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If you cheat on me, I'll kill you all.
What?!
Tonight, we'll have an animal lesson from Ms. Shibata, who is untouchable.
Ouch!
We'll learn how to survive in the entertainment world from animals that have evolved in order to survive!
Also, on August 14th, we'll release the MV for our 21st single "BOKOE KAERE" which was released on NMB48.
BOKOE KAERE
Tonight's special course is "Untouchable Shibata- sensei loves animals."
How many people like animals?
If you didn't raise your hand, let's make everyone like animals.
Who didn't raise their hand?
Let's say only one person.
It might be a simple topic.
Here is the first topic.
Survival from weak meat and strong food.
Animals that evolved miraculously.
The animals you're looking at now.
It's not strange to be called a "miracle" in this world.
I think it's the same in the entertainment world.
There are many people who want to be an idol.
There are many people who want to join your group.
I think it's a miracle to be in it.
What kind of miracle creates that miracle?
It's evolution.
I see.
Animals learned that people who worked hard and changed themselves survive in this world.
Let's look at the first animal.
Almagiro.
You all know it, right?
Almagiro.
Almagiro is a Spanish word.
It means "armed."
It's cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
However, that animal is not in Spain.
What do you mean?
Why did you name it in Spanish?
That kind of thing is also a miracle.
The most familiar thing is...
When you feel danger, you round up and become like a ball.
You can't push it.
You get excited.
When you get excited, you roll around.
Because it's round.
You get excited because it's round, but you roll around.
It's a very rare animal.
What kind of evolution did it do?
You can tell by looking at it.
It has armor on its back.
The only animal with this armor on its back is this Almagiro among mammals.
I see.
It's small, so it gets attacked by other animals.
It gets attacked, so it makes its back hard.
It evolved so that it wouldn't pierce its claws and fangs.
That's why it's still alive.
However, Almagiro is actually thought to be one species.
There are actually 20 species.
That's a lot.
However, there are only two kinds of Almagiro.
Almagiro is famous for its round shape like this.
Almagiro is famous for its round shape like this because it's funny.
In fact, most of Almagiro is not round.
Here is the question.
An shocking incident happened because Almagiro's shell was too hard. Can you guess what it is?
Saibi.
I thought it was a stone and kicked it, but Almagiro took my legs.
He took your legs.
That's a good incident.
Stone.
If it's round, I think you can throw it at home.
The pillars of the wall hit and it's hard.
It's like a drift.
That's the first dimension.
It's not.
Yuka.
A prank group that throws Almagiro's shell appears.
This will be a weapon.
Let's see the correct answer.
A bullet bounced back.
It doesn't look like an incident.
Almagiro-chan was walking on the street in America.
Almagiro-chan was shot.
A young man shot Almagiro-chan.
A bullet hit him.
It hit him, but it bounced back.
When it bounced back, the young man's mother was in the trailer house.
The bullet hit his mother.
His mother is seriously injured.
Almagiro-chan died from the shock of the bullet.
Almagiro-chan died even though it bounced back?
Is there something Almagiro-chan is not good at?
Yes, there is.
Almagiro-chan dies for a reason.
Almagiro-chan dies when it's very cold.
Almagiro-chan can't live in a cold place.
You're so inhuman, but you can't win against the cold.
You're a coward.
You don't know about this, do you?
It says here that Almagiro-chan can even fight against lions.
It says here that Almagiro-chan is the scariest lion in the world.
It's also in the Guinness Book of World Records.
I thought that Guinness Book of World Records was about riding a lion with some kind of technique, but it's about riding a lion with a mental technique.
It's a rare question, isn't it?
What has evolved this lion?
There is a white part on its back.
This part is elastic like a rubber band and stretches.
And it's hard.
It's different from the lion's armor, but it doesn't pierce a lion's fangs or claws.
Of course, it doesn't pierce a lion's fangs and claws, but it's thick and strong and doesn't cause fatal injuries.
So, lions can be pierced and bitten.
