AISubs v3.5
Now, everyone, the entertainer of "nmv40" has returned!
It's a story of a high school girl who tries to be funny at Osaka Namba Girls Academy!
It's a 30-minute comedy and humorous story!
Please smile a little before you go to bed tonight!
Now, "entertainer 2" starts!
"entertainer 1", "entertainer 2", "entertainer 3", "entertainer 4"
♪ Someday, it will reach you ♪
This is Osaka Namba Girls Academy.
This is a girls high school with only one middle school and 80 years of history.
I am the vice president of this school.
Yamada!
I'm Nana.
Yamada!
I'm Nana.
I don't know what to do.
Look at each other's dreams and hopes.
Hello, we are Saya and Milky.
As you can see, Milky is on the left and she is cuter.
What about me?
This is my partner, Shamoshi.
Give me a hint!
Wait for me!
I'm Billy Ken.
Our goal in the comedy club was to win the national girls high school comedy competition "jk one".
However, the result was a very subtle result of 6th place in the Osaka qualifier.
After that, Fukumoto passed away due to the convenience of his parents and Joe went abroad.
There are only four members now.
However, thanks to the chairman and school staff of Nanba Secondary School, we haven't been disbanded yet.
On the contrary, they clean up the club room a little and I can't think straight.
What? We won't graduate?
I won't say such a stupid thing!
Good morning, you guys!
Good morning!
Who is it?
Who is the one who put a hidden kimono here?
Who put a hidden kimono here?
Oh, it's you, Yamamoto!
I thought it was a souvenir for a local king.
Which local king would put a hidden kimono like this?
It's not hidden!
There it is!
Why? It's embarrassing!
More importantly, look at this!
What's this?
Actually, Namba TV has decided to hold a comedy contest for high school students only!
Really?
If you win, you'll get a chance to appear in FIVE UP YOSHIMOTO!
Really?
FIVE UP YOSHIMOTO is...
Kawasaki Bike and Gold Corner!
BKB! BKB! BKB!
What are you talking about?
There are other major games!
You don't know much about Kawasaki Bike, do you?
In addition to FIVE UP YOSHIMOTO's regular appearance ticket,
you'll also be able to collaborate with Namba High School Comedy Club graduates!
Wow!
Amazing, right?
BKB! BKB! BKB!
Stop it, you idiots!
It's not BKB, you idiots!
We're talking about FIVE UP YOSHIMOTO!
How's it going?!
Talk to me like that, you idiots!
Huh?!
If you can really talk like that, then hold on tight to your bike's handlebars!
BKB! BKB! BKB!
Don't do it! Don't do it, you idiots!
That's wrong!
What's wrong, Milky?
Look at this!
What?
For the NBT Comedy Contest,
each school will have three groups of manzai,
and will you compete in comedy with more than ten people?
More than ten people...
Actually, with the number of members we have now,
we can't participate in this competition.
What are you doing?!
Who are you talking to?!
If I were cute, I'd do it for you, Milky.
Let's do it.
No, let's not do it.
We still have time until the competition, right?
We have no choice but to collect parts.
You're right. Let's collect people and win for sure.
Yes, yes.
Revenge!
Revenge, right?
For that, Sayaka, will you form a group with me?
No.
Isn't it too early?
I don't want to team up with Sberdevil.
Who's Sberdevil?!
You're Sberdevil.
Hey, hey, hey.
What are you talking about, Sberdevil?
Don't you know?
Sberdevil, who is a terrifying ghost,
with black ears and black tail,
who keeps repeating cold things.
What?!
Yamada, you're really scary!
I'm not Sberdevil!
Let's think about collecting parts instead of that.
That's right.
Sberdevil is better than us.
Who's Sberdevil?!
Everyone...
NBT Comedy Contest!
We're going to win!
Yeah!
BKB! BKB! BKB!
Hey, that's weird!
How many times are you going to do it?!
You're turning the throttle too much!
