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He doesn't have enough money.
Chatting that makes you want to talk to people.
Money, love, and unpredictable number of houses.
The more you train, the stronger you get.
It's simple, but...
That's it, right?
Today's teacher is Naoki Hyakuta.
I'm so nervous.
I'm really nervous.
When I got out of the elevator and looked at myself in the mirror, I was like, "Good morning."
When I said, "Good morning," and looked at myself in the mirror, I was like, "Oh, no."
I saw you!
You did it!
Yes, you did it!
I was waiting for you!
Yes, Yoshitaka did it!
Today's special teacher is Naoki Hyakuta.
Nice to meet you.
As you know, I'd like to briefly introduce my profile.
I used to be a fiction writer, and now I'm in charge of chief fiction for "Detective Night Scoop."
I became a novelist at the age of 50, and I've been a bestseller many times.
"Eternal Zero" has a cumulative issue number of 459 million copies.
"The Man Called Pirate" has more than 4.41 million copies.
Both novels have been made into movies and are very popular, right?
Yes.
In total, you've sold more than 10 million copies of novels, haven't you?
I've calculated it recently, and it's about 15 million copies.
Wow!
It's about 15 million copies!
Wow!
What's going on?
You've sold only novels, haven't you?
Yes, yes.
You also have movies.
You also have movies, don't you?
You're making a lot of money, aren't you?
Well, I do have a lot of money.
Movies!
What are you using it for?!
With all that money, what are you using it for?
I don't have any physical strength at all.
I've been driving for about 20 years now.
I'm wearing a suit today, but usually I only wear a couple of clothes.
Even so, what do you do with it?
I take a dump on my own.
This is the topic that Professor Hyakuta Naoki will be teaching us today.
Hyakuta Naoki will be teaching us "communication skills" and "steel mentality".
This is a special lesson on how to win life with these!
These two, "communication skills" and "steel mentality", are also published in a book.
It is said that these two skills are important for winning life.
So first, we will learn about "communication skills".
Yes, what kind of skills are they?
These "communication skills" are in this book.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you should say that!
Can you show me?
Actually, "communication skills" are...
I think this is almost all of it.
To tell you the truth, it's how you talk, right?
How you talk...
For example, even if a famous Japanese speaker speaks...
And then maybe a new Japanese speaker speaks...
They're talking about the same story, right?
But it's the same story...
Even if it's a famous person, it's not like they're talking about it in a loud voice...
For example, a new speaker speaks in a loud voice, right?
It's not like they're talking about the same story at all, right?
So in the end, it's not about the story, it's about how you talk...
But still, it's important to talk about stories, right?
Yes.
So is there a point where you can talk better because of "communication skills" like this, Sensei?
Well, in my daily life...
Ah, this story is interesting!
Even if I'm talking to myself...
Ah, this story is interesting!
Maybe I should put it in my stock?
Even if I'm reading a book...
Ah, this is interesting, so I'll put it in my back pocket.
You're always putting up an antenna, aren't you?
Yes, I'm always putting up an antenna in my pocket.
Ah...
You're putting up an antenna, aren't you, everyone?
I haven't put up one yet.
I was totally out of line just now.
It didn't reach you.
Everyone was looking away.
First of all, we'd like to look at the points of the Hyakuta-ryu talk.
This is where it is.
Putting up an antenna to find a story...
As you just said...
It's the same for books and newspapers, right?
That's right.
Or I have Twitter and stuff...
Even on Twitter, you can find a lot of funny stories, right?
I see.
Then, let's take a look at some of the stories that Hyakuta-san found on Twitter.
It's about a battle.
A boy asks a bandai grandmother in a battle...
How old is a boy when he can't go online anymore?
A little kid can go online, but...
When asked this question, the grandmother answers like this...
Honyarara dayo.
Does anyone understand this?
Kinoshita!
Even when I grow up and watch videos, I feel like I can go online.
I see.
Is it that realistic?
Even if you don't go online or grow up, you can do anything with videos, right?
Grandmother.
Airi.
I'm fine with anything.
Good, good, good.
Sumire-san, what do you think?
When you go online and start grinning...
Oh!
Huh?
It's kind of close.
You made it closer.
Oh!
No, I thought so.
No, quizzes are like that.
Here is the correct answer.
How old is a boy when he can't go online anymore?
When you think you want to go online...
It's deep, isn't it?
Good, good answer.
