AISubs v3.5
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Bow.
So, this time it's a 90-minute extension of spring!
Alright, let's do it!
Are you excited?
Yeah!
Thank you very much!
Let's do our best!
Let's do it!
Huh? What is it?
What is it?
Huh?
If you look at it...
What is it?
Everyone, see you later!
Sorry for all the ugly footage!
Today we have a special service for you!
Purururu!
Hey!
Purururu!
Clear skin...
Esketsu...
Mei-chan?
Hey, what are you saying?!
Alright, let's do it properly!
For real!
You can't do it like this!
That's right!
You can't do it like this!
What are you doing?!
Someone pull me up!
Hey, everyone's getting carried away, Yuria!
For real...
For now, make a loud noise!
Make a loud noise!
This time, NMB and Manabu have invaded the female entertainers' army!
Spring's 90-minute Special!
New Answers! Explosive Vocabulary Test!
Who is the number one idiot?!
World's Strangest Development!
Also, idols and female entertainers will have a serious laughing battle!
Also, on the week's penalty game "Skydiving,"
an unexpected development will...
And our special teacher for today is Nobutaka Tsubota-sensei!
From his first year of college, he successfully graduated from Keio University and wrote a love letter to a best-seller.
In addition, his movie was a huge hit and he's a charismatic teacher!
His books and movies are all sold out, and sensei is everywhere.
Sensei, you're making a lot of money, aren't you?
Well, people say that I have a lot of money in me...
Of course you do!
But in reality, I only receive money from publishers for rice and miso.
What?!
That's a heavy lie!
Where did you get that money?!
Even if the old men and women of the committee laugh, we won't laugh!
It's been decided that Haruman-sensei will be the best student!
You've all had a language test before, haven't you?
Yes!
I'd like to decide who will be the best student!
In addition, while watching Sensei Tsubota- sensei's lecture on language test,
I'd like you to share your tips and tips for improving your language skills!
Sensei, thank you in advance!
Thank you in advance!
We've seen a lot of things, but they were all amazing answers!
Were they amazing?
Sensei, you may be surprised, but we've seen a lot of crazy answers, so we'd like to introduce them!
First of all, this is the question about national language!
It's level 4!
It's level 5 in school!
"Complete the time requirement" "My throat is burning" Everyone knows this one, right?
Everyone knows!
Everyone knows it's correct, so it's obvious.
First, let's look at Akarin's answer!
Akarin's answer is...
My throat is burning
This is correct!
It's obvious!
You can't hide it or anything!
It's obvious!
You're good! You're good at hiding it!
Amazing!
What's wrong?
Wada-san doesn't look any better!
It's the same thing!
Wada-san looks smaller,
and since you're sitting behind the steak,
you look like a grilled steak!
You look like a grilled steak!
It's the first time someone said that!
Akarin was correct, but there were people who wrote various answers.
Now, let's look at Azi-san's answer!
Let's look at Azi-san's answer!
It's this one!
Head
What is this answer, Azi-san?
I thought "head" coming out of my throat sounded dirty...
But your "head" was beautiful,
was your "head" beautiful,
was your actual answer.
What are you saying?
I'm always thinking of things that say "head"
You're always thinking of "head"
I'm always saying "head"
Head
You're always saying things you're offended about!
Head
I'm always thinking of "head"
Now, let's look at Mirurun's answer!
Head
It's true!
Wow! It's true!
It came out of my throat!
"Head" came out of your throat?
No, people who have a bad breath usually say "head"
People who have a bad breath usually say "head"
Sensei, what do you think of this answer?
I think it's filled with a lot of stress!
"Head" coming out of your throat...
It's a middle school level national language!
Who wrote "the dancing boy of the forest", "the country of snow" and so on?
It's easy to answer, isn't it?
Let's look at Seiko's answer!
Seiko's answer is...
Kawabata Yasunari!
Wow, your handwriting is beautiful!
This is easy!
It's easy! It's a common sense problem!
Your handwriting is beautiful, too!
The beauty of your handwriting is important, too!
I see!
Your handwriting is important!
You've lost weight, haven't you?
You're wrong! You're over 25 years old and you've lost weight!
Don't say that!
You're losing weight!
You can't eat fried food at all!
Don't say that!
Seiko-san, you said "your handwriting is beautiful", didn't you?
What do you mean?
Your handwriting is beautiful!
That's what it means!
There are many other answers, too!
Let's look at Saemi's answer!
Saemi's answer is...
Matsuo Bannai!
No, it's not!
I thought it was Matsuo Bassho for a moment.
But I thought Bassho-san was a haiku singer.
Then it's Bannai-san!
No, it's not!
It's Karen and Karen!
You're wrong!
Konomi-san's answer is...
Sada Masashi!
He was pulled by a snow cloud!
I had an image of him singing!
Sada Masashi-san's answer is...
It only came out of his country!
And Haru-san's answer is...
Hari-san's answer is...
Who is it?!
What does it mean?!
It's a world-famous phrase...
"kama-tari"?
Yes, that's right!
I was pulled by it and had an image of a crab ball!
You're good at making crab balls!
No, I'm not!
It's amazing!
It's like a lump of rice cake!
Isn't it a kind reason?
National language!
4th grade in elementary school!
It's easy, isn't it?
Let's see Lilipon's answer!
Lilipon's answer is...
"Lollipop" + "carnivore" = "demon" + "kama-tari"
But you're correct!
Lilipon, you know what it is!
My fans call me "carnivore"
When I took it off, I cried a lot and was disappointed!
You took it off?!
You took it off at a handshake party?!
You know what it is, right?!
Why did you take it off at a handshake party?!
It's sad!
You took it off and were disappointed!
It's like a shooting!
But you're correct in using it, aren't you?
Yes, you're right about both of them!
