AISubs v3.5
"I like summer" like this.
And then...
Like this.
Wait a minute!
This time, it's a lesson on impersonation by Mr. Croquette.
Let's learn the strongest impersonation that will excite you in your dry state of mind!
Do, re...
Kiri!
Kyosuke!
Rei!
Now, let's call the teacher of this special course.
The living legend of impersonation world, this person!
I'm Matsuyama Chiharu.
It seems like I'm tired of loving you.
It's not like I don't like you anymore.
Koji Tabaki.
The lights in my room turn on and off,
but the key is always in my bag.
Masahiro Nakai.
I'm tired of loving you.
Hosokawa Takashi.
A woman is always tired of waiting and keeps talking for a long time.
But it's okay. I got comfort from you.
Tokunaga Hideaki.
My love for you...
is bitter.
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
When I see impersonators, I feel like they are real people.
I love it!
He is the king of impersonations.
How many impersonators are there in your repertoire?
There are about 310 impersonators now.
310 impersonators?!
We will learn how to impersonate an impersonator.
The first skill is this.
If impersonation is 30% similar, it's fine. Let's impersonate 70% of different animals.
What?!
What do you mean?
To be frank, it doesn't have to be similar.
Impersonating?
If you impersonate 70% of animals, people will be disappointed if you impersonate only 30%.
If you impersonate 70% of animals and impersonate 30% of animals, people will think you are impersonating.
What do you mean?
If you impersonate 70%, people won't enjoy impersonating you.
I see.
Even if you impersonate normally, people will be disappointed if you impersonate only 30%.
That's right.
People will be disappointed if you impersonate only 30%.
Impersonation is the easiest skill to disappoint people.
That's why impersonation is cool.
I'm sorry for impersonating you.
I would like to know what you are impersonating.
For example, you are not impersonating me.
Even when you sing "ofukuro-san", you are impersonating me.
I'm not like this.
I'm not like this, but I'm like this.
I have an image like this.
In my case, "mori-shin-san" means "animal".
And "niwa-tori" means "chicken".
"mori-shin-san" equals "niwa-tori".
So 70% of it is "niwa-tori".
Sometimes "niwa-tori" comes in.
ofukuro-san yo
This is normal "mori-san".
What I do is "ofukuro-san yo".
You have "niwa-tori".
You know it, right?
"niwa-tori" is important, but it's not good if you use it when you sing.
Between singing and singing.
ofukuro-san yo
After this, "yo".
"niwa-tori" comes in all of a sudden.
Why "niwa-tori" when you do "mori-shin-san"?
I don't know why, but I could see it.
But you could see "mori-shin-san".
Why?
"niwa-tori" is difficult.
You put your neck forward.
And you go back with "ku" shape of "hiragana".
And you put it forward.
Like this.
Even though it was short, you pulled it like this, didn't you?
No, no.
If it's straight, you can do like this, right?
This is "hato".
"hato" and "niwa-tori".
"hato" is different.
No, no, no!
"hato" is, every step you make, turn your neck about three times.
Every step you make, your legs will go like this.
"hato" is "hato"!
"hato" is "hato".
And "niwa-tori" is, every step you make, your neck will only move once.
That's the basics.
So, every step you make,
I'll do it faster now,
every step you make,
You said it like that!
"niwa-tori" is like this!
If you do it straight, it'll be like this.
Like this.
Oh, you're right!
You're right!
It's like this!
Try it, everyone, try it.
"hato" first. "hato" first.
"hato" first.
"hato" is straight.
Straight.
"hato" is "niwa-tori".
So, you should think you've forgotten something.
"niwa-tori" is.
You take one step, and go like this.
And you take another step, and go like this.
He forgot something!
He forgot something and remembered it.
Sorry!
He forgot something!
He forgot something.
He forgot.
It's the first one and we're laughing like this?
The script should be thin.
The secret of impersonating a soloist is to use 70% of yourself as another creature.
Now, it's time for a quiz.
What are 70% of yourself added to the lyrics that come out now?
Eiko Segawa will guess what 30% of herself is.
What is it?
Shoe.
A lizard.
A lizard?
An impersonation of a lizard?
When I think about it, it reminds me of Segawa- san.
It's all like that now.
But it's that kind of image, right?
