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- Mowry! - Yay! Kojirin!
This time, Mowry-sensei will take America by storm!
I didn't want to be an idol. I just wanted to have fun.
President Trump will talk about the country's birth date!
And then...
He'll talk about Japan!
Let's stop saying "Kojirin" and start saying "Kojirin" this year!
- Kojirin! - Positive!
This year's special teacher is Mowry Robertson- sensei!
He has numerous titles and is very talented!
And he has an amazing career history!
His father is an American father and his mother is Japanese.
- Mowry-san, you're a half-American, right? - Wow!
Well, you do look like a pure American.
He went to Tokyo University, Harvard University, and seven universities in Japan and America!
He's really a genius!
His nickname when he was a student was "horacho".
No, that's not it.
It's about Kei Shon.
He's a different person.
That's right. Well, sometimes he changes his nickname.
He doesn't look like it at all.
He also released a record.
That's right.
Here it is.
Did you come here as a promotion for this record?
That's right. I didn't want to come here.
I didn't want to come here.
But as a promotion for the band...
I want to say it!
I wanted to launch fireworks, but when I passed the university entrance exam,
I thought it would be amazing if Americans and punks passed the university entrance exam.
I just thought it would stand out.
Then...
You really passed it!
I didn't know that I passed it, but I passed it with Harvard, so I was like "Wow!"
You didn't know?
No, I didn't know.
This time, we have Mr. Sonnai Tanji Mowry who will tell us about America!
First of all, we would like to talk about these three.
An economy, a free country, and President Trump.
Mr. Tanji Mowry, it is essential for us to know about America, isn't it?
That's right.
Since it is the largest economy country in the world,
the world's rich people gather there.
For example, big companies in the world buy things on Amazon.
Amazon!
Amazon and Microsoft on Windows.
Such big companies come out of America.
Let's take a look at the world's richest people ranking.
Wow!
The number one is Amazon.
They surpassed Bill Gates this time, didn't they?
Microsoft, yes.
For a long time, this person was the world's richest man.
Recently, Amazon has surpassed him.
11.2 trillion yen.
That's a lot of money!
That's right.
Each country has about the same scale of the domestic economy.
Each country has it, doesn't it?
By the way, for Japanese people under the 100th place,
SoftBank's Son Matthews is 39th place.
Son Matthews is 39th place.
And 55th place is UNIQLO's first retailing company, Yanai Tadashi.
Speaking of free country America, free goddesses have recently appeared, but you can imagine, right?
Here it is.
In fact, as a proof of friendship celebrating the 100th anniversary of independence, it was sent from ______.
Oh, Shion!
Japan?
It's not Japan. It's not Japan, but...
Is it in Odaiba?
Oh, it's in Odaiba!
Its ancestors!
Defense.
Indonesia!
Yes!
Close!
Momoyan!
France!
Alright!
You got it!
Alright!
Why is that, Sensei?
You know, since the beginning, France and Japan have been very close.
And this free goddess is...
America has been recruiting new people from all over the world, mainly from Europe, but...
There were a lot of people who came to America for a little bit of hardship, so...
They escaped their own country's poverty and exploitation, and when they came here by ship...
They could see the south and go through the island and say, "Ah, now I can become an American!"
I see.
It's that kind of symbolic thing.
While waiting for the line to enter the NGK...
There's something like a face-revealing panel of Kitchy.
Finally, I'm at NGK! I can't get used to it!
I'm happy, though, taking pictures like this.
Speaking of people who represent America now, it's these people, right?
Yes.
President Donald Trump of the United States. What kind of image do you have of him?
Strong.
I have a strong image of him.
You do, don't you, Iso-chan?
Twitter?
Twitter, right?
He does a lot of Twitter.
He has a pretty bold image of himself.
He does have a bold image of himself.
President Trump has the image of not having any enemies wherever he goes.
He became the oldest president in history and was the richest man in the world.
In fact, he was also the host of a popular show.
In short, as a manager, he takes various disciples and teaches them how to build a company.
But if they don't like it, he says, "You're fired!"
At that time, "You're fired!" His famous line "You're fired!" was quite popular.
He's an entertainer, isn't he?
He's a strong entertainer, so the people he likes are in love with Trump's personality, atmosphere and character.
If it wasn't for reporting or journalism work, when I watched Trump's speech on TV, I thought, "Oh, that's nice."
So they like him.
He's attractive.
He's attractive, but he clearly divides enemies and allies, so when he's attacked, he says a lot of things that make you angry.
So he's a person who sells with a bit of a fierce character.
I see.
Most of them know that President Trump has a total of four times, but what does he do in his life for a total of four times?
Get married?
He's been married quite a bit.
