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NMB48 Comedians!
Become a crocodile, crocodile!
A legendary comedian has appeared, and the comedy club is in trouble!
Watch out for that!
A head-to-head test!
Again, a storm of rationality!
And then, a goddess and an angel do a meta- performance!
Wait, what does that mean?
It's goddess and angel's 'I don't like angels like this'!
Excuse me!
My screen!
I've always loved you
Deep in my heart
Probably in my head
Finally
You answered me
NMB48 Comedians!
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of here!
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of here!
Good morning!
Wow, you're doing it! A special comedy show performance!
I used to do it when I was young
Am I doing it right?
I'll do it one more time for you
Yeah, do it properly
Okay, here I go!
Isn't it weird?
No, it's sweet!
It's sweet, it's sweet, it's sweet
Well, well, it's what you said
It's what you said
I was really lonely just now
I was a rabbit, I'm dead
While saying that
You should do your best for this Tsukkomi Circuit
But Sensei, is there any meaning in doing this?
Isn't it obvious, you guys?
In the traditional Tsukkomi Circuit
Well, you know
What you're doing now may feel meaningless
But someday!
It will surely be of use to you guys
Doing this makes me stupid, doesn't it?
Huh?! What do you mean stupid?!
Eh?! Can you Tsukkomi if you say that?!
Alright, I get it!
If you can Tsukkomi like that
Let's do a Tsukkomi test without any competition!
Eh?!
Yeah!
Alright, Iwao-san!
After this!
Iwao will do a lot of NMV Tsukkomi!
I'll give you another CM!
After 70 seconds!
It's half and half!
Alright, Iwao-san will now
Fall down!
Right?
Yes!
If you want me to order you to do it
Do it as if you're hitting Iwao-san's enemy's face!
Understood?
Because we don't know what Iwao-san will say!
Iwao-san will do his best!
If you can do it, I don't care what you do!
Eh?!
Because it's going to be a big change!
Understood?!
First, Ogasawara!
This setting is a family restaurant, right?
"Customers!" "Customers!"
"And shop assistants!" "Yes!"
Post-it note test!
Ogasawara, go ahead!
Welcome!
Welcome to Kinokuniya bookstore!
Ah, I couldn't hear you!
That's stupid!
It's too small!
My voice is too small!
Your voice was sticking out! It was sticking out!
Because you're scared of whether you can post it or not,
you're covering your eardrums with your own hands!
"Can you do it?" "Yes!"
"I'll do my best!" "Let's go!"
Ogasawara, go ahead with the post-it note test!
Welcome! Welcome to Junkudo bookstore!
Ah, I couldn't hear you!
It doesn't matter if you can't hear me!
Why did you pull out your hair?
Because I couldn't hear you.
This isn't a competitive game!
It doesn't matter if you can't hear me!
If you're going to hit me, hit me!
Because you couldn't hear me earlier!
It doesn't matter if you can't hear me!
Again, bookstore!
But it's okay.
Do you understand?
Again, bookstore?
Yes, it's a partnership.
Right? I just changed my name.
That's true!
I always do it under Junkudo bookstore.
That's right! That's right!
I did it at a bookstore above a theater!
I thought that Junkudo would do it, too!
Ah, thank you very much!
I'll have you do it again later!
Okay, next is Fukumoto!
Okay!
It's difficult...
Let's go!
Fukumoto's post-it note test, go ahead!
Welcome! Would you like a hamburger set meal?
No, we haven't decided yet.
Wonderful! That was good!
Did you see that? I froze for a second.
Yes, I thought you would say 'sabu' but...
No, no, no, not at all.
It's like this.
And the tone! If you raise the tone, it will be better.
No, we haven't decided yet!
You wanted that tone, didn't you?
Yes, I wanted that tone.
Yes, I wanted a voice higher than the bokeh.
Because you did that tone, you said 'sabu' with all your might.
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you raise the tone?
You can say 'sabu' and cool it down or heat it up.
Ah, I see.
Ah, but it's fine, as a word.
Yes.
Fukumoto!
Wow, scary!
Fukumoto, can you say 'sabu'?
Let's go! Post-it note test, go ahead!
Win!
Welcome! We are currently waiting in the store.
We are waiting for you for 10 hours, is that okay?
You can't wait that long! Hurry up and show me your bald head!
Wait a minute!
I don't think you need that!
You have a lot of hair.
If I don't have any hair and I'm bokehed, what am I supposed to do?!
I won't have any hair!
That's good.
We will be waiting for you for about 10 hours.
But you did have a little bit of bokeh, didn't you?
Yes.
Well, sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.
Yamada, can you do it?!
Yes, of course! I'm a tsukkomi, you know.
Basically, you're always bokehed when you're in contact with me.
My true color is tsukkomi.
