AISubs v3.5
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" - (laughter)
The theme of this episode is "behind the scenes of professional baseball that even girls can enjoy".
- "Hey, you're a genius, aren't you?" - (laughter)
- "What do you do from 23 o'clock?" - "Triple strike." - (laughter)
- "Standing in the bathroom." - "No way!" - (laughter)
- "Getting new information about baseball" - (laughter)
- "And even people who don't know baseball can enjoy professional baseball for an hour!" - (laughter)
- "No way!" - (laughter)
- "Stand up!" - (laughter)
Today's special guest is Mr. Anchi Sato, who was a former baseball player.
He'll tell us about the inside story of baseball, which is why he's a teacher!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Anchi Sato! - Pantsu! Pantsu!
- Anchi Sato! - Pantsu!
- He's probably an elementary school student. - He's really young!
He's an A-type, 51 years old.
He has a Chinese wife and a 23-year-old daughter.
Let's give him a round of applause!
After class today, I'd like to go to a baseball stadium this year.
Also, Punch Body was a little interesting, so I'd like to make it a class like that.
You're amazing!
You're amazing, Tsumugi-san!
Oryx uniforms are usually worn up to about here.
Oryx people talk about it.
Okada-san was like that last time, too.
Paisato-san, you all know, right?
Huh?
We're old-fashioned people, but...
We know a lot about it!
Otomo-san and his mother, right?
That's right.
I met Punch-san today.
Huh?!
So Otomo-san's mother was like that, too.
We know a lot about it!
Now, about Punch Sato-san...
This is who he is.
He joined Oryx in 1989, first place in the draft.
Wow!
First place in the draft.
His peers are...
You know, Nomo-senshi...
Furuta-senshi...
Wow.
Sasaki-senshi...
Shinji-senshi...
You can't even focus on this part.
No way!
Are you serious?!
Do you know him?
I really don't know anything about him!
Huh?!
So I really think he's crazy.
Do you know Toruno Toho?
I don't know him.
Huh?!
But Shinji-san...
Yeah?
His teeth are really white.
How can you think like that?!
He's a really big star.
We're really happy about it!
There are other stars like Sasawa-san, Komiyama- san, and Shiozaki-san.
As expected!
And as a former fan service player, he's famous all over the country.
Let's take a look at his VTR.
This is it.
Oryx...
Sato...
Kazuhiro...
I'd like to talk to you about something, but...
I only have one heart.
I want to win the championship.
I'll do my best. I'll do anything.
I'll even hit the dead ball.
If you say you'll hit it, you'll hit it.
Today, we have 85,000 people here.
Thank you very much!
I like it here, so cut it and go.
I want to drink until I get drunk.
Wow, nostalgic!
At the time, it was rare for a professional baseball teacher to say such a thing.
I'm camping now, but I'm punching the pitcher. How is it going now?
That's right.
I'm going to pitch with the catcher upright for the first and second cools, and I'm going to make you sit down around the third cool.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Camping is four days and one day off, four days and one day off.
This is the rotation.
The first four days are the first cool, and the next four days are the second cool.
So, Mr. Shi, you want to practice pitching by making the catcher sit down from the 12th day, but you want to make him sit down because you drank and drank the pitcher, don't you?
If you were me, you'd know more about it.
When you're off, you use it like this in a hot spring bath, and you're getting softer.
This fingertip, which was a life line at the time, is also soft here.
In the first cool and the second cool, you make good beans with a catch ball, and then you want to come in from the third cool.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Oh, I see!
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
If you were someone who knew a little baseball, you wouldn't have hit anything.
That's what's coming in "Gourmet Report" now.
I see.
Certainly, Mr. Punch can't release a hot pot DVD.
What?
You don't know?
You don't know Mr. Punch's hot pot martial arts?
No, hot pot competition!
Hot pot competition!
It's above hot pot martial arts.
Look! He's laughing!
Do you know the difference between hot pot martial arts and Shogun?
No, I don't know!
I don't know!
Even if you allow martial arts, you don't allow Shogun!
No, really!
Eh, you're talking about baseball today!
Let's move on!
