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Wow! Grandpa!
Sanpei!
Grandpa!
Sanpei!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
W...what is this breath?!
It's a giant squid!
A giant squid is coming up!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah... Ah! Take me with you!
I can't do it in this shallow water!
Don't make a face, Sanpei.
A fishing face is...
nothing more than an extension of your arm.
Even if I die, I won't let you go!
Take this!
G...giant squid!
Ah! Ah! I can't stand it!
Ah, she got me.
Cut! Cut!
Hey, squid!
Don't be so weak!
I'm sorry.
Even if you're not a good role, people who slack off hate you the most in comedy club.
I'm sorry.
You know what? No matter what job you do, you never slack off.
Comedians are like that.
But I didn't join this club to be a squid.
I didn't join it to be an old man, either!
What's wrong? What's wrong? Speak up.
It's rare for you to raise your voice like that.
What are you doing in that costume?
We're practicing for our college entrance exam.
I'll take you with me and do it three times at the end of the opening ceremony.
That's too tacky.
Miyuki, are you cosplaying as a mutton again?
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Wow, you're so cute, mutton!
What's up with you, Sayaka?
You're so cool.
Let's dance at the opening ceremony.
We.
The handsome high school students of Namba.
N.C.
Ginyon!
Don't fall in love with me.
Will you be my girlfriend?
I will!
Come on, come on.
Everyone, hurry up and change.
Next is physical education class, okay?
Okay.
Go ahead.
When will it arrive?
Ah, I'm tired.
Four hours of physical education in a row, what's up with this school?
Who decided the time?
Here you go, one more.
Here you go!
What are you doing?
Are you healed?
My cuteness also has a relaxation effect.
I'm even more tired.
Sayoko-chan, you should try it too. You'll get better.
I won't. I won't be as ugly as you.
Are you more confident?
You don't look ugly at all.
I'll eat it.
I don't think you will!
Can you all stop looking at me like that?
What's this?
Ah, you don't know? It's a sledge.
I know.
It's not like that, it's about why there's a sledge in a place like this.
Yeah, it's dangerous if someone steps on it. Let's clean it up.
You're right.
Hi, I'm Sayoko.
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
Hey, what are you doing, Milky?
Watch out, Sayoko-chan!
No, you're the one at fault here.
It wasn't me! Sayoko-chan bumped into me.
It's like...
What's going on?
What's going on?!
Wow!
The contents of the cut-out that hit the cover have been switched!
It's too easy to swallow!
No way!
What's this?!
My chest is so big! Don't look! Don't look!
There's something on my face! It's my chin!
Don't cut off the air! It's not like that!
Wow! Since there's little air resistance, I can run faster than usual!
A bullet train? No way!
Wow! Wow! Is this really possible?!
You're really a titan!
How can you be so normal?
Ah, I'm tired of gym!
Ah, Man-chun! Good job with your class, Man-chun!
Sayone-san, what's with that pose? It's creepy.
Look at me! I'm sexy, aren't I?
What do you think? You don't like me, do you?
Hey, Rimba-kun! Sayone-san, you don't have a weird ghost on you, do you?
My hand? No, I don't have anything on me.
Well, you do have a big French bread under your face...
Sayone-san's chin is French bread.
Huh? Why is Milky mad at Sayone-san for messing with her chin?
There's a mysterious reason for this...
I have to go back as soon as possible...
Otherwise, Milky will do whatever she wants with my body.
You don't have to do whatever you want with my body, do you?
No, I don't. I'm not interested in your body.
What? I'm interested in your body, but...
Stop it, Milky!
Sayaka, don't get angry. Calm down.
Break! Break!
You two, don't talk too much.
I'm confused.
But Sayaka, how can we go back?
I don't know...
How about giving them the same shock again?
If we do the same thing again, the contents may be swapped again.
I see!
Ready, go!
In this way, we tried everything we could think of so that the contents of the two could return to normal.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I don't like it anymore!
However, no matter what we did, we ran out of food.
What should we do if we can't go back to normal for the rest of our lives?
Everyone, there is a way to go back to normal.
What?
This.
The book of laughter?
What? They switched places?
It seems like the cause is that doll.
Doll?
It's called "switching doll."
If you stumble and hit it, you get a "transformation phenomenon."
What's that?
You don't know?
Kasuo and Kasumi.
Goodbye me. Goodbye me.
You can't keep up with the Juliana generation.
Who's Juliana generation?
"Transformation phenomenon" is about a woman and a man who fell down the stairs in a Japanese movie more than 30 years ago.
