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Tonight's lesson is about poisonous creatures that lurk in the dark.
If you're going to investigate, you need to think it through.
We'll thoroughly explain the unknown life forms of poisonous creatures.
And we'll have a poisonous scorpion appear in the studio and cause a huge panic!
You have to do it yourself!
What?
Stand up!
Bow!
Please!
Bow!
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In this special course, Mr. Punk Matsuda will go around the world and explore the ecology of wild animals.
He is an animal specialist who has raised more than 3,000 animals so far.
What I usually do is this.
Mr. Matsuda, what kind of snake is this?
The one with an upturned face is called "king cobra".
"King cobra" is a poisonous snake, isn't it?
Yes, of course. If you get bitten, you will die immediately.
You will die in about 30 minutes.
It's very dangerous.
Is its venom removed?
No, it's not. I removed it after this.
Why didn't you do it after that?
Before removing it...
The snake on its head is called "armored cobra".
It's a poisonous snake, of course.
But it doesn't bite people very much.
It doesn't bite, but...
Yes, it's not funny.
Then it's dangerous, isn't it?
As you can see, you are a strange person.
Stop it!
That's right!
Wait a minute! Which way are you going?
Which way are you going?
This way!
Oh, this way!
To be more specific, it's either way.
Mr. Matsuda, what is this?
This is "hill".
Hill?
By absorbing "hill", humans become healthier.
No way!
It's true!
In "hill"'s blood vessels, there is a enzyme called "hillsin" that prevents blood circulation.
That's why blood doesn't stop.
There is a problem with blood vessels in the brain, right?
We know that the enzyme that dissolves blood vessels is included in "hill"'s blood vessels.
We use it as a remedy and now it's a medicine.
I don't use it as a remedy.
I receive it directly from "hill".
In this way, humans use "hill" and various other creatures' abilities to live.
One of them is poison.
So, we will learn about poisonous creatures this time.
First of all, here it is!
"Punk Mr. Matsuda's Extremely Dangerous Poisonous Creatures - Wildlife Creatures Edition"!
Now, we will introduce the creatures that live in the land and are poisonous.
Here is the line-up.
The strongest snake with the longest poison face in the world,
a poisonous snake that attacks with its poison,
and an extremely ferocious tarantula,
which is said to be the world's largest and cheapest poisonous liquid.
First of all, this is Gabon Ada, which is said to be the world's longest poisonous attack, but what kind of creature is this?
To put it simply, it's a kind of caterpillar or herb in Japan.
So, if you bite it with bleeding, it destroys the cell membrane and the meat starts to rot there.
It's that kind of poison, but in fact, the composition of the poison is not so scary.
However, this one is ridiculously big, so the amount of poison is not overwhelming.
Moreover, the poison of this one is actually 5 cm.
5 cm?!
Yes, it's 5 cm thick and you can get poisoned deep in it, so it's even more dangerous.
If you push it with a lion, you can see the same length of fangs in this Gabon Ada.
So, Gabon Ada is said to be the world's longest poisonous attack.
Did you buy it?
Yes, I did.
What?! Wow!
It's huge! It looks like a leaf and it's hard to see, but...
Yes, it's like you're in the woods, covered in leaves and only your face is sticking out.
And it has two horns at the tip of its nose and it's very cute.
It's not cute, is it?
No, it's cute, it's cute!
Yes.
There are girls who like snakes, right?
Sometimes.
Oh, you like peaches.
I bought about five of them.
What?!
What kind of snake is it?
I bought a ball python.
Ball python?
What about poison?
I didn't buy it.
No, you didn't buy it because it's poisonous?
No, I didn't buy it.
Oh, you have to do it because it's poisonous!
You have to do it because it's poisonous!
What?!
What are you doing?!
It doesn't make any sense!
It lives in Africa, so I think it has nothing to do with us, but...
Yes.
Actually, there was news like this recently.
In Osaka, Yao City, they were grazing Gabon Wada.
Wow, wow, wow!
Wow!
So, they were buying poisonous creatures without permission, right?
Wow!
Basically, many poisonous creatures have to buy permission with the gauge they obtained.
So, if you prepare a gauge and get permission for the first time, and then you can raise it,
buying it without permission is not a very good thing.
For humans and for animals, it's not good for each other.
I see.
And if humans fail to buy it and the snake dies, it may not cause trouble to other neighbors,
but if it runs away, it's a problem.
So, the gauge is also quite durable.
I see.
Now, let's move on to the next poisonous creature.
This one!
"Rincals".
Yes.
It attacks you with poison, but how does it attack you?