And along with that Ichiro, the topic is...
You all know Ichiro Zeizan, right?
Of course!
But Ichiro is...
Just looking at the catch ball and running...
He's an amazing athlete!
Everyone thought so.
Everyone in the league and in the baseball world.
But, Suzuki Ichiro...
His name...
It's like a bank or a sample of a Visa card.
That's right. It's like it's written on it.
Suzuki Ichiro...
At the time, the coach wanted to change his name from Suzuki to Ichiro.
Then people would say, "Ichiro? What's up with that?"
But...
Suzuki Ichiro, who didn't have any achievements yet...
People would say, "What's up with Coach Ichiro?"
There was a good guy.
Sanchi Ichiro.
At the time...
There were five players named Sato in the Olympics.
Yoshinori, Hidenobu, Hajime, Makoto, Kazuhiro...
During practice, Sato would say...
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
He said that as many times as you want.
I admit it!
At the time, the veteran, Yoshinori...
Said, "Does Sato want to be the only one?"
And when Sato said that and was considering a nickname...
Sato said "Punch Promised".
So Sato went with "Punch".
And reached for Ichiro with "Punch".
And well...
And he reached for Ichiro, but...
Suddenly, Ichiro hadn't really appeared yet at the time.
Punch! Punch! Punch!
Who is Ichiro?
I don't know!
And from there...
In April and May...
June, July, August, September...
Retirement.
Retirement?
I retired.
Coach, there are talents in the entertainment world.
Retire.
Coach, wait a minute.
Coach, you're saying that?
Newcomer Oriental Hotel has just changed its name.
Coach, if you have a talent, you can retire anytime, right?
Because you have a talent.
Because you have the talent of a talent.
Coach, you're stupid.
Retirement can't be a year early.
It can't be late.
Now!
D'oh!
It's like a robber's costume.
D'oh!
That's all you can say?
I mean, it's not about being strong or weak. It's about being perfect.
I'm sorry it hasn't been going well for a while.
Well, there's been a lot of things, but I'd like to proceed with the lecture from here.
What have you been doing all this time?
No, it's a moving racket. A moving racket.
It's a moving racket.
Hey, it's a stretch. A stretch.
It's just that the tip of my finger was hard.
It's a third hole. It's a third hole.
It's simple.
There are a lot of girls who are not interested in baseball right now, so I'd like to let Mr. Punch do as he pleases.
Let's learn the term "baseball."
Now, if there's something you don't know about the term "baseball," we'll go a little too far, so let's make it easier for Mr. Punch to understand.
Hit and run.
Hit and run. You know what I mean, don't you?
I've heard of it. Someone was doing it as a joke.
Ms. Torii Miyuki is doing it. Hit and run.
Oh, I know!
You know what it is?
You hit it and run.
Uh-oh!
That's pretty much it!
Oh, I made a mistake! It's so annoying, so it ends!
Ends?
You hit it...
That was a good one, though!
You hit it...
It ends and you run!
Oh, a frog!
Zoom out!
Why do we have to make her zoom out?
Can you run forever?
I can run until I get tired and get points as many times as I want.
Have you seen anything like that?
Like a 5th place?
Like Mario's star. Have you seen anything like that?
If you get a hit, you can only run one lane.
You can only run one lane?
You know, one lane, two lane, three lane, you know?
You can only run there.
That's a hit.
Is it difficult?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Then, Mr. Pan, please give us the correct answer.
Yes.
Hit and run are exactly the same.
When you run, you run, but you have to hit a batter.
You have to hit a batter.
Even if it's a ball, don't miss it.
Hit any ball.
Why do we do that?
Well, it's easy to understand, isn't it?
No one has hit it yet.
Catcher, catcher, catcher.
You were close, so do it quickly.
Do it quickly.
I don't know anything like this.
Stand like this.
And...
You look like a genius.
And...
Yes, you two.
Short and second.
It's exactly the same.
What?
Short and second.
If you run like this...
If the punch goes through, it comes to the second base.
Yes.
And there's space here.
Even if you hit it there...
It's just a strategy to get a hit.
It's a strategy to make this space bigger.
