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Christmas...
Day!
Merry Christmas!
This time, it's a Christmas special 90 minute version!
We're doing a special for the end of the year.
Kino-san, are you excited?
I'm excited!
Everyone, are you excited for today?
I'm excited!
Let's get excited and do our best!
Hey!
What is it?
What are you doing?
You're doing the opening with a slimy face!
Scary!
You're doing it with a slimy face!
How are you going to spread it?
What is it?
We're from Yoshimoto Elementary School!
We don't know anything about NMB, but we're cute, so we're doing our best!
Hey!
You don't look cute at all!
You're cute!
You're just stretching your hair and deceiving us!
There's no one like you!
Who said that?
That's all I'm going to say, but I know what you're up to!
She said it!
What is it all of a sudden?
You brought a pig as a pet!
B-b-b-b-b-b...
I'm human.
You suck!
You suck at riding!
Can you ride like this?
Hey, say something! I'm riding!
Today's ENB and Learn Cool are...
I'm in shock!
What are you talking about?
The best idiot will be decided tonight!
The most idiot will be decided in 2014!
The forbidden clothes of ENB48 will be revealed!
The best idiot will be decided!
You suck at riding!
The battle between female comedians and idols will begin!
Female comedians and actors will compete in...
"The best idiot and idiot will be decided" special!
We have invited a special guest.
First, a world-famous fashionista, Don Konis.
And, a best-selling novelist and filmmaker, Nobutaka Tsubota.
This is the first theme of ENB and Learn Cool special.
"The best idiot will be decided" battle in 2014!
Tsubota-sensei, under your guidance...
has conducted a basic academic test in advance.
Did you all write it down?
Yes, we did.
It's not basic.
Basic is also basic, right?
Basic is also basic.
You're an idiot!
Your pronunciation is stupid!
While looking at the answer sheet, we would like you to tell us the tips for studying and improving your academic ability.
Teacher, how was it when you evaluated it?
It was pretty terrible.
Are you okay?
It was a shocking answer.
It was like, "I'm totally fine."
Huh?
Are NMB people only good at reading?
There are so many answers that come to me.
First of all, it's English. English, first year of middle school.
Here is the question. Write the following word in English.
In first year of middle school, it's like this.
I went to middle school.
You actually went, didn't you? You learned it, didn't you?
It's obvious that you can answer like this.
It's common sense, isn't it?
It's common sense.
But it's good to find out if you're stupid or not with this.
I'll make it clear with this answer.
Now, let's go.
First of all, Uipon's answer.
Let's see Uipon's answer.
Here it is.
Junior high school.
That's correct.
Uipon, you got it right.
It was a piece of cake for me.
It was easy for you.
Now, Wada-san's answer.
Wada-san's answer.
Here it is.
High school.
It's wrong.
It's a pop song.
It's a pop song, isn't it?
What's a pop song?
It's a pop song.
It's high school.
It's a clear answer.
It's fun.
You're stupid.
You're stupid now.
It's obvious.
What's up with you?
Don't say it like that.
What's up with you?
Don't say it like that.
It's not over.
I'll cut my hair.
It'll be a big problem.
I'd like to see it.
Now, next.
Mirurun.
Mirurun's answer.
Let's see it.
Here it is.
Middle school.
What does it mean?
Middle school.
You got it, didn't you?
I didn't know it at all.
You didn't know it at all?
For now, I'm going to write a romanization.
You must have been shocked.
I thought it was wonderful that you had an idea of pronunciation.
I'm relieved.
It sounds like English, doesn't it?
No, it's not English.
I want to praise you.
I didn't praise you, either.
You're ugly.
Look at me.
Next, Kinoshita.
Kinoshita's answer is...
"Student".
It's written in Katakana.
"Student".
It's totally different.
"Student" means "student".
I thought it was something like that.
If you study hard and don't give up, you can do it, right?
No, I can only grow.
You're cute.
Next, translate it into Japanese.
"Take a rest".
First of all, let's look at Foo's answer.
Here it is.
"Take a break".
Correct.
Thank you.
You say "wow" to people who got it right.
But it's a competition.
There are other answers, too.
Rika-nyan.
Rika-nyan's answer is...
"Bring it back".
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I thought it was "take out".
But I'm 20 years old.
We're all students, aren't we?
You're smarter than me, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
I'm older than you.
Thank you for saying that.
Don't forget it.
We're talking about 20 years ago.
Let's look at Sonoda's answer.
Ripopo's answer is...
"Take a list".
Ripopo was the worst, wasn't she?
But I can't read much at this time of year.
That's a weird excuse.
It's an excuse.
You can see it.
It's an excuse that a veteran of "Life of Laren" says.
I'm sorry.
It's the same excuse.
I'm sorry.
Let's look at Nagisa's answer.
Nagisa's answer is...
Restaurant, bamboo. Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is this restaurant?
Does it mean you want to take a break here?
Does it mean you want to take a break in a bamboo?
It's kind of scary.
Let's look at another question in English.
Here is the question.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again.
Translate this part into Japanese.
Is it a little difficult?
It's a little difficult, isn't it?
Let's look at Milky's answer.
Here it is.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again.
Correct!
Milky, you're smart, aren't you?
Yes, but I learned English a lot.
It's not like school.
I see, I see.
"Look" is "to see".
"forward" is "before".
It means you look forward.
"again" is "again".
"seeing" is "seeing", too.
It means you look forward.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again.
It means you're looking forward to it.
Can you explain it properly?
Surprisingly.
It's just an excuse.
Let's look at other people's answers.
Kanakichi!
Here is Kanakichi's answer.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again.
You're very conscious.
"Look" is "to see".
"world" is "world".
It means you're looking forward.
I want to release it with my own song.
The title.
You ugly guys, shut up!
I'm saying it in a different way, but you're ugly too!