It's a fashionable answer.
It's a funny story.
Actually...
What is erotism?
Do you do it as a judge?
I don't want to be in it.
Liar!
You are lying.
Even if it's just a little story, it's deep and funny.
And then...
This is it.
Talk starts with questions.
For example, in nature...
There is an animal you can't live on your own.
Do you know what it is?
Do you know?
Bee.
Bee?
You are living in a very natural world.
I'm living normally.
Koko-chan.
Human?
Human...
It may be a good answer...
But even if you do it, you can live on, right?
That's right.
This is a little difficult.
How about you, Nasumane-san?
Rabbit?
I'm lonely.
That's right.
You have it in you.
Even if you didn't have a meeting, you have a rabbit.
I can't believe it.
Both of them are rabbits.
Rabbit is the answer an idol wants you to answer.
I'm lonely and I'm going to die.
What is the correct answer, Mr. Hyakudo?
This is...
Seahorse.
Seahorse?
Seahorse.
This is seahorse.
Seahorse's eyebrows take the thread and it becomes cloth, right?
Yes.
This seahorse has been bought by humans since 5,000 years ago.
Seahorse?
Seahorse.
But now, wherever you look on earth, there is no seahorse living in nature.
Nowhere.
If you talk about a seahorse that is being bought by humans in nature, can it live in nature?
They can't live in nature.
Why is that?
For example, seahorses eat the leaves of plants.
Seahorses put human seahorses' larvae on seahorses' teeth.
If you do that, seahorses don't have the strength to grab seahorses' teeth.
That's why they fall down.
They can't move, so they die right away.
Seahorses' teeth...
This is an adult seahorse.
When it becomes an adult seahorse, it usually flutters and flies away.
It meets a host or something, right?
However, its wing muscles have degenerated and it can't fly.
That's why it flutters and just flutters on the ground and can't move.
What's more, seahorses' mouths have degenerated and they can't eat anything.
That's why seahorses feed seahorses and host them.
If you don't do all of that, you can't live.
What is that?
You don't have to do anything.
While you're doing it, you lose all your ability to live.
I see.
Wait a minute.
Everyone is drawn in.
I see.
That's amazing.
I'm interested only in questions.
I see.
Now, let's continue with the low speed talk of "Hyakuta-ryu".
The more surprises you have, the more you remember.
When you're surprised, you remember it, right?
Then you may remember it again.
When you talk, people ask you, "What's the next taste?"
I see.
If you talk about an expected taste, it may not be interesting.
I see.
I would like to introduce the specific example of a surprising taste that Hyakuta-ryu chose.
It's a behind-the-scenes story of a famous saying.
Do you know Itagaki Taisuke?
Do you know what he did?
Chihi.
Prime Minister?
Itagaki Taisuke?
It didn't come up.
It came up with "itch" or "batch".
Politician Taisuke Itagaki, who demanded a democratic reform for the Meiji government.
It is also known that he left the famous saying "Even if you die, you will not die freely".
On April 6, 1882, a terrorist attacked Itagaki Taisuke during a raid in Giyu Prefecture.
Here is the famous saying Itagaki Taisuke said to a friend who ran into him at this time.
"Even if you die, you will not die freely".
In fact, there is a surprising difference in the episode where this famous saying was born.
It is understood that Itagaki Taisuke thought he was dead at this time.
In other words, Itagaki Taisuke thought he was dead when he said "Italian system will die".
But in reality, he is not dead.
He is still alive.
It is a little more surprising difference.
He thought he was dead.
He is not dead.
He is not dead?
Moreover, it is said that this saying was written by his friends and journalists around him.
In fact, Itagaki Taisuke did not say it.
The surprising difference is here.
Well, I haven't done it this far, but the surprising difference is that Itagaki Taisuke didn't say it.
He didn't say "Italian system will die".
When people around him reported this incident, they said "Itagaki said it like this".
When people heard it, they said "Itagaki is great. He is so great. Even if he was stabbed, he wouldn't say it like that".
Well, even now, such misunderstanding still exists.
Moreover, the person who was next to Itagaki said he wanted to hear Itagaki's voice.
But Itagaki's voice at that time was "It hurts! Call a doctor!"
It is because it is not a drama.
Well, we will learn the faraway iron rule and let the people in the studio tell us a bad story.
After the bath...
You want to use a cotton swab, right?
But if you do that, it seems to clog.