Do you understand?
If I don't run...
These two will stay here all the time.
If you hit it...
It's like "hoi, hoi".
Oh, the punch ran.
Make space.
It's one of them.
Yes!
It's one of them.
Yes!
That's it.
This is "hit and run".
Let's move on.
The next baseball word is...
"wild pitch".
I've heard of it.
You've heard of it, right?
"wild pitch".
How is it?
"Pitch" means...
I think it's the opposite of "pitcher".
The opposite of "pitcher"?
The opposite.
I think it's short version of "pitcher".
It's "wild", so it's "big"...
You have to do it like this...
Like how? Like how?
I don't know! I don't know!
You try it!
Hana-san you're the catcher, so I'll do "wild pitch".
Yeah, like this.
Is it a pitch?
You're the catcher.
From "big"...
From "soft ball"...
"Soft ball"!
She's a "twin dominion", "soft ball"
Mirki, you try it. Do "wild pitch".
It's not an action, but it's like a picture of a handsome man.
Oh, it's a wild picture.
It's not a wild picture.
What is it?
Do you know?
Nagi-san, let's do it now.
Kana-san, can you capture it again?
A wild picture.
Nagi-san, what do you think of a wild picture?
This is stupid!
What do you mean?
Wild picture is like a bad picture.
It's like throwing a bogey while threatening.
It's not like a sportsmanship picture at all.
A wild picture is different.
Is it difficult?
Is it a good thing?
It's not a good thing.
Then, Mirei.
Can I do it?
Sure, sure.
She seems to know what it is.
She just noticed it.
It's not a good thing.
While I'm not looking at it, I'll throw it this way.
It's a wild picture, but...
For what?
I should go this way, right?
This way? What do you mean?
I should go this way, right?
Is it a picture?
No, no, no.
It's fun!
She doesn't know how to look at it.
It's fun!
She's surprised.
Normally...
If this is where I should throw it...
Instead of throwing it here...
I should run like this...
Like "Where is it coming from?"
I should do it like this...
And throw it like this.
That was wild!
Have you ever seen it?
No, I haven't.
It's a wild picture, but...
Was it a little difficult for everyone?
Punch-sensei, please give us the correct answer!
I'll do the picture again.
I'll do the picture.
And...
I'll do the catch.
Please do the runner.
Runner!
If the runner steps on this, one point will go in.
"Wild picture" is like a term for when one point goes in.
So...
One point.
So this is "wild picture".
It's a little difficult.
If you catch it here, you won't get a point.
But if you go behind it because of the picture, you'll get a point.
That's "wild picture" because of the picture.
But it can't be helped.
When I buy a cell phone...
I don't know how to log in and log out...
Or Google it...
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I see.
It's the same thing!
So...
I say this all the time.
Say it like you're talking to your dad.
You might know it, but I don't know it.
I say it all the time.
Shall we move on?
But it's at that level.
Next, let's talk about professional baseball players' money.
I want to talk about it!
I'm interested in it.
I want to make money because I became a professional baseball player.
I want to talk about money in that area today.
Will it come out?
Don!
Wow!
The annual ranking of baseball in 2016.
Wow!
It's not a lottery!
It's amazing!
Do you know Kulda Toshu?
He played for "News".
By the way, if Kulda Toshu plays today...
I won!
If I win one game, I'll get 50 million yen.
It's calculated like that.
He won 10 games last year.
If you divide 600 million by 10...
I see.
Let me tell you more.
If you win one game and eliminate three batters, you'll get 3.53 million yen.
To make it easier to understand,
Kulda Toshu earns 2.3 million yen in one game.
Wait a minute!
2.3 million yen in one game.
This is definitely not something you can say on TV.
It's our monthly income!
2.3 million yen!
It's easier to understand, isn't it?
This is Nakamura.
He earns 11.08 million yen in one home run.
In one home run.
It's bad, isn't it?
Even though Kulda Toshu didn't hit, Nakamura...
The batter, Nakamura...
If you get in, you'll get 680,000 yen.
What?!
That's crazy!
Wait!
I want to get in too!
You want to get in too, right?