Just for the vibe!
Boom, boom!
Stop it!
That's not how you do it!
You guys like that, don't you?!
But there's a new member joining us today, right?
Who is it?
I don't know...
He's got black ears and black tails...
Is Sberdevil okay now?
But it's too late...
The promised time is already over 10 minutes...
I'm sorry.
Wow!
I'm surprised!
What?!
I'm Kotani, a new member.
It's you! Since when have you been here?
I've been here for about an hour or more.
Really?! I didn't notice at all!
Your shadow is thin...
But now you have one more member!
That's right! I'm Yamada of the club. Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
It's dark...
I'm sorry.
No, I'm not apologizing...
But it's kind of creepy...
Kotani, is there anything you can do?
Anything I can do?
Yes! I don't care if it's impersonation or a joke!
I can't do anything. I'm sorry.
I see...
Well, shouldn't we just make it from now on?
No, no. Everyone does that at first.
But...
I can see a ghost.
Really?
I can see a ghost.
What?!
I have a strong intuition and I can see a ghost.
You're really good at this!
I know, but...
Why do you think a dark girl like you would join the comedy club?
Actually, in my dream...
I was told that if I didn't join the comedy club, I'd be beaten up three times.
That's all?
That's all...
Aren't you scared?
Well... I'm scared, but...
So you're not interested in comedy?
I'm not interested...
I'm not funny...
I can't do anything...
What do you mean you can't do anything?!
Don't change the subject all of a sudden!
It's your first time!
Oh?
Don't you think you're talented now?
I know, right?
You changed the subject all of a sudden!
That's not true.
I can't do anything...
Don't say "because there's a mountain over there"!
You're not interested, are you?!
Huh?!
You're not interested, are you?!
I might be interested!
Mountain!
You're not interested, are you?!
Everyone, it's been a while, right?!
That's right!
I see, I see.
Entertainment is back in season 2!
Yes!
It's started, hasn't it?!
That's right!
Thank you for your support!
With more energy than last time!
Yes!
We're going to focus on comedy!
Yes!
Watanabe, you're nervous, but don't give up!
Yes!
Got it?
I'll do my best!
Why not?!
Soft.
Soft "why not?"
Now, we have Iwao here with us!
Iwao will be funny, so you won't know what Iwao will say!
The members assigned will have Iwao say something appropriate.
The setting is a beauty salon.
And Iwao...
Yes?
Iwao...
Yes?
You're a hairdresser.
Yes, I'm dressed like a hairdresser.
What's so great about it?!
It makes you want to say something first, doesn't it?!
Yes!
Now, you'll become customers and come in!
Yes!
Let's start with Yamamoto!
Yes!
Now, let's go!
Yamamoto's "say something appropriate" test!
Go ahead!
Welcome!
What should we say, customers?!
Where are we?!
It's touching, isn't it?!
We're over here!
Right?!
I know you're nervous about saying something appropriate, but you don't have to be nervous about being funny!
Next up is...
Kotani!
Yes!
Let's go!
Say something appropriate test!
Kotani, start!
Yes!
Welcome!
Hello!
I'm a trimmer, is that okay?!
Oh, I have five dogs.
What are you saying?!
You're the one who became funny last time!
Who's a toy poodle?!
That's what you said!
Oh, I see...
Right?!
Can you say that again, Iwao-san?
I'm a trimmer, is that okay?!
Who's a chihuahua?!
Oh, good!
Good job!
That was good!
I'm a trimmer, is that okay?!
No.
Shut up!
Don't say things like that!
I'm not saying things like that!
I'm denying it!
Idiot!
Oh, no!
Iwatanabe!
Say something appropriate test!
Go ahead!
Yes!
Welcome!
How should we do it today?
Today...
I think I'll have you prepare me a little...
Oh! Then I'll tear you apart with my hands!
Why?!
If you do that, it'll hurt!
You're right!
You're not wrong at all!
You're right, but...
