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Ryoma Sakamoto is Japan's first...
...singer?!
My little brother looks like Ryoma Sakamoto!
And finally, Takamori Chingis' hidden city legend!
Tokyo University will never allow sexual harassment!
One...two...three!
Today's special guest is Mr. Kongo Katsuto, who has appeared for the second time.
He is a professor at the University of Tokyo, and has published many books about Japanese history.
Although he is an expert in Japanese history, he is also known as a big AKB fan.
I'm a fan of Taser's AKB group.
Oh, really?
You know a lot about them.
So, when I came here, I thought I'd find something to do and go home.
So, I'm going to push Nagisa home.
But, Nagisa is off today.
Nagisa?
Is it that serious?
No matter how you think about it, I think she ran away because she thought it would be gross if an old man pushed her.
That's not true!
Now, let's move on to the first topic of the day.
The topic is...
The history we learned and the wrong textbooks have been changing more and more.
It seems like it's still changing now.
When I was studying, and when you two were studying, and when NMB members are studying, it's changing more and more.
Now, let's see what has changed about textbooks.
First of all, the year and date of Kamakura Bakufu.
Do you remember what year it is?
How long have you two been studying?
We've been studying since we were young.
That's right.
It's been a long time.
It's been 1,192 years.
For NMB members, have you ever been taught that it's not a good country?
No, we've all been taught it's a good country.
Oh, I see.
It was a good country.
Really?
Who's the youngest?
Rei-chan.
What about you, Rei-chan?
I don't know.
You didn't listen to the class, did you?
Seriously?
It was the most famous way of learning in the world.
Let's make a good country.
I don't know.
Rei-chan, I think you didn't listen to the class.
Let's make a good box.
Have you heard of it?
Let's make a good box.
Minamoto's Yoritomo says "Kamakura Bakufu."
It's like a club, isn't it?
That's right.
Let's make a good box.
Yoritomo says "Kamakura Bakufu."
In 1192, Minamoto's Yoritomo was appointed as a general.
But "appointed as a general" doesn't mean "making a box" does it?
That's what I'm thinking about right now.
And the 1,185-year-old theory is about the year when Shugo, the leader of samurai,
and Jito, the head of the shogunate, were put in power.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's the year when power was recognized.
In other words, it's the year when the power of Minamoto no Yori Tomo spread all over Japan.
That's 1,185 years ago.
That's why the Kamakura Box was already made at that time.
I see.
That's what I'm thinking about right now.
Shugo and Jito, do you remember them?
What are you talking about? You don't look like you remember them.
I don't remember them at all.
You don't remember them at all?
It's fine.
Shugo and Jito, even if you remember them, it doesn't matter in real life.
If you say that, it's like that in general.
That's why we eat rice.
By the way, is it 1185 now?
No, it's not like that.
There aren't many historians who can say that much.
From about 1180 to about 1192, the Kamagura Shogunate was formed.
It's written in a vague way.
I see.
That's what it is.
And now, Japan's last vassals were from the Wado family to Fuhonsen.
The ancient emperor created the Wado family.
This is the oldest goodwill.
If you think it was money,
if you dig it up, you'll find an older Fuhonsen.
If you dig it up, you'll find it.
But "wait a minute" is actually my opinion.
Look at this. How much do you think it is?
10,000 yen.
If you say that, it definitely doesn't work.
The government hasn't announced it yet, but it seems like it can be done for about 3 yen.
This money.
That means, why is it worth 10,000 yen?
Because everyone thinks it's 10,000 yen.
The north is Hokkaido, and the south is Kyushu and Okinawa.
You can use it for 10,000 yen.
However, this money called "Wado Kaichin" wasn't used at all.
For example, Aomori.
For example, Kagoshima.
You couldn't buy things there with this money.
But is this really money?
That's my question.
So, it wasn't until the Kamakura period that you could really buy things in Japan with money.
That's when the so-called "cheap economy" began.
An era in which you could buy things with money came.
Next, we'll look at portraits and photos that were actually different.
First of all, this one.
You know who this is, right?
I know. Yes, Linatchi.
Saigo Takamori.
That's right!
It's Saigo Takamori.
He defeated Edobakufu and left a great legacy in Meijiseifu's establishment.
He lost in the Sennan War and committed suicide.
But this is a different story, isn't it?