I think this one will be a 21st century saying!
Even if you can't do it, even if you can do it, praise yourself and stretch it out!
This eroticism!
What an amazing teacher!
And now for Airi.
Airi is this side.
If you combine the two of you, you're like a demon!
No, you're number one in Japan!
What?! Why me?!
You're not good at passing tests, are you?
Tests...
You know, if you get a big remark like "are you?" in a test or something like that, you're definitely going to get a penalty!
You're right!
That's harsh...
And now, Wada-san!
Me?!
Wada-san is this side!
Everyone knows you're kind,
but you'd better keep this so you won't be looked down upon!
Like a demon and a gold digger!
What does this saying mean?
I really didn't understand it!
You didn't understand it at all?!
Yeah, I didn't understand it at all!
For now, I thought I'd get something if I wrote it for a long time!
It's crazy, isn't it?
But I think it's an example of human kindness.
Huh? No, it's kind of creepy!
Accept it! You're giving me a lot of horror!
Now, let's move on! Next is English!
Level 3 English!
What does "cash" mean in a cash card used in a bank?
This is easy!
Lilipon's answer is...
cash!
That's correct, but...
It's money, right? That's correct.
Lilipon's answer is...
First of all, this is Nagisa's answer.
Nagisa's answer is...
a card that you can slide and pay with.
That's what "cash" means.
Cash card...
Ah, yes!
You slide and pay with it.
So you think "cash" means a card that you can slide and pay with, right?
Yes! Thank you!
Now, let's see Wada's answer!
Wada's answer is...
a tissue-like size.
What is this?
It's scary, but...
It looks like a tissue!
And it's a pocket...
It's a pocket tissue!
And even if you hide the card, if you put it in the tissue, it won't be found out, right?
What are you talking about?!
Let's remember the meaning of "cash" even when you go abroad!
In English-speaking countries, when you go shopping, people say "cash" or "charge".
"Cash" or "charge"...
"Cash" means "can you pay with cash?"
"Charge" means "to pay with cash".
But "charge" actually means "can you pay with credit card?"
So it's better not to get it wrong.
By the way, my friend was asked about "cash" or "charge" a lot.
And he kept saying "no money", and he was hated by Americans.
English-speaking countries, "it's no use crying over spilt milk".
Let's see Rika's answer.
"fukusuibon ni kaerazu".
Correct!
This is difficult!
Did you know about it? Did you read it?
Yes, I read it.
Oh, from this English translation?
Yes.
Didn't you cheat?
No, I didn't!
That's suspicious!
How can you not know about it?!
If you didn't search for it, you wouldn't know about it!
But Rika did know about it, right?
Yes, I did know about it.
If you search for it and write it in kanji, you'll definitely get caught cheating, so I wrote it in hiragana.
That's scary!
No, it's not like that!
I think Rika is a little like a "yankee".
I think it's a mistake for you to put it next to it.
I can cut it anytime!
Don't cut it!
For now, dye your hair black and come back.
Shut up!
You too, dye it black!
Oh no, they're fighting!
"It is no use _____ing" means "it's useless no matter what you do".
"Cry over" means "nageku".
"Spilt" means "kobosu" and "milk" means "gyuunyuu".
For example, "it's useless to look at spilled milk and lament about it", so it doesn't go back to "fukusuibon".
Let's look at other answers.
Uka
"Uka"!
Let's look at "uka"'s answer.
You only use the milk below when you're sad.
"When you're sad"!
Can you explain this a little?
"Over" is "below", "milk" is "milk", and "kanashinderu" is "crying".
What was it again? I don't know anymore!
First of all, "over" is "below" and "kanashinderu" is "crying".
"Uka" is "uka"!
Next up is "mirurun".
"Mirurun"'s answer is...
Clean up the spilled milk!
"Use" is "use" and "clean" is "beautiful"
I thought "drying" is "cleaning"
That's why
"That's why" is also wrong.
Let's see Wada's answer.
Eye drops from the second floor.
Please don't say "proverb" at once.
It said "milk" and I thought it was "moisture"
I thought "moisture" and "proverb" had something to do with it.
I'm scared of "Lee" on "Kusley"
"Kusuri" is "Kusuri"
That's at the level of a third year junior high school student.
"You're at the level of a third-year junior high school student." "I can't help eating curry."
Let's see Keichi's answer.
I don't need help eating curry.
It's incorrect.
At first glance you might think like this, but let's look at Yuuri's answer.
Yuuri's answer is...
I can't live without eating curry.
Correct!
Amazing, Yuuri!
Yuuri, why are you surprised?
When I showed this answer to the members, they said "Are you stupid?"
Oh, really?
Yes.
You guys said "Are you stupid?"
We did it!
This is quite difficult.
Difficult problem.
"Can't help ____ing" means "I can't live without ____ing."
There is a famous song of Elvis Presley called "Can't Help Falling In Love With You."
The title of the song is "I can't live without falling in love with you."
I see.
Now, let's look at Amakou Inter's answer.
Here it is.
I can't eat cucumber, so please help me.
The "curry" part looked like "cucumber".
Cucumber, you are not allowed to eat it.
And next to Kiita Haru, she said "if you say so".
She is a "yankee".
She is a "yankee" and she says "cucumber".
Please put them side by side.
Well, this is Haru's answer.
Let's see Haru's answer.
"Help me from the "curry" that keeps talking to me."
What is this?
What is this, Haru?
I thought it was "curry" and not "curry".
It's the same level as "cucumber".
Are you a teenager?
Yes, Rikan's junior high school third grade level.
Protein is broken down and absorbed after it becomes amino acid,
but starch is broken down and absorbed after it becomes something.
Yes, let's see Milky's answer for this question.
Milky's answer is this.
Grapes and...
Yes!
Correct!
Wonderful!
Well, let's see other people's answers.