The story is that the contents change.
What should we do to go back?
It's called "modoriwarashi," which is a youkai that has the power to return the changed contents.
"modoriwarashi"?
Youkai "modoriwarashi" don't show up until 7 p.m.
Youkai?
Let's go to a haunted house!
If it's a haunted house, it doesn't matter if it's a shop assistant or a customer.
Please say it.
Who's ready?
Yes.
Kadowaki.
Let's go to Kadowaki's haunted house.
I'm scared.
Dad, what about the company?
What kind of haunted house is it?
What is it?
Saoka and Kinoshita.
Let's go to Kinoshita's haunted house.
I'm surprised.
Gekigokutikufinaliatibunbunnorimu
What is it?
What kind of promotion is it?
You're not surprised while you're saying it, are you?
Next, Yogi.
Let's go to Yogi's haunted house.
No, I don't need it.
You don't need it, huh?
You've lost your mind, haven't you?
Hey, even a haunted house has nothing to do with it.
What's this?
OK, next one.
Kotari, say "haunted house" please.
"Haunted house" as a couple?
I'm jealous.
You're jealous, aren't you?
Take it easy.
"Take it easy" you say?
OK, next one.
Hitomi Yamamoto.
Yes!
Hitomi Yamamoto's "haunted house" please.
"Ultrasoul"!
What's that supposed to mean?
Don't you know how to follow the rules?
Look at me.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Watanabe's "haunted house" please.
No way!
Hitomi, I love you too!
No way!
You can't fall in love with a ghost's face like that!
Because this is "take it easy" show.
That's right, but...
No, no, no.
This is an explanation, isn't it?
Yes.
Let's go back together.
OK, next one.
Ishizuka.
Ishizuka's "haunted house" "take it easy" please.
Can someone come and scare me?
OK.
Why didn't you reply me yesterday?
What's wrong with you? You two were friends, right?
Why didn't you reply me yesterday? Don't make that face.
I don't know your address.
No, you don't! I don't know your relationship!
Your relationship is unexpectedly cool!
Because I haven't talked about it at all yet.
I see. If you're going to talk about it, talk as much as you can.
Thank you!
Wonderful!
Say it behind my back!
OK.
Next! Yabushita!
OK.
Let's go to Yabushita's haunted house.
Wow! This haunted man looks exactly like Nana!
Because he looks like her!
Wait a minute! Stop it, Nana!
This is too much!
What are you three doing?
In the comedy world, you guys are dead!
OK. Next!
Ogasawara!
Let's go to Ogasawara's haunted house.
This is the entrance.
Have a good trip!
She's so cheerful!
She's like a woman on a boat.
Thank you!
Stop it!
OK. Next!
Sayane!
Let's go to Sayane's haunted house.
I'm scared...
but I'm going!
Have a good trip!
It's like an answer song. We don't need it!
That's it for today.
I haven't done it yet!
You haven't done it?
No, I haven't.
My teacher hasn't called me yet.
I'll do it!
It's not like you can do it one by one.
I'll do it!
You won't do it?
I'll do it!
Okay, you can do it.
Let's go to a haunted house in Yamada.
From a haunted house...
Flash!
I'm glad you didn't do it.
You should go back to Osaka by bus.
No!
It's normal for you.
Let's run together.
What do you mean "let's run together"?
What's that?
If you say 'let's go back,' let's go back.
Can you really say "let's go back" in a book?
That's what it says.
Let's go back.
If you say 'let's go back,' let's go back.
Let's go back.
Let's go back!
What?
Hello! We are "Let's go back."
You say "let's go back" when you say "if you say 'let's go back,' let's go back."
What are you saying? What should we do with this atmosphere?
This atmosphere...
Let's go back.
Let's go back to our underwear.
Yes!
Reverse! Reverse!
Reverse! This is reverse!
Oh, is it you who called me out?
Who and who wants to replace the contents today, Modo?
Yes, it's me!
It's me!
Those who have not replaced the contents will participate in the ceremony, Modo.
In other words, you and you and you, Modo!
What?
Come on, Modo who imitates us!
Hmm, no, Modo.
Let's go, Modo! One, two!
Please do what you really want to do!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Yes! Thank you!
Thank you!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Do it properly! Please do it!
No, that's tough!
Please do it like this!
No, like this!
The three of you doing it together is amazing!
Are you ready?
Don't be embarrassed and do it properly!
Hmm, I understand! Please do it!
One, two!