But, since Almagiro-chan is the scariest lion in the world, lions bite lions' claws and so on.
It's a little sad, isn't it?
Lions' claws and claws are painful.
It's because lions have a lot of fine hair follicles.
So, lions feel a lot of pain.
So, it's more painful to hit a lion's neck than to hit a lion's face like this.
So, lions attack lions' necks all the time.
When I saw this lion, I stopped attacking it.
This creature is amazing.
It's poisonous.
Because it's a savannah lion, there are also cobras.
It's not very big and it doesn't have a sense of speed, so it's been bitten for a long time.
Thanks to repeating that kind of thing, there are already antibodies in the body.
Whether you get bitten by a cobra or beaten by other poisonous snakes, it doesn't matter.
It only works for a little bit, right?
A little bit?
It has antibodies.
It has antibodies, but it's not that perfect yet.
It's still evolving.
When it's perfect, it slowly slows down and eventually faints, right?
And while it's fainting, lions eat it.
In the end, it will be eaten, but if it's barely found, it will survive.
So, it's still alive in this world.
In a little while, cobra poison won't work either.
One of them is antelope.
Wow, antelope!
This is a giant antelope.
There are 30,000 of them in one day.
But if you think of it as 10, you can eat 300,000 of them in one day.
But if you only had one antelope in the world, you would have tens of thousands of them.
So, even if you eat tens of thousands of them in one day, you can eat a considerable number of ants.
But when it comes to that, we don't know if ants are better or antelopes are better.
That's right.
A researcher on Earth did some research.
He collected all humans and put them on this scale.
And he collected all ants in the world and put them on this scale.
And it turns out that they weigh exactly the same.
What?
Whose research is that?
I think it's a lie.
Don't say that.
Be honest.
Don't say that.
It's definitely a lie.
Apparently, there are as many ants as there are ants.
So, no matter how much you eat, you can't get rid of them.
Ants are smart.
In Argentina and Brazil, there are mountains about two meters high.
And there are tens of thousands of ants in those mountains.
Ants eat all of those ants.
If you eat all of them, you can't get rid of those ants.
And you can't get rid of ants in those ants.
Ants have a high reproduction ability.
So, ants leave only one-third of ants.
After a while, ants don't increase in number.
Then, ants go to eat ants again.
That's amazing.
When ants eat ants, they eat ants with their tongues.
Their tongues are about 50 or 60 centimeters long.
They are like maggots.
Ants eat ants 160 times in one second.
That's fast.
That's impossible.
Wait, wait, wait.
I said one second.
Not one second. One minute.
I'm sorry.
One minute is too much.
One second is more than nothing.
It's more than nothing.
Ants eat ants 160 times in one minute.
It's still fast.
It's still quite fast.
Do you know what evolved such a big ant to protect itself from the natural enemy lion?
It can talk with natural enemies.
It's like, "Wow, it's amazing," and it's very sociable.
Does it attack you too? "Is it good?" "Wow, it's amazing," and it eats you.
It can fly the hair on your back.
It can run.
If you can do that, it's amazing!
But it's a little different.
Let's look at the correct answer.
Its tail grew as long as its head.
Its tail grew as long as its face.
If you grow your tail as long as your face, what happens is...
If you don't have good eyesight like a lion or a cat, you can't tell which is which.
You can't tell which is which, so you can't tell which is which, so you run away.
So they became writer-songwriters.
And that's how they became lions.
I see.
But lions also want to eat.
So lions also thought about it.
If you go this way, you'll get caught.
But if you go this way, you'll get away.
So let's try going in the middle.
Then you'll get caught.
It's an easy story.
But now, in the world of lions and other animals with cats,
it's getting worse and worse.
So lions also need to evolve.
It's a bat.
It's not a bird.
It's the only mammal that flies in the sky.
Actually, bats are mammals.
There are about 5,000 species of mammals.
About four of them are bats.
There are more than 1,000 species.
Most of mammals are bats.
They suck blood.
There is a vampire image.