Well, this is a famous story.
Saigo Takamori doesn't have a picture. He hasn't been found yet.
And this face is not a picture, it's a montage.
It's just a montage of Saigo Takamori and his team up and down.
It's a rough montage.
Only up and down.
I'm sure it's Saigo Takamori.
But he may be completely different.
If you're from Tokyo, you've definitely been there.
There's a statue of Saigo in Ueno no Yama.
The statue of Saigo is actually said to be similar to a woman who was unmarried at the time of the montage.
His wife said, "Oh, that's not similar."
At the montage, the wife said, "Who is she?"
She's not like you at all.
His wife said, "She's not like you at all."
She's not like you at all.
She's not my husband.
There's something else, isn't there?
It's a bit of an up and down story.
This man was so-called "cut off".
He was so-called "cut off".
I know he was so-called "manly", but he was so- called "cut off".
There's another harsh way of saying it.
Apparently, he was pretty big.
The reason is...
There was a time when he met an island sweeper.
He got an electric shock and swelled up.
He was so-called "cut off".
He couldn't ride a horse.
He was that big.
If I'm wrong, does that mean he's floating?
That's about it.
He was sitting on a balance ball.
He wasn't that big.
As I said at the end of the story...
During the South West War...
They ambushed each other.
At that time...
They hit each other in the neck and hid it.
They hid it so that it wouldn't be exposed later.
So, in order to make sure which part of him was Saigo-san...
They turned around and checked the size of the horse.
This person was big.
Oh, this part is Saigo-san.
You should have done it in your imagination.
Your face is different.
That part is yours.
Oh, that's my husband's.
It's complete sekohara.
Tokyo University will never allow sekohara.
What are you talking about?
It's been a while since we talked about this kind of thing.
What are you talking about?
You said it yourself.
Other than that...
Everyone had different images of Ashikaga Takauji and Minamoto no Yoritomo.
This is Ashikaga Takauji.
He is not Ashikaga Takauji. He is a kibamusha.
Just a kibamusha?
Yes, he is a kibamusha.
He is said to be the first son of Ashikaga Takauji, Kono Moronao.
I don't know him at all.
Kono Moronao?
Nice to meet you.
Minamoto no Yoritomo is Ashikaga Takauji's son.
It is said that this image itself was drawn during the Muromachi period.
And recently, this person is said to be Ashikaga Tadayoshi, Ashikaga Takauji's younger brother.
That's completely different!
That's something I don't know!
That's why it's rarely in textbooks.
You know textbooks have changed, don't you?
Next, we'll look at history and urban legends that may be included in textbooks in the future.
Ryoma Sakamoto was the first "honyarara" in Japan.
Lena-pyon is...
He's my relative, uncle.
Really?
She's been saying it all the time.
A scroll came out of an old woman's house.
And when I looked at it,
I found Ryoma Sakamoto there.
It's like a dictionary, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
His brother looks a lot like Ryoma Sakamoto.
It's true!
There are quite a few!
If you look at him from this angle, he really does look like Ryoma Sakamoto.
Why did you bring Ryoma Sakamoto here?
It's true!
Ryoma Sakamoto was the first one in Japan.
Who knows?
Shion!
Enkakashu.
Why?
Doesn't it look like him?
Enkakashu in kimono.
Joe!
Kuseige.
It's the first "kuseige" in Japan.
Well, it's "kuseige" because it's Ryoma and Chiri- chiri, right?
Then it must be something that hasn't appeared yet.
Yes, what is the first one in Japan?
Otoko!
How can it be?
You've been drinking it all along, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
You've been drinking it all along, haven't you?
Of course I have.
The correct answer is...
"Atariya".
"Atariya"?
Do you know what "atariya" is?
It's like you go in a car on purpose and take money.
Professor Koji, what does it mean?
I know that Sakamoto Ryoma owned a company called "Kaientai".
In the end, he rented a ship called "Irohamaru" at Kaientai.
However, "Irohamaru" collided with a ship called "Meikomaru" of Tokugawa's Kishu Group.
It sank.
So, Ryoma got angry and asked Kishu Group for compensation.
"Irohamaru" had a lot of guns, weapons, and even gold bars.
And they asked for compensation for that money.
So, in the end, the revenge group paid 70,000 ryo, which is the amount of money paid to the ryoma.
