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(Whistling)
(Knocking)
Excuse me.
If you're bothering me, go home.
Okay, I'll come back.
What's up with you?
You guys are noisy as always.
Why are you guys here?
We thought of you when we came here.
Mr. Goto asked us to come to his show.
Mr. Goto?
Excuse me.
Who are you?
I'm Kondo of the broadcasting club.
Please come in.
Thank you.
What's up with you?
You said it all by yourself.
What's up with you today?
I'm Rii-chan of the broadcasting club.
I know that.
I'm sorry for being late.
What's up with you?
You're Ms. Yumi Tsuenari.
You're famous, right? I know you.
So, what's up with you today, Rii-chan?
Mr. Goto asked me to come here.
Mr. Goto?
I knew you'd kill me.
When I saw you, you were wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt.
No, I'm not.
What are you talking about?
Oh, you guys are together.
Can we talk for a second?
Hello, everyone.
I'm Yagura of the beauty club.
This is Yagura of the beauty club of Namba Girls Academy.
In the beauty club, only cute girls like school posters and pamphlets can join.
That's right. We'll be the cute girls of Namba Girls Academy.
Cute.
Beautiful.
That's the cute girls club.
Cute.
There are cute girls.
You're supposed to laugh.
You can't judge cute things right away.
So, Yagura-san, what's up today?
Yagura-san says she's in trouble, so why don't you ask her?
She's in trouble?
Yes.
I see.
A contest called "Miss Angel" will be held in Osaka City tomorrow.
"Miss Angel"?
"Miss Angel" is a contest where pure and cute girls compete like angels.
Oh, "Miss Angel".
Just the sound of it is cute.
There is also a girls' high school group category.
Of course, I also want to participate in the girls' beauty category, but...
Unfortunately, the joint school explanation meeting and diary are overshadowed...
That's a lot of work.
Now I can go out alone, but I don't have enough members...
So today, I'm looking for a pure and cute girl who will go out with me to "Miss Angel".
That's why I came here after consulting with Yagura.
Please cooperate with me.
Well, to be honest...
If you win there...
This?
Isn't it good?
Let's make money!
That's right!
Can we do it?
Yes!
If you're funny and cute, I'm sure you can do it!
Well, well...
The truth of being cute is...
You're scary!
Don't you have a concept of humility?
"Miss Angel" contest started this year...
Miss Angel wants to win the girls' beauty category no matter what!
Please!
Please help us win the girls' beauty category!
That's right!
That's not the pose you ask for!
Cute!
Help me! Help me!
You're really cute, but you're weak!
Well...
Broadcasting club and maid club, please cooperate with me!
Got it!
Maid club's job is to help people in trouble!
Understood, master!
That's a good point!
I'm not going to help you!
Are you stupid or stupid?
You have a bad mouth!
This "bubble generation" is annoying!
Who is "bubble generation"?
"Bubble generation"? What are you talking about?
Well...
Even so, there are only a limited number of participants.
Today, I want you to prove your "angelic" charm!
So!
Today...
We're going to audition for your "angelic" charm!
"Funny eyes weird girl"!
This time, we're going to have you say...
"Funny eyes weird girl" even though you're funny girls!
Yes!
Now!
Anyone?
Yes!
You're fast!
Everyone!
Hey, adults!
You're losing your commitment!
Even if you're lying, raise your hands!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
If you say "yes, yes, yes!", I'll hit you!
Got it?
Yes!
Let's go! Anyone?
Yes!
"Funny eyes weird girl"!
Yes!
"Yes" is wrong!
"Funny eyes weird girl" is useful!
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
"Funny eyes weird girl"'s funny eyes weirdness!
Poor you...
I got caught in a bad spell and became a turtle...
I'm not a turtle!
I'm not a turtle, you idiot!
Did you send me about four cokes?
That's all?
What's that?
Let's go one by one!
Okasawara!
Can I use it?
Are you going to use something?
There's no such rule.
I can't think of anything.
That's fine. Let's go!
Your funny words, please!
Oh, this?
I made a Cupid out of Bakun!
What are you doing?
The material is weird.
I can't get it.
Ok, one by one!
Kondo!
Your funny words, please!
One hamburger, please!
Can I pay with a dongle?
No, you can't do that!
What's that?
Don't act like a raccoon!
Are you crazy?
I'm not a turtle!
There's Meruen in it!
Meruen?
There's Meruen and funny words in it!
Can you do it?
Yamamoto! Yamamoto's funny words in Meruen!
Marshmallow!
What are you saying?
Meruen!
Meruen and Marshmallow are different!
What kind of system do you have?
It's cute!
You're getting better!
Let's go! Yamamoto!
