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CREATE! GAIN IT! TOO!
It's been a while, Shuu-chan.
Really? I don't feel like that at all.
I see...
Shuu-chan, you've been transferred?
Yes! Today is my first day of transfer.
Why did you transfer?
I was on a music major course, and I started thinking it might be good as a piano hobby.
When I told Riri-chan about it, she recommended me to transfer here.
I see...
Well, the main reason is that I can ride a bicycle.
And I heard that the comedy club is also looking for members.
What?! You're going to transfer?!
Yes!
But I promised Iwao-san that I'd join Yugura-san's beauty gym, so I can't come every day.
But if you're okay with it, please let me join! Thank you!
You're most welcome!
Yay!
Hm?
What's this?
A protector.
What is it for?
Jeez...
If you make the club room dirty, I'll say "kiki" with a voice like a club leader.
That surprised me!
Huh? What are you doing?
You're writing a script, right?
Yui-han is a radio script craftsman.
She said she's chasing you because you're losing your popularity recently.
Huh...
What a murderous spirit...
If I talk to it now, it'll kill me.
I'd better not touch it.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na!
Make up a new joke! Look at me!
Here comes the worst one.
While there is a pity of high school girls,
they do funny things and smile.
Pretty angel Yamada Nana!
This is the ultimate of "guess"!
Oh, no. This is no good. It's hell.
Chief!
Are you going to get killed?
Huh? What's up with you, Chief Miyuri?
Oh, Chief Miyuri was here.
We are...
Nam. Dai. Ni. Jo. Gakui. Un.
ORAIGU!
More importantly...
I, Yamamoto Itomi, will do a joke!
Oh, no...
One-shot game "Chime"
One, two, three, four!
Ken-ko-kan-kon! Kan-ka-ken-kon!
I'm sorry for being late!
Teacher?
I don't hate you.
Thank you!
Actually, I like you.
That's enough.
I'm going to the post office with this katsuobushi.
Katsuobushi! Asore! Katsuobushi! Asore! Katsuobushi!
Are you okay?
You don't look good.
Please take care of Shuu-chan.
Leave it to me! I'll teach you how to laugh!
Chief?
Sh...
Why me!?
What's up with you today?
I'd like to introduce you girls.
Hey, Kanako!
This is my friend, Kanoaki Kanako. She's the director of the Stringed Band.
Stringed Band!?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What's up with her?
She's a stringed band player who writes sentences in 5/7.
She also plays in a stringed band in Anchiwa Secondary School.
I want to play in a stringed band.
But I don't play in a stringed band now.
What about you, a stringed band player?
I'd like to play in a stringed band.
But I don't play in a stringed band now!
That's so scary!
Is she really not going to get angry?
Oh, you're from the Stringed Band!
Oh, teacher!
Oh, you guys from the Stringed Band, help me out!
There's going to be a stringed band contest soon.
A stringed band contest?
It's pretty popular among girls' high school girls.
So we'd like to scout two of you from the Stringed Band.
Stringed Band!?
Not you!
Teacher, you're fast!
Anyway, I'm counting on you!
Okay?
Good luck!
What was his name again?
Kado Aki.
I'll say it again.
Kado Aki.
What's with her? Can't she just say it normally?
She's shy!
When she's nervous, she always says it in a high- pitched voice.
That's rare!
A 42-year-old high school girl!
Who's 42?
You are, Nana-san.
I'll get angry!
But even if you tell me to cooperate...
Hmm...
A stringed band seems difficult.
Even if you ask me to do it easily...
I don't know what's right.
I'll say it in a high-pitched voice.
Okay!
You guys are so noisy!
I'm sick and tired of you!
Hey! Long-long jaw!
Long-long jaw?
I don't know who made this sword,
but it's dangerous to carry a sharp sword like this!
Put it away! You're so noisy!
Hey, Otafuku!
Otafuku?
You look like you don't like being touched.
Let me touch you.
What?
It feels good!
Excuse me! Can I have 30 of these cheeks?
Are you kidding me? Are you selling them?
Hey! Group 3 generation!
Group 3 generation?
If I touch you, I smell like hot spring.
I'm sick and tired of you!
I'm scared...
Comedy Big Slice Corner!
The topic is written in your flipbook.
Use "iwao" to say ideas.
Please think about it.
"Iwao" means...
Use "iwao" to say ideas.
"Iwao" means...
Use "iwao" to say ideas.
"Iwao" means...
I think you're a comedy genius!
"Iwao" means...
Don't exaggerate.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
I'm not that kind of person.
Can you stop pointing at me like that?
"Iwao" means...
Answer!
"Iwao" means...
Dogs...
"Iwao" means...
Barking dogs...
"Iwao" means...
Stop it!
Your way of saying it is funny.
It was good, wasn't it?
Thank you.
Let's go.
What is she doing?
