AISubs v3.5
This week's "lend-be-for-create" entertainer is...
What?! She broke the rule that you can't date and is in love with Marcin!
I can't take it anymore!
Marcin, will you be in love with her in private?
I'll remember that!
Lame!
And Marcin's last words are...
I'm not responsible for you!
What are you talking about?!
Marcin...
Entertainer, start!
I can't take it anymore!
I used to love you so much
Deep in my dream
I finally found love coal
ENERGY MONTERO, READY!
Jo!
Huh? When did you get here?
Ah! Sayaka-san!
You were sleeping like crazy.
I was able to sleep a little.
Jo is always like that. You're a middle school student, so it doesn't matter if you laugh or not.
Please don't say that.
Oh, by the way, I just found an OK teacher.
He was so cool.
No way! Don't call me anymore!
Martin, you're so easy to understand.
There aren't many handsome men like you.
If you're going to get married, you'd like a man like that.
You'd go on a date and eat parfaits and stuff like that.
Martin, you like delusions.
Huh?
By the way, where's the club president?
He hasn't been here since I first came to the club room.
Your mask is huge!
There should be a cute girl like you in girls' high school.
No, this is serious.
For now, let's just sleep.
I'll do that.
This is when you should call an insurance lawyer.
No, you can't do that!
Then, let's rest a little more and go home.
Huh? Too bad! You're not going to call me?
Huh?!
No!
Hmm... The club president has a pretty cute sleeping face.
Aina...
It's forbidden for girls to sleep together.
I know...
She's awake!
She fell asleep!
Who's there?
Hello, I'm Koyanagi.
Did you come to see me because you heard that I caught a cold?
Thank you very much.
As much as I love you, I love you, too.
You're so cool, Ms. Koyanagi.
Right, Maachun?
Is this the patient who caught a cold?
He seems to have a fever.
Then I'll ask you to bring me some medicine.
Nurse club?
Yes!
Hello, I'm Jounishi of the nurse club.
Ms. Koyanagi, here's your medicine.
Yes, thank you, Jounishi.
What's up with you guys?
You're scary all of a sudden.
Hey, you!
I thought you'd seen me somewhere, but you're the manager of the maid club!
Healing of 100 Yen!
Maid club!
Ta-dah!
Are you blind, you idiot?
Huh?
What's wrong with joining two clubs?
You jerk!
Who's a jerk?
You're a foul-mouthed nurse, aren't you?
By the way, Ms. Koyanagi, is there a nurse club in this school?
The nurse club is a wonderful club that has been helping us nurses for generations.
Thank you!
Do you get it now?
You guys are idiots, so you don't get it, do you?
We'll rush to you at any time!
It's all for you nurses!
The nurse club is how you look like!
Do you remember, you foul-mouthed jerk?
If you're that foul-mouthed, I'm sure you think we're on your side.
Ms. Koyanagi, thank you in advance!
You're so cool!
Especially your blood vessels!
You're so cool!
Your blood vessels...
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Oh, it's you, Oyama! What's up?
It looks like you're catching a cold, so I'm having Dr. Kanegi examine you.
Oh, it's you, Dr. Koyanagi!
Hello, Dr. Goto.
You can see me anytime you like.
Shall we examine you in the attic?
Yes, please.
Did you see Mr. Goto's face just now?
Yes, I did. Or rather, I saw it.
What does it mean?
Could it be that Mr. Goto...
likes bad guys?
What are you guys whispering about?
No, no, it's nothing.
You guys should thank Mr. Koyanagi!
There's no one else like him!
If there is, I'd like you to examine me.
What? What? What are you talking about?
What?
I see.
I'll say it for you guys' sake.
Don't say it!
Don't say anything else!
Sometimes...
No, sometimes I can't trust you.
Please say it.
Actually...
I was thinking of marrying Mr. Koyanagi.
That surprising?!
Are you serious?!
Of course I'm serious! I've always wanted it!
Mr. Goto!
That's impossible, so please give up!
What do you mean impossible?!
If that's the case, I'll marry him!
Why?! That's even more impossible!
Are you jealous of me?!
I'm serious!
Mr. Goto! Think about what I'm thinking!
You're saying it in a weird way!
What's wrong with you guys?!
I think Mr. Goto is weird!
That's enough of this conversation!
Teacher! Koenagi-sensei! I'm counting on you!
I'm going! No, no, no...
I'm counting on you!
Koenagi-sensei is so cute.
Don't tell me it's Goto-sensei...
Sayaka, you can't say any more.
Goto-sensei really does like men.
Really?!
The examination is over.
Thank you!
Um...
Can we have an examination, too?
It's a million years early for someone like you to have an examination from Koenagi-sensei!
It's fine. Let's have an examination.
Right?!
There's a lot of people, so there's another NASB member.
NASB?
Yes!
I'm NASB's Milky.
What?!
I'll look at you.
What are you doing?!
You guys, we don't have time!
Um, teacher...
I think she has a fever...
Should we have an examination?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I can't do it anymore!
Well, it looks like you're getting better. Are you okay?
