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"The Truth of the Sengoku Shogunate", which you can't learn in textbooks!
"History Otakus" that are popular among comedians are showing off their funny tricks!
"The Unexpected Appearance of the Sengoku Shogunate" and "The Truth of the Battle" are...
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Today's special teacher is Mr. Yoshiteru Hasegawa, who also works as a history magazine and history variety writer.
He has many qualifications, including a middle school and high school intellectual education license.
The videos in which he talks about history and philosophy have exceeded 12 million views!
He will happily tell us the truth of the Sengoku Shogunate!
Teacher, you haven't learned anything since you were a student, so learn the truth of the Sengoku Shogunate!
What are you talking about?
You were really a yankee, but you know it, right?
Yes, I did it.
You did it, right?
Yankees, right?
Because you're the special commander of the Sengoku Shogunate.
That's right.
That's scary!
All you do is fight.
Yes.
So, the Sengoku Shogunate is...
You're ugly! Who said you're ugly?
You're ugly!
Suga, you're ugly!
You're kind of... old.
Old?
I admired the Sengoku Shogunate, but...
Oh, really?
After all, the strong are...
Because you like them.
Raise your hand.
You're a natural.
You just said "you."
Okay, let's go.
The theme is "warlords," but what kind of people are "warlords" in the first place?
Yes, "warlords" are people who died in the Toyotomi period in 1467 A.D.
Osaka is celebrating its 400th anniversary.
From now on, in 400 years or 500 years from now, they will expand their territory and fight for their land.
Those warriors are called "warlords."
I see.
Today, we're going to learn about "warlords."
First of all, I'm going to introduce myself and tell you a story, so I'd like you to introduce it.
Oh, a historical story!
As an entertainer, Yoshiteru Hasegawa, please tell us a historical story.
Here it is.
The name of the child of Nobunaga Oda, who was originally called "kira-kira."
He's a young guy.
At that time, there were two names.
To put it simply, when you were an adult and when you were a child, the names were different.
For example, Nobunaga was called "kippo-shi" when he was little.
Now, I'd like to introduce what kind of "kira- kira" name Nobunaga gave his child.
First of all, it's his eldest son, Nobutada.
Nobutada is Nobunaga's first child.
It's strange for someone to be born like this, isn't it?
So he gave him a name.
It's strange, isn't it?
It seems like Nobunaga gave him a name as he felt it.
His son's name is Nobukatsu.
When he was born, his hair was messy, wasn't it?
The tea that was popular at the time also looked like this tool.
So he was given the name "chasenmaru."
This is the name "chasen."
He was given the name "chasenmaru."
The third one is Nobutaka.
When it comes to Nobutaka, it's starting to get boring for Nobunaga to give him a name.
Nobutaka was born on March 7th.
His last name is "sanshichi."
He gave him the name "sanshichi."
The last one is Nobutada.
Nobutada is my favorite last name.
He was given the name "hito" as soon as he was born.
oda-hito.
This is true.
It remains in history.
That's all for Hasegawa Yoshiteru.
He's doing a story while learning.
But it's not interesting at all.
Stop it!
Among the "sengoku bishou,"
we will also introduce various "number one"s that are not in the textbook chosen by history comedian Hasegawa Yoshiteru.
Let's start with this "bushou."
It's "nao e kanesu."
I'm already excited!
It's good!
This is the first one, everyone!
I don't know it.
You don't know it?
Does anyone know what this "number one" is?
Ah, Chiyu!
jingi.
Oh, Rika-nyan!
Yes, it's a helmet.
Ah, it's not a helmet.
It's in the picture on the left.
It's behind this black thing.
This...
This is the longest.
It's like a star.
Kawara, do you want to go?
That's right.
My neck hasn't been sitting for a long time.
You can't wear it.
It's a long room.
You can't wear such a heavy helmet.
You can't wear it.
Let's see the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
"sengoku bushou," "otokogi number one."
"otokogi bushou" is the correct answer, right?
otokogi.
What kind of helmet is it, Hasegawa-san?