If you have an instruction manual, please show it to us.
"Dekita" means...
Let's go.
Watanabe, "Iwao" means...
Squid.
Squid!
What will she say?
"Iwao" means...
Wasabi.
"Iwao" means...
Wasabi.
"Iwao" means...
Please.
What are you ordering?
If you say that, you can say anything.
You'll drop it at the end.
That kind of instruction manual...
Do you have to make it funny?
Of course!
Do you have to explain like that?
It's not instruction manual time!
Next!
Kinoshita didn't say it, right?
Let's go.
"Iwao" means...
I don't know what it means.
"Iwao" means...
I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means. "Iwao" means...
I like boobs.
What are you talking about?
My boobs are sticking out of my head.
You're a middle schooler.
Next.
Yamada. "Iwao" means...
I always think so.
"Iwao" means...
I like boobs.
"I like boobs." "Iwao" means...
Isn't it funny?
It's not funny.
If it's not funny, what should we do?
It's a talent that can't be compensated with effort.
Next.
Yamamoto. "Iwao" means...
"Iwao" means...
I like...
"I like..." "Iwao" means...
"I like..." "I remember."
What?
It's a very romantic start.
Next.
"Iwao" means...
I wonder when...
"Iwao" means...
My butt is broken.
It hasn't continued at all.
What are you talking about?
Don't say weird things.
I can drop this.
You can do it.
"Iwao" means...
Wait a minute.
You said "Iwao" means...
"Iwao" means...
We say things that are related to "Iwao" in the first place.
But we can't say the title.
"Iwao" means...
My...
"Iwao" means...
Don't touch my butt.
I'm not saying it.
At the end, you have to change it.
I just dropped it.
You didn't drop it at all. You've been holding it all along.
I'm back.
Welcome back, Yuihan.
Oh, you're Kadowaki-san from the infiltration department.
That's right, but who should cooperate with the infiltration department?
Kadowaki-san, is there anyone you know?
Excuse me.
Can I speak normally?
Oh, you're less nervous now.
I heard that Kamogawa Omoro-san is involved in this live show.
Yuihan, you're on the list.
No, I'm not an infiltrator...
It's okay, Yuihan. Of course it's okay.
But...
I'm counting on you!
Genius!
Theme "chalkboard craftsmen"
Storyboard "what you say with your real name"
writer's desire
Storyboard "neighbors' address and rivals' hearts"
at convenience store, I'll say my nickname with a chalkboard
in front of people, I don't think about it at all when I talk
Wow!
It comes up a lot!
As expected of Omoro Kamugawa!
Mr. Omoro Kamugawa, you will cooperate with us, won't you?
If you don't mind me.
However, one more person is not enough to join the group battle.
Is that so?
Done!
Here you are, Machi.
ogasawara
gekukara yondara
rawasagao
What are you talking about?
inunoshippo
gekukara yondara
posshinonui
What are you talking about?
posshinonui
What is "posshinonui"?
Done!
nichiyoubi
wagomu de nijikan asondayo
wagomu de nijikan
That's weird, isn't it?
genjou wo mitsumete ichinichi
owattayo
It's dark!
Get out of there!
Done!
kono kakudo
kono kakudo demo kawaii na
You like it, don't you?
hago nanoka
sawatte kakunin
hago datta
No, it's "hago"
What do you think it is?
dekita dekita jishisaku
yamada na na
very very cute na
joshi kousei
okansan
nuriyo sen demo
einen de
dare ga okansan ni muri shitehen wa
kono toshi de kanashii jizutsu
shijuu katta
sonna wake nai yaro
udeagaru chunen
Wonderful!
doremo
hoka no hito niwa tsukurenai
"doku no aru senryuu desu" "poisonous AC"
"sonna homen tottte!" "we can't praise you like that!"
"uchi ni homen rarete hende" "we're not praised for anything"
"de, dou suru?" "yes"
I'd like you to hire Kotani-san
"eh, watashi desuka?" "is it me?"
"nande nano?" "why?"
"watashi no senryuu doko ga dame?" "is my sense of action bad?"
"shitto desho?" "you know don't you?"
My sense of action is scary
"oshienasai!" "tell me!"
Or I won't feel at ease!
That's because you're not interesting.
Kanyaaaa!
Later, in the women's high school dragon fighting tournament which Yuihan and Lipopo participated in,
she won! Amazing, right?!
Thank you very much!
Have fun!
Can we talk for a second?
What's up, Yuihan?
I'm writing a manzai about Sayaka and Yui.
It doesn't sound like a cute manzai about Sayaka and Yui.
What kind of manzai is it?
I think it's better if it's rough.
But I think it's better if it's manly.
Sayaka and Yui are doing that manzai.
I want to watch Sayaka and Yui's manzai.
Sounds good.
What?
What?!
Announcement from the broadcasting club.