Joe.
Cloud.
Cloud?
Cloud-like.
What kind of image?
Cloud.
Cloud?
Segawa-san, you're becoming like this.
Lena.
Tiger.
A big one?
Nagisa.
Rabbit.
It reminds me of you being energetic and dancing.
It's the opposite, right?
It's the opposite of dancing.
She's not dancing.
She's relaxing.
It's not coming out?
Subaru-san, do you know what it is?
It's not rude.
I thought it was a gorilla.
It's worse than I imagined.
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
This one!
It's a cow.
It's a cow, right?
You've been on stage with Segawa-san before, right?
At that time, Segawa-san was a little irritated in the dressing room.
But he was irritated because he couldn't see you.
Because you were spacing out.
And you were like...
Why are you like that?
You were saying it.
You were spacing out.
And after that, you were like...
Huh?!
With Segawa-san.
When I heard it, I was like... "Ah, cows!"
For me, it's always cows.
At first, it's like...
Do you want to hear it from the music video?
Cows!
With the song, Joe challenges Segawa A-ko-san!
Do you want to put it on your nose?
It was a cow!
You're already saying it!
It's a complete cow.
Joe, do you want to try it?
Here I go.
Which part did you do just now?
Ugh... Ugh... I don't know...
Come on...
Do it properly! Do it properly!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Don't underestimate me!
Look! It's right in front of you!
There's more. Here it is!
Next up is Yoshii Kusuo-san!
This one too, he only has 30% left...
The remaining 70% is the dog before it barks!
It looks pretty difficult...
Let's have Lilipon challenge this!
Ah, I don't have a TV, I don't have a radio...
You're completely in the middle of singing!
You're playing with the song!
Is that allowed?
That's how Yoshii-san is when he's drunk.
Rather than singing, he's having fun with everyone.
I see.
Do you want to try it, Lilipon?
Yes!
I don't have a TV, I don't have a radio...
You're just a dog! You're just a dog!
You're just a dog!
You're not even a dog, right?
"Ugh" is when a dog makes a sound with its throat.
That's right, you make a sound with your throat, Lilipon.
Ehh, it's difficult!
It's amazing!
The dog from this side and the dog from this side are completely different!
It really feels like there's a dog there!
Let's look at the next one!
Yuu-san!
Yuu-san has 30% and...
And what is it?
Yes, Shuu!
Sake!
For people who drink sake!
Yes!
For people who are a little drunk!
Ah!
How is it?
Yes!
Mogi!
Cat!
Hmm...
Well, you have an image of it, don't you?
Yes, I do!
But this one is too difficult and you probably won't get it!
That's right!
Let's take a look! Even if you look at the correct answer, you won't know it well...
It's this one!
Kawamura Ryuichi-san, 70%!
Ehh?!
Then it's Kawamura Ryuichi-san's impersonation!
Yes, it's 70%!
70%!
You're already above him!
When he's talking, it's Yuu-san, but...
At the end, Kawamura Ryuichi-san explodes!
Ehh?!
I don't know what you're saying...
I don't know what you're saying, but is it okay for me to use this song?
When you're talking, it's Yuu-san, right?
Um... how should I say it...
Um...
Here, right?
Kawamura Ryuichi-san...
Kawamura Ryuichi-san, you know...
When the key is high...
Um...
This is what happens, right?
Yes.
And...
Yuu-san too...
Um... you care about your face a lot...
And you're quite old, right?
Yes.
So... your face...
It's rotten and it doesn't smile like it did before.
So that it doesn't grow...
Like...
I wonder why...
The difficulty seems high, but Mao-kun will challenge aerobic exercise!
Mao-kun, do you want to do it?
Yes!
Somehow, I really can't do it...
Well, you're good at it compared to other times!
You're good!
It was similar to aerobic exercise!
I did it!
You should close your throat a little more.
You should close this area by yourself.
That's right!
And, pull it out of your nose.
I can't do it...
Um...
Why? It came out!
I can't do it...
I really can't do it...
It's close, it's close...
And, don't go inside at the end.
Go forward.
I don't know what to say...
I can't do it...
I really can't do it...
It's like, you want to laugh, but you can't help laughing.
That's how it feels like.
Can I say it personally later?