Somehow, your expression is too soft!
Why did you do that?! It hurts!
Right, right, right!
You gave me that!
You shouldn't have said that out loud!
Water.
Yes.
Let's go to Yamada!
Yes!
Let's go to Yamada!
When you say it, it makes me feel better.
That's right.
Recovering from fatigue is also important.
Let's go!
Yamada, go ahead!
Welcome!
How many automatic doors are there?!
Say it!
How many automatic doors are there?!
Is this an international airport?!
You know?
Well, you're not doing too well, but...
That's not for you to say.
Ogasawara!
Yes!
Say it out loud test, start!
Yes!
Welcome!
You don't have anywhere to cut!
Is it growing?!
Yes!
You're doing great!
Yes, yes, yes!
OK, OK, OK!
Yamada, let's go again!
Yes!
Let's go! Yamada!
Say it out loud test, go ahead!
Yes!
Welcome!
Um...
Can I call you "pama" for a second?
OK, next to you in the hospital, go ahead!
Yes!
How many?!
But that's a good posture!
That's a good posture!
When you think you can't do it, you add something!
You can't do it easily!
You're doing great!
I'm surprised!
I don't have confidence in becoming funny,
but can I officially join you in your live performance?
What?!
Really?!
I have one condition, though...
What is it?
I think this is better!
Our live performance aims to be funny and cute!
That's good!
Kotani-chan...
Riho-chan?
Ripopo!
Yo! Ripopo!
With this, we'll have five people per show!
Yo! Yo!
Um, can I say something?
What is it?
Behind you, there's a strange ghost.
A strange ghost?
What kind of ghost is it?
It has black ears and a black tail.
It keeps doing cold things.
It's Sbebe Devil!
No way! Someone help me!
It can't be!
You two?
Where are you looking at?
Over there...
And over there...
Stop it!
Can I say something?
The one in black is Yagura-san of fashion club...
and Ri-chan of engineering club...
And Johnnys-san of nurse club.
What's wrong?
Kotani-san, you can see ghosts, right?
Yes.
Recently, a ghost with chicken mouth has appeared in beauty club.
What?
A ghost of human with long arms has appeared in broadcasting club.
What?
What's that?
A ghost of idol who skates in nursing room has appeared.
What kind of ghost is that?
A ghost with chicken mouth and long arms?
There is no ghost like that.
Good morning.
No, it's you!
Iwao-san, what are you doing? Are you okay?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm patrolling the school.
It's too suspicious.
But, if there is such a ghost, we will laugh, right?
Hey, you! Laugh before you get scared!
Everyone, we shouldn't make fun of spirits.
They will get angry and...
Don't say such scary things!
I'm fine.
A ghost can't get angry about such things.
What can a ghost do?
Only a ghost can...
fall.
Giaaaa!
You are creepy!
Creepy...
Aaah!
Giaaa!
Breaking news from Broadcasting Distribution Dept.
Everyone, please take a look at Mike Sayama live.
I'm Sayami Ruki!
You know, I have a complex.
Complex?
Yes.
What is it?
I'm not good at explaining myself.
You're not good at explaining yourself?
Yeah.
I don't really care about it, though.
Well, compared to Sayaka's "shakureksu", I don't really care about it.
"Shakureksu" is "shakure" and "kompleksu" combined to make "shakureksu".
It's not really a "kompleksu", you know?
Well, well, well...
If you're that interested in explaining yourself,
why don't you learn how to speak quickly?
How to speak quickly?
Yeah.
That's easy!
No, it's surprisingly difficult!
Huh?
Red pajamas, blue pajamas, yellow pajamas.
Oh!
If you're interested, why don't you try it?
It's easy!
Let's go!
"Aka-shakure", "ao-shakure", "ki-shakure"...
I said it!
You didn't say it just now!
Huh?
You didn't say it!
No way!
Huh? What did I say just now?
"Aka-shakure", "ao-shakure", "ki-shakure"...