What's wrong with men not being ugly?
Next is Wada-san!
Let's see Wada-san's answer.
Is it wrong?
I look at forward players, so I don't look at anything else.
I see! I see!
I want to do it!
No, it said "forward" so...
Forward...
Looking forward...
It's wrong, isn't it, Sensei?
The way you answer is wonderful.
She's even looking at me and looking at me!
She's looking at you!
Stop it!
Really...
Next is a national language question!
The national language question is...
Use appropriate words to complete a sentence.
Ne-mi-mi-ni-ho-nya-ra-ne.
Ho-nya-ra-ne.
It's easy!
Let's see Nada's answer.
Nada...
Here it is.
Water.
Of course, of course, of course.
What did you say, Sensei?
I said Nada is cute.
What!
It has nothing to do with it!
You two are so funny!
Nada is better than I thought.
Let's go. There was a regrettable answer.
Akari's answer is...
drooling.
I knew it when I heard it.
I thought it was water, but it was sweet.
It's cute.
It's definitely cute.
It's not cute! What are you doing?
Stop it!
Are you tearing your ears off? What is that?
Are you trying to tear your ears off?
Let's move on to the next question.
What is the forbidden word for white children?
Saepi!
Let's see Saepi's answer.
This is...
adjective.
I knew it!
Saepi!
Could you first explain what it is, Sensei?
Yes. This "keioshi" is a noun that explains things in detail.
"What kind of snow is it?" "It's white snow."
It's a noun that explains things in detail.
In fact, this kind of noun is very important.
Because what I always teach is "dokkai", reading sentences.
I often explain that "dokkai" power is really important.
In fact, if you read what is written in one sentence with this noun in mind,
you can get all kinds of information.
For example, there is a sentence called "snow country" in the text "kawabata yasunari-san".
When I passed through the long tunnel of the border, I encountered a snow country.
What kind of information can you read from here?
Everyone is writing in silence.
For example, what season is it?
It's winter.
Yes, you should know that it's winter.
For example, if there is a tunnel, where is it now?
A mountain.
Yes, that's right.
If it's a long tunnel, what kind of mountain is it?
Mt. Fuji.
I don't know if it's Mt. Fuji or not, but it's amazing!
It's a big mountain.
Yes, it's a pretty big mountain.
When I passed through the long tunnel of the border, I encountered a snow country.
You can see the snow, right?
But what was it like before you entered the tunnel?
It wasn't snowing.
That's right.
It wasn't snowing, and you passed through the long tunnel of the border and the mountain, and you saw the snow.
All kinds of scenarios like this are born in just one sentence.
I see.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I got it! I'm going to delete "sukebe".
Thank you!
That's amazing!
Now, let's move on to the next question.
Here it is!
Make a name for yourself using the word 'ichijitsu senshu'.
This is for middle school and high school students.
Let's look at Maki-nee-san's answer.
Here it is!
I've been waiting for the day we'll get married for a day since last week, so I'm going to a wedding party.
That's correct!
Yay!
But it's been over 30 years and you still don't feel like you're married.
That's right.
The other day, I went to a 300 vs 300 wedding party.
300 vs 300?
If I say this, Mr. Higashino will say it's a war.
300 vs 300?
It's a war.
But it's a battle, so it's a wedding party.
But Mr. Higashino, this is the best answer, right?
It's wonderful.
I have a good intuition.
I have feelings for marriage.
I've heard of it.
Let's look at the other answers.
Ripopo's answer is...
I like Chiaki only for one day.
It's a double-lettered word.
I was wondering if I should use that word.
If you use those four words, you can use it anywhere.
Next is Ms. Wada's answer.
If you continue like this, it will be the first war village next month.
Ms. Wada, what do you think of this?
If you're a creator, you can do it.
Let's look at the next question.
It is said that parents' characteristics are transmitted to children.
This is a first-year junior high school level.
Let's look at Ms. Keiichi's answer.
Heritage.
This is easy, isn't it, Keiichi?
Yes, it's easy.
This is nothing but a heritage.
Let's look at Keiichi's answer sheet.
I didn't know if it was correct or not at all.
You got lost, didn't you?
Yes, I got lost. I got lost in everything.
But you made it.
Let's look at other answers.
Kanakichi.
The answer of "Kanakichi" is...
Born with it.
You say that a lot, don't you?
It's true, but...
Let's look at Airi's answer.
Airi's answer is...
To another person's sky.
Isn't it "to another person"?
I've heard of "to another person's sky."
Now, let's move on to the next question.
The next question is...
What is the cause of the extinction of dinosaurs and what is being considered?
A meteorite has fallen.
A ice age has come.
You've already answered them correctly, haven't you?
Now, let's look at Shuu's answer.
Shuu's answer is...
Life expectancy.
All of you...
You've already said it all of a sudden.
Life expectancy.
I don't know if it's wrong or not, but...
Because I don't know about dinosaurs.
You don't know about dinosaurs? You've never seen them, have you?
I've never seen them.
If you haven't seen them, you probably don't know about life expectancy.
Next, let's look at math questions.
Here it is.
What is 1.01 times 5?
It's the level of first year of middle school.
Now...
Seiko!
Yes!
Let's look at Seiko's answer.
Here it is!
Correct!
Are you trying to take my ears off?
No, no!
Well, well, if you calculate it, you can talk about it.
If you do it, you'll get it right.
There's something about it.
Let's look at Ri-chan's answer.
So solve it.
That's right, that's right.
It's connected by an equal sign, but...
Sensei, this is...
It's a problem if you can't solve it in a test.
That's right, it's the right answer!
It's connected by an equal sign!
If you calculate this problem, you'll find something unexpected.
1.01 times...
Well, 1.01 means you do it 5 times, but...
Yes.
This actually means you'll increase it by 1%.
