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Enem-b and Manabu have learned various things from ancient things to latest information.
This time, at the end of 2013, they gathered popular teachers and talked about what happened this year.
They went to a studio for ultimate creatures beyond the great squid.
Were there roots of earthlings born in meteorites?
And they released a message for aliens buried in spaceships.
In addition, they competed against fans wearing boots.
Isn't that a crime?
And, fashionable people in the entertainment world showed off Enem-b48's fashion.
Did Enem-b fall down?
And, did Lana finally fly to a meteorite in a skydiving buzz game?
Enem-b and Manabu have learned various things from ancient things to latest information.
This time, at the end of 2013, they gathered popular teachers and talked about what happened this year.
The first teacher is already well-known in TV programs.
Professor Indy Jones of the Department of Science, whose research targets from deep sea to space, and Professor Naganuma Takeshi.
Next is Professor Kentaro Motomura of the Department of Broadcasting and Telecommunications, who has a career as a professor, lawyer and actor.
And finally, Professor Don Konishi, who proposed an avant-garde fashion style for the first time in a program and is well-known for his short-lived fashion sense.
Today, we have three professors here with us, and what they will do is...
Please take a look at this!
Now!
Wow!
A lot of things have come up!
This time, you will have eight themes to look back on in 2013.
You will have everyone choose one of them!
Fashion!
Fashion check!
Lipopo!
Lipopo has one of these, doesn't it?
Yes!
Please choose one!
Lipopo has one of these, doesn't it?
Deep sea!
Deep sea interests you, doesn't it?
Does deep sea interest you?
Yes!
Professor Naganuma's field?
Yes!
Shall we go?
Let's go from deep sea to deep sea!
Let's go!
Since the special episode of "deep sea" on NHK aired in January of this year,
everyone has been interested in deep sea, hasn't it?
But, according to Professor Naganuma, there is a more shocking ultimate creature than deep sea squids!
What kind of creature is it?
What do you think it is?
Mah-jun!
Deep sea man!
No, it sounds interesting, when you say it.
Akari!
Whale!
Deep sea whale!
Big!
Haru!
Deep sea frog!
Airi!
Tuna!
Therefore, it is not a big whale.
Maybe it is.
Itsukawa-san, Yano-san, are you okay with this?
No, I am fine with it.
Are you sure you won't go there?
I am fine with it.
I won't call you next time.
If you say like this, you will regret it, so it's better not to say it.
Deep sea abalone!
Ah! That's a good answer!
Now, teacher, let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is this!
Deep sea abalone!
Wait a minute, teacher!
Wait a minute!
Hey! Hey!
I didn't say the number of abalone!
I didn't say that!
Teacher, please show us what kind of creature it is!
There is a picture!
I saw it! I saw it!
I saw it! What is it? What is it?
Be quiet, you!
This is...
What is it?
This is...
This is quite rare, but from which teacher's point of view, does this also look fashionable?
I can't see it! I can't see it!
What is it?
It's fashionable, isn't it?
It's an armband! An armband!
An armband!
What is it?
It's true! It's true!
It lives at the bottom of the deep sea and eats various creatures' corpses.
It is called "deep sea cleaner".
By the way, how deep is the deep sea?
How deep is it?
It's about 1,000 meters deep.
It's very deep!
It's very, very deep, because it's 1,000 meters.
If you say it like that, it's like a caterpillar.
I feel like I know what you mean.
Caterpillars are small, aren't they?
Caterpillars!
This one is...
30 centimeters!
Wow!
Look at this area! It's amazing!
There are usually caterpillars on the ground, right?
If you enlarge it, does it become like that?
Caterpillars are a little cuter.
How many legs does it have?
Caterpillars have about the same number of legs.
It's not like a caterpillar, is it?
It's the same!
Oh, it's the same!
If it falls down, does it become like this?
Yes, it does.
But of course, it's not only grotesque.
Dr. Naganuma has a more shocking point.
The deep sea creatures originally have little food in the deep sea.
So, it's very strong against the fish.
One of the fish that live in the Toba Aquarium has not eaten food for five years.
What?
It doesn't die?
Yes.
That's right, it doesn't die.
Why doesn't it die?
That's the mystery.
Well, it's a deep sea creature, so I think it's strong against the fish.