"Uka"!
"Funsha"?
Oh, it attacks you with "funsha", right?
"Chihi"!
It starts bleeding from my body.
Oh, slowly, right?
"Eibizahuro"!
It's full of feelings of regret for attacking you with poison,
so it attacks you with "ichirei".
It's "jichiri", isn't it?
It's "nora", isn't it?
I'm sorry.
It's "jichiri", isn't it?
The correct answer is this one!
It attacks you with "funsha"!
"Rincals" is correct!
It attacks you with "funsha"!
It attacks you with "funsha" up to here!
This is amazing!
It doesn't attack you with "funsha" only,
but it actually attacks you with "funsha" facing your opponent's eyes!
You know it well!
Yes!
Yes, and it has a range of up to 2 meters!
If you get this poison in your eyes, it's very rare for you to die, but it's possible for you to live.
Teacher, have you ever been poisoned like this?
Yes, I have!
And this is what I was poisoned with!
It's huge! The pattern is amazing!
Yes, it's red in the middle of my stomach and it's cool!
I took it out for filming!
And when I was about to start filming and I was holding the camera like this, it hit me right in the middle of my eyes!
If I hadn't looked at the camera, it would have hit me!
That's crazy!
Now, let's move on!
"King Baboon"!
An extremely violent tarantula!
As expected, spiders are not allowed, right, Momoka?
I bought it!
Wow!
Didn't you just put it in your hand like this?
I did! I touched it! It was fluffy!
Did you buy it, Momoka? Did your parents buy it for you?
My family loves it!
Wow! That's a good family!
A good family!
This tarantula also has poison, of course, but have you ever been bitten by it, Teacher?
I have been bitten by this kind of tarantula!
Isn't it dangerous?
It's really painful!
I don't think the poison itself is that strong, but it's a painful poison!
A painful poison?
It's painful! Anyway, it's painful!
How painful was it?
Yes, it was as painful as being bitten by a rattlesnake!
I don't know!
I don't know if it's an example or not!
The pain lasts for more than a week!
Does it go away?
Yes!
Next up is this one!
Tanzania's biggest one!
Wow!
It's huge!
It's beautiful!
Uka, this is red!
Uka, look!
Uka, I just switched images, so take a look!
It's so hard!
Now, this is a Tanzanian oyster poison.
Sensei tried to test how effective it is.
What did you do?
I went into the Tanzanian oyster pool.
You buried it in your stomach.
Shio.
I ate it until I was satisfied.
You can say you ate it.
Chihi.
I made juice with the leaves and drank it.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Now, this is the correct answer.
You ate it with your mouth.
You ate it with your mouth, didn't you, Sensei?
Yes, I ate it with my mouth.
You knew where it was, didn't you?
Yes, yes.
Since we wanted to test how effective it is, there were about five of us.
We decided who would eat it with rock-paper- scissors, and we played rock-paper-scissors.
And after we played rock-paper-scissors, Kon lost.
Kon-kun.
Kon-kun is a friend of mine.
Kon Yoshimitsu is there.
Kon Yoshimitsu.
Yoshimitsu.
Kon Yoshimitsu and a fan of mine played rock- paper- scissors in Machida.
Yes.
Even though Kon Yoshimitsu lost, he said, "No, no, I don't want to eat it."
No, no, I don't want to eat it.
And he ran away.
So I had no choice but to eat it.
Then I'll eat it.
And I ate it.
It's a poisonous exo.
Rock-paper-scissors doesn't mean anything.
I wasn't supposed to eat it.
Yes, yes.
That's why I still have complaints about it.
I'm a little... a little... a little... a little... I don't agree with you.
Speaking of rock-paper-scissors, I don't know what happened to me.
It was a big deal.
It turned out like this.
What? Where did it melt?
This is the upper lip.
It was eaten like this, so it melted as soon as it was eaten.
It melted in a circle.
This is where it's been about a week and it's been fixed.
I've been able to fix it, I've been able to cover it up, I've been able to regenerate my lips, and I've been able to shape it.
It's really like this in a semicircle.
My lips are like this.
It's gone like this.
It's gone like rock-paper-scissors.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
I'm scared.
I'm glad I didn't do it.
Yes, this is rock-paper-scissors poison, isn't it?
This poison is important.
There were a lot of cuts in my body.
I'm going to take out the orange poison from the gap.
I didn't know it was poison, but it was stimulating and bitter.
How much of that is it?
Okay, let's try it.
So I played rock-paper-scissors.
Then it turned out like this.
Isn't it strange even if you die?