1%.
You'll increase it by 1%.
Well, for now...
If you remember this, how many times you multiply it...
If you multiply it 5 times, it means you've increased it by 1% for 5 days.
Actually, if you multiply this 1.01 by 365 days...
In other words, if you increase it by 1% every day...
Actually, it'll be 37.78.
In other words, it'll be 37 times of what you have now.
If you do this for 10 years...
If you increase it by 1% every day for 10 years...
Actually, it'll be 6,000 times of what you have now.
- 6,000 times? - Yes.
In other words, if you increase it by 1% every day...
If you do it for 10 years, it'll be 6,000 times of what you have now.
In other words, what's important is...
Everyone wants to be bigger and stronger than you are now.
It's okay if you increase it by 1%.
But if you increase it by 1% every day...
You'll be 37 times stronger than you are now.
Thank you very much.
- Amazing! - Amazing!
Now you can predict your life from these circumstances.
- Amazing! - Amazing!
Shall we move on to the last one?
The last one is a social problem.
The social problem is...
Who is the person who built the famous Kamakura Shrine built for Enoch?
This is common sense.
Let's look at Milky's answer.
Yoritomo of Miyamoto.
Correct!
Let's look at Nana's answer.
Nana's answer is...
Kamatari of Nakatomi.
The "g" is a little wrong, though.
Did you think it was Kamatari of Nakatomi?
Yes.
- I did. - I like him.
What do you mean you like Kamatari of Nakatomi?
- I like Enoch of Nakano. - If you say it a few times...
It's not Enoch of Nakano. Who is it?
- It's Nakatomi of... - You're all stupid!
Next is Ribobo. Ribobo's answer is...
Nakatomi of Kamatari.
Why do you all think it's Nakatomi of Kamatari?
Let's see Siu's answer.
Nakano Hideyori.
Who is it?
But I think it's Nakano.
Why do you think it's Nakano?
Isn't he a famous person in history?
Isn't he?
Who is it?
It's a mess.
I can't tell.
Let's see the next question.
Who is the next person in the picture?
Super famous!
Let's see Yui's answer.
Yui's answer is...
Gandhi!
You must know him!
He is said to be the father of independent India.
He said "non-violence, non-revenge".
He said we should be independent without violence.
That's how he led us.
He's a great man.
Let's see Nagisa's answer.
Nagisa's answer is...
Chris!
Chris Matsumura!
You get scolded a lot when you come to Segi!
It's similar!
Chris Matsumura?
Yes!
That's not it!
Next, Fu-chan!
Fu-chan's answer is...
Stevie Wonder!
And then...
Mirurun's answer is...
Guns!
The letters are similar, but...
It's hot!
But I understood "guns"!
You understood "guns"?
Yes!
Guns!
Next, Amakou and Nagi's answer is...
This one!
Kusyaoji-san's answer is...
Before Kusyaoji-san becomes Kusyaoji-san, he becomes Kusyaoji-san!
I don't know!
You don't know?
You love him so much you can eat his nose?
You don't know, do you?
Kusyaoji-san...
Don-san, how was it?
I'm not good at this!
Don-san, you understood everything?
I understood most of it!
Most of it?
Of course I understood!
Really?
Especially English!
Don-san has been abroad for a while now...
Really?
What is it?!
It's Don-san!
I've never seen Don-san so excited about something like this!
We've finished checking the answers for all subjects!
Yes!
We'll announce the results in a ranking format!
Yes!
We'll move on!
We'll leave 5 candidates who weren't good at English behind...
and later we'll have an upper and lower ranks battle!
Yes!
Now, let's take a look!
Yes!
First, we'll leave the top and lower ranks behind...
and we'll announce the 4th to 16th places at once!
The 4th to 16th places are...
here!
How is it?!
We got it!
Pooh-chan, 71 points!
We did it!
Shuu has endured it a little.
We did it!
Shuu is amazing!
It's not that she endured it, but
Maki-neesan got 54 points.
Hey!
In a place like this, even though it's an NMB program,
it's not right.
No, it's not right.
It's not right.
It's because we're doing it regularly in a place like this.
Don't say things like that!
She's challenging herself with all her might.
It's so funny!
It's not right! It's not right!
From 4th place to 16th place is as you can see.
Out of the 8 people who haven't been announced yet,
5 people want to go up to the top.
Next up is Kashiko's 3rd place announcement!
Kashiko's 3rd place is this person!
I'm a former public servant!
What did you do?
I worked for the police.
Policewoman?
What?
That was fast!
That's right! You forgot about it!
Next up is Kashiko's 2nd place announcement!
This person!
Abaco Indah Seiko!
Yay!
More!
A man like you isn't reliable and alive!
That's right! You don't have a single male fan!
Self-confidence is also self-confidence.
There's an old man!
There's only one old man!
In his 40s.
An old man in his 40s.
Only one person will be able to avoid young people going up to the top!
Yay!
That's great! Milky, you're smart!
Yes, thank you!
Great!
Now, the five people who will challenge the young people going up to the top have been decided!
17th to 21st!
Huh?! Masayuki?!
Wada-san, Nana, Ri-chan, Mirurun, Nagisa!
Nagisa, 15th!
Huh?! What are you doing?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you saying?!
I'm not fighting anymore!
Huh?! What are you doing?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you saying?!
The young people going up to the top have been decided!
The young girls going up to the top have been decided in the second half of the show!
Next up is...
Ta-dah!
The final battle between the strongest and the weakest!
The fashion check of NMB and Yoshimoto women entertainers!
Who is the strongest and weakest?!
How is it, everyone? Are you confident?
Who is confident that you are number one?
Aini, right?!
Aini, you were number one last time, right?!
I was number one last time, so I think people like me...
That's how it is!
Yes!
Ribobo, you were number one last time, right?