Originally, it was used in Uesugi-kei.
I think you've heard of a famous person, Uesugi Kenshin.
He's originally from Niigata.
And in the Taiga drama "Tenchi,"
Ai's helmet, which Tsumabuki-san played in "Jin," is popular.
I see.
Anyway, "otokogi," as you said earlier, "jingi" is almost correct.
Anyway, he was a passionate man.
Now, here's an episode full of "otokogi" of Naoya Kanetsu-gu.
Hideyoshi invites you to headhunting.
This is a pretty big club, isn't it?
That's right.
Hideyoshi's invitation is...
I'll pay you five times the current salary, so come with me.
It shakes, doesn't it?
Yes, honestly.
It shakes.
It shakes, of course.
It shakes, doesn't it?
However, here's one thing Kanetsu-gu said at the time.
All I have is Uesugi Kagekatsu.
Wow!
That's cool.
Right?
That's awesome.
I refuse.
It's the same as Kuroda-san's.
Hiroshima's, right?
Yes.
That's right!
I was going to say that!
It's exactly like that!
Kuroda-san, who is now booming with manliness!
It's exactly like refusing Yankees' contract and saying, "It doesn't matter if it's cheap in Hiroshima, I want to show my manliness here."
That means you spent 2.1 billion yen and lost 400 million yen or something like that, right?
It's about five times that.
Normally, if you refuse an invitation from Hideyoshi, there is a possibility of losing your life, right?
There was a scene where Hideyoshi was stabbed in the neck in a tango drama.
Even then, Hideyoshi refused it.
That means Hideyoshi is very manly.
I see.
Let's move on to the next episode.
Ieyasu Tokugawa of Tenkabito gave him a clue.
This time, Ieyasu will...
This time, it's Ieyasu.
Ieyasu is Hide Bakufu's first general.
He is a Tenkabito. He is a very important person.
One day, he told Tenkabito, "Don't you think you're planning too much?"
I don't remember that.
For Tenkabito, you usually have to lower your head.
However!
It's not like that.
Here it is.
We don't have time to make excuses for unreasonable things.
If you're going to blame us, let's face you anytime.
That's cool!
Mirurun is getting all excited.
Right?
That's cool, right?
That's cool!
But it's not something you can do easily.
You can't do it. You definitely can't do it.
You'll get killed.
With a letter?
Yes, with a letter.
Ieyasu saw it and said, "I've never seen such a rude letter."
And he was very angry.
However!
He was taken away and his land was reduced.
That will be one-fourth of your salary.
The entire Uesugi family.
That's tough!
If your office's salary and money are one-fourth of your salary, you can't hire people, right?
You can't hire people.
Then you can't hire people.
Here is what he said at the time.
People are an organization's asset.
Everyone who wants to come, follow me!
Follow me!
That's cool!
I want to buy everyone!
I see!
What are you talking about?
Don't you pay me first?
What are you talking about? Who's talking about you?
I don't think so at all.
You don't care about me, do you?
The most mischievous military officer in the world.
Who is it? It's this person.
Date Masamune.
You all know him, don't you?
Is this officer mischievous?
He's the first and second generation of the military.
He's wearing a mask of Darth Vader from Star Wars.
He also wears this mask on his face.
But people say he made it into a model.
This is Date Masamune's mischievous episode.
First of all, you don't care about your enemies or allies.
What?
Where are you from?
This is a story about people in Osaka.
Date military was attacking.
There was an ally military before.
And that ally military was pushed by the enemy and retreated for a while.
At that time, Masamune said, "I'm in the way."
And he killed both allies and enemies.
What?
He was mischievous and crazy.
And that ally military was destroyed.
Ally military?
Ally military was destroyed.
It's the complete opposite of Naoye military.
So he's pretty mischievous.
And the next one is...
He smashed a military-class teapot in Date military.
What does this mean, professor?
He's not only mischievous, but he also touches things.
One day, Date Masamune was holding a teapot.
It slipped a little and he managed to catch it when it was about to fall.