Of the 1,000 species of bats,
there are only about three species of bats that suck blood.
They hardly suck blood.
Among them, there is only one species of bats that sucks human blood.
Only one species.
There are very few species that live and meet.
But, when bats suck human blood and eat it,
people think it's vampire-like and make up stories about bats sucking human blood.
I see.
There are actually many fruit bats.
They only eat fruits.
They love sweets.
Fruit bats are actually very large.
Here is the largest variety of them.
- Wow. - 2 meters?
- Yes.
That's scary.
If it's the widest area, it can be more than 2 meters.
Even if it's only on the top, it can be a little more than 1 meter.
Something like this can fly with wings of 2 meters.
Do you know when a bat hanging upside down hangs straight down?
It's like this.
When blood comes up to my head?
Because it's upside down.
That's right.
Usually, it's a mechanism in which blood doesn't go up to the head.
It's called a "wanderer's net".
It's very finely divided like a net.
So it's hard for blood to go up to my head.
And it doesn't flow with a vane.
Chihi.
When I want to go to the bathroom.
Oh, I see.
Here is the correct answer.
When you want to go to the bathroom.
Chihi is correct.
Chihi is correct. Thank you very much.
That's right.
When it's hanging upside down, it's because it touches your body.
That's right.
Bats fly in the sky, so they don't have muscles in their bodies.
So do claws.
It's like a hook of a hanger.
So it's not hanging upside down with muscles. It's hanging upside down with this hook.
It evolved to be gentle.
Here is a precious scene where bats hang upside down.
And the next theme is "Life Lessons for Animals".
Earlier, we saw how animals have evolved and lived their lives.
From now on, if you work hard like this, you can live in this world and succeed as a woman.
Migen, what do you think so far? Are you interested in it?
A little more than the beginning.
What do you like the most?
But I like bats with muscles.
That's what we were talking about.
Did you remember it?
This is Lion-chan.
What can you learn from a lion?
Lions are said to be kings of beasts, but in fact, they are not that strong.
If you hunt ten times, you will only succeed once or twice.
These people are almost failures.
Lions are said to be kings of beasts, but in fact, they are not that strong.
Oh, it's a lion.
It's a kanji creature.
I have a friend named Eric in Kenya.
Eric hits a lion when he sees it.
When a lion comes, Eric hits it.
Then the lion runs away.
This is Masayoshi.
What can you learn from a lion?
It is important to cooperate with everyone.
If you are in a group and graduate and do it alone, you can do it completely alone.
I don't think there are many people like me.
But with everyone's help and everyone's support, this group has now been established.
Kamai and Sayaka are also like this.
Everyone is like this.
Well, I'm alone now.
Newton is alone.
I'm not alone.
Let's work together. We are not alone in any world.
Let's learn that we work for someone else.
Next is elephant.
Elephants are the biggest animals on earth.
Elephants can weigh up to seven or eight tons.
Elephants eat 200 kilograms of grass per day.
Elephants drink 100 liters of water per day.
Elephants drink a lot of water.
Elephants have only muscles.
Elephants eat almonds and 100 yen coins.
Elephants lift tofu.
Elephants are very delicate.
Elephants lift mushrooms while lifting elephants.
Elephants put mushrooms gently.
Elephants said, "Don't you eat?"
Elephants put mushrooms gently.
Elephants are very delicate.
From now on, we will learn from elephants.
In order to gain a chance, you need to be delicate and delicate.
It is also important for members and industry people.
No matter what you say, no matter what you do, no matter when you do it, it is important to always look back at yourself.
Are you really thinking about this when you look at elephants?
I haven't been taught at all compared to elephants yet.
Really?
I want you all to learn this as well.
This is the mantohihi.
This is the largest animal in the world.
Mantohihi is called "one step more".
A male can marry several females.
But it's hard for them to protect themselves.
So they want as many females as possible to have children of their own.
That's why it's called "one step more".
If you marry a weak male, even if you are a second wife, a strong male's genes will make you stronger.