Based on last year's failure, I challenged myself again this year.
I see!
You want to make a difference, right?
Yes!
Yoshimoto women entertainers are also in it!
Yes! Leave it to me!
I saw it, but...
There are so many places here...
I was worried about fashion, but...
There are many things here...
It's a dry talk!
There are many things...
Are you really going to say it?
I want you to be confident!
First of all, let's start with fourth place!
Fourth place, this is pretty high!
It's not second place, right?!
It's here!
Seventh place!
Everyone is not excited at all!
Why?
It's not because of you, right?
Did you lose?
What is it?
You're always ugly!
I'm ugly?
What is the point of this outfit?
But I bought it for this day.
I went shopping the day before and bought it.
The point is that you went shopping the day before.
It's like going for a walk on New Year's Day.
Mr. Dono, what do you think of it?
My legs are a little thick.
That's not fashion.
You say it like that.
That's right.
But you know it.
You know it's thick, so you're wearing black thick clothes.
It's better to be a little thinner than black.
That's sweet. If you can wear black, you should wear black.
If you can wear black, you should wear black.
Maybe it's because my legs are thick.
No, your legs are thick.
Your legs are thick.
Let's look at 5th to 8th place.
8th place.
Here it is!
When did you put it in?
You're so stingy!
Just by looking at it, it's a clothing that leaves an impression.
The title is...
The pants are cute.
I don't think everyone has pants like this.
Something like this, right?
The material and everything is good.
But you know...
It looks like a Yankee's outfit, right?
I think the underwear is definitely a key bag.
Really?
Surprisingly...
I like it.
Is that so?
Sensei, can you tell just by looking at it?
I know.
I haven't asked you this before, but how is it?
Well, it's like that, but...
Don't say it!
It's dirty!
My style is really small.
My lashes are short, so I don't know much about it.
I'm hiding it with a skirt.
I see.
Sensei, what do you think?
It's not bad, but...
It's medium-short.
If you're short, you can hide your knees.
Do you know why your legs look short?
If you look at your knees from the floor, your legs look short.
If you look at a model's style...
The distance from the knee to the crotch doesn't change.
If you say it's long everywhere, it's long from the knee to the bottom.
I see.
It's funny, isn't it?
It's long from the knee to the bottom.
Fuu-chan is in seventh place.
She coordinates her hair with an accented knit.
She also chooses her hair accessories.
I think it's okay.
I think it's cuter to wear her hat because I don't need it.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's true.
I should have worn her hat.
You should have.
It's not here.
Rika-nyan is in eighth place.
She coordinates her hair with a knitted one-piece.
Her checkered coat is her favorite.
What do you think of it?
I think it's good.
This coat is cool, isn't it?
It's cute, isn't it?
It's Zara.
If you wear a coat like this this year...
The one with a long inner is more like this year.
Is that so?
That's right.
Next up is ten people from ninth place.
Li-chan, Saepi, Kinoshita, and today's blood type is red.
Li-chan likes black.
She coordinates herself in black with a large lace pattern skirt.
If you say you like black, you probably don't know what fashion is.
The combination of colors is also one of fashion.
You have to take it in.
Next is Saepi.
She put a large turtleneck sweater, which is popular this year, in her skirt to balance it out.
Is this fashion?
Did you put it in yourself?
Yes.
I don't understand it at all.
Why?
Did you put it in without realizing it when you left the bathroom?
No, I didn't.
Did you say that?
I didn't say it like that when I went out.
I think it would have been better if you had worn thin pants underneath.
I see.
Fancy stockings and accessories stand out.
This is unusual.
It's unusual.
It's a pattern that's not common.
It's like a Kansai-style "kote-kote nari-kin- shigi".
kote-kote nari-kin-shigi
There are too many of them.
There are a lot of rings.
There are a lot of them.
I've seen a lot of fashion, but it's lonely.
I'm really pissed off right now.
12th place is Sayaka, who coordinated with a monotone.
Ms. Dong said that the center of gravity is too strong and that she is wearing it in the wrong way.
From here on, Ms. Dong's hot fashion check will explode!
13th to 16th place are these four!
13-year-old Mirurun.
She seems to like black and white knits.
It's normal.
She's in the top 10.
Because it's an adventure era.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, as a woman, this is the lowest level of fashion.
This came out!
It came out of this area with an empty mouth!
A short pants and a knitted jacket with an open shoulder.
Ms. Dong's strategy is too exposed!
And 15th place, Akarin!
Her simple coordination is more colorful than usual.
She's particular about her red knit.
I know you're trying to look cool, but you're showing your shoulders, aren't you?
Yes.
Wow!
I see it!
Wow!
What's up with your audience?
I see people like you!
You're showing your shoulders a lot!
I don't think you should wear this skirt.
If you do, you should wear a tight skirt under your knees.
If you do, you should wear pants under your knees.
And 16th place, Linatchi!
She has a total coordination like Mary Henchik.
However, she doesn't look good in cute clothes.
Or rather, she doesn't know herself well.
Wow!
Raise your hands if you're left behind!
Yes!
Oh, there's a lot of people left behind.
Suddenly, Motosei is left behind by four-fifths.
From now on, it's Kai's turn.
No!
With all your heart!
Let's go! 17th to 20th!
Here's the 20th place!
Yes!
Wow!
Now, 17th place, Nagisa!
The point is my shoes.
Your shoes?
Yes. There's a ribbon on the back of my shoes.
Ah, on the back.
Yes!
I know, I know.
These are shoes of Barbie.
Barbie?
These are shoes of Barbie and I collaborate with her.
Barbie?
Barbie dolls?
You do?
I do!
It doesn't cost much, so I won't say it, but you do?
I do!
But, you know, isn't the bag too big?
You can't do it like that.
When we shake hands, we roll up our hair or put in a curtain over there.