But I was also surprised that it really lived for five years.
I got a moving form of a giant beetle.
Wow, it's huge!
Which one is the face?
It's moving alternately.
It looks like it's eating.
Is it feeding?
Come here.
Has it not been feeding for five years?
It's eating.
Has it not been feeding for five years?
This is the one that doesn't eat.
It doesn't eat, but it looks like it's going to eat.
It looks like it's going to eat.
It doesn't eat, but it looks like it's going to eat.
As you can see, it's a giant beetle that doesn't eat the feed of the Toba Aquarium,
but in fact, it's a quiet boom right now.
In March, a live broadcast of whether or not to eat feed was held on NicoNico Live.
It was seen by as many as 750,000 people.
700,000 people.
Yes.
Ichika san, how many people will you have a solo concert?
I will have it tomorrow, but I will have it with 30 people.
That's not enough!
A little bit, a little bit.
That's already there.
That's a little bit, you're a prince today.
A little bit, a little bit.
A little bit, you're a prince today.
30 people, that's not enough!
No, it's not enough, that's not enough.
You're a prince in a theater, aren't you?
I'm not a prince, but as a result I became a prince.
Is it a fierce battle?
Well, I will bite it.
One of my friends bit it.
This is a giant caterpillar, but there is a bigger one.
It's called a caterpillar.
It bit me once.
What?
A friend of mine bit me and I got a scar.
That scar is also a strange scar.
What?
Yes, this one.
What do you mean?
This is a scar.
The shape of the scar is like this.
I don't know how I got this scar.
I can't imagine it.
Isn't there any poison in it?
There is a lot of blood and it seems like the scab has risen up strangely.
It has risen up strangely?
The blood doesn't stop and it seems like it produces strange substances that are hard to heal.
But it's hard to stick to those triangles.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yes, you're right.
This cut won't stick.
You're pretty good.
Mr. Dawn approved of me.
You're pretty good.
I hope we can work together again next year.
Yes, please.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Yes, what do you think?
There is a big secret in meteorites.
I see.
Let's move on to "Yarisugi Bakatter is in a hurry".
Why did you ask me?
This is Mr. Motomura's strategy.
Why did you ask me?
Thank you very much.
The next topic is "Yarisugi Bakatter is in a hurry" taught by Mr. Motomura.
This year, many pictures of bad manners spread on the Internet and became a big problem.
We are going to learn what happened to Bakatter who made the public hate him.
I will do my best!
Bakatter!
You know who Bakatter is, don't you?
Do you know who Bakatter is?
Yes, I know.
Yes!
Stupid Twitter.
I see.
Stupid Twitter.
Wow!
Stupid people have Twitter.
Wow!
Ms. Mizukawa!
Cutter knife that is hard to cut.
Hey!
That was funny!
You have a lot of teeth.
That was funny!
You should have been beaten up a little.
You have a lot of teeth.
You have decided not to laugh at Ms. Mizukawa, haven't you?
Stop it!
It is funny every time.
I will never laugh at you.
Give me a fair evaluation.
Here is the answer!
What is it?
Stupid Twitter!
Yes!
Correct!
You got it right.
Stupid Twitter.
Stupid people do stupid things and post them on Twitter and laugh at them.
Stupid people.
They have gone through bad jokes and sometimes criminal acts.
Let's see what kind of stupid people were there this year.
There was one like this.
This one.
There was one like this.
This is a picture of an actual picture.
Everyone is naked and making a fuss and riding on a ride.
This is a college student who is doing something ridiculous.
For example, you are riding in a theme park and making a fuss.
For example, you want to break something.
Or you are riding in a ride and have a fracture.
Or you are lying.
What do you think of college students like this?
It is stupid.
Of course, you have to take responsibility for it.
They did something like this and made a fuss.
Of course, it became a problem.
What happened to them?
It became like this.
Bang!
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't say "bang, bang, bang" like "stupid, stupid, stupid".
Bang, bang, bang.
Be careful.
Yes, yes.
Be careful.
I am also worried about you.
Today...
Don't say "bang".
What should I say?
Let's say "bang".
"Bang".
Excuse me.
How did it go? "Bang".
I don't have a license. Please forgive me.
I don't have a license.
"Bang".
Since you gave me permission, how did it go? "Bang".
