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What do you mean?
Are you kidding me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Now, let's begin "MMB48 Entertainment".
Today, we have two Sayaka-chan.
What does it mean?
Sayaka and Sayaka will laugh out loud.
Let's clap our hands.
Please.
MMB48 Entertainment
♪ Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! No! Oh! ♪
♪ I'll stay in your heart ♪
Gemini
I'm so hungry that my voice is getting louder!
What should I do?!
Shut up!
Shut up, already!
Don't come out! But you want it, right?!
That's right!
I feel like eating fried rice and gyoza right now!
Hey, you!
There it is! It's all over my beard!
Let's fix it!
Eat whatever you like!
I'm mad at you!
Yay!
Then I'll have fried rice and gyoza!
I want pizza!
Oh, really?
Then I'll have pizza and gyoza!
Oh, okay, okay!
That's our chairman!
Hello?
He's rich!
Taishou?
Yeah!
It's me, Iwao!
That's right, that's right, that's right!
You know, there's fried rice and gyoza in the club's club room,
and there's a pizza shop in the back of the house, right?
About four or five people in front of you?
Half and half and half?
I'll order it!
Isn't that too much?
Please!
Isn't that too much?
I knew it!
When you're hungry, you think about funny things and eat!
Yeah!
Eat whatever you like!
Thank you!
And who said you looked good?!
I just felt it a little!
Tsukumo-san?
I'm here!
Okay!
Gyoza and gyoza are here!
Hey, Gyo, go get 'em!
Okay!
Sorry for the wait!
Hey!
Huh?!
Sayaka-san!
What are you doing?
Really, what are you doing?
I brought fried rice and gyoza!
No, it's not fried rice and gyoza...
What kind of joke is that?!
Joke?
No...
I'm here to order.
Well, you know...
Hurry up and eat!
Yay! Fried rice and gyoza!
Sayaka, thank you!
Two fried rice and three gyoza,
that'll be 1,900 yen!
What?!
You made it, didn't you?!
No, I just came to order.
No, no, no!
You made it and brought it all the way here!
That's stupid!
Oh, you're answering the phone!
Oh, yes, yes, the money. Here you go.
Here's your change.
Thank you very much!
You're welcome, you're welcome.
When you're done eating, please leave it in the hallway.
I'll go get it later.
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
The glue is too long. I don't need the mini- container from the Chinese restaurant anymore.
What's going on?
Come on, be quiet!
Um, are you mistaking me for someone else?
Huh? Are you Sayaka?
I'm Sayaka.
That's right.
I'm Sayaka Osanai.
Sayaka Osanai?
A new character?
You're not Sayaka Yamamoto.
Sayaka Osanai.
Sayaka Osanai?
Wow! You're a different person!
This person looks like the senior singer who made a mistake!
You look so much like her!
Sayaka-chan, it's hard to do a live show while you're working.
Huh? Sayaka was working?
I don't know.
This is a big incident!
Sayaka and Sayaka?
I can't go back to the restaurant soon.
Oh, that's right.
But I want to talk to you a little more.
I'll call the restaurant later.
Hello?
Taishou?
Oh, it's Iwao.
Yes, Iwao with a mustache.
Um...
Isn't it Iwao?
Sayaka Osanai from the Chinese restaurant?
Can I borrow you for a bit?
Is that okay?
Oh, okay!
Huh?
Taishou said yes.
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
That's Chairman Taishou for you!
They do look like each other, don't they?
They really do!
How old are you, young man?
I'm 18 years old. I'm a third-year student at Namba Northern High School.
Ms. Senka, can you take off your glasses?
You're getting used to it, aren't you?
Wow! They look exactly like each other!
Can you also take off your tripod?
Sure!
Wow!
They look exactly like each other!
But I have something I want you to do.
What is it?
Sayaka won't let you say anything you don't want her to say.
That's a good idea!
Can you say "I want to eat parfait"?
"I want to eat parfait"!
That's so cute!
Can you say "Hold me tight"?
"Hold me tight"?
That's so cute!
Can you say "Let's eat snacks together"?
"Let's eat snacks together"?
That's so cute!
Can you say "I want to eat pork cutlet"?
I don't want you to say that.
That's so cute!
I was surprised when you came back.
Thank you for waiting!
I brought you pizza!
Wow!
What are you doing?
I'm working at a pizza restaurant today.
You just wanted to come, didn't you?
That's right!
Huh? Sayaka!
Are you working at a Chinese restaurant today?
Hey, Milky!
Why? Why?
I don't think you know, but this is not Sayaka.
No, it's not Sayaka, but it's not Sayaka Yamamoto.
What do you mean? Say it again!
I knew it. Say it again!
She's not Sayaka Yamamoto of Owarive.
She's Sayaka who works at a Chinese restaurant.
Oh, I see. Say it again!
That's enough.
By the way, can we go look for Sayaka Yamamoto?
Sure, we want to meet her.
Can you say "Let's eat snacks together"?