Let's leave it there.
Roll up and leave it there.
Right, Sensei?
Chuu challenged the handshake meeting with the image of white Christmas.
She is 18th.
Overall, she coordinated in white.
I'm young and cute.
She is appealing like that.
How much do you like me?
Right?
Is she appealing too much?
But it looks like that no matter how you look at it.
Pajama or knee socks have such an image.
Atmosphere, right?
Senior, Ai-chan.
It hurts.
If you do it, I want you to put it in the book of losers.
It's a boring and boring book, but it's cute, it's no good.
It's OK, it's OK, it's cute.
It's cute, it's cute, it's OK, it's OK, it's cute.
You're good at speaking.
That's the way it is.
She's enjoying clothes, but she's suffering from clothes.
Awesome!
You're really good!
The 20th place is the elegant coordination of white and black.
Mrs. Don says that she totally resembles an old lady.
8 years left.
From now on, it's time for the official results.
Let's go one by one.
21st place is...
me!
21st place is...
me!
Me.
I'm into a hat called a bowler hat right now, and this time I'm going to go with a little uniqueness, so I'm wearing a hat with cat ears.
It's cute, isn't it?
Is it in fashion now?
If it's such a distinctive hat, it's cute to wear a white knitwear, an ordinary red skirt, and a black lower body like this.
It's cute that a hat alone can do something about it.
22nd place.
The next one to be announced is...
Here it is!
It's Maki!
It's a brand-new jersey for all-new autumn and winter.
Is this a jersey?
This is...
Is this Aki-nee-san?
No, it's Maki.
It's Maki Tsukino-nee.
I feel like a woman returning from the gym.
Where should I change?
No, it's a mess. You should wear something like this.
Don't choose it!
I've been looking at it for a while now, but it's surprisingly beautiful, isn't it?
That's right!
Look, it doesn't matter what you wear.
It's surprisingly beautiful.
If you say it in a weird way, it's most likely that you'll look like a woman in it.
It suits you better if you wear a more pointed, flat- haired fashion.
I like it.
What do you like about it?
I like it.
I'm embarrassed to be praised like this, but I like comedians more.
There are only "fashionable and cool" top 3 left.
Who will be chosen as "the coolest and coolest"?
This is it.
The test of learning ability of the same person vs. NMB48.
The battle of "the coolest and coolest" by 5 people will finally begin.
In the form of a quiz, one person will answer one question.
You will write it in a flipbook and receive it.
And the one who gets it right will pass.
The last one remaining will be chosen as "the coolest and coolest" of the year.
Let's get started.
Question one.
What does "the last day of the year" mean?
Write it down.
The length may be short, but everyone is heavy.
Ri-chan.
Last day of the year.
Incorrect.
Miruru.
The best day of my life. Incorrect.
Totally incorrect.
Nagisa.
The last day is the last.
What are you saying?
This is a chance for Nana and Wada.
Nana.
The last month.
Incorrect.
Wada.
The last show.
What is it?
The last show.
Incorrect.
Really?
The correct answer is New Year's Day.
New Year's Day.
The last day of the year.
New Year's Day.
Is it the one we ate earlier?
Incorrect.
What is it?
The next question is...
Who called the sound of water jumping into an old house and river?
Please write it down.
I've heard of it.
The pen doesn't move that much.
Please write it down.
Ono no Imako.
Incorrect.
Ono no Imako is not a family name.
Nana.
Murasaki Shikibu.
Incorrect.
Murasaki Shikibu is also wrong.
Wada.
Nagisa.
Yosana Akiko.
Incorrect.
Wada.
Really?
Miruru.
Who?
Komatani Imano.
Incorrect.
Who?
Komatani Imano.
You shouldn't have said that.
You shouldn't have said Komatani Imano.
You shouldn't have said that.
The correct answer is...
Matsuo Basho.
I don't know!
Is this okay?
Next question.
6th grade society.
Okay, okay, okay.
Here is the question.
What is the name of the movement led by Tokugawa Ieyasu and Ishida Mitsunari in 1600?
1600, 1600.
What?
Oh, I know!
I know! I know!
Ah, Ri-chan!
What is this?
It's the name of the movement!
Nagisa!
Yuki-nage movement!
No way!
Yuki-nage movement!
Wada-san!
Taiga movement!
You are really stupid!
It's the Taiga of the Taiga drama.
There was a Taiga movement, right?
No, no. It's not.
Wada-san!
What should I do?
Minuru!
Gassen on the cliff.
Are you serious?
You are fighting in such a dangerous place.
Are you serious?
Only 7 questions left, right?
That's right.
Fight somehow.
7.
1.
I'm scared!
What does it mean?
There is something, right?
I know! I know!
It's oil shock!
What are you saying?
Oil shock!
There are people who know it, right?
Everyone knows it, right?
Sekigahara!
That's right!
Wait a minute!
This is a great record!
Oh, my God!
At this point, no one can choose the correct answer.
Because no one has it.
Oh, my God!
Next question is for 6th grade students.
Who built Osaka Castle?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Fukugawa Ieyasu!
No!
Akechi Michihira!
No!
Oda Nobunaga!
No!
Oda Nobunaga!
No!
What is it?
It's too easy.
Everyone knows it.
Even Akechi Michihira...
Meiji...
What is it?
I was forced to guess it.
What is it?
Akechi Michihira isn't it at all!
It says "Meiji Coffee".
Who is it?
This is a little...
The questions you prepared are not enough.
Next question is for 5th grade students.
Here is the question.
What is the capital of the United States?
Yes, Wada-san!
New York?
Yes, Mirelle!
Washington DC!
Correct!
Finally!
Finally you got it right!
Even though you knew it!
Mirelle is out!
Finally one person is out and four people are left.
Who is the strongest idiot?
America is rice.
England is eggs.
France is...
