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"Gakuen Comedy" starring NMB48, "Geni" is about to start!
It's a story about a high school girl who is about to reach adolescence.
What do you want to say?
Today's topic is "arrogance and manzai".
Everyone, please smile a little before you go to bed.
What will happen?
Alright, let's go!
♪ A sub-goal in my heart, at last... ♩
A sub-goal in my heart, at last... ♩
Yamada Nana!
Well, this self-introduction is old-fashioned.
I'll go with this one.
Ah, but I've seen it somewhere before.
Should I eat it?
Can I wear this outfit?
Well, let me try it on for now.
Go ahead.
Here we go!
Yamada Nana!
I'm Ai-chan!
Nice to meet you!
First of all, do you know what "AKB" stands for?
Of course I know!
It's Akihabara, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, do you know what "NMB" stands for?
Hard-to-see bust!
What do you mean?
What kind of outfit are you wearing?
Wow, it's hard to see...
A little more! Something like that?
Well, I don't know...
As I thought, it's hard to see...
This is Osaka Namba Girls Academy.
It celebrates its 80th anniversary.
It's an all-boys and all-girls high school.
Sports club and culture club are all famous schools of national level club activities.
But, it's also famous for its unusual club activities.
This is where I belong.
Dentowaru Comedy Club.
In September, we are holding a national girls high school comedy exam.
What should I do?
This is really bad!
I can't do it!
Right, manager?
Oh, no, grandma!
I'm not your grandma!
Don't look at me like that!
No, no...
You're already 50, right?
50?!
What are you talking about?!
That's it!
That's exactly what a grandma does!
What?! You're not a grandma!
A generation of fashionable and well-mannered adults...
Who's an "adult"? That's what you say to old men, right?
I'm an old man!
You're not an old man! You're a grandma!
Then who are you?!
What should I do?
What is it?
I still can't find my partner.
What?!
Why are you surprised?
That's weird!
I'm begging you! Are you sure you can't find a partner?
I miss my ex-partner...
I wonder about your health...
I'm sorry about that...
I wonder what you're up to...
Oh! The other day...
You were riding a light train, right?
A light train?!
Yeah.
I was driving!
Why did you become a driver?!
You were driving as a customer!
On top of a roof!
Why?! You're a foreign big laser!
By the way, your ex-partner...
At school now...
You said you formed a new duo, right?
Seriously?!
Yeah.
She's already forming a duo!
That's obvious!
"Obvious" is too much!
Oh no...
If I don't form a duo soon...
Even though J-Ken-One is so close...
Alright! I got it!
Do you want me to form a duo with you?
What?!
Thank you!
But you're only qualified for high school girls...
I said I'm only qualified for high school girls!
What do I look like to you?!
We're in the same class!
Do you understand?!
No, I don't like seeing you like that!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Sayaka, are you okay?!
She's getting on my nerves...
Sayaka-san! I heard you! You're looking for a partner?!
What do you mean?!
Please make me your partner!
Huh?! Why do I have to team up with you?!
It's fine! There's no one else who respects you like you do!
If you respect me, then don't push me away!
Besides, I want to do bokeh!
Hmm... but why don't you try teaming up with me?
I said no way! Like I said earlier, only high school girls can apply for JK One!
You're still in middle school, right? You can't go out!
I see... I don't know...
Huh?! You want to team up with Sayaka-san?!
Don't be selfish!
Sayaka-san, what do you want?! Do you want me to punch you?!
Do you want me to punch you?!
What do you want?! What do you want?!
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Ahh... why is it limited to chops?!
I absolutely hate it!
Teaming up with you is absolutely impossible!
Then what should we do?! I think today's stage is your band's!
Stage?!
Yeah! It's the stage we do every week during our concerts!
Ahh! Today's it?!
What should we do?! What should we do?!
Is there any new members?!
I think it's fine for you to team up with someone who has experience!
Thank you very much!
It's not you!
I see... a new member...
Well, it's true that our teacher has put a hat on our ears, but...
It's not easy...
Hey, you're too loud!
Are you making up a story?! Be quiet!
Sorry, sorry! Was it that loud?!
It's loud!
Right, Aina?!
What are you eating?!
Huh?! What do you mean?! Can't you tell?!
When I'm hungry, I want to eat something right away!
What's that?!
Are you eating a new desk?!
It's really popular! I can't decide on just one!
Sayaka, help me!
Sure!
What kind of desk is it?
I'll try it!
Sayaka, do you know what "AKB" stands for?
Of course! It's Akihabara, right?!
Right, right!
What does "NMB" stand for?
"NMB"...
Nana Majide Baba!
Nana!
Is that how you say it?!
That's not how you say it!
Why are you laughing?! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Who's your aunt?!
She's not your aunt!
We're classmates!
Nana Majide Baba...
Why are you taking notes?!
Don't take notes!
There's no place for you to take notes!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Good morning!
Sensei, you're late again!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
I couldn't get rid of the darkness underneath me!
That's terrible!
No, it's not!
You guys better say something!
What's that supposed to mean?
Huh?!
What's your reason?!
You were soft earlier!
Earlier...
You don't have to talk about the rehearsal!
