AISubs v3.5
Ellen DeGeneres and entertainers, it's finally the last episode of the night!
I'm going to die!
You're not as cute as you think you are.
You're right, Raho!
Sayaka Milkey makes a huge comeback!
And then, Sayaka turns into a guitar band member?
Everyone, before you go to sleep tonight, please give me a little smile!
Here we go!
You're my girlfriend (girlfriend)
I've always loved you
You finally answered...
...my love call from the bottom of my heart!
Niigakuen-to-Trio-circuit, entering!
Entering!
Yes!
Diagonally 45 degrees, thank you!
Yes!
Diagonally 45 degrees, thank you!
Yes!
Good morning!
Chai, chai, chai!
Is it okay for the moon to shine on us?
Well, I guess we'll have to fight!
Let's go, Aina!
Yes!
No matter what, I'll do my best in the O-live!
Entering!
Yes!
Go!
Here we go, come on!
Stubbornness is important!
Murakami is a winner!
Nanana-nanana-nanana-yamada-nana!
Sorry for coming out of nowhere!
I'm sorry for everything!
What's with this guy?!
What do you want to eat?
Huh?
I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Huh? Ramen?
Ramen! Somen!
Jo wants mochi!
Huh?!
Tennen! Kokuren!
What are you saying?!
No, you!
Nanana-nanana-nanana-yamada-nana!
Hey!
Hey, do you have any?!
No!
Yeah!
I'm so happy!
Yeah!
You guys, remember this!
Let's go!
Hey, hey, hey, you guys!
What kind of fight is that?!
Huh?!
Conte vs. gag, what's with you guys?!
She said "kyaah" in her mochi story again today!
That's not a mochi story!
She's just imitating Joy-man!
Hey! Don't use that Joy-man story as an excuse!
Joy-man herself is doing it with embarrassment right now!
She's saying she can't accept it because it's a business fraud.
She's clapping instead of laughing.
What's with you?!
Don't do things like that!
Okay...
If you're doing things like that, I don't know what you're doing.
I want to eat ramen.
Ramen!
Don't do it!
Because it's raining.
Don't say that!
Marumaru-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Yay!
Now, we're going to have Iwao-san, who's the MC of the studio,
connect the broadcast and report the scene!
Who wants to come up with an idea?
Yes!
Fukumoto!
Yes!
It's Fukumoto's report!
Fukumoto-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Yes!
I'm currently on top of the Tokyo Skytree observatory!
The wind is getting really strong!
That's dangerous!
I was wondering if it was a typhoon report, but where are you standing?
Maybe I'll go somewhere I usually don't go.
That's dangerous!
Next!
Yes!
Yamamoto!
Yes!
It's Yamamoto's report!
Yamamoto-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Yes! I'm Yamamoto Sayaka, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Where did you come from?
I won't let you do a report like that!
After I cut my hair, I'm starting to act cool.
What?
Have you become a little manly?
A little.
Next!
Hitomi!
Yes!
It's Hitomi's report!
Hitomi-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
I'm currently in front of the White House in America!
I'm going to borrow this place and do a gag!
Here I go!
Don't get cocky with me!
What are you doing?
Do a report!
Can you stay away from the White House?
I'll pay you back!
Don't force me to pay you back!
What are you doing?
Next!
Kinoshita!
It's Kinoshita's report!
Go ahead!
Kinoshita-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Ah!
Yes, yes! Can you say it one more time?
Kinoshita-san, please!
Say it with a little louder voice, please.
Kinoshita-san!
I can't hear you!
Can you hear me, Kinoshita-san?!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
What's with you?
Don't complain in the studio!
Now, the next!
Watanabe!
This is Watanabe's report! Here you go!
Watanabe-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Ah! I'm sorry!
I forgot to say it out loud!
Say it out loud!
You forgot it the most, didn't you?
What kind of unfair thing are you doing?
Now, the next!
Yamada!
This is Yamada's report! Here you go!
Yamada-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
I've had enough! Stop it!
Let me kiss you!
Yamada-san!
I'm sorry! I'm in the middle of kissing! Let me kiss you!
What are you doing?!
Stop kissing!
Now you're young and you're kissing?!
Yamashiro Shingo's technical technology!
What are you doing?!
Go back!
Now, the next!
Jo!
Yes!
Jo's report! Here you go!
