next, Yoshida.
I don't like Yoshida's wife like this.
Oh, you're back. Do you want me to bathe you?
Oh, you're back.
Finally, this moment has come!
I did it! I won!
I didn't think I'd see a beast couple in a place like this.
Next, Yamada.
I'm counting on you.
If you don't do it now, you won't finish.
I don't like Yamada's wife like this.
You're back.
Ta-dah!
I put my dad's picture here!
What are you talking about?
When I came back, I put my dad's picture here!
Your dad means your husband, right?
Yes, my husband's picture.
Are you happy?
No, I'm not!
Yes, you are!
You've been doing "one" and "two" as an entertainer, haven't you?
Why do you keep doing "one" and "two" all the time?
Hello!
Oh, Ms. Eplombe, you're here!
Have you already been talked about?
I'm about to!
So, what is it?
Actually, we, Eplombe, will be participating in the section called "Hair Style J.K. Actress Queen Beautiful Girls and Sisters".
"Actress Queen Beautiful Girls and Sisters"?
Ms. Danmitsu, who had a chance at Miss Danchizuma Championship that I participated in before,
is the judge of this competition and has been appointed to the Nanba Girls Academy Group this time.
You're giving me trouble again. What are you going to do?
It looks like fun!
That's unusual of you, Yuhan! Are you going to drink it?
But I'm not good enough.
Just that day, I participated in a Guinness World Records event called "Acting as the biggest piglet in the world" at Okonomi Land in Hirakata.
The piglet's world wide presence is amazing!
I talked with Mr. Yoshida of the Commercial Department and Ms. Yagura of the Girls Department, and they said that if I went to the ballroom, I could do something about it.
What exactly do you need to do for cooperation?
There is an acting exam at the competition.
So, I'd like you all to act as little sisters and do a little bit of acting.
Act as little sisters?
For example, sexy Muro, and Mr. Yoshida of the Commercial Department, and Ms. Yagura of the Beautiful Girls Department.
The three of us are little sisters who are having a hard time with their sister's affair.
What are you talking about?
First of all, please watch it.
Sister!
Something's started!
Sister, you can't have an affair! You'll only make yourself unhappy!
That's right! Yukiko-san is not your lover! Yukiko-san is...
I'm just a dirty girl who often goes to a ramen shop!
What are you talking about?
Don't stop me! I'm already addicted to the fried rice she makes!
You're talking nonsense! That's just an appetite!
I know it's wrong, but I can't help but want it.
Well, I hope we can win like this!
Can you do it?
In this way, we decided to think of a comedy-like three-sister story together.
And...
Yukiko!
Yes, Rissho?
Yukiko, you're terrible! Why did you steal my boyfriend?
Shut up!
I'm a beautiful girl warrior. The month is June.
Hey, don't make fun of me!
It's Wednesday.
What do you know?
I don't think you're my sister anymore.
You thief cat!
Yes, yes, I'm a thief cat.
I'm going to Karabuki in the month of June.
Why do you do Karabuki?
Hey, Modern Mitsu-san, you're laughing there!
I'm a warrior warrior!
You're the most excited.
I'm from the Shinsengumi Girls' Club, and I'm in charge of Aizu-han.
Those who oppose me will be cut off!
Those who murder me...
...will be prepared!
I'll cut you off!
One, two...
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut...
It looks good.
There's a lot of stickers, too!
In this way, we participated in the hair style JK actress queen.
By the way, the result is...
Wow...
Still, we're amazing!
I was watching it with my mom, and it was a disaster!
Are you going to change the contest to a storm club?
The award ceremony is exclusive!
We're excited about the NBT award!
Hello!
I have a favor to ask of you all today.
What is it this time?
Breaking news from the broadcasting club!
Today's award ceremony is from the commercial club and girls' club.
Everyone, please come up to the gymnasium!
Hello!
I'm Uruwashu!
What are you doing? Get out of my way!
Today, please remember just how pure I am!
You're overestimating yourself!
Well, I say it all the time, but...
If you say it like that, it's just a rumor!
You know, I recently discovered a really interesting book!
What? A book you discovered recently?
Do you know "Akazukin-chan"?
Of course I do! It's a world-famous animation!
Well, no matter what you say, it makes my heart flutter...
It's a scene where Akazukin-chan asks an old woman who has turned into a wolf for a question.
Hey, hey, old woman...
"Why do you have such big ears?" That kind of thing.
Well, I, Akazukin-chan, will do it, so can you do it for me, old woman?
Got it!
Hey, hey, old woman...
Why do you have such big ears?
That's because...
I want to hear your voice even more!
I've had enough!
Hey, hey, old woman...
Why do you have such big eyes?
That's because...
I want to see you more closely!
I've had enough of you, old woman!
Hey, hey, old woman...
Why do you have such big mouth?
That's because...
I want to eat you!
I've had enough of you!
That's weird, isn't it? You're being eaten!
I want to eat you, that's why you like me so much!
Come on, you're being eaten and you're in a good mood, that's weird!
See, I told you!
After all, a man is a wolf.
The owner is Akazuki.
I want to eat you.
Love me, maiden.
No, I have something to say.
What are you hiding?
It's not like that.
Hey, do it properly!
Can't I?
Not at all.
Change!
Akari will do it in Akazuki.
Fu-chan, grandma will do it.
Got it.
Hey, hey, grandma.
Why do you have such big ears?
That's because...
I'm brushing my eyelids before I go to bed at night.
Hey, hey, grandma.
Why do you have such big ears?
There's a secret to how I draw my eyeliner.
Hey, hey, grandma.
Why do you have such big ears?
That's because...
My daily skincare is important!
No, it's not!
That's weird!
Skincare after 5 o'clock!
Don't make fun of me!
What is this?
You haven't done it at all!
Is it bad?
Not at all!
But you did it, didn't you?
No, it's not bad!
That's enough!
Bye!
Have a good day!
Will the costume in the bathroom start moving after this?
We are the costume protectors of the comedy club.
The laughing god who came one day casted a spell on us
so that we can become human for only one hour from 2 am.
How was the manzai you did as a senior?
It was our first time doing it together.
Yes, it was our first time.
And we don't have the impression of characters doing manzai.
I watched it.
Did you watch it on the monitor?
Yes, I did.
I couldn't hear you.
You couldn't hear me.
I'm sorry about that.
By the way, did you two watch the comedy movie?
Yes, we did.
Where should we pay attention to?
I want you to pay attention to the first girl who appears at the end of the song.
I'm not sure about the first girl, but I want you to pay attention to the cute girl in the bathroom.
Cute girl?
Very cute girl.
Shun is in the last scene and is near Nana.
Genie the Movie All Right! Youth Girls!
The plot is...
The story of a self-taught girl who is trying hard for manzai.
Comedy saves the world.
The French actor Chirandro.
It's the same school.
As expected of a comedy elite.
Life...
If you don't have it, you can't end it.
It's a movie full of laughter and tears. Please watch it!
You have no choice but to give the answer yourself.
Miyuki! You have JK One, don't you?
"Entertainer and Ruby" will be released on August 1st.
Hello.
After this, a little self-introduction trailer.
That person is a ghost.
Hello! I'm Rii-chan!
Next week's "entertainer and ruby" is...
A great strategy to acquire new members!
Good job!
A rival of JK One, "ghost" is also appearing!
And from Tokyo, "mysterious" is also appearing!
I want to be Frenzy Lemon!
Everyone, "good luck" tomorrow too!
"Our music" will be released on August 19th!
I can write words like 'roses' in kanji.
That kind of low-level boast...