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Good evening, everyone. I'm Yamada Nana, the chief of our live.
This time, nine players will appear in our live.
First of all, Sayamiruki.
Before you go to bed tonight, please smile a little.
I'll give you what I came up with.
Read it for me.
Got it?
Start with your waist.
Here.
That's it.
Here we go.
Cha-cha-la-cha-la-cha-la-cha-cha-cha.
When you're twenty years old, you can drink alcohol.
One person per person. Cha-cha-la-cha-la-cha-la- cha-cha.
What are you doing, old woman?
Director, what did you just tell Ripopo?
Oh, me?
Who's an old woman?
What did you just tell Ripopo?
What did I tell you?
One or two lines of my original story.
Are you serious?
You're completely lying.
What?
Who's what? Are you lying?
No, it's just like you, Ms. Kaukau.
Ms. Kaukau's "just like you"?
I was lied to!
You're annoying.
Lying about someone else's story is the coldest thing.
If you get cold like the director, what will you do?
What do you mean?
I don't lie about other people's stories!
What a fire!
That's it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, you guys!
Yes, teacher?
Everyone says I'm cold.
As expected of the laughing winter general.
Who's the laughing winter general?
Teacher, who's that girl?
As expected of you, Yamamoto!
Shaku Radar's sensitivity is excellent, isn't it?
This is not an antenna.
This girl is a transfer student from Tokyo.
Transfer student?!
Yes, a transfer student.
Does a transfer student from Tokyo have anything to do with laughing?
This Yoboyama Yui-chan is...
I love laughing so much that I want you to call me.
Really?
You like laughing, don't you?
Alright! Now we have one member!
There are six of us now.
There are four people left until our goal.
You look like you're in a good mood again, but are you okay?
No, but it seems like she's writing lyrics for a radio show or something like that.
Are you a lyricist?
That's amazing!
Well, there are a lot of lyricists.
No, no, it's not like that.
You know, in the future, you want to be a writer, don't you?
Writer?
You want to be a lyricist?
I can't be a comedian, but I can be a writer.
Or maybe I shouldn't underestimate writers?
Hey, don't say that!
Anyway, Yoboyama, I'm counting on you guys!
Let's go!
What kind of laughing do you like?
All kinds of laughing.
Do you think I'm cute?
Yes.
Why do you like laughing?
Because it's funny.
How would you rate my cuteness?
A hundred points, I guess.
Can you write comedy?
Just in case.
Do you think I'm cute even from a Tokyo person's point of view?
You're always asking weird questions.
Everyone's asking funny questions, and you're the only one confirming your cuteness.
Since a Tokyo person is here, I'd like to confirm it.
Well, I'd like to hear about Tokyo's funny things, too.
Um...
What's up?
I'm a transfer student from Tokyo, but I was born in Kyoto.
Kyoto?
I spent my middle school years in Kyoto.
Because of my dad's job, I lived in Tokyo for only two years.
Well, you're already a Kansai person.
That's right.
Come on, you should've said that earlier!
I'm Yomotsu Yuka. Nice to meet you.
Don't be scared. This isn't a knife.
Where in the world is there a knife?
I'm Yamada, the club president.
I'm not a writer, but I'll tell you about comedy from the beginning.
No, I can't do that.
By the way, you said you were a calligrapher.
I'm not that great of a calligrapher.
What's your pen name?
Kamogawa Omoro.
K-k-k-k-kamogawa Omoro?!
No, it's not Donaghistan.
It's Kamogawa Omoro, that legendary calligrapher!
He's a calligrapher with a terrifying speech power of 99%.
He's recognized many professional comedians.
I didn't know Kamogawa Omoro was in a girls' course.
You're Kamogawa Omoro?!
For now.
Are you that great of a person?
Recognizing professional comedians means you're on a different level from us.
I'm sorry for all of my mistakes!
I'm so sorry!
Stop it.
Um...
What's going on here?
If you're that great of a person,
wouldn't you watch our show and give us a positive feedback?
That's it!
You're saying such good things!
Please!
Watch our show and give us feedback!
Please!
Feedback, you say...
All you have to do is watch it.
That's right!
That's exactly right!
Got it.
All you have to do is watch it.
Hooray!
Thank you!
And we asked Yokoyama-san...
No, Yuihan-san...
To watch our show, so...
Stay right here!
Hyokoyama-san, what did you think of it?
I hope you don't say that again.
It was fun.
Don't say that again.
I don't care what you say. I hope you don't say that again.
It was really fun.
See? She said it was fun.
I'm glad.
Chief, shut up.
I hope you don't say that again, Sensei.
First, sayamiruki.
Yes!
The first bokeh is long.
Beginners don't wait for that long.
At first, do 100% bokeh and hold it.
Don't put it on your ally.
And the number of bokehs is small.
The longer the distance between bokeh and bokeh is, the higher the hurdle.
And you can't get over that hurdle.
If you do that, you'll increase the number of bokehs and increase the tempo.
You'll never win in a show race.
I see...
Next, Manager.
Yes!
A bokeh is either an overwhelming speech, an overwhelming character, or an overwhelming idea.
You can't get over it.