OK, Jonishi!
Jonishi's Meruen and funny words in Meruen!
Oh, Covid-san, I've found you! Mom, can I wear a jacket?
All seven of you will die!
OK, someone!
Let's go with the youngest member!
Kawagami!
You can do it, right?
What's with you?
Don't make your relatives laugh!
Kawagami!
Kawagami's Meruen and funny words in Meruen!
Wow, you're like a feathered fairy!
Wait, you're going to fly!
No, no!
It's hard for me to say things like that!
How long have you been here?
About four months.
That's scary!
OK, go back!
Let's go!
Kotani!
Kotani's Meruen and funny words in Meruen!
Meruen, Meruen... Huh? This Meruen...
What's with you?
You come here and go with a joke?
Hey, Meruen, Meruen... Meruen, say it! What did you say?
Rice.
I want to eat.
Rice... You're annoying!
You're the one who sends food to your mother!
What do you want to eat?
Ramen.
Oh, nice! What ramen?
Soy sauce ramen.
Soy sauce ramen is nice, isn't it? It's light and nice.
Yeah, what else do you like to eat?
White rice.
White rice, here it is! Oh, it's ramen and rice! It's the best!
I've never done it before.
You've never done it before? Why is it a manzai?
It's not a manzai, it's a stand-up story!
It's scary!
Go back!
You're amazing!
Mr. Goto, you're really...
No, no, Mr. Goto, you're really amazing, but...
Huh? When you say white rice, is it half of my sweat?
Amazing!
Okay, let's go on!
Okay, one person!
Here it is!
Yamada.
Yamada, please say something funny and funny!
When I went to France, I became a French bread!
What are you going to do about it?
Hey, what are you really going to do about it?
French bread.
What have you been doing from season one to season two?
Huh? Go back!
It's okay, it's okay. I can imitate French bread.
Wait a minute!
No, Mr. Goto!
Can you imitate French bread?
No, Mr. Goto!
Come here for a second.
Go ahead!
Imitate it!
French bread!
I see.
That's because of you!
That was intense and funny!
You're the main culprit!
She's the accomplice, though.
That's right.
Do it properly one more time!
I did it! French bread, too!
Don't even think about French bread!
You don't even need French bread!
I don't like it!
Say something funny! Go ahead!
This is the candy that makes you funny when you eat it.
Thank you for the food!
Oh! It's funny now!
The candy's expiration date is expired!
What's that? It's not funny at all!
Dad!
What's that?
Dad!
So, how was it, Yagura?
Everyone was like angels!
I see!
Then, let's announce the members who will participate in the Miss Angel Contest!
Yes, I understand.
Well...
I think I'm pretty good at this, angel.
I'm your only angel!
I will accompany you to heaven!
You look pretty good as an angel.
It's all right.
Well, I have no choice but to take off my clothes to earn money.
Then, I will announce who will participate in the Miss Angel Contest.
First of all, Watanabe-san!
Yay!
Joachim-san!
Yes, understood!
Kondo-san!
Yes!
Rin-chan!
Yamada-san!
Huh? Me?
Ah, yes!
That's all.
Well, if it's these members, I might agree.
You guys do your best!
Yes!
And...
I have another request for you, Yamamoto-san.
Huh?
What is it?
Next up is Entry No. 3!
Ranba Girl Academy!
Fu-el!
Miu-el!
Ken-el!
Dana-el!
Rin-el's five angels!
Pretty Girls Club!
Maids Club!
Broadcasting Club!
And from the Comedy Club...
An angel with an ellipsis has arrived!
If this is heaven that angels like to take me to, I want to go there!
Thank goodness!
I'm back!
Welcome back!
I felt like I became a real angel and it was fun!
You were really cute, Rii-chan!
You too, Zenmon! You're all like real angels! You're so cute!
Really? Thank you!
I'm glad!
You're so cute!
You're really cute!
You look good too, Onee-chan!
Yagura-chan has a good eye!
She's perfect for you!
That appeal time was awesome!
Say it again!
Okay! I got it!
Yamamoto-san, can you do that story for me?
What? Do it!
Why do I have to do this?
I am a devil! I will push humans into hell!
It's so bright!
I am Foel!
I am Mier!
I am Keier!
I am Nanael! I am Riel! We are your angels!
Let's go to heaven! Hold me tight! I don't like it if you talk!
Cute! Really cute! I'm healed! I'm embarrassed!
What do you mean "angels"?
You're cute!
I don't like it if you talk!
You're useless!
I'm sorry. I really wanted to be an angel.
I don't want to be an angel! Get sick! Lose your house! And go to hell!
I wanted to be an angel.
Why are you an angel? That's what I don't like about you.