No, I was confident I wouldn't die.
You were confident, weren't you?
No, I wasn't.
I don't have evidence.
So far, we have learned about various land-based poisonous creatures.
Poisonous creatures also hide a lot in the sea.
So, here's what's next.
Punk Machida Prefecture Extreme Dangerous Poisonous Creatures
Submerged Creatures Edition
Let's take a quick look.
Here it is.
"Poisonous Caterpillars", "Injection", "Murder", "Hooked Shellfish", "Pterodactyl", "Electric Jellyfish", and "Poisonous Manjyu" which can be deceived by appearance.
Manjyu
Yes.
So, first of all, here it is.
Anboina
Yes.
This shell attacks poison in a certain unique way.
What is that method?
Ms. Nagisa.
I stepped on a "horror shell" and thought it was a "horror shell" and when I tried to blow it up...
It turned out to be a very scary "shell".
Momone
It sends an invisible radio wave and dies.
What?
Ms. Nagisa is panicking.
How does "radio wave" work?
Yes. It sends poison from a "shell" with an invisible radio wave.
What?
It sends poison from an invisible radio wave.
Yes.
I see.
Ready, go!
Smile
Cute.
You were deceived.
No.
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Smile
What does it mean?
Yes.
"Smile" or "shell teeth" are called "teeth" and we write "teeth" as "tongue".
"Smile" or "shell teeth" are called "tongue" and we write "tongue" as "tongue".
I choked.
There is a video of Anboina catching fish, so let's watch it.
I don't like that it's shaking.
It's dangerous.
Run away, run away, run away.
It's a cow, it's a cow.
It's a fish cow.
It's a cow cow.
It ran away.
It's stuck.
The mouth is big.
It's amazing.
It's a round fish.
It's a very round fish.
It's happy now.
It doesn't feel much pain.
It's happy now.
Why does this unpleasant poison work on humans?
It evolved to eat fish.
Fish are parasites.
It's a poison that works on parasites.
We're parasites, too.
So in the same way...
If you listen carefully, you'll know what it is.
Oh, that's scary.
Katsuo-no-Eboshi
Yes, there are "Fureru-to-gekitsu" and "Denki- kurage".
What kind of creature is this?
"Katsuo-no-Eboshi" is actually not one creature.
It's not one creature.
It's a group of small creatures that combine to form one creature.
It's a jellyfish that's been combined with its fellow jellyfish.
But even though it's a jellyfish, the jellyfish itself is a jellyfish,
In short, it's not one creature.
It's a group of small creatures, so it's not one creature, right?
That's right.
And the tentacles are long, too.
Yes, it's long.
Some of them should be over 50 meters long.
What?
50 meters?
So even if the head of the main body is one,
there is a possibility that people 50 meters away from it will be harmed.
Oh, no.
What a nuisance.
It hurts, but you don't know what you're stuck with.
You don't know, do you?
You don't know.
The shock when you're stuck with it is like electricity.
It's called "electric jellyfish" because it comes to you like electricity.
I see.
This "katsuo-no-e-boshi" (jellyfish-eating star)
So this is just an empty shell, right?
That's right.
Yuta, this is a corpse, isn't it? It's dead.
But I don't know if it's a corpse or not.
This may be dead.
But like I said earlier, it's made up of a lot of things.
So I don't know if everything is dead or not.
I see.
So I don't know if this part is dead or not.
But if you touch it carelessly, you may get stabbed.
Even if it's dead, in some cases, if the auto-fire function is alive, it may still come back to life.
I see.
So if you see it, don't touch it.
That's right.
"Sube-sube-manjuu-kani" (crab-ball-kani)
It may look like a pretty and cute crab, but its appearance can be deceiving.
Sensei, what does it look like?
It's a crab that's caught quite often.
But in Japan, crabs are more of a luxury food.
And if you catch it by the sea...
And you think it's about as big as miso soup...
But if you make miso soup out of it and drink it...
It will end up like that.
Wow!
It's really poisonous.
Yes, it's really poisonous.
And I actually have a specimen of it.
This is "Sube-sube-manjuu-kani".
It's not normal at all.
Sensei, did you cut it through once?
I didn't cut it through, but I made a specimen of it and it turned out like this.
But there are some that are red like this.
There are some that are brown.
You know "fugu" poison, right?
Yes, "fugu" poison.
That "fugu" poison is tetrodotoxin.
It has the same poison as that.
And "fugu" poison is when you eat a poisonous plant...
And it accumulates in your body...
And it produces poison and you use it.
But "sube-sube-manjuu-kani" does that too.