First of all, let's see Mily's answer.
Mily's answer is this.
Potato starch.
When it's broken down, it becomes potato starch.
It's very thick, though.
Well, and next is Nagisa's answer.
Nagisa's answer is this.
Adrenaline.
It's completely different!
What does it mean?
I thought it might be a difficult word,
and the most difficult word for me is "adrenaline."
It's tough, isn't it?
In order to eat telephones...
It's overwhelming, isn't it?
It's tough, isn't it?
And next is the genius, Airi's answer.
Airi's answer is this.
Stap cells.
Wow!
I didn't think Airi would find it.
Well, let's move on to grapes.
This itself is good for studying, isn't it?
That's right. When studying, it's very good to take grapes.
Grapes are said to be very useful for studying.
I recommended this to Sayaka-chan, who is a vegan, and I eat it almost every day.
About 20% of human energy is used by the brain, right?
And the energy used by the brain is basically grapes.
For example, carbohydrates are also very good,
but carbohydrates take a lot of time to digest,
but if you eat something like grapes directly, you can breathe more and more.
So it's very concentrating, so please try taking grapes.
Rather than taking chocolate or sweets, it's better to take the grapes themselves, right?
That's right, that's better.
Wouldn't it be a little helpful?
Can I ask you another question?
Kurosawa-san, your blood sugar goes down a lot.
Is it better to take grapes?
Maybe you should go to the hospital.
I'm not a doctor.
What kind of battle was the battle of Sekigahara at the level of a sixth grader in social elementary school?
This is also a common problem.
Let's look at Sayaka's answer. Sayaka's answer is...
The battle between Tokugawa Ieyasu and Ishida Mitsunari, who opposed each other after Hideyoshi's death, fought for the country.
Wonderful.
Now, Sensei, this is...
No, this way of writing itself is based on the flow properly, so it's wonderful.
Wonderful.
There were other answers as well, but if they were written in 1600s, Western or Eastern, that would be the correct answer.
I see.
Sayaka-chan, you like it so much, that you only wrote the first name and wrote "no" and then wrote "second name" on top of it.
It's that hot?
Yes.
In her heart, she's calling out Ieyasu and Mitsunari.
Let's look at the other people's answers as well.
First up is Shuu's answer. Shuu's answer is...
Fierce battle.
Simple.
That was fierce, Shuu.
I thought it was "amazing battle."
You thought it was "amazing battle"?
I thought it was correct.
I see. Let's look at Saipi's answer. This is...
Amazing battle.
It's usually like that.
You thought it was "amazing battle."
Yes, I did.
Shuu, what did you think it was?
Fierce battle.
Nagisa's answer is...
Very fierce battle.
It's not "banzai!"
This is correct, right?
It's not "amazing battle."
It's correct in terms of comedy.
There are other answers as well.
Let's look at Yuuri's answer.
Thin shadow battle.
Why?
It's about magic, right?
I don't have many impressions of it.
It's a lie!
You thought it was "thin shadow battle"?
Yes, I thought it was "thin shadow battle."
I thought it was "thin shadow battle."
Yes, praise level.
Who is the next person?
Let's look at Yuuri's answer.
This is...
Columbus!
It's correct!
I didn't know.
Yuuri, what do you think?
Carmus!
Columbus!
It's correct! "Columbus!"
My face is also "thin."
Keiichi, let's go.
Keiichi's answer is...
Paul!
Who?
Who is it?
He came in first place recently.
"Paul"?
I thought it was "columbus."
And...
Awako and Inter's answer is...
Mccartney.
They miraculously collaborated.
I feel bad.
Let's do it later.
It's not "thin."
"Society," "Elementary school," "Fourth grade level,"
"Gini-gini-fuyon-ken" are all correct!
"Fuyu" is easy.
Let's take a look at Gioniaco's answer.
"Osaka Prefecture," "Kyoto Prefecture," "Hyogo Prefecture," "Nara Prefecture," "Shiga Prefecture," "Wakayama Prefecture"!
Correct!
It's all common sense, right?
Right! How far do you think we've gone?
When I looked at the answers,
"Nara" and "Wakayama" came out.
Many of you chose "Mie Prefecture" instead of "Wakayama Prefecture."
It's not possible for me not to use "Nara."
You're from Nara, right?
Even though you're not from Kansai, Oniakko-san can answer it!
Can you do it?
Mirurun, answer it!
Mirurun, read it out loud.
Scary!
Mirurun, read out four of them.
Osaka, Hyogo, Shiga, Kyoto.
You can read it!
Isn't there something strange, Miruru? Read it one more time.
Osaka...
Oh, this one?
Something's wrong, isn't it?
Kohyo?
What's this? But it's Hyogo.
Hyogo was Hyogo, right? It's not Kohyo. It's the opposite, right?
But even if it's the opposite, it's not enough.
And now, the results of the academic test will be announced!
The top six will advance to the finals!
Now, let's see! 4th to 10th place is...
4th place is Sayaka, 5th place is Yullian, 6th place is Amako, Inter, 7th place is Seiko, 8th place is Yullian, 9th place is Sayapi, 10th place is Keiichi, and Akari!
Sayaka's math score is 100 points.
It's a perfect score.
Yay!
And now, 11th to 15th place.
Let's see!
11th place is Rika-nyan, 12th place is Uka, 13th place is Ai, 14th place is Shu, and 15th place is Konomi!
The gap between 13th and 14th place is huge!
And Konomi's gap is also huge!
Has anyone not been called out yet?
Yes!
Now, there's quite a lot of people.
But you can tell who's in the top and bottom places, right?
Now, let's move on to Kashiko's third place!
Let me proudly announce who's in the third place!
The third place is...
Milky!
Yay!
The average score is higher overall, right?
Rika's overall score is 95 points higher.
