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The World Cup is about to kick off!
Let's enjoy the soccer match even now!
Wow! Abarabyon!
We will also introduce handsome guys who you will want to cheer for!
Wow!
Kai!
Kiri!
Rei!
Sayonara!
Sexy!
Now, let's call out our special instructor!
Penalty! It's Wacky Sensei!
Wow!
Penalty!
Thank you!
Today is soccer, right?
Yes, that's right!
We've been doing it for a long time.
Yes!
Do you know where the World Cup will be held?
From there?
No, I don't think you know.
No way!
Iso-chan, you know a lot about soccer, right?
I love it! I've been playing it for about 7 years.
Iso-chan, you know where it will be held, right?
No way!
Do you know?
Does anyone know?
No way!
Wow!
Zero!
Don't you know where it will be held?
Oh, you don't know?
Venezuela!
Wait a minute!
Venezuela!
I can't do it!
Iso-chan, do you know where it will be held?
I know!
It will be held in Russia!
It's going to be held in Russia!
It seems like women are not as interested in soccer as men are in dancing.
It's really surprising!
We're going to show you how to enjoy the World Cup with people who don't know about soccer!
First of all, let's get to know Japanese national team players.
All of them are so beautiful.
I'm so jealous of them.
The couple who became famous is Amigo...no, Amore Amore.
Amore Amore was really popular.
Takanashi Rin-chan.
I'm friends with Makiro.
We meet a lot.
Rin-chan is also very accurate.
She's a little mysterious.
Oh, is that so?
She's a little mysterious.
Baseball players have the image of announcers.
But soccer players are a little like...
Actresses, actresses...
In the past, King Kaz was playing for Stradivarius.
Oh, that's right.
Also, Matsui Daisuke was playing for Kato Rosa.
Oh, I see.
Well, there are a lot of people like that, but it's not enough.
Did you get married before?
Yes, I did.
Are you a model?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
You're a very common person.
I'm not a very common person.
You're a very, very common person.
I'm Wacky.
I'm a Japanese representative of genius players.
I'd like to introduce 23 players.
Three!
I'd like to introduce three geniuses.
First of all, he's from Kansai.
Genius attacker, Takashi Usami!
In the Kansai area, he was very famous in elementary school. He was a genius and famous.
He was also good at shooting with both feet and accurate shooting.
First of all, his dribble is cool.
His dribble is genius.
People usually think of him as quite cheeky, but he has a very innocent side.
I'll give you a quiz about his innocence.
When he was a child, he always did something the day before a match.
What was it?
He slept with the ball he used for the match the next day.
He made a turtle boat.
I see.
Correct!
When he was in fifth grade, he suddenly had an idea.
He made a turtle boat and hung it up.
Then, it started to rain.
He hung it up and it started to rain every time.
He made it with a tissue.
Then, he hung it up and made it again.
He redrew his hair and eyes.
For eight years, he did the same thing.
What?
He even gave it a name.
He was called "Mr. Tail".
He was cute and innocent, wasn't he?
In one show, when Usami was 19 years old, there was an old team called "Bayramichen".
At that time, I had a surprise for him.
I gave him Usami's mother and Mr. Tail.
Then, they became parents and had a big fight.
It's Mr. Tail!
They cried.
I thought he was a good boy.
He is innocent.
He is married.
His wife is older than him.
They are childhood friends.
He married his childhood friend.
It doesn't make sense.
They became freelancers and got to know each other, didn't they?
No, they didn't.
They are from the same area.
Girls like that kind of thing.
I hope everyone is like that.
It's a lie.
It's impossible.
But, he is innocent and pure.
It's like that, isn't it?
Here is the next genius.
Shibasaki, who is known as "genius commander".
In terms of commander, I think he is number one.
He is really good at handling the ball.
He is from a high school called Aomori Yamada, and he is really famous all over the country.
Here is the problem!
When he was in high school, his teacher, coach Kuroda, was very surprised to see Shibasaki's picture during the game.