How much is it now?
It's about 70 billion yen.
That's amazing!
They paid that much money.
And then, "Irohamaru", "submerged Irohamaru"
It was discovered that it was sinking in the sea as it was.
So, "Irohamaru" "submerged" and searched for it, but there was no weapon or gold bar anywhere.
And then, "ryoma", "what?"
I see.
Anyway, "Irohamaru" couldn't find it.
The revenge group was pretty angry, and a few days later, they gave 70,000 ryo to "ryoma".
And then, "ryoma" was assassinated.
Oh, I see!
So, there is a possibility that "ryoma" was assassinated.
Did "ryoma" assassinate "Irohamaru"?
Wow!
That's tough!
That was tough!
No, it wasn't.
Because I'm going to cut this part.
What?!
Wait a minute!
Don't make fun of me just because you're going to cut it!
Why are you standing like this?
What is this?
Don't you have nerves?
It's okay.
It's a problem.
The founder of the Mongol Empire, Chingiz Khan, was "honyarara".
So, what was it?
Chingiz Khan, you know about the Mongol Empire, don't you?
"Emoka"!
"Tsukehige"?
"Tsukehige" was a fact that was discovered recently.
It was slippery when you slept.
"Uka"!
Japanese?
Oh!
Then, "naru", which doesn't seem to have anything yet, is correct!
Yes! Chingiz Khan was "honyarara"!
"Otoko"!
"Otoko"?
No, it's not "otoko".
It's not "hatsudo" or anything like that.
Then, let's see. Here is the correct answer.
It was Japanese!
"Uka" is correct!
What kind of person is Chingiz Khan?
He is a great hero who brought together the Eurasian continent from Europe to Asia, like it's written there.
However, there is a urban legend that this person might be Japanese.
Then, who is Japanese?
Yes, who could it be?
Yoshitsune of Minamoto!
Yoshitsune was the younger brother of Yoshitsune of Minamoto, who led the Genji army and defeated the Heike in the battle of Genpei.
Genji was the one who became the driving force.
Yes!
Then, the Kamakura Shogunate was established.
However, around that time, it was said that Yoshitsune of Minamoto was very popular.
Yoshitsune was in the way of Yoshitsune and Yoshitsune was killed in the end.
What does it mean that these two are the same person?
There is a reason why Yoshitsune of Minamoto became Chingis-wa.
Yoshitsune was actually alive.
I see. I thought I was killed by Yori-domo.
Yoshitsune died in Tohoku region.
Yori-domo brought Yoshitsune's head because Yoshitsune had killed Yoshitsune in Tohoku region.
Yori-domo brought Yoshitsune's head from Tohoku region to Kamakura by soaking Yoshitsune in alcohol.
It actually took 40 days for Yoshitsune's head to arrive in Kamakura.
Yoshitsune's face changed after soaking Yoshitsune in alcohol.
Yoshitsune was worried about Yoshitsune's death.
Therefore, it is said that Yoshitsune of Minamoto was actually alive.
Then, it is said that Yoshitsune of Minamoto was actually alive.
First of all, it is said that Yoshitsune of Minamoto was actually alive.
Secondly, Yoshitsune of Minamoto is also in the same age range as Yoshitsune of Minamoto.
In fact, Yoshitsune died in his mid-30s.
If Yoshitsune of Minamoto traveled all the way from Hokkaido to Mongolia...
Then, you wouldn't know Yoshitsune of Minamoto's history before his 30s
even though Yoshitsune of Minamoto is such a hero.
Why did Yoshitsune of Minamoto die?
If he was such a great man, I'm sure he would've had a background or something.
He appeared in history about the middle of the 30s.
So if Yoshitsune becomes Chingishagin, there's a lot of explanation, right?
Oh, there's a romance.
And the third thing in common is the same nickname.
This is Yoshitsune as the ninth boy.
Even though he was called Kuro Yoshitsune, Chingishagin was also called Kuro.
It's a strange coincidence, isn't it?
And is it a family name, professor?
Yes, let's look at the family name.
This is Genji's family name, Sasalind.
In Russia, they found Chingishagin's family name.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
I've heard of it.
So there are many things like that in common.
So the decisive evidence is this next one.
Yoshitsune of Miragoto is pronounced as Gen-gi- kei.
Gen-gi-kei.