To be honest, none of them are bokehs.
You can't win in a show race by yourself.
If you're not ready for it, ask someone else to form a show race with you.
I see...
Last, your storyboard.
Yes!
The fun of setting and the fun of unfolding don't come to me.
I'm satisfied with the idea of a dot saying, "Wouldn't it be fun if this happened here and there?"
After that, I think carefully about "Wouldn't it be fun if this unfolded like this?" and draw a dot.
That's a storyboard.
That's all.
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Now, I'd like to introduce myself as a transfer student.
And I'd like you to say something funny.
Is there anyone?
Yamamoto!
Let's make fun of Yamamoto as a transfer student.
Nice to meet you, everyone. I'm a transfer student from Chiba Prefecture.
Wow!
I'm glad you transferred here.
I'm glad.
What's with you? Don't give me a name like Kimengomi.
Now, another one.
Let's go. Takano!
Let's make fun of Takano as a transfer student.
I became a Buddha at this school last year. I'm Takano Yui.
Why are you showing up again?
I'm scared of you, idiot.
You're annoying.
Another one!
Oh, Watanabe.
You're greedy, aren't you?
You're looking at me.
Is that what you want to do?
If it's not funny, I'll really transfer you.
Now, let's make fun of Watanabe as a transfer student.
I'm a middle school student.
What's with you?
It's a joke.
It's a joke. I know it.
I know it.
I know it and I'm angry.
What should I do?
Transfer student.
No!
Let's go to the next one!
Oh, nice! Takano!
Let's make fun of Takano as a transfer student.
Hello. I transferred here three years ago. I'm Takano Yui.
It's too late for you.
It's too late for you. You're graduating.
I know it.
You've been here for a year and you're graduating.
Another one!
Okay, Yokoyama!
Let's make fun of Yokoyama as a transfer student.
Yes, I transferred here today.
Um...
I forgot my name.
Why did you forget it?
Don't forget it!
Don't put your name where you originally were!
Anything else?
Let's go with Yamada.
Let's go with Yamada's transfer student.
Hello! I'm Yamada Nana, a transfer student.
Ah! I took off my pants!
What's going on?
I don't understand you at all!
It's your skirt.
I took off my skirt!
You're late.
Even if you change, you're still the same.
Anything else?
Let's go with Yoshida.
Let's go with Yoshida's transfer student.
Nice to meet you. I'm Yoshida Akari.
Well...
Is it okay if I sit next to that bus?
You're such a bad person!
You're a bad person!
Anything else?
Yamamoto!
Let's go with Yamamoto's transfer student.
Please come in!
Nice to meet you! I'm Sayaka Yamamoto from Osaka.
My favorite words are "humanity".
Everyone, please keep your distance!
It's hard for me to get along with you from now on!
Please follow me.
But I'm a writer.
What are you talking about?
You're someone who should be on the main stage.
With me.
I'm happy you say that, but...
I don't have confidence.
I have a talent, but it's a waste.
Don't bother me!
Don't bother me and go home!
Okay! I got it! Goodbye!
What are you doing?! Don't bother me!
Don't bother me and go home!
Okay! I got it! Goodbye!
What are you doing?!
You guys are always like this!
I brought my new member today!
Here, Ainozu!
Yes!
Chuchuchu!
Yes!
Chuchuchu!
I'm Nagi "kitchu" of "anchu" and I'm the world's number one comedy queen!
"kitchu"!
I'm Akari Shizuku of "anchu" and I'm a first-year 15-year-old high school student from Chiba Prefecture!
Nice to meet you!
No, no, we haven't lost either!
That's because we have a powerful new member called "ripopo" and "yuihan"!
Especially, "yuihan" is that legendary graffiti craftsman...
Kamogawa Omoro!
Kamogawa...Omoro...
Kamogawa was a high school student?!
The next comedy battle against "ripopo" is our team's overwhelming victory!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
You guys, stop it!
Hey, listen up!
Hey, you, Antonio!
Antonio?
You're in charge of the "tsukkomi", aren't you?!
What do you mean "tsukkomi" is all over your face?!
Gren!
Hey, bring me a file!
Did you shave your chin with a file?!
Hey!
You, oil shop generation!
Oil shop generation?
You, Karen Shin, are amazing!
If I fall four seconds next to you, will my nose come off?!
Hey! You there, Tsurushi!
Tsurushi...
You're mouth is so warm!
Give me a hug.
"Wow, I'm going to be a milky cow from now on," say you, idiot!
You guys are getting on my nerves!
That was scary...
What's with you, geez...
Yuihan and Mirashi, scold me.
No, I can't...
That's right! You're making a fool of yourself, Sensei!
One hundred points!
No way!
Breaking news from the broadcasting club!
Today's comedy live is a new combination of manzai!
If you have the time, please come!
Hello, everyone!
I'm Nanba Nochipopo!
I've been thinking about adding drama elements to manzai.
Drama elements?
That's right! From now on, it won't be "boke" and "tsukkomi" but "boke" and "drama"!
Let's go with that!
What do you mean?
For example, "boke" and "meitantei"! How about that?
"Boke" and "meitantei"?
Well, I'll give it a try!