Why is that?
If you look at the background, the Aomori Yamada team is already famous all over the country.
In that team, there is an exclusive cameraman.
The cameraman takes a lot of pictures, and out of those 50-60 pictures, there is one that surprised me.
Nagisa!
From the ball I kicked to my cheek...
Are you kidding me?
I can't be a winner.
Saipi!
Before I shoot, I always look at the camera.
That's scary.
Amazing!
I see! You look around a lot, so you know where the cameraman is.
If you don't look at the ball and kick it, here is the correct answer.
There wasn't a single picture of you just looking at the ball.
I directly talked about this with coach Kuroda and my high school teacher.
There wasn't a single picture of you just looking at the ball.
Is it that difficult?
Is it like...
"No, it's difficult," or "Why don't you try it?"
Right?
Can you dribble without looking at the ball?
Can you come out for a second?
Yuri.
Huh...
Ready?
Huh...
Yes.
Can you come out for a second?
Scary!
Why?
Have you been making fun of me lately?
It's just difficult for me to dribble into water normally.
I don't know how amazing Shibasaki is.
Here is the next genius.
Genius mood maker, Makki's Komaki.
You often see her on TV.
She speaks well and is cheerful.
She is said to be Japan's best mood maker.
But she is also very talented.
I think she is a hard worker.
It's her first time competing in the World Cup as a Japanese representative.
It's her first time as a 31-year-old late defender.
She does a lot of things.
But it's all for the sake of entertainment.
She does it in a way that is entertaining and informative.
She does it like this.
She opens her palm like this and looks at me like this.
Like this.
What? What? What?
Don't do it like that.
She does it like this.
She says "Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it today."
It's like a routine.
Yes, it's a routine.
Routine.
When he does J-league commentary, it's like a commentary announcer.
He also thinks about where the camera is.
He's an entertainer.
Japanese representatives use social media and send messages like "I'm doing this at the training camp."
They say "Do something else. Focus more on soccer."
But he's the one who creates that kind of bright atmosphere.
I see.
I think he needs it.
It's important.
Even among the members, mood makers are important.
There are some who are being played around.
They're not necessary.
Who is your mood maker?
Speaking of mood makers...
Airi.
I see. I understand.
Are you a mood maker?
I don't know.
I'm always like this.
You don't have fun if you're like this, do you?
I'm not a mood maker.
I see. I see.
Yuri is not a mood maker.
Yuri is a class president.
A class president.
But in a way, he's like a fighter.
Yeah, like a fighter.
World Cup. Pay attention to this. Russian tournament. Infectious disease guide.
We will now thoroughly explain the countries Japan will play in the group league.
First, Senegal, where we will play in two days.
He's having fun.
He looks strong.
He already looks strong.
This is Sadio Mane. He looks strong the moment he steps out of the ring.
He looks strong.
He's amazing. First of all, he's fast.
He's fast.
His speed is amazing.
Not only his speed, but also his technique.
What's amazing about him is that he doesn't think he's the only one who can shoot and score a goal.
He might want to shoot here and score a goal.
But if he thinks he can shoot here and score a goal, he'll pass the ball to the opponent.
He'll definitely pass the ball to the one with the highest chance of scoring a goal.
He'll definitely make that choice.
He's perfect.
I'm worried about the next match.
Don't worry!
There's a strategy.
As I said earlier, I think I have a good personality.
When I look at my performance after scoring a goal, I don't look like I'm going to do something flashy.
I don't look like I'm going to do something flashy.
I have a good personality.
I think I have a bad personality.
I laugh a lot.
I have a bad personality.
So, if I make a funny defense, people will laugh at me.
You're suddenly giving a third-rate explanation.
That's not true.
Would you like to try it?
I was listening seriously.
If you make a joke, people will laugh at you.
Am I Mane?
Yes, you are Mane.
Am I Mane?
Yes, you are Mane.
This is important.