The average score is good.
Now, let's move on to second place.
The second place is...
Tsubaki-onyan-ko-chan!
Yay!
Tsubaki-onyan-ko-chan!
Yay!
Good job!
I thought I was number one.
Oh, really?
Because you underestimated me.
I'm a senior now.
You're studying now.
I'm a senior and going to college.
Only one person can avoid the final battle.
Let me announce the winner!
The winner is...this person!
Rincon!
Amazing!
As expected of Rincon!
Her Japanese is 100 points.
Her English is 100 points.
Her science is 85 points. Her math is 90 points.
Her social skills are 75 points.
In total, she has 450 points.
Amazing!
She's definitely number one!
As such, we have decided on six winners!
Haru, Azu-san, Nagi-san, Wada-san...
Amako, Inta, Nagi-san...
Mirurun!
Mirurun is 75 points!
What's wrong with you?
Mirurun just graduated high school.
Oh, she's angry.
As such, these six have advanced to the final battle.
The final battle between the new members will be later.
Next up is this segment!
From now on, we will conduct a comedy elite test.
First, we will conduct a comedy sense test on NMB48, which must be active in variety shows.
And of course, we will also invite these female comedians to participate!
Please participate!
Now, I would like to proceed... Huh?
Huh?
Who was it again?
Today, I will be judging.
I am Yamauchi Daibakusho-no-suke.
Director, please take care of me.
Mr. Yamauchi will make all the decisions for you.
Are you okay with that?
Yes!
As a preliminary round, NMB has been challenged in advance.
First of all, here is the topic.
I'm not afraid of anabolic syndrome at all. Why on earth?
Now, let's take a look at NMB's answers to this topic.
First of all, from Lillipon.
I'm not afraid of anabolic syndrome at all. Why on earth?
I call it 'bontan hunting' and buy bontan candy from a nearby candy store.
Mr. Yamauchi, what do you think of that answer?
It's very straightforward and nice.
Indeed.
Next, from Sayaka.
I'm not afraid of anabolic syndrome at all. Why on earth?
Please give me your number plate.
That's nice.
From Tomoko.
"yorosikku" is "bousouzoku" but it becomes "go" and "yorosikko" is "hijou ni suji" which means "thank you"
Next is Nagisa's answer.
ano bousouzoku zenzen kowakunai naa, ittai naze, tamuro shiteru ashimoto ni rejashiito?
I think this is a really good answer.
This is really good.
From a slightly different angle.
Their answers were good too, but I feel like they're missing something.
For now, it's first place.
It's kind of late.
Wada-san, what do you think of N.A.M.B.'s answer?
No, it's still not enough.
I'm sleepy now.
Now, we will announce the 8 N.A.M.B. comedians who will compete in the unit test battle.
Yamauchi-shi, please announce them!
I will announce them now.
Sayaka, Mirurun, Shu, Nagisa, Rikanyan, Lillipon, Saepon, Konomi!
Saepon?
Who is Saepon?
Saepon?
Then it's Tsubonyan.
These 8 people will compete in the female comedians unit test battle!
The first unit of the female comedians unit test is the monoboke unit!
You will use the tools we have prepared for you to do the monoboke!
You can use as many combinations as you like, and of course you can answer as many times as you like!
The top 6 people who have won the highest number of prizes during the time limit will proceed to the next unit!
How about you, members of the female comedians unit? Have you ever done a monoboke?
I've done it quite a lot!
As expected of Osaka's idols!
It's rare for you to say "I've done it quite a lot!"
Usually idols say "No, we haven't done it that much!"
Well, there are various ways of doing it, but should we call it a monoboke example?
First of all, Yamauchi Shou's monoboke is something like this!
Even if you're watching TV, there may be people who don't know what a monoboke is!
Yes, that's right!
Well, I'll give you a light one!
Yamauchi Shou's light example!
Well then, let's go! Master, please!
Yes! There's poop here, so please be careful!
As expected of Master Sei!
Leave it to me!
Like this, right?
If you're confident, you can do it!
Right? If you're confident, you can do it!
Well then, starting with the person who came up with the gag!
Let's start the monoboke elite battle!
Master!
Well then, please come in more and more!
Yes!
As expected of Yakko-neesan!
Let's go! Please do it!
No, don't go! Please don't go! Really!
I'll fix it! My own fault!
W-w-wait!
It's just the two of us again...
Well done!
Wonderful!
Well done!
Yullian!
Let's go, Yullian! Please do it!
I'll fix it!
Too bad!
Too bad! Too bad!
Let's go, Monomuki!
I don't want you to look at me like that.
Your nose hair is amazing.
Well done!
Really?
Of course!
Well done!
Sayaka!
Sayaka, let's go!
Let's go!
I want to do whitening.
Well done!
You're amazing!
Mirurun looks like she's having a lot of fun.
Let's go, Mirurun!
Please!
I am a people of the mountains!
She's doing it all of a sudden! Well done!
Wonderful!
She has a lot of schemes.
Konomi!
Let's go, Konomi!
Please!
That was refreshing!
Too bad!
Kanaugai Kana?
Riba!
Please!
Too bad!
That was close.
Sayaka!
Please!
Huh?
Is this the only pair of glasses you have?
Well done!
You're doing it well.
Sayaka, you're doing it well.
Chi!
Let's go!
Wow! I want to go home!
Well done!
You're amazing!
Sayaka, let's go!
Let's go!
Watch!
I have all of them!
I know all of them!
She is like a romeo!
Dekanyan, let's go! Please do a monoboke!
I ordered yakisoba, but don't you have a lot of pickled ginger?
Well done!
Hamako and Nagisa, let's go! Please do a monoboke!
Look at me! I said "yes" and they said "yes" for me! Look! My teeth are big!
Your teeth are big!
