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Tonight, special class by comedians.
Miki and Kousei's doll play.
And, martial arts show by martial artists.
Let's move on to the next teacher, Kousei teacher of Miki.
He's brought his doll here.
Now, let's move on to the class of poo.
Kousei!
It's not the time for a break.
No!
Do it for me!
It's not about poo!
I got it.
I won't do class about poo!
I got it, Kousei.
It's too far!
I got it!
It's too long!
It's too much!
Kousei-sensei's special class is this!
He learned everything necessary for life from playing with dolls.
Is this a book cover or something?
No!
It's exactly like that.
He learned everything necessary for life from playing with dolls.
What is playing with dolls?
Many people know about playing with dolls, especially girls.
I've been playing with dolls since I was little.
Kousei-sensei was playing with dolls because he didn't have friends.
He was such a child at that time.
Yes.
It's cute, isn't it?
But I'm impatient.
It's cute to be impatient, but Kousei is impatient.
You're making him impatient!
Since then, I haven't had any friends.
I was often left out of my friends.
Sometimes, my friends let me in.
When I was playing with dolls, my friends let me in.
But I can only play the role of a baby.
It's like you were in hell when you were in college.
Yes, I was in hell.
Why did you come here?
I was like you, but I only had three friends in college.
But I couldn't help being popular with girls.
No, you can't.
Hey!
No, you can't!
This is the worst type of conversation.
She's the worst. She makes everyone feel like dirt.
No one is around you, but you're doing something.
What am I doing? No one is around me.
You're next.
No one is around me.
Next is me.
You're crazy.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's not a joke.
You look like you're having fun.
No, I'm not.
It's okay.
You look like you're having fun.
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
You say you're not having fun, but you can't sleep because you're excited.
This is incredible.
This makes me happy.
The doll saved the student who didn't have a friend.
Yes, it's a doll game.
It saved my life like this.
But I brought my friend today.
This is Pompo's first meeting.
I've only seen Pompo about a few times.
I brought my friend here.
Here it is.
It's small.
It's small!
It's out! It's out!
What is it?
Can you introduce me?
Introduce me!
Can you introduce me?
He's my friend.
Brother, introduce me!
It's my first meeting on TV!
It's my first meeting in Okinawa!
Introduce me properly!
Introduce me!
Introduce me properly!
This is Sakurai-kun.
Sakurai-kun!
Is it red? Is it red?
This is Fujiyama-kun.
Fujiyama-kun.
Sakurai-kun.
Fujiyama-kun's face is small!
Fujiyama-kun is about 15cm tall!
Fujiyama-kun!
Stop it!
What are you wearing, Fujiyama-kun?
Fujiyama-kun is wearing clothes!
It's all good!
It's all connected!
This is my friend.
How do you play? Try it out.
I like soccer.
I mainly play soccer.
For example, kick motion.
Look at my kick motion.
This is amazing!
It's Sakurai's left kick.
Look at it!
This is amazing!
Can't be helped!
Nice, nice, nice!
This is it! This is it!
Doing it in such a wide area!
Can't be helped!
That, that, that!
Overhead! Overhead! Overhead!
Overhead of Fujiyama!
It's beautiful! It's beautiful!
I want to see it!
Let's raise the center ring!
From the center ring!
Back ride! Yes, raise the center ring!
It's here! It's here!
Overhead!
How is it?
With that look, this is no good!
No, it's fine! This is me!
You know, "Gyan, gyan, gyan, gyan, waa, waa!"
I'm like this!
It looks like you're really kicking at the angle of Sakurai's legs!
That's right! I'm good at it! I'm good at it!
Look! Look! Look!
Amazing! Amazing!
Amazing!
You're good at it!
You're good! You're good!
You can do a goalkeeper, too!
Goalkeeper!
You can do a goalkeeper, too!
What did you learn from that?
Thank you for asking!
Hamae-san, let's go!
Why are you doing that?
What did you learn from playing with dolls?
Yes!
This!
What did I learn from playing with dolls?
The power of loneliness, imagination, eternal friends!
What is making noise?
Please ask me!
The power of loneliness!
Loneliness is a little painful for you, isn't it?
I was told that, too!
I was almost trapped in school.
From Asei and my mother,
What are you doing alone at home?
What are you doing alone?
I wasn't alone.
There were three of me.
Actually...
A successful person is lonely.
That's enough!
I want you to overcome it!
That's enough! I can't say it for everyone!
I can't say it for everyone!
The key to success is loneliness.
It's important to overcome it.
But you succeeded!
Thanks to this!
Thanks to this and Kuroneko!
Stop it! Don't admit your success!
Don't admit your success!
It sold perfectly!
Wonderful!
The second is imagination.
Imagination!
I used to be a writer,
but I imagine my own story and development.
So, I think that
imagination will be utilized
in Micky's life.
It's useful for your life.
This is the work of Fujiyama.
Now, Hamaie-san
is completely caught by me!
Now, Hamaie-san is completely caught by me!
She is like this when she is caught by me!
Hey! What are you doing during the break?
Something is moving!
