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Today's NMB and Manabu will learn about Drimesh Tetsuo sensei's Bakusho Technique.
It's short but I feel like it's difficult Buddhism.
It's easy to understand and it's interesting to explain.
This woman's name is...
There's also a lot of beans knowledge that you'll want to say tomorrow.
You have a bad attitude, Osaka! You have a bad attitude!
Okay, cut!
Our special guest is Tetsuo-sensei of Warai-meshi.
But why is Tetsuo-sensei's theme Buddhism?
If you ask me why I'm doing this,
I released a book like this the other day.
You're suddenly promoting it.
I'm sorry for suddenly promoting it.
I released a book like this.
I also released a book called "Hannya Meditation" before.
I didn't know about it.
I remembered it when I went to Hannya Meditation.
Really? Please say it.
Hannya-hara-mita...
It's a main one.
It's a main one. I knew about it too.
You knew about it so much that everyone knew about it.
A friend of mine went to Nara for a date.
When he was looking around the temple,
he said to the woman he was dating,
You know Tetsuo-sensei of Warai-meshi, right?
He really likes temples.
Do you come here often?
It's a rumor.
When he looked around,
Tetsuo-sensei was explaining about temples to the woman.
He actually had one!
He actually had one and went around.
In reality, dating courses are all about temples.
Today, we're going to talk about temples,
ask people to take pictures of them,
and show you videos of them.
Because temples are hard...
It's tough, isn't it?
It was like that.
But when Tetsuo-sensei of Warai-meshi said it on a show,
he said, "Okay! Let's show it!"
That's amazing!
I feel like I have a connection with temples now!
Either way, Nishida-san seems more like a temple person.
I often say that I live in a temple without permission.
Today we will learn about Buddhism.
The first theme is this!
What is Buddhism in the first place?
What kind of image do you have of Buddhism?
Big Buddha?
Big Buddha.
New Year's Eve.
New Year's Eve?
Or New Year's money?
Alms.
A Buddha in a temple?
Since you didn't have an answer you wanted, can I force you to say it again?
An answer you wanted...
A temple or...
Let's go with the answer you wanted, Keizo-san.
Can I?
Yes.
The crunchy sweets that come out of the sugar next to the altar.
I'm used to talking about that with you, but...
Is that it?
I don't know how to say it.
That's the answer you wanted, right?
I don't want that kind of pinpoint.
I heard it's different.
It's different.
I want you to say it when you're alive or when you're dead.
That's difficult.
Let's see.
A ghost!
About the world after you die.
There's something like that, right?
It's a long way off.
You wanted that, right?
When you think of heaven or hell,
or when you become a ghost or ghost after you die...
I think you have that kind of image.
That's not wrong, but...
You're talking about things that happen while you're alive.
Buddhism.
Buddhism, right?
It's like philosophy of life.
A funeral is a part of Buddhism, right?
At first, there was no mention of a funeral.
Gradually, it became like a funeral.
While you're alive, there's something like a funeral.
If you know about it, it can be fun.
I see.
First of all, let's learn about the person who started Buddhism.
Here it is.
Yes, this is it.
His Excellency.
Yes.
His Excellency, right?
His Excellency.
Yes.
His Excellency.
His Excellency, His Excellency, His Excellency.
What are you talking about?
You sound like Nylon Parker.
No, no.
You know, sometimes you say "potato".
His Excellency, His Excellency, His Excellency.
It's hard to understand what you're saying.
His Excellency, right?
Yes.
How long ago was he born?
Around 5th century B.C.
He's about 2,400 years old now.
Yes.
He was born in northern India.
You can think of it as the border of Nepal.
His real name is Gautama Siddhartha.
Many of you know him, right?
You must have learned it, right?
No, I didn't.
What?!
You must have learned it!
What?!
There are many things I don't know.
What don't you know?
Nepal.
Nepal Buddha.
Yes.
What don't you know about Nepal?
What is Buddha?
Buddha means His Excellency, right?
Yes, His Excellency.
When His Excellency was alive, he attained enlightenment.
After attaining enlightenment, people started calling him "Buddha".
"Buddha" means "someone who attained enlightenment".
Haru, what don't you know about Nepal?