That's what it means.
Females tend to cheat more and more.
I really want to have children, but all the other females have gone and haven't come to me at all.
They secretly leave the herd and cheat.
It's a little cruel in that sense.
But it's also cruel for males.
If you cheat, all the females will kill you.
It's cruel for females, but it's also scary for males.
This is what you should learn.
Cheating.
This is heavy.
It hurts a lot.
This is heavy.
I can't even say a word.
This is not a radio or elephant fire.
This is heavy.
I won't kill you, though.
I'm human, so I won't kill you.
Next, they came to Fukurow to learn how to actually touch and learn.
Fukurow and Mimizuku are similar creatures.
Mimizuku has ears and Fukurow doesn't.
Fukurow and Mimizuku can't move their eyeballs.
Their eyeballs are connected to their skulls.
They can move their necks up to 270 degrees.
They can move up to 360 degrees.
They're facing backwards.
Let's have Yuuri and Rei-chan touch Fukurow.
Are you angry?
It's a sweet love.
You're not good at sweet love.
Fukurow and Rei-chan can't do it.
Oh, cute!
Ouch!
She hit me.
Oh, cute!
Are you okay?
Oh, really?
How are your wings?
They're fluffy.
Cute!
Let's give them food.
What kind of meat is it?
Quail meat.
There's a bird called a quail.
Rei is being mean.
Wow!
Is it good?
Wow!
Is it good?
There's a cafe now.
It's quite popular.
Wow!
It's huge!
Watch out!
It's like a zombie.
Wow!
It's amazing! How you touch it is amazing!
With your hand!
Wow! It's scary!
It's scary!
It's staring at you!
It's really scary!
Its eyes are amazing!
It's amazing!
It's staring at you!
It's cute!
It's talking!
The bag is talking!
What did you eat for lunch today?
I ate ramen for lunch!
I want to eat ramen, too!
What kind of food is ramen?
Ramen is soup with noodles!
Soup with noodles?!
Ah, I want to be human when I'm reborn!
What are you trying to do?!
Super hot!
Now, let's announce the stupid cat candidates who were excellent and clever, but not good at all!
The stupid cat candidates will be rewarded with a punishment game!
Now, I will announce it!
This week's clever one is...
Chihi!
She peed in a bat's nest!
She got the quiz right!
And, this week's stupid cat candidates are...
Mika-nyan and...
Anchu!
What is it?!
Mika-nyan is happy!
She doesn't smile much...
She doesn't show signs of liking animals...
And, Anchu...
She has a weird way of entering, like comedians do...
It was a strange time...
Please be careful!
Yes, please stay behind!
This week, the two of you will try...
The panel quiz "Attack Mojugo"!
Oh, it looks fun!
Yay!
Now, there are five photo panels with only the parts of the mojugo that everyone knows.
Please guess which animal those photos are.
The one who guesses wrong will be punished.
Okay, let's "Attack Mojugo"!
Oh, I can't even say it.
Please say it if you know which one it is.
Okay!
Okay, which one is it?
The animal on the top left is...
Okay!
It's a lion!
Correct!
Okay!
Amazing!
The one on the top right is...
A crocodile?
Correct!
The one on the bottom left...
The brown one is...
A dog!
Incorrect!
No, no, no!
Is it a bear?!
That's wrong!
It's not a dog!
It's a bear!
There are different colors, too!
No way!
So, "Attack Mojugo" is safe!
Yay!
You made a mistake in a different part of the song.
In the end, you're an idiot, Gon-chan!
Attack Mojugo
I'm always making mistakes
No matter how hard I try, sometimes it doesn't work
Am I really that down?
Before I knew it, you and I have grown up
We haven't grown up at all
Am I really that down?
How should I live on?
I'm starting to want to die
Now, let's go over there
The path of life
Just me!
Next time, Manabu will go on a rally in Osaka
Not only fruit shops, but also desserts!
The shop that Yusaku Matsuda loved is also here!
What is this?
Wait! Wait for me!