I got permission, so it's okay.
It went like this.
3 months of suspension.
At school, of course.
In addition, I had to use a police officer's device such as a power malfunction prevention device.
A police officer's device is a word I'm not used to hearing, but it's said to be a very serious punishment.
Even though he's a minor, he's going to face a criminal trial like an adult.
If there's a verdict in the trial, what kind of punishment will it be like, for example, paying money or something like that?
A power malfunction prevention device is by no means a light punishment.
It's a fine of up to 3 years or less or less than 500,000 yen.
There's a possibility of you going to jail for a fine.
That's how heavy of a punishment it is.
You're doing something you don't want to do.
That's right. You're bothering people around you.
You don't know?
There are other punishments like this, right?
Yes, there were other ridiculous punishments like this one.
It's this one! "Bang"!
Do you know it?
It's this one! "Bang"!
This is a picture that can't be seen more than the previous one.
This is...
I'm really taking it off.
It's "zenra".
Don't the people in the shop say anything?
Actually, the people in the shop say "irasshai" or something like that,
but these people are actually friends,
and they are said to have borrowed costumes on their own.
So, they all come to the shop in groups,
and this is during business hours.
There are other customers.
In short, in order to use it for advertising the clothing store,
and in order to make a calendar for customers,
we decided to take an interesting picture.
I think it's funny.
I don't think it's funny at all.
It's inappropriate for middle-aged people like me,
people who have nothing to do with it, to sit naked in the center.
They are sitting with their naked butts.
It's dirty!
I don't want to sit in a seat like this!
What kind of crime is this?
Of course, the police took action.
And what happened?
Bang!
Arson charge.
Arrested for obstruction of business.
Arrested?
Two main offenders were arrested.
You can't do this alone, can you?
That's right.
It's a light feeling.
That's right.
When you get wet...
There's no need for a fashion check like this.
That's what I'm saying.
Next up is an unusual case of stupidity.
Does everyone remember it?
A clerk released a receipt photo of a famous person.
A famous actor went shopping at an airport store.
He paid with a credit card.
A famous person came and took a credit card receipt.
The clerk himself only sent the receipt to his colleague.
Then his colleague uploaded it.
This is bad for both of you, isn't it?
But you two seem like you can do it.
If you were a right-handed clerk...
There's an actual signature here, so you can do it.
I think you did it with a very light heart.
But what you took was a little bad.
You even had your card number on it.
It's a credit card receipt, so you put your own credit card number and your signature on it.
Credit card information is the most important thing in privacy.
By the way, what happened to you two?
The person who took the picture and the person who uploaded it.
What happened?
It turned out like this.
Both of you were fired.
Of course it is.
There are a lot of people who don't care about Facebook.
I think it's good advice to review it a little more.
I think it's a lesson.
Don bought socks at Don Quixote.
Don went to Don Quixote and bought socks for 500 yen.
Fashionists don't buy things like that.
That's annoying.
I bought it secretly.
You're too greedy.
The next theme is the tremendous secret of meteorites taught by Dr. Naganuma.
In February of this year, the meteorite that fell in Russia was shocking, wasn't it?
But in fact, meteorites have a secret that leads to our birth.
First of all, let's watch a video of a meteorite in February.
Wow!
I wonder if it's a coin.
Wow!
It's like a movie scene.
This is amazing!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I don't know what it is.
Is it bright?
It's floating.
This is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
This is a small meteorite, at least a dozen meters in diameter.
Sensei, I used to see a meteorite like that on my way home from school in the evening at a certain speed of light.
It's a meteorite, isn't it?
If you burn it all in the middle of the way, it's called a shooting star.
If it comes to the surface of the earth, it's called a meteorite.
This time it hit the ground.
It's a meteorite, isn't it?
It's okay because it's that size, but if it's a little bigger meteorite, there's something interesting about it.
Maybe there's a creature in the meteorite.
This is fun.
What's in it?
What is it?
Is it an extraterrestrial life form?
In fact, we ourselves are said to have originally come from space.
We are ancestors of earth life.
Our ancestors may have been carried on meteors like that.
Did you say that?
It's a theory that's been around for a long time.
It's a recent one.
It's a recent one, isn't it?
On a meteorite like that...
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
Are you stupid?
No, I'm not stupid.
