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Here we go! "NMB48 Entertainers"!
This time, a mysterious senior appears in a comedy club.
Who is this person?!
Wait a minute!
Kuryu-tan, did you solve the mystery?
And now, let's pose!
For now, everyone is naked.
You can't open this part! You can't open it at all!
Before you go to sleep today, please smile a little!
Alright, let's go!
NMB48 Entertainers
Boss! The sales of fried noodles are so good!
I know, right? There's only this much for 300 yen.
And if you go to a store in Ikata, you can sell a lot!
The president of BTA bought me 30 of them!
I know, right?
Skekio, worried about increasing consumption tax.
Correct! So close!
The correct answer is "Skekio, worried about pension issues."
Isn't it a little difficult?
Now, the second question!
Yakisoba!
Correct!
Hey!
Help me with the yakisoba too!
But we have to do the register quiz
after the dance
which is popular in the comedy club!
Well, well...
Lunchtime is almost over,
so let's take a break!
It's painful...
Then I...
I'll go get it!
Good morning!
Sensei, it's been a while, hasn't it?
You took a break from school, didn't you?
That's right!
What happened?
I bought a house in Ikea, but it took me a lot of time to set it up.
What?
It took you a lot of time.
There were a lot of screws.
What's the reason for that?
It doesn't matter.
Today is the summer festival, and a great person came to this O-WA-LIVE.
Who is this great person?
He's a professional entertainer.
And he's a star who's doing a great job in Osaka.
Who is it?
And he's a graduate of this O-WA-LIVE.
I'm so excited! Who is it?
Well, I won't say it here and now.
Just say it!
Jo, Jo!
You're such a bad talker!
That's not a compliment anymore.
It's a complaint!
And there's something I want to say to you guys.
You should never do anything rude to that person.
And you should never say anything that will make them angry.
Do you understand?
Is he such a scary person?
He's really scary!
He grabs you by the neck and grabs you by the wall!
He grabs you by the hot plate and grabs you by the face!
He grabs you by the corner of the desk and grabs you!
I can't do it!
That's why you should never get angry!
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm leaving now.
Where are you going?
I'm going to put furniture together.
Are you going to do it again?
Make sure you do it right!
Okay!
You can't be rude!
I'll do it right!
I'll hit you on the desk with a gun in my hand!
Hi everyone! It's been a while!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Who is it?
Huh?
Huh? Does everyone know?
Who is this person?
Who is it?
It's been a while, senpai.
Do you remember me?
I changed my hairstyle a little, so I'm worried you won't notice me.
I remember you.
What are you talking about?
Oh no, what should I do?
Does everyone know me?
I don't know you at all.
Who is it?
Oh, it's Sayaka!
She knows me!
Hi!
It's been a while.
It's like we've met before!
How long has it been?
This is Sayaka, a young girl from Dairai Prefecture.
When she picks up the phone,
she's a good girl who'll order 600 yen worth of yakisoba for you.
She used to be popular in high school.
Has it been about three months?
No, it hasn't been that long.
What? Sayanei knows me!
Sayaka can do it!
If Sayaka knows me, I can get by!
It doesn't seem like it.
Oh, senpai!
I'm sorry, I was in a meeting with Sayaka, so I'll be out for a bit.
Okay, okay!
I'm sorry!
You've gotten used to me, haven't you?
I don't know you.
Sayaka said "long time no see" to you, didn't she?
I don't remember it at all. This is bad.
Don't push me. Don't push me, Sayaka-chan. I'm calling you.
Well, we're on the same page, aren't we?
Sayaka-chan's yakisoba is delicious, isn't it?
Have you already eaten yakisoba?
If it's 300 yen worth of food, it's a good deal, isn't it?
It's 600 yen, isn't it?
It's terrible!
Is it really that bad?
Sayaka-chan, it's hard to finish a live show while working part-time.
What? Sayaka worked part-time?
I don't know.
Oh, then I'll keep it a secret.
Sayaka-senpai, I'd like you to look at me and give me some advice.
With a picture?
Oh, thank you.
We're going to show you the "sukekiyo" gesture after "bondori", so I'm going to go backstage for a bit.
You're still doing "sukekiyo"?
That's pretty tough, isn't it? It's pretty tiring, isn't it?
That's right.
Everyone, be honest with me.
Do you know that person?
But, Sayaka, you've been to that person's house, haven't you?
No, I haven't!
Oh, right!
Manager, are you taking 600 yen for yakisoba?
Huh?! It's 300 yen!
Huh? Yamamoto?
It's not Osanai-san. Is it someone else?
Oh, right! Sayaka, do you work part-time?
No, I don't.
I don't know.
Huh? Then who is that person?
Wait a minute!
Cleo-san, did you solve the riddle?
I see. The riddle has been solved.
Part-time job. No, yakisoba.