Nepal...
What is it?
Didn't you say something like "the northern part of India, the northern part of Nepal"?
No, I didn't say anything like "the northern part of India, the northern part of Nepal".
There is a country called "the northern part of India, Nepal".
Isn't it Himalayas?!
What?!
It's crazy!
What do you two think Nepal is like?
What did you think Nepal is like?
People...
Words...
There is no difference in words.
Don't you know Nepal is a little different from here?
It has these two triangles.
It's a secret!
Hey, you have a bad attitude!
You have a bad attitude!
Hey, you old man!
Okay, it's "gautama siddhartha".
There are various ways of saying "gautama siddhartha" and "siddhartha" but this is the most representative.
And this "oshaka san" here.
"Oshaka san" is...
"Oshaka san" is actually...
very "honyara".
What is "oshaka san" then?!
It's bald!
Well, it's a bald man.
It's a bald man.
It's smooth and wide.
It's very sexual.
"Oshaka san" is...
Why?!
Why did you hit me?!
I want you to understand me.
I've heard that the middle point of the forehead stretches out.
Ah, "oshaka san".
At that time, it's very cramped here.
It's not the time to say "oshaka san"!
It's not like "zenga".
It's like "oshaka san".
"shu".
It's very "iru".
"oshaka san"!
"oshaka san", "oshaka san", "oshaka san"!
"oshaka san" is everywhere!
Well, let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is this!
Yes, it's very expensive.
Yes, "oshaka san" is a Buddhist monk.
In fact, "oshaka san" is the name of the royal family of the "shaka" tribe.
And "shaka" is "oshaka san" because it's the largest.
I see.
You know "toyota group", right?
Yes.
The president of the "toyota group" is "toyota san", right?
Yes.
It's like that.
I see.
Next, "honyarara" at 16 years old.
Airi.
"ninshin"?
"oshaka san".
"onnai"?
"oshaka san" has the image of a man.
I thought it was a woman.
"onnai"?
You're not a man!
Koko.
"kekkon"?
"kekkon".
Shuu.
"onakkun nari ni narai".
You're fast!
I'm 16 years old.
It's like a dog.
"hachi jyuuroku".
No, no.
The way you age is a little different, isn't it?
Let's see the correct answer.
Here is the correct answer.
She got married at 16 years old.
It's "kekkon", isn't it?
I knew it.
Kugo, you're correct.
Besides, it's not just one person.
It's three people getting married, isn't it?
Yes.
It's different from "toyota", isn't it?
You don't have that image, do you?
You have the image of being single for a long time.
You have the image of being single and doing strict things,
but you also have children.
I see.
It's like you're living a normal life, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
At first, I had a happy life because I was born in a royal family.
The training that such a Buddha did to open up his wisdom was amazing!
Rolling over a barbeque
Moka, do you know what a "barbeque" is?
No, I don't know.
I've never heard of it.
Please explain what a "barbeque" is.
I see, I see.
Well, it's...
A barbeque is famous for its seeds.
No, it's a "barbeque".
It's not a "barbeque".
Rolling over a "barbeque" is...
It's a "barbeque".
It's messy with seeds.
Oh, is that so?
So...
It's a "barbeque" where you fail and come back.
Oh, it's a "barbeque".
It's weak!
It's said to be weak!
I'm surprised!
It's important to roll over a "barbeque".
It's meaningful to roll over a "barbeque".
I can't help it. It's the second one, right?
It's the second one, yes.
You've pulled it out, right?
So, um...
A "barbeque" can run in the JR or the Hankyu stations.
A "barbeque" is good, isn't it?
It's getting weaker and weaker.
It's meaningful to roll over a "barbeque".
Don't do it for comedians.
Oh, is that so?
It's good for NMB (Japanese entertainment)
Oh, I understand.
It's sharp, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a thorny branch, isn't it?
That's right.
On top of that, the dead body lying on the ground has been working hard while taking care of the dead body.
Next, they bury their heads in the dirt.
Are you worried about it?
Why?
I don't think it makes sense.
It doesn't make sense at all.
Well, but they can't move, and it's painful, isn't it?
Isn't it wasting their life?
Well, it's called "working hard", so it's like "pushing it in".
