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I don't like being cut or bitten.
Really?
Yes.
Tonight, we will reveal the reality of a well- known hospital with a little beauty.
The medical drama that is popular now is full of lies?
It's not like that.
Really?
They told me to move.
Salute!
Welcome!
Now, it's today's double senior, Einstein's stage!
Thank you for having me!
It's your first appearance, right?
Yes, it's my first appearance.
Thank you for having me!
There are quite a lot of people who are our juniors.
If you can't be called, does that mean you're out of NMB's side?
It's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
You don't say that, do you?
We don't say it.
Just now, before the performance, everyone was greeting us.
About 80% of you were looking at their faces and laughing a little.
Why are you laughing?
Just now, too, when Ina-chan started talking, it was a little...
I was just talking.
Is it okay for me to laugh?
It's a little...
Why is it like that?
Why do you think it's like that?
I really don't know!
I don't know which one it is!
Is it okay for me to laugh?
Hmm, which one is it?
Is it okay for you to laugh?
Now, let's call out today's special teacher.
It's Mrs. San's class, Ms. Marta Kana!
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Teacher, your style is awesome!
Teacher!
W-what?
What's wrong, Ina-chan?
Oh no, teacher!
What is it?
You're an ex-teacher!
Are you serious?
It's really bad!
It's not bad!
It's really bad!
Look at yourself!
It's definitely not good!
Look at yourself!
You should have told me!
Let me introduce you to my teacher's profile!
She graduated from the Japanese University of Medicine.
Although she is a third woman, she is also active as a model and a talent.
In 2007, she went to Miss Japan.
You have a picture of that time, don't you?
Yes.
Beautiful!
It's already 10 years ago.
10 years ago!
You haven't changed at all, teacher!
Excuse me, but how old are you?
I'm 36 years old.
You're the same age!
The same age!
Even if you're the same age, you shouldn't say "you"!
You're exactly the same!
First of all, let's take a look at a wrong scene in a popular medical drama!
This is weird, medical drama!
Although you normally watch it, there are weird parts, right?
There are a lot of weird parts!
Is that so?
If you look at it from a medical person's point of view, there are a lot of weird parts!
Let's take a look!
First of all, it's this scene!
This is a nervous scene that announces the diagnosis result!
There are weird parts in this too, right?
Yes, that's right!
Where do you think it is?
Yamarina!
Diagnosis result...
You can't fold documents.
That's true.
Important documents can't be folded.
Shion!
You have to look at the patient's eyes!
Look at his eyes!
You can't!
I don't think it's wrong.
Oh, you don't think so?
Basically, even if it's not a diagnosis, it's right to look at the patient's eyes.
It's right.
But it's only for this scene.
I see.
How about you, Einstein?
This is also easy.
Easy?
Yes.
You don't need a helper like an anchor.
This red thing?
Yes.
This is a pitch strap.
I see!
I was able to understand the meaning of "ene".
"ene", "ene", life isn't boring if you only have success.
You're a star of failure, aren't you?
Okay, doctor!
Please give us the correct answer!
Yes, the correct answer is...
It's not possible to announce a serious diagnosis result.
It's not possible?
No.
It's not possible.
This is a point where you say "it looks very serious", but this is often a diagnosis result in dramas, right?
The image is like that.
The more serious it is, the more you say "your disease is cancer".
No, I don't.
Oh, you don't?
No!
What do you do?
Basically, I just give you information, so you don't need to put emotion in it, so I say it lightly.
As a result of last time, I said "oh, it's cancer".
Really?
Oh!
You say it like that lightly?
Even in this era of cancer, the number of cancer that can be cured is increasing, so if you say it very seriously, you will be very shocked, right?
That shock is only anxiety, so you don't need it, right?
Even so...
Oh!
Wait a minute!
It's not possible!
It's definitely not possible!
It's not possible, right?
Is there anything else?
That's right.
In the past, you couldn't tell yourself, but now there is no rule.
The rule is that you must tell yourself no matter how bad the result is.
Oh!
In the remaining years of marriage, there are many things you want to do and things you have to think about.
Keeping it a secret will also affect your own life, so there are no rules.
Oh!
If you are an old woman or an old man who is getting to know each other, you will only raise your anxiety, so it is rare that you don't say it, but there is a rule that you must tell yourself.
Oh!
Now, let's go to the next scene, here!
It is a scene where you talk about your patient with a serious face on the roof.
Yes, Mao-kyun!
The fence is sweet!
Isn't it a little high?
But if you try to jump over it, you can jump over it, right?
It's like you're not allowed on the roof.
Then, Chihi!
Well, you can't talk like this in the open.
Yamarina!