Okay?! It's a live show, right?!
Saying "say something" isn't even an explanation!
Who's your parent?!
If you say it like that, it'll be easier for you to understand, right?
If you say it like that, it'll be hard for you to understand, right?!
Even if you say it politely...
Can you say it?! "Who's your parent?!"
Who's your parent?!
That's it! That's it!
That's not fair!
But earlier it was more interesting!
That's not fair!
Anyway, Sensei...
Huh?!
What about the new members?
Ah! That's right! That's right!
Today...
I brought in the new members!
Wow!
Come in! Come in!
Yeah.
As a scout, I've brought you all here today.
Starting today, you'll be working as a new member of our comedy club.
Who are you?
I'm Rii-chan.
No, I'm Rii-chan.
Is she a new member?
No, that's not it.
As a scout, I've brought you all here.
What do you mean?
Who are you?
I'm Rii-chan.
How many times are you going to say that?
I know you're Rii-chan.
Why are you here?
Because onee-chan told me to.
Onee-chan?!
Who's onee-chan?
I'm Rii-chan.
That's you.
Rii-chan is you.
Wow!
I smell Fusugi-chan a lot.
I smell her.
I like you.
Ta-dah!
Don't go back there!
It's fine if you don't go back.
Why are you in there?
Who are you?
I'm a new member, Watanabe Miyuki.
I'm Miyuki.
I'm Itoko.
Yes, that's it.
What do you mean?
Yes, that's it.
What do you mean?
Wait a minute.
Don't tell me this door is closed?
Itoko!
It doesn't matter if it's closed or not.
You have a bad mouth, Yamamoto.
Wow, Shibaki-tai.
Hey, Fukumoto!
But I can't admit a newbie who wasn't interested in comedy.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
This Watanabe seems to have been in JK-one.
What?
You want to be like JK-one and win and become popular, don't you, Watanabe?
Yes, thank you.
Oh!
Ah!
Wow!
Oh!
Ah!
Wow!
How many variations are there?
Well, that's how it is.
What do you mean?
Yamamoto!
Yes?
Why don't you combine yourself with Watanabe?
I said I want to do comedy.
If you combine like this, you'll never be able to do comedy.
No, it's not like that.
If you want to do comedy and have experience in it,
you'll be able to expand your reach.
That's why you came up with this idea, don't you think so, Watanabe?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
P-p-perfect.
It's done as a joke.
It's hard to do.
But, well, it's better to have at least one comedian, right?
That's right!
All right!
A newbie, right?
Um, Watanabe Miyuki!
You're in!
Oh! Thank you!
Yay!
Today's topic is...
"Randotsu Gakuin Oogiri Competition"!
Oh!
Yay!
As an assistant of the broadcasting club, you'll do your best today.
Thank you for having me!
All right, Watanabe!
Yes?
If you say something funny here, everyone will admit it!
I'll do my best!
Don't ever take your eyes off the camera!
Do your best!
Let's start with the first question!
The first question is...
Make a poem with "goto-u".
Make a poem with "goto-u", everyone!
Please show us how you do it!
That's fast!
That's good! Yamada, let's go!
Let's start with "goto-u"
goto-u
That's hard!
You have to say "goto-u" without saying "goto-u"!
goto-u
You're good!
I'm good at it?
Yes, you're good!
I'm good at it?
You're good!
I'm good at it?
What are you saying?
Where are you assisting me?
No, you're not! You're not a good man!
Let's go! Otonabe!
Yes!
goto-u
gokigen-na
goto-u
toku
gokigen-na
toku
goto-u
Next!
Jo!
Yes!
Let's go. "goto-u" is your script. "goto-u"'s "go"!
"gomen-ne"! (Sorry!)
"gomen-ne"... "goto-u"'s "to"!
"tousan"! (Dad!)
"gomen-ne", "tousan"!?
Let's go. "goto-u"'s "u"!
"usotsuite"! (Lie to me!)
What is that!?
Did something happen?
What kind of family meeting is that!?
Nagoya...
Ogasawara!
Yes!
"goto-u"'s "go"!
When you're eating...
When you're eating... I got it! "goto-u"'s "to"!
If the person next to you is left-handed...
"goto-u"'s "u"!
Annoying!
What are you talking about?
"goto-u" has nothing to do with it!
Isn't it annoying if you're left-handed?
Well, it's easy for you to hit your elbow and elbow, but...
Yes!
Let's go higher and higher!
"goto-u"'s "go"!
The reward is...
The reward is "goto-u"'s "to"!
Of course!
Oh, the reward is "of course"!
"goto-u"'s "u"!
You're a good boy, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
Hey...
You're saying what you've come up with, aren't you?
Hey...
Didn't you go through the filter of "can I say it once?"
You're saying "ah" without doing anything.
"goto-san"...
You're like me in the past.
I don't know!
Where are you assisting me?
Next!
Let's go higher and higher!
"goto-u"'s "go"!
The reward is...
"goto-u"'s "to"!
Of course!
The reward is "of course"!
"goto-u"'s "u"!
You're a good boy, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
You're pulling me too hard!
You're almost the same!
Watanabe!
"goto-u"'s "go"!