At first glance, it seems like a waste of time.
Maybe you want to push it in and get excited.
I'm not excited!
I'm a little scared of that "pushing it in" thing.
Next, they bury their heads in the dirt.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's like a different hobby.
Isn't it justice?
Why is it called "justice"?
Isn't it cowardice?
Next, they dare to say their job.
Why?
I'm getting more and more afraid of it.
I'm getting more and more afraid of it!
Wow, what's this?
Why?
It's just a story of a pervert.
That's right.
And finally, they live a long and hard life.
Don't disappoint me!
Does it have anything to do with sex?
Yes.
They've been doing it for about six years.
Some say they've been doing it for about 60 days.
They've gotten sick of it.
Isn't it a little wrong?
They couldn't go to the perfect place where they could enjoy themselves yet.
So they've been doing it all the way up the mountain, but they couldn't go down the mountain.
And for the time being, I thought I'd clean up my dirty body, and I cleaned it up with the river.
And I was coming up from the river, but I was already sick, and I was already fasting, so I was already in a state of skin on my bones.
And I thought, "Oh, no, I'm going to die," and a woman passed me.
And she passed me and said, "Oh, are you okay?" And I said, "I'm not okay."
And it was just when that woman gave birth to her baby.
Babies are just born and stuff like that.
And she mixed her baby and rice and made something called "chichigayu" and let the monk eat it.
And then the monk came back to life.
That's why this woman's name is "sujata."
So you know that coffee-fresh "sujata"?
That means it's delicious and fresh enough to revive the monk.
Oh, I see.
So how did you become enlightened?
And from there, I didn't want to give up anymore, so I sat under a big tree for a long time.
And for now, I just sat and meditated.
And I thought about a lot of things in the world.
Like, "Oh, if it's like this, it's like this," and "There are places like this," and "Oh, I'm like that," and I got really excited.
And I thought, "If I take this, I want to roll it up," and I thought about a lot of things like that.
You thought about things like that?
I've been to many places, but I didn't think about it that much.
I didn't know why there was black stuff at the end of my thumb or something like that.
I thought about all kinds of things.
And then, when I meditated, a demon came into my mind.
In short, my delusions were spreading just in my imagination, and a demon came into it.
For you, it's like a world.
A demon came into the world.
And it tempts you with a lot of things.
It tempts you with a lot of things, but you beat it.
And when you beat it, you were like, "Oh, now I feel good. Oh, I see. That's how it is."
You learned about the truth of the world at the time.
And you realized it at the time.
What did you realize?
You learned all about the truth of the world as it is.
Well, if you ask me what I thought about it, it's quick for you to read this.
I'll put it simply.
First of all, if you were alive, you would only suffer.
And you wondered, "What is the cause of suffering?"
And the cause of suffering is instinct.
It's a great desire.
And you realized that if you lost your instinct, you wouldn't suffer.
In short, you realized that all of this is connected.
You realized that all kinds of things in the world are connected.
Let me give you an example.
You may be wondering what I'm talking about.
Here it is.
This world is curry.
What does it mean?
"This world is curry"? What does it mean?
So in this world,
you, me, others, desks, books,
this kind of fat,
various things on the floor, whatever it is,
all of it is curry.
Curry?
Think of it like a rice knife.
"Roo".
"Roo" means curry?
Yes.
Carrots and sweet potatoes are all dissolved.
All of it is dissolved.
Think of it like this world is a universe.
And think of it like there are countless little balls.
These little balls come to save you.
And this part that has been saved is someone else's life.
And the one that has been saved by others is this desk.
And when someone else saves it, it becomes a floor again.
Something like that.
It is being saved.
And in the end, it comes back to curry.
And when it comes back to curry, it is saved again.
Then, the part of the desk and someone else's body that has been saved will be saved again.
This world is repeating something like that over and over again.
Do you understand?
This is very easy to understand.
This is the most delicious part of this book.
I have already said the most delicious part of this book.
So, if you die,
for example, even if the dog you bought dies,
will you be reborn as a human again?
Is it like that?
That's right.
The dead dog and the broken bowl and the withered leaves,
will they become one again and become another gorilla again?
I understand.