How many times has he been married?
Is it the third time this time?
A total of four times of failure.
So little!
It's fun, it's fun.
But what kind of failure was it?
Self-destruction.
Alright!
In Japan, once you self-destruct, you usually wait for it to cool down for a while and wait for it to cool down.
And even people who used to fly a lot before, once they fail, they say "I'm sorry" and come out.
In Kai's case, it's the opposite.
Hey, let's go next!
He's a person who attacks more and more.
In America, can you self-destruct multiple times?
Well, for example, if you fail at casino, you say "I'm withdrawing from the business" and find someone to buy you, including your debt.
In Kai's case, a brand called "Trump" has been added to various things, including casinos and steaks, and has lent various "Trump" brands to the world.
He also develops resort areas with "Trump".
If it fails, you sell it back. If it succeeds, you make a lot of money.
He's a person who makes a lot of money and makes big mistakes over and over again.
He seems like he's having a lot of fun in life.
That's right.
Was he in the presidential election and was he having fun?
There are various theories, but he didn't intend to be president.
Anyway, he made a lot of noise and made a lot of noise.
There is a theory that he was playing with the mood of being able to do the next TV show as a character.
Even if it happens, it happens.
However, in Japanese society, like Trump, there are a lot of such blasphemies and people who break up.
After all, the bank doesn't lend you money.
He said he was scared.
However, American society likes people who take on bigger risks.
Even if you fail, you will continue to gain popularity.
From now on, we will learn how America was created.
An American birth story that can be understood up to four lines.
I can't understand it even if I put it in too much, so I put it in four lines.
Can you do it, Mr. Mori?
I'll do my best.
Originally, in the 17th century, Britain made 13 colonies in North America.
They were all made by Britain.
Mainly, many people immigrated from Britain and created new colonies.
In the end, all political decisions were made by Britain across the sea.
However, at that time, Britain was at war all over the world.
Britain needed a lot of funds, so Britain raised taxes against America, which had been cheap until then.
Britain didn't want to have its own government because it was a colony, and Britain didn't want to decide everything by itself because it was a colony.
Britain wanted to be independent, so Britain became a Catholic Church.
Britain's colony and British colony were divided.
After 8 years of war, Britain won 8 years later.
France also helped Britain.
So Britain was officially recognized as a country in 1783.
In this way, the first 13 states were formed and became the United States of America.
Even now, there are independent monuments left on the national flag.
There are 7 red lines and 6 white lines.
7 plus 6 is 13.
The first 13 states were formed and became the United States of America.
There are 50 of these stars now.
This is the number of states including Hawaii in the United States of America.
The number of states is increasing, so the past is different.
Let's take a look.
This is the era.
This is when Britain became independent for the first time.
But before the war began in 1776, Britain made their own flags.
So Britain accepted the war and won, so this flag remained.
As this flag changed, the number of states was confirmed in 1960.
Since then, the number of states remains the same in 1960.
You didn't know about the flag at all, did you?
From now on, we will compare America and Japan.
This is America. This is Japan.
It's not cute.
Do you feel uncomfortable?
As an American, I have been living in Japan for 26 or 27 years.
But I still feel uncomfortable.
You speak Japanese so fluently.
I used to live in Hiroshima when I was a child.
I also lived in Toyama.
But I was beaten up again for a year and a half while I worked for NHK.
I forgot about it.
It's NHK's fault.
It's not cute at all.
You were beaten up again.
NHK is something that everyone sees in Japan.
They said they would make it standard.
They had to erase their individuality and habits.
I see.
That's the value of Japan.
There are good aspects of it, but there are also bad aspects of it.
I think it leads to this.
Japan is a country where geniuses are not born.
Geniuses are here!
What? What?
There are a few people who say they are geniuses.
But they are all idiots!
People who say they are geniuses are idiots.
For example, people who come to the city hide their hometown dialect.
It's the same in Tokyo.
Everyone acts like they are from Tokyo.
Actually, we've been to Aomori, Hokkaido, Fukuoka and many other places, but we always hide it.
So we try to unify our values with one standard.
On the contrary, we are good at combining things based on the atmosphere.
We are good at walking, and we are strong, but if we go too far,
the differences between each of us will fade away like a smell eraser.
Even though we are from Shimane, we mostly use Kansai dialect.
- Right? - The Shimane dialect...
Yes, we have erased the Shimane dialect.
- It's like we are from Kansai. We've always been from Kansai. - I thought it was true.
- Because we are from Shimane. - We are from Shimane.
- But we are really from Kissui. - We are so confused!
I doubted you for a second, but you are from Kansai in your 70s.
- You are from the upper generation of Kansai dialect. - I'm from Kansai.