The reward is...
This is suspicious, but...
"goto-u"'s "to"!
Of course!
"goto-u"'s "u"!
Home?
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute!
I'm serious!
If you don't cover me up, my right shoulder will go up!
This is important!
Remember this, girls!
Yes!
"covering up" and "being persistent" are two different things!
"goto-u"'s "to"!
Are you confident?
It's subtle...
Please stop!
I told you earlier!
Use your own filter!
You're going as far as saying it's okay to say it, right?
Yes!
Understood! Let's go!
Gotou's "go"!
Gotouchi is...
Gotou's "to"!
Of course!
Gotouchi is of course Gotou's "u"!
It's "unagi", right?
What's with you?
Even with "unagi" alone, your hair is too much!
Yes!
Yamamoto!
Gotou's "go"!
Gotouchi is...
Gotouchi is Gotouchi's "to"!
Of course!
Gotouchi is of course Gotouchi's "u"!
It's "unagi", right?
What's with you?
Even with "unagi" alone, your hair is too much!
Watanabe!
Yes!
You can do it, right?
Yes!
Okay, let's go!
Gotouchi's "go"!
When I go to take out the trash...
Gotouchi's "to"!
Sometimes, nearby aunts...
Yes, Gotou's "u"!
Make fun of me...
Put "unagi" on your head!
Come on!
But you know, I don't think you can do it.
Because you don't look like you're cute like that.
That's right.
You don't, do you?
But you know, I'm pretty cute, too.
That's it! Thank you very much!
It's not over yet!
I'm not giving up!
What do you think? Is it difficult or difficult?
When you quit?
But you know...
It's not good.
I don't know what to say.
No, it's fine. Go ahead and say it.
I get it.
I'm not going to do it anyway.
Not going to do it?
You have a good temper...
Hey, hey, you guys are pretty good, too.
It's just like it was just now.
It's really funny, and I think it's good.
I want to do myself.
Sensei said it, too.
You should work at it.
You should come to the convenience store and perform.
What? Convenience store?
Convenience store!
Alright!
I have to do this before going on stage!
Do-ya-so!
What's do-ya-so?
Never mind!
Alright! Let's do it!
I'm nervous!
Do-ya-so!
Let's go!
Well, Kanno and I are Suika!
I don't need you!
(Do-ya-so!)
I'm Ayamiki.
Hello.
The other day, I was walking and saw a really cute dog.
When I saw it, I wanted a pet.
Why were you walking?
That doesn't matter.
I was just walking. I wanted a pet.
So, why were you walking?
Does it bother you?
It's fine for me to walk, right?
Hey, hey.
What, what, what?
Why were you walking?
Why?
Where were you walking? Here?
Where?
I know.
It's a road.
You were walking and saw a road, right?
Yay! That's correct!
But what kind of road is it?
Hodo? Shadow?
How long are you going to talk about roads?
Because you left a famous saying on the road.
A famous saying on the road?
When you retire.
That's what Antonio said, right?
Huh? Isn't that right?
It's not!
I can't believe it.
Why do I...
What will happen if I take this road?
Don't take a wrong turn.
If you take a wrong turn, there is no road.
Daa!
Da! Da!
You didn't leave a famous saying like that.
And you said "da" at the wrong timing.
No, I only saw "go", so I thought it was "sad".
Is it that hidden?
That's also true, but...
I don't want to talk about roads.
I want to talk about pets.
Ah, I want a dog.
A dog is fine.
Walk on the sidewalk.
Walk on the road in the park.
A mountain road is fine, too.
No, no, no.
We're talking about roads again.
Huh? We're talking about dogs.
That's why you want a dog, right?
What kind of dog do you want?
A miniature darkspoon, or a pomeranian.
A pug is fine, too.
Dogs are cute, right?
Cute.
I think they'll look good on the sidewalk.
Roads again!
Why do you talk about roads?
Can you talk about dogs?
Dogs?
Yes, dogs.
Ah! The actor's dog criteria!
Who is it?!
The actor's dog criteria? I don't know. Who is it?
I don't know. What I'm saying is, based on the dog, the dog should be the main.
The dog should be the main?
Yes.
Ah, I see. The dog should be allowed to walk in the main street.
The main street! The road! Stop it already!
That's right. I'm scared.
It's not scary. It's a complete detour.
It's not scary at all.
If it's possible, I want to beat up Milky here and now.
That's right.
Was he always hiding like that?
He was always like that!
You shouldn't step out of other people's path!
Stop it!
Thank you very much!
"NMB48" Actor's Day Off Quiz!
Yeah!
Question!
I don't like this mature look!
Leg size 34.
Perfect!
No, I don't like it!
You don't even take off your clothes! You look like you're eating everything!
You all look like you're eating everything!
Then you're correct!
Question!
I don't like this mature look!
Huh?
Chomp for more than a week and then transform!
No, no, no!
Yay!
Excuse me?
Milky became a cabin attendant!
The next "NMB48" Actor is...
Kyofu's cabin attendant, CM, Churai!
Milky quit "OUR LIFE"!
What is the next "cabin attendant" quiz?
See you next week!
Look forward to it!