AISubs v3.5
I don't know what I'm doing, but I can't help it.
Geez, what are you doing?!
You guys are too much of a joke!
We were all working hard on the collaboration skit with the hero club, but you put weird ad-libs in and knocked down the speaker!
It's a grave offense!
I'm sorry...
Come on, Sayaka, that's enough!
Don't get it all over your chin like that...
My head?!
Who's getting it all over their chin?!
You remember, didn't you?!
We were all working hard on the collaboration skit with the hero club, but you put weird ad-libs in and knocked down the speaker!
My head?!
But I was so surprised...
The speaker was all over the place...
We were all working so hard...
I'm so sorry...
But Iwao-san fixed it up for me, and it was a huge help!
I mean, there were 24 of them!
I thought there wouldn't be a speaker in our next week's comedy show...
But it was a big deal!
You're right...
You're a bearded god!
Thank you!
Where's your money?
Thank you!
Thank you for your beard!
But, manager...
You're late!
I'm sure you went to fix up the speaker, didn't you?
Manager!
Welcome back!
I'm glad you fixed up the speaker!
I dropped it...
Huh?
I dropped it...
You dropped it?!
No way!
I dropped the speaker!
I dropped it!
I dropped my speaker recently.
The 240,000 yen you gave me.
You dropped it all?
Yes.
Are you serious? What are you doing?
Everyone, what should I do?
Isn't it somewhere? Did you look for it properly?
I looked for it in my bag and desk, but I couldn't find it!
You're in a bad situation, Sui.
It's not the time for you to say that.
What should I do?
I can't do it without a live speaker next week.
I'm sorry, everyone.
I'm not ready yet.
I'll take this responsibility and do my best!
Don't think too much about it.
Calm down, manager.
What should we do?
It can't be helped.
Let's all work together and earn money.
That's the only way.
If we all work together, we can do it.
I'll do my best.
It's my responsibility.
The hero club will cooperate, too!
I'll do my best!
Everyone!
Let's all collect money and get together again.
Let's work hard and earn money!
I'm tired.
- Good work. - Good work.
- What were you four doing? - Working part-time at a toy store.
- I was a guide next door. - We played with the kids at the amusement park.
- It was tough. - What about you?
- We were at a shrine. - That's right, we were at a shrine.
- They welcomed us with open arms. - "Here is your charm."
- "May your wishes come true." - I see.
- When Milky comes, we'll all gather. - Okay!
- "Here is your tissue." - "Here is your tissue."
- "Here is me instead of the tissue." - You don't like me at all.
- How is it? Look at me! I'm cute, aren't I? I wanted to try it once.
- It's not about making your own wishes come true. - Well, it was like that for all of us.
- For now, let's put out the money we earned and count it. - Yeah, let's count it.
- It's 40,000 yen in total. - That's not good at all.
- Even if we work this hard, it's only 40,000 yen. - It's hard to earn money.
- 200,000 yen is not enough. - Why can't we get a speaker?
- Hmm... - What should we do?
- It looks like you're in trouble. - That voice!
- Excuse me? - Yoshida-san of the PR department?
That's right! I'm Yoshida Akari, the most talented, outstanding, and well-dressed elite PR department director!
- As always, you're pushing me hard! - I'm also Yoshida-san's deputy director, Ohta Yuri!
- Attention, please! - Sorry, but I'm busy with Ankara right now.
Oh, is it okay? I've brought you a great story that will pay for the repair of your speakers!
- Yoshida-san, how do you know that story?! - Our PR department sees everything!
- But... - There's no need for it.
- Yoshida-sama, Yoshida-sama, what is it you're talking about? Please let me hear it! - You're talking too much!
Actually, our Yoshida Finance will be holding a contest where sponsors of airlines come up with image models.
An image model contest?
Yes! If you win the contest, you can win 200,000 yen in prize money.
It's coming up! It's coming up right now!
Bad! Bad! Bad!
But!
There is one condition for the contest.
Condition?