Today's comedy live will feature a combination formed in a hurry.
Please watch it with warm eyes.
Hello! We are Yokoyamamoto!
I have a question.
There are people you admire, right?
Actually, I like a rock singer.
Rock singer? Who?
I don't think you know, but she is a female rock singer famous in Canada.
Canada!
My name is Honyorara Lavi. Do you know?
Oh, I know! Chakra Lavi!
Abril Lavi!
Who is Chakra Lavi?
You?
You're the only one.
I'm sorry, but I think I'm more of a rock singer than you are.
No, no, no, you can't say that.
What part of you is a rock singer?
I usually call myself Yokoyama.
Iyazawa?
There are only a few people who call themselves Iyazawa.
That alone doesn't make you a rock singer.
I usually wear a leather jacket.
I usually wear a leather jacket when I sleep.
It's hard for me to sleep.
If I wear a leather jacket when I sleep, I can't sleep because of the heat.
But I'm definitely a rock singer.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
My hobby is playing the guitar and singing at loud volume.
I usually sleep in a big blanket.
What are you talking about?
Sleeping in a big blanket is not rock.
Good night.
Don't sleep!
Good night!
That's not cool!
Actually, since I was born, I...
No, Yokoyama was a rock singer.
Even if I say it, you'll get it right.
Since you were born, what does it mean?
My baby voice is like...
It's like a motorcycle.
It's scary.
The first word I said was "fest".
It's really rock.
It's not just "mama".
"Fes"?
"Fes".
It's really rock.
Do it again.
Again?
I like it, but I don't know what Yokoyama would say.
It's totally Iyazawa.
It's really rock.
Yuihan is definitely a rock singer.
That's right. I told you she's a rock singer.
Who's your favorite singer?
Chakral Ravi.
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Say something funny and cute!
I heard that NMB is called funny and cute idol now.
So, please say something funny and cute.
It's a very about topic, but please do your best even in it.
Yabushita!
Yes!
Yabushita, please say something funny and cute.
Wow! This soft cream looks like poop!
Don't say that!
Don't say that, stupid!
I did my best, didn't I?
No, you didn't!
How can you say that in a service area, stupid?
Next, Yogi!
Yes!
Yogi, please say something funny and cute!
I'd like you to go out with me, but...
That's weird!
What's that?
That's not funny and cute!
Next, Sayanei!
Say something funny and cute!
I don't care! I'd like you to go out with me!
That's it!
Look at this!
It's short like this, and there's no content.
If you could say something funny and cute, it would be on the first page of this book.
Lastly, Hitomiko!
Please say something funny and cute!
I'm still an idol!
Your movement is amazing!
What's with you?!
Even the way you run when you come out is funny!
That's good, that's good!
Okay, next! Watanabe!
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Watanabe, please say something funny and cute!
Hey, hey...
Please...
Let me smell your shoes!
What's with you?!
Don't stick to me!
You're too cute!
Oh...
Are you wearing a yokka?
No, I'm not!
I'm not wearing one!
Let me smell it!
You're amazing!
Oh, it's okay!
Oh, don't say it!
Don't wear my yokka!
It'll all disappear!
Okay, next!
Kotani!
Yes!
Kotani, please say something funny and cute!
Dad!
Wow, you came out of it!
I thought I had to say something, but...
You said you had to say something, but "dad" came out of it!
It might have been the best topic for "funny and cute"!
Okay, next!
Yamada, can you do it?!
Don't you think the height of your hand is low compared to the content?
You can do it, right?
I'm not confident, but...
If you're not confident, then go home!
No!
I'll call the Tokyo Metro right away!
No! No! No!
Okay, let's go!
Yamada, please say something funny and cute!
Hey, it's starting to rain!
Do you want to go home with me?
Okay, let's go home.
Why are you kicking me?!
What kind of story is this?!
You really should go back to Osaka!
Bye-bye!
You! Go home with a string!
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Someday, a laughing god will come...
and cast a spell on us...
so we can become human for an hour from 2 a.m. to 1 a.m.
Today's show was really fun!
Yes!
I've been with you for over a year now...
Really?
It's my first time seeing you work so hard.
Really?!
That's right!
You can do it!
Up next...
A little self-confidence announcement!
Come at me, you bastard!
Next time on "MMB40"...
A fairy from Slipperyland comes!
Slippery!
Come at me! Come at me! Come at me! Come at me!
Come at me!
You bastard!
You're not coming!
I'll kick you! If you don't come, you'll die!
I'll kick you!
Don't miss it next week!
I'm Yui Takano of Team M!
Bye-bye!
A word from a pure and beautiful girl of Slipperyland...
Go ahead!
A word from a pure and beautiful girl of Slipperyland...
Go ahead!
I have no regrets in my life.
Why did you say "Lao"?
Don't say things like "Lao"!
Raise your hand and say it!