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You are Girlfriend, my Girlfriend.
I've always loved you.
In the love call deep in my heart,
I finally...
We want date! Get in!
Finally, "jk one" is coming in two weeks!
Good morning! It's been two weeks, you guys!
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up? Hey, hey, hey, you guys!
Well...
We were so nervous that we got weird.
I told you in the morning, didn't I?
You should have told me two weeks ago!
We were so nervous that we got weird.
You guys are so pathetic!
How can you eat so much in a month?
You guys are too much!
You guys are so pathetic!
Hey!
What are you doing with that in your head?
It's annoying to take a bath, so I put on a washing machine and it became like this.
What?
That's not possible, you idiot!
Hey, you guys! Get up!
Get up!
Wake up! Get up!
You guys, listen up!
Pressure on the stage is just an experience.
But we don't know what we should do.
Okay, I got it!
Then you guys will do this today!
Defeat the pressure! Nine heroes!
From now on, you will be divided into the older team and the younger team.
Okay.
And you guys, I think you got one scene.
There are two scripts.
One is for the older team.
And the other is for the younger team.
Okay.
Do you remember?
Yes!
In this game, all scenes of the losing team will be cut.
That's right.
So only the winning team will broadcast.
What?
The losing team will receive a complete demerit.
On top of that, the losing team will receive...
A painful punishment game.
Painful?
No!
It's really painful.
But we won't air it.
On top of that, there's a punishment game.
No!
We won't air the punishment game either.
No, we won't air it.
We won't air it.
Yes, we won't air it.
This game is a "salon death" format.
The person who challenges the game...
And the order of the challenge...
Will discuss and decide within the team.
Sensei!
What are you doing?
What's with that way of entering?
Stop doing these kind of lines!
You can do it more frankly!
Goto!
What's with you?
You have a bad personality.
Here is the game you will challenge.
Familiar Aon Poi Poi!
It's not that familiar.
It's not.
Aon Poi Poi is...
Throwing Aon-sized paper into a 2m trash can.
As long as there's no pressure...
This game is very easy.
For now, this is Iwao Chairman's style of punishment.
So if you don't lose to the pressure, it'll be easy for you to enter.
I see.
As a result of rock-paper-scissors, Toshiyue team will go first.
Each team will discuss and decide the order in which they will challenge the game.
It's decided!
As you can see, the order has been decided.
This order will cause a terrible drama later.
The top batter is Team N's variety captain, Ogasawara!
Are you ready?
Yes.
If you're ready, you'll have a huge advantage.
What?
A huge advantage.
Yes! I'll do my best!
You're under so much pressure that you can't even hear what you're saying.
Let's begin, Ogasawara!
Yes!
Are you a hero or not?!
Ogasawara!
You've been training with variety.
If you don't show your courage now, you'll never do it in the future!
(crying)
What a painful failure!
Will Hitomi be able to use this chance?
If Hitomi scores, this game is over.
It's over for her.
Yes.
It's sudden death.
Will Hitomi be a hero or not?
Even if it's free, they are a young team with little exposure in Tokyo.
They will not be allowed to miss here.
If Hitomi scores, she wins.
That's a good one, Takanori!
The match is about to start again.
Takanori is just a lutz kicker.
Here comes Sayaka Yamamoto, who has excellent athletic nerves.
You can do it, right?
Yes.
All right.
Is Yamamoto a hero or not?
I'm counting on you, Captain.
For the sake of the team, there is a garbage can that you can never remove.
- We did it! - We did it!
The older team has been cornered! Pinch!
Can the 13-year-old Shuu Yabushita save this crisis?
- If you miss this, you lose. - It's up to Shuu.
- That's right! - We win!
The four of you won't get any scenes and there's also a penalty game.
Will Yabushita be a hero or not?!
NMB48
The older team is losing to Yabushita!
Can they save it?
Will they save it and split up?
Will they miss it and lose?!
There's still plenty of time.
- Oh, no! - No!
Well, it was close, but...
This is nothing!
And so, the older team gets to cut out their appearance scenes and punish the representatives.
- The last one out is Yabushita. - No, I'm not.
Yabushita.
We'll see if you can escape. Let's go to Yabushita!
Yabushita will be punished!
Here is the penalty game!
You'll be punished for killing all of NAB48's members.
- Have you been punished? - Yes.
- I was told I was rude. - Really?
And so, Yabushita's fierce escape begins!
- Is this a punishment game? - Ow, ow, ow! Stop!
- Oh, here it comes! Stop! Stop! - Head!
- You have a bad head! - It hurts!