Even if you get in, you won't get anything, right?
If I were you, I'd work hard and study baseball and get in!
That's impossible!
If you get in, you won't get any money, right?
I won't get in!
We'll deduct it for you.
Why?!
Stop it! I thought you were weird!
Well...
I think you somehow understood the price.
It's a crazy price, right?
Even if you don't play, you won't get any money.
Everyone gets money when they appear on TV, right?
When you appear in a quiz show, you don't necessarily get money or prizes, right?
If you think of it like that, you'll understand.
For example, it depends on the team.
If it's Giants or Tigers, it might be expensive.
In the case of the Olympics, for example...
If you win today's match, you'll get 200,000 yen.
Apart from salary and such.
Just by winning a match...
If you win today's match, you'll get 50,000 yen out of 200,000 yen.
If you win a home run, you'll get 50,000 yen out of 200,000 yen.
If you win 100,000 yen, you'll get 10,000 yen.
If you win a match that has nothing to do with it, you'll get 5,000 yen.
Everyone gets money like this.
What?
Excuse me.
After a match is over, you'll get money like this?
The next day.
You'll get it the next day?
Yes, you'll get it.
So, even if you don't play...
If you win a match...
Ah, I didn't play today...
Even if you win...
Ah, I didn't play today.
I'm going to use my knife today!
You'll get 2,000 yen.
Who decides? The coach?
Whether it's the coach or the manager, it depends on the team.
It depends on the team.
Let's move on to the big ones.
You'll also get home runs.
There are 12 balls.
There are a lot of local balls, too.
By the way, let's go to the Tokyo Dome.
The Tokyo Dome, where the Giants host.
Look.
Do you know what this is for?
To win.
Right!
If you have a name like this here...
I got a de facto ball!
It'll show up, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
That's why companies...
I'm going to win 3 million yen a year, so I'm going to put it here.
That's why companies...
That's why coaches...
If it's here, it's like...
It's like...
It's different depending on the location.
There are places you can see it but you can't see it.
That's right.
Especially for Tokyo Dome,
this sign...
If you hit this sign,
you get a million yen!
Wow!
If you hit it at the Dome...
Do you get a lot of money?
Not really.
You don't?
Not really.
There was a sign with coach Nagashima's picture on it.
At the Dome.
If you hit it there, does coach Nagashima give you a million yen?
No, it's at the Dome.
It's at the Dome.
It's a personal sponsor, right?
Coach Nagashima's passion for baseball...
Don't hit it! Don't hit it!
Don't look at it with your wallet ready.
It's something you get from a sponsor.
Matsui "Godzilla" Matsui...
has hit it nine times.
Wow!
Nine million yen!
By the way, last year...
only Hirata and...
Tsugo of Yokohama...
have hit it twice.
The Dome is 100 meters wide...
and the sign in the center...
is about 150 meters wide.
Wow!
Can I ask you a personal question?
Sure.
If I had a lot of money...
would you personally put up a sign...
with my picture on it?
I would!
You would?
Because everyone wants it.
From a sponsor?
Yes.
I see.
Even in uniforms...
there are a lot of stickers.
Even helmets.
That's the same.
If it's here, how much?
Like that.
But you can do it!
There's nothing you can't do!
Of course, if you have money...
you can put it up here as a sponsor.
Yes.
Well, you can't do it, can you?
No, no.
Okay, let's go to the Yahuoku Dome.
Yes.
Softbank's Yahuoku Dome.
It's here, isn't it?
Yodobashi Camera.
This is not a sign...
but a Yodobashi Camera.
It disappears in an instant.
The next sponsor will come, right?
Yes.
Yodobashi Camera again.
This Yodobashi Camera...
when it's here...
if you hit it...
you can get 10 million yen worth of points.
Wow!
And!
Of course, players who hit it...
Wow! Formula ball!
fans will get it, too.
What?!
No way!
10 million yen worth of points?
That's amazing!
You can't do it!
Mao, you can't do it!
You can't do it!
I'm in trouble this month.
I'm in a lot of trouble.
Don't say it like that.
It's only when Yodobashi Camera is here.