Well, my white clothes get dirty, so please take it off and come.
Please!
When I go out, I take it off.
Now, teacher, where is the correct answer?
Yes, in the first place, you can't go up to the roof.
I think there are few hospitals that allow you to go up to the roof from a safe aspect.
Also, as Chihi said, it is extremely bad to talk about your personal feelings in an open place,
so it's quite common in dramas to talk about important things on the roof, but it doesn't happen.
It's kind of funny.
Well, I'm doing it, but...
Now, let's move on to the next scene.
This one!
It's a Nurse Station scene, but there's something wrong with this one too, isn't there?
Lena-pyon!
You shouldn't do such dark makeup like this!
But it might be true! What do you think, Sensei?
I think dark makeup is careful, but you shouldn't do it without makeup, either.
What?! You shouldn't do it without makeup?!
You shouldn't do it. Your face might look bad, so even if you do it without makeup, you don't get much attention, but nurses do get a lot of attention.
What?! Without makeup?!
How about you, Yaka? Mocha!
You shouldn't look at the audience like you're on the phone.
Why not?
If you're on the phone or something like that, you shouldn't do it.
You shouldn't do it!
What about you, Antan?
Um, you shouldn't wear a hat.
Oh, I have an image of that, but you shouldn't wear a hat.
It's dirty because it's a clinic.
I see. Sensei, please give us the correct answer!
Um, Antan-san, you're correct.
It's about the nurse cap, but now it's mostly removed.
You shouldn't wear it!
That's unexpected!
It's because of the sanitary aspect.
It's hard and fixed, so I've been wearing it all summer.
It's because of infections and bacteria.
Also, it can get in the way.
It can bump into you.
It can bump into you when you're crouching or when people are walking behind you.
What was it originally for?
It was originally used as a nurse cap and a symbol since the Nietzschean era.
But now it's not very good for work.
For the same reason, skirts are now in the trend of being removed.
Oh, really?
Pants style.
Pants style is easier to move in and doesn't get caught.
Everyone's wearing panties.
That's...
Pants style isn't just pants.
Am I going to a different clinic?
Don't go to medical edgy places like that.
Let's go to the next scene.
This is a surgery scene.
I see it a lot, so it doesn't look weird.
Shomoka!
I'm sweating a lot, can I not do that?
But you're sweating.
If it gets in my wound, can I not do it?
It's not good.
Anchi!
Can I put it in the microwave?
That's not a microwave.
That's not a microwave, is it?
It's a monitor. A new lens waveform.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm hungry, I'll heat up the bento.
Where is this wrong part, doctor?
This is where this surgery scene is wrong.
You know how you sweat a lot when you're nervous?
It's not like that.
Really?
First of all, there's not much surgery in such a nervous state.
On the contrary, those who are relaxed are more likely to have surgery.
It's scary, isn't it?
I want you to wipe my sweat!
The nurse sometimes says, "Excuse me, but could you wipe my sweat for me?"
Like this?
Yes, they turn their head like this and wipe it for me.
And there's one more thing I'd like to say.
Even if you ask a nurse to wipe your sweat,
you can't do it if you're wearing gloves.
Why not?
Everyone who wears gloves is clean and sterilized,
so you can't put on a bandage.
But the skin is basically dirty,
so if you touch it with your hands and touch it here, it will be completely complete.
So if you ask for it, you can ask someone who doesn't wear gloves like this gown for surgery.
I'll start the surgery now.
Don't you have this hand?
Why do you do this?
Your hands have to be the cleanest.
If you wash your hands and spread them out like this, people will bump into you.
So in order to protect it, you put it inside like this and come back with surgery.
It's like a ritual.
The medical drama you usually watch shows that it's a lot different from the actual scene.
And next is...
Is this really the back side of a medical scene?
Next is...
There are many "back sides" of a medical scene that we don't know about.
First is... "If you get a doctor's license, you can be anything you want."
This is unexpected, isn't it?
As soon as you get a doctor's license, you study everything.
If you pass the doctor's license, you can be anything you want.
Is there a course for that?
I thought you were an expert.
After that, you study everything for six years.
After you pass the national exam, you become a doctor, right?
Then you study for two years as an editor.
After that, you gain some knowledge about everything.
After that, you choose your specialty and study other specialties.
If you get a doctor's license, how many "faces" can you do?
That's right. There are more than 30 "faces".
Do you know what "faces" there are?
Eye "faces".
Small "faces".
Plastic "faces".
Are you interested in "plastic "faces" after all?
A little.
A little, right?
Can you do "plastic "faces" as well?
If you want to do it, you can do it.
How much do you think it will cost?
Well...
About an ordinary person.
I think it will cost tens of millions of yen.