- You have a bad head condition! - It hurts!
- My nails were pulled out! - No, we haven't done it yet!
- We can't afford to lose to the pressure. - Right.
We only have two weeks left until J.K. One. We'll only practice afterwards!
But is there anything else we can do?
- I want to do everything we can for J.K. One. - Yeah, you're right.
- Let's all pray to God. - God?
- Yeah, let's all pray to that God. - You're right about what Milky said.
- Okay, let's all pray to God. - Sounds good!
God of laughter, please let us win in J.K. One!
Now it's done.
Huh?
What's up, Milky?
What's with that cloth?
Cloth?
It's said that if you peel that cloth, a scary ghost will come out of it.
Ghost?
That's right. My senior told me.
If you peel that cloth, a scary ghost that hasn't appeared in a long time will come out of it, so be sure not to peel it.
What?
Hey, Milky!
One!
A ghost will come out of it!
Well, it can't come out of it.
Hey, what are you talking about?
What do you mean? It's a ghost!
Huh? Nobody's here.
You guys?
Can you see me?
Yeah!
It's been a while since I've spoken!
I'm Shiroma, head of the cloth department at Nanba Girls' Academy.
Cloth department? What's a cloth department?
Cloth is that cloth.
In today's era, I guess you'd call it the sewing department or design department.
I do all the curtains in the classroom and all the sewing at school.
There's really no one here.
There is! A thin and cute high school girl.
Huh?
Thanks, Jo!
I also made costumes for the drama club and comedy club.
Well, in comedy club, I'm a classmate of Ikuyo Kuruyo.
A classmate of Ikukuru Shisho?
Which means?
I'm about fifty years older than you.
Fifty years older?!
Huh? Good morning!
Come on, say hello!
Wait, wait, wait!
Who have you been talking to?
That's right.
Can't you see me?
Who?
Good morning!
Looks like you can only see Jo and Nana.
Just me and Jo?
The ghost Shiroma-san can only see you with a pure heart.
Then I should be able to see you.
You're the one who can't see me.
Right, Shiroma-san?
Only idiots can see me.
Shut up!
Why?
No, Shiroma-san can only see you with a pure heart.
No, no, I wasn't lying.
I didn't say that!
It's fine, you can't hear me.
But, was it you, Shiroma-san?
Have you been there for 50 years?
That's right.
I've been watching over the comedy club for a long time.
Looking at you, who do you think is the funniest duo out of all of them?
Let's see...
Out of all of them...
I think it's Sayami and Ruki.
What?
What are you saying?
Huh?
Ah!
Please stop it!
Didn't I say it's a duo?
That I'm the funniest?
No! I'm so happy!
Shiroma-san can't say that Sayami and Ruki are the funniest.
I'm so happy!
Hmm...
I really like Ruki's character and Sayami's precise way of saying things.
What's funny about it?
Sayaka's eating habits.
Wow!
You've said it a lot, haven't you?
In the first place, why did Shiroma-san become a ghost?
Why wasn't he born?
The reason is...
It was 50 years ago...
In the past...
There was a manzai competition for amateurs to participate in.
Everyone in the comedy club...
Was wearing really high-class costumes.
So...
In order for everyone not to get nervous...
With that in mind...
We had to do it all by hand.
But...
A junior of mine forgot his costume in the dance studio.
While I was returning from the venue to get it by myself...
I died in a traffic accident.
Oh my...
But you know what? I don't care about the costume, I want you to stand on the stage!
According to the laughing god, if that wish doesn't come true, I won't be able to go up to heaven.
What are you saying?
Well, it was tough.
Short!
What did you say? Say it properly.
I said "kakukaku, shikajikanen".
Seriously?!
Okay, I got it!
Should I wear that costume and stand on the stage?
No, I will!
An old costume box...
It's like this, though...
What's that? I don't like it...
Isn't it that?
That's it!
What?!
T-this one?!
Yeah, yeah! Doesn't it look great?!
Y-yeah, it's great...
But it's a waste for me...
If the chief comes...
No, no, no!
Doesn't Martin look good in it?
Huh? No, no...
Doesn't Ai look good in it?
No, no! It's not! It's Milky!
Hey! No! You're awful!
Hey, wait!
Hirono, that's rude!
But I'll wear it!
No, no, I'll wear it!
I will wear it too!
When you say that, I'll wear it too!
Me too!
W-w-why?!
I said I'd wear it!
No, not it!
Yeah, I'll wear it.
No, I'll wear it!
Me, too!
No, I'll wear it!
Me, too!
W-w-why?!