- Who else is from Kansai, but not from Osaka? - That's right.
- I was told that. - Iso-chan, you are from...
- I'm from Ibaraki Prefecture, but when I go to Tokyo, I do hide it a little. - That's right.
- Do you say "dappe" a lot? - I do say "dappe", but...
- Please say it like that. - Well, today...
- I'll say "just go and go". - "Just go and go"!
- That's awesome! - You guys are so close!
- Did you say that in "enem" and "enem-b" too? - I said "dappe" a lot.
- You said "dappe" a lot? - "Just go and go" is really good.
One more thing about Japan is...
Ever since we were kids, we used to do things like this at sports events.
We're really good at group activities.
But as we get older, we tend to look at people who do different things with cold eyes.
We say things like "you're saying different things from everyone else", and think "can you just shut up already?"
That happens a little, doesn't it?
But it's the opposite in America.
No matter how different a person is, if they have a little bit of brilliance in them, they say "it's a little interesting, so why don't you let me do it?"
- That's good, isn't it? - That's good!
- This person is a genius born of that kind of American culture.
- Let's take a look. - Yes.
- Steve Jobs. - Wow!
- A parent born of a Mac, a computer, or an iPhone. - Wow!
- Anyway, parents were determined to have children before they were born without their parents' approval of marriage. - Wow!
- What is it? Is it Jobs? - Jobs.
- He looks so cute! - I think both families opposed it like a child who shouldn't be born. - Wow!
- So, it's not a wealthy family, it's just that they have a lot of curiosity and make fireworks during class and say things like "bang"! - Wow!
- So cute! - So cute!
- Well, in Japan, you can graduate or get a degree. - Yes, you can.
- So, that's what Americans say like "Wow, it's amazing for a child like him to make fireworks by himself." - Yes.
- So, I noticed that he has a special talent.
- Also, when I was in high school, I had a friend named Wosmiac who made an Apple device. - Yes.
- He and Wosmiac made a device that made phones free of charge. - Wow!
- He's a genius! - Wow!
- How did you do it? - So, it's also because of curiosity.
- "If you have a problem like this, just say it." - Yes.
- For example, like "Why do you have to pay with a phone?"
- For now, phones are connected all over the world by cable.
- So, no matter where you call from around the world, you can't get in touch with people.
- "Why do you have to pay a long-distance fee for something like that?"
- He did something like that in high school. - Wow!
- In other words, he had to live his life with a different way of thinking based on the fact that he wasn't blessed with it since he was a child.
- And that's what created this free space in him.
- Something like a future that only Steve Jobs can see.
- And he believed in himself and no matter how many times he failed, he was free.
- And he kept going as he was!
- His subordinates must have had a hard time, too.
- It's hard, because there are a lot of people who have burned out working with him.
- America tends to like people like him.
- There's another example of how he got another American dream.
- Lady Gaga!
- She and Steve were complete opposites.
- She was born into a rich family and was raised as a box-holder.
- But she had a different personality from others, so she was bullied a lot.
- But despite all of that, when she was 13 years old, she started writing and composing.
- When she was 17 years old, she entered a college and started learning music in earnest.
- But she didn't want to look like "me" so she tried to look like a weirdo.
- But she decided to become a star.
- And once you decide to become a star, you'll move forward no matter what happens.
- And even if you don't have money, you'll keep doing it.
- To make money, you'll take off your clothes and wear a stripper.
- That's how he was standing his ground.
- And he was working behind the scenes, but when he was recognized for his talent and made his debut,
- he became a world-class star.
- In Japanese society, if you want to sing, you'll take it off if you need it.
- Do Japanese people accept that?
- That's true. Once you take it off, you want to see it again.
- You want to see it, but you don't want to see it.
- That's right.
- Gaga-san has overcome that.
- "Why do you want to see it? Here!"
- Can you see it? If you look it up now?
- There are quite a lot of sexy videos.
- Even the photos are...
- What kind of genius is that?!
- Show me!
- While geniuses say it's hard for them to come out in Japan,
- there are people in Japan who think that Mowry - sensei is a genius.
- Yes, my wife, Yukiko Ikeda, is a genius.
- She's a musical actress.
- Can you stop that already?
- You're a genius for a woman like that.
- Because, besides being an actress, you learn things on your own and get better and better.
- You can even speak English.
- When we first met, there's a highland called Tibet in China.
- The air is 66%, and 1/3 of it is oxygen.
- I said I'd go with you, and you said you'd go with me.
- We went to a place where there's no one and the air is thin.
- When you walk, you'll have a headache.
- Since I was little, I started dancing ballet and my legs went up to here.
- At that time, I thought, "Genius! I fell in love!"