Sponsors are looking for a black-haired short girl like Matsuko Natsume and Yuki Yoshida who has been around for many years.
A pure black-haired short girl?
Yes, a black-haired short girl.
If that's the case, you should do it, Sayaka!
Huh? Me? I'm not a character.
Okay, it's decided! 200,000 yen in prize money, get!
Hey, listen to me!
Bad! But! Bad! But! Bad! But!
What else is there?
For the contest, one group of three people is required to participate.
One group of three people, huh...
I need two more people...
Hmm... What should we do?
Isn't there just the right one?
Ta-dah!
Two groups always have a perfect combination!
That's right! We are...
One, two...
Numbers!
Amateurs!
Students!
All of them!
No, we're not in sync at all...
Sorry...
Ah!
Just right!
I don't like it!
Why!? Stop it!
You're embarrassing me!
You're not my character!
Be quiet!
It's for the speaker repair!
I don't know!
You dropped it in Yamada Gunkan!
Machine, we're ready!
Okay!
Now, we're ready!
Now, let's welcome the three girls with black hair and short hair!
First one!
No. 2 Girls Academy Our Live! Akari Ishizuka!
The second one is...
No. 2 Girls Academy Our Live! Director Momoka Kinoshita!
And the last one is...
No. 2 Girls Academy Our Live! Ace Sayaka Yamamoto!
You're so cute!
You're so cute! I'm gonna kiss you!
What is this? Are you kidding me?
What is this? It's not funny!
Can I wear this?
It's not your character at all.
A little bit! Don't you use such crude words with pure black hair and short hair?
I did!
Hey! Momoka! You shouldn't use such crude words like that!
I'm sorry, Milky! But it's not like that!
We're in a pinch! Momoka, help me!
I can't refuse your request, Milky!
Don't worry, Milky! Leave it to me!
You guys! When did you get here?!
Wow! She's not in her right mind!
No. 2 Girls Academy Our Live!
I'm glad we could win.
You three were wonderful.
You were so cute.
I'm emotional.
Hey, you.
Do the commercial for the airline you did in the contest.
Huh?
Are you done?
Are you kidding me?
Huh? You won't do it for me?
I will! I will! I will!
Come on! I will! I will!
Come on! Let me do it!
I want to see you all the time.
I want to hear you all the time.
When I'm with you, my heart is always in the blue sky.
I want to be with you all the time.
Ranba International Airport.
So cute!
This is the worst!
But we can fix the speakers now.
I know, right?
I was worried for a moment.
Thank you so much, you three!
Okay, I'll go pay for the repairs.
Please do.
Make sure you drop it properly.
Put it in the bag.
Oh.
What's wrong?
The repair fee I got from Hiwao...
It was in the back of the bag!
What?!
By accident...
I dropped it.
No!
I'm sorry!
What's this?
To Nana-chan.
Today's comedy stage should be Nana-chan's.
Yes, that's it.
I think the pin story is tough.
I thought of a story where Nana-chan's spinning power lives.
It's a variable trio manzai.
I think it's troublesome to choose a partner,
so please try to team up with the two who first entered the clubroom.
Do your best.
Oh, it's a script.
Whee! Whee!
Hello! I'm Yamamoto Hitomi of Namba Secondary School's Oa Live.
It's been a while, but I'm here!
Yes! Don't stare too much!
From Hitomi's eyes to everyone's eyes!
Hitomi beam! Beam!
I'm Yamamoto Hitomi, a third-year middle school student from Osaka.
As a greeting, I'll do a one-shot gag!
One-shot gag.
Drink's Flow.
Goku. Goku. Goku.
Tukutukutututuru. Tukututututututuru.
It's you guys...
Hm? What?
Breaking news from the broadcasting club.
Today's comedy live seems to be one or more.
If you have time, please come!
Thank you!
We three are doing it, but please remember only our faces and names!
Can you know us or wink for us?
It's hard to understand. I don't know even if you wink at me.
Can you look at us with white eyes?