Do you understand?
I understand.
So, if you die, you will come back again, right?
That's right. It is repeating over and over again.
I see.
Recycle?
Yes, yes, yes.
But it is a good recycle.
And to make it easier to understand, I will say everything in this book.
Sometimes, even if you dig a small hole, you will come back again.
And if you come back again, you will be on earth again, right?
It is repeating over and over again.
This is a desk.
This is a beach house.
This is a house.
This is an azusa.
Like that, it is repeating over and over again.
This is a camera.
Like that, it is repeating over and over again.
I think it's good.
Amazing!
That's why she learned such a good thing.
From now on, she will tell us about the main culture of Buddhism.
I will give you an example of the culture of Buddhism for Kansai entertainers.
First of all, this is Hossoshu.
This has been introduced in Japan in the early stages.
There is a primitive teaching.
This is an example for entertainers.
This is Shofutei Nikakushou.
This is the best.
Even in Yoshimoto, if there is a big event, Nikakushou is the first to greet.
Next is Kegonshu.
Kegonshu has also been introduced in the early stages.
This has the word "strict" in it.
This is Yokoyama Yasu Shisshou.
I heard that it was pretty strict in the early stages.
This is also in the early stages.
There is a standard "ritsu" in it.
It has a serious image.
This is Nishikawa Kiyo Shisshou.
This is Yasu Kiyo.
There is also Kegonshu.
The flow of Kegonshu is intertwined.
This "bitkyoukei" is generated.
This is Yokoyama Taka Shisshou.
This is Yokoyama Hiro Shisshou.
Among the masters of Yokoyama Yasu Shisshou who are strict,
Taka Hiro Shisshou has endured it for a long time.
Among the masters of Yasu Shisshou,
Taka Hiro Shisshou doesn't feel like Yasu Shisshou at all.
"Bitkyou" has changed a lot.
It has developed a lot.
The image is different.
That's the image.
From there, "jodoshu" and "tengoku" come out.
gokuraku jodo
When you die, you want to go to that paradise.
Such ideas are generated a lot.
"jodoshu" is often combined with "tendaishu" and "bitkyoukei".
"jodoshu" is "shoukutei tsurubeshu" in the same area.
"tsurubeshu" is a very easy-to-understand term for the people.
"jodoshu" and "jodokei" were very easy to understand for the people.
If you say "hanyashinryo", you should say "zua" with 262 characters.
However, "namuamitabutsu" was enough.
"jodoshinshu" is "shouhei san" in "shoufukutei".
"shouhei san" is "shouhei san".
"shouhei san" is "shouhei san" because it is "odesse san".
"jishuuyuzunenbushu" is "sakai kuniotouru san" because it is "shouchiko nagare" like "jishuuyuzunenbushu".
Are you following me?
Not at all.
Does it mean you became more complicated?
No, I don't understand you at all.
But the next one is easy to understand.
I will give you a famous example.
nichirenshu
"nichirenshu" was quite charismatic.
He gave a speech to the ruler.
If you keep doing this, you will be attacked by foreigners and Japan will disappear.
He said good things to the ruler.
However, there was something called "genkou".
The Mongols have attacked Japan.
Thus "nichirenshu" became a charismatic presence.
However, "nichirenshu" is composed of "shouchiko nagare".
"nichirenshu" is composed of "moriwaki kenji" because it has a unique charisma.
It's unique.
The last one is "zenshu".
"zenshu" is composed of "nitchou" style teaching.
In addition, the three of them are currently active as Kazana Akels.
Is it bad?
We don't know about this either.
Nobuyoshi Nippon representative, Tobidase Anzo, Cobra.
Don't you know?
Is that a nickname?
This is a nickname.
Let's look at the picture.
Can you tell by looking at it?
Yes, you can tell by looking at it.
Kazana Akels.
Even if you look at it, you can't tell.
Nobuyoshi Nippon representative, Tobidase Anzo, Cobra.
If you compare me with someone you don't know, you'll end up like me.
I've never heard of someone more talented than Rinzai Shu.
Like Nobuyoshi, Japan's representative.
Maybe it's because you're older than me, so I won't say much.
You're the youngest in Shochiku, right?