Fujiyama!
Go back!
Where?!
Over there!
My Fujiyama!
What are you doing?!
Shut up!
You're annoying!
Let's call it a day here.
I'm so happy!
I'm so full!
All of our friends are saying "let's call it a day"!
Let's call it a day!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
There's something I want to do!
Let's move on to the next teacher.
Missile Man, Iwami-sensei!
Huh?!
Tatsuya Koya-sensei.
She's trying to go home!
I'm going home!
Just a little longer!
I'll finish it in ten minutes!
I'm going home!
Just ten more minutes for the teacher!
I'm going home!
I'll regret it for the rest of my life!
It's okay!
I'm here!
Sengoku...
What are you talking about?
Sengoku Bushou taught by Bushou-sama!
Since it's a fun party, I'd like to teach you about Sengoku Bushou.
There's also No.48 version of "Namba Utahime".
I'm not good at it.
What is it?
It's No.48 version of "Namba Utahime", right?
No, it's "MMB Potato", right?
Oh, is that so?
Sengoku Bushou has taught many historical figures,
but there are many other Bushou figures as well.
I'd like to teach you about them.
Do you know anything about "monster horsepower"?
"Monster engine"?
"Monster horsepower"?
"Monster horsepower" in that sense?
Do you know it?
"Monster engine"?
Does anyone know it? "Monster horsepower"?
It's hard to say "monster horsepower", isn't it?
Nobu, right?
Nobu, Nobu, Nobu...
Sardaro, Deias, Shingen, Kenshin, Akechi, Mitsuide...
There are many other Bushou figures.
Today, I'd like to introduce you some Sengoku Bushou figures.
First of all...
Tazuchi Momoyama is a Bushou from the era of Momoyama, isn't he?
Akechi Mitsuide and Muhon Niai, Honnoji and Jigai.
And this is a famous quote that represents Momoyama's personality.
If you don't cry, what what what what will you do?
Can you understand it by listening to the song "Yume Shijuhachi"?
Let's listen to Momoyama's song.
Make me cry!
Hey, you got it wrong.
Akarin, can you understand it?
Kill me.
Oh, "Kill me," "what will you do?"
That's it, but...
It's not like that.
If you don't cry...what will you do?
It's over.
Oh, can you understand?
If you don't know, look up at the blue sky, will you?
That's so cool!
I'm going to put it in English.
It's a good song, it's a good song.
Chihi, do you know it?
Um...
It's going to be like a "suzukiri" style.
It's going to be like a "risakuri" style.
Chihi, do you know it?
It's probably...
After feeding it...
Um...
Should we try to calm it down?
It's "nanana", right?
It's "nanana" in the middle of the song.
Actually, this is what the warrior asked.
"If you don't cry, it's that kind of "hototogisu"."
Um...
It's not like "make me cry, make me cry" and work hard.
If you take a step back and think about it, you can see it.
"Isn't it originally a type of "hototogisu" that doesn't cry?"
That's what Oda Nobunaga said.
Let's give Oda Nobunaga a big round of applause.
Thank you.
I don't know if it's true or not.
Right?
It's a lie!
Is this a joke?
I was standing right next to you.
But I brought the sunflower oil today.
This is the sunflower oil that Nobunaga actually used.
It must be difficult to get permission.
Yes, it is.
This is the sunflower oil that Nobunaga actually used.
It's shiny.
The total price of this sunflower oil is 48,000,000 yen.
I can't believe it.
Do you want to get sunburned all day?
I want to get sunburned.
Do you want to get sunburned?
Come here.
Do you want to get sunburned?
What do you mean "do you want to get sunburned"?
It's so soft.
It's soft.
Can you see it?
There is a pigeon in the distance.
Right?
If you can see the pigeon and shoot it down, you win.
OK?
Let's start with Airi.
First, Airi will try to get sunburned.
Let's start getting sunburned.
Let's get sunburned.
I didn't get sunburned.
I wasn't even surprised.
Next, the pigeon will try to get sunburned.
Let's start getting sunburned.
You got sunburned.
Let's clap for the pigeon.
You got sunburned.
Can we talk for a second?
You got sunburned.
I heard you were going to air it on TV today.
Is it going to air?
I happened to have a sunburn remover, so I thought I'd do it for you.
I should have asked a high school student to do it for me.
The next election minister is this person.
The narrow road in the back is famous.
Especially, the famous drain, the old pond, and the water sound.
Does anyone know the answer?
Mamane, do you want to do it?
The water sound of frogs jumping in.
You got it right.
The water sound is correct.
It's "kawazu", though.
Kawazu.
You said "kawazu", didn't you?
There are other famous drains.
When Matsuo Basho first went to Kyoto, he saw a 575 there.
Do you know what it is?
Kyoto Ikko.
And?
Keihan Reiza.
Catch name is Keihan.
If you ride Keihan, you are Keihan.
It's not 575, it's Keihan.
If you ride Keihan, you are Keihan.
It's 855.
Nice to meet you.
Kyoto Ikko.
Ty-ya-maru-zen. Ty-ya-maru-zen.