Jo-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Yes! I'm in front of a confectionery store right now!
The store is closed! What should we do?!
Look it up!
Look it up properly!
Jo already knew it was closed and she came down from the studio!
What kind of production company is it?
It might be song production!
Now, the next!
Yabushita!
Yes!
Yabushita's report! Here you go!
Yabushita-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Yes! I'm currently at 10,000 meters above ground!
Eh? From now on, I'd like to fly without a parachute!
- Well then, goodbye! - You're going to die!
You're going to die!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
Did you say goodbye with a smile?
No, you didn't look at me at all!
You're so nice!
- Well, next! - Yes!
- Ogasawara! - Yes!
This is Ogasawara's report! Here you go!
Ogasawara-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Yes! I'm currently in Africa!
For some reason, a wild lion has been growling at me!
However, I'd like to continue my report without worrying about it!
No, you don't have to worry about it!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous! It's growling at you!
- Ah! - Why does it have to be like that?
- Ah, that's weird! - Please go get it!
- Hurry up! - Hurry up!
I'm an "s"!
Well, I'm the type of person who does things like this!
How many times are you going to make me do this?!
- I'm sorry! - Don't be surprised! Go back!
Eh?!
How was it?! What's your answer?!
None!
- It's difficult! - Difficult?!
No, but you're doing it properly, so it's fine!
- Yes! - Yes!
Mr. Iwao-san, who's in charge of the broadcast!
Wow!
Next up is...
- The entertainment segment! - What?!
Why is it an entertainment segment even though it's a broadcast?!
- It's true that this segment is difficult! - It's noisy!
- Hello! - Yes, hello!
- I'm Sayulee Key! - Nice to meet you!
I'm a former musician!
I'm Mako Makako!
[Mako Makako]
Everyone! Kill all of them!
Shut up!
Apologize!
What? Why should I apologize?
If you become a kinshima gokka, won't you do it in a different place?
It's obvious, Jo-chan.
You made a big stage in front of you and it's a little weird.
I want to be a kamiki-kun, too.
It's about time for the next one.
All right, now I'm going to play a new story for J.K. Bayon.
Go for it, Milky!
Jo-chan, can you do it next to the kendo club's club room?
As expected of you, Milky! You watch it a lot, don't you?
We will now begin the presentation of "Genki.iwa."
We look forward to hearing from you.
Hello!
We are Sayaka and Milky!
Today, please remember our names and faces!
Milky is "kawaii" as in "cute,"
and Sayaka is "shakurekawaii."
What is "shakurekawaii"?
Sayaka is the cutest among all "shakurekawaii."
But even if it's not "shakurekawaii," she's still cute!
"shakure," "shakura," "shakurest!"
What are you comparing me with?!
Are you stupid?!
Anyway, don't you yearn for living alone in Tokyo?
I yearn for it!
I want to live alone in Tokyo someday!
I envy you!
In that case, what kind of room do you want, Milky?
"one" "l" "d" "k"
"one" "l" "d" "k"?!
Isn't that a little extravagant?!
Do you think so?
"one" "l" "d" "k" means "living," "dining," "kitchen," right?
No.
"l" "d" "k" means "living," "dining," "kitchen," right?
What do you think?!
"living," "dondengaeshi" "kitchen."
You like humans?!
"dondengaeshi" is unnecessary!
Even if it's fake, it's weird!
patan
Milky was out of the living room!
patan
ota!
It's unnecessary!
But...
I guess a bath and a toilet should be "u" "b"
"u" "b"?! Really?!
Milky, you can use "unit bus."
No.
No, no.
"u" "b" means "unit bus," right?!
What do you think?!
uguisobari
No, but "dondengaeshi" "k" means "fake," right?!
kyu
Milky went to the bathroom!
But... it's unnecessary!
It's unnecessary.
It's unnecessary?
You've been mispronouncing all of the English acronyms!
That's weird...
Could it be you've been mispronouncing all of the other acronyms, too?!
I don't think so...
Then, just in case, I'll ask you a question!
L.A. is...
L'Arcuan
I know where you're going!
But it's not like that!
L.A. is "Los Angeles"
Los Angeles Jewels
But say something!
It's "Los Angeles"!
Are you okay?!
Are you sure you can live in Tokyo like that?!
I said I'm okay!