From now on, we will have a comedy show by "Look at the gym" comedy club.
If you have time, please come.
Hello!
I'm Ai-chun!
Nice to meet you!
By the way, the Olympics were impressive!
Yes, it was impressive.
Especially impressive is Matsuza's interview on Wednesday.
I can't let Kousuke-san go home empty-handed!
I was moved by that.
Kitajima Kousuke-san must have been happy, too.
It's true! He was about to go home empty-handed!
No, it's not like that!
There are many athletes who go home empty-handed and don't win medals anywhere in the world!
At Narita High School, everyone was surprised when all the swimmers came home empty-handed!
That's true.
No, it's not like that!
By the way, speaking of the Olympics, there are various famous sayings.
Oh, that's Kitajima-san's famous saying!
Yes, that one!
It feels so good!
Why do you say that on a good morning like this?!
Curry and stew feel so good!
What are you talking about?!
Those sayings don't apply to athletes who won gold medals in the Olympics!
That's true.
But Aina, you can say it just once, so I want to be interviewed at the Olympics!
No, I'm good! What kind of competition do you want?
Fukumoto, how do you feel now?
I want to praise myself!
About what?
About this result.
This result is a failure with doping!
It's embarrassing!
I want to praise myself with doping...
What is it? A gold medal!
Fukumoto, congratulations on your gold medal!
Thank you!
How do you feel now?
I feel great!
How did you confirm your gold medal?
I didn't know until the very end.
What?
Except for you, everyone else was in bad health and was in danger of being eliminated.
What kind of situation is this?
I'm swimming alone in the final, and I feel great!
Everyone in Japan was laughing at you.
Stop it!
Why are they laughing at me when I'm swimming hard?
You're bleeding.
It's embarrassing!
I'm bleeding and I'm swimming in the final, and I feel great!
I'm just a pervert!
You're a pervert!
I was in the final.
You're a pervert!
Tell her!
I'm still in the final.
You're a pervert!
Let's go home!
Take off your clothes!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Well, it was a good accident.
I'm glad.
Thank you for wearing your costume.
I want to meet a ghost like this!
Ghosts are scary.
You don't want to meet a ghost like this, but if you do, you'll want to meet one.
Everyone, please do it.
If you can do it, raise your hands!
I want to meet a ghost like this.
I'm a ghost.
Do you want some dango?
What's with you?
Which ghost are you talking about?
Do you want some dango because you're a ghost?
You look familiar.
You don't have to go that far.
I want to meet a ghost like this.
I'll take it.
That's a lot of energy.
It's like a face-to-face talk show.
Next.
Yes.
Kinoshita. Yes.
"I want to meet a ghost like this." Go ahead.
You're sexy.
I want to meet a ghost like this.
I'm 38 years old.
Wow, that's amazing.
You're 38 years old. Yes.
You come out every night when it rains.
Yes.
Next.
Yes.
Ogasawara. Yes.
"I want to meet a ghost like this." Go ahead.
One,
two,
three,
I put down a mackerel,
eat it up.
Don't say "eat it up."
Eat it up.
I want you to eat it.
Eat it up.
Next.
Yes.
Shiroma. Yes.
I want to meet a ghost like this.
Would you like to go to the grave with me?
I'm just scared.
Does it hurt?
It doesn't hurt, does it?
Yes.
When you come out of the grave,
do you make a noise?
Are you a ghost?
When you come out of the grave,
do you make a noise?
Do you make a noise?
Yes.
Go back.
Yes.
Next.
Yes.
Hitomi. Yes.
I want to meet a ghost like this.
Go ahead.
Well,
it's a ghost,
but can I make a joke about it?
Make a joke about it?
Why? I don't know.
Don't you want to say it?
One,
two,
one, two, three, four!
Don't you want to make a joke about it?
Why do you want to make such a joke about it?
Next, Watanabe.
Yes.
Watanabe's "I want to meet a ghost like this."
Please put on some manicure.
Her voice was so small that you wouldn't think it was a TV show.
Next, Yamada.
Let's go. Yamada's "I want to meet a ghost like this."
I won't die!
I want to meet a ghost like this.
You're dying!
You made it today!
I did it!
You're amazing!
It's been a while since you've done this.
It's like fencing!
Next, Maho.
It's funny!
Your ears are so big!
A little later...
Next time...
enemy for theater actors.
Next time...
You're not as cute as you think you are.
I realized it.
She's the biggest!
Don't miss it!
Yamada's "I want to meet a ghost like this."
I'm shivering!
You're shivering?
You've always been like this.