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All right, everyone!
For today's MBT as well,
I'm going to come up with a story for "Great Explosion"!
Even if you say that, Chief Suberi...
Who's Chief Suberi?
Hey, Sayaka!
Isn't Chief Suberi a bit rude?
Right, Chief Suberi?
That's right! That's right!
Suberi, Suberi, 18 years!
Take a look at this unplanned Suberi-chiraka- shipperi!
Ta-dah!
Chief Suberi Yamada's
Coming Soon!
I don't like it!
Why are you shaking? It's not that cold, right?
We are...
No.20 Jogakuin Orive!
You know, since we moved from Saitama to Osaka,
we still don't know the correct pronunciation.
That's not true! There's only one person who can say it!
All right!
Today, I'm going to teach you how to pronounce the correct Osaka name!
Lesson one!
Say "fukutama".
"suita"?
"nonnonnon"!
"fuuu" and "fuku" but...
"fudo"!
"ribbit after me"!
"fudo"!
What is this?
I love Osaka!
Why are you shouting?
You guys are crazy!
"fuuu"!
I want to lose!
I won't!
If you do that, you'll regret it!
Watch me!
"Dream" and "hope"...
"look at each other"!
"Dream" and "hope"...
"look at each other"...
Fukuutama
fukuutama
Look at each other
Who is it?
Something weird came out.
What is it?
We have been waiting for you, heroine.
Who are you?
I am my sister's Suberine.
I am my little sister's Suberina.
I am a fairy from dream and hope and a lost country.
Fairy, you are so cute!
Suberine!
You should go out.
Something troublesome came out.
Before you get involved, fire!
See you later!
Can you go home?
How free you are!
But why did fairy of Slipperyland come here?
You called us here.
The spell you said called us here.
Spell?
Is it an anime joke?
Dream and hope are seen alternately?
Oh, it's cold!
Slippery!
It's annoying!
With the spell just now,
Miko and Tsu-san achieved the most slippery record!
The most slippery?
Am I that slippery?
That's amazing!
Even Ichiro and Tsu-san don't have fairies.
Who are you comparing me with?
No, Slippery!
Who is Slippery?
And your prank opened the door to our world!
Don't call me "kids"!
But I'm really happy to meet you!
Are you the hero we've been waiting for?
Hero?
It's a legend passed down in Slipperyland since ancient times!
The man himself, with his ten thousand slippery smiles,
descends under the cold sky.
Slippery to the point where you can't believe you're in this world.
Slippery to the point where you can't believe you're a kid.
While being told not to think,
dream and hope are seen alternately.
Children!
Be heroes who save Slipperyland's crisis!
He's amazing!
He's a hero!
I don't like heroes like that!
They're really boring!
Please, Nana-sama!
Save our Slipperyland!
Save it?
What do you mean?
Slipperyland is now in a hellish atmosphere
thanks to the loud roar of Slipperyland.
Slipperyland!
Please!
We are heroes!
We want you to lend us your strength!
I don't like that feeling!
I can't help you, Chief!
Saving people in need is our job, right?
It's okay!
You can do it, Chief!
Have confidence!
The Chief is really boring!
Why do you say that with such a serious face?
You're boring!
What? Because of King Keike Daimao, Sberryland doesn't have enough water?
Nana-sama, please! Save our country with your cold Sberry laughter!
Save?
This material space is connected to Sberryland, so if you slide here, energy will be sent to Sberryland!
So that's the system...
Please show us a joke!
Even if you say that...
I can't do a joke!
Turn around!
Wow, you're not laughing at all.
You look so depressed.
I'm just a little angry.
No way! Why? You're so scary!
Yes?
Actually, it's about the lack of water.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Director, please do a joke!
Well, it can't be helped.
I'll do what I'm good at!
It's a mountain!
It's Nana!
Don't say it!
Wonderful!
Excellent!
Slippery!
I can only laugh like this.
I'm kind of shocked.
I'm sorry.
Yes!
This is a report from Sberryland!
It rained for the first time in two years!
What do you mean?
You are a hero after all!
Please make Sberry look bad in order to save our country!
Thank you!
What is this situation?
Let's make fun of fairies!
Now, please be fairies and say something funny.
The best fairies!
There are many of you.
Let's go, Yamamoto!
Please say something funny and cute about the best fairies.
Hello, I'm a fairy.
By the way, my father is a larva.
What is that?
You were born, weren't you?
What kind of family do you come from?
Now, please say something funny like this.
Saoka!
Now, Ogasawara!
Ogasawara!
Please say something funny and cute about Ogasawara.
Hello, I'm a fairy.
Where did you come from?
Where did you go?
I'm sorry.
Go back!
Now, Kinoshita!
Kinoshita!
Now, please say something funny and cute about Kinoshita's fairies.
All of our fairy powder is old-fashioned!
Are you stupid?
Don't take it out of an old man!
How cute!
Now, Hoka!
How about Hitomi?
Now, Yamamoto!
Please say something funny and cute about Hitomi's fairies.