Koenagi-sensei! Let's go to the next department for an examination!
Everyone's fine, but...
From what I saw, everyone's fine.
No, you didn't see it at all!
You're a NASB member who can do it.
Thank you, Koenagi-sensei!
Wow, you look like you're in a bad mood.
What about Watanabe? Is he joining NASB?
Um... I don't know about that...
Koenagi-sensei...
I think she's just a NASB member.
You're right...
Milky! Come and play anytime!
Okay!
Everyone else can join next time.
Because an idiot will be shown.
You're the idiot!
Seriously, from the beginning to the end, you were bad- mouthing me.
Jeez, it doesn't matter.
Red... This is totally a mountain of love.
Yes, yes, yes, good morning, good morning, good morning... Oh, it's this way.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Hey, Yamada! - Yes?
- Is your cold better now? - It's better now after Dr. Koyanagi examined me.
That's great! As expected of Dr. Koyanagi!
He's cute and awesome!
What's wrong with you guys?
Hey, Watanabe! What are you wearing?!
- Nurse uniform... Does it suit me? - "Does it suit me?"
Hmm... Well, well, well... It's not bad, is it?
- Yes, it's not bad... - Hmm...
- Dr. Goto! - Yes?
- What are you doing today? - Oh, that's right!
Hey, since Watanabe's dressed like this...
- How about a word with "nurse"? - Yay!
- Oh, I'm happy! - I'm sorry I'm late...
- You're a pervert! - You're a pervert!
You're a pervert!
- "Does it suit me?" - "Does it suit me?"
Don't say it like you did with Minoki!
- "Does Iwaki suit me, too?" - "Does Iwaki suit me, too?"
That's not it!
"Iwaki Koichi-san" or something like that won't suit you!
Stop laughing!
- Iwao-san, you're a school employee, right? - Yes.
- What do you do? - I'm also a part-time worker.
- Why do you get paid for this? - It's a harsh working environment.
What are you saying?
You're dressed like a nurse...
I don't know if you ate something, but you have a lot of scum around your mouth.
- "Does it suit me?" - "Does it suit me?"
Don't get close to me like you did with Minoki, you idiot!
I wish I had a nurse like you!
From now on, we're going to have you do "I wish I had a nurse like you!"
Iwao-san, please judge!
- "I wish I had a chubby self." - That's right!
- I don't like it! - I don't think it's a good size for you.
You're the one who has to be judged!
Everyone, we're going to have you do "I wish I had a nurse like you!"
- Yes! - Yes!
- Ogasawara! - Yes!
- Here I go! - Yes!
"I wish I had a nurse like you!" Ogasawara, go ahead!
Yes, ma'am!
Here's a pair of scissors!
Yes, ma'am!
Here's a pair of scissors!
Yes, ma'am!
I don't like it.
You don't have to worry about it.
It doesn't make a sound.
It doesn't make you laugh, but you don't like it.
You don't put curry powder in it, so it doesn't taste like curry.
Do you understand?
Here's a pair of scissors!
Yes, ma'am!
I wish I had a nurse like you! Fukumoto, go ahead!
I'm going to go hard today.
Oh! I'm back to normal!
What are you talking about?
Judge!
It's true that you're back to normal like a dart.
Sayoka!
Yes, ma'am!
Watanabe!
Yes, ma'am!
I wish I had a nurse like you!
Here's a pair of scissors!
Go ahead!
I'm more excited than you are!
This is okay, right?
It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Hokawa!
Yes, ma'am!
Say something like "I wish I had a nurse like you!"
Go ahead!
I'm back to normal!
I have two ribs and a broken heart.
It's okay, right?
It's okay!
Next, Jo!
Huh?
A nurse like you!
Huh?
Don't lift me up!
Hold me tight!
No, no!
I want you all to get it right!
You can do it, right?
I can't!
All right!
You're heavy, so you're bored.
Let's go, Jo!
I wish I had a nurse like you!
Go ahead!
Let's climb a tree together!
What kind of nurse is she?
The judge is confident!
I wish I had a nurse like you!
You can't carry a patient on your back!
Can you do it?
It's okay! Every time, Yamada says he wants to receive a nurse like you!
To be honest, I'm a little embarrassed right now!
Let's go, Yamada!
I wish I had a nurse like you!
What was it again?
You can't!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Please raise your hand if you did it!
Wheelchair! Wheelchair! Wheelchair!
I wanted to say "wheelchair" just now!
Why don't you say "wheelchair" right now?!
I'm nervous!
You're not nervous!
Please say it again!
I did it!
You edited it yourself?
It's okay!
Don't edit it!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
You can do it!
Let's go!
I wish I had a nurse like you! Yamada will say a word!
Go ahead!
I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
I should have ridden a bicycle!
But from now on, I will properly take responsibility for you!
What are you saying?!
What kind of story is that?!
The situation doesn't make sense at all!
Because...
But it was funny!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Go back!
Yes!
Go back!
Yes!
Yamamoto, go ahead!
I'm going to be a little stubborn!
Okay!