Tens of millions of yen?
Especially if you have a big jaw, it will probably cost tens of millions of yen because you have to move your bones.
I think it will cost more than that.
She said that to you, didn't she?
I said, "Doesn't it cost more?"
She said, "It costs a lot of money."
I think it will cost more than that.
She said it in a very realistic way.
Just don't pay attention to it, okay?
Did you say something?
How much do you spend on "plastic "faces" at the moment?
1.4 million yen.
Why do you read that?
One of the members said "plastic "faces".
She said "plastic "faces".
Excuse me, is it okay for me to know about it?
Well, there are various things, but roughly divided into such subjects.
There are only these.
Basically, you can see all of them, right?
That's right. As soon as you have a stone license, you can do whatever you want.
There is a difference in level, of course.
It's not a difference in level, but if you don't study that specialty well, you will be anxious.
Because you don't have experience.
However, there is no such thing as "only on that day" for dentists and neurosurgeons.
For example, there is often a story that dentists, who only had severe operations, became old and tired physically, and opened their shops instead of dentists.
That's right.
I have the image that dentists have a lot of grandfathers.
That's right.
If you stand in the field for five or six hours and have an operation, you will get older and more tired.
Then you may change your face a little.
The point is almost the same as "honyarara".
Now, what is almost the same?
Yamarina.
Pesticide.
Pesticide?
It's disgusting.
It's really disgusting.
If you put pesticide in it...
When I became a pediatrician, I got it done.
What?
Breastfeeding.
Babies heal faster, don't they?
That's not true.
No, young people are like...
Sports drink.
Let's see the correct answer.
It's almost the same as "sports drink".
Is it really the same?
Yes, it's the same.
Sugar, salt and water.
There are mainly these three types.
People who can't get water out of their mouth often have a dent.
People who can't drink water or can't get water out of their mouth often have a dent.
If you can get water out of your mouth, you don't have to have a dent.
What?
Patients sometimes ask you, "Excuse me, doctor. I have a cold. Can you give me a dent?"
If you have a dent, it's better for you to think that you're only putting sports drink in your mouth.
What?
But it'll be a lot easier if you have a dent.
It's the same as drinking, right?
That's right. If you can drink as much as you want, it's no problem at all.
And...
I'm going to the hospital.
If you catch a cold, go to the hospital and get a dent.
"But I refuse," said the doctor.
No, a dent doesn't mean anything anymore.
No, no, but it doesn't matter, and it doesn't feel good, so please do it.
"No, it's impossible," said the doctor, and came back arguing.
"Just do it," said the doctor, and came back arguing arguing.
Let's continue.
During the operation, the ophthalmoid can play any music it likes.
It's important to know how to relax and hope for the best condition during the operation.
So, it can be the ophthalmoid's favorite song, or it can be something that's easy to relax and play such as classical music or music for organ.
Teacher, what are you going to play?
Oh, it's a theocyte surgery.
Patients are awake.
They are conscious of it.
Yes, they are conscious of it and awake.
I play patients' favorite songs.
If there are no special requests, I will play classic songs that are popular.
For example, when I take out a baby and cry, I will play "Happy Birthday".
Is that okay?
Really?
If I don't do it, will you laugh at me?
When I was pregnant with a baby, I sang "oh-kyo" and "heavy metal"
Oh-kyo? Is it difficult?
Yes, I have to concentrate, so I sang a different song until I gave birth to a baby.
So you sang "oh-kyo" after you gave birth?
I sang "oh-kyo" after I gave birth and played "happy birthday".
I can't understand you.
Next is this.
"Shizutsugi" is not only blue and green.
There are only blue and green images. Is there anything else?
"Shizutsugi" is often used in dramas.
The real name of "shizutsugi" is "scrub".
"Shizutsugi" is often used as "shizutsugi".
I think you often see green and blue.
There are various colors now.
There are very colorful colors and patterns.
Is this "shizutsugi"?
Yes, it is.
There is "meisei" in "shizutsugi".
When you have an operation, there is a problem of infection.
So you usually wear clothes provided by the hospital.
However, you often wear clothes like this in the clinic.
You can choose clothes according to your taste.
You can wear "shouninkano sensei" or "haisha-san" patterns.
It's a little relaxing, isn't it?
Yes, it's less stressful for patients.
Do you have your favorite patterns?
Yes, I'm wearing it today.
It's this pink color.
There is also a pattern below it.
Is it "scrub"?
Yes, it's "scrub" in blue.
It's fashionable.
There are various colors now.
There is pink, red and black.
If "sensei" and "gorenger" meet at the clinic, will they fight?
It's possible.
"gorenger" and "sensei"
Next is this.