Milky! Milky! I'm sorry.
Can you wait for me for a moment?
Let's go!
[Sayaka Yamamoto]
What?
What? What do you mean?
What? Me?
You are Sayaka Yamamoto, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Well, my name is Sayaka Osanai.
I work in Rairai Prefecture in front of the station.
I heard that there is someone who looks like you.
Is that so?
You do look like me.
You do, don't you?
We are of the same age.
What a coincidence!
Yes.
I have an idea!
Ms. Osanai, may I wear that costume?
Yes, you may.
I will change into that costume and scare them.
It sounds like fun.
Sayaka's not here.
Where did she go?
Osanai, I'm sorry.
Sayaka and my sister aren't anywhere.
They're probably sleeping with a stupid look on their faces.
In the first place, Sayaka seems smart, but she's stupid.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's cute, but she's just hiding it.
Hiding woman!
If you put it together, you're a stupid hiding woman!
Who's a stupid hiding woman?!
I'm sorry. It's not Osanai. It's Sayaka Yamamoto!
Are you guys fooling around again?!
No! This is Sayaka Yamamoto!
I've been hearing bad things about you for a while now!
Wow, you scared me!
I was going to surprise you with a cute reaction like that, but...
I'm going to do it now!
Huh? Sorry, Sayaka.
No, I'm sorry. It's a lie.
Sayaka, I'm sorry.
No, Sayaka... Are you really crying?
It's not a lie!
I'm kind of mad!
Sayaka, don't play around like that!
It's true! It's not a lie!
You're acting like a thief!
Um, I'm Osanai...
What?!
Yamamoto-san told me to come here.
They're playing around like crazy!
Well, I'll be going now.
Sayaka, you're really unforgiving.
Hey, that's enough!
Since you two have the same face, you shouldn't get carried away.
Let me get serious for once.
Excuse me, I'm young.
What?!
What?! Momotarou!
Momotarou, where did you go?!
I'm sorry.
Since you two have the same face, you can't tell them apart.
But it's kind of fun!
Momotarou, if you say that, I won't get mad.
Oh, you're back!
You're annoying!
Wait a minute, is this really Momotarou?
I'm young.
What?!
Again?!
That idiot, is he really Momotarou?!
Give it a try! I'm really Momotarou!
Come on!
I don't like it when this happens!
Now we'll have you do "I don't like it when this happens!"
There are tools behind you.
Use them and come forward and say a word.
Okay!
Ogasawara!
Ogasawara's "I don't like it when this happens!"
Ping pong!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
What's in it? There's nothing in it.
What?!
Don't be so rhythmical!
It's so funny!
I wanted to hear more!
I know!
Next!
Kinoshita!
I don't like it when this happens!
Don't give it out!
Give me the box!
That's not a service!
To make it easier to eat.
Okay!
Let's go! "I don't like it when this happens!"
Delivery has arrived!
Huh?
Come in!
But, but!
Give me the money!
Can you give it?
Even if you smile like that, we won't give you the money!
Okay!
Yes!
Okay, Yamada, can you do it?
I can!
Okay, Yamada, let's go!
This!
Huh? You're only using that?
Only this!
Yamada, you don't like it when this happens!
Please!
Can I sit down?
Yes!
Chii!
"Chii!" Really? "Chii!"
What?
Zaru-jizo!
"Zaru-jizo!" What's that?
Chii!
Oh!
You're only 38 years old!
Thank you!
No, go back!
Okay, next!
Yes!
Okay, Watanabe, let's go!
I don't like it when this happens!
Please!
Here's your pizza!
Huh?
Did you want to see me?
What period are you talking about?
Give me a clear period!
Don't copy me!
Are you adults or what?!
What are you doing in the middle of the morning?!
I'm 38 years old.
You're 38 years old.
Did I say you look like something?
You look like a turtle.
No, you look like a ball.
You shed tears and gave birth to a ball, didn't you?!
Cut it out!
Next!
Hitomi, let's go!
Hitomi, "I don't like it like this." Go ahead.
Thank you for waiting.
I don't want it.
I brought a gag.
Here I go!
What kind of heart do you have?!
You must have a different kind of heart.
Cut it out!
"I don't like it like this." Go ahead.
Do you want pizza?
Do you want elbow pizza?
Let's do it together first!
You're wrong.
What is it?!
What is "knee"?
I opened the lid and it's empty!
That's cute!
That's not what I'm saying!
I'm talking about what you did!
Go back!
That's cute!
That's not cute!
Don't judge my cuteness all the time!
What did you do?
What did I do?
Bite me!
Bite me and say it!
Next, Yamamoto.
Yamamoto's "I don't like it when it comes out like this"
Thank you for waiting!
Pizza! No, I mean pizza!
You don't have to say it properly!
Japanese people like pizza more!
If you say "pizza"...
Next! Fukumoto!
Fukumoto's "I don't like it when it comes out like this"
Thank you for waiting! Five pizzas!