Watanabe!
I wish I had a nurse like you!
Go ahead!
Well, I know you're excited.
That was a tough one!
You're safe!
Safe!
Okay!
You think she's cute, don't you?
It's hard for me to look at the monitor, so can you do it like this?
What?
Why do you want me to look at you?
What kind of woman is Ms. Koyanagi?
Because you're handsome!
And you're a martial arts teacher, too.
Oh, Ms. Koyanagi!
What's up?
Can you do me a favor?
A favor?
I know!
Well, then...
Wait a minute!
Ms. Koyanagi...
Can you do it now?
No, I can't!
Now is your best chance!
I've always liked you, Ms. Koyanagi.
Come here!
Karen! Ms. Koyanagi!
You're wearing a cute umbrella!
I'm so happy for you, Maachun!
Huh?
What's wrong, Maachun?
Hey, Aina...
Huh?
Can you hug Ms. Koyanagi for me?
No, no, Aina...
Just do it!
Huh?
Ms. Koyanagi...
Excuse me for a second.
Huh?
What's wrong?
No, no, no...
Sayaka!
Sayaka, can you hug me for a second?
No, no, no...
Huh?
Hurry up and go!
Excuse me.
How was it?
You felt awkward, didn't you?
Could this be...
Ms. Koyanagi is...
A woman?!
You knew, didn't you, Watanabe?
Yes!
What?!
You knew that Ms. Koyanagi is a woman?!
That's right!
Why didn't you say so?!
Ms. Koyanagi!
Let's do our best and have fun again!
You're right!
I've been misunderstanding...
My love...
Is over...
Ms. Koyanagi...
Is a woman?!
Well! The wind is perfectly fine now, so we have to come up with a story.
Chief, how about we read a comic about that nasty nurse from the nurse club?
I think that's a good idea, too!
I don't like comics that are too difficult to read!
So, did you read it, you idiots?
Where did you hear about it?
Was it in Nissan?
Can we try doing a manzai with this chief?
Why do we have to be asked for things from above like a laughingstock?
Are you stupid, you idiots?!
Well, it's fine if we do it, you know?
Ugh!
Ugh! Come on!
Seriously!
As I thought, lizards are the cutest!
Hey, let's do a story about lizards.
Chief, are you okay?
Huh? I don't want you to say it.
Can you do something about your bad mouth?
My favorite food is strawberries!
On my days off, I go window shopping!
That's really cute!
Huh? Can you do something about it?
Don't underestimate me, bogeyman!
My favorite food is strawberries!
On my days off, I go window shopping!
Ugh! Come on!
We have news from the broadcasting club!
Soon, there will be a manzai live show at the gym!
If you have time, please come!
Good evening! I'm Miyamanis!
Ah, I want to work in a hospital!
What's up with you?
Ah, I want to work in a hospital!
What's up with you? I don't get it.
When I'm waiting for a patient at the hospital,
I wonder why this person came to the hospital.
And I'm curious about other people, you know?
What are you talking about?
Could it be...
Could it be... that this person has the same number of cases as me?!
No, no, that's not true!
Huh?
Let's go.
I want to work in a hospital.
Wait, wait, wait.
I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't know what I'm doing.
That's because you're stupid.
You're doing this so you don't say that weird voice!
No, what are you doing?! Hurry up and say it!
Your weird voice is getting worse and worse!
Come on!
Compliment me!
Are you crying?!
That was a really funny face!
It was really ugly!
No, you did it!
I want to work in a hospital.
Is that a habit of yours? I don't know anymore!
When I go to the hospital, they usually call me "Mr. Uenishi"!
What am I supposed to do?
It doesn't matter anymore! It's over, it's over!
Let's talk about hospitals! It's over!
Huh?
You said it wouldn't end on its own!
Why are you sticking out your side?! It hurts!
You're going to end up talking about hospitals on your own!
Okay, okay, but should we talk about hospitals?
I hope you understand.
Next patient, please!
Oh, it's Konto.
What's wrong?
I think I caught a cold.
Then I'll go get a doctor!
Who are you?!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
You're really bad at this!
Huh? What are you talking about?
You're so bad at this...
Ow! It really hurts!
Ow, my butt hurts!
Did I work in a hospital and fix it?!
No, it's over!
Thank you very much!
NMB48 comedians' noon break quiz!
Question! Describe Akari Yoshizawa in one word.
Milky!
Gobo!
Correct!
She does look like a gobo.
Sayonara!
Talk, mannequin!
Correct!
Good!
Nana!
White cotton swab!
Correct!
But she's naked, so I thought she'd be naked.
Ah! Yes!
Jo-chan!
Kirin!
Correct!
I know, I know!
It's like, it's overall long like this.
It's not that long!
It's like, "Look!"
Ready, go!
Don!
One step forward...
No!
She's not naked at all.
Next time on "NMB48 Comedians"...
The Namba Self-Study Festival!
And then, our senior from our live show comes and...
I can't do it with all my might!
And then, in "Let's pose together"...
Is that pose going to last forever?!
Watch it!