People will laugh at you.
I'm a joker, so I'm Mane.
Mane is amazing!
This is going to happen! This is going to happen!
I was totally outplayed!
It was really easy to outplay!
You're kidding me, right?!
And their third opponent is Poland, a powerful European country!
Here is Poland's ace!
He's so cool!
Lewandowski! 29 years old!
He's an amazing player!
I think he's the center forward in the world right now.
The center forward is someone who scores a lot of points in the closest place to the goal.
I think he's going to score three points.
He's riding a gyroscope!
What kind of score is it?
He scored five points in nine minutes!
That's amazing!
In some proper matches!
I think one point is difficult for a soccer player.
He's a monster!
He scored eight points in one minute!
That's amazing!
Are you serious?!
He scored eight points in four minutes!
Are you serious?!
He's an amazing forward, but he's also perfect.
But you think he's going to lose, don't you?
I'm sure he's going to lose.
I have a strategy for that.
Do you?
I think he's very stubborn.
What?!
I'm sure he's going to lose.
Why is he stubborn?
I've seen various parts of him.
Even in his practice at Bayern Munich, he's wearing the best training clothes.
He's dressed in a stylish way.
He's very beautiful.
But he's also handsome.
I'm sure he's stubborn.
If he's stubborn, does that mean he has a strategy?
Yes, he does.
I have a strategy for that.
Mark's defender is going to do a disgusting gag.
A gag?!
That's enough of a gag!
He's going to do a disgusting gag and get close to the defender.
I'm sure he's going to lose.
He's going to run away.
I like Lewandowski.
OK, here we go.
He's going to do a disgusting gag.
The way you walk once in a thousand years.
He's going to lose.
What?!
You just want to do a gag, don't you?
I'm not going to lose.
The World Cup is coming up.
The best three handsome players!
I like this.
I like men who play sports.
The best three handsome players are...
Cristiano Ronaldo is very famous.
Everyone knows him.
I chose the best three handsome players that everyone doesn't know about.
Let's start with the third place.
This player.
He's so cool.
Sexy.
Sexy?
His eyes are sexy.
He's totally different from us.
His eyes are totally different from yours.
His eyes.
It's troublesome.
His eyes are wide open.
His eyes are raised up.
That kind of feeling.
He's going to say something.
Sexy, isn't it?
Alright!
I'm going to kill you.
There's nothing alright about it.
Alright!
There's nothing alright about it.
Alright!
His performance is cool too.
He's wearing a mask like this.
That's right.
I know it well.
He's wearing a mask like this.
It's really cool.
It's really mouth-smelling.
It's mouth-smelling like this.
Do girls look at that too?
Their performance after scoring.
Scoring performance has a lot of meaning, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
It's like that.
After scoring in the World Cup,
it might be better to pay attention to what kind of performance you do.
The second one is this.
Manly!
Oliver Gilles!
Chelsea!
He's the representative of France.
He's really cool.
He's really cool, isn't he?
He's cool.
I think this one is more meaningful.
He's really cool.
He's really cool, isn't he?
The center forward.
He's in the brightest place.
He also scores a lot of points.
He's a handsome man who's easy to understand.
But he's not in first place.
Is he in first place?
Is he up there?
He's quite manly.
The hurdle is a little higher.
Who is it?
The first one is this!
Bjork!
The Swiss representative, Dortmund!
His face is cute, but his beard is really cool.
It's a sweet eye mask that Japanese people like.
So cool!
He's really cool! I'm happy!
He's about 190cm tall.
Can you sit like a Hawaiian?
If you make a pose, he might come closer.
Right, Yamashita-san?
Oh, good! He's saying something!
He's saying something! He's saying something!
He's saying something!
Is he cool?
That's what I want!
This is the 21st World Cup.
In a long history, a terrible incident has happened in the past.
One of them is a series of accidents caused by a French hero, Zidane, in 2006 German championship.
Does everyone know about it?