Yes, Wada-san!
Gourd!
Correct!
Good, good.
There are 3 people left.
I'll lower it up to 4th grade.
4th grade.
It's a 4th grade level question.
Here it is!
What is the name of this student?
Go! Nagi-san, go!
Nagi-san, go!
Yes, Nagi-san!
Summer's Triangle!
What is that?!
Nagi-san!
What is that?!
It's scary!
What is that?!
You're trying to read "Summer's Triangle" like that?!
It's scary!
It's funny!
Which one was faster?
Rii-chan!
Shishiza Ryusei-gun!
Incorrect!
Ah! It's Ryusei-gun!
Seriously...
The correct answer is...
Orion-za!
This is a problem...
This is...
I want to see "Summer's Triangle" one more time!
Nagi-san, show us the previous one!
Summer's Triangle
Wow!
And...
Summer's Triangle
And you didn't read it as "Summer's Triangle"!
That's amazing!
It's funny!
Now, let's continue!
Here it is!
What is the name of this red tofu?
It's "47-5-1"!
Answer it! Answer it!
Come on! Come on!
I know this one!
Go, Rii-chan!
Yes! Tokushima!
Incorrect!
That's so close!
Nagi-san, go!
Nagisa!
Osaka!
Incorrect!
Osaka!
That's wrong!
Rii-chan, can you do it?
But this is my sexual... sexual...
Rii-chan, let's go with "sexual"
She got it right.
Rii-chan?
Kagawa prefecture!
Correct!
Idiot!
I was looking at where you wrote your answer and it was scary, but you wrote "river" from this side.
It was scary.
There are two people left.
It was scary.
It's a battle between veterans and newcomers.
A battle between newbies and idiots.
Who is the strongest idiot?
Hurry up and finish it or Don-san will sleep.
Let's go.
This is a question for 3rd graders.
Find the area of the next triangle!
Go! Hurry up!
Nagi-san!
No. 2!
I don't know where the bottom is!
Don't tell her!
Nana doesn't know where the bottom is.
It's your chance!
If it's 2, then...
I know!
New York!
Correct!
This year's number one idiot is Nagi-san!
This can't be helped.
I'm going to get this tattoo.
It's a punishment game.
The strongest idiot, Nagi-san, will receive a severe punishment later.
Don Konishi is wearing a chic fashion check.
Among them, the strongest idiot will be decided this year.
It's fashionable. It's fashionable. Let's go!
The 3rd place is this person!
Nagi-chan!
You won first place in the gaming category!
Cute! Amazing! Points!
She's wearing a top and bottom set-up with a dark color.
She's wearing a red hat.
She's wearing a Osaka-like, wolf-like outfit.
Cute!
She's also wearing cute socks.
What do you think of Wada-san's outfit?
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
I want to wear it again.
But she has a sense of fashion.
Wada-san is fashionable.
She's fashionable.
Anyone can tell why she's fashionable.
Animals are crawling.
What are you saying?
What did you say?
Can I punch you?
No, no, no.
She's using her own way of life.
She has a bad physique and is ugly.
She's taking off and adding everything.
This red hat is also nice, isn't it?
It's a great point.
Your eyes will pop out and you won't be able to see your face at all.
But you can't see my face from here, right?
You can't see my face at all.
Wait a minute.
Don-sensei's compliments and insults continue too much.
Wada-san, where are you going?
Let's move on to the second place.
The second place goes to...this person!
Deepa!
I like frontal makeup.
I like retro clothing.
So, I matched it with a dot-shaped knee-high skirt.
She has an atmosphere.
I think she has quite a high level among all of them.
I can see her arms from a little below her knees.
I can see her legs from a little below her knees.
This kind of balance...
You have such detailed thinking, Deepa!
Of course!
So, the first place goes to...
Wada-san, you're definitely in first place!
Minori, Airi and Ripopo!
Will it be Airi's second place?
Or is it Ripopo's turn-around?
Finally, the first place goes to...
Could it be...
Let's move on! The first place goes to...this person!
I'm so happy.
Mimiki is fashionless after her academic test.
I'm so happy.
It's casual.
The reason why it looks casual is that
"all we want" is
putting up top and bottom.
It's like this year.
It's good.
I'm fashionable.
Even if you look at me all the time,
it's good to be fashionable.
That's right.
When I'm on TV,
I wear a tie-dress and
say "bing bing bing bing".
When I say "good morning",
I say a lot of ugly things.
Sometimes, I look at a tie-dress and say "oh, it's over"
but it's not over at all.
I'm so happy.
Congratulations on your first place.
Thank you very much.
Tsumota sensei,
who is your favorite type?
My favorite type is my second place, Yui.
Yui.
You like atmosphere, don't you?
Yes, I like matureness and girlishness.
It's like a mix of those two.
Yui is a big fan of you.
Please tell me about it later.
Thank you very much.
Yui is saying something amazing.
She's studying.
Thank you very much.
The remaining losers are...
Seiko and Ripopo and Airi.
Airi was in first place last time.
The remaining losers are these three losers.
Here we go.
Airi, Airi.
I couldn't get first place.
Between autumn and winter, I wanted to get either of them.
I wanted to put a tree on top of it.
A cute Christmas tree.
And I wanted to put an autumn leaf under it.
The tree is yellow.
I want to wear it when I climb a mountain.
It's cute, Airi.
It's a little out of balance.
It's a trend, but you're not wearing it yourself.
You're not letting it come to you.
It's like you're wearing something you don't know about.
It's stuck in my ear, so I'm going to take it all off.
I think it's good to take one by one.
But there's a problem with putting it together.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to second place.
Second and first place are the same.
The remaining losers are...
Ripopo and Seiko.
It's a great battle.
Here we go.
Which one?
This one!
Finally, the strongest loser will be decided.
