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Because...
Huh?
Are you there?
Good evening! I'm Yamada Nana, the chief of the comedy club.
Did you have fun today as well?
But today, there are some suspicious people coming to the comedy club!
I'm Akari Yoshida!
What should we do? Are we in a comedy club pinch?
Excuse me?
I'm a talented high school girl from Namba Girls' Academy.
The sports club and the culture club...
All of them are well-known clubs nationwide.
But...
There are some strange clubs as well.
The club I belong to is...
The comedy club!
The national girls' high school comedy test is taking place here!
We don't have enough funds...
And we don't have enough members, right?
Hey, hey!
Where's your energy?
You're absent again, aren't you?
Oh, you know...
You said you'd give it to me today, didn't you?
Again?!
By the way, I got an email earlier.
What?
Everyone, I'm sorry.
I'm going to the hospital today, so I'll be late.
Hospital?
What?
Did you get hurt?
Will you be okay?
Let's go drink milk with everyone!
But...
Don't worry!
I'll be back as soon as I get my hair done!
To the hospital?!
You're confusing me!
I told you!
You're really underestimating me!
I hope you don't get your hair done at all!
I'm telling you now!
More importantly...
Will you give it to me?
Or will you give it to me?
But I'm the only one who can say that!
Excuse me!
Everyone, how are you?
What?
Who's that?
Excuse me!
You're doing great!
Good for you!
The fastest growing elite group!
Manager of CN!
I'm Akari Ushida!
Who are you?!
The fastest growing elite group!
CN club?
I've heard of it!
Only elites can join it!
It's a traditional club for celebrities!
Excuse me!
She sounds like she's right!
But you can't do it alone!
What? I can do it alone!
I'll do it with you!
What is she talking about?
I don't have anything extra!
That's Chagi Andersson!
What world are you living in?!
What world is Chagi Andersson in?!
Excuse me!
What kind of activities does the CN club usually do?
Are you curious?
A little...
Carrying a carry bag and walking!
Yes! Carrying and walking!
In other words, CA!
What are you talking about?!
Putting a blanket over you so you don't wake up in the morning!
So you can sleep well!
In other words, CA!
That's lame!
Carrying a carry bag and putting it down safely!
My legs are about to hang!
In other words, CA!
That's weird! My legs are about to hang!
A drunk customer touching your butt without panic!
You can't do that!
In other words, CA!
It's something like this!
What kind of club is it?!
If you say that,
what do you usually do?
The comedy club is, as its name suggests, a study of comedy.
Manzai, comedy skits, reactions, everything about comedy, you know?
Oh, that's wonderful.
Well, everyone, it's going to be pretty interesting, isn't it?
Can you make me laugh here and now?
Well...
Oh, I'm happy!
Well, I wonder if you'll let me laugh right away.
All right, I'll show you!
That's it! This is the ability of the comedy club!
Manager, please do it!
Huh? I'll do it?
Shh! The manager is here!
Why me? Do it, do it!
What's wrong? Are you scared?
I'm here!
Seriously?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you in a good mood?
Are you okay?
I'm not okay!
Here's a tie.
Take a look!
Long and straight!
Huh? Why aren't you laughing?
Why is it always long and straight?
But I like comedy skits.
I think it's funny because you're doing it.
It's normal for people in the kitchen to say, "long and straight!"
Does that mean it's a high-profile criticism?
No, it's not like that.
Mr. Yoshida, Mr. Manko!
Mr. Manko, it's a tie!
Give me a hand! Look, you're twisted!
Actually, our comedy club does scout activities.
Scout?
Yes, I'm directly involved in it.
Even if you do such a dirty club activity, it won't help you in the future.
Do you understand?
If you join our comedies club, you will be provided with not only inside information, but also a recommendation to go to college and a job at a future airline.
You should also join our comedies club.
No, we don't want to join.
Do you understand, Ms. Ashida?
We don't do comedies club for inside information or a recommendation to go to college and a job at a future airline.
We do it purely because we like comedies.
Unfortunately, there is no one in this club who can change their club activities for such a temptation.
Please go home now.
But if you join our comedies club...
Shut up and go home.
Go home.
Hurry up and go out.
Excuse me.
Good morning, Ms. Arumata.
Hi, how are you?
What are you doing?
Yes, what's up, Ms. Kichou?
Who's Ms. Kichou? Why? What are you doing? Why are you in the commercial?
Oh, you must have wanted an insider's point, right?
No way!
Is it aimed at getting a negative review?
No way!
Ms. Watanabe was lifted up from a beautiful woman and said, "It's perfect for a commercial," right?
No way!
Now Ms. Watanabe is also a member of the elite army.
You missed it!
No, I just said it now.
Anyway, is it aimed at you, Milky? Or...
Is it aimed at you?
No, it's a déjà vu.