You have big teeth!
Seiko, let's go! Please do a monoboke!
After this...
I discovered a world of mystery!
Thank you!
I want you to do a monoboke for idols!
Wada-san, you have a lot of them!
You have a lot of them!
This is difficult!
Wada-san, let's go! Please do a monoboke!
If I walk barefoot on top of this, will I get sick?
I don't like it!
Why did you fix it?
It's amazing!
I don't like using it like this!
You gave up fast!
I might have done a good job, but my heart broke in the middle, so I'm sorry!
Rika-chan, let's go! Please do a monoboke!
It's Ms. Park!
Well done!
Wonderful!
It was Ms. Park!
Sayulee, let's go!
Please do a monoboke!
This is...
Ivo!
Well done!
It was a simple and destructive one!
It's not a hair!
Ms. Yakone!
Please do a monoboke!
3...
2...
1...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm lonely!
She was doing it alone in her room!
Let's go!
Ms. Nagisa!
Please do a monoboke!
Let's go!
Let's go to Sansa!
Well done!
Wonderful!
She even said old jokes!
Old jokes are old!
She even said old jokes!
It's always old jokes!
Sayulee, let's go!
It's coming!
Are you okay?
Sayuko, let's go!
Please do a monoboke!
This is Mr. Beed Takeshi's forgotten item!
Well done!
Let's go!
Please do a monoboke!
Give me back what you stole!
This is no good!
Well done!
Strong style and destructive power!
Sae-chan is good!
One more!
Yulia!
Yulia, last one!
Yulia, let's go!
Please do a monoboke!
This is...
This is... Chanel!
Chanel!
Chanel's commercial!
Wonderful!
That's it for the monoboke!
The winners are...
Rikarian, Sayulee, Sayaka, Nagisa, and Oniakko!
Congratulations!
We did it!
Wait a minute!
There's one member who didn't make it.
That's right!
The comedy elite battle will continue later!
From now on, the six members of the preliminary round will decide who is the strongest idiot.
From middle school to elementary school level problems will be asked.
The one who makes it to the end will be decided as the strongest idiot.
Let's do it!
Then, first question!
In the Edo period, what is the system in which the prime minister went back and forth between his own territory and Edo?
Please write it down!
The one who wrote "Hayamoguchi" wrote it first!
Nagisa!
Daimyo line!
Incorrect!
Why are you surprised?
Incorrect!
Wada!
Nagisa Amako!
Walk system!
Incorrect!
Ao!
Daimyo system!
Incorrect!
Wada!
Sabacide!
What?
Sabacide?
Incorrect!
Haru!
Edo walk!
What is it?
Kiru!
Kinuhakobiroji!
What is it?
I'm scared!
I don't like it!
Oh!
I've heard of it!
Everyone says "oh" when it's scary, but only about half of us say "I don't know".
Next question!
The famous words left by Lincoln!
I've heard of it!
By the people of the people!
I've heard of it!
Yes, you know it!
Yes!
Yes, Wada-san!
Newspaper!
What is it? It's a normal newspaper, isn't it?
"By the people of the people"!
Yes, Mako and Nagisa!
Yes!
By the people of the people!
Peaceism!
No!
Yes, yes, I know it!
No, no, but it's not like that!
I know it!
Yes, Haru!
"By the people of the people"!
The world change!
The answer is similar!
You, hide it!
I'll hide the previous three questions!
Hide it!
Yes, Mirura!
"By the people of the people"!
Cash for the people!
The people's people's politics for the people!
I know something.
So close!
Let's move on to the next question.
The next question is...
What does the Japanese parliament call...
This one's tricky!
Huh?
Huh? Don't move forward!
Huh?
Everyone's stopping.
What does the parliament call...
Okay, Amako Onagi-san!
Prime Minister!
Wrong!
Okay, Miruru!
What does the Japanese parliament call...
New member!
Wait a minute!
What does it call?
New member!
Kanji! Kanji!
Can you say it again, Miruru?
New member!
What does it call?
New member!
So close!
Even if you don't know this one, you're amazing!
So close!
Okay, Nagi-san!
Um...
Councilor!
I like it!
Can you show us a little of yourself, Nagi-san?
Huh?
What do you call it again...
Wrong!
It's between the two of you!
Hospital... You're talking about a hospital...
[It's a hospital!]
Councilor!
[Councilor]
Is it really okay in Japan like this?
Let's exclude like one person first!
Let's do the next question about the junior.
Let's go with the junior.
Yes, the next question is...
Who was the young man on the right, wearing an old iPhone and playing poker?
He was kind of like an old man...
The one in white.
O-o-old man!
See, there's only one of them!
It's really rough.
It's too much.
Matsu... Matsu... Matsu...
- Hey! - Matsuo Mushio!
- Isn't it "Mushio-sama"?! - Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Yes! - Matsuo Genpakku!
- Garigari-chan! - Garigari-chan!
- Wada-san! - Matsuo Bashou!
- Correct! - Wow!
- Yes!
- One, two...
Next, Azusa answered "cherry blossom" as "sakura"
These four were chosen as the strongest "bakako" candidates!
What is the most important thing in Japan?!
- Yes! - Yes, Miruru!
- Kokubaru! - Kokubaru!
- Eastern kokubaru! - You're talking about eastern kokubaru, aren't you?!
- Yes, I am!
- Nagisa, you too! - Why did you say "kabuten"?!
- Kabuten... - It's hard!
- Yes! - Yes, Amako and Nagisa!
- Yes! - Koizumi and Junichi!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Why did you say "kabuten"?! - Why did you say "kabuten"?!
- Hey!
- Itohirobumi! - What?!
- I didn't know! - I didn't know!
- You didn't know Itohirobumi?! - I thought he was someone who did it in society...
- Yes! - I'm counting on you!