It's amazing.
And...
You want to go to the lower seat, right?
You might chase it.
If you go to see it, you'd better do it like this, right?
And...
90 meters or 100 meters are home runs...
but...
you can only hit it 180 meters.
Wow!
You can't hit it!
Are there players who can hit it 180 meters?
No, there aren't.
It's amazing...
but professional baseball players don't just receive it.
From now on, let's learn about professional baseball players' expenses and conditions.
Professional baseball players don't just receive it.
Here it is.
Expenses are also amazing.
To put it simply...
a bat costs 20,000 yen per one.
A bat that professional baseball players use.
It's not just a wooden stick.
Depending on the player...
length...
thinness...
thickness...
and weight are different.
They make it with a special order.
Like meat, special kalbi, upper kalbi...
There are some places where you can't use it.
The best part of a round wood log is that it's used for good fighters.
The only thing you can't use it for is a fighter's meat.
And you can't use it in America.
Which part of the wood did you use for your fighters?
I think it's about kalbi.
That's a good point.
It's in a pyramid shape.
The top of the triangle is where you can get tools and money.
You can get zone B for free.
And you have to buy zone C yourself.
You can use two bats for 100 pounds a year.
That's 2 million yen.
That much?
A glove can be sold for 70,000, 80,000 or 100,000 yen.
You have to buy it yourself.
Which part of the wood did you use for your fighters?
I used zone B.
For free?
Yes, for free.
It's a funny story.
When you're in the first team, you don't have a bat.
You can use it right away.
But when you're in the second team, you don't have a bat.
Isn't that weird?
That's why you don't use it anymore.
That's funny.
It's true.
But you still use it.
That's right.
That's why you don't use it anymore.
As I said earlier,
zone C's bat is different from zone D's bat.
It's different.
If a zone B fighter asks you for a zone C bat, what will you do?
I'll give it to my seniors.
I'll give it to them.
I'll use it in a match.
When I was practicing, I used a weird bat.
And when I played a match, I got it from Mr. Marumaru.
I feel like I can hit this.
Can you actually hit it with such a bat?
On the contrary, I don't know when I hit a home run.
When I hit a bote-bote ball, if it's a good bat, it goes like "kakakaka"!
But when it's a beginner's ball, it goes like "bobobo".
I see.
It's the same with everyone's clothes.
There are brands' skirts that are light and fluffy.
Rena-pyo's material is a little different, isn't it?
No, what do you mean?
No, no, what do you mean?
Is it the same?
It's the same. I'm wearing the same thing as everyone else.
It's the same, isn't it?
It's a little fluffy, but...
It's a little fluffy today...
I took it off, but you said it was fluffy earlier.
I only make it in the newspaper.
It's properly clothed.
No one digs it at all!
It's that kind of position!
It's only sad!
It's minus satay.
Pay attention to a professional baseball player's day!
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Fanji, from now on...
I think idols and fans are curious about what kind of day they spend,
so I'm curious about a professional baseball player's day.
Yes.
Here you go.
I usually go to bed by noon.
Eleven o'clock!
The reason is that the game is at six o'clock,
but it seems that human beings move the most after six hours of waking up.
In other words, it's about eleven o'clock.
And I practice and play a game.
And the game ends at nine and a half.
Then I take the bus back to the hotel and take a shower.
Here's the problem.
What do you do from twenty-three o'clock?
Looking at this alone, it looks like a loose day,
but what do you think professional baseball players are doing here?
Do you know?
Airi!
Watching movies!
I guess you're addicted to it, right?
Mirurun!
I read adult books.
What are you reading adult books about?
Huh?
I'm sure some of you are reading adult books.
Nagisa!
Reflection session!
Wow, today's game...
Ansa!
Drinking beer together!
Do you drink beer every night?
Is it only when you're friends?
Because you don't sleep together.
Mirurun!
My teeth are black and white.
Who is that about?
Is it about Shinjo?
Yes!
It's different.
Moka!
We're having a party together.
A party?
A grand party.
It's like, "Good job! Good job today! You did a good job!"
It's like a party.
I see.
It's a custom.
