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Nnbpop 8 comedians!
Starting today, Ayanijo Academy will meet!
A new wind will blow!
And I, Nanamomo, will show you perverted manzai!
I have no idea what you're talking about!
Before you go to sleep tonight, please laugh a little!
Alright, let's go!
♪ I loved you so much ♪
♪ In the deep of my dream, ♪
♪ I finally fell in love with you ♪
Yuri's Winning Recipe
What's this?
It looks like you!
It's true! It's you, Milky!
Wow! It's me!
Who drew this?
I don't know!
I'm the one who drew it!
Um... who are you?
We are...
What?
Secondary...
Girls...
Club!
Oa Live!
What? Secondary Girls Club?
Oa Live...
Secondary school had Oa Live.
Secondary school is for music, play, and art.
You guys are so rude!
Oa Live is for art!
You can't run away! You can't run away! You can't run away! You can't run away!
Before that, let me introduce myself!
I'm Momoka Kinoshita!
I'm in charge of everyone's feelings!
Instead of that, I'll make you smile!
Nice! Goal!
I'm 13 years old, second year middle school student from Osaka.
I'm Momoka Kinoshita!
My favorite word is "potato chips"!
Don't look at me too much!
From your eyes...
To everyone's eyes...
Eyes game!
Win!
I'm 13 years old, second year middle school student from Osaka.
My eyes are Momoka Kinoshita's eyes!
My specialty is one-shot jokes! Here I go!
Get into your positions! Ready, bow your heads!
Nice to meet you, everyone!
You can really accept anything!
Hello!
Huh? You're late!
You're covered in mustaches!
Oh, thank you for covering me in mustaches today as well!
You're covered in mustaches! You're covered in mustaches!
I'm covered in mustaches?
Huh? He's our chairman.
Chairman?!
Yes, chairman of the second department.
What?!
You're covered in mustaches?!
That's right.
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't think it was a good idea.
It's not a big deal.
It is a big deal!
I'm sorry for saying "you're covered in mustaches" all this time!
We're sorry!
Momoka, you're up!
Yes!
Yes, good morning, good morning, good morning!
Oh, Mr. Iwao, you're here!
Oh, good morning, good morning.
Did you know that Mr. Iwao was the chairman of the second department?
Of course I did!
I know everything about you, Mr. Iwao!
Oh, really?
Like, you're the first girl I dated and you're a fan of mine.
I know everything about you!
And you said you bought a dog with the girl you're dating now.
You've had a toy poodle for about six months now.
You know about me, don't you?
No, no, that's not it.
No, it's not like that.
But starting today, you'll be practicing together with Koura of the second department.
Huh? What do you mean?
Actually, this is amazing.
The J.K. One Grand Prix is starting this year, right?
There's going to be a team competition.
A team competition?
This team competition is where you compete for total points for five groups of topics.
Nanma Girls Academy is going to form a team with Koura of the second department.
Oh, and there's one more amazing news.
Actually, if you're not in a group, you can still participate as middle school students.
Isn't that amazing?
So, Jo, you're in charge of comedy from now on.
I did it, Jo!
And now it's my turn!
Are you okay, Kouma?
Can you do comedy?
Yeah, I think so.
Thank you in advance!
You're amazing.
Bokeh-free test!
Now, you're going to work at a convenience store.
Please make fun of me as a customer.
If it's a good joke, I'll say it.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Good luck!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Let's go!
Mom!
Everyone!
I don't have confidence in you.
It's difficult.
If it's a comedy theater, it's 70% slippery.
What?
That's terrible.
This is a difficult one.
Let's go!
Ogasawara's challenge!
Here you are.
I'm hungry.
Thank you.
120 yen.
500 yen.
300 yen.
My feelings are priceless.
What's wrong with you?
You're priceless, so your feelings are priceless?
It's difficult!
I know it's difficult!
Was it okay?
Can you do me one more favor?
Do you want me to do you a favor?
Yes.
A favor.
What is it?
Can you give me money?
Is it a bank robbery or a convenience store robbery?
Okay.
Let's go!
Ogasawara's challenge continues!
Give me money!
Yes, it's money!
Give me money!
What?
What are you talking about?
Are you wearing that face too?
You should be wearing some kind of wolf face.
You should pay for it.
You shouldn't pay for it for the first time, but you should pay for challenging it for the second time.
Yay!
Let's go!
Yes.
Let's go, Yamamoto!
Yamamoto's challenge.
Go ahead!
Welcome!
Excuse me.
Go ahead.
Can you do it yourself?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? I don't know!
I've never worked part-time before.
I can do it somehow.
Are you stupid?
You shouldn't do it somehow.
Okay.
Yay!
Good!
Okay, next!
Kinoshita!
Yes.
Do you have anything, Kinoshita?
No, I'm good.
Go ahead.
You're good, aren't you?
You brought your assistant, didn't you?
Yes!
Okay.
Let's go.
Kinoshita's challenge.
Go ahead!
Welcome!
Excuse me.