Oh, it's dangerous!
He said, "It's dangerous! It's dangerous!"
But it doesn't matter.
And Masamune smashed it against a garden stone.
What?
What do you think this is?
Does anyone know?
Yes.
Gol-chan.
I was embarrassed when I was smashed against a garden stone.
I was like, "You bastard!" and I threw it.
I see.
You were embarrassed.
Yes.
Keiichi.
I was irritated by the military-class teapot that made me impatient.
Oh, I see.
What about you, Chiyu?
This teapot was ugly.
Wow, military-class teapot!
It's ugly!
I thought about it a lot.
It wasn't my taste.
I see.
Let's see the correct answer.
Yes.
Here is the correct answer.
Which one did you make me impatient with?
That's it.
The correct answer is...
Great!
Is it correct?
The same kind of teapot is left.
It's estimated to be about 5 billion yen.
So, if it's left now, it's worth it.
But I was impatient with it like a teapot.
I was frustrated that I couldn't hit it.
So, I broke it.
Wow!
And...
Even though he was the weakest of the military- class teapots, he was the number one in terms of manpower.
Oda Ujiharu.
I know him! I know him!
You know him at least, right?
No, I don't know him.
How weak was he?
Oda Ujiharu is from Ibaraki Prefecture in Hitachi Prefecture.
He loses every time he fights.
According to local data,
Oda Ujiharu's entire career has been described as "losing", "losing", "losing", "losing", "losing" and "losing"
He is really weak.
Were you able to handle such a weak general?
That's right.
For some reason, there is hope.
Usually, during the Warring States Period, if you are weak, you betray.
"I can't do it like this anymore", you say and go somewhere else.
But for some reason, the Kashins support you.
Here is an episode like that.
The Kashins take back the castle.
What?!
The people won't allow the next ruler to rule.
Oh...
Is that so?
Yes.
The castle is taken away.
What?!
Weak!
It's a difficult situation.
The castle is taken away.
Every time, the Kashins work hard and take back the castle.
Kashins...
The Kashins are very good.
And the people who live there...
The people who live there don't give the rice to the next ruler, even if a different person comes in.
Oh...
Our ruler is only Oda Ujiharu.
Oh...
However, there was a reason for the popularity.
Yes.
For example, some of our farmers have been killed by other farmers.
What did Ujiharu do at that time?
He went ahead and took revenge for the farmers.
That's how much he thought about the farmers and spent his days.
That's why he was loved and the Kashins took it back.
So...
The fact that the castle moves for the farmers is not a small thing.
That's right.
A good ruler does it properly.
That's why a good ruler does it properly.
Yes.
However, during the battle, the Kashins give advice, but they all die.
What?!
That's pretty tough.
I don't know about that.
But it's cute, this castle.
It's cute, but people die.
It's cute, isn't it?
During the battle.
Why doesn't it work during an important battle?!
That's why it's so popular now.
Next is Akechi Mitsuhide.
He has a strong image of a bad guy who betrayed Oda Nobunaga, but on the other hand...
He loved only one woman in his life.
This is amazing, but is it really that amazing, Sensei?
It's amazing. During a warring era, it's normal to have a lot of wives.
According to one theory, he had more than 300 wives.
All of them?
Yes, all of them were surrounded by their wives.
Compared to that, it's really amazing.
He does have an image of a bad guy.
However, this woman named Hiroko...
During her bridal training, she got sick and left scars on her face.
Her father felt bad for her and gave her a younger sister like her.
That's amazing.
However, when Mitsuhide found out about this...
He immediately broke up with her.
Because she was the only one who would marry him, he sent her back and welcomed her as his wife.
He's such a nice person.
He's so cool.
He's the coolest warlord of all time.
Well, we live in a different era, so we have to be cool in order to survive.
The coolest warlord of all time is this person.
He's the coolest comedian of all time.
Who's the coolest comedian?
He's a completely different person.
This person is Hideyoshi Nobunaga.
He's one of Ieyasu's three best warlords.
He became famous in a very unfair way. What do you think it is?