A custom.
Miruki!
Going to a cabaret club.
You have that image, don't you?
Baseball players have that image.
Everyone has their own good image.
Putting it all together...
Yes.
Antan!
In a beautiful way...
Free time!
Yes!
Free time!
Yes!
Free time!
Yes!
The game is over, so it's free time.
Let's squeeze in a little more and have some free time!
Is it something any player is allowed to do?
Um...
Um... I think you should do it.
Oh! Three shots!
No, you should do it.
When I wear a helmet or something like that,
if it stretches a little too much,
it gets wrinkled and I have to wear it in front of me.
You should do it from 11 o'clock to 14 o'clock.
I don't know.
You shouldn't have your hair up from 23 o'clock.
I don't know.
I want you to do it, but it may be difficult because you are a girl.
The correct answer is "don".
It's a meal with people who support you.
So, everyone is correct.
What does it mean?
For example, if you go to Hokkaido, you can eat Jinniskan with people who support you in Hokkaido.
If you go to Fukuoka, you can eat motsunabe.
If you go to Nagoya, you can eat Yamachan from all over the world.
It's a meal with people who support you.
The only difference is that you are not a fan.
You are not a fan, you are a president.
You are not a president, you are a president.
It's like that.
If you eat with people like that, you can learn a lot of things you can't learn in baseball.
You can eat French food like this.
You can eat sushi like this.
You can go to a club and drink like this.
You can learn a lot of things.
There are people who have been playing baseball since they were 18 years old.
If you have a chance, you can learn from people like that, especially men.
Idols can learn that.
You can learn about society.
You can make a joke.
If you go to a bar with people like that, you can learn a lot of things you can't learn in baseball.
Is there a rule that you can't go to a club like that?
You can't go to a club with suspicious people.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The key point is...
Coach, it's 1 and a half already.
Coach is saying it.
He's definitely the coach, isn't he?
Well, we have a game tomorrow, so...
Oh, that's right, Punch.
Oh, it's already this time.
Then do your best.
Do your best!
If you say that, it's fine, but...
Wake up!
Wake up?
It's 1 and a half already!
If you say that, you'd better not say it.
This is a lesson for adults.
Rather than baseball.
You know, I value meals with people who support me.
You do, but...
What is it?
You value it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
The person I value the most is...
The president of Apollo Building.
Above all else.
You eat after the game, don't you?
It's 11 o'clock in the evening, but...
For the general public...
It's 5, 6, 7 o'clock.
So...
If I eat yakiniku with you at 11 o'clock...
"Punch" and "Marumaru-chan" of "NMB"...
And "Yakiniku Date" in the middle of the night...
You'll do something like this, but...
In fact...
It's 6 or 7 o'clock, isn't it?
If you say it by feeling...
It's a little late.
It's a little late for 4 or 5 hours.
So...
I can't really trust "Yakiniku Date" in the middle of the night.
But I...
If this is...
If this is "Ramen" at 2 o'clock, it's suspicious.
What do you mean?
I can't say it now.
I can't say it now...
"Yakiniku" at 11 o'clock is good, but "Ramen" at 2 o'clock is...
"Ramen" at 2 o'clock is suspicious.
It's my personal...
If you're curious about it later...
Please listen to it carefully.
"Punch" is talking about...
"Break-in" Mei's back side!
"Punch" is talking about...
Lastly, Mei's favorite player!
Among them, we will introduce Mei's favorite player!
That is...
I don't know if you know this person, Fukumoto- san, but...
He is a senior of Flix's baseball team.
What are you laughing about?
He is a great player!
What's up, Hanzo-san?
I'm wearing a hat too much!
In the past...
Punch perm...
Gold watch...
Gold bracelet...
And...
I don't even wear a hat!
This is...
In the past, baseball players mostly had punch perms.
I think that is surprising.
I don't know if you know this person, but...
He is the best pitcher in the world, Fukumoto Yutaka-san!
"Tsusan Andasu" is the 5th in history!
"Tsusan Andasu" is the 1st in history!
He was almost a pitcher in Louisville!
That's right!
There is a famous quote of Fukumoto-san!