What do you mean?
That's why I became an angel.
Who is an angel?
If an angel like you comes to me, I will change myself.
I don't care! I want to see you sometimes!
Then who is an angel?
But I won thanks to your wonderful performance! Thank you very much!
But you look like a devil.
Really! You look like a real devil!
You look like a devil!
You guys!
I will send you to hell!
Watanabe-san
Where did you go, Milky? It's almost your turn, isn't it?
You're right. He's always suddenly gone.
Excuse me?
What's up?
Actually, Watanabe-san doesn't seem to be able to make it in time for today's manzai.
What? What's that? What about manzai?
Breaking news!
Today's comedy live will feature a combination that was formed in a hurry!
Please watch it with warm eyes!
I'm Sayanochi! Nice to meet you!
Hello, everyone!
What are you doing? Come here!
Well, you know, recently...
Where are you going? You're going there, aren't you?
Oh, my goodness! Sayanochi's mischief activated!
I'm sorry for bringing you weird things!
Mischief! Mischief! In English, it's "d.i.f.e."!
I know you say it a lot, but I have something I want to do. Will you listen to me?
No!
Why not?
Anyway, earplugs are soft, aren't they?
Wait, wait, wait!
Do you like right earplugs or left earplugs more?
The one who said "right earplugs"!
What are you talking about? I'm not interested!
Can you not?
It's earplugs!
Ouch!
I'm not talking about anything!
Just listen to me!
All right! Let's listen!
I want to move!
I see! You want to fix your mischief!
Don't say that! Don't say you want to move!
Just listen to me!
All right! Let's listen!
What I'm particular about when I'm looking for a room is...
First of all, staying calm!
Oh! Staying calm! This is important!
Why? I can't stay calm at home!
Do you want mochi? It's delicious!
It is delicious, but...
I can't stay calm in my room alone!
Next, it's important to have a family room!
For me, it's a twin room!
For me, it's a one-room house!
One-room house and a private room!
A big room!
And! A toilet!
What's with you?!
You've been eating weird stuff for a while now!
Huh? Was it wrong?
It's not wrong at all!
One-room house and a private room and a toilet...
It's just a smore!
I'm really sorry!
I'm really not going to say anything!
I'll put lipstick in your mouth!
Don't say that! You'll put it in your mouth!
It's just a smore!
Why are you putting lipstick in my mouth?!
You've been licking me for a while now!
No way! I'm not licking you!
I'm the only one who can lick you!
Wow! I'm jealous!
You're young! You're completely licking me!
Well, just look at me!
You've already found a place for me to stay calm in a circus!
What do you mean?
I'm staying calm at the end of this manzai!
Don't say such good things!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Stinky!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Now, pure and beautiful girls will say a word that pure and beautiful girls will never say in front of the camera.
OK?
OK!
OK, Kinoshita!
Yes!
Now, Kinoshita, a word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Well, it's delicious to eat grilled meat with other people's money!
What is it?
It does smell.
What is it? Isn't it an old man's way of saying it?
No, it's true.
Now, what is it?
Now, Ogasawara!
Yes!
Now, Ogasawara, a word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Ah! Breasts!
She will never say that!
What is it?
Now, Yokoyama!
Yes!
Now, Yokoyama, a word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Ugh! This is also delicious!
What are you eating?
Pretty girls don't eat hormones or anything like that!
Ah, you're right.
Now, Ogasawara!
Yes!
Now, Yamamoto!
Yes!
Now, Yamamoto, a word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
You're a human!
The theme is wide. Don't say about human as a whole.
Now, let's go. Takano! A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
I try to say big words once in three hours.
That's a lot.
Is it OK for you to say this?
Next! Yoshida!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Hey, it's fun to brush our teeth together, isn't it?
What kind of style is that?
Hey, say something!
Your voice is different from what I expected.
Next! Watanabe!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Hey, hey, you mean my hair?
Hey, who are you asking?
Do it yourself! Become miso or cream!
OK, next! Yamamoto!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Let's go!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Who told you to take a bath first?
Your style is too bad.
Who are you angry with?
Because I took a bath first.
That's not good.
Next! A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
I finally ate it!
Next time on "Before We Sleep"...
The entertainers will...
The chairman will lose his salary!
Nomaki!
To earn money, everyone will work part-time!
Tissue sales!
Take me!
In addition, various members will challenge the Miss Contest!
"Ranba International High School"!
I would be happy if you could watch it next week as well!
Thank you!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
Let's go, Yamamoto!
Yes!
A word that pure and beautiful girls will never say!
"Nigirippe"!
You're honest!
Even in "Before We Sleep", you did a good job!
I was often told that!
Who told you that?
My brother!