How did he become famous?
Because he's a warlord, right?
First of all, he was always begging people who were bigger than him.
Because he's a warlord, right?
He was always sending things to people who were bigger than him.
Like money.
Shioru, Shioru.
He's a warlord, right?
Shioru, Shioru.
Nagisa.
He did it with his body.
Yamauchi-san became famous for Chinese jokes.
That's right!
That's this Yamauchi!
That's completely this Yamauchi!
She said "Yamauchi-san" though.
Let's see the correct answer.
He became famous for stealing other people's ideas.
I'm sure you've heard of the battle of Sekigahara.
At that time, Ieyasu held a meeting before the battle.
While going to the meeting, Yamauchi-san couldn't think of anything.
How Ieyasu would like it.
So what should he do?
A friend of his said "I'm thinking of giving my castle and land to Ieyasu."
He said it bluntly.
So Yamauchi-san was listening to it.
Ah, I see. There's such a thing.
And he went to the meeting.
At the meeting, when Ieyasu said "Then is there any opinion?"
He raised his hand and said "I will give you my castle and land."
He said it first.
As a result of that, even though he didn't fight in the battle of Sekigahara, he was given the Kochi prefecture of Tosa.
That's the kind of warrior he is.
It's fine if you say he's smart, but he's become a type of person that's hated by people around him.
Just a little...
However, this person was a type of person who was only known by his wife,
and because of his cute atmosphere, he was somehow forgiven.
Let's continue.
This isn't a warrior, but during the Sengoku period, there was another person who was very mischievous.
That person is this person.
Sorori.
That's a new name!
Sorori!
I don't know that name!
I don't think you've heard of it, but...
I don't know.
Yes. This person, Sorori, was originally making a sword sheath.
He was good at that, and because a sword goes in like this, he was called Sorori.
You weren't Sorori at the time, were you?
Yes, I was.
You went in like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
He was good at listening to people's conversations.
He's like the Rakugo-san we know now.
And he was always telling funny stories next to Hideyoshi.
That's how he became successful.
Now, what made him rich?
Yes, that's right.
Hideyoshi's "honyarara" made him rich.
Now, does anyone know?
Saepi.
The person who listened to Hideyoshi's conversation was shot.
Ah, because of the information leak!
I see, I see.
Riboco.
When he answered the question, he said, "This answer is 200,000 yen, but will it work?"
He said, "I'll give you the money you asked for."
I see.
Now, let's look at the correct answer.
The correct answer is this!
Hideyoshi's "mimi no niyo" made him rich!
What does that mean?
Now, I don't know why he became rich just by listening to this.
Could it be?
What does it mean?
Could it be, Milky? Did you get it?
Hideyoshi has a habit of wanting his ears to smell.
Could it be?
So, when he smells his ears, he says, "How much do you want me to give you?"
Could it be?
Now, let's look at the correct answer.
Hideyoshi's...
Hideyoshi always tells funny stories near him.
One day, Hideyoshi said he'd give him a reward.
Normally, you'd get money or land, right?
Yes.
But, why did he say he wanted to smell his ears?
Can I say it?
Yes.
Let's say I'm Hideyoshi.
Let's say I'm Sololi.
I'll smell my ears.
Yes.
I'll do it like this.
Yes.
It does feel good.
No, it doesn't.
I think that's what you're trying to say.
No, it's not.
When I do it like this, when I look around me, I wonder if Hideyoshi is saying something bad about me.
I wonder if Sololi is saying something bad about me.
I get anxious and everyone sends me a swimsuit.
You're smart!
I see, I see.
You're the smartest.
So, Hideyoshi got a reward for smelling his ears and became rich.
Thank you very much.
And he did it every day.
Every day?
Once a day.
I see.
From now on, we'll learn about the active role of warlords.
Everyone, I'm sure you all have this image of warfare during the Warring States Period.
Yes, we do.
Like cutting each other off and stuff like that.
But in reality, warfare is completely different from that image.
What?
Now, let's look at how warfare during the Warring States Period was fought in order.