Based on this information,
Sayaka Yamamoto is mistaken for a Chinese-related delivery company.
I see!
Then who is that person?
That is...
I don't know at all!
I don't know either!
Wow, senpai, you're so pretty!
Seriously, you're not cute at all!
No, no, no...
I admire you!
Well, I heard you'll all become cute.
I want to become cute like you!
You're all so cute!
Thank you!
Are you all doing an over-live?
Tanigawa-chan and I are in the maid club.
Ah, there's still more in the maid club!
Yes! Today, we'll be showing you places in the maid club, so please come if you like!
Ah, really? I'll go invite you next time.
We'll be going now.
See you later!
Bye-bye! See you later!
Wow, senpai, it's been such a long time!
I know, right? You've become so cute!
Huh? Senpai, you've lost some weight!
Huh? You know?!
You've lost so much weight!
Seriously?!
Wow!
Thank you! I'm so happy! I'll work hard!
Senpai, what kind of diet are you on?
It's liver medicine, so...
I want to try liver medicine with you!
Let's go eat liver medicine, okay?
I want it so bad!
I'm going to the bathroom.
Ah, okay!
See you later! Bye-bye!
Go to the bathroom, okay?
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, Miyuki! Do you know who that person is?
Huh?
No, it's the person we were just talking about!
We were just talking about you, senpai!
Ah!
Who is that person?
I don't know.
Huh?!
Wow, this girl is scary!
This girl is scary!
Who is that person?
Don't say "that person"!
This is bad...
Now we're completely out of clues...
But I can't remember anything!
Seriously, who is that person?!
Who...
So that's what you did!
You guys! Line up over there!
Everyone, over there!
Sit down! Over there!
Over there!
Who's an idiot?!
You guys are too rude!
Hey!
Senior!
Big star!
And a graduate of this school!
What are you doing to me, you idiot?!
Huh?!
You can't even remember such a game?
I won't forgive you!
There's also a JK One poster there, right?!
Wow!
You're right. I remember now.
No, you don't.
You know what?
In the world of comedy, society is harsh!
Remember that! Got it?!
Yes...
I'm sorry!
We're sorry!
Well...
We had our misunderstandings, too.
That's enough.
I'm going to eat tokoroten.
She's gone.
Alright.
Finally...
Let's say "ready, set..." together.
Ready...
Ready, set...
Who's an idiot?!
Seriously, who's an idiot?!
I can't remember at all!
Even if you tell me to look at the JK One poster!
Isn't it this?
I don't know anymore!
She's wrong!
That's right! She's wrong!
Good morning!
Teacher! Yesterday, I saw you in front of Number's station. What were you doing?
I wasn't doing anything! I'm sorry, but you were taking off your shirt because it was so hot!
What?
Because it was so hot!
That's terrible!
No, no, that's not it. You guys are in big trouble this time!
Who is that person?
Who is it? I'm sorry, but you...
I'm talking about you! Rika Kishino!
I don't know you!
Have we met before?
No, that's not it. Last year, you came all the way to see me and even gave me candy!
Well, it's my first time meeting you, but...
Do you remember me?
Not at all.
But you're a very popular person, aren't you?
That's right.
I'm not popular at all!
What?!
Last time, I lost in the second round of the R-1.
What?!
But Sensei told me that you're a big star entertainer!
This is Sensei's trap.
Trap?
Yes! It's good for you guys to live on entertainment from now on!
For example, when you guys are walking in the TV station hallway or in the concert hall's dressing room...
Oh! It's been a while! How are you doing?
Oh! It's been a while!
Huh?!
Oh! It's been a while! I'm sorry!
Who are you?!
In order for you guys to make the most of that experience...
I made that situation for you this time.
Do you understand?
In that case...
Let's go eat.
That's right, that's right.
Is there a shop in Ibis?
Do you understand? That kind of adaptability is important!
Yes!
You understand, right?
Yes!
It's been a while, man.
No, like an outsider.
Thank you for everything.
No, no, no.
The numbers were good.
No, numbers don't matter.
Next time...
We'll do the second location of inline skating.
No, no, what kind of location?
What's that?
The second location won't be popular, right?
Today's topic is...
Let's match poses!
Yay!
We'll all do the poses that we'll show you now.
If you get them right, you win.
Yes.
That's how it is.
The first members are...
Yamamoto Yamada, Fukumoto Ogasawara, and Iwao-san.
Iwao-san!
Iwao-san will be one of the members.
There's no way we'll match.
Old man and teenager...
It's easy to tell who's who.
It's really easy to tell.
But if we match Iwao-san's pose, we'll win, right?
If we match Iwao-san's pose, we'll win.
I see.
That's one of your strategies.
Yes.
Let's start with the first topic.
The first topic is...
Gravia Idol.
There are various poses for Gravia Idol.
Let's see which one is Gravia Idol.
Yes.
Let's start.