It may have come on a meteorite.
Yes.
So when it came, bacteria or microorganisms or something like that came and carried it, and it evolved and became like this.
Yes, that's right.
Where is that star specifically?
Well, one possibility is Mars, which is next to Earth.
Mars?
Is there a life form on Mars?
I don't think there is now.
I don't think there is, but in the past, when the solar system was created and Earth and Mars were created, life was born at that time.
Maybe Mars was said to have produced life more often.
I see. So it was in that environment.
Yes, and Earth was less likely to produce life.
At that time, the solar system consisted of countless large meteorites.
Meanwhile, large meteorites were falling on Earth, a relatively large planet.
As large meteorites fell, Earth caught fire with their shock and heat waves, and even if life existed, extinction was repeated.
But Mars is...
Compared to that, Mars is much smaller than Earth, so it doesn't bring in too many rocks.
So there are few collisions, and the life that was born will not be killed and will survive.
But when Earth is in a good mood, meteorites will fall from Mars.
That's interesting, but when a small meteorite falls on Mars, fragments fly out of Mars.
Mars is small and weak in gravity, so it's easy to fly out.
If a meteorite had trapped a Martian creature in Mars at that time, it would have fallen to Earth.
It is said that this became the seed of Earth's creature life.
Wow, that's mysterious and romantic.
Mars is already being explored, and at this moment, two explorers are moving around on the surface of Mars.
What those explorers discovered was that there used to be an ocean on Mars.
And there was also an undersea volcano.
We now think that life was born in an undersea volcano, so there is a high possibility that life was born on Mars.
And that life was delivered to Earth.
Have you found any fossils yet?
Actually, at the end of the 20th century, I found a fossil meteorite, and there was something like a microorganism in it.
And it's a fossil, because it's 4 billion years old.
It's a fossil, but there is still no conclusion about whether it is a microorganism or not.
We may be descendants of a fossil creature.
That's a great story.
I thought it was a pizza shop.
It's a grand pizza shop.
Next, we will talk about Mr. Don Konishi's theme, "NMB48's fashion".
"Old men vs young girls" in front of the studio.
It's starting!
This time, Mr. Don Konishi will check on us
his casual clothes he wore at a handshake event held in early December.
Of course, members are also paying attention to the fashion in handshakes that many fans see.
Mr. Don Konishi, who has recently accumulated frustration because of his careless fashion choices,
will evaluate his fashion from head to toe.
I checked everyone's fashion.
I checked the overall rating.
It was like this.
Everyone is neither good nor bad.
You don't have individuality.
And...
You are ugly!
You are an idol, but you are ugly!
Was it ugly?
You don't have individuality.
Among these, Mr. Don Konishi's "fashion best 3"
and "ugly guy worst 5" have been decided.
Before we announce the rankings, let's look at our seniors and supervisors' predictions first.
Ichikawa-san, too?
I like "mirurun".
It's a simple color. I like blue.
Yano-san, do you like it?
Yes.
Let's see...
I like this one. It's like you're choosing a panel from a rich family.
It's too long!
Stop it!
If you choose it right away, I'll say "no"
I'm sorry.
What do you think?
Can I say something?
I like "sayanei".
It's a simple color.
Thank you.
To be honest, I like "sayaka-san" as well.
What about you, Yano-san?
I like "panel 1" the most.
Stop it!
It's too long!
Everyone, this is a tense moment.
This is the "best 3" of "fashionable ranking" chosen by Ms. Tomonichi!
It's an honor just to be in the 3rd place!
Let's go, Ms. Tomonichi!
Who is in the 3rd place?
In the 3rd place is...
"shibarena"!
What is it?
"shibarena"!
It's fashionable!
I don't think it's fashionable at all.
What is it?
It's my total vote.
"sabienasa" is good!
It's good!
I don't think it's fashionable at all.
But, for some reason, all of you are "dasai".
Recently, when I became an adult,
I started looking like "kyankyan".
You're an adult!
I'm a teenager now, so...
You're calling me "kyankyan".
Yes, I was conscious of men.
I see.
I like your socks.
Thank you.
fashionable
The second place goes to...
yuipo
So stylish!
Ah, I want it!
Listen!
What are you doing?
You said "I'm sorry", didn't you?
I apologized, didn't I?
Here we go!