First of all, warfare is fought like this.
Warfare starts with "honyorara".
Now, where does it start?
Kanagichi?
When it's soccer or when it's a match, everyone lines up and does a salute.
Well, you know, I've seen people line up at a distance like this.
Lilipon?
Um, it has nothing to do with it, but...
You're wrong, really.
What?
It has nothing to do with it.
What's wrong?
Didn't you say your ears were being bitten earlier?
Yes, Hideyoshi did.
That's right.
Kanagichi-senpai is also poking his ears with his fingers.
It has nothing to do with it!
What?
I didn't think it had anything to do with it.
I was about to say it...
You were about to say it, but you were a little late, but you said it.
Why did you say it?
Why did you say it?!
Kanagichi, why are you poking your ears with your fingers?
No, it's like, by poking my ears, I can see his reaction.
That's why, normally, when I'm facing forward like this, like...
I'm going to do it, but now that you've said it, it's like...
It's like, "What did I do?"
That's right.
Kanagichi, you can see Lilipon's reaction, right?
That's right.
That's right!
I knew it!
It's okay, it's okay.
Lilipon, let's keep it up like that, okay?
Okay.
Let's see.
This one!
Starting with the other person's bad words.
It's like...
It's like a child's quarrel, right?
Not at all!
At first, like...
When you're facing the other person, like...
At that moment, like...
"Hey, you idiot!" or "What are you doing?!"
It's like the other person's feelings are falling apart.
When you're facing each other like this?
That's right, that's right!
Is there a lot of distance?
There's a lot of distance.
No way!
It makes you lose your will to fight.
Is there such a thing?
For example, like...
You need a reason to fight...
"I don't have a reason for that!" you say to the other person.
I don't have a reason for fighting you, you idiot!
When you say something like that...
"Ah, I see..." and you end up fighting.
Even after you've said those bad words...
What will you do?
Nagisa!
I'll just...
Like this?
Erimama!
I'll talk to you one more time.
Even after you've said those bad words...
What will you do?
You have a lot of stones in you.
The correct answer is...
Throwing stones.
That was close.
What does it mean?
First of all, stones are expensive materials.
And they're pretty powerful weapons.
In "Arkase", one-sixth of the 151 people who died were killed by stones.
In "Takeda Shingen"'s "Arkase", there was a team that was good at throwing stones.
It's a strong sword, right?
There was a team where everyone had strong shoulders and could hit each other.
After that, it's finally a battle using swords and spears, right?
Finally, that's right.
However, the signal of the battle is that "horagai" is important.
The battle begins with the sound of "horagai".
That's right. Today, I also have a "horagai" with me.
I'd like to give you a signal of battle.
I am Sanada Yukimura!
I will not let even one enemy get in my way!
Let's go! Come on!
I am Sanada Yukimura!
I will not let even one enemy get in my way!
Let's go! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Are you ready?
Bring it on!
Wow!
So today, we asked professional actors and actresses to come and see the powerful shield of Sengoku Busho.
Wow!
Mr. Oka Noboru and everyone from "DADADA DAN TENKO".
Mr. Oka Noboru played Yukimura Kaneda.
He helped us because he starred in the play "Paradion", which is held in Osaka.
Wow!
It's written.
Wow!
We saw the powerful acting just now.
When there was a battle, the soldiers were fighting like that, right?
This is different.
Is it different?
The cool fighting style you just saw is a little different on the battlefield.
Mr. Yoshiteru will explain the situation of the battle with his own sword.
How do you cut this?
Cut it?
I don't know if you can do it on TV, but put your feet so you can't walk.
I see, I see.
It's scary.
I see, I see.
Everyone can move even if it's open.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good with just your feet.
But there's a place where it's open here.
Look over here.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
He's surprised.
The scariest thing is to fly with your own head.
And hit your own head.
Let's see if you're correct.
Yes.
Mr. Yukimura was using a spear earlier, but a spear and a sword are things you hit with in war.
You can't cut it even if you cut it.