Next, let's go.
It's this person.
It's Simra.
It's Simra!
She's only in the first place!
A drunk person!
Oh! Correct!
Wow!
She's only in the first place for being drunk!
That's right!
A drunk person...
Yes.
A drunk person is someone who doesn't want to go, but still wants to walk.
Like a baby.
Yes, yes, yes.
Someone who's like, "I wanted to go this way," or "I don't want to fall," or something like that.
Someone who's patient.
Yes.
It's easiest to understand.
That's why, when you're drunk, you're like...
So, will you call me?
Will you call me "Simra-san"?
Yes.
Simra-san!
Yes?
It's true!
Simra-san!
Simra-san looks like a drunk person.
There is a Simra-san's pitch.
Let's use it together.
Close your throat from here.
It's hard from here.
Turn it over.
Like "eu"
From "ah ah ah" close your throat.
It's hard!
It's really hard!
Can you do a proper imitation of it?
Gather your students and do "ah ah ah".
Simra-san will have Nagisa-san do it.
She said "hai" but can you hear "ai"?
The pronunciation is "hai".
Nagisa-san, do you want to try it?
Simra-san!
"Hai"?
She said "hai".
But your voice is...
Get closer little by little.
I see.
If you learn this, you can be a hero in a dry comedy world.
It's too difficult!
I can't do it!
There is still more, so let's ask him to teach you.
The next skill is this.
Learn to impersonate an adult.
Mr. Koshi, what does this mean?
This is what I do the most.
This is it.
If you are in trouble, catch a bug.
There are many people who catch a bug while singing in a comedy world.
I don't know at all!
There is no one like that!
I have a misunderstanding.
There is no one like that.
The most famous person who catches a bug is Mr. Kuroda of "kobukuro".
Really?
Mr. Korokke said that it is exciting to catch a bug in three groups.
Mr. Kuroda of "kobukuro", Mr. Takao Horiuchi and Mr. J.SOUL BROTHERS.
Mr. Kuroda of "kobukuro" catches a bug.
Mr. Takao Horiuchi finds a bug.
Mr. J.SOUL BROTHERS catches a bug at first, but in the end, everyone finds it.
What does it mean?
I don't know what it means.
Everyone doesn't know what it means.
I have no choice but to show you.
Mr. Kuroda of "kobukuro" always catches a bug in the chorus of the song "tsubomi".
After "tsutatata", "tsutatata", "kiesou ni"
Mr. Kuroda of "kobukuro" catches two bugs in one song.
Two or three?
He catches two or three bugs in one song.
Is it "kiesou ni"?
He catches about 30 bugs in one song.
What about Mr. Horiuchi?
Mr. Horiuchi finds about four or five bugs in one song.
I don't know anything about it.
You don't know?
You can hear the intro while singing.
I thought there were a lot of bugs.
There were a lot of bugs during the concert.
There was no bug now.
Mr. J.SOUL BROTHERS catches three bugs in one song.
Mr. Kuroda of "kobukuro" catches bugs in one song.
What?
"Ha-ha-hang"! Is it okay?
"Ha-ha-hang"!
It's chasing you.
Is it chasing you?
It's chasing you.
There's a bug.
And while you're singing, everyone is curious where the bug has gone.
Where did it go? Where did it go?
Everyone finds it. "Oh, it went over there. It went over there."
Oh, but that's what it meant.
Yes, bug.
I found a bug.
So, before you go to the running man there,
you know, there are bugs flying and avoiding you.
Where is this road?
Now, with the third move,
all of NMB members will try to find the bug!
After you say "where did the bug go?"
I'll raise my hand.
If you raise your hand from the beginning,
you'll know it's there.
So, I'll say "where did the bug go?"
Then, everyone will move together.
I see.
Here we go. Here we go.
Huh? Where did the bug go?
Here it is! Here it is!
OK!
This will continue, won't it?
It will.
This will continue.
You two probably thought this would be easy.
Together, we might look like enemies.
It's true that just by deciding the situation, everyone seems to be excited.
Next up is...
The three specialties of impersonation.
Simple is best.
Fighting with only your face.
It's finally time for Ms. Korokke's new favorite...
Learning various facial impersonations.
Ms. Shimura has a slightly different angle.