Ripopo or Seiko Amako Winter, which one will it be?
This one!
Second place, first place, it's Ripoto!
You're ugly!
I'm not ugly!
I'm a housewife from a long time ago.
A housewife? What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to do?
Don't touch me!
You know what?
I think you should dress up a little more formally.
I'll do it.
Like this.
Don't you have to take off your neck a lot?
Like this.
It's easy for you to take it off, but it's not easy for me to do it.
It's hard work.
You're wearing a hoodie with a hood on the other side.
That's how loose it is.
It's a waste of time.
You're ugly!
I'm not ugly!
You're using it all up.
I'm not using it up!
You're not wasting it, are you?
I'm wearing it properly, aren't I?
That's right, you're not wasting it.
Even when you roll it up.
That's why I'm trying to show you my socks!
She's panicking and can't speak!
Your pose is really ugly!
Your pose is good!
But you're cute!
Your face is pretty!
She's playing with you!
She's really saying it!
Why?
Your face is pretty!
Do you want to be born again?
That's fine.
What are you saying?
Ribbon Ball, 2 years!
What kind of Ribbon Ball is it?
Last year, I lost to Shark's Knit and Jeans.
This time, I'm serious.
I've been warming up this bird's knit for a year.
I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time.
She's cute!
Last year, you were determined to win this year.
Yes, I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time.
She's showing her life again.
I wonder what it is.
I guess I'm not good at putting things together in life.
Why do you say that about life?
As long as you look at it like that,
you can put together a lot of things in fashion.
I thought it was cool when I wore it,
but when I see it for the first time, I don't like it.
But she's beautiful and cute.
It's a waste of time.
So, this year's No. 1 loser, Lipopo,
will be coordinated by Ms. Don.
Ms. Don, please.
How will Ms. Don coordinate Lipopo?
Nagisa, who has collected 5 Bataco badges, will go skydiving for the penalty game.
And Ms. Itsukawa, who agreed to go skydiving, will also participate in it.
It was amazing. It was a moving VTR full of tears and laughter.
Is it such a VTR?
Of course it is.
Right, Nagisa?
Yes.
Let's watch it right away.
It doesn't have much to do with it.
You two went skydiving, didn't you?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
We came to Tanima Airport.
I thought you were going to say "yata".
No, I'm not.
Yoisho!
No, I'm not "yoisho".
Do you know what we're doing here today?
Today, we're skydiving!
Yay!
No, I'm not "yay".
Today, five stupid kids are here to play a punishment game.
No, I'm not "yehehe".
Nagisa, who gathered five stupid kids with her stupid remarks,
is going to experience skydiving as a punishment game.
It's a very scary punishment game today.
No, no, no.
I've been watching TV all the time and wanted to do it.
You've been saying that all the time now, but have you ever seen skydiving in a video?
Yes, I have. Nana-san has seen it, too.
Oh, you've seen it, haven't you?
Yes.
You were crying, weren't you, Nana-san?
No, I wasn't crying.
Why are you crying?
No, no, no.
It's because it's scary.
It's scary.
We've come to Skydiving Kansai, which is located in the Tajima Airport.
It's the only place in western Japan where you can experience skydiving.
Mr. Kai will tell us how many times you've skydived, which is 6,300 times.
How many meters up and down do you go?
That's right. Between 3,500 meters and 4,000 meters.
3,500 meters and 4,000 meters?
I don't know how many meters up and down you go.
As expected of a fool who has five of them.
By the way, you go down very fast when you go down.
Yes.
How many kilometers do you go up and down?
Between 200 and 230 kilometers.
Between 200 and 230 kilometers?
Absolutely.
That's very, very fast.
Huh? You've been hesitating all the time.
It's not scary at all.
I don't know how to describe it in kilometers.
You don't know how high you are, how tall you are, and you don't know your name, do you?
Even if he explains it in words, he can't understand it.
So he changed into a diving suit and went to the actual plane.
Oh, this is it.
Oh, teacher, is that James's umbrella?
Yes, it's a regular plane.
I remember it. Nagisa, look.
Wow, it's cool.
No, it's not cool.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Look, it's different from a regular plane, don't you notice it?
It doesn't have a window.
It doesn't have a window, does it?
Even for special use for skydiving, the door is removed.
By the way, which part of the plane does Nagisa sit on?
She sits near this door.
The closest place!
Yay! Special seat!
No, it's not a special seat. It's the scariest place, isn't it?
At this point, it's not scary at all.
Next is a posture lecture in the air.
This posture looks like you're in the air.
OK. Do you want to rest now?
It's fun. No, it's not like flying.
It's a little scary, isn't it? In real life.
You're scaring me.
No, no, no.
It's not a punishment game to scare you.
It costs money, doesn't it? Do you know how much it costs to fly once?
Well, about 50,000 yen.
About 50,000 yen.
It's expensive.
You're a man!
No, I'm not a man.
If you can afford it, can you do an original pose when you're flying?
Then I'll do a pose in front of Nagisa.
Wow! She's flying!
And then, like this...
That's how you do it, right?
I'm scared!
She's finally taking off!
Nagisa, are you scared?
Wow, this is definitely high! I'm scared!
Nagisa!
Her voice is like a dream!
She is waiting for you!
I wonder if Nagisa is flying well this time.
Maybe she is crying up there.
Let's see.
She is smiling!
She is having fun!
Even if my dream comes true, I won't go out
Buddha
Without showing her fear of the first light, she finally arrives at the drop point
What is this?
Don't be scared!
Edo!
Edo, don't be scared!
At last, Nagisa got scared.
And then...
Nagisa collected 5 Bakako Badges and challenged skydiving in a penalty game.
But...
She didn't show her fear at all and finally arrived at the drop point.
No, no, no!
Don't be scared! Don't be scared!
Thank you!