Please do what you really want to do!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
One, two! Please do what you really want to do! Go back! Go back! Go back!
No! You're licking me! Call off this humiliation!
Please do what you really want to do! Go back! Go back! Go back!
Okay!
One, two! Please do what you really want to do! Go back! Go back! Go back!
Still not enough!
Still not enough! Still not enough!
Yes, I'm back!
Still not enough! Still not enough!
Yes, I'm back!
Okay, we're done!
Let's continue!
There's more?
You're back!
Thank goodness!
I'm so tired.
Have you calmed down?
If you're in a bad mood, why don't you breathe in some fresh air?
I'll breathe in.
Are you okay?
Are you looking straight ahead of you or not?!
Ah, it hurts already!
W-what is this?!
W-what's going on?!
Ah, I'm shivering!
I'm covered in mustache!
You're such a pain!
What are you talking about?!
What kind of sashimi did Kadoki-san catch?
What was it again?
I don't know.
It looked like a fish from the river.
Huh?
Where's the chief and Yui-han?
They're all in the bathroom.
Why didn't Lipopu eat sashimi?
I could see an ominous and evil shadow.
Shadow? What are you talking about?
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Me too!
Do you want to watch today's manzai, Kiyono?
I can't.
What are you going to do?
I can't do it either!
Um...
Yui-han wrote it for me.
It's for Chief Lipopu.
Take it and...
do something about it!
Breaking news from the broadcasting club.
Today's comedy live is one or two days away.
If you have time, please come and see us!
Hello! We are Gimotaco!
Yeah! We're doing it! We're doing it!
Hey, hey, hey! You guys are amazing from the start!
Well, we're saying "let's do our best", but...
No, we're saying "let's do our best", so...
Well, we're saying "let's do our best", so...
Well, there are four of us, actually...
Oh, my God! Can you see anything?
And... there are two people who look like they want to mix in there.
Oh, my God! Can you see anything?
Alright! Come on, everyone! Let's mix in! Let's mix in!
Hey, why are you calling me?!
I'll get my mind together and go!
I don't think about it recently, but playing with this kid when we were little is nostalgic!
It's hot! It's nice!
For example, a ten-time quiz!
Momo, say "pizza" ten times!
Okay, here we go!
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!
PIZZA!
Okay, here we go!
Tebasaki!
Hey, stop it! What are you doing?!
Hey, you know this, don't you?
Let's eat it!
Hey, stop it!
Why do you want me to eat it?!
Kadowaki's "tebasaki", or "tebawaki"!
Hey, I said "tebawaki"! What is "tebawaki"?!
Don't say "teba" with your lower lip!
That's enough!
Okay, Rio-chan, next!
Say "mirin" ten times!
Mirin...
I know I said it, but you don't understand!
Mirin...
Okay, what's with the long nose?
Foreigners.
Huh?
That's nonsense!
"Moskua" and "tengu"
No "moskua" and "tengu" here!
"Tengu" and "foreigners" looking this way from over there.
Huh? Those two just now?!
Huh? Did "tengu" look there?!
What are you doing?! Come here!
Foreigners and "tengu"! Let's play hide-and-seek!
I said don't call me "tengu"!
I quit!
When you think of childhood games, you think of "Mystery" (nazo nazo)
Bread is bread, but what is bread you can't eat?
- Spring! - Oh, spring rolls!
More importantly, I want to eat spring rolls now!
I said stop it!
Spring rolls, spring bread festival!
There's no festival like that! Stop it, you pervert!
P-pervert?
You're making me blush like that!
Why do you look so happy? What's going on?
Can I ask you a "riddle" (nazo nazo) question?
Yes, Oriho-chan, go ahead.
The upper floor is also an empty room, and the lower floor is also an empty room.
But at night, you can hear something.
Why is this?
Scary!
What was it again?
This isn't "mystery" (nazo nazo)
Yes, Tengu-san, it's an atmospheric phenomenon.
- Correct! - Wait, Tengu-san said it!
- That's enough! - Thank you very much!
- After this, we will sing a new song of Emerald and Odita!
Emerald and Odita
- You're copying me! - No, I'm not!
- I have something I want to do. Will you listen? - Sure!
- This is not a joke!
- "Modoribarashi"! - Yes! "Modoribarashi"!
- I'm sorry! I said "toshikibarashi"!
- Hey! "Oil shock generation"! - "Oil shock generation"?
- Your "kusobaba" generation!
- Why do you say "kusobaba" all of a sudden?