Rio, "boke" me!
Got it!
Hello!
It's summer, isn't it?
When it's this hot, you want to eat nabe-yaki udon, don't you?
In today's manzai,
the culprit made a serious mistake.
Everyone, have you noticed?
Something's started.
Kotari-san!
Yes?
The serious mistake you made was...
It was...
Nabe-yaki udon should be eaten during winter!
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
What do you think you're doing?
Oh, but "mysterica" is strong, isn't it?
No, I don't need "mysterica"!
I'm saying it straight!
I see...
Then, next is "boke" and "love romance"!
Let's go with this!
"Boke" and "love romance"?
Got it!
Hello!
Ah, it's summer. When it's hot, you want to eat nabe- yaki udon, don't you?
You haven't changed.
I haven't changed!
Hey, do you remember? We used to eat nabe-yaki udon like this a lot, didn't we?
Ri-ho-ka-zu-san.
Who's Rihokazu-san?
Hey, Rihokazu-san. Look me in the eye.
I'm going to tell you what I've been hiding in my heart.
That's what you eat in winter, isn't it?
Whatever you're doing, come back!
Hey!
Oh, I see.
No, it's a matter of direction.
Why do you kiss me at this timing?
Kiss me properly!
I see.
Then, how about a joke and a zombie?
That's enough.
That's what you eat in winter, isn't it?
Don't do a zombie. That's enough.
Thank you very much!
How have you been lately?
"Talking with everyone" corner!
It's a matter of "talking with everyone".
I see.
Entertainers have entered Season 2.
Yes.
Yokoyama and Kotani are new members.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
Then, today...
Takano!
Yes!
How do you feel about this, Takano?
Today, besides me and Yokoyama-san...
All of us are first-generation members of NMB.
Oh!
That's right.
I came here with worries.
What are you two?
I'm a first-generation member of AKB and I'm now a member of NMB.
I see.
She's a first-generation member of NMB.
She's a first-generation member of NSC in Tokyo...
But she's a first-generation member of NSC in Osaka...
It's like "What about me and you?"
It's okay if you don't join us.
It's complicated, but...
How about you, NMB?
At the Tokyo Dome concert...
Ipopo and I were surprised to announce that we would take over Team A of NMB and AKB.
At that time, I was surprised and wondered what it was like...
But on the second day...
The members of NMB came to say "Please take over."...
Or they came to the dressing room to play...
So we got really close...
And now...
They say I've become more cheerful.
I'm glad you thought of it like that!
It's like AKB is suffocating!
How about you, Botan?
As a regular member...
I'm not as funny as the others...
So I don't know what to do...
Who do you think is the funniest?
Sayaka and Maachun.
I've heard that you're funny.
I'm happy, but Ripopo is really funny too...
I'd like you all to see my funny side.
Really? Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Then let's have you do it.
Go ahead!
You're the best!
There's even a T-shirt with your name on it!
Now that you mention it...
You've become a comedian in a movie!
"Comedian in the Movie", right?
At the end of the show...
I'm Kendo Kobashi-san!
I heard you were really happy about that movie.
No, I wasn't!
"Comedian in the Movie"...
"Kendo Kobashi-san"!
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have been in it!
That's right!
You weren't in it?
No, I wasn't.
What's with you?
We haven't said anything about the movie!
But even then...
What?
You cheated!
Cheating, cheating, cheating...
What do you mean "cheating"?
Didn't you say it in Hakata?
I still say it.
I'm also in a program with HKT!
It's fun!
Like Yokoyama and AKB...
He's also in a program with NMB and HKT!
That's right!
And yesterday's job was with Nogizaka!
Thank you very much!
Last time, you were doing a talk show like this.
What you said about Kinoshita...
Most of you said you liked him!
That's right!
What do you think about Kinoshita recently?
Momo-chan is in love with me!
Really?
What did you say?
He said something to me...
He asked me out!
Asked you out!?
Are you serious!?
What's that!?
He asked me out...
It's hard...
What's wrong with you?
When I saw "milky"...
I wanted to put it in my mouth!
"Milky"!?
"Milky" can be just a part of it...
It's "milky" as it is!
It's the taste of "mama"!
Why do you want to put it in your mouth?
I like "nyotai" originally...
And "milky" is the best, right?
No!
Momo-chan says I'm not suitable for "karada"...
So...
"Karada" has "ichiban"...
And "ichiban" is "milky"...
What's that!?
Who is "ichiban"!?
"Karada" is "kagohaki kanozan"...
Recently, my chest has grown...
Recently, my thighs have become softer...
My favorite part is "uchimata"...
You're talking to an old man!
"Uchimata" is irresistible!
What's that!?
When you're changing...
Do you come to see it seriously?
I'm not suitable for "karada"...
So I don't see it like that...
But if it's interesting...
And I get close to it...
I feel embarrassed!
You're not a manzano, either!
You're enjoying it, aren't you?!
Next time on "NMB48 Entertainers"...
"Sentai Heroes" appears!
The laughter is unbelievable!
We'll protect you! We'll protect you!
We'll save you!
And the huge explosion of "Heroes"...
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Thank you for watching until the end!