I'm very young.
- You're very young? - I'm very young.
What did you say just now?
Tetsuo-ryu, how to enjoy a temple!
First of all, we'll talk about the Buddha statues in the temple.
Buddha statues have ranks, right?
- Buddha statues like this one? - Yes.
- Earlier you said "instinct", right? - Yes.
- It's a great desire. - Yes.
There are only a few "instincts".
There are no "instincts" at all in the Buddha statues.
There's only a little bit of "bodhisattva" left.
And there's a little bit of "instinct" left in the "king of temples".
And the last "instinct" left is the "temple".
You don't have many "instincts", but there's a slight difference.
Based on this, it's very meaningful for you to go to the temple and see the Buddha, but I want you to see this while thinking that you are influenced by evil spirits.
Then you will understand it very well.
If this state is already influenced...
That's right.
Based on this, you will understand that there is a difference in "instincts".
First of all, you don't have "instincts" at all.
This is the "temple".
This is the "temple" in the picture.
You don't have "instincts" at all, so even if you are influenced by evil spirits, you are not angry at all.
If you have "instincts", you will get angry.
You should have "instincts" of getting angry, but you don't have "instincts" at all, so you are not angry.
Even if you have your butt ripped off, you are not angry at all.
And there is one more "instinct".
I think you all have "instincts" of being fashionable, but you don't have "instincts" of being fashionable, so you don't even want to be fashionable.
You are just wearing clothes like this.
You are just wearing clothes like this, but you are not angry at all.
That's right.
If you wear jeans, you may be a little rebellious, but you are being ripped off with your butt.
But you are still angry.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
The next one is "bodhisattva".
Look at his face.
He is emotional, but he is not angry at all.
He is not angry at all.
He is just half-open and says, "Yeah, it's common".
"It's common".
But look at his fashion.
He is wearing something like a necklace, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
That's right.
He is wearing "accessories".
"Accessories".
This means that he still has "instincts" of being fashionable.
I see.
And there is one more "instinct" of being fashionable, and that is "king of disease".
As you are emotional, you start to get angry, don't you?
You are a little angry.
You are very angry.
You are saying in anger, "You should just die".
"You should just die".
Yes.
And you are still wearing accessories.
Yes.
You are wearing something like earrings.
Yes, I am wearing.
And you start to wear accessories again.
Yes.
And the next one is "king of disease".
It has "instincts" of being fashionable.
"King of disease".
He is furious.
Look at him.
He is hyper stylish.
He is hyper stylish, isn't he?
And you started wearing excessively stylish things, too.
As you can see from his hands, he has something like a house in his hands.
Something like a house?
He's showing off his house.
You're overreacting, but what about this house?
He's showing off his house.
He's angry and proud of it.
He's proud of it.
And this dot is stepping on something.
Look at his feet.
He's stepping on it.
This is called "gaki" or "jaki".
But this dot has been showing off to various Buddhas.
I still have the most instinct left,
so I'll beat you up like this.
That's why he beat him up like that.
If that's the case, when you go to a temple and look at Buddha statues,
you'll say, "He still has some instinct left."
He's confident.
Yes.
There are other places to pay attention to in a temple besides the main hall, right?
That's right.
I'd like you to pay attention to the tower, too.
The tower?
Yes.
For example, this five-story tower.
It's beautiful.
What is this tower?
Yes, yes, yes.
It has "bushari" in it.
"Bushari" is the bone of Buddha statues.
I see.
Bone.
You know how they say "shari" for sushi, right?
That's where "bushari" comes from.
It's Buddha statues' bone, so it's very beautiful.
It's called "shari" because it's such a beautiful meal.
That's where "bushari" comes from.
It's a building that houses "bushari".
In other words, it's Buddha's grave.
I see.
You can also pay attention to this.
The one above is called "sourin".
There's a slime-like thing on top of it.
It's called "houshi".
They put "bushari" in there, too.
I see.
Why did they do that?
Anyone know?
Emichi.
It's close to heaven.
I see.
Ichiban.
Rikitsu.
It's to watch over everyone.
I see.
The answer is pretty close, too.
Yes.
Konomi.
It's a person of a height that no one can reach.
I see.