It clogs and you can't get it out, so you have to wait until it comes out naturally and use a cotton swab to get it out.
Oh, I see.
Did you know?
I didn't know.
Kinoshita, do you have anything?
It's a story about sushi, but it's a story about why you put wasabi on it, but do you know why you put it on it?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're good at answering questions right away.
It's raw fish, isn't it?
There's a lot of parasites in raw fish, so I used wasabi to save money and it clogged.
I see.
Is there anything you want to say?
Do you think there's an aboriginal area?
Oh, you're asking me a question.
It's a little different.
It's a little wrong, Mr. Seto.
It's a little wrong how you use it.
Whether or not it's there or not, most of it is wrong.
You don't have to say most of it.
I don't have it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
This is pretty amazing.
In France, there are four kinds of rock-paper- scissors. Did you know that?
I didn't know.
That's right.
Rock, scissors, and paper.
What else do you think it is?
Something you can do with anything?
Oh, like Gucci and paper?
No, it's not like that.
It's something that actually exists.
Like scissors and stones?
That's right.
I don't know.
Oh, you can win!
You can win for the first time!
It's not like you've won before.
Yes.
What do you think it is?
Go ahead.
Oh, it's cute.
No, it's not.
I'll give you a hint.
It's something you can find outside.
Salt?
Flowers!
Flowers! Oh, it's cute.
No, it's not.
Airi.
Yes, Airi.
Chicken, like this.
Chicken! I remember it!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors like this.
What's the correct answer?
The correct answer is a well.
A well?
Yes.
And you can win with two wells.
You can win with rock and scissors.
What?
You can drop it.
You can drop it in a well?
Yes.
And you can only lose to "pa" because it's covered.
What?
That's right.
Wouldn't it be better to use a well?
You can win with almost anything, but...
If you're trying to use a well, you can use "pa".
Oh, I see. There's a probability of using a well.
But if you're trying to use "pa", you can use "chi".
But you can't use "chi" here.
You can only use "well" and "pa" sometimes.
Are you going to lose "well"?
I was going to use "well" but I used "pa" instead of "well".
When we played rock-paper-scissors, I used "well" instead of "pa".
I used "well" and "pa" instead of "well".
You can't use "pa" all of a sudden.
I see.
I didn't know that.
What do you think about this episode, Hyakuta-san?
I can only say "it's true".
Is it true?
It's true!
How many points did you get from Kinoshita and Joe's episodes?
I guess about five points.
I'm sorry.
For example, if you say "well", you can't say "it's true" or "it's funny" in the episode.
I see.
So, you can't say "well" in the episode.
It's funny when you say "it's true" and "it's funny" in the episode.
I see.
But if you say "it's true" and "it's funny" in the episode, you can't say "it's true" in the episode.
Perfect!
You said it!
You were so excited!
Let's look at the details of the poop story.
Katsushika Hokusai pooped 93 times in his life.
What do you think 93 times?
Nagisa!
I won in a rough wave.
She won in a rough wave.
What does it mean?
What does it mean to win?
Uka!
I got married 93 times.
That's amazing.
By the way, Hokusai lived until he was 90 years old.
Then...
Then you can go.
Let's look at the correct answer.
The correct answer is this!
He moved.
He moved 30 times in the last 10 years or so.
The reason why he moved so much is...
His room got dirty very quickly.
So, he didn't cook by himself.
When he was hungry, he went to buy something nearby.
He bought a lunch box and a plastic bag.
When he finished eating, he put them in his room.
When he did that, his room got dirty quickly.
So, when his room got dirty, Hokusai said "Let's move!" and moved.
But all he could think of was drawing.
So, he didn't do anything else.
So, he moved three times a day.
One day?
What kind of nonsense is that?
So, he moved 93 times.
It's interesting that he stopped moving in the last episode.
His room got dirty again, but he moved again.
So, he moved to a new house.
The room where he used to live was where he moved in the last episode.
And that room was left as it was.
Seeing that, Moe said, "I'm going to live here for the rest of my life."
That's how he moved in.
I see.
What am I doing?
That's what people say.
It seems that he moved in in the first episode, episode 93.
Well, that's all there is to it.
But if you dig it up, you'll find something like this.
If you dig it up, you'll find a lot of episodes of his life.
That's why it's so interesting.
I see.
His quick-wittedness
His advanced techniques
His accurate numbers
He was so big back in the day.