Your true color is an idol, isn't it?
Yes, my color is tsukkomi.
Yamada's challenge, tsukkomi challenge, let's see!
Yes, that's it!
Wait a minute, you!
That's bokeh, isn't it?!
Why do you open your own door?!
Can you do it one more time?
One more time?
It's a different one.
Yamada's last challenge, let's see!
Tsukkomi challenge, let's see!
Stop! You were in the meeting room just now, weren't you?
"I opened the door." "Do you have a family that normally comes out of the door?"
"No, I don't." "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
Here we go! Yamada, Tsukkomi, go ahead!
"Win!" "Welcome, one person, right?"
"Please go to the emergency room." "I'm going!"
"I'm going!" "Yes, yes, when you go to the emergency room,"
since you're peeping, you can't drink water, right?
"Ah, I see." "That's right, that's right."
"Do you want to try it?" "I'll try it." "You've done it before, right?" "Yes."
"Try getting in." "Yes." "Alright, Yamada, go ahead!"
"Win!" "Welcome, please go to the emergency room."
I'm going! I'll make tea like this, I'll make tea like this,
"can you do it, poke?" "Can you do it, poke?"
"Don't poke me!" "Don't poke me, don't poke me!"
Can you do it?
She's a so-called 'poke' kid.
Can you do it?
"Jouro, Tsukkomi, go ahead!" "Win!" "Welcome!"
"M-mother!" "It's been a while!"
Why are you in the living room?!
What's going on with your ecology?!
Is there anyone else who wants to go again?!
Yes!
Oh, Ogasawara was quick. Ogasawara, let's go!
Okay, let's go! Ogasawara's "tsukkomi" please!
Excuse me...
Welcome!
One person with a weird face!
Yes, yes, I have a weird face!
Wait, who has a weird face?!
I told you!
You have a habit of getting bald!
Once you have a habit of getting bald, you should get it!
I was surprised you said you have a bad habit of getting bald!
I'm doing it to expand my story, not to get bald!
Do you understand?!
Yes!
Yamamoto's "tsukkomi" test!
Go ahead!
Welcome!
Do you have a frisbee?!
"dare ga ya nen" (who said that?!)
Oh, you're just rebutting normally!
I admit you're sincere about making fun of people!
"dare ga ya nen" is a very useful word, but you shouldn't use it!
I see...
Right?!
Isn't "dare ga ya nen" a weird concept?
"dare ga ya nen" isn't weird at all!
Excuse me, but can you change it to "boke"?
Change it to "boke"?
I see...
Don't bother me!
Don't bother my people!
Fukumoto's "tsukkomi" test!
Go ahead!
Welcome!
Will you marry me?!
Oh, I'm happy!
Who would marry you?!
Oh, well, well, well...
It's fine, it's fine!
Why do you say it like that?!
It's fine!
You should go a little higher!
Can you still do it?!
I can do it!
Let's go!
Yes!
Yamada's "tsukkomi" test!
Go ahead!
Go home!
"tsukkomi" means "to deceive with volume".
If you look at it like this, you can do "jo".
Let's go "jo"! "jo"'s "tsukkomi" test! Go ahead!
Welcome!
Customers!
Oh, sorry. I didn't think of it at all.
That's enough!
That's all!
"tsukkomi" is "to deceive with volume".
That's all!
By the way, you guys!
Clean up this room! Look at how messy it is!
Clean it up before you come back! Got it?
Yes!
Let's go, Yoro!
Wait, Sensei! Where are you two going?
We're going to the Berry's Workshop's concert!
"to deceive with volume"!
"tsukkomi" is "to deceive with volume".
Everyone! I found a book of comedy!
What is a book of comedy?
Don't you know?
It is a book of tradition that is passed down in comedy clubs.
Everything about comedy is written in it.
That's it!
Great!
If you read it, you can always be funny no matter what kind of person you are.
What? No matter what kind of person you are?
That's amazing!
Right, Moa-chan?
Moa-chan, didn't this book say how to bring out a god of comedy?
A god of comedy? What is that?
I don't know anything about it.
A god of comedy is a god who always creates a situation that is funny no matter what you say or do.
He is a very grateful god.
Isn't there a day like "I laughed a lot today"?
Or "I didn't know I would slip"?
Yes, there is.
In those days, a god of comedy would stay by your side and support you in any situation.
Wow!
Nowadays, all celebrities have a god of comedy.
Wow!
I found it!
A god of comedy!
"Gera-gera-shakamuni-nyorai".
Also known as "god of comedy".
He is a goddess.
That's unexpected!
I thought a god of comedy was a man.
A man with black glasses and short height would appear on a wire like this.
Isn't that an old comedy?
That's not a god.
It's a spirit.
He is 834 years old.
However, he is perfect anti-aging and doesn't make you feel old at all.