Speaking of Gravia Idol...
One, two...
Go!
Everyone, before we start...
No!
Wait!
You're not ready at all.
Lastly...
I'm tired of playing around with you.
I'm tired of it.
Indie! Indie!
Joy toy! Joy toy!
Lastly...
Joy toy!
Lastly...
Joy toy!
I'm sorry.
What kind of pose is this?
It's a pose where you show this line.
No, let's get together now and do it!
But it's Gravia, so...
It's Gravia Idol! Gravia Idol!
This is my image.
There's a proper, typical pose!
If you don't bite it, it won't come true!
Wait a minute...
Is it okay?
Is it okay for you to pose like that?
What... what are you doing?
I can't hide it.
You can't even come out!
What are you doing?
It's open, so you can't come out!
You can't open it!
You can't open it the most!
You can't close it the most!
You can see the protrusion!
No!
It's like this!
This is...
It's close.
This!
I'll say it again!
This!
Is that it?
It's like this!
What are you wearing?!
My shoulder...
Your shoulder is brown, so...
What is this?
I'm taking it off.
Oh, you're taking it off.
This is pretty good, too!
Yes, it's a point where it comes out.
I see!
What?
Are you going to say "oh"?
Since "Inland of Joy"...
Yes?
What is it?
It's Yamakura.
Isn't it baseball?!
You brought an old player again!
Yamakura is the only catcher in the game.
Yamakura is the only catcher in the game!
You are a giant from the past.
The topic of "gravure idol" is...
No!
You said "yo, eh?"
Hey!
You said "yo, eh?" from the bottom of your stomach!
It's a little difficult.
You are...
I was impatient.
I didn't know it was a trap of Goto-sensei.
I don't remember it.
I was impatient.
By the way, why are you here?
It's a color of martial arts.
Thank you, idiot.
As always.
By the way, did the maids know about you?
Of course not!
Idiot.
But, since you did "manzai" last time, you seem to like "waraibu" quite a lot.
We have "waraibu" today, don't we?
You look like it, idiot.
All right!
Did I make you laugh?
That's right.
I'll show you a funny story!
Yeah!
But today's item is a little different.
What are you going to do?
That's a child's smile!
Announcement from the broadcasting club!
There will be a "waraibu" "manzai" live soon at the gym!
If you have time, please come!
Good morning!
I'm Aijou-chan!
Good morning!
Joachim!
We're doing it in paint this time, but there are three of us, and it's lively.
You want to go somewhere, don't you?
I want to go on a trip!
I want to go on a trip, too!
Then, you can have a snack up to 300 yen!
Yes, yes, yes!
Then, Ma-chan!
Do carrots go in snacks?
Oh, that's a vegetable...
Yes, yes, yes!
Do potatoes go in snacks?
Oh, that's OK!
Teacher, do potatoes go in snacks? Oh, that's also a vegetable...
Teacher! Do sweet potatoes go in snacks? Teacher, do beef tendon go in snacks? Oh, that's meat...
What are you talking about? Are you going to make curry with it?
It was meat and potatoes... Oh, it doesn't matter!
Teacher! What? Do sweet potatoes go in snacks? That's the second time!
I said snacks go in! What are you two doing?
Teacher! Do cheese go in snacks? Oh, I don't think so...
It's fun! I don't know about that!
It's fun! You don't do it, either!
Do cheese go in snacks? Oh, I don't know about that!
Hey, what are you two doing? Don't you want to go on a trip?
You know, it's fun to ride a bus and sing songs...
Wow! It's Mt. Fuji!
Wow! It's Osaka Castle!
No, no, match the location! Let's go to Mt. Fuji!
Then let's sing a song!
Yay!
Yes, yes, let's get excited! Yay!
Yay! Then I'll sing!
Go ahead!
In an old pond, a river jumps into the sound of water...
No, match the location! Hurry up!
What do you mean "hurry up"?
You don't know anything!
Sing a song that's more exciting!
Teacher! We're already at Mt. Fuji!
No, it's too early! Sing a song!
Then let's eat lunch!
Okay! I'm starving!
Oh! I forgot my lunch!
Then let's go home!
Let's go home!
You said you wanted to go on a trip, but you two...
Why didn't you say you wanted to go on a trip?
Jou-chan, you had a lot of fun, didn't you?
Huh?
She's in a really bad mood.
Jou-chan, I'll give you this.
Okay!
Wow! It's so new!
Teacher! Can we eat this, too?
Of course you can!
Thank you very much!
With this, I think I can eat onions with you forever!
What is that?
What are you doing?!
Next time on "Entertainer Who Disappeared from the NMB Court"
A girl from Nando High School appears!
She tries to wear a monokini too!
And she wins an award!
In "Miss Poolside", an oarai club and a ca club challenge each other in a swimsuit contest!
What will be the result?
Stay tuned! Bye bye!