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Now, it's started!
"nmv48 entertainer"!
Watch out!
This week, a mysterious beautiful girl appears!
I'm sorry.
And, in our live and commercial, let's go to the pool!
Who is "Ms. Poolside"?!
Today too, before you go to sleep, please smile a little!
It's started!
I loved you so much,
the most in my heart.
I love you
Energy Potion
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Oh, chief!
You guys are disgusting.
I was thinking of a funny joke for next Wednesday's competition.
You're good at butterflies, right?
So I thought it would be funny if you came out of the side and said "zappa!"
I was asking Yoshida-san for an objective opinion.
I was called by Goto-sensei.
But comedy club is still fun.
It might be fun, but if you leave it like that, you might die.
It's a wish, so be aware of it.
More than that, the Sanpachi bike for manzai was broken the other day.
It costs 120,000 yen to repair it.
I can't do manzai!
What should we do?
Good morning!
Sensei, what should we do about the mic's repair fee?
You guys have been talking about money a lot lately.
But we don't have much money.
If we don't have a mic, we can't do manzai!
I know that!
That's why I brought you guys work today!
Work?
Hey! Come on out!
Excuse me! My name is Yagura, and I'm in charge of the girls' club.
Girls' club?
Oh, Yagura-san, how are you?
How are you? Do you know me?
When I was in middle school, I was in the girls' club.
What is "girls' club"?
Oh, girls' club is...
For example, those models who appear in school pamphlets and homepages,
those models who advertise schools,
those are all girls' club members.
Recently, many girls have appeared in school pamphlets and homepages,
and the contents of some girls' encouragement videos have also become very popular.
What kind of videos?
For example, today I got a request from the baseball club of my school.
I couldn't go to the girls' club, but your hard work for the past three years is not in vain!
I did it before the entrance exam season.
Let's study hard!
Not from tomorrow. Let's work hard from today!
So, why are you wearing school uniforms?
During club activities, I wear white one-piece school uniforms.
The motto of the girls' club is...
Enthusiasm!
Cuteness!
Beauty!
Wow!
What do you do for a living?
Our beauty club publishes an online magazine every month.
I'd like to put your articles in it.
Our beauty club is full of cute and boring girls.
I'd like you to tell me the secret of your funniness.
I'll join the beauty club!
No! You're in our club!
Because I'm cute and nothing else.
I don't think so! You have 7 or 8 other cute things.
You're funny! Funny and cute! I admire you girls!
Well, I hope you'll cooperate with us.
To be honest...
It's too small.
We always upload cute videos.
So we'd like you to tell us something funny and cute.
Something funny and cute?
What kind of homepage do you upload cute videos?
Would you like me to do it?
Go ahead!
Watch out!
I'm sorry.
It's because you were working.
She is cute and kind.
I'm talking now.
She is cute and kind.
Do you want to make her cute and funny?
Yes, I do.
All right.
An interesting and cute comment.
You can do it, can't you?
It's easy.
You are not energetic at all.
I can see that you are not sleeping.
All of you are the same.
Let's do it.
Ogasawara.
Yes.
An interesting and cute comment.
I cut my finger.
Instead of that, I cut a tuna.
What are you talking about?
You are amazing.
You cut a tuna.
It's difficult for two adults.
All right.
Ogasawara.
Let's continue eating.
Ogasawara.
An interesting and cute comment.
Hey, look at that.
It's the land of South Aoyama.
It's scary.
It's scary and cute.
It's funny.
It's interesting and cute.
It's funny.
Let's continue eating.
Ogasawara.
An interesting and cute comment.
I like your delicious kiss.
It's like a tempura.
Is it?
It hurts.
Is it like a white and warm kiss?
It hurts more than I imagined.
It doesn't hurt.
Let's eat it.
All right.
Ogasawara.
An interesting and cute comment.
Here you are.
I am a beautiful girl warrior.
The moon has changed.
It's August.
What's up with you today?
Are you in a good mood, too?
You're in a good mood.
An interesting and cute comment. Here you are.
Let's go to an amusement park together next time.
Wow!
You guys talk about everything.
Let's go, Yamamoto.
An interesting and cute comment. Here you are.
After training, I finally broke my jaw.
It's not abs.
Keep your abs.
What's wrong with your jaw breaking?
It's fine.
What's wrong with you today? You're in a good mood.
Is the topic suitable for you?
Maybe.
Let's go.
An interesting and cute comment. Here you are.
Oh!
Look!
It's a heart-shaped UFO.
You're kind.
It's good.
It's a heart-shaped UFO.
Do you want to ride it?
Not really.
Let's go, Fukumoto.
An interesting and cute comment. Here you are.
Can I...
I'm scared!
You said it so suddenly.
What is it?
I don't know how to answer it.
You guys did it well.
One person did it once.
An interesting and cute comment.