Ty-ya-maru-zen.
Anyway, 575 is famous.
Shall we ask someone who is good at it?
Let's go.
Look at Kyoto.
When you look around Kyoto Ichien,
E-den-na.
Bonchi-no-kanji.
E-den-na.
It's not wrong at all.
This is what I really read.
It is said that it is E-kanji because of the low height of the building.
I wish E-den-na would explode a little more.
E-den-na would be better.
And this is a brush that Matsuo-basho actually used.
It's a pencil!
It's effective.
Use it!
Even if it's not just a brush, Matsuo-basho was a man with many enemies.
When I was drawing a curve here and there, someone might come from behind.
At that moment, I took my left hand back and did this.
Can someone do this for me?
Someone should do it!
I can't do it!
I can still understand what you did with the pistol earlier, but what do you mean by "someone should do this for me"?
I'll draw it here.
A man comes from behind.
When I did "shut", the man who came from behind said "I'm sorry!" and I lost.
"What are you going to eat?!" and I lost.
Let's go with "mirror".
Why?!
I hate it!
I really hate it!
When this happens, even if you don't say "I did it earlier"...
"Mirror". Use Matsuo-basho's brush to hit the enemy!
I'm sorry!
What is this?!
Seriously...
Do it on your own!
Was it scary?!
It was a little cruel.
And with that, all of our classes have ended!
No, no, no, no!
It's not like that!
Is it you, Mr. Urakata?!
No, it's not like that!
Mr. Odom, Mr. Odom!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
It's not like that?!
I...
Did you say something?
I...
Well, you did say something, didn't you?
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it! Do it! Do it!
DJ Keiji, listen to me and Odom! I'll do it! Do it! Do it!
I...
I'll tell you the truth!
You went too far with "bushou-sama", so we'll cut it out!
Seriously...
Seriously, we'll cut it out!
"bushou-sama" and "kousei" have ended, so we'll cut it out!
What are you doing?!
You...
You weirdo! You shouldn't make it longer!
It's not like it'll end in an hour or two!
Hey!
Hey, what is this?!
It's not like it, right?
It's not like it, I'm sorry.
It's not like it.
What is it?!
It's not like it!
In this class, we'll announce the "kashiko-san" who was excellent and "baka-ko" who wasn't good at all.
The "bacchi-go-neko" reward will be a punishment game.
And now, I'll announce it!
This week's "kashiko-san" is...
Joe!
You were chosen by the black cat religion's god.
I appreciate that.
He's a god.
We are...
The black cat religion's gods.
And now, the "baka-ko" candidates will be chosen by the teachers.
First, who is the first "baka-ko" candidate?
Nagi-san!
Nagi-san said something I shouldn't have said.
"The front row is a popular member," she said.
I was already behind you, but I said it!
That's not fair!
Now, Hishimori-san.
Momoru!
And now, who has too many dreams?
That's not fair!
That's not true!
And now, Kosei!
"Renapion"!
Yes!
I just want you to stop with that ridiculous "call and response" thing.
Udon no kudari
"Kanashii Renapion"!
That's it!
What will the three of them do for their last homerun?
I wonder what's in the box!
If you know what it is, please whisper it in my ear.
If you don't tell me what it is, I'll be stupid!
Here's what's in the box!
Okay, let's go! Put your hands in! Start!
The first one to find out wins!
Don't look inside, okay? Don't look inside!
Don't look inside!
The first one to find out will hit me in the ear, okay?
I'll hit you in the ear!
Okay, I got it.
If you got it, look at the dog.
It's gross!
Don't put it in the circle!
Moguru, Moguru, go ahead.
Poop.
Who said that?!
You think I'd put it in?
In front of all of you, an idol is about to get pooped on?!
- I can't do it! I can't do it! - It's too small!
Correct!
- It's too fast! - It's too fast!
- I know! I know! - If you say it there, it's already...
- Frog! - Correct!
- Yay! I got it right! - It was this one!
- It's crazy! - Momoloon, which was chosen by NMB48, has a punishment game!
- Yes! - At Osaka Castle Park, the Cool The Pumper course will be held at WW Hall.
- Won't you go and watch it with NMB and Manabu - kun?
- After the performance, an exciting talk event will be held!
- Please come and get a chance to win a prize!
- Momoloon, which was chosen by NMB48, has a punishment game!
- If you're hiding in this grassy village and Uesugi Kenshin comes and screams...
- Scream and avenge your father!
- I understand! - Yes!
- Well then, shall we begin? Hattori and Hanzo's revenge match begins now!
- That's right!
- Avenge your father!
- You're still not good enough, you little idiot!
- At the end, you'll have to carry everything yourself!
- Momoloon has no punishment game!
- Let's date and fall in love!
- Don't be half-hearted!
- Next episode, we'll thoroughly explain the people we're concerned about!
- The smell that women especially feel uncomfortable about!
- The people that appear in their 30s that women hate!
- I think it's because you're in love!
- The reason you can't talk...
- The reason you can't understand anything...
- Is because you haven't watched it yet!