Some people think that Ms. Iwasaki and Ms. Shimura have the same face.
The shadows are different.
Ms. Iwasaki's shadows are all upward.
Upward.
She's not like that.
Ms. Shimura's eyes are straight forward.
Straight forward and straight forward.
Ms. Iwasaki and Ms. Shimura's shadows are like this.
Ms. Shimura's shadows are like this.
It's different!
It's fast from zero to one hundred.
It's fast.
You can't see anything in the middle of it.
It's fast from zero to one hundred.
I'm surprised.
There's no middle ground.
Ms. Korokke, you have various facial impersonations.
You have various facial impersonations.
You have impersonations that only use your face.
Let's look at some of them.
Can you tell who it is?
It's similar.
It's the easiest to tell.
Akon.
It's Aoyama Terumasa.
That's correct.
Why?
How can you tell?
Aon, this is the best way to look at it.
Look at it in a slightly thinner way.
It looks like you.
Does it look like me?
Aoyama Terumasa, is it okay for you to say it looks like you?
That's right.
Next up is this person.
It looks like you!
Is it you, Yuko?
That is correct!
It looks like you!
It doesn't look like you!
Yuko also admitted it!
Really?
Does it look like me?
It looks like you!
You can't look at it for a long time!
You can't look at it for a long time?
You can't look at it for a long time!
For example, you can put it in your mobile phone.
For me, it looks like me!
It looks like me!
For example...
It looks like me!
It's me!
It looks like me!
Why can't you show it to us?
Because we know we don't look like you!
If you do it right, you'll get a penalty.
We just do it quickly and do it fast.
Like Osumo's "Ichinojo".
This is pretty amazing.
That's...
That's "Ichinojo"!
That's me!
That's "Ichinojo" too!
Even if you don't look like me, you'll get "Ichinojo"!
This is the real "Ichinojo".
It was hard to collect meat.
I'm glad you looked at it properly.
It was very funny.
There are many things like that.
I look at it, go to drink, make a fuss and go to sleep.
I like that drink!
From now on, I'd like to learn your facial expressions.
Is there anyone in NMV who can imitate your facial expressions?
Oh, Chihi!
I like "Fancy Tigers".
I can't imitate the facial expressions during the throw of "MESSENGER".
You're very popular!
You're very popular, Chihi!
I'm very curious about it!
Try it!
It's "Kono Tokiwa" of "MESSENGER".
Yes, "Kono Tokiwa".
It's when you're looking at Chacha.
I see.
Yes.
I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
What do you think of this?
Huh? What do you think of it?
Of what?
You still haven't decided?
No, but...
If you add something...
If you add a little situation...
It's not your face at the time...
You're trying to do something about the remaining candy balls...
And you throw it...
If you do that...
On the contrary, if people who are watching can see the situation, it will be interesting.
I see.
If you throw a candy ball here and it goes this way...
What do you think of it?
Oh, already...
Already 70% added.
No, no, no!
It's completely different, but you're a messenger!
Already 70% added!
Amazing!
You add a little situation, don't you?
Yes.
That's why there's a lot of unnecessary things.
My impersonations, you know?
Is there anyone else who has impersonations besides their faces?
Oh, Nagisa!
Yes.
An impersonation of your stomach?
An impersonation of my stomach.
Oh, that's good!
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you try it?
It's almost summer and the wind is cold.
My name is Yoshi.
How is it this summer?
Let's practice your face.
If you can speak like that as a girl, you can do it.
Your voice has been clouded for a long time, hasn't it?
Every summer, like this...
Try to get out of your voice.
Every summer, like this...
And then...
like this...
Wait a minute!
Your voice is getting clouded.
How much does your face move?
Your eyebrows are vertical now.
Your eyebrows move, don't they?
I was surprised!
Your eyebrows were vertical!
Your eyebrows are strong!
If you keep doing it like that, you'll be able to do it.
So, in the beginning,
in the beginning,
instead of making a voice,
you should actually make a voice from your face.
I see.
So, you should turn around like this.
summer has passed and wind is blowing
Your face is too funny!
I can't do this impersonation! It's too funny!
Nagisa, Nagisa, do it! Do your best!
summer has passed and wind is blowing
Your voice is totally different!
