AISubs v3.5
Here we go! NMB48 comedians!
Today, we have a super special maid!
Don't fool me, idiot!
And of course, Bill Keegan!
Today's guests are Manzai and Monomoe!
Your smile is too dazzling!
Everyone, before you go to sleep, please smile a little!
Here we go!
Manzai and Monomoe!
[Energy from the End]
Energy from the End!
Yay!
Do you know about the school's "toilet girl"?
No.
I don't know.
Tell me.
It's okay, but this story is really scary.
What story is it about?
You know the third floor toilet of our school's school building?
I knocked on that toilet three times from the corner and asked,
Ms. Hanako, are you in there?
And from the toilet in front of me...
I'll turn on the light.
Here we go.
I'm not the only one who can see it.
Yeah, I can see it, too.
Who's that man?
Could it be that he's the toilet girl?
Of course not!
If he's the toilet girl, he's just a pervert.
You shouldn't say things like that.
What?
You should go.
No, you should go.
I'll go!
Are you serious?!
She has a strong heart.
She really does have a strong heart.
Grandma!
Who is it?!
Is it grandpa?
Grandpa's true identity is...
I'm coming in!
There's a bird! Everyone, pretend you're dead!
Bird?! Bird?! Where?! Where's the bird?!
What?! They're fighting in the field?! They're fighting in the field?!
Who's the bird?! Idiot!
Who's the bird?! You guys!
Don't pretend you're dead!
When Kumaya comes out, you're supposed to pretend you're dead!
If you pretend you're dead in front of the bird, you'll be caught instead!
Get up, idiot!
Sensei! Don't scare me like that!
Get up, idiot!
Sensei! Don't scare me like that!
What are you doing, old man?
Hey! Hey!
Please give this letter to the girl who was buried alive.
No, it's scary, hey!
The details of the dead tree are too detailed, you idiot!
Hey, please say something, really, Iwao-san!
What are you doing?!
Sensei, do you know about that bearded man?
Bearded man?
That's not how you say it!
Besides, in this world,
there's no such man who's alive with a beard!
I knew it!
Hello, I'm getting my beard covered!
Thank you!
I'm always sorry!
Who are you paying respect to?
Sensei, do you know about that man?
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry!
This man is Iwao-san, a school worker!
A school worker?!
Yeah!
What? I thought you were covered in youkai beard!
What kind of youkai is that?
What kind of youkai is covered in youkai beard?
It's a youkai from Shimane Prefecture,
and it's a youkai that throws youkai-like beard that's in your bag when you get angry!
What's with that?!
That's too old-fashioned!
Right?!
That's right! It's a youkai that throws youkai- like beard to children who haven't eaten dinner yet!
Is there a specific purpose for it?
Basically, it's that kind of youkai...
It's the same as "what a waste of youkai"!
Oh, it's the same?
It's the same, but...
Iwao-san!
Yes?
That doesn't matter at all!
Just introduce yourself!
Hello! I'm Iwao, a school worker!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No beard, no life!
What's with that?!
I even work at Tower Records!
What?!
No music, no life! If you don't do that, you won't succeed!
I'm a school worker!
Anyway, you're a school worker, so if you're in trouble, please ask Iwao-san for help!
Yes!
Got it?!
Yes!
I'll go now!
Iwao-san, please help me out!
Yes, yes!
Nana, what are you going to do about what we talked about earlier?
Oh, that's right!
If you're a school worker, you know a lot about this school's stories!
Oh, you're right!
Kirimiru?!
I'm sorry!
Did you call for me, Master?!
Yes!
You surprised me!
There's a lot of people coming today!
School's healing!
Made of...
Nyan!
She's really determined!
Even if you do a cute pose like this, no one will think you're cute!
What are you doing?
I was waiting for you.
Thank you, nyan!
Nyan? There's no nyan!
We, maid club, are recruiting members!
Recruiting members?
You mean scouts?
Everyone, let's join!
School's healing!
Maid club!
Nyan! Don't say that!
You were saying it earlier.
Thank you, nyan!