And you're guarding it, right?
You want to aim here, but you're guarding it, right?
So you hit it with a brain knife or something.
You beat it.
Especially with a spear.
You hold a spear in a group of people and say, "One, two," and you beat it.
You hit it, you hit it, you beat it, you beat it, and you do this.
And you stab it in the end.
It's a sword for stabbing.
It's not that dirty or cool.
If you read about how to fight, it's pretty messy, isn't it?
He's mentally damaged right now.
I was in shock.
I was suddenly defeated.
You must have grown up in a good family.
I was surprised.
Besides that, there's something different about fighting in the Sengoku period than you think.
What could it be?
In period dramas, they're doing almost exactly the opposite.
They're fighting against each other.
You can't cut anything with a sword.
They're cutting a few people.
But if you cut it, you can't use your sword.
They say you can only cut two or three people.
If you cut two or three people, you have to change your sword or you have to clean it.
You clean it with hot water or something like that.
Depending on the fighting stage, you can stab the one you're already using in the tatami or cut it and fight the next one.
After cutting the enemy, the sword doesn't go into the sheath.
You cut it often and it's cool, right?
The sword is also uneven.
That's why it bends and doesn't go in at the end.
Have you ever heard of Shinsengumi?
Shinsengumi went back like this after the Ikedai Incident.
It's cool.
It's really realistic, isn't it?
That's why the sword bends.
By the way, the military commander who showed us a powerful shield earlier was Sanada Yukimura.
Do you know Sanada Yukimura?
You've heard of him, haven't you?
Yes, I like him.
Sanada Yukimura was like this.
As a Toyotomi-type military commander in Osaka, he invaded Ieyasu's capital and cornered Ieyasu in a small room.
It seems that he cornered Ieyasu until he cursed him.
And even now, he appears in many stories.
I think you can see him often in video games, too.
He has a cooler image.
He's handsome in video games.
He's really bald.
He has a cool image in manga, too.
As this portrait says, the real Yukimura is completely different.
What?
Everyone thinks he's really cool.
He's cool. He's really handsome.
He's like the person we saw earlier.
He's hot and manly.
Actually, he was like this.
He has a calm personality like an old man.
An old man?
Old man?
He doesn't have a bad reputation. He was like that when he was young, too.
That's how famous he is.
Yes, that's right.
This is his own letter or Yukimura's older brother's letter.
Yukimura's appearance and personality are still there.
Here it is.
He has a small face, white skin and his teeth are out.
He's very quiet and silent.
His back is bent.
What?
Stop it!
His eyes are closed.
He's the oldest.
Now that I think about it, he's like Mr. Nukumizu.
Yukimura's teeth are out?
Yes.
His teeth are out?
His back is bent?
His teeth are out?
His teeth are out.
Yukimura's activities are only for a moment.
Here it is.
He's a one-shot life.
Yukimura's activities are only for Osaka.
Is that so?
Other activities include fighting for his father and older brother.
At the end, he's a one-shot life.
He's also a one-day life.
One-day life is like asking his older brother for his living expenses.
What?
One of his letters says, "Give me soju."
What?
It means, "Give me soju."
You can't even buy soju?
Yes.
It means that Yukimura's activities in Osaka were that great.
They were great.
Yes.
From now on, we'll learn about the common sense of the Sengoku period.
The Sengoku Busho decided important things by lottery.
For example, what did they decide?
For example, who will be the next lord?
What?
It's important, isn't it?
It's crazy.
This is from the beginning of the Sengoku period.
In Muromachiba-kun, there was a general named Ashikaga Yoshinori.
His nickname is "Lottery General."
What?
He was chosen by lottery.
"Who should I choose?" "Ashikaga Yoshinori."
"Then, Ashikaga Yoshinori." That's how it was decided.
What?
Lucky.
And in other battles, "Which way should I go?"
This was also decided by lottery.
Yes.
And when you attack a castle, "Should I attack at once?" "Should I watch?"
This was also decided by lottery.
What?
That's right.