This Italian player, Materazzi, hit Mark Zidane.
Materazzi said some dirty words that I can't forgive, and it exploded.
It was quite a sequel.
I almost collapsed.
Zidane is a famous personality.
He is a kind person.
Materazzi said something that made Zidane angry.
That's why I thought Materazzi was bad.
Because it was so shocking, a certain artist even made a statue of him.
Next, this is a case that happened in Brazil in 2014.
Luis Suarez, Barcelona, Uruguay.
He is a great striker.
He is a striker who scored in three leagues, Holland, England and Spain.
He is a great striker.
During a football match, he did things that normal players wouldn't do.
He became famous for one role.
What did he do?
He did it three times in total.
Maybe he did it when he was a kid.
Yoshida and others, do you know?
He did things that normal players wouldn't do.
What did he do during a match?
Did he play baseball?
That's not it.
Let's see the answer.
Here is the answer.
He bit the opponent.
During a World Cup match in Italy, he bit a player named Chieri.
Like this.
This is the third time.
He is quite famous for it.
He has a habit of biting people.
"You really bit me!" said Chieri.
Hey, referee, look at me!
He bit him so hard that he got a tooth mark.
The person who bit him also said it.
"Hey, referee, look at me!" said Chieri.
Then, he sat down and bit him like this.
"You really bit me!" said Chieri.
Here is the last question.
This player was involved in an incident that happened in 1994 World Cup.
Romario.
In 1994 World Cup, Romario led his team to victory and became FIFA's best player of that year.
This player was involved in a terrible incident.
Right before the 1994 World Cup, Romario's father, who was a Brazilian star, was locked up in a bar run by his own father.
His father was kidnapped.
The criminal was asked for 8 million yen ransom and 6 days of police investigation, but there was no clue.
Here is the question.
Through the media, Romario sent a bold message to the criminal.
If you don't give me back my father, I'll beat you up!
What did Romario say to the criminal?
Who knows? Nagisa.
I see!
Because she's a fan of the A.M.A.
Kojima.
Correct!
If you don't give me back my father, I won't participate in the World Cup!
When she said that, the criminal who saw it said, "Wow, then Brazil will lose."
And he gave her back his father.
There were so many players like Romario.
Without him, there wouldn't have been a chance of winning the championship.
It's different from Japan when it comes to soccer.
South America, especially Brazil, is a country of soccer.
It's an episode because all the citizens love soccer.
Even those who kidnap soccer fans are soccer fans.
I see.
Now, let's announce the candidates for this week's "Kashiko is no good at all, stupid kid" prize or penalty game.
Yes, I will announce it. This week's "kashiko" is...
Iso-chan!
She knew about soccer.
As expected of her.
And this week's "stupid kid" candidates are...
Mirurun and Yuri!
Mirurun's country of origin is Venezuela.
Yuri's dribble was scary.
You should have brought it up and talked about it.
I felt a sense of madness.
Please keep it.
This week's game is "soccer lifting game".
Each of you will do lifting one by one.
The one with the most cases of success will win.
The one with the least cases will be called "stupid kid".
This is bad.
Shall we start with Yuri?
Yes, yes.
I've never done it before.
Let's go. Ready, start!
One, two.
That's good.
See, I told you.
It was really close to falling.
Like "ton, ton".
That's right.
Now, Mirurun's...
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Suddenly, such high-level lifting.
Don't ask for it.
Mirurun will win if she does it more than two or three times.
Let's go. Ready, start!
One, two.
Shall we do it again?
Yes, Yuri, let's go.
Yes.
Start!
One, two.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Last one, Mirurun.
One, two.
Hand, hand, hand!
Yes!
Yuri wins!
It's been a while since I've seen such high-level cheating.
Overwhelming stupid kid.
Tarao Okamoto
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The artist who made it will learn from Tarao Okamoto.
Tarao Okamoto
Did you make such a thing?
He will also tell you about production cost.
Tarao Okamoto