His quick-wittedness
His advanced techniques
His accurate numbers
It's like reality, isn't it?
Do you have any specific examples?
For example, I know of a Chinese "mani no chozo" story.
Mani no chozo
This is a long time ago.
The north didn't want any other people entering.
So they sent all of China to the north.
This is "mani no chozo".
Back in the day, it was said that it was about 8,851 kilometers.
The extension distance.
Mani no chozo
"Mani no chozo" is about 8,851 kilometers.
But recently, China announced it and measured it again.
It's 21,100 kilometers.
What?
21,100 kilometers?
I think this number is strange.
The circumference of the earth's orbit is about 40,000 kilometers.
The circumference of the earth's orbit is not 40,000 kilometers.
"Mani no chozo" is 21,100 kilometers.
Isn't that too much?
I don't think it's that much.
It's about 100 million kilometers.
No matter how you calculate it, it's not that much.
I think it's about 2,000 to 3,000 kilometers.
What's more, "mani no chozo" is said to be the only structure created by mankind on earth visible from outer space.
However, a few years ago, China landed a friend's plane and the pilot came back.
"Mani no chozo" was not visible.
It was not visible.
From then on, "mani no chozo" was not seen from Chinese textbooks.
But of course, if "mani no chozo" can be seen from outer space, you can also see the Tobei Expressway and Shinkansen.
If you think about it.
Right?
It's not long, but it's a little wide.
That's right.
If it's thick here, it's a world of deep communication.
However, it is also important to choose a talk theme.
Let's take a look.
Everyone loves money talk.
Most people are interested in money talk and eroticism.
I'm interested in it.
That's right.
Kinoshita, you like eroticism too much.
You like eroticism with that look.
So, if you listen to this story, you will usually come up with it.
I see.
When you talk about money, there are two points you should pay attention to.
Here it is.
Choose a person with little fame.
Choose a stingy rich man.
That's right.
For example, Bill Gates, who has the most money in the world now.
Or, in Japan, Salt Bug's Mr. Song.
Even if you talk about this, most people know it.
Oh, you've heard of it?
When you talk about money, if you talk about something you don't know about it, you may think "Huh?"
I see.
And there is one more rule.
Choose a stingy rich man.
This woman cleared these two rules.
Walleye witch, Hettie Greene.
That's scary.
Her face is scary.
Walleye witch.
This is the moment you close your eyes.
These are not white eyes.
From the 19th century to the early 20th century, she is probably the richest woman.
The richest woman has 200 million dollars.
200 million dollars at that time.
So, if you say it now, the richest woman probably has more than 100 million dollars.
100 million dollars is about 2 trillion dollars, right?
So, it may be about that much.
Wow, that's a lot of money.
Her face is scary.
In fact, for 50 years, her clothes were only one piece of clothing.
It's the same as before, right?
It used to be white.
It's been 50 years, but it's amazing, right?
It's amazing, isn't it?
So when she walked up the wall, she said she had already walked around it.
Even though you have money?
Yes.
But why do I say it?
Because it was a waste of money.
It's a waste of money to wear black clothes.
At first, you're a little interested in it, right?
I'm very excited.
And then it's a big deal.
Here it is.
Breakfast is boiled beans, one piece of bread, and raw onions only.
What is this?
She wanted to eat this for more than 50 years.
What?
Why this choice?
And then it's amazing, too.
Money over husband. Money over son.
Anyway, money.
Why?
My husband was also a real estate agent and was doing business.
But my husband failed in his real estate business.
Yes.
And then...
I, Hettie Greaser, divorced my husband...
and my husband went bankrupt.
I died as a father.
I didn't help my husband at all.
Even though you had money?
Yes, even though I didn't have money, I killed you.
And my son...
My son was a rich man.
And one day, he hurt his leg.
And I said to my mother, "I want to go to the hospital."
It's a waste of money to go to the hospital.
You should fix it yourself.
And in the end, my son cut his leg.
I'm about to cry.
She's about to cry.
She's so pitiful.
She's really crying.
All of a sudden.
I'm surprised.
It's a waste of money, but if you go this far...
Why do you use it for so little?
I don't use it for anything.
But the house I live in...
is a super old apartment.
It's a waste of money to live in a rented house.
That's why I live in a rented apartment.
I move when my rent goes up.
And I own a newspaper company.
So I buy a newspaper company.