It's disgusting. I don't like it when customers look at me with white eyes.
Eight!
Eight? What are you talking about?
Nana-san, I think...
What do you think?
Since we are doing it together, I think we should add a new role.
A new role? What do you mean?
For example, bokeh, tsukkomi and hikkomi.
Hikkomi? What's that?
Shall we try it?
Thank you!
We three are doing it, but please remember only our faces and names!
Can you know us or wink for us?
It's hard to understand. I don't know even if you wink at me.
What are you doing?
It's hikkomi!
Don't interrupt me!
Even if you say bokeh, tsukkomi and hikkomi, I don't know what to do with customers.
How about bokeh, tsukkomi and telling us when to laugh?
Telling us when to laugh?
It's easier to understand manzai.
Really?
Thank you!
We three are doing it, but please remember only our faces and names!
Can you know us or wink for us?
It's hard to understand. I don't know even if you wink at me.
Now!
It's embarrassing.
Who is laughing now?
Me.
Are you laughing?
Now!
Stop it!
I can't understand you anymore!
Look! It's bokeh, tsukkomi and aori!
Aori?
Thank you!
The three of us are doing it, but please remember only our faces and names!
Can you wink and say you know about us?
After this, Yamada Nana will start bokeh, tsukkomi and aori!
No, don't raise the hurdle!
It's out of order!
No, it's embarrassing!
If you raise the hurdle first, you won't receive it!
And you guys haven't done it at all!
That's right! After all, manzai is bokeh and tsukkomi!
Anchu and I will do it together!
No, I will...
Now!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
I want to meet a demon like this!
In this show, we have "shakurei devil" and "suberu devil" and many other devils,
but a demon is originally a scary being and you don't want to meet a demon like this,
but if you're a demon like this, let's meet a demon like this!
If you're ready...
Okasara!
Yes!
Okasara, "I want to meet a demon like this!"
Go ahead!
Mmm... you're making me blush, devil!
That's it! I want to meet you!
Right?
No matter how long my tail is, I want to meet you!
Yes, yes!
Now, shall we go?
Yes!
Kinoshita!
Yes!
Let's go!
Kinoshita's "I want to meet a demon like this!"
Go ahead!
Hello, I'm Pero-chan!
Today, I'm cosplaying as a demon for self-defense!
Mmm... she's my girlfriend!
Why do you keep bringing up my girlfriend?!
No, it's like you said on TV...
I won't let you cosplay as a demon like that!
Then what should I wear?
Your uniform!
- Here! - Is it real? - It's a comedy, right?
It's an adult's confidence, right?
- Here we go! - Here we go!
- Can you do it, Yamamoto? - It's okay!
- Right? - Believe me! - Alright, let's go!
- Byoudo Hitomi, what exactly are you as a demon? - Actually...
I'm not a demon...
I'm an engine!
You're amazing!
You changed the setting!
- You're actually an engine! - I thought it might be okay...
- No, it's not okay at all! - Oh, it's okay!
- Yeah, I want to meet you! You're an engine, right? - Oh, I did it!
- Are you a demon? - Engine!
- That's nice! - Alright, let's go!
- Watanabe! Can you do it? - Yes!
You can do it, right? What kind of demon do you want to meet?
If I'm with you...
I can fall down to the bottom of hell...
No, it's not hell!
- That's not hell! - You tricked me!
- What? I didn't trick you! - You tricked me!
You said "live" trick!
- You said "live" trick! - That's right!
- You said "live" trick! - You said "live" trick!
- Don't say things like "tricked you"! - Fero - chan...
Is he late today? What is he doing?
Why does he have to say things like "tricked you"?
- Alright, let's go! - Yes!
Kotani!
Kotani, can you do "I want to meet this kind of demon"?
Oh, it's hard to live in misery!
No, I want to meet you!
I want to meet you and go to a chain store bar!
I want to encourage you!
Thank you!
Go back!
Next!
Yes!
You can do it, right?
Yes!
You are a spare table, right?