Thank you! Don't be scared! Don't be scared!
Finally, Nagisa showed her punishment game-like reaction.
But, as it is...
Don't be scared!
Wow!
She's fast!
Nagisa is ready.
And...
She's fast!
Sometimes, idols show their fierce faces,
but their main focus is their smiles.
I didn't say "don't be scared" at all.
Wow!
Outer! Outer!
Outer!
Hey!
It's spinning!
Wow!
It's great!
Cry!
How was skydiving?
Cry!
I want to be a bird!
You want to be a bird?
I want to be a bird, too!
How was it? Were you scared?
When I first fell, I thought I was going to die.
Cry! Cry!
I couldn't breathe because of the air pressure.
But, from the moment you fell, it was really scary.
I want to be a bird in the future.
No, you can't. You're a bird.
So, for this skydiving punishment game,
Yes!
Did you want to graduate from school again?
I want to go back to school and fly again.
No, you can't!
So, the punishment game's skydiving was a huge success!
A huge success!
No, it's not a huge success!
You did your best!
Is it over?
It's not over.
You said you wanted to fly again, but you didn't do the punishment game.
I didn't do it.
I want to fly again!
No, you said you didn't want to fly anymore.
That's fine, right?
I want to fly again!
No, you can't.
You can't do it, right?
She's doing it because she's upset.
How was it?
Wow! Is this for real?! This is the worst!
This has nothing to do with it at all!
Even though Nagisa wasn't afraid of it, let's make her scared a lot!
Nooo!
(My body)
Something is shaking!
So, Skydiving is over.
Mr. Ichikawa, thank you for your hard work!
Hey, Nagisa!
It was so much fun!
You're young!
If Nagisa didn't do it, I would have done it!
Right!
But I was so scared, and I was so scared,
and the VTR ended in about 20 seconds!
It was even more scary!
It was really scary!
I couldn't do it!
Could it be that in "All Air,"
Mr. Ichikawa's part is already over?
Why is that?!
It's weird!
It's weird that it's not in this part!
This year's No. 1 "strongest fighter" has been decided.
With the coordination of Mr. Doh,
what will happen?!
Wow!
So stylish!
This year's No. 1 "weakest fighter" has been decided.
With the coordination of Mr. Doh,
what will happen?!
Mr. Ichikawa's part has been decided!
So cute!
It's really, really cute!
So stylish!
So cute!
This is amazing!
This is cute! Thank you!
What is Mr. Don Konishi's stylish point?
First of all, it's important to have a balance you've never seen before.
In order to do that, you have to use various balances.
People who are short and don't have confidence in their legs should hide their knees.
Also, when you wear a coat like this, it looks like a skirt from the coat.
Cute!
The most important thing is...
You know what?
For example, if you wear a woman's-like beige and have an innerwear,
you can wear a man's-like fat father's coat on purpose.
A man and a woman, a woman and a man,
you can create a balance like that.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Cute!
Very cute!
How about you, Ribopo?
I want you all to refer to it.
Ribopo's Bakusho 2014 Backstage News!
Thank you!
Today, I'd like to announce the various news that happened at NMV48 this year.
Here it is!
There's been a revolution in catering!
Revolution? What do you mean?
In the past, we only had cold bentos.
But recently, we've started making things like yatai.
You can make oden or yakitori there.
In a school?
Yes, we made it in a school.
We made it in a school for handshakes and such.
So the members make takoyaki and the staff makes yakitori for us.
That's really nice.
It's like a real festival.
What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
Our bentos are cold!
But we kept saying that and finally our dream came true.
That's amazing!
I thought it was white rice, but it was a chopstick that broke.
But we had a little problem with that.
It was too luxurious and there were days when we only had a lot of calories.
The members would get a little fat.
I don't know about that kind of luxury!
And the biggest problem is that Mirurun always eats until she's about to throw up.
That's true.
You have to adjust it yourself.
All of it was delicious.
I would eat it every five minutes when I didn't have time.
It just comes out like that.
That's right.
You have to be careful about that.
I eat about 20 pieces of chocolate bars.
I'm sorry.
But you're young.
If you do that when you're over 20, you won't be able to maintain your body shape.
Right, Seiko?
No, why?
Why me first?
Why?
It's Ai-chan, right?
I see, I see. Sorry, sorry.
No, I'm still fine.
You're so clumsy.
You've prepared a jersey.
Okay, Rimoco, what's next?
Next is this.
The number of members who can drink alcohol has increased!
I see.
I see, I see. More than 20 now.
Oh, it's 4 now.
I'm 20 years old this year too.
So, Rika-nyan can drink a lot of alcohol.
She looks strong.
She looks like she can drink.
She looks like she can drink in the rain.
She's still an adult.
Rika-nyan can only drink, but when she's in a good mood, she says "usoppyon"!
What does that mean?
When she drinks, she gets really excited.
No, listen to me!
I'm a person who gets really excited when I drink.
I don't know if she wanted everyone to get excited or not, but she said "usoppyon"!
It was hard for me to get excited.
I've drank with Rika-chan before.
Her voice tone has increased a lot.
It's like a girl's voice.
What does that mean?
Does it make you sound like a girl?
Really?
It makes me feel sticky.
Really?
Rika-nyan, you're talking like this, but...
Everyone, let's get older and drink more.
She's inviting you!
You're really stubborn!
After the commercial, Rika-chan and Rika-chan have a tough punishment game!
This is bad!
You're really stubborn!
You're worse than me! This is really bad!
This is bad!
Hey!
You want to use me, don't you?!
Hey!
What?!
It doesn't work at all!
What?! I don't know if it's cute or not, but it's still itchy!
Why?!
My heel is itchy!
I can't hear you!
This is the reality!
Don't show me your white teeth!
Shut up!
Hurry up and give me back my money!
Give me back my money!