You use "honyarara" to soften the personal pain of pregnant women.
What is it?
To eat udon!
Wrong!
You thought it was here, didn't you?
Finally, udon disappeared.
I was wondering where to use it.
You didn't come out today, so I forgot about it, too.
I'm sorry, Lena.
Now, what else is there, Saipi?
With a snorkel, do you only breathe through your mouth?
Have you ever seen it?
Isn't it possible?
Now, let's see the correct answer.
Here it is!
A tennis ball!
I don't know much about it, but what does it mean exactly?
I often put it on pregnant women,
and if you press the tennis ball against your waist,
the pain in the personal pain becomes a little easier.
The pain in the personal pain is very painful,
so it can be cut or bitten.
It happens.
What do you mean?
I'm telling you it hurts!
It can be cut like "bang"!
I'm telling you to do something about it!
It can be bitten like "gah"!
Really?
It happens quite a lot.
Because you can see your own blood.
In such a case, let's do it with a tennis ball!
Let's do it!
Now, let's see you do it.
Let's see you do it in the mountains.
Let's see how you do it.
Can you put your hand here like this?
Like this.
Like a fencing ball.
Assuming that this is lying on top of a bed,
you can bring a fencing ball here and push it like this.
You can even ask your husband for help.
Why...
Why do you feel your waist?
It depends on people,
but you can use this to ask your husband for help,
or your wife can do it for you.
Lying on top of a bed.
That's right.
Ms. Sato, I've heard that there's been a lot of dissection lately.
Is there a lot of that lately?
That's right.
I think there are more people who want dissection.
If you're the one who says it...
If you're the one who says it hurts like hell,
I'd like to dissection her and love her right away.
I see.
What about you all?
But I'd like my mom...
I'd like my mom to feel pain and love her more.
I see. You'd like her to feel pain like this, right?
Yes.
Which one is more common now?
There's no such thing as love that doesn't come from feeling pain,
but if you do one medical action,
there will definitely be a risk.
Dissection can be used as medicine,
so you should think a little about whether that risk will be added.
What if you were born with severe dissection?
Why?!
What if you were born with severe pain?
That came out of nowhere.
Now, let's announce this week's winner of "Kashiko was excellent" and "Bakako was no good" candidates.
It's either a punishment game or a reward.
Now, I'll announce it.
This week's winner of "Kashiko" is...
Shion!
Sports drink.
You were correct.
And this week's "Bakako" candidate is...
Fu-chan!
And Yamarina!
Fu-chan is...
"Ubuge".
Yamarina is...
"Ieki".
There's a spare homeroom, so save it for later!
I feel like "Ubuge" is worse, though.
I'm sorry!
"Entertainment Broadcasting Corporation's 'Let Them Do Whatever They Want' DVD Vol. 6" has been released today!
It's a double-disc DVD with 16 recordings of us crying and laughing!
Also, it contains scores you can only see on this DVD!
Furthermore, the social media videos include photos of me and my members during recording!
Everyone!
Please watch them!
Now, you'll be playing "One Minute Fast Instruments Competition"!
What's that?
Now, please write down what you're going to play in one minute.
The more correct answers you get, the more points you get.
The fewer answers you get, the more "Bakako" you get.
If you asked me about today's lesson, I'd be fine with it.
Yeah, you can do it.
The topic is "The Name of a Medicinal Flower"!
Now, let's play the song!
One minute of time limit! Ready, start!
It came up a lot, didn't it?
It did.
You can use "hiragana" too.
Oh, "hiragana".
Just write "baa" and "ukabu".
Okay.
A lot of "ka" came up.
Something "ka".
Isn't there a medicinal flower?
What is it?
She's saying something.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time up!
Now, please show us all of them!
Fuu-chan, will you go first?
"Naika" is OK, right?
"Geika" is OK.
"Seigei"... "geiga"
This is not good.
Shinryou naika
Rehabilika
Sanfujinka
Sho-ni-ka
Houshasenka
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Seven!
Ah, but you've changed a lot!
Yes, "yamarina"
Sho-ni-ka
Naika
Geika
Rehabilitationka
"Beauty-geika" is OK, right?
Ah, that's it!
Kaka
"Kaka"?
Brazilian?
Brazilian "kaka" is different, right?
One, two, three, four, five!
And with that, Fuu-chan wins!
"Yamarina kaka" wins!
Yeah!
Eh, but didn't you lose about two points?
Didn't you lose about two points?
She's got two points.
I don't know about that.
She's a TV idiot.
Next time, we'll have a drone course that you can enjoy right away!
We'll show you an amazing video that you can only take with a drone!
Was there a drone like this in the world?!
Also, we'll have our first drone experience in the studio!