I've done the same thing before.
Ms. Watanabe is smart!
Compared to that, those people are...
Milky!
What are you thinking about?
If you're going to apologize, do it later.
What do you mean "excuse me"?
It's disgusting.
Excuse me!
Mr. Watanabe!
Mr. Watanabe, what are you doing?
Your voice is echoing in the hallway!
Mr. Watanabe, it's not like that!
What?
Milky was lifted up and put in a commercial.
Yamamoto...
What's wrong with you?
In which world are you lifted up and put in a commercial?
Oops!
Wow!
No, it's not "wow."
It's not "wow," is it?
Mr. Watanabe, what do you think?
Hey!
Yes?
Watanabe!
Yes?
You smell good.
Thank you!
I know, I know!
Today's topic is...
I want to see a commercial like this!
Now, I'd like you to become interesting judges and say something.
You can use what you have in your room or you don't have to use it.
Let's start with the person who came up with the idea.
I want to see a commercial like this!
Fish? Or Beef? Or Butter?
Are there such things? There are none!
What do you want from me for that?
You know, I'd like to meet you.
No, I don't want to meet you!
You don't want to meet me?
I can't sit still and ride for two hours!
Let's go!
- Yes! - Go!
- Fukuumoto! - Yes, yes!
- I'd like to use it for a moment. - Yes!
- And you use what you have! - Yes!
Understood, let's go!
Let's say "I want to meet a CA like this". Go ahead.
This plane is very weak against solar rays, so please board it with this in mind.
I'm embarrassed.
Can't we all get on like this?
I think it's fine.
It's not a 3D movie.
It's too big.
Let's go.
Yes.
Let's go, Yamamoto.
Yes.
Let's say "I want to meet a CA like this" in Yamamoto.
Please tie me up with your seatbelt.
No, no, no!
What are you talking about, CA-san?
You can't say that! I don't want to meet someone like that!
I want to meet someone like that.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's say "I want to meet a CA like this" in Jo.
Go ahead.
I want to meet someone like that!
What do you mean?
I want to meet someone like that!
I don't want to meet someone like you!
Don't look at me like that!
I want to meet someone like you!
Put me in your carry bag and take me home!
That's too much!
You're so cute!
I'm really going to take you home!
I'm going to buy you a carry bag of that size!
I want to meet someone like you!
Hey, what do you want me to do now?
Alright! Let's sumo!
Wait!
I don't care about sumo.
There's no room for sumo in here!
It's not like we're in a military camp.
I can only think of sumo.
Even if you can't think of it, you can't think of it.
I'll do my best!
Alright, let's go!
Can I use this for a little bit?
Ogasawara!
Yes!
Yes, let's go to Ogasawara!
I want to meet someone like you!
Go ahead!
When you're in an emergency,
I want you to fight with this!
That's dangerous!
Don't put this in your carry bag!
I can't.
This is the one I want to carry the most!
Why does only CA-san carry this?
Alright, let's go!
Yes!
Nice!
Joe!
Yes! Can I use it?
You can use it.
Alright, let's go!
I want to meet someone like CA-san!
Go ahead!
Wake up!
Shut up!
If you do something like this, I don't like it anymore!
Don't look at me like that with a child's smile!
Thank you!
Stop it!
I'll go with this, too.
Let's go with a megaphone right now!
Right, Watanabe?
We want to meet you like this!
We can't wake up the customers around us, so we'll use this!
Wake up!
It's a megaphone, isn't it?
A megaphone is for making people hear you loudly!
Oh, I see!
How about whispering?
I imitated Joe.
You're too much of an inspiration!
Let's go with a megaphone!
I can't think of anything!
I've been thinking about it a lot!
Yamamoto!
We want to meet you like this in Yamamoto!
Go ahead!
The plane will take off soon, but I won't take off from you!
You talk too much and I can't understand you!
Sarah Oga!
Yes!
We want to meet you like this in Sarah Oga!
Go ahead!
The plane is shaking right now!
Don't look at me!
No, no, we want to meet you!
Okay, that's it!
Good, good! You're getting better!
It's fun!
Good!
How was it, Joe?
It was fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
I'll buy you yogurt later.
You guys are pretty good.
You too, Esuda-san.
Watanabe-san.
Yes!
You're fired.
What?!
Why is that?!
You're not suited for the commercial department.
Ms. Yoshida!
Is it okay for you all to do that?
Of course!
Thank you, Ms. Yoshida.
Welcome back, Milky.
Welcome back!
Everyone, can I ask you one thing?
What is it?
Do I...
Do I have my hair done?
I don't know!
What are you doing?
No.
Is that a joke?
No.
It's really difficult.
I brought you some sashimi, do you want some?
I don't know.
You can do it!
We have an announcement from the broadcasting club!