That's not true!
It's not!
Can you shut up for a second?
If you have this god, you can get a lot of things like
manzai, conto, monoboke...
You can get all kinds of things.
Hyogida Shogo also wrote it.
Making funny puns in three times.
That's all?
That's all he wrote.
It's surprisingly difficult.
Because it's a pun, right?
It's pretty tough to laugh at a pun, isn't it?
It can't be helped. It's my turn.
I'm not saying it.
Stop it, stop it.
Then I'll go.
I'll go.
I want to go to Thailand.
Two.
No one goes to the Netherlands.
Three.
I'll go to China.
Look at me. I'm a city legend.
It's a matter of quality.
It's not helpful at all now.
What?
It's a success!
God of the Netherlands has bought Hyogida Shogo!
No!
What? What is that?
[tense music]
[laughing]
[screaming]
What is it?
Who is it?
There it is!
Slippery Devil!
Slippery Devil?
A slippery symbol that makes everything around you boring.
If you stay there for a long time, everyone there will get cold.
This is the worst!
Why did this devil come out of nowhere?
Slippery Devil's call-and-response method.
In recent years, you have seen a lot of silly triplets.
No!
Hey!
I don't think so at all!
As expected of Sberdevil!
I'm scared!
Hurry up and call the teacher!
Okay!
You didn't write how to get rid of it?
No...
I didn't!
The only way to get rid of Sberdevil...
...is to know the God of Laughter...
...they say.
That means...
...the only way is to call the God of Laughter, right?
That's right.
Oh well!
This is my revenge!
Hey, cut it out!
Jeez!
Only you can do this!
Please call the God of Laughter, Dajiru!
Please!
You're the only one who can do it!
Here I go!
One!
Please!
Give me Yuzu!
Two!
Become a demon, demon!
Three!
Oh, here it is!
I'm saved! I did it!
It came out!
It's swarming! It hurts!
Let's go! Let's go!
Please! God of laughter!
Please come out! Please help us!
Please help us!
So you were here, slippery devil.
I've been looking for you.
You've caused us so much trouble.
You don't have to call these devils.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, we have to seal it as soon as possible.
If they stay for too long, you won't be funny anymore.
God of laughter, what should we do with the seal?
There's only one way to get their attention.
There's only one!
It's to make a precise statement.
Then...
We can't do that!
You can do it.
If you're a member of this traditional club...
Hey, manager! That's training!
Training?
Look! It's a traditional club's pitch circuit!
No, no, no! Let's do it!
Here we go!
What's with you?!
Let me go!
(moaning)
No!
If you lower the cold, cold thread,
The slippery one cannot be saved.
When it slips, it's the same for both of you.
Let's have a warm talk and talk.
Well, everyone, good day!
One, two...
Why is that?
For the slippery one,
a warm talk is...
Somehow, I learned something this time.
You know, that laughing goddess...
Is she that funny?
She's a goddess, isn't she?
In other words, she's the strongest and funniest, isn't she?
Just once is enough, so I'd like to watch the story.
Doesn't it hurt?
It does, it does.
But, the one is a goddess, so...
It's not something you can watch easily, isn't it?
Is that so?
Huh? Letter Live?
Who's singing it?
I don't know...
What?!
Mi-Mi-Mira, let's go!
I don't like this angel!
Angel's ring is...
Kanji!
It's a ring of peace, but...
I don't like this angel!
It's directionless!
I'm lost...
I won't use this for my purpose...
I don't like this angel!
Its wings are too big!
It's causing me a lot of trouble!
I don't like this angel!
It's too funny!
It's picking up girls!
It's too funny!
I don't like this angel!
Muscle quality!
It's too funny!
The balance of face and body is weird!
I don't like this angel!
It's face is too scary!
It won't bring me happiness!
I don't like this angel!
Its bow is machine gun!
It's scary?
If you look closely, it's left-handed...
I don't like this angel!
It's bathing on its way home!
But it's three heads!
I don't like this angel!
It's working part-time!
It's construction site in the afternoon and convenience store at night!
Angels are hard to deal with!
I don't like this angel!
Its face is bearded!
It's a monster!
I don't like this angel!
There are a lot of angels!
I don't like this angel!
As I thought, there are a lot of angels!
There are a lot of beards here!
I don't like this angel!
It's like this!
There are only beards here! Where did the angel go?
I can't do this angel's outfit!
I don't like this angel!
Thank you very much!
My butt has finally broken!
It looks like you can go to space!
Let's go!
Next episode of "NMB48 Entertainers" is...
Second All Live!
Please watch it!
Before we knew it, "NMB48 Entertainers" DVD was released!
There are a lot of scoring videos, like the MG scene in "Erakashi", etc.
For more information, please visit the program's homepage.