In other words, it produces biological poison in your body...
But other than that...
It's the only animal in the sea that can synthesize this tetrodotoxin.
Wow!
Yes.
If you die, you won't have that poison anymore, right?
This...
I think you can eat it if you make it out of miso soup or something and drink it.
Wow!
I can do it!
You can do it!
What do you mean you can do it?
I haven't tried it yet so I don't know what will happen.
No, Shinoi said it.
Then should we play rock-paper-scissors again?
No, you have to do it!
Even if you call Kon-kun, you won't actually drink it.
Even if you lose, you won't drink it, Kon-kun.
No, Kon-kun won't do it anymore.
He was a student at the time, but now he's the president of an ironworks.
No, I'm not!
There's another news about dangerous crabs found in Japan.
The world's strongest poisonous crab was found in Wakayama Prefecture.
It looks poisonous.
Wakayama Prefecture, Susami Town, about 300 meters above sea level,
a black-billed blue crab was caught in the net of a fishing boat.
This crab is said to be the world's strongest poisonous crab,
and the aquarium called for caution not to eat it.
This black-billed blue crab is similar to the previous black-billed red crab,
and it also has a poison called tetrodotoxin,
but it also has a poison called cytotoxin, which is more toxic than that.
Therefore, depending on how you eat it,
it has a higher fat content than the previous black- billed blue crab.
It's such a terrible crab.
However, as I said earlier, it's a crab that produces poison for intestinal agriculture.
Therefore, depending on the area, there are areas with strong poison and areas with weak poison.
It's a bit of a special feeling like that.
Is it out to hold it?
It's subtle to hold it.
It's not like you held it and licked your hand or something like that,
and reported that you were sick.
That's why it's best not to touch it.
It's pretty warm, so you can catch it in Kansai.
That's right. That's right.
Whether it's the effect of warming, it's pretty far over here.
It's coming all the way to Honshu.
And this time,
Mr. Funk Machita brought poisonous creatures to the studio.
This is it.
It's been there all along.
There's no lid.
This is a scorpion.
It's huge.
This is the world's largest scorpion.
It's the world's largest species of scorpion.
Does it have poison in it, of course?
It does have poison in it, of course, because it's a scorpion.
If you get stung, it's over.
It's not over.
The fat content is said to be 2%.
It's okay now.
It's 2%.
If you get stung, you die.
Since we're here,
shall we play with the scorpion we answered in the previous quiz?
The windmill hit me.
Don't do it!
Look at the monitor.
Don't do it!
How is it? Do you want to touch it?
You don't like it, do you?
How about you, Harsa?
You said you want to be a bird hunter.
But I think I can do it.
Really?
It's easy for me.
Really?
You are making progress.
Harsa, do you want to touch it?
Yes.
Now, Harsa, who wants to be a bird hunter, will touch a giant scorpion.
It looks like it's going to sting you.
Watch out!
It's threatening you!
Watch out!
Stop it!
Call someone to peel it off for you.
Are you okay now?
Now, it's your turn, Hajiri.
I'm scared!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Put it back!
Kashiko was excellent this week, but Bakako was not good at all.
Let me announce the candidates.
The reward is a penalty game.
Yes.
Then I will announce it.
This week's Kashiko is...
Ha-san!
She was wonderful.
As expected of a human-beast hunter.
And this week's Bakako candidates are...
Fuka and...
Momone!
Huh? Momone said something strange like "send poison by radio wave" and...
Mr. Punk panicked.
And Fuka refused to use a scorpion.
I'm sorry.
You refused, didn't you?
Yes.
Okay, both of you, please stay.
This week's game is...
Dangerous hunter and hunter-gatherer match!
Okay!
Each of you will sit under a tray and...
hold a string connected to the tray.
And you will let go of the string and...
drop it on your head and hold it.
You can't hit your head.
Yes.
The one who is further away from your head will be Bakako.
Yes.
Okay, Fuka.
Please!
Wow!
You didn't hit me, did you?
I don't know.
I don't know if you saw it in slow motion.
You hit me.
You hit me, didn't you?
I made a sound.
Then you hit me.
You hit me, didn't you?
You hit me.
You hit me, didn't you?
Okay, Fuka is out.
Okay, let's go.
Please!
Um... I'm Uka Bakako.
I'm sorry.
Now, we'll learn about Akechi Mitsuhide, who isn't in the Thai drama.
Was his personality eccentric?
What?!
Actually, Akechi Mitsuhide also had a "hototogis" attitude.
His kind side is what he sings about.
Eh...
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SENTAAAAA!