Gen-gi-kei Chingishagin.
Where is it?
It's not different at all.
The joint part is too rough right now.
To say more about it, why is Yoshitsune pronounced as Gen-gi-kei in the first place?
Why is it pronounced as Gen-gi-kei?
It's not different from Gen-gi-kei.
Gen-gi-kei.
Chingishagin.
It's different, isn't it?
It's different.
It's a little better.
It's been too long.
I said it before and it came true.
There is nothing in Ukiyo-e from the Edo period.
First of all, please look at this.
Yes, this is it.
What kind of work is this?
This is Ukiyo-e of Itagaki Ryoshi, but this person is a Ukiyo-e poet who was active in Bakumatsu.
So, this picture depicts Bakumatsu's Subida River.
Does anyone know what's wrong?
There is a person in the water, but isn't that person too big?
No way! No way! This person? This person?
No way! No way!
Even though it's so deep?
It's about 3km ahead of us.
It's too big and it looks like a giant.
A giant?
It's a mountain.
The one in front of me has a deeper color.
The color is blue.
The one over there is blue.
That's why the one in front of me is deeper.
But that person is too big!
He's too big.
It's a long way from here.
My elbow is below my knee.
Yes, Yuuri.
The Tokyo Skytree is on the left.
Yes, yes, yes.
I see, I see.
Correct answer, please.
As I thought, it says "skytree".
Great job, Yuuri.
It became a hot topic.
But I think it's for digging wells.
Wells for digging wells.
I think it says "wells for digging wells" here.
But isn't it too high?
Yes, it is.
It's not like it was added later.
The picture itself was drawn in the Edo period.
I'd like to compare it with the actual picture.
It looks like it's swollen.
The shape is similar.
There wasn't such a big picture at that time.
It's unusual.
How is it?
Is there a new member you like?
Yes.
Then I'll give you a negative score.
No way!
It's magical now.
Why?
Please do your best!
You do your best!
Please do your best!
Now, let me announce this week's excellent, clever and completely useless idiot.
Now, I'll announce this week's excellent, clever and completely useless idiot.
The prize is a penalty game.
Now, I'll announce this week's excellent, clever and completely useless idiot.
This week's clever and completely useless idiot is...
Shion!
It's a pleasure to have you as the first Japanese comedian.
That was a good comment.
And this week's idiot is...
Lenapion!
Yes!
What's Lenapion?
Of course, it's a lie about Lenapion's family.
And Naru hit the man twice in a row.
It was good, wasn't it?
Here we are today!
We came to Ushimoto Nishiumeda Theater!
Yay!
This is Nishiumeda Square in front of JR Osaka Station.
It opens on September 25th.
You can watch manzai and new drama every day.
Have you already seen it?
Here's a hint from me!
Ta-dah!
You can hear it.
It's Nishiumeda Square.
Wa-ha-ha!
Please come and watch it!
That's all for today!
This time, you two will try
drawing portraits!
Yay!
I haven't done it since I was born!
Will it work?
I haven't done it either.
This time, you will draw portraits of historical figures.
Those who look like them will win.
Those who don't look like them will fail.
Yamauchi will judge which of you two looks like them.
The first person to draw is...
Chingis Han!
Yay!
Go ahead!
I've done it many times, Chingis Han.
I know his characteristics better.
Yes, yes, yes.
I will win.
It's Chingis Han.
Wa-ha-ha!
It's okay if you don't look like him.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
Wa-ha-ha!
What should we do?
This is...
Both of you are amazing!
You're amazing.
Now, show me your portraits!
Wa-ha-ha!
Huh?!
And Lena Pyon?
She wore a white cloth-like thing and only had two bangs.
That's right, it was sticking out.
Yes, and she had thin eyes.
Well, well...
I see.
No, I remember I had bangs and my hair wasn't that long.
And I had eyebrows like Maro's.
Eyebrows like Maro's and...
And I had a mustache and had thin eyes.
Okay, Machi-kun, please judge!
Today's baka-ko is...
Naru!
That's not it at all!
It looks like you!
What do you mean?!
That's not it at all!
What is this?!
But you're getting the features, right?
I'm not getting it!
That's not good at all!
Baka-ko, we have a punishment game waiting for you, so please go to your room!
Yes, please go!
Huh? Where did you go?
Where?