The Sengoku Bureau took "something" to the battlefield as a "save-or-die" trick.
Well, did you understand?
Yes.
Ojuzu.
It's like "save-or-die."
Nipoppa.
Ohana.
It's like you're dying.
You don't look like you're going to die.
Ohana.
It's like "save-or-die," "save-or-die," or something like that.
It's like fortune-telling.
You don't seem like you have the time for it.
Now, now, what did you take with you?
Let's see the correct answer!
An erotic book!
What is that?
It's like a doll.
Why did you choose an erotic book as a "save-or- die" trick?
At the time, erotic books were called "shunga" and "spring."
If you carry an erotic book with you, you can say, "Oh, I hope I can have fun with women again."
You can do your best.
Especially, the more extreme things you have, the more you can survive.
That's how it works.
So it's like a "save-or-die" trick, right?
That's right.
It's like a woman's "save-or-die" trick.
Do you write it yourself?
No, I mean...
Do you write it yourself?
That's too sad.
Do you write it yourself?
You can't buy an erotic book.
You're a poor guy, but you're writing erotic books yourself.
When you're sitting on the battlefield, you're doing this and that.
Jo!
Barking?
You're sitting and writing erotic books.
You're doing it in your own territory.
Rika-chan?
I can't do a constellation with armor.
Agra?
But you're doing a good job.
Agra is the fastest place you can stand up.
I see.
Sode-no-s... Oh, Uka.
Yanki-zwari.
Yanki-zwari!
Isn't it too expensive?
The correct answer is...
I did it!
Yanki-zwari.
It's like this, isn't it?
Yes.
Why were you sitting like this?
At that time, during the Warring States Period, there was no constellation culture.
It's after the constellation Edo Period.
The reason is that you have to move quickly.
You can't move because your legs are numb.
Yanki-zwari is for you to move quickly.
Or you can put one of your legs like this and do it with only one of your knees.
You were waiting in this posture.
It's a mess.
Yanki-zwari is...
I didn't know about it, but I did it in front of a convenience store.
You did it, didn't you?
But it's really fast from Yanki-zwari to a fight, isn't it?
If you have eyes.
Yanki-zwari...
Come here.
It's really scary.
No, it's a little...
Wow, it's scary.
Yanki-zwari...
That was fast!
That was really fast!
Scary!
It's even scarier!
It's hard!
There's a weird guy here!
Scary, scary, scary!
It's really scary!
What are you doing?
Today's mission is to experience a new Okinawa and make a diary.
This time, they'll experience a new Okinawa that they've never experienced before and make that experience into a diary.
Up until now, they've experienced shopping streets and haunted houses.
What will be the next new Okinawa?
Next up is marine sports!
Yay!
Could it be this?
This thing they've prepared for us?
Isn't it amazing?
Can you take it off like this?
That's right. This time, they'll experience a submarine scooter.
In Japan, it's a new marine sport that can only be done here.
Since the air is always sent in from the shoulders to the upper part of the body, you can talk in the water without getting your face wet.
It's tough.
With that said, they immediately board the boat and head to the submarine point.
Then, after walking for about 10 minutes, they arrive at the point and go inside of the submarine scooter.
Wow!
This is fun!
Wow!
Finally, they get in the water.
Like an elevator, they lower their chests and get into the water.
Wow!
My ears hurt!
Ouch!
Then, they move forward into the water.
Instructors take them on a walk in the water.
They're swimming!
They're walking!
Wow!
They're cute!
Wow!
They're amazing!
They're wearing these colors.
Then, the instructor...
Wow!
They're amazing!
They're copying us.
I got scared!
After that, they experienced Okinawa for the first time on a diving scooter.
Airi and Airi enjoyed the sea of Okinawa.
The diving scooter I rode for the first time was a little scary,
but I was healed by cute fish and coral.
I definitely want to live in Okinawa!
And finally, they will experience Okinawa's co- dwelling.
First of all, they will eat shredded carrots with eggs and fried carrots.
It is said that the sound of cutting carrots made people call carrots "shiri-shiri" because it sounded like "shiri-shiri".