Go ahead.
I like you!
Don't do it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you crazy?
I'm scared!
What are you doing?
You!
Power balance is weird!
Check out this hardness!
This place is amazing!
You have guts!
Thank you!
Okay, next!
Okay, let's go.
Yabushita!
Yes!
Then, I'll have a normal pudding.
A 38 year old man can't buy a pudding normally.
Okay, let's go. Yabushita's challenge. Go ahead!
Welcome!
Thank you.
Do you want me to warm it up for you?
You can't warm it up!
If you warm up the pudding, something terrible will happen!
It's something I've been worried about.
What?
In a convenience store, there are certain words you can use.
"Do you want me to warm it up for you?" "Can I put it in a bag at once?"
There are various words, right?
Yes.
You can use those words.
Okay?
Okay, next!
Okay.
You can do it.
I can do it.
You've been doing well lately.
That's right.
You're getting better and better.
I've gotten used to it.
Really?
Are you aware of it?
Yes, I am.
Then, let's go.
Let's go.
I didn't say it on purpose.
What are you going to do? Tell me a story!
Anything is fine.
Can you put it in a bag at once?
You're amazing.
Anything is fine, so put it in a bag at once.
Okay.
I just want to do it normally.
Okay.
Okay, I got it.
Let's go. It's a challenge from Yamada.
Go ahead!
Welcome!
Excuse me.
Yes?
This way, please.
Hey!
Are you looking for a product or me?
What is that?
Why not?
Huh?
That's what I'm saying.
Yes, it's a pass exchange.
I thought you'd accept it a little more.
I won't accept it. You've done a lot of things.
That's why I winked now.
Because you winked, it's no longer a topping.
Go back!
Yes, next!
Yes.
Who is it? Watanabe.
Yes.
What are you going to do?
Oh, then buy me a lunchbox.
A lunchbox?
Yes.
You can't bring a book, can you?
Absolutely not.
Yes.
Okay, I got it!
Now, let's go!
It's Watanabe's challenge!
Excuse me.
Oh, will you heat up the lunchbox?
Oh, I did.
Understood!
No, you don't have to say it.
Cold!
Are you naked?!
What's that?!
I'll wait until it gets warm, too!
Go back!
No, you don't have to say it!
Don't look at me like that!
I'm hugging you in the living room!
No, you don't have to say it!
If you say it like that, I can't do anything about it!
Go back!
Hey, what kind of comedy do you usually do?
There are only three members, so it's a comedy by two of us.
Show me!
Then, while I'm making it now, I'll do it with a judge from Kanto in mind.
Mine is a setting of a transfer student from Saitama.
That's nice!
Yes, thank you! Thank you!
I'm Yamamomo Shuu!
Shuu-chan, she's a transfer student, isn't she?
Hello! I'm Kinoshita who moved from Tokorozawa City in Saitama Prefecture to Osaka City.
But I still can't read the name of the station where I live at all!
Huh? What kind of station is it?
It says "hanatsuni" and "deru" and "hosshotsu", but...
It's "hanaten"!
It's a place with a used car center, isn't it? Is it famous?
No, you don't know the station in Kanto, do you?
Is that so?
Oh, but I can't read the name of my grandmother's station at all!
"yorokobu-ni", "tsuranaru-ni", "uri-ni", "yaburu- de"
How do you read it?
"kireuri-ariya", "kire-uri-iwaru"
Huh? You didn't learn such a four-letter idiom?
No, it's not a four-letter idiom.
It's "tanimachi-sen", isn't it?
It's "osakazen-no-joushikeya-de".
Come to think of it, Saitama had an unusual name, didn't it?
Yes, Saitama's unusual name is "ikkuni-tambo-de- gyouza", isn't it?
"gyouza"?
No, it's "gyouza"! Even if you don't read it, you know it, don't you?
"umai", "umasugiru", "saitama-meiga", "juuman- goku-manjuu"
You know it, don't you? "gyouda-shiya"
I don't know it!
I really don't know it. Where is it?
Huh? You really don't know it?
"sakitama-kofungun" is also a famous "gyouda- shiya", isn't it?
No, I don't know it at all.
After this, there is a gag about the difference between "tokorozawa" and "nishi-tokorozawa"
and "hankyun-no-hibari-gaoka-hanayashiki" and "seibu- no-hibari-gaoka".
hibari-gaoka, hibari-gaoka, hibari-gaoka, hanayashiki
Shimei Manzai
Is it bad?
I don't know if it's good enough for a manzai as soon as Aina said it.
It's too powerful.
Because it's "boketan"!
I know!
Momoka's "boke" face...
I wish I had a good "tsukkomi" face...
"Momoka's "boke" face"
Momoka, what do you think of this old man?
Who's "old man" and "old lady"?
Cut it out!
But... I don't know much about that man.
Teach me about you guys, will you?
Iwao-san, Sensei, I don't know much about you.
We have a second year students here.
We would like to know about you.
Do you have anything?
Yes.
You said it all of a sudden.