- I'm counting on you!
- I don't know this trick! Stop it! - Stop it!
- Yes, Nagisa! - Cat's hand!
Correct!
That was fast!
Nagisa is out and there are only three people left!
The name of this planet in the solar system is...
- Eleventh grade in elementary school... - I know!
- I know!
- Okay, show me your answers! - Show me!
- Show me!
- What? - Why?
- Why?
If you look at it from above, it's at the same speed!
- The name of this person is... - I know!
- Okay, show me! - Okay!
- Okay, okay, okay! - Mirren!
- Xavier! - Xavier!
- Correct! - I did it!
- Mirren and Xavier! - I'm so happy!
Mirren is out and there are only two people left!
- Should we take off the lid of the pen? - Should we take off the lid of the pen?
- Take it off! - Okay! - What kind of rule is this?!
Next is the fifth grade in elementary school!
Which continent has China, Russia and France?!
- Hurry up! - Okay, Nagisa!
- African continent! - I know, I know, I know!
- Where is it?! - American continent!
You're stupid!
- You're stupid! - More!
- Give me a hint! - Give me a hint!
- Oh, I see! - Hint, hint!
- Oh, I got it! - Oh, you got it? What is it?
- Eurasia Team! - Correct!
- What was your hint, Yullian? - Eura, eura, eura...
- I got it! - You got a hint! Eurasia Team!
- I got it! Thank you! - Thank you very much!
- And the strongest idiot is... - Finally!
- Haru! - Haru!
The strongest idiot, Haru, will get a penalty game later!
The next game is "Situation Game Elite Battle"!
You will be asked various questions and you will have to answer them according to the questions.
- Yes! - The questions are...
The top three people who got the most "good things" will advance to the final round!
- Now, we have an extra guest for "Situation Game"! - Yes!
- This person! Please come in! - Hello!
Thank you for waiting for me! I'm Ichikawa!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming just for this!
- No, it's okay! I came in three and a half hours ago! - Three and a half hours ago?!
"Situation" is to call Ichikawa out and say a few words!
First of all, a sample of "Yamauchi Show"!
Please!
- Yamauchi-chan, thanks for waiting for me! - What are you talking about?
I'm noisy, so let's make it loud!
- That's how it is! - Yes!
- Then, "Situation Game Elite Battle", start! - Start!
- Oh, Saipi, you're fast! - Let's go!
Situation Game Elite Battle
Saipi, sorry for keeping you waiting. What is it about?
Well, there's been a lot of things up until now, but let me say this.
You have such a big face!
- That's nice! - That's nice!
- It's funny that you're bringing it up again and again. - I was really hurt.
- Is it kindness? Is it kindness that you don't say in class? - Yes, one by one.
- Okay, then, Nagi, shall we go? - Yes.
Situation Game Elite Battle
- Nakisa-chan, sorry for keeping you waiting. What is it about? - Ichikawa-san, are you two-faced?
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
Okay, let's go. Riga-nyan!
Situation Game Elite Battle
- Riga-nyan, sorry for keeping you waiting. What is it about? - I'm not calling you. Go home.
- That's great! - That's great!
- That's brilliant! - That's brilliant!
Okay, then, Sayaka, let's go.
Situation Game Elite Battle
Sayaka-chan, sorry for keeping you waiting. What is it about?
Your mother ate weeds yesterday.
- Brilliant! - Brilliant!
- Okay, Kone-san. - Yes!
Situation Game Elite Battle
- Oniya-kko-chan, sorry for keeping you waiting. What is it about? - So that's how it is.
Sorry for keeping you waiting for seventeen hours. So that's how it is!
- Brilliant! - Brilliant!
Seventeen hours!
The next topic is "A word from a celebrity reporter".
This is also from Master's example.
Okay, then, let's go. Please!
Excuse me, Mr. Yamauchi, could you please show us the information you wrote in your weekly paper?
No, no, no...
Excuse me, Mr. Kenrai...
Please, please!
We only have information that says you can only finish up to 8 pieces of kawara.
What is that information?!
You're an equestrian, you know best what you should not do.
Okay, let's go...
Please!
Mr. Yamauchi, is it true what you wrote in your weekly paper?
Yes, I haven't slept for 2 days!
That's how it is.
That's how it is, right?
Ah, that's fast.
Seiko, do you want to go?
Seiko-san, is it true that you were in the weekly magazine?
Yes, I'm the one who wrote "Yuzuko-shou".
I see!
You were in such a weekly magazine?
Let's go, Yakone-san!
Oniaki-san, is it true that you were in the weekly magazine?
Well...
People say that I used to live in a room with a sand wall,
but I wasn't really living in a sand wall, I was living in a house with a sand manager.
Hey!
That's sad...
Seiko!
Seiko-san, is it true that you were in the weekly magazine?
Yes, I'm the one who wrote "Ga-en".
I know!
Why do you keep talking about seasonings?
Hurry up and write "Ga-en".
Nagisa!
Nagisa-san, are you in the weekly magazine?
Seiko!
Ms. Seiko, is it true what you wrote in the weekly magazine?
That's right. I changed my hair style from Honda Tsubasa to exactly the same one.
Congratulations!
I don't like it, but you look like her by about one percent.
I don't like it that you only put in one percent.
Okay, let's go. This is the last one, right?
Let's go with the last one. Ms. Yappa, please!
Ms. Seiko, is it true what you wrote in the weekly magazine?
You can tell by looking at me, right? I'm sick like this.
Congratulations!
That's all for today!
Now, I will announce the winner of the next block!
Ms. Seiko, Ms. Yappa, and Ms. Nagi!
The final decision requires a wide variety of patterns.
The one who wins more prizes within the time limit will shine as a comedy elite.
Now, let's move on to the next topic.
Here it is!
Yes, please say a word with a picture!