I'm a fairy from To-Zai-Dan!
What does "boku" mean?
"Boku" has a meaning of "me".
You just want to do your own gag, don't you?
That's right.
I thought you said "that's right".
Well, I hope you're fine.
I'm sorry.
Now, Hoka!
Kotani!
Yes!
Please say something funny and cute about Kotani's fairies.
What? This magical stick? Oh, it's 100 yen.
Don't say that!
Hey, you don't like it, do you?
Don't say that!
Okay, next!
Watanabe! Watanabe's fairies, please say something funny and cute about her!
If you treat me well, I'll buy you new shoes.
What are you talking about?
I want them! I want them!
Why do you want them?
Yes!
Yes...
Don't say that!
I told you not to say that!
Okay, next!
Yamamoto Iko! Yamamoto Iko's fairies, please say something funny and cute about her!
I'll grant your wish!
Wingardium Leviosa!
You're scary!
Okay, next!
Can you do it?
It's okay.
Hey, can you really do it?
Right now, a fairy is casting a spell on me.
Are you a fairy?
Can you do it?
I can!
Okay, next!
Yamamoto Iko! Yamamoto Iko's fairies, please say something funny and cute about her!
Kai!
Tou!
Ho!
Zen!
Jack!
Disband!
Go home, you!
Hey!
What? I thought of something good!
Go home, you!
Don't wish for it!
It's too late for that!
It's too late for that! Go home!
It's too early for you to go home! Come over here!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye? No way!
Next!
Kadowaki!
Yes!
Yamamoto Iko's fairies, please say something funny and cute about her!
This is made of my dad's chest hair! Dad!
No, it's nothing like that!
Dad, you have beautiful chest hair!
And it's quite long!
No, no, no, go back.
There's a lot of people today, but who got first place?
Well, I'm glad I got it.
Did you get it?
I think I got it the most this year.
You're lying!
You're a weak judge of Kamihanki!
No, I'm not!
Good luck with Kashimohanki!
Nana-sama, please slip away as much as you like!
What's with this situation?
If you do, please do an impression of me!
No, you don't have to do it all of a sudden.
You're saying that again and again, Beat Takeshi- san!
Huh?
Hello, I'm Daka...
You bastard...
Komanetsu!
Ah...
Kyuuu!
Tsurutsururi!
Yes!
This is a report from Siberia!
With the recent landslide, flowers bloomed on the ground and a big, big rainbow appeared in the sky!
Wow! What kind of situation is that?
In order for me to save Siberia, I kept being forced to imitate people.
Donde Que?!
Hello, I'm Fukuyama Masaharu.
Wow! Awesome!
Surutsururi!
I'm getting sleepy.
Rippo, you can't!
Ah! Milky! Don't wake me up! I'll die if I sleep!
Lancer! Just a little more! A critical hit!
Got it!
Dream and hope look at each other! Dream and hope look at each other! Dream and hope look at each other!
Ah! It's falling!
Remember this! I'll make Siberia a laughing stockade again!
Wow!
We did it!
You're kidding me...
Thank you very much! Thanks to Nana-sama, King Keike left today!
It's kind of complicated... But I'm glad I was saved!
But it hurts quite a bit, doesn't it? Being called "Siberia, Siberia"...
Do you hear me, Nana-sama? We were saved thanks to you!
No matter where you are, don't forget that there are people who love and support you!
Fairy!
Well, it's time for me to say goodbye.
Until we meet again!
Thank you, fairy! I'll continue to skate with confidence!
Thank you, fairy!
Ta-dah!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you talking about?
You can't say it like that!
From the opening scene, you were so slippery.
Now you're so smooth!
You're a Chinese chef!
Your slippery oil makes your condition the worst!
Hey, oil-seeking generation!
Oil-seeking generation?
If you like oil so much,
do you want to apply slippery oil on your rough skin?
Hey! Hey!
You're so smooth!
Get out of my way!
That was scary...
Everybody! Tell me more!
We have new members.
It's time for you to tell us more.
Ishizuka, Yabushita, Yogi and Kadowaki.
These members are...
...new members.
They don't have much chance to talk like this.
How was it?
The recording studio.
Your lines were so...
You always say it like that.
Even for a stupid girl like me, I could remember it right away.
Was it easy for you to remember?
It was easier than I thought.
That's not all.
Ishizuka made a lot of mistakes today.
I'd like to apologize for that.
I'm terribly sorry!
What was difficult about it?
She'd say things like, "Hey, stupid baldie!" to her seniors.
I see!
Who's bald?
That's a relief for now.
But...
She'd say things like, "I'm not in the script, but I'm a stupid old woman!"
She said it!
She said it a couple of times.
How was it for you and your seniors?
But...
...Milky's face was a little...
Oh, it was ringing. It's a little low, but it was like that.
But I was certainly a little sleepy, so...
...Milky started stretching her arms in a chair.
No, you're doing that, so don't be nervous, kid.
I didn't think it was funny or anything like that, but...