Do you have anything?
Of course we do.
She is reliable.
I got it.
Yes.
Actually, Hitomi-san is stingy enough to remember who she borrows how much money from.
What?
Who she borrows how much money from?
Oh, is that so?
If she borrows 200 yen, she remembers 200 yen.
Oh.
Give it back.
Oh, you ask for it so quickly.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I lend 200 yen to Jo-chan.
What?
Are you kidding me?
You remember it clearly.
When did you borrow 200 yen?
When I bought ice cream.
Matcha ice cream.
Yes.
What?
Matcha ice cream?
Do you remember it so clearly?
Yes.
I lent it back.
You lent it back.
That's not the problem.
You should lend it back in full.
Yes.
What else?
What else do you have?
I have something to say.
What is it?
I want to kiss you.
Oh, did you just get hungry?
What are you talking about?
What?
What is it?
"Mi-ni" is "kisu-ma" in Japanese.
That's not true.
"Kisu-ma"?
"Kisu-ma" is...
Among all the girls in NMB...
I think I can fall in love.
You can fall in love?
I don't know if I can or not.
There is no rumor about it.
I think I can do anything.
Really?
Yamada, change your seat.
What are you doing?
Change your seat.
As you know, March is quite a pervert.
When he sees my tooth, he says "Let me touch your tooth".
"Let me eat your tooth".
You want to touch his tooth?
I like his tooth.
He says "Chew my tooth", too.
Are you okay, NMB?
Employee?
Are you okay?
Doctor?
Are you okay?
What are you doing? Education!
Next!
Please tell us your story.
Kinoshita!
My name is Joe.
Joe!
My character is like this.
She is smiling like a baby.
Yes, like a baby.
She looks at me with a smile like a child.
She comforts me.
But actually, she is very cold.
What?
Wait a minute!
She is an angry Joe!
Wait a minute! Don't ruin our dream!
Joe is a very kind person.
He drinks hot milk and eats wafers.
He has a childlike voice.
He is kind, but...
When I'm out of breath in the park...
Was I out of breath over there?
He speaks with a cold tone.
Is there such a side of him?
Is there such a strict side of him?
Yes, like...
His tone of voice...
Are you kidding me?
You can't change your tone of voice like that!
But...
What kind of tone of voice is he speaking with?
What is his motive?
His motive... His eyes...
What kind of tone of voice is he speaking with?
In a park, his eyes were twitching a little.
What is his motive in a situation like this?
"What was wrong with my eyes?" "I met you in rehearsal."
It's suddenly changing.
- It's scary. - His motive is still cute.
His motive is... "If you don't do it right, I'll be upset."
Give me back my two hundred yen.
(laughs)
What are you talking about?
Soon, at the gym, a comedy live will be held.
It's a combination of Kinoshita-san of Naima Secondary School and Yamada-bucho.
We're waiting for you to come.
Hi, everyone!
I'm Nanamomo.
I'm Hentai Moe!
Hentai Moe, you're too excited.
Hey, touch my boobs!
Why are you doing this all of a sudden?
When I'm about to die, I'm going to die while being buried in a big bread.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know, do you?
What do you mean "you"?
Then...
Should I tell you?
What do you mean?
In short, all women in the world are mine!
Shaking!
Let me organize it for a moment.
What? Why?
It's not "what", but you've been saying things like "I like you" for a while now, haven't you?
Yes, I have, but what is it?
No, I knew it!
You're the one who likes me!
Huh? Huh? What do you mean "you"? Huh?
No, it's not like that!
I'm Hentai Dara!
Shaking! Shaking! Shaking!
That's gross.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So...
Let me touch your butt!
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
So...
Let me touch your butt!
Why do you want me to do that?
Then...
How about my collarbone?
No!
What if it's your hand?
Well, if it's your hand...
If it's my hand?
Yes.
What?
You fell for it, didn't you?
What? What?
This is it! The special love rice ball girls have been longing for!
This is going to make your heart skip a beat, isn't it?
Even if you say that, I don't think anything of it.
Hurry up and say it!
No! I'm not going to say it until I'm buried in your big pie!
Hurry up and say it!
Say it already!
I guess I shouldn't have done what girls don't like.
Are you sorry?
Well, since you know...
You pervert!
I'm going to be buried in your big pie!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
Today...
It was fun, but...
I don't know why...
I think Nana-chan should team up with Jo-chan.
Why?
Jo-chan!
Tell her you teamed up with her!
Jo!
Why are you looking at me like that?
Hello!
From above...
I'm Eriko.
I don't need that.
See?
Even though you want to team up with someone who's infected...
Should we team up?
Yeah!
Let's do it!
Team up!
You're 38 years old and you're making fun of me?!
Next time on "NMB48 Entertainers"...
Sayaka and Futari?
Sayaka and Sayaka have a big problem with their love life!
That's not what I'm talking about!
And on "Demae Ohiri"...
Haru-chan gets drunk again!
Sayaka!
Don't miss it! Bye-bye!