Nyan! There's no nyan!
We, maid club, will definitely do whatever you say as school's healing!
Master, do you have any suggestions?
It seems like you'll listen to anything we say.
Then, I'll listen to you.
I want to eat mandarins.
No, no, no. Even if you say you want to eat mandarins all of a sudden, that's impossible.
Understood!
Huh? Can you do it?
Thank you for waiting!
That's right! That's right!
With this, you'll get vitamins and your skin will be smooth!
No way! Those aren't mandarins!
I'm talking about mandarins!
Thank you for waiting!
No! Someone touched my butt!
I'm scared!
But this is school's healing, right?
These are scouts!
Those aren't scouts!
I'm talking about mandarins!
Thank you for waiting!
Onee-sama, are you going to make me drink all of those good looking guys?
Ohohohoho!
Good looking guys don't matter, Mika-san!
That's Mika-san!
I'm talking about mandarins!
No way! Again?!
What are you saying?!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
How are you doing, Master?
Not too bad!
If you say I'm doing fine, I'm not too bad!
You guys haven't listened to Master for a while now!
I'm sorry, nyan!
Nyan?!
Stop saying that!
You guys can't even be scouts for once!
There's no one better than you!
I don't know if you're better than us or not...
Hey! Come out, nyan!
Are you looking for me, master?
Santa, what are you doing?
Are you looking for me, master?
Who's your master?
I got a crest.
I'll do anything you want me to do for you, master.
Healing of 100 yen!
Maydab!
Nyan!
Stop it!
Ugh...
I chose pink.
What do you mean?
It means that Maydab is cuter and more worthwhile than O'erive.
That's how much I know you, stupid idiot.
She has a really bad personality.
Hey, you're lying, right?
You'll come back to O'erive, right?
Let's go in, everyone.
Healing of 100 yen!
Maydab!
Nyan!
Stop it!
Healing of 100 yen!
Are you mad at me, master?
Get out of here!
I missed you.
If you keep saying useless things like that,
wouldn't it be better for you to join Maydab as soon as possible, master?
Or, you scum?
Who's scum?
I've been thinking for a while now...
I think Maydab is saying more interesting things than O'erive.
That's true, but...
Don't admit it!
Wouldn't it be better for you to stop using the name "O'erive"?
Then, what should I call you?
Tanigawa-chan, tell her.
No, nothing in particular.
Nothing in particular?
This is funny.
I can't believe you can't answer like that.
This is funny.
Hey, you guys!
Huh?
What are you arguing about?
Nyan?
Scum.
Who's scum?
That's too cold of you to say that!
What are you guys arguing about?
Milky has joined Maydab now.
Watanabe has joined Maydab?!
No way.
The guy who got into CA club and got scolded for no reason the other day...
There's no way such an idiotic guy would join Maydab!
Hug me.
Sensei!
Sorry, sorry.
In any case, we Maydab are cuter and funnier, right?
Huh? Why do you say that?
Why? If you look at what's happened so far, it's obvious. You're an idiot, idiot.
Are you serious?
Don't mess with me! We're not going to fight here. Let's do this.
Maydab and Oa Live, which is better? Why don't we have a battle?
Battle?!
Speaking of Maydab, Oa Live is famous for its hotness.
So in this battle, we're going to have a "monomoe" battle!
Over there are tools. You can use any of them.
Please use these tools and say something that will make all men in the world go "moe"!
And the judgment is... Iwodo-san, right? Is it correct or wrong?
The lid is too dirty.
It's like a bonus.
This is club activity.
Oh, it's club activity, not a TV show!
I see.
Let's have a battle.
Who will go first?
Me!
I'm nervous.
It's the headphones, right?
Use the headphones and say something that will make all men in the world go "moe"!
Please say something that will make all men in the world go "moe"!
I made an album with your heartbeat.
And the judgment is...
It's correct!
Oh, it made you go "moe"?
It's funny and it makes you go "moe".
If you think about it calmly, it makes you go "moe".
Now, what are you going to use?
Oh, it's your face.
Let's go.