There is a game in which the Tigers won 1-0 and said goodbye.
I forgot where I heard it on TV, but...
There are only 15 seconds left!
Fukumoto-san!
Time is up!
There are only a few seconds left, but...
What do you think of today's game?
There are only 10 seconds left!
9 seconds!
8 seconds!
7 seconds!
It's like 'somehow'!
It's like...
What did you say?
Looking at the scoreboard!
The commentator wanted you to say it at the end!
Black beans!
That's close!
You almost got it!
Lobster!
Rice!
The rice is too small!
What is it?
Kibi-dango!
What is it?
Mochi!
It's a big fish!
One more!
One, two...
Takoyaki!
That's right!
You said it at the end when you wanted me to say it!
Time is up!
Fukumoto-san!
What do you think of today's game?
It's like...
Takoyaki and Tsumayoji!
Oh! Oh! Well then, excuse me!
And with that, the show is over.
It's funny.
It's a famous saying, isn't it?
And there's more. Here it is.
Yes, the National Nutrition Award will be withdrawn for "something" reasons.
It's a National Nutrition Award, but it's a very prestigious award.
It was decided to receive it for some reason.
A lot of media will come, and I don't want to match that schedule, so I rejected it.
I see.
You don't want to be too busy, right?
How about you?
I don't want it because there are a lot of symptoms in the house.
Oh, I see.
A little different?
Konomi!
I can't do it because it's embarrassing if I'm made a statue or something.
Oh, I see.
It's different, isn't it?
It's a little more like, "Huh? Is that the reason?"
But it's a reason that can't be helped.
Nagisa!
It's because I'm not Japanese.
She's Japanese.
Yes, she's Japanese.
That's right, it's not common.
Konomi!
It's different, it's different, it's different.
I don't like it when I can't spend my time calmly like an idiot.
It's close!
Good, good!
Smash it more and go like an old man.
So, it's a hint, it's a hint!
When everyone said, "I'll give you one," you said, "No, I'm fine with this."
You said, "I'm fine with it because I can't do it anymore."
Is it like that for everyone?
It's not for everyone.
I know!
How about it for everyone?
Go ahead.
"Rochu"?
But, you know, it's something like that.
It's close!
I know!
"Tachitoire"!
No!
Correct!
"Tachitoire" is because you can't stand up straight.
That's amazing.
That's a stylish way of saying it.
"Tachitoire".
That's right.
It's not limited to idols who stand up straight.
"Tachitoire".
What are you doing?
"Tachitoire".
Yes!
We've done it!
Yay!
Today's mission is...
Yes! Create an anime and acquire creativity!
Yay! We've done it!
Today's mission is... Create an anime and acquire creativity!
I like anime. Do you like it?
I like anime a lot.
I like it a lot.
I've been watching it a lot.
I watch it every day.
We've been drinking together for five years.
Today's mission is...
Learn about anime, manga, and voice actors in Osaka Prefecture, Suita City.
Osaka Animation College Special School.
Today's mission is... Create an anime and acquire creativity!
From story composition, illustrations, and voice acting...
They'll do it all by themselves!
What kind of anime will they make first?
From story composition...
When you actually make an anime...
You have to be aware of weather and weather forecasting.
It's the same thing as 4-chromatic weather forecasting.
Be aware of weather and weather forecasting...
And give it a try!
First of all, weather and weather forecasting...
That's right!
First of all, you have to wake up something.
That's right!
To decide the story of the anime we'll make today...
First of all, the three of you will make your own 4-chromatic manga.
First of all, Sarah Ran's 4-chromatic manga.
Title...
"Sochikai" (means "over there" in Japanese)
It's a 4-chromatic manga, right?
It's said it's going to rain today.
That's right.
If it's going to rain, I won't take an umbrella with me.
That's right.
What is this?
What is it?
Rain is over there!
That's good.
It's the easiest manga.
Children will love it.
It's definitely for children.
Next up is Nao's 4-chromatic manga.
Title is...
"Robot" and "Girl".
That's deep.
I'm a robot.
I'm a robot, so I don't have many emotions.