Everyone is good at this quiz.
That's right.
The answer is good.
I see.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Don't let the ant get close.
Because it's high.
To a high place.
What will happen?
Yes.
There's something called "bushari" now.
The first one is "bushari".
It's Buddha's bone.
Yes.
Everyone was praying for it.
Thank you, Buddha.
You were praying for it.
By putting it in a high place...
Even if you can't get close...
Even if you're far away...
If you go out of your house...
You can pray for it.
I see.
There weren't many mansions in the past.
Yes.
So, even if you're 50 years old...
It was an overwhelmingly high building.
So, even if you live quite far away...
Even if you go out of your house...
You can pray for it.
I see.
It's for everyone.
That's right.
I see.
It's called "50-year-old tower".
"5" is famous.
There are also "30-year-old tower" and "70-year- old tower".
"70-year-old tower" and "90-year-old tower".
There is also such a tower.
There was "70-year-old tower" in Daibutsan.
"70-year-old tower" is not exist now.
"30-year-old tower" is also existing.
"30-year-old tower" is a lot.
Yes, it is.
"70-year-old tower" and "90-year-old tower" are gone.
But "30-year-old tower" is still existing.
Yes, I do.
And you know,
I have it in my family's neighborhood.
This is it.
Wow!
I have it all the time.
It's in Tanzania.
Do you know "Nakanoe-no-oji" and "Nakatomi-no- kamatari"?
I know.
It's from "Taika-no-kaishin".
They talked about it in "Taika-no-kaishin-yaroka- ayu".
Yes.
In a mountain.
It's here.
They talked about it in a mountain.
That's why it's called "Tanzan" or "Tanzan" shrine.
Let's move on.
This is it.
Pay attention to this temple of "Tetsuo-ryu".
I don't know where to go,
but please tell me.
Let me introduce you to the recommended temples of "Tetsuo-ryu".
First of all, it's "Muro-ji" in "Nara".
It's at the entrance of "Tetsuo-ryu".
This is "Odo" which has a great Buddha named "Yakushi- nyorai" in it.
This is "Yakushi-nyorai".
It doesn't look like "Tetsuo-ryu" at all.
No, it doesn't.
This is "Mina" in "Tetsuo-ryu".
This is "Mina" in "Tetsuo-ryu", but nobody eats it.
Some people eat it and fly away.
Oh, this one.
This one is different.
Oh, it's different?
Yes.
The world around "Yakushi-nyorai" is like a guard force.
I see.
This is called "Juni-shin-shou".
There are twelve of them.
They protect "Yakushi-nyorai".
"Kun-shi-to-ri-to-ri" has a name.
"Nei-ushi-to-ra-wu-ta-tsu-mi-u-ma-shi-ri-sa-ru-to- ri- in-u-hi-ki".
It has the name of twelve "shi" in "Yakushi- nyorai".
This is "Nei" in "Tetsuo-ryu".
Hey, don't eat it!
"Hey, don't eat it! Don't touch our "erai-san"!"
I see.
We are protecting you!
Hey, if you come here, we will beat you up!
They express like this.
Hey, tiger! Don't come here!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
"Inu" also express like this.
Their expressions are like "modern-style mench".
"Modern-style"?
That is Tetsuo-san's point of attention.
Yes, that's right. When I was in middle school, I was riding my bike home alone from school in the middle of the night.
Yes.
And when I was riding home, I heard a modified guitar sound from behind, and I thought, "Wow, I don't like it."
And then I put it next to me and said, "Hey, hey, hey, look over here." I'm a yankee.
Hey, look over here, you. Hey, you're going to get in trouble.
And because I was told that, I thought, "I don't like it even if I get kicked by a bike."
And when I saw it, it was the face of that dog.
What?
Okay, let's see it. Here's the face of the dog.
Ah, it's right.
It's like this.
It's a physical bench, for sure.
"Hey you, look at me!" "Hey!" I said and looked and this face appeared.
Scary!
Ah, really, it made me feel bad.
Angry, angry, angry, angry bench!
And the next recommended temple is...
Yes, next is Nara's Bukuryuji, right?
Yes.
Yes, I'll explain it while watching the video.
It's a calm temple in the mountains of Nara.