Go ahead and say something that makes you go "moe"!
Iwao-san, I love you so much...
that I got the same hairstyle as you!
Penalty!
It's not the same at all.
No, no, no, Iwao-san, isn't that penalty a little excessive?
It's different from the 60,000 ones.
No, no, no, it doesn't change much from you, does it?
It only changes about four.
There's only four differences?!
Four differences!
Four differences with me?!
Okay, penalty!
Let's go!
Watanabe...
Now, what are you going to use?
Watanabe, go ahead and say something that makes you go "moe"!
I'm a baby with you.
Okay!
That's good!
You're confessing to Osu! Oumu, right?
Now, Okawa!
Yes!
Tanigawa!
Yes!
Can I start from the back?
Sure!
Now, Tanigawa, go ahead and say something that makes you go "moe"!
Today, I caught a cold and my complexion is bad.
Hey, will you still kiss me?
Okay!
In fact, your complexion is bad! That's good!
That's good!
That's good, your complexion!
Now, Okita!
Yes!
Joe!
Yes!
There's a lot of things!
I'll hide it!
Why do you girls want to hide it?!
We don't want to be exposed!
You don't want to be exposed, I see!
Now, let's go!
Joe, go ahead and say something that makes you go "moe"!
I like you as much as Watanabe!
Your face is...
Stable!
You're pretty good at judging.
It's simple like this, so it's fine.
What's that?
You're trying to be laughed at, Fukumoto.
No, it's fine.
This is fine, because it's "moe".
Really?
OK!
Next one!
OK!
OK, Ogasara!
OK!
You say "moe" a lot, don't you?
Moe...
OK, let's go.
Ogasara will say "moe" a lot.
The name of the talent who recently married Oriental Radio's Nakata is...
Fukuda...
Moe! Shut up!
What are you saying?
It's easy to understand like this.
Enka!
OK, Jounishi!
OK!
I'll say it in a simple way.
Oh, simple! That's good!
Let's go!
Jounishi, please say "moe" a lot!
It's a rabbit, pyon!
I want you to buy me, pyon!
OK, judge!
You say "pyon" a lot, don't you?
Double "pyon"!
Cats have rabbit ears, so "pyon" is a lot!
Yay!
OK, judge!
OK!
OK, Yamada!
OK, what are you going to use?
Oh, it's a staircase.
Yeah, let's go!
A word for Moe, please!
If I rebel against this, will you marry me?
Judge, please!
Hey, don't change the system!
It's not like that!
Yeah, it's amazing!
After I said it, I was a little nervous and looked at my face and said, "Huh?"
Right?
I want you to laugh!
I want you to laugh, Judge!
No, no, why do you make that mistake, too?
If you said, "I want you to laugh!" I would know, but you said, "I want you to laugh!"
I wanted you to laugh.
You want me to laugh, right?
Yeah.
Laugh!
That's not how it works!
OK!
OK, next!
OK!
Which one should I use?
Yeah.
Which one should I use?
OK!
She chose one!
A word for Moe, please!
Your smile is too bright!
Judge!
OK!
What do you mean, "your smile is too bright"?
Aren't you a welding man?
You can't even protect your eyes!
OK!
Everyone!
Was it good?
It was good, it was good.
There were quite a lot of "round"s.
Who did you like the most today?
Today...
Looking back, I didn't like you that much.
I see.
You're funny!
You too!
I lost!
I won!
That's impossible!
It's impossible, but what are you going to do about it?
Me?
I will continue to be a maid...
Watanabe-san?
What do you mean, manager?
The manager's order is...
Absolute, nya!
The manager's order is...
Go back to the comedy club.
Eh?! Why is that?
A long time ago, Hanshin's foreign assistant, Omari, said...
Hanshin fans are the best!
Eh, do you understand?
Eh, I don't understand at all!
I understand!
You understand?!
Anyway, Watanabe-san...
You're not suited for the maid club.
You should go back to the comedy club.
Manager...
Everyone in the comedy club...
Is that okay with you?
Of course!
You're such a good person!