She probably thinks it's a waste of money to buy a newspaper company.
But she still buys a newspaper company.
And when she checks the newspaper company...
She sells the newspaper company to her son.
What?
Isn't it amazing?
She's really pitiful.
But she's scary.
She's like a witch.
If you don't like something...
For example, you go to the bank.
And you don't like the bank's response.
Then you withdraw all of your money.
Then the bank goes bankrupt.
That's why she goes bankrupt in so many banks.
What?
A bank that suddenly lost so much money...
goes bankrupt.
What happened in the end?
One of my friends invited me...
and we ate there.
But the cook said...
What kind of food is this?
Isn't it too expensive?
And when the cook got angry...
the cook got angry and died.
What?
Isn't it common sense?
Why did you save money?
Or...
Why did you die in the middle of getting angry?
It's a waste of money.
What is that?
I see.
It's easy for everyone to talk about money like this.
And we had another talk theme.
Following money...
Yuri, do you like it?
Following money...
Yuri, do you like following money?
I don't like it at all.
I think following money is a common language in the world.
Hinoshita, you only talk about money.
I was thinking of going there...
for the money talk earlier.
Do you have money for following money?
Yes.
It's about why people pierce their nipples.
I can't explain it.
Is there a proper reason for money?
I usually...
have acquaintances who pierce their whole body.
What kind of acquaintances?
I don't know anyone like that.
They pierce their whole body.
They pierce their nipples and their tongue, too.
I asked them "Why do you pierce your whole body like that?"
Why do you think so?
Her eyes were wide open.
She said "Why do you think so?" and I said "I'm scared."
What do you think?
I'm happy.
I heard that once you're cured,
you get a lot of sensitivity.
What kind of sensitivity?
She's just like that.
No, it's not like that.
It's a secret.
So, if you get more things you're not satisfied with,
you should open your nipples once.
It's weird.
What would you do with your nipples washing scissors?
What would you do?
What would you do with your nipples washing scissors?
You should remove your nipples once.
Or you should put your nipples on.
You should put your nipples on.
It's not like that.
The answer is...
Failure.
I heard someone say that.
Tanizo said that.
Everyone says failure.
When I heard that,
I thought you said it because you wanted to do it.
Katsumi Sayuri's "Debt Story"
is really funny.
When I heard that,
I thought you said it because you wanted to do it.
It's impossible.
If you can't do it, hide!
What's that?
There's a lot of them.
Do you have any stories about how you failed?
Rei-chan!
I'm from Shiga.
When I went back from Osaka to Shiga, I fell asleep.
When I woke up, I got a lot of calls.
When I realized it, I came all the way to Mie Prefecture.
My sister scolded me a lot.
That's it.
That's good.
She caught you.
I'll tell you about this mistake later.
Later.
I'll tell you about it later.
What about you, Shion?
When I went to China for work,
I didn't know anything about China.
However, I dropped my passport.
One of them was left behind.
In China?
I couldn't understand what he said, so I cried.
That's it.
That's it?
She ran away.
Running away has a meaning.
That's nice.
It's not nice.
Smile, do you have any mistakes?
In "Wanzai", I sang a song for 3 minutes.
But I flew for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
I forgot to come out, so I was like...
I flew for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
And at the end of the song, I was like...
It was a complete failure.
I'm really sorry.
But you should have sung for 3 minutes.
3 minutes were correct.
I don't care.
It's fun to hear about failures.
When we talk about our failures, we get excited.
Hyakuta-san also has a failure.
A big failure with love letters.
When I was young, there were a lot of love letters.
I wrote a lot of love letters.
When I was in high school, I wrote a lot of love letters.
I wrote a lot of love letters.
I put it in my phone and took it out.
What will happen in the morning? Will it reach you?
I put it in my phone and went home.
I found a love letter that had been left.
I was surprised.
I wrote love letters.
I wrote a lot of love letters.
I wrote love letters on the love letters.
I wrote love letters on Hyakuta-san's face and Hyakuta- san's breasts.
I wrote love letters on Hyakuta-san's breasts.
From Shanghai.
It's so scary that it arrived.
What do you mean?
Did it arrive over there?
Yes, it arrived.
At that time, I went in front of the house and waited for the post office to arrive.
It was melting.
That's the level.
What happened to that love?
Of course, it's no good.
It's weird to say it so well.
Next, we will learn about "steel mentality".