Don't do it!
Don't throw it!
This number...
It's probably a giveaway, right? Five pizzas!
You can't throw pizza at a giveaway!
Powerful is better!
Powerful is better?
Please pick it up for me!
Hurry up!
Roll it up!
I'm an "s", right?
That's the strongest one.
Don't make me do it, you idiot!
Kinoshita!
Yes!
Kinoshita's "I don't like it when it comes out like this"
Thank you for waiting!
Yes, my hair grew back!
Don't make me do it, you idiot!
That's too much!
You can't do it in Zaru-soba, you dimwitted!
Mother!
Yes!
Mrs. Ogasawara!
Yes!
Mrs. Ogasawara's order is ready!
Ding-dong!
Thank you for waiting!
This is Shicho-sudare! May I come in?
Bring me Zaru-soba!
I won't accept it!
Oh, no!
You won't accept it at all!
I won't accept it at all! You scared me!
Shicho-sudare isn't funny at all!
Isn't it funny?
It's funny, it's funny!
I didn't know what you said earlier.
Earlier?
Yes.
Earlier was better.
Earlier was better?
Reflect in the dressing room!
Yamadaro! Yamadaro! You can't come out like this! Please come in!
Oh, no!
You!
You're funny!
You! Get some more sleep!
You're funny!
Okay! So...
Did you learn something?
Yes! Um...
Before Hitomi joined NMB48...
...she wanted to be a comedian.
That's right!
You...
That information is worse than the beginning of this segment!
What are you telling me now?
You're giving me a joke, aren't you?
A joke?
Let's end it with that.
What are you talking about?!
Are you serious?!
Yes!
Are you serious?!
Yes!
Can I do it?
Yes! Do it!
Okay, um...
I'll do the Shinkansen's toilet flush with facial expressions.
Go ahead!
Go back!
Yes!
That's great!
Who is it?
Hello, this is Yamamoto.
What?! Oh, yes!
But I have a partner...
What?! Oh, yes...
I'd like to go out with you at least once...
What?! What?! Today?! Oh, yes!
What's up?
Oh, it's annoying!
It can't be helped... Sayaka, do your best!
I feel like I want to wear school uniform in broad daylight...
Oh, yes...
A comedy show of O-Live will be held at the gym soon.
A special guest will also appear.
We are looking forward to your visit!
This is a notice from the broadcasting club!
O-LIVE will have a live show at the gym soon!
We are looking forward to your visit!
Hello! Hello!
I'm Sayaka! Hello!
Sayaka, will you listen to me?
I don't like it.
Why? Listen!
The other day, we were lined up in front of a ramen shop.
Then, they started to kick us out of the shop.
How did they do it?
They were lining up like this.
Wow, they were lining up a lot...
No, it's not like that.
It's normal for them to do that.
Really?
Are we lined up?
Yes, we are.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
You are so polite.
I'm sorry.
Do you do that sometimes?
I'm sorry!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I'm sorry!
That's not good. You are pushing me away.
After all, you are lining up for me.
That's good.
There are a lot of people who have bad manners recently.
Bad manners? Who?
Smelling cigarettes or something like that.
There is, there is, there is.
Smelling like this.
Smelling like that?
Smelling like that.
Smelling like this.
You are like a movie star. You smell like that.
You don't have to help me.
You don't have to be happy about it.
Boring!
You are pretty.
You should act like a normal person.
You have really bad manners, so you shouldn't do that.
You have worse manners.
Where is it?
This is it!
You are doing manzai while saying anything.
Eat it!
Your cheeks are swollen.
Your face is like this.
If it's like that, I'll say it.
You are also doing manzai while putting rice in your chin.
No, this is the truth.
Is it true?
If it's true, it will be a big hit and become a hot topic.
If you break it up like this, it's fine.
You shouldn't break it up like that.
Thank you very much!
Sayaka's manzai was pretty good, right?
Yes, it was okay.
But your face is annoying.
It was fun!
Huh?
Which one?
Osanai-san?
What do you mean by "which one"?
Umm...
Yamamoto-san?
Why are you being so nice?
It's gross.
This is Yamamoto Sayaka.
You know what I mean, don't you?
Anyway, manzai bokeh is difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
People who have experienced bokeh are good at saying things like this.
For more information, search for "elecigram".
It's sharp.
What is "elecigram"?
What?
Sayaka-san!
I'm doing all the sewing at school.
When you were in high school, you went fencing.
I'm Yabushita Shuu, 3rd year in 4th grade.
My next dream is...
A girl ghost appears!
I'm Shiroma, the vice president of Noonogo Girls Academy.
Let's make Shiroma-san's dream come true!
Me too!
Shiroma-san's fencing is amazing!
I won't die!
You won't die!
The match is also smiling!
Please watch it!
Excuse me!
NMB48 comedians' DVDs will be released!
I'll show you a lot of the behind-the-scenes of "Miss Bullside", which I worked hard for "Our Live"!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!