If you praise me like that, I'll be embarrassed!
Idiot and stupid!
You have a bad mouth!
I'll take your word for it!
Announcement from the broadcasting club!
The comedy club's manzai live will soon be held in the gym!
If you have time, please come!
Hello!
I'm Sayaka Miyuki!
Hey, Sayaka...
What is it, Miyuki?
Even if you say this, I might not believe you...
But I...
Want to be a maid.
That's normal.
Can I come in?
Welcome!
Thank you for your hard work!
Please write your name and wait there!
But that maid isn't it!
Eh?!
You're talking about the maid's souvenir, right?
Yeah.
That's not it!
I don't have a name yet!
I'm sorry...
Don't push me!
You know who I'm talking about, right?
The maid cafe!
Ah, that one!
Which one?!
That's the only one!
Welcome!
Master!
Are you alone?
That's too delicate!
It's not delicate at all!
I don't need "alone"!
Welcome!
Master!
Are you alone?
Yes, yes, I'm alone.
The egg looks like the sea...
What are you talking about?!
Who looks like the egg looks like the sea?!
What do you think I look like?!
Who's the sea turtle?!
Are you enjoying yourself while crying on the beach at night?!
Master, this is the menu.
What would you like to order?
Let me see...
One hot coffee, please.
Understood!
Here's your hot coffee.
Now, I'm going to put in the hot sugar,
so say "become sweet" every time you put it in, okay?
Become sweet?!
That's a little embarrassing...
Here we go!
One, two...
Moe moe sugar, moe sugar...
I came from Moe's country!
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?!
Master!
Please do it with me!
I didn't ask you that!
It's a rule of the royal family!
Is that so?
Please remember it!
Okay...
Moe moe sugar, moe sugar...
I came from Moe's country!
Okay...
I remembered it!
Here we go!
One, two...
Moe moe sugar, moe sugar...
That's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
What did you say?!
Moe sugar, soy milk...
Become sweet!
One more cup!
Become sweet!
One more cup!
That's enough!
One more cup!
That's enough!
It's too sweet!
One more cup!
Stop it!
Master!
When you stop me, say "stop burning"!
I didn't ask you that!
Here we go again!
One, two...
Moe moe sugar, moe sugar...
Stop it!
That's embarrassing!
I'm going home!
Go home!
Master!
Are you going home already?
I'm lonely!
I'm scared of that change!
Okay!
Go home!
How much?
One cup of sugar...
It's 1,000 yen...
So...
It's 8,000 yen!
That's a lot of money!
That's enough!
Thank you very much!
That was pretty good, wasn't it?
You're right!
You're awesome!
You scared me!
Yoao-san, you were watching?
Yes.
Do you like manzai?
Yes!
Rather than manzai, I like making people laugh.
Oh, that's good.
Yoao-san, how was our manzai?
Honestly...
20 points.
Low!
20 points?!
I'm not saying it wasn't funny, but...
I wasn't good at making people laugh.
Huh?!
Yoao-san, you know a lot about manzai?
No, I'm just an amateur.
Then shut up!
We're serious about manzai.
And you gave us 20 points for that? That's so rude!
But manzai is...
It's about making people laugh and seeing their anger heat up.
So...
I think you should make them angry.
Milky, let's practice.
Do you like me?
Huh?!
You don't have to be embarrassed.
Do you like me?
I do like you.
Just one thing.
Huh?!
Can we move on to the next proposal?
What is it?
Our wedding.
No way!
Kiss me...
Again.
Gross!
"Kiss me again" sounds like you've done it before.
I'm going to go get my wedding ring.
Go get it!
What's with him? He's gross.
Sayaka.
What?
Your comment about Yoao-san was the best.
My comment?
An amateur should make people angry.
No way...
An amateur should make people angry
What are you doing?!
The next NMB48 comedian is...
Nona, the manager of Nymer, has finally formed a team!
The new NMB48 member impersonation competition will also be held!
It's too exciting and hard!
Don't bother me!
Everyone, don't bother me!
Please watch it! Bye bye!