- Can you go home and talk about it with your wife?
In NMB, who do you think is a genius?
Konomi.
Genius!
What about her?
Her choreography.
Oh, I see.
Her choreography and the way people move.
That's amazing.
But now that I'm listening to you, I really sympathize with you.
In Japan, you have to do it like this.
I've been feeling that since the second half of last year.
With that choreography?
No, as a whole.
As an NMB organization.
You have to do it like this.
I was so caught up in it that I didn't know what to do.
I was like, "Whoa!"
When I heard you talk about it, I was like, "Whoa!"
I see.
I want you to say it as it is.
I really think so.
In short, you can surprise your fans.
You can betray them a little.
You can change it more and more.
Even in dancing.
Even in dancing, it's completely different from what you thought you could do.
Lady Gaga and Steve Jobs said, "I can see it."
You have to do it.
That's what you learned today.
I can see it now.
That's good.
Let's move on.
I think real fans will follow you with open hearts.
They'll be really moved.
I want you all to go there and do it.
Let's do it.
In Japan, you have to beat up celebrities too much.
Molly!
You can do it, Molly!
Molly, you can do it!
All right!
Let's stop saying "bad" and start saying "positive" from this year!
Positive!
Positive-lin!
Don't you beat up America for this?
For heterosexual relationships and love relationships,
it's natural for people who have broken up to be free.
Also, scandals about celebrities.
You're married, but you must have been dating someone.
Basically, it's funny.
I hope you'll applaud for it.
It seems like you've done it a lot.
However!
Being a politician is absolutely not allowed.
It's more strict than in Japan.
Even if you become a politician for a little bit, you're already a self-employed person.
You have to be strict about it.
It's strict.
So, general people can't be beaten up that much?
It depends on their religion,
but people who live in a society where they strongly believe in Christianity
are allowed to be beaten up.
However, people who live in urban areas,
in areas where their religion isn't that strong,
like San Francisco and so on,
are more and more free.
Let's say you're a Japanese man,
and you've found the woman you like.
If you find out that she's dated you a lot in the past,
you'll be attracted to her, right?
You'll end up playing with her a lot.
Isn't there such a feeling in America?
In America, it's called "matured and wonderful woman."
Is that so?
Because you know how you're treated and how you're treated, and you know each other's feelings.
I don't like it, but...
You don't like it?
After all, something like that, pure or colorless, or something pure white...
Because I'm dating, and I'm the 30th boyfriend, and I'm thinking about dating for a while.
I think that's what will happen.
Girls say that, too.
In the opposite position.
But in the end, isn't it better for you to come somewhere?
Say it properly!
Say it like that, girls!
I don't know, but...
In the end, if you come home with me, say it like that, and put your cell phone away.
That's really it!
The reason I keep slapping entertainers in Japan is...
When everyone sees it and slaps me, I feel like I want to do it, too.
That's definitely it.
I think, "Do it!"
Wonderful! Mori! Mori!
Yay! Kojirin!
Mori!
Every time you say "Kojirin", "Kojirin" comes up.
I'm sorry!
Kojirin...
Now, let's announce this week's "Kashiko doesn't work at all" candidate.
It's a penalty game where you get a reward or a harsh punishment.
Yes! Then, I'll announce it!
This week's Kashiko is...
Konomi!
She became a genius of MMV.
And this week's "idiot" candidate is...
Shion and Iso-chan!
Shion thought that she was given a free goddess as a present at a theme park.
And Iso-chan hasn't shown all of her individuality!
In the future, please show more of your individuality, like "I'm going to do a live performance!"
I'll do my best!
This time, the two of you will face each other for the "American New Moon" Ultra Quiz!
From now on, please write down any topic about America that you can think of in one minute.
The one who writes correctly the most will win, and the one who loses will be deemed an idiot.
Let's start! Here is the question!
Write down the name of the former President of the United States as much as you can!
You have one minute. Ready, start!
Since you know it, please write it down more and more.
More and more!
Maybe you're right.
Shion!
I don't know! I don't know at all!
Now, both of you, flip open!
It's so small!
First, let's start with Iso-chan.
Donald Trump, okay.
Lincoln, okay.
Washington, okay.
Obama, okay.
Nobunari, no!
Four points!
Next, Shion!
Trump, okay.
Obama, Bush...
Beckham, no!
Hillary, no!
Harrow-san... Ueda?
Harrow Ueda-san?
Three points!
So, it's four to three, and Shion is deemed an idiot!
Oh...
Next time, on the stage of Okinawa...
A passionate Instagram battle!
Super-huge gourmet food!
A popular space experience!
Furthermore, a huge snake and skinship make you panic!