If you like it...
Let's go, Yamamoto.
An interesting and cute comment. Here you are.
Do you want to see my swimsuit?
Okay, but only my belly.
I can't say anything.
What?
You laughed at me, didn't you?
I laughed at you!
But you laughed at me.
Next, Yamada!
What? The name of the footballer?
Iwao Terumoto!
What are you talking about?
Iwao Terumoto doesn't know my name! Go back!
Next, Yamada!
Yamada, please say something funny and cute!
Where do you want to go next? A hot spring?
But you're still not good enough!
You're cute! You're cute all the time!
You're funny and cute! You're cute!
I don't know! Do you know?
Hey, Yagura, how was it?
It was very funny and cute!
Oh, that's good!
Can they go over there?
I think they can.
Alright! That's good! This is OK!
Sensei, what does "over there" mean?
It's "over there"!
What?
It's "over there"!
Let's go to a store with Sensei and Joe next time!
Yay!
Let's get a wheelhouse!
Yay!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go and talk with Yagura.
Yes.
Let's do our best!
Let's go!
Yes.
This is it, but...
Hmm?
No. Summer World Miss Poolside
Request for participants?
"Miss Poolside"?
The prize money is 200,000 yen!?
200,000!?
I'll fix the microphone!
Wow! You can do manzai!
Every year, we, the girls' club, used to perform,
but this year, we have the same schedule as the joint school explanation meeting...
But you won't do a swimsuit screening, will you?
Can you win in a live performance?
As a recent trend,
rather than a super cute group,
a funny and cute group is better for screening!
If you talk about it in the staff room,
Sensei Goto will say there are six good people...
I see!
"Miss Poolside" is won by the beautiful girls' club who have been No. 1 for nine years in a row!
This year, everyone, please give our school a trophy!
No, we like it!
Even now, we want to fix the microphone...
But if there are six of you...
Does that mean Miss Yoshida is one of you?
We can't win just by doing a live performance!
If my beauty can be of use here,
the former beautiful girls' club, the chief of CA club, Akari Yoshida!
For the sake of our live performance, let's take off our clothes!
No...
Let's put on our swimsuits!
Thank you very much!
Okay! Let's earn funny and cute parts!
Oh!
"Miss Poolside" is won by the beautiful girls' club who have been No. 1 for nine years in a row!
"Entertainment Automate" will be released on December 25th at home!
Full of bonus videos!
Oh, it was so much fun!
It was so much fun!
It's a must-see for students and members!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Entry No. 24, Rapper Girls Academy Team!
Sayaka Yamamoto!
Watanabe Miyuki!
Yamananda!
Basawara Mayu!
Kumoto Aina!
Yoshida Akari!
Currently, No. Jogakuin has been in a slump since the creation of Ms. Poolside!
This time, instead of a pretty girl club, a comedy club and a commercial club will form a tag team and challenge!
If you get a prize, you'll want to fix your broken microphone!
The theme of the team is "interesting and cute"!
Let me announce it!
The Miss Pool Side this year, chosen by all 38 teams is...
Sayaka, it's about time you went out.
Sayaka, what's wrong? Are you okay?
I ate shaved ice in the pool.
My stomach hurts.
What are you doing?
How many times did you eat shaved ice?
Five times.
Come on, what are you doing?
What should I do?
Today's comedy show is...
Sayamilky's Ms. Yamamotsu is not feeling well,
so it's a quick combination of ad-libs and manzai.
Please watch it with warm eyes!
Good evening!
I'm Nanomilky!
It's already summer!
You're right!
Honestly, it's a tough season for you, isn't it?
Who are you calling "you"?
Doesn't age matter?
No, no.
To be honest, there's a generation gap.
That's not true! It doesn't matter!
Because the first CD you bought was "Swim, Taiyaki-kun", right?
No! Who's "Taiyaki-kun" from Showa?
It's SMAP's "Celery"!
"Celery"?
Yeah, you know it, right?
I know SMAP, but "Celery" is a little...
Yeah, you know it for sure! It's SMAP's "Celery", right?
I'm sorry.
The environment I grew up in is different from yours.
Yeah, I know!
Huh?
"The environment I grew up in is different" is SMAP's "Celery" lyrics!
No, I just thought of it.
No, it's not "just thought of".
I'm sorry.
I'll try my best to make you talk to me.
Yeah, I know!
Huh?
It's "Celery" chorus!
No, it's not like that!
You know, there's something I look forward to every summer.
Group work?
No, no one does group work!
Since 2005, school support!
School support! I'm really looking forward to it, too!
A high school police officer shoots a butter in the middle of the summer!
This is big! The butter is bigger than I thought!
Yes! It's big, it's big, it's big!
I got the catcher ready! Catcher fly!
No, it's embarrassing!
Catcher fly, catch pose, model, homerun!