Now, please say a word with this picture!
Please think about it! Here you go!
It's fine if you say it from the person who came up with it.
Yes!
Surprisingly, the first place goes to the idol, Ms. Nagisa!
I see!
Now, let's go!
Ms. Nagisa, please say a word with a picture!
This is the only thing I have now.
Wow!
She's looking straight at you!
She doesn't have time to think about anything else!
She just runs on water!
Wonderful!
Yes!
Ms. Seiko, please say a word with a picture!
Hello! I'm going to Uniqlo!
It's fine!
That's a shame!
Let's go! Yakone-san, please say something in the picture!
No, no, no, I don't want to get wet!
Well done! You look flawless!
Can I? Yes, you can! Please!
I'll be late for the audition for "Maken Rushy"!
Is that how you laugh?!
That was close!
Here is the next topic!
What would this robot say if I said something bad about it?
The robot that explains this show is called "Manabu-kun".
Manabu-kun will say what this robot would say if I said something bad about it.
In fact, Manabu-kun will be talking to you all.
Wow! That's amazing!
Right, Manabu-kun?
That's right! I'll read out your answers!
Wow! That's amazing!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
This is a high-tech audience.
Master, would you like to read out your answers?
Yes!
Master Saku, what would Manabu-kun say if you said something bad about it?
I'll never be able to leave this space for the rest of my life!
That's amazing!
What did you value the most in your answer?
That line!
Did you get it?
Here is Seigo's answer. What would Manabu-kun say if you said something bad about it?
I work night shifts at a convenience store!
That's amazing!
Here is Yakko-nee-san's answer. What would Manabu- kun say if you said something bad about it?
Don't forget that some people laugh and some people cry when the North American Shinkansen opens!
Why do you say that?
It's a famous saying.
It's fine if you're the only one laughing!
Let's start with the people who came up with it.
Come up with it!
Isa is struggling.
Let's start with little sister.
Let's see what Manabu has to say!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
I don't have a power bank charger!
Even though you're so weak!
Even though you think you can do it yourself!
Do you have everything else?
I don't, but...
Oh, Nagisa!
Manabu, what do you have to say?
My dream is to become a gravure idol!
That's good!
Well done!
That's all for today!
Let's move on to the last question!
This is it!
What is 〇〇 which is definitely 〇〇 this year?
Let's have 〇〇 answer this question!
Please come up with an answer!
After this, there will be chaos!
What is 〇〇 which is definitely 〇〇 this year?
A woman who dreams too much!
That's wonderful!
Well done!
What is 〇〇 which is definitely 〇〇 this year?
Waiting too long, Armen
Good! That's good!
She is making sense.
She is saying "I will be waiting too".
That's wonderful!
Well! Let's go, Oniako!
What is 〇〇 which is definitely 〇〇 this year?
"Too many ballads, Rock Fest".
Wow!
Even though it is Rock Fest!
Well! It is wonderful!
It is good!
Well! You did it!
What is 〇〇 which is definitely 〇〇 this year?
"Yure Sugiru Koigokoro" (Too Swaying Love)
That's good!
Thank goodness!
That's good! The echo!
Let's go for the last one, Ayako-neesan!
The last one!
"Kotoshi Bureiku Kakujitsu Marumaru Sugiru Marumaru" is...
"Hayatsugiru Kentaikai" (Too Fast Preliminary Competition)
Time's up!
Well then, Minister Yamauchi, please announce the comedy unit that won the most "omigoto"!
Yes! Well then, I'll announce it!
It's Oniakko-san!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Recently, I haven't been on "corner live" so I'm very happy!
I'm very happy!
Now, we've come to Tajima Airport!
Let's go!
It's the beginning of a fun shooting!
It's the beginning, isn't it?
Yes!
Shun, you seem to be a little low-spirited. How is it?
Well, it's not fun!
What are you talking about?!
Shuu has collected 5 "baka-ko-batchi" (stupid kids) due to various stupid remarks.
As a penalty game, they will try skydiving!
Will Shuu be able to safely fly skydiving?!
It's really scary! Look at me!
And, will there be an epic development?!
We've come to Skydiving Kansai in Tajima Airport.
It's the only place in Western Japan where you can experience skydiving.
We'll have Mr. Kentaro Kai, who has been skydiving for 20 years, teach us how it's done.
Are you okay, teacher?
Have you ever had an accident or been injured?
Hey! Hey!
I say "hey" a lot.
Like... how do you say it?
People call me "bungee" and stuff like that.
Could it be that I might be the first one?
What should I do about Yahoo's news tomorrow?
If I show my face...
Even though she doesn't like it, she changes into her diving suit.
Hey, isn't that it?
Ah, teacher!
You've seen it before, haven't you?
The diving suit.
That's definitely dangerous!
It's a toy! It's a toy!
If you see it up close, it's definitely a toy!
Do I fly with you, teacher?
Yes, I'll fly with you.
Is it okay for you to fly alone?
I'm not that close with you, teacher...
I'd give up my life for you.
That's really rude of you.
It's okay. I'm a teacher who can relax.
And, you know...
- Shiyu, there's something like a contract. - What is it?
But you haven't signed it where you don't agree with it.
- No, I haven't. - No, you haven't.
No, I mean...
The way you say it draws a line between you and me.
It's my own free will, and it's annoying!
What's with you?!
Lecture on the posture just before flying from the plane!
If you stretch your legs, you'll be blown away by the wind.
Bend your legs like this at the bottom of the plane.
Wow! This is great!
Sit here and bend your legs. Try it.
I can't do this!
Sit there and bend your legs down.
This is the earth's luck!
4,000 meters!
No way! Seriously!
This is...
You're weak!
How fast will you fly?
From the moment I fly, I'll be stable at 200 to 230 km/h.