Because I live in "one s.k."!
"one s.k."?!
Yeah.
What's "s"?
Is it for service?
It's not like that...
Huh?!
You really don't know?!
What's "s.k."?!
It's "Sayaka" and "Kurashitai"
Milky...
Thank you!
"Button Donding" L.A.!
That's enough!
Thank you so much!
Hey...
Do you know?
The real thing is tomorrow!
If you make a mistake now, you'll never win!
We saw it too, but you didn't make a mistake!
Don't talk about the real thing!
If you don't do it now, you'll definitely lose!
If you can't win, it's all your fault!
Hey, what do you mean, "winner, winner"?
Is the result that important?
We've all worked hard together!
You don't have to be mad at me!
It's just like you say, Sayaka...
I don't have a sense of humor...
You're probably just making fun of me!
Sayaka...
You don't practice...
You don't make jokes...
And you know...
I've been thinking about this for a while now...
You're not as cute as you think you are!
Huh?!
Here you go...
Not-so-cute-energy word...
You're so cute!
I'm not "very"...
No, you're really cute!
You're not cute...
You're cute!
You're not cute...
You're cute!
You're not cute...
If you apologize...
Apologize, you're not cute...
Cute?
You're cute, stupid!
Sigh... I've done it... I have to do my self-study tomorrow...
(guitar music)
- Do you know it?
- No, I don't know it at all.
What is it all of a sudden?
- What is it?
It's nothing, okay, Momoto?
When you're troubled, it's the guitar!
Sit over there!
- Sit.
- Yeah, and you, hold that guitar!
- Okay.
- Right?
When you were troubled in the past,
this guitar saved you many times.
Today, I will dedicate this melody
to this cute teacher.
(audience laughing)
(guitar music)
(audience laughing)
I won because I thought I was black, but I was a dark navy.
Huh? I'm Kansai person, but I don't have a mole.
I was pissed off. I was pissed off, but I put up with it.
I put lemon on fried chicken.
I was pissed off. I was pissed off, but I put up with it.
The ice cream in the freezer was too hard and the wooden spoon broke.
Oh!
I was pissed off. I was pissed off, but I put up with it.
But I'm really mad at myself for being hit by my partner under the pressure of JK One.
[Thank you for watching]
What are you doing?
Don't go back!
What are you doing?
You told me everything.
What?
You hit me four times, didn't you?
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
You're right.
No matter how I think about it, I'm cute, aren't I?
Yeah, you're right.
You told me you weren't cute.
You told me not to use the ashtray, didn't you?
I don't get it at all!
Oh, there you are!
I've been looking for you.
You were here?
What's this?
It's a storybook.
I arranged the parts where you struggled with making stories.
What?
Did you write a story?
You always cause me trouble.
I thought it would be useful for competitions.
I think I'm too good at making comparisons.
Wow!
Everything I was wondering about has been solved.
You struggled with making stories, didn't you?
Miyuki!
I'm sorry for saying harsh things.
Let's work hard together from now on.
What is it?
Why are you crying?
My chin is stuck and it hurts!
It's really hidden!
What is it?
Okay! Now that Saya Milky is back, let's do the last rehearsal!
This is how our comedy club overcame the last crisis!
The result of JK One? Well, it will probably be tough!
Because comedy is the most difficult thing in the world, right?
It's not sweet!
But we still want to do comedy!
We love comedy!
Whether it's your radius of one meter, or just meeting, someone will laugh for you!
This is the best feeling, isn't it?
I have one request from the comedy club president!
Everyone, before you go to sleep, please smile a little, okay?
It's been a while!
Saya!
Then, in your dream, we comedy club will push you!
Okay, is everyone ready?
We haven't left anything behind, right?
Let's do everything we've done so we don't leave any regrets!
Okay, let's go!
No.10 Academy Comedy Club will win for sure!
No, it's next week!
Why are you laughing?
I'm Milky!
The comedian's DVD has a lot of my cosplay videos!
I can't wait for you all to watch them!
For more information, please visit the show's website!
Good night, sir!
It ended in a flash!
It was a flash!
It was fun!
Once again, I think I've become interesting.
Thank you for the meal!
Now that the show's over, can I go back to being an idol?
Bye-bye, set!
Thank you for the meal!
I'll go back to being an idol.
One, two...
Thank you for the meal!