Well, if you concentrate here...
So, when you can do a voice and a face,
girls can't do it yet.
It will be a great thing. It will be a great weapon.
I'll practice my eyebrows vertically.
If you can't do it, you know...
You know the black "majite majite" thing?
You should make it yourself.
It's amazing.
How is it so far?
Do you think you can do it?
No, I can't do it!
I can't do it!
What?
I can't do it!
You taught us so much, but...
It's still difficult!
It's still difficult?
I can't do it!
But, finally...
anyone can do it
Shall we go to the top 5 of Japanese songs?
Please teach us!
Here it is!
anyone can do it
Tetsuya Takeda!
You did it!
There is something called "Tetsuya Takeda exercise".
If you remember this...
you can look like Tetsuya Takeda!
You can look like him!
Even Tetsuya Takeda exercise is funny.
What is it?
I'm very interested in it!
First, turn your head twice to the right.
Like this.
One...
Two...
Turn your head twice to the left.
One...
Two...
From here, turn around from the left and turn back.
When you come to the front, turn once in front of you.
What you have to be careful of is...
When you fall sideways...
It bounces back.
So it's not like this.
You can't do it like this.
Like this.
Turn.
That's right.
Turn.
From there, turn around and turn back.
When you come to the front...
It bounces back.
There's a big button here.
You push it with your chin.
That's right.
That's right!
Oh! You're getting there.
It's like I'm watching "Best Kid" at the end.
It's like this leads to that.
When I sing and do it with it...
At that time, I can't think of anything about Takeda Tetsuya.
Takeda is definitely a person who bounces.
Even if you answer...
For example, even if you're a guest like this...
Anyone can do this.
Takeda. Tetsuya. Taiso.
It's like this.
It's bouncing.
That's right.
Takeda Tetsuya Taiso is 100% excited about the performance of "Kansougeikai".
According to Korokke sensei's impersonation...
Let's try it with all of NMB!
Now, Takeda Tetsuya Taiso.
Let's go together.
"Okuru kotoba".
We'll do it slowly.
Yes!
In a city full of darkness,
in the light and shadows,
once again,
to you, who I love,
I send my words of love.
Yes! Well done!
Amazing!
You know what?
I'm moved.
You can sing the whole chorus over and over again.
Really?
So, instead of "holding back my sadness and smiling,"
it's better for people to be sad.
It's better for people to be sad.
You can sing it over and over again.
Really?
You can sing the whole chorus.
This is a dream come true.
If we do it together, it'll be a huge success.
Definitely. If we do it together, we can do it.
The most important thing is to decide a place and say "yes,"
and everyone faces in the same direction.
That's what you need to decide.
So, "sending words of love,"
yes!
Let's do it together.
(Driving Sense)
Jeez! What are you doing?
In this exercise, you'll learn how to drive a car and determine your driving sense.
Thank you for coming to Kishiwada Automotive Training Center.
Here, you'll learn the basics of driving and determine whether you have a driving sense or not.
Last time, you learned the basics of driving.
This time, you'll go on a course and take on various tests.
Next, you'll run on a course at the training center.
We'll show you the course, but we won't tell you where you should brake or step on the brakes.
Please try to drive about 25km/h in the straight section.
Isn't that fast?
It's about 60km/h in general.
That's amazing!
First, Azusa will try.
Use the curb and accelerate.
I'm so scared.
The first intersection turns smoothly.
There is a traffic light ahead of it.
Then...
It's blue now, so is it okay?
Go straight.
It's fast.
It's a serious car.
And the last straight line...
It's so fun.
I'm going to fall.
She's accelerating.
I'm going to fall.
What's going on?
I couldn't hold it down at 25km/h.
I was so excited.
The cameraman was about to fall.
I was so excited.
Unlike Azusa,
Lena doesn't make any big mistakes and drives smoothly.
That's it for practice.
Finally, we'll have you try three tests to test your driving sense.
The first test is "danger avoidance".
Drive at a speed of 30km/h towards the cone,
and avoid stopping in the said direction 10m ahead of you.
The speed of decision is important in this test.
And you have to say...
"Mr. Yamauchi" or "Ms. Hamagi".
If you hear "Mr. Yamauchi", avoid stopping in the right direction.
It's hard!