How fast is the speed of light?
The speed of light?
Do you mean high speed?
Shinkansen?
Which light?
How high will you fly?
I'll fly from around 4,000 meters.
Parachute will be completely low, about 1,000 meters.
Until then...
Until then, what will you do?
I'll fly freely, depending on gravity.
No way!
I'll fly about 3,000 meters.
How long will you fly?
About 50 seconds.
No way!
During that time, I'll probably...
You'll fly about 250 km/h for 50 seconds.
What?
Wait a minute.
What should I do?
But you'll do it, right?
You can fly.
Can you fly now?
Now?
No, no, no.
What should I do?
But you'll fly.
You'll fly as soon as the weather is stable.
Are you ready?
But...
I have to fly, right?
That's right.
What should I do?
What?
How should I feel?
It's raining a lot.
No, I mean, depending on how you fly,
even in the future of NMB,
you have to fly with the feeling of climbing up, right?
I'll do it!
Let's do it! Let's do it!
I'll do my best!
The weather has recovered, and it's finally time for the performance.
Now, get ready!
You look very cute.
What is this?
I've never been so crowded like this before.
What is this?
It's fun.
I'm getting scared all of a sudden.
Now, go!
I'll wait for you down there!
What is this?
Is the weather stable now, Asu?
I have no choice but to fly.
I'll go now.
Do your best!
I'll go now!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
At a great speed, Siro is coming this way!
It flew! It flew!
Siro!
It flew! It flew! It flew!
It was crying.
Airplanes with wings raise altitude more and more.
Wait a minute! What should I do?
Wait a minute! I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it! I can't do it!
I can't do it!
What should I do? Mom!
I can't do it!
She's so cute!
Shuu desperately tries to be brave and fight against her fear.
She's so cute!
She's cute!
She's so cute!
Let's do our best!
I'll do my best for the first time!
What have you learned so far?
Finally, the time has come!
Help me!
Why are you sitting there?
I can't do it!
Will Shuu be able to fly safely?
Shuu's Penalty Game! Skydiving Rocket!
Finally, the time has come!
Help me!
Why are you sitting there?
I can't do it!
Siyu, will she be able to fly safely?
I was really scared when I got out of the park!
Shuu skydiving success!
I'm going to fly!
Shuu!
Yu!
It's raining!
How is it, Shuu?
How is it?
There's a heavy branch here, but it's heavy.
How was it?
It's amazing.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Humans have become so small.
Humanity has changed a lot.
Yeah.
I'm glad I did it.
I'm going to do my best and live on.
Hey!
What's the point of doing it in 4,000 meters?
But you're right.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Please try it.
I see.
In the future.
Let's do our best.
Should we do it?
I think we should do it.
You too.
Let's do it.
Let's make a face.
Even so, I'm going to do my best.
Experienced people say that.
I really think we should do it.
No, I'm serious.
It doesn't make sense.
I've grown up.
I'm 17 years old and I'm saying this.
If you don't do it for me, I'll be like this as a human being.
I really don't know what you're talking about.
You're holding something.
What's wrong?
I've always had something.
What's wrong with you?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Let's watch the conversation at the end of the program.
Can you fly?
Right?
Skydiving?
Skydiving.
Can you learn it?
Of course I can fly.
It's obvious that you're ahead of Kowai.
It's obvious.
You're saying it very clearly.
I'm saying it.
Wait a minute.
I'm saying it.
I'm saying it!
You said it!
Did you see it?!
I'm going!
Wait a minute!
Really, wait a minute!
Let's go!
OK, let's go!
We did it!
It's a full of motivation outfit.
When we landed at the landing area, we were like...
But at that moment, we didn't look at each other.
We didn't look at each other.
Or we landed on you guys.
If you have that kind of technology, please tell me.
The sky is amazing.
It's really sunny.
It's blue sky now.
Let me go!
I'm sorry.
Let me go!
What are you doing?
Get in!
Welcome!
Good morning!
Why do you look like that?
Good morning!
He's laughing!
It's funny!
He always does that.
I don't know much about him, but his laugh is amazing.
I don't know if he's really saying no.
He's that big.
The worst thing is...
When he doesn't open his suit,
he falls down to the ground when we landed.
What are you talking about?
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Look! Look! It's coming!
It's flying! It's flying!
Amalia!
It's flying!
It's definitely going to go "whoa"!
It's going "whoa"! It's like it's about to pass out.
What kind of reaction is that?
I'm just doing my best to learn.
You're cool.
He's showing off his courage for the show.
What is this movement?
Are you going again?
Wait a minute.
Are you okay?
Wait a minute.
Let's do it tomorrow.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
Will the skydiving be a success?
It's stuck in my elbow.
It's fast.
Skydiving success!
Wow!
- Amaiya! - Amaiya!
- Good work! - Good work!
- Hey, how was it? - Are you okay?
Hey, how was it?
You complained, but how was it?
Thank you, everyone.
- He's reborn. - He's reborn.
If you're glad you did it or not, which is it?
- I'm glad. - That's how it is.
- Well... - Yes?
I think I should work harder with MNB and Manabu.
- You're looking down on me. - Yes, you are.
- Weren't we similar? - A little.
- Did you do it a lot? - Were you more similar to me?
- But... - Yes?
- I think you know this, but... - Yes?
- It's not about whining. - That's right!
I've been whining for two seconds, and it's all gone now.
- I can't whine anymore. - That's right!
- Let's do our best for our fourth year. - Yes!
- Let's do our best! - Let's do our best!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
I really can't whine anymore.
After the commercial, it's a punishment game!
[Next Episode]
I didn't think there was anything wrong with me.
In the end, I can't believe it's just bare skin.
It's SK-II.
Your face isn't that cute.
You're stupid.
- Did you introduce your part-time job? - Hey, shut up!