Huh? I was pulled...
What do you mean you were pulled?
Hey, where are you looking?
No, let me say it again!
Try it!
"Aka-pajama", "ao-pajama", "ki-pajakure"...
So close!
Damn it!
Why are you angry?
I want to be angry!
I think you said "ki-pajakure" at the end.
I was pulled at the end...
That's enough!
"Shakureta"...
What's "shakureta"?
Don't use "shakure" five times!
Let's move on to the next word!
"Kaeru-pyoko-pyoko", "mi-pyoko-pyoko", "awasete- pyoko- pyoko", "mu-pyoko-pyoko"...
"Kaeru-pyoko-pyoko", "mi-pyoko-pyoko", "awasete- tsukande", "tooku-eto"...
What are you doing?!
"Kaeru-saigi-tsukande"...
Don't throw it!
Not good at all!
Next! "Tokyo-tokkyo-kikakyoku"
"Tokyo-otto-dominica"...
What does it mean?!
Eh?
No, it's "Tokyo-kana-tto-omottara"...
"Otto", is this Dominica?!
You're wrong!
What kind of situation is that?!
Well... because I was spacing out...
That's way too long!
Next!
"Bousu-ga-byoubu-ni-jouzu-ni-bousu-no-e okaita"...
"Bousu-ga-byoubu-ni-jouzu-ni-bizu-no-kashi okaita"...
What are you doing?!
You're good at writing lyrics for beads on weekdays?!
What are you doing?!
As you like...
I won't hurt you.
Your pose is too cool!
Next! Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg!
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw shakure!
She pulled me!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
After this, I'll do something funny!
Let's regain the sense of an entertainer!
Something funny battle!
This is easy!
We'll use what we have prepared!
It's been a while, right?
It's been a while!
Let's warm up and win more and more!
Please think about it!
Yes!
It's open!
Yamamoto, please!
As expected, Magomoto is better than Miguel!
No, no, no!
Are you stupid?
You'll lose all of your back!
Let's go!
Kondo!
Yes!
Seriously!
She took the cardboard box!
Let's go, Kondo!
Go ahead!
Here it is!
I'll pay for it!
Don't pay for it!
Make sure you pay for it before you go home!
Don't try to go to a table tennis club!
It's funny!
It's good!
It's really funny!
It's good, it's good!
Let's go, Kotani!
Go ahead!
Damn it! I lost my suction power!
It's hot!
It's good!
You're in good shape!
Watanabe!
Yes!
Let's go!
It's green, go ahead!
Here I go!
A horse! There's a horse!
Don't make fun of me!
Cute.
This is good.
I don't need it!
You've done a good job!
Next!
Yes!
Ms. Joe!
Ms. Joe...
Go ahead!
Alien!
Don't call it an alien!
Hey, Ms. Miura June, what's wrong with you?
Yes, it's a mountain!
Can you put it on for me?
Put it on for me, please.
Put it on for you?
Yes.
Gara gara gara gara gara...
Don!
I did it! I won!
You're good at it.
What?
Is there such a lottery?
It's bad.
I don't think so.
Saoka and Yagura!
Yes!
Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
Huh? Just thinking about it makes you laugh?
Yes.
Yes, Saoka and Yagura, go ahead!
It's not a statue of Kato!
If you had it up to here, it wouldn't be a statue!
Right?
Go ahead, Yamamoto!
Yes!
It's not Dr. Taro!
What is that?
It sounds like a violin!
It's not a Janeo series!
Ogasaware, go!
Yes!
Here we go!
Ogasaware, go ahead!
It's not Goto Terumoto!
How long is this?
Right?
Are you stupid?
I'm a NMB48 examinee, Kaka Mochigira.
Next time on NMB48,
health students, Yuu Yokoyama appears!
The first joke is long.
Hey, bring me a file!
Did you cut your jaw with a file?!
Did you laugh today?
Watch "Genrin" next week as well!
Good night!