Professor Hyakuta says that it's better to train your mentality after working out.
Nowadays, there are many people with weak minds.
If you get hit a little, you will be defeated.
For example, if you get hit in the back and your boss is angry, you will be executed.
Everyone thinks that if you hit hard, you will be weak.
But it's not like that.
Mentality is like muscles.
The more you train, the stronger you will be.
If you get hit and say "Hey, can you do this?"
You will be stronger and stronger.
So you shouldn't be afraid of getting hit.
It's not something you can do easily.
Lilipon, listen carefully.
Yes, I will do it mentally.
Do it here.
Thank you.
Next, we will learn about "steel mentality".
Is steel mentality important?
In the world of sports, politics, and talent,
if you are at the top, you will have a steel mentality.
I see.
You will never be defeated.
Even if you get hit, you won't feel anything.
So steel mentality is important.
A friend of mine is a teacher at a school.
He is a famous singer and musician.
He said, "Is this what a teacher teaches you?"
I said, "No, it's not like that."
The most important thing in this school is that if you put a fugitive on top of you, you will get hit.
I don't want to lose to him.
With that feeling in his heart, his musical ability increased.
When you are in a show race and other people other than you win,
you can't clap.
You can't clap.
You did it once.
When you were in a show race and other people other than you won, you did it.
You did it!
You can't clap.
I will introduce a famous person whose mentality is too strong.
It's Donald Trump.
I see.
He is enjoying losing to the president after losing four times.
He has a lot of money.
But when I looked into it, he has lost four times.
If you lose once, you can't do it anymore.
That's right.
If you lose it again, you will lose it again.
If you repeat this four times, you will be a fugitive.
If you think you can't do it anymore, you can't do it anymore.
He is not here now.
That's right.
He is the president now.
Actually, I say this to people.
It's hard for everyone to lose.
But actually, losing is fun.
Why do I say this?
For example, you play video games, don't you?
Yes.
If you play it and you absolutely win, you absolutely win the game 100%.
It's funny to fail because you failed, but you can win or lose.
This is human life, after all.
Yes, but if you are alive, you may have bad times, and you may think of yourself as useless and stupid,
but if you can go through all that and still win, it's fun.
But once you're up there, it's no fun anymore, right?
This is where it gets fun, right?
Yes, yes.
This is where it gets...
Riri, you too, okidokiya.
Yes!
You said "this" just now, didn't you?
This is where you should go.
Stop it.
Was there something like that?
Stop it, stop it.
Next, let's go to the next one.
Now, I'd like to introduce you to the 100 different ways of winning life.
Here it is!
Don't mess up your priority rank in life!
If you look at people who have succeeded in life,
basically, it's simple, but
this is the only thing that doesn't mess up your priority rank in life.
In other words,
what should you do now?
Doing what you should do now first is the only thing you should do.
This is what happened to me when I failed in life.
Even though you shouldn't do this now,
you should do something else.
Even though you shouldn't do this now, you should do something else later.
If you do this, you won't be able to fight well.
I once wrote a book about Harada fighting.
Harada fighting is a famous boxer who won the second division for the first time in Japan.
Harada fighting started as a boxer when he was 16 and worked hard until he was 26.
Other than that, he didn't do anything but boxing.
At that time, he couldn't communicate with women or men.
He didn't do anything but boxing.
When I asked him, "Why did you do boxing so much?"
Why didn't you do any other sports?
He said, "No, I can do other things only after boxing."
I can only do boxing now.
That's why I didn't do anything else.
That's amazing.
He is definitely one of the top players.
This is really educational.
Write a story now.
That's right.
Why did you say, "Write a story now"?
I'm not one of the top players who writes stories.
I don't write stories.
You don't write stories, do you?
I don't write stories at all.
At least tell me you don't write stories at all.
I don't write stories.
Why did you do that?
What did you let me do?
Today's order is...
Go to Padami and make a catchphrase.
Expo City, the largest complex facility in Japan, is located in Banpaku Memorial Park.
This time, we came to the living museum, Mifure, which enriches sensibility.
Inside the museum, the concept of "touching sensibility" is exhibited with seven themes,
including water creatures and land creatures, etc.
First of all, "touching color" image.
There is a fish called "Devas zmerai".
If you look at it from the side and from above, it looks a little different.
If you look at it from above, it's green.
It's shining.
If you look at it from the side, it's silver, isn't it?
It's white.