How will it taste like?
It's good!
It's warm!
It's really good!
But, of course, there is more!
There is something you can buy and take home.
It's called "genkotsu-chuchu".
What is it in Japanese?
A mysterious Okinawan dish, "genkotsu-chuchu".
What will it be like?
Airi and Yuri don't know what will happen at all and go back to the store.
Yurin, who is popular for gyoza, has come.
I made it specially for you today.
You are so kind!
Thank you!
They go back to the store safely.
What is it?
I'm scared, but I'm scared.
I don't know what it is, but it really feels like "chuchu".
It really feels like "chuchu".
When they took it out...
It's harder than I thought!
Wow!
What is "genkotsu-chuchu" really like?
What is this?
This is "genkotsu-chuchu".
You put a straw in a pig's thigh bone and suck in the bone water for a few seconds.
Gross!
Then, Yuri-chan, do you want to suck in it?
Why me? I love Yuri.
It looks like Yuri-chan's "chuchu", doesn't it?
No, no, no.
So, the youngest, Yuri is going to suck in it.
More, Yuri, more.
No, I don't want this, Haruna.
What is it?
It's pork fat.
I see.
And, Haruna is sucking in the meat.
Finally, Airi is sucking in the meat.
It's stuck in my throat.
You just said it.
It's like a seasoned version of "konnyaku-batake".
"Konnyaku-batake"?
"Konnyaku-batake" also has a taste of fruits.
And finally, when it comes to Okinawa, it's "chira".
Grilled "chira".
I used to go to a butcher shop when I was little.
I remember a lot of things.
It's too late for that now.
When she looks at the meat, she closes her eyes and tries it to remember "chira".
"Chira".
Don't put it on zero.
Right ear.
This is really the worst.
This is no good.
I ate goat food in Okinawa.
I had goat juice before,
but it was my first time eating goat bone chuchu,
and it had a shocking taste.
Goat juice was not as delicious as usual.
Smell, texture, breath.
That feeling I had for the first time in my life.
Gross, gross.
I can't stop shaking just thinking about it now.
I won't eat it again.
Goat food is not bad.
Was it tough, Airi?
I'm shaking just thinking about it now.
Rika was really mad at you.
You really shouldn't do that.
I'm done with my food report.
This week's winner is Kashiko.
This week's prize is...
This week's winner is Keiichi!
It's the first time I've gotten it right in 2 years.
It's my first time.
That's right. It's your first time being Keiichi's character and it's bad.
It's my first time.
I'll do my best.
It's your first time, right?
Yes.
Now, I'll announce it.
This week's bakako is...
Lillipum!
I was already talking about it in the next conversation...
I wanted to say the episode so much that I threw it in at a weird timing.
Was it "illohom"?
Santa Fe... Santa Fe...
Santa Fe on the battlefield...
You really wanted to say the episode "Kanakichi" so much, didn't you?
Yes.
Last time, I couldn't say anything and my fans got really mad at me.
I had to say something.
I see. You really wanted to leave a mark.
Yes.
That's wonderful.
I thought you wouldn't call me.
No, no.
That hungry spirit is wonderful.
I'll do my best.
Let's do it.
Now, please give us the quiz.
Here's the question.
Yes.
During the battle of Sengoku Era, what did they do first?
I'll say something bad.
Here's the next question.
What did Sorori Shinzaemon do to become rich?
What was it?
Was it "illohom"?
Santa Fe... Santa Fe...
Santa Fe on the battlefield...
This is the last question.
Who is said to be the weakest military officer in history?
Well... Oda... Oda... Oda... Odacchi... Mr. Odacchi...
Out of three questions, pick the right answer!
It hurts!
You don't have a photo album of Rie Miyazawa during the Warring States Period.
Santa Fe hasn't been released yet.
Not yet...
No, it hasn't.
That's good, Lilipon!
Yes!
Thank you!
You found a new one!
I'm so happy!
I'm very happy!
I was kicked once last time, so I'm a little nervous.