I spend my days normally.
I met such a robot, a girl.
We take a nap together, drink tea together...
When we fight...
We spend a lot of fun days together.
Our expressions change.
One day...
The girl was actually sick.
There's only one night left.
The girl collapsed.
The robot cried a lot.
And...
As soon as the girl felt those tears...
The girl woke up and got better.
She lived happily ever after with the robot.
That's amazing.
It's really a story.
Last up is Airi's 4-chromatic manga.
Title is...
"Mystery".
That's deep.
That's amazing.
Bang!
Today, I have sad news for you all.
I'm tearing up.
Today, Tanigawa's brothers were stolen.
Are you serious? Are you sure?
You didn't notice?
While everyone is saying "I feel sorry for them",
One person said "Are you serious?"
A lighthearted person said "The culprit is among us".
I'm going to scream like that.
The culprit is you!
Damn, you found out!
Could it be Gura-chan?
Where did your glasses go?
Why did you steal the culprit's glasses?
You know, Yamauchi-san...
Yamauchi, it's me!
Yamauchi-san should have said it at the end.
The fact that he brought it in the second shot...
And, even though we're going to cut the story from here...
But, isn't it okay to mix it up?
Mix it up?
What I thought of was...
This rabbit...
Can be this girl's friend...
And Yamauchi-san...
Can play a bad role...
A bad role, you say?
If you can play a role like that...
I think it'll be an accent.
Sounds like fun!
Ah, and this girl's bra is stolen, Rin-chan.
It's like you stole her bra, Rin-chan!
And with that...
After that, by mixing up the three people's works...
And making up the story...
The story for today's anime is complete!
Next up is drawing illustrations!
This time, they'll use their computers to draw illustrations!
To get them used to drawing on their computers, they'll first practice!
They'll be drawing Captain Sayaka!
First up is Mao-kun's Sayaka, who draws illustrations on her computer from day to day!
You're good!
It's really hard!
It's really hard for me to draw in an animation style, so I'll practice!
You're good!
Her face is well-balanced...
It's amazing! It's 100 out of 100!
Wow, thank you!
In terms of animation...
Yes!
Next up is Sayaka, drawn by Sararan!
You drew it!
Why? You can't see it?
It's peeking out of your face.
The last one is Sayaka, drawn by Pairi!
Sayaka is the center of MMB.
So I drew her face first in red.
Sayaka's hair is always black.
She looked like she wanted her hair to be brown.
So I drew it in brown first.
Next week, she'll make an anime.
Will she be able to complete an anime?
- Airi. - Yes?
- What? - Airi.
- Why? - She's the center of MMB.
- I have to make her stand out. - Yeah.
It looks like you're making her stand out, but you're making fun of her.
Sayaka, you're becoming a sportswoman.
This week, we'll announce the winner of "Sayaka isn't good at all,"
and we'll give her a prize or a penalty game.
Let me announce it!
This week's winner is...
Nagisa!
She got the last "touch toilet" right.
We'll give her that award.
And this week's winner is...
- Mirurun! - Let's go!
Pro baseball players don't read erotic books at night, do they?
No...
You don't have to read it.
She's erotic.
After the commercial, please laugh and forgive us, Mirurun!
Not only today, but when you're asked "what do you see when you say something a little erotic to yourself",
don't say "hehehe", okay?
I can't answer anything.
Except for "hehehe", okay?
Yes, yes.
Here we go! Here's the question.
What did Fukumoto Yutaka, the world's best swordsman, say when he looked at the scoreboard with zeros lined up?
Takoyaki!
Here's the next question.
What did Punch Sato say was important when he ate with whom?
Um...
The president!
Here's the last question.
Please explain the baseball term you learned today, "wild pitch".
Wild pitch...
Um...
It's...
It's a big swing...
It's big...
Out of three questions...
The second one is correct!
No!
It hurts! It hurts more than my head!
Because you hit the ball behind you?
Also, I wanted to say this...
You have an Instagram account, right?
Yes, I do.
I've clicked "like" hundreds of times, right?
Please click "like" for me at least once!
Well, I don't think it's "like"...
You're mean!