Here, ah, it's the main hall.
Next to the main hall, there's a fortune-teller, right?
Yes, fortune-teller.
Yes, fortune-teller, please look at the price.
It's 30 yen.
And it's an automatic vending machine.
If you put money in it, it will come out.
It's rare.
And, uh...
The staff is crazy.
I went inside the main hall and saw the inside of the fortune-teller.
By putting in 10 yen, the big thing in the middle rotates.
It rotates this much for 10 yen, this much for 20 yen, and this much for 30 yen, and it falls down like this.
You can see the mechanism of it?
That's right!
Moreover, the fortune-teller is only 30 yen.
It's cheap, though.
That's all.
Huh?
Is that all for this temple?
Oh, and you can drink matcha.
You can drink matcha.
Next is Nara's Asuka Temple.
There is a big main hall, but inside it is this Asuka Daibutsu called Shaka Nyorai Zou.
It's thin.
That's right. It's quite an early stage fortune- teller.
It looks like it was cold at the time, so the fortune- teller is putting it in hot water.
That's also a measurement of the maker's hand.
I recommend this place, but...
This is it.
It says "drink water" on the second floor.
So I was like, "Huh? Can you drink water from this pond?"
I was surprised. It says "drink water" on the edge of the pond.
It says "drink water" on the edge of the pond.
I was like, "Can you drink water from this green pond?"
If you look at it in detail, you can see it.
This is drinking water. There is a cup here and water here.
It was drinking water in the sense of "you can drink this together."
So this is definitely not drinking water.
It's confusing.
That's for taking pictures.
But at first glance, this sign is already on the edge.
Yes, this is immediately on the edge.
I think so in this picture, but I don't think so in the picture I took earlier.
No, no, you can't really see this tap here.
You can't see it?
You can't see it, so you only see a cup of drink water and a cup.
So you might think, "Is this really drinking water?"
But once you notice it here, you'll be relieved.
What are you talking about, Asuka?
You'll notice it.
Once you notice it here, you'll be relieved.
That's what I recommend about this temple.
Yes, that's what Asuka Temple is all about.
I want you to see this.
Next up is Fujii Temple in Osaka.
It has a beautiful roof like this.
But if you look closely, it says "ususamakaku".
It's an old-fashioned name.
What do you think this is?
"Ususamakaku"? What is it?
It's here.
"Ususamakaku Part 2".
"Ususamakaku Part 2" is here?
If that's the case, could it be effective?
Part 2's choice is...
"Toilet".
"Toilet", "toilet"
Yes, the correct answer is here!
Yes, this is a hand wash.
Yay!
That's right, it's a toilet.
This "Ususama Myo-oh" Buddha statue is enshrined here.
This "Ususama Myo-oh" Buddha statue is said to purify dirt.
I see.
Yes, that's why it's named like this.
When I first saw this, I laughed a lot.
I didn't know about "Ususama Myo-oh".
And this is a hand wash.
The official name of a hand wash is...
How cool you are!
"Ususamakaku"!
No, no, no. I just pee.
"Ususamakaku"!
That's how you say it.
Who do you think you are?!
Nagoya
Yes! I'm in Nagoya!
Yay!
Just me?
This time, each member will aim to improve their variety skills.
It's a solo location tour!
In a place far away from Kansai, where many people don't know about NMB,
they will tour a solo location.
I'm really nervous, but...
Well, it's my first solo location, so...
I'll do my best!
Today's mission is...
Enjoy Nagoya food and improve your reporting skills!
Today, Azusa will enjoy Nagoya food, which is very popular right now,
and improve their reporting skills.
However, they won't be eating real Nagoya food.
They'll be eating something a little different.
Our first stop is a cafe called "Mountain" in Showaku, Nagoya.
It's like a regular cafe, but what's coming up?
Something weird?
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's been a while! - How are you?
- I missed you! - Really?
The shop manager who's in a good mood brought us the most popular "sweet matcha okra soup" in the shop.
On top of the matcha-kneaded spaghetti, there's whipped cream and okra paste.
I'll smell it first.
Oh, it smells good!
It smells like regular matcha, and it looks good.
Azusa seems to like it.