Cool!
Okay, okay, okay! I got a homerun!
Yamada is waving his hand towards the audience.
He's turning slowly and slowly for three years to soak up his feelings.
Now, with four hands back, he's still losing by ten points!
No, it's embarrassing!
I'm losing by ten points, but I'm waving my hand like this.
I'll be booed!
Why haven't you been doing it properly for a while?
I'm sorry. The environment I grew up in is different from yours.
No, it's fine! Thank you very much!
Well, I'm glad you suddenly decided to do it.
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for watching.
How was today's manzai?
Well, to be honest, it's twenty points.
Twenty points?!
Well, I'll give it a grade just because you suddenly decided to do it.
Well, that's a hundred points.
Then, why is it twenty points?
You should have tried harder to say it.
Huh?! What's wrong with it?!
Whether you'll give it a hundred points or twenty points, it depends on how you say it.
Does that mean I'm giving you a twenty points grade for your manzai?
I'm not saying that, but I'm giving you an eighty points grade for your manzai.
Come on, don't say things you don't know!
But...
Cat!
What's with you all of a sudden?
Cat!
What's with you all of a sudden?
Oh, there you are, Yo-san!
You know, I ran out of electricity in my office...
Cat!
Correct!
That's amazing!
Out of all the animals in the animal kingdom, the one that is said to be the cutest is a cat!
Correct!
What are you saying?
Female cat?
Female cat!
That's right!
Not male cat, but what?
Female cat, correct!
Correct!
What are you saying?
It's not male cat, is it?
Cat!
Yes?
400,000 yen?
400,000 yen, incorrect!
Iwao-san, what a shame!
The highest mountain in the world is in a hurry to answer "what" and 400,000 yen is incorrect!
What are you saying, Iwao-san?
I don't care about that!
Well, then...
Here I go!
Please!
Amazing!
Just one comment and it's already so interesting!
Amazing!
What is "just one comment"?
That will be revealed later!
Who is it?
Let's melt in the pool!
Yeah!
Everyone, please come up from the pool and say something!
Fukumoto!
Yes!
The one that floats!
Yes!
Let's use it!
Please say something!
Don't take one step away from your opponent!
Yamamoto, please!
Hey, let's play baseball? Ball?
It's okay, I have two of them here.
That's weird!
Can you say that?
Baseball or softball, which one is bigger?
Softball.
Softball, amazing! You're confident!
Yes!
Kougasawara, please!
I tried it on, does it fit me well?
Of course! It fits you well!
Does it fit you well?
It doesn't.
It doesn't, does it?
That means it's sticking out from the side.
It doesn't matter.
Let's go, Joe!
Wow, you used a big one!
Let's use this one. Joe, please!
Let's ride it together!
You're so pure and innocent, it cleanses my heart!
I don't know why, but I really want to take you to the pool.
Let's go, Yoshida!
Yoshida, please say something!
How is it? Does your nose feel better?
Does it?
If you don't feel better, you'll get another symptom!
Let's go, Yagura!
Let's use the beach board!
Yagura, please say something!
I'm going to be born!
Bang!
What?
What did you say?
Yui-chan, this way too.
You did it!
You did it again!
OK, next one!
Using two beach balls, say the next one, please!
This is earth, and this is comet.
What's that?
You, Arai, don't explain it!
If there is such a science teacher like you, you'll get scared easily.
Watanabe, let's go!
Let's say Watanabe's one word using the floor, please!
Ah, I'm going to be born!
Well, we're in the same house, so...
Wait a minute, you're not allowed to be born!
But it's about time, right?
Yes!
Would you close it tightly?
Yes!
Yamada, please use human-shaped underwater glasses!
With this, I think I can cut onions with you forever!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
Eh?!
Is it no good?
If it's a two-choice question of "is it no good" or "is it not no good", it's no good!
Is that so?
Yes, you too, Guto-san.
Courage is...
What's wrong with you?!
Guto-san!
I'm fine! You're pretending to be crazy, aren't you?!
Go back!
Guto-san!
Why do I have to show myself?!
Please!
Yamada, please close it!
Wait a minute, I'll look!
You'll look?!
Is it okay like this?!
I won't do it like this!
Oh, you're cool!
You're cool!
*clears throat*
Excuse me!
With this, do you have 80,000 yen in rent?!
As expected!
Here it is!
Wow!
Even if you're a professional!
You have 18 years of experience!
Yay!
My stomach hurts!
The next "nnb48" comedian will appear in "legendary comedy book" "giselle devil"!
Your life is in trouble!
"The storm of Paris Line" "Wait a minute, you!"
"Kouson!" "It's been a while!"
Get out of my way!
Please watch it!
Comedian and young magazine collaborate!
You look like a lemon!
"Number Girl Academy" original swimsuit "gravure" will be released on 27th Monday in young magazine!