...I was getting sleepy and I thought I'd wake up and stretch my arms.
Who was the cause of that sleepiness?
Anchi...
That's right, but in the end...
The way N.G. came out and stuff was really funny.
- The way you panicked... - Yeah, I thought that was good...
...and it came out really well, so I was like, "I'll do my best!"
- It's fun on the set, so... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And... - Yes?
- Yabushita, how do you like this recording? - I'm nervous. The ad-lib...
- N.A.B. is a show called "comedians"... - Yes.
Do you ever want to be funny or something like that?
A lot of people think that, so...
"N.A.B. = funny" and stuff like that.
I see! People ask you to do stuff like that, too!
- It gets really bad in the audience. - For real?
When you're a comedian and you do a one-shot performance...
...and you're suddenly asked to do a one-shot performance...
...and you say "wow!" and people say, "that's not funny," and you go home and...
You get a one-shot performance in such a short time in the audience!
N.A.B. might be unique!
- And there's a big age difference! - Yes.
- Right, Yogi? - Yes!
- Yogi is 13 years old! - That's right.
- He looks like an adult! - He doesn't look like an N.A.B.
N.A.B. isn't like that!
It's not like that!
It's a little different.
And the lowest is Yogi.
Right? 13 years old.
And the highest is Yohda.
I'm 21 years old.
You're 23 years old.
You said you were 23 years old.
You're wrong!
What do you think of Yogi?
Do you feel the age difference?
A lot.
Like anime.
I see!
It's not like that!
It's kind of old.
What kind of anime do you watch?
Precure or something like that.
I see!
And you, Yohda?
Sailor Moon.
You're a little younger than us.
You're still 23 years old.
But I've done a lot of concerts.
You're wrong!
I'm not 23! I'm 21!
You're wrong!
Oh, Moe-chan, you're here!
What's up?
Moe-chan, do a manzai with me.
Huh? Why? What about Sayonara?
Kobayashi-sensei at insurance school is really mad at you.
He's suspended from taking exams except for me.
Suspended? That's crazy!
Huh? Oh, what about Sayonara?
Moe-chan...
Go for it.
Go for it?!
Me?!
Breaking news from the broadcasting club.
Today's comedy live will feature a duo that was formed in a hurry.
Please watch it with warm eyes.
Good morning!
We're 2milky!
Ah...
Thank you...
Thank you so much!
Hey, Biriken, that's not right! What are you doing?!
Huh? Was it wrong?
Not at all!
But it's fine like that.
You know, I've been liking babies lately...
I think so, but...
I think it's wonderful for a woman who can breastfeed a baby.
Breastfeed a baby?
That's easy!
I'm good at it!
2milky, you can do it?!
I can!
I'm 2milky!
By the way, how do you breastfeed a machine?
I guess I use a bar called Inainai.
Inainai bar!
I'm closed!
Why are you closing it?! You're not closed!
No, Biriken-san, you have to close it properly!
I'm not Biriken!
But...
If it was a normal Inainai bar, you wouldn't laugh either...
and you'd arrange it better!
Arrange it?!
Yeah...
That person...
Inai, inai...
Sofa...
That's too lonely!
That person is Inainai sofa!
The drama is amazing!
I don't think you'd understand that emotion!
Huh?
Friends...
Inai...
Waaaahhh...
No, you're the one who's crying!
Do it a little more properly!
Was it wrong?
Not at all!
Well, there's more...
There's also "high, high" parts!
Look!
High, high
Look! "Narrow, narrow"
Where are you doing it? Do it in a wider area!
Fly, fly
Away
Don't throw it! Don't throw it! It's too wide!
And catch
Oh, thank goodness!
And release
No, you can't release it like that!
What are you doing?
Going back to the wild
Wild?
Askal!
Askal! Don't do it like that!
Hey, Milky! Do it properly! You haven't done it at all!
Can't I?
Not at all!
Alright! In times like this...
I'd like to ask Mr. Billiken to do it for me!
Who's Billiken?! That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Will the costumes in the dance studio start moving after this?
Don't do it!
We are the costume guardians of the dance club!
One day, a laughing god came and casted a spell that allowed you to become human for an hour from 2 a.m. to 1 a.m.
Do you watch "Genrin 2"?
I do! It's really funny!
It's said that the members are imitating the scripted Kansai dialect.
There are people who can do it!
But it must be hard for you to listen to a scripted Kansai dialect, right?
Yeah...
The writer also did it properly!
Don't do it!
After this, we'll show you our self-promotion!
Let's go!
I'm Kanako Kado, from Team NNV48!
My favorite entertainer is...
Sayonara Milky!
I'm curious about your body, Kawaka-chan!
Don't do it, Milky!
In order to make it back to normal, I learned how to dance!
Thank you for watching again today!
Alright!
Let's go!
Today...
We'll perform...
"Omae no Gitta-gita"!
"Omae no Gitta-gita" oil cushion...
What is it?
First of all, if I say it here...
It's slippery oil...
And the condition of the footrest...
It's the worst!
I can say it, but...