First, she'll try only the matcha-kneaded spaghetti.
I'll eat it now!
It's good!
- How is it? - It's good!
- It's good!
- It's sweet, right? - It's really good!
- It's sweet, right?
It's not sweet or anything like that. It's really good!
Next, she'll eat it with whipped cream and okra.
- Is it good? - It's bad.
What a waste! I feel sorry for the matcha!
Why do you feel sorry for it?
You don't know what's good.
This spaghetti is like hell.
It's bad!
It's rude just because it's bad, so we'll report it.
Please come and eat it!
I think it's good, depending on the person.
A cafe with rare dishes.
There are also delicious dishes, so please come when you go to Nagoya!
Next, we came to a cafe called "Tsuzuki", which is about ten minutes' drive from Nagoya Station.
We would like a cafe au lait, but...
From now on, I will set up the cafe au lait.
Cafe au lait has arrived.
When I asked for cafe au lait, for some reason cafe au lait came.
From now on, I will pour cafe au lait.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's growing a lot.
Wow, it looks delicious.
The shop manager showed me how to drop cafe au lait from the ceiling.
It seems that it started because customers were happy,
but by dropping coffee and milk from a high place,
it mixes with the air and becomes a smooth mouthfeel.
It looks delicious.
It's delicious.
My mouth is watering.
It's peaceful.
It spreads out like this.
That's why we always say that coffee is alive for customers.
Wow, that's amazing.
Here, Azusa also tries to drop cafe au lait from the ceiling.
It's delicious.
It's alive.
It's delicious.
It's the best.
It spilled a lot, but is it delicious?
Yes, it's delicious.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Yes.
When I eat it myself, it tastes even more delicious.
The cafe continues.
If you order cafe au lait, the manager will drop it from the ceiling for you.
And finally, we came to a shop in Ichinomiya City, New York.
This is a tea-making specialty store with 249 kinds of tea only.
First of all, we'll have pickled tuna and white sesame tea with sea bream.
Fufufu...
The chazuke melts in your mouth and this dashi doesn't interfere with it at all.
This is a calculated kind of chazuke.
But of course, it's not just this.
It's strawberry chazuke.
This is not good. This is no good.
Strawberry chazuke, which is a popular menu, has been delivered.
First of all, take a bite of the curious sauce.
"Yes, that's the taste." "Delicious!"
"Cheese!" "Cheese is included."
The sauce you put on rice is a mixture of cheese and western-style soup stock based on milk.
Since it's chazuke, you put it on rice and eat it.
Very cute!
What is the taste of strawberry chazuke?
Hmm! Hmm?
But it's really delicious.
I thought rice and strawberries wouldn't go well together, but they go really well together.
Once again, report on strawberry chazuke, which was surprisingly delicious.
I think it's like Yamauchi-san.
"Well, the reason is..." "What do you mean?"
"Well, I can't say much about the appearance, but..." "Yes."
When I talked to you, you were kind and funny.
"It's not good to judge by appearance," I thought again.
What do you think, Yamauchi-san?
"No matter how much I look at you..." "I'm surprised, at first glance."
You had a really good face.
You had that modern-day face of Buddha.
You had a face like a dog.
Kashiko, who was excellent again this week, is not good at all.
Let me announce the punishment.
The reward is a punishment game.
Then I will announce it.
This week's Kashiko-san is...
Koko-chan!
Did you grow up well?
Thank you very much!
Then, this week's Bakako-san is...
I've decided!
"What?" "Isn't it Japanese?"
I'm trying to get Buddha-sama closer and closer to the erotic side.
If you don't say dirty jokes, I won't wake up.
What kind of person are you?
After the commercial, dirty jokes, as expected!
Please!
Here's the question.
What do you call things that stir up people's hearts, like anger, hatred, and doubts?
Instincts.
Here's the next question.
What is the name of the woman who saved Buddha- sama from falling?
Sujata.
Here's the last question.
In Osaka Fujii Temple, what do you call a toilet?
Ah, I did it earlier.
Four, three...
Isumara-tabi.
Staba.
Out of three, two are correct, but...
No!
Ow!
I forgot about Staba.
The words I said in front of Staba are banned from broadcasting.