"Ms. Hamagi", avoid stopping in the left direction.
Right or left?
I don't know.
Let's start with Lena.
Let's start.
"Ms. Hamagi", avoid stopping in the left direction.
Everyone was in danger.
The one who was watching was also in danger, so I was scared.
If Sensei didn't stop the brakes, everyone would have crashed.
Oh, really?
If I hadn't crashed, it would have been an accident.
Oh, I'm scared!
Since the brakes of the erapion were weak, the distance to stop has become longer.
Wow!
And Azusa and Coco passed this test without any mistakes.
I'm scared!
Ms. Hamagi!
You look cool!
Thank you!
Wow!
The next test is the S-shaped curve.
Avoid dropping off and pass through the S-shaped curve.
After that, pass through the pole which is barely the width of the car.
It is a test in which detailed steering operation is important.
The first car is Azusa.
I'm scared!
Oh, it fell down.
It's completely fallen down now.
Next, on a narrow road with only a little distance between cars...
I'm scared!
Oh, it fell down.
It's completely fallen down now.
Oh, it fell down.
It's completely fallen down now.
Next, on a narrow road with only a little distance between cars...
Teacher? Teacher! Teacher!
Teacher! It fell down!
Teacher? Teacher! Teacher!
Teacher! It fell down!
Teacher? Teacher!
Oh, it hit me!
I'm angry!
The last one is Koko-chan.
Isn't it falling already?
It's not falling yet.
I can't see it.
Koko-chan carefully operates the steering wheel and somehow clears the S-shaped curve without falling off.
It's an S-shaped curve.
Hey, this is impossible, isn't it?
I'm angry!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Be careful.
She carefully moves forward and clears the curve without hitting the pole.
To be honest, there aren't many cars that can clear the curve in one go.
In that case, I feel like you're getting used to operating the steering wheel.
Yay! I'm happy!
And the last test is putting in the car.
Putting in the car so that it doesn't hit the cardboard boxes around it.
A test in which spatial recognition ability becomes important.
First up is Lenapeon.
It looks like it's working out surprisingly well...
Oh, no!
After switching it over and over again...
It was very close, but if you had gone down from the very beginning, you would have succeeded.
Is that so?
It was very beautiful.
Personally, I didn't like it at all. I thought you were looking in a weird direction.
Next, Coco switched angles over and over again and passed with a shot like an example.
You're used to it.
Wow, wow, wow!
She was really serious about it.
Azusa also wants to lose to Kako-chan.
She's getting a little closer to the right, but she doesn't hit the cardboard and passes.
The back is really good.
The back is perfect.
With this, the three tests are over.
Finally, the one with the best driving sense is...
Kako-chan is the one with the best driving sense.
I was good at it.
In terms of stable driving, you were best suited for driving.
I think you'll improve more and more as you practice.
The one with the worst driving sense is...
Renan-pyon-san.
The balance of steering and speed adjustment is a little disjointed.
If you have the technology to operate both of them at the same time, you can do it.
Yes, I'll do my best!
Kamai-tachi! Let's go on a drive date in Udon-no- Kuri with our driving!
That's not going to happen.
But what I thought was amazing about this location was that since there's Udon-kun in Lena-pyon, it's only for girls.
What are you talking about?!
Let's announce this week's winner, Kashiko, who wasn't good at all.
You'll receive a penalty game as a reward.
This week's winner is Kashiko-san is...
Mao-kun!
Your impersonation was very good!
Thank you!
This week's loser is...
Shuu!
Nekorokke-san told me not to underestimate his impersonation.
Do you know Yamauchi-sensei's impersonation?
Please!
Here's the question.
Yoshii Kuzo-san, 30%.
Tell me the remaining 70%.
A dog in front of you!
Here's the next question.
Nekorokke-san, Shimizu Akira-san, Bizzy Foe-san, Kurita Kaniki-san...
What are these four people called?
"Zuttoke" brothers.
Here's the last question.
Guess what Yamauchi-sensei is impersonating.
Chinese! Tourist agency?
Three questions in a row.
If you get one question right, you're out!
He's not a Chinese tourist agency.
What?
In front of his juniors, Yamauchi-sensei appeals his busy schedule and leaves.
I don't know!
S... S... S... S...