It reflects only blue light and shows it.
So, depending on the angle of view, the blue color looks different.
Interesting.
Next, let's go to "touching zone".
I'm going to shoot a gun and feed it.
I shoot a water gun from my mouth and drop the food.
Wow!
It catches fire.
If you wait for a while...
Will it catch fire?
I'm waiting for it to come and get the food, but it doesn't come easily.
Let's just watch it.
Let me know when it comes.
What's that?
Leaving the gunfish to Naru, Airi and Uka experience "dr. fish".
Wow!
Wow! It's coming!
Wow!
You're noisy.
Wow!
It's not good.
And at that moment...
Wow!
There is a trace of falling.
It's missing!
Are you calling me again?
Are you calling me anytime?
I'm falling down.
I'm waiting here.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's big!
Wow!
It's big!
Wow!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's long! It's long! It's long!
Then, when they asked about the shark...
It's not coming.
Wow!
What?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
Wow!
It's just coming.
They ate it without shooting an iron ball.
Wow!
Next, they will touch the shark.
Wow!
I'm going!
Wow!
It's rough!
Wow!
It's hard! It's hard!
Then, they will touch the seal, too.
Wow!
It's cute!
Which one is cuter?
How do you feel?
Wow!
It's cute!
Next, they will touch the shark's eyes.
Wow!
It's so cute!
Can you see it? Can you see it?
It's so cute!
Wow!
In this zone, not only white tigers, but also white crocodiles and right hippos can be seen.
Next, they will drink the water they can only drink here.
I will put my toothpick on it.
Wow!
It's fun!
How can we eat it?
One, two...
Wow!
It's amazing!
Yes!
It's delicious!
What does it mean?
It's like a little sweet water.
What?
Is it water?
Yes, water.
It's perfect for summer.
Yes.
Next is...
Wow!
What's this?
You can experience a world where animals can move around freely.
Move-touching statue
What's this?
Wow!
Wait a minute.
Is it okay? Is it okay?
What's this?
Wow!
It's amazing!
I was surprised!
It's a huge pelican!
Wow!
It's so beautiful!
The experience with "move-touching statue" is over.
And the catchphrase is...
There are many love and creatures.
Move-touching statue
What?
That's not it.
It's good, it's good, but...
It may be a little bad.
I'm not good at this.
What?
So...
We've decided to make a catchphrase for "move- touching statue."
Next is...
"Osaka English Village," a facility where you can enjoy learning English while having fun.
Here, you can touch English naturally in a space like going on a trip to America.
I'm confident in my English.
The situation you'll face is...
If you become an idol and receive an interview from abroad...
You are part of an idol group?
Yes, idol!
Okay, idol.
Okay, what group?
Uh...
NMB48.
And that's in Osaka?
Osaka.
Wow!
Since you've been an idol, what do you want to do?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Dancing. Dancing. Okay, what do you do dancing? Dancing and singer. And singing. Okay, so you dance and sing. Okay.
Smile. And smile. Dance, sing, smile. People. For people. For your fans. Yes! For your fans. Okay, good! Good! Good!
Why? Why? Why are you an idol?
Um... Don't touch me? Don't touch you?
Why? Why? Why? Don't... Don't touch me. Don't touch you?
NMB48.
And Uika and Airi also learned English conversation in other situations and repaired their experience.
And the catchphrase of this English village is...
Happiness is...
If you hold hands, you can see it!
After all, this is a story of the world, so we all held hands and tried to be happy!
Wow!
And so, the English village's catchphrase is...
I can't speak English at all! Everyone is saying "wow" in English that I don't know!
I couldn't speak English at all, so I wrote "misseiko" and "kakuyan" but now I'm moved and about to cry.
And so, Kashiko, who was excellent this week as well, will announce a catchphrase that is not good at all. The reward for the catchphrase is a penalty game!
And so, I will announce it! This week's Kashiko is...
Rei-chan!
At the last moment, you won and raised your hand.
You managed to run away.
I only managed to run away.
I thought you were Bakako.
And so, this week's Bakako is...
Kinoshita!
Enosugi?
Akebaenyan!
I've never heard of her.
Next time, we approach dangerous creatures from all over the world!
It stinks!
The smell is too dangerous!
Is the studio panicking?!
Even about that famous creature...
It really hurts when you get stung.
I was trying to control it.
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This time, we will give two people a 90-minute course of full-body treatment for free!
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