Yes!
You can't be a spare table!
Yes!
You have to be a pocket angel!
Pocket angel!
Do you understand?
Yes!
Right?
Do you understand?
OK!
I want to meet a devil like you!
Please!
Well, everyone!
Devil!
Fight me!
Go to hell!
Change your address and make it hell!
No!
I want to live on earth!
Change your address and make it hell!
Please!
Do you understand?
Next!
Yamamoto, can you do it?
Yes!
Yamamoto Hitomi!
I want to meet a devil like you!
Please!
Devil! Devil! How are you?
You are amazing!
The wrapping is amazing, but when you open it, it's empty!
It's thin inside!
Yes!
But it's OK!
You have the courage to do it!
Yes!
That's good!
Great!
Can you do it?
What?
Can you do it?
If you can do it, it's OK!
In the meantime, let's go!
Ishizuka!
I'm sorry if the title of the show is different!
No problem!
Let's go, Ishizuka!
I want to meet a devil like you!
Please!
Devil's "ah"!
Me and devil's "ku"!
Waiting in the dark!
Cute!
Finally, devil's "mah!"
Why did you say "waiting" all of a sudden?
I like it!
Go back!
That's good!
OK!
Yamamoto, can you do it?
Can you give me about five hours?
How much do you want?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Well...
Souvenirs!
Souvenirs?!
The explanation is about it!
Well...
Before...
Didn't we do it before?
Yes, we did!
I bought it in the rain!
I bought it!
Speak properly, manager!
I bought it!
This is for me!
Yes, yes!
Yes!
Here you go!
What is this?
Ah!
B-san!
Yes!
What is it?
It says "all over your feet"!
Ah, that's good!
I chose all of them!
I see!
I chose the color too!
Ah, you chose pink?
Yes!
Thank you!
I guess you step on your own name when you wear it...
But it's an order made one!
An order made one!
I see!
I wear it when I go to the beach!
This is good! This is good! Give it to me! Give it to me!
Well, of course! Of course!
We all worried about it!
Really? Of course!
Okinawa has a lot of souvenirs!
That's right! That's right!
This is one of them!
I'm looking forward to it!
Well, I'll give it to you!
I always carry oil paper with me!
Oh, you're right!
I carry it with me!
What I need is...
Is there anyone in Okinawa who buys oil paper?
But it's glossy!
No, it's glossy!
Oh, you're right!
It's glossy oil paper!
When I'm in the studio,
I feel like I'm being slapped on the face!
Do you think like that?
I don't think like that!
Everytime I don't know what you want me to do!
I don't know what you want me to do!
I'm sorry about that!
If you don't think like that,
I can't give you enough oil paper!
You should give me more food!
I don't know what you like or not!
Don't you know?
What are you asking me?
I got it!
Well,
I carry oil paper with me!
Is it good?
No, it's not good!
This is 3,000 yen,
and this is 97,000 yen!
Are you kidding me?!
You!
Smart! New segment!
Do you want me to say something?
We are the costume guardians of the comedy club!
One day, a laughing god came and
casted a spell
that allowed us to become human
for only one hour in the middle of the night!
Oh, there's a camera!
Do you want me to say something?
Thank you for watching our game show tonight!
Good night!
After this, we have a little self-study time!
I'm Yamamoto Shomi of Team M of NMB48.
Next week's entertainer is Kado Aki's "Senryubu o Tasukeyou"!
It's Kado Aki! I'll say it again! It's Kado Aki!
The girls' high school "Senryu" competition is cooperating with "War Live"!
"Kaera City"!
And of course, "Ad-lib Corner" too!
Make sure you watch it!
Good bye, Haruka! See you later!
Let's meet Yamamoto's busy devil!
Mrs. Debbie lives next to my house.
But in the devil world, they call me "Mrs. Devil".
What's that? Don't say that!
Mrs. Debbie is in trouble.
It's the first time I've said it.
It's you, Yamamoto!
Please cut it out.
Your pride is terrible.