There will be a comedy show at the Taiko Hall soon!
If you have time, please come and see us!
Taiko Hall
Hello!
I'm Ai-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Let's get started.
Is there a job you want to try?
If you're talking about girls, I'd say CA!
No, no, no!
Girls don't want CA!
They do!
No, no!
Even if you want A, you don't want C, do you?
What are you talking about?
What?
CA isn't a cheap job, is it?
It isn't!
Who says CA is a cheap job?
If you want A, but don't want C, you'll get a cheap job!
CA is Cabin Attendant!
Oh, that's it!
That's the only one!
But if you say Cabin Attendant, I can do it!
No, no, Cabin Attendant is difficult!
I can do it!
Really? Then let's try it!
Excuse me...
Yes, what is it?
It's a little cold...
Oh, it's cold!
Understood! Please wait a moment!
Oh, it's cold!
I'm sorry! Please wait a little longer! Please wait a little longer!
No, it's electronic!
No, it's not wind! Stop it!
Is it okay for you to blow on the fire and make it bigger?
No, it's cold!
Why do you know that?
You just need to bring something to light it up, right?
Oh, I see!
Here you go!
Here we go!
Huh?
Here we go!
What will you be doing today, ma'am?
Well, can you arrange my hair overall?
No, it's not like that!
What are you wearing?
A beauty salon cross.
Why are you wearing a beauty salon cross?
It looks like you're in a bad mood, doesn't it?
Can you imagine?
What do you think of someone wearing a beauty salon cross in an airplane?
Tomorrow...
It'll be sunny.
No! You look like you're in a bad mood!
Oh, it's burning!
Next, bring me some food!
Food?
You know, beef...
Oh, yes, yes! I can do it!
Let's do that!
Okay, okay!
Here's your food, ma'am!
Is the beef... marron?
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Is the beef marron?
Is it meat or chestnuts?!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Is the beef... marron?
No, it's not like that!
Would you like a drink?
Yes!
Is the orange juice marron?
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Is it orange juice or chestnuts?!
It's not a drink when it comes to chestnuts!
Is the orange juice marron?
Orange juice!
Marron?!
I said orange juice!
Thank you for waiting!
Here are your chestnuts and chestnuts!
This is the worst!
Even if I get two chestnuts, I have to drink chestnuts while eating chestnuts!
Would you like me to heat it up?
Heat it up?
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
Yes, of course!
Please wait a little longer!
I told you! That's not a good way of doing it!
It takes time, doesn't it?!
It's not like that!
Would you like a dessert and a sweet chestnut?
No, thank you!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Why do I have to eat chestnuts, drink chestnuts, and even eat sweet chestnuts?!
I don't care if it's real or not!
Call me when you're done!
Yes, ma'am!
Thank you for waiting!
Who are you?!
I'm chage!
I'm sick of chage shops!
Thank you very much!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Well, it was fine, but...
I don't know why, but I can't get over it.
It's like the moment when a laughing god descends...
That's right!
It's like when you're doing manzai and...
Here it comes!
...or not.
It was fine, but...
Ladies...
You scared me!
Who are you?!
Manzai is...
...practice fee!
What?!
A laughing god...
...only comes to people who are dying to laugh.
And...
Before manzai...
...it's bad to eat red bean taiyaki.
I recommend white red beans...
...or cream.
And white cheeks, too.
What do you mean?
It's funny!
White cheeks...
Funny...
Mister...
What?! What do you mean?!
What?! What?!
The light bulb...
...can we get it back next time?
Yes!
I hope the laughing god will come to the ladies.
What? It's kind of scary.
Who is that? I don't know.
Wait, is that a face?
It's a face!
Who is it?
NMB48 entertainer Hideayasumi Quiz!
Question!
Compare yourself to something that has clothes on.
Milky!
A lonely deer.
A deer?
Well, Aina is...
Will you do it for me?
It's like...
At first, it's like you're shy.
Like this...
I want to play with you.
Correct!
I'm not shy, but...
I understand how you feel now.
Thank you!
Question!
Compare yourself to something that has clothes on.
Sayaka!
Your little toe nails are red.
Correct!
That's dirty!
No, it's not dirty!
You know, I often watch a show without taking a bath.
Well, I do take a bath in the morning, but...
What are you going to do about this atmosphere?
All the adults are pulling!
Aina, compare yourself to something.
What do you think you are?
I'm scared.
Who is it?!
Correct!
I'll listen to anything you say, Master!
Healing of the role!
Maid Club!
Next time on "MMD48", the entertainer is...
A maid club that makes you want to cry?
A special maid is trying to knock over a comedy club at the bottom of hell?
Don't be stupid, you idiot!
It's really scary!
I'll listen to anything you say, Master!
Healing of the role! Maid Club!
Everyone, next time on "Excuse Me", good luck!