It's weird, isn't it?
Huh? What do you mean?
It's weird, isn't it?
It's second place, isn't it?
This "jumper skirt" is a little popular, but...
If you put it in front of you, you can put it in the opposite direction!
I'm sorry! That's the design.
But...
If you put it in the opposite direction, you can put it in the opposite direction!
It's weird, isn't it?
Huh?
It's weird, isn't it?
The point is...
It's weird that it's on the nipple.
It's too high up.
And it's weird that you chose second place.
Is it a compliment?
Yes, it's innovative.
I see.
So it's all right?
It's normal for people to buy it like this.
Ah, I see.
It's stylish, isn't it?
But it's weird that it's on the nipple.
You just want to say it, don't you?
It's like that.
So, you see, she actively takes on unique things.
Whether it's weird or not, she has a good attitude.
She's adventurous.
That's right!
Now, the second one.
She's stylish!
She's even more stylish.
The first one.
I'll announce it!
Ivy Jane!
Wow!
Ivy Jane!
No way!
Ivy Jane, isn't there?
No, there isn't!
Why?
Ivy Jane doesn't go this far out of bounds.
There isn't! Why?
It's fashionable for me to be fashionable!
The teacher will never do it!
Did you hear that? It's fashionable for me to be fashionable!
Let's go!
This one!
Wow!
This is amazing!
Ivy, you're happy about this, right?
I'm really happy!
As a viewer, even if I'm not chosen, I'm happy about it.
I don't think so at all.
What?
It's not like that at all!
That's scary!
Where did you learn that from?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What are you talking about?
It's out of balance!
What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
You're a great teacher, Tom Coney.
That's right.
Right? What's the point?
For me, it's still not enough.
It's still not enough, but it's sporty.
I think it's good for the age group's coordination and nutrition.
This is amazing!
Martin, you said it's not like that at all, but it's not like that at all, Ivy.
What? It's the worst!
It's not like that at all!
No, but it's great. Congratulations!
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Now, let's move on to the worst five in hell.
When I said it, there were a lot of people who said it's not like that at all.
I chose five people.
There are a lot of people who say it's not like that at all.
Five people who say it's not like that at all.
That is...
Kana Kichi.
Kana Kichi!
I know what you mean!
Where is she?
Kana Kichi.
She seems cute, though.
She's cute!
How is she?
What do you think of her?
She's cute!
Let's see what the teacher has to say.
Was she popular in school?
Yes, she was popular.
This is it.
Telecommunication shoulder bag.
Telecommunication shoulder bag!
How much is it?
She's 17 years old.
She's like a standard of a telecommunication shoulder bag.
It's popular in Chidori this year.
It's boots.
It's a beaded bracelet.
She's like that.
And she's monotone.
You're exaggerating.
Is it okay for you to say that?
For example, you can make the top sweater red.
You can make it blue.
You can make it yellow.
I see.
You can also make it soft boots.
I'm worried about many things.
I want you to cut it there.
I see.
Because you're young.
Here we go.
Haru!
Here we go.
Here it is.
You got it wrong.
I didn't say it like that.
I noticed it!
You said it like that earlier.
I'm begging you, notice it!
You got it wrong, you got it wrong.
It's harder than communicating on the internet.
You're 15 years old, right?
Ah, yes.
Can you stop wearing this bag?
Ah, it's like...
It's like a nurse's scarf.
Can you stop wearing it?
Yes.
And you're 15 years old and you're wearing this nasty thing.
That's true.
This see-through thing.
I think it's cuter when it's thin.
It's not cute, it's nasty.
It's not like you're 15 years old.
That's right.
I bet your teacher's hair is quite messy, right?
It's pretty messy.
See?
It's messy!
It's not messy!
It's fashionable.
No, no, no.
Haru, what do you think?
I like simple things, too.
I think it's more like...
You don't need something simple.
It's noisy.
15-year-olds are noisy.
Anyway, fashion and life are intertwined.
That's right, that's right.
Right?
So, you're probably 15 years old, but you don't think much.
You're thinking of getting on top of things easily.
You should fail more!
Let's go on an adventure!
No, you can't get third place.
Can you do it?
Sayaka!
Here it is!
Why is it like this?
I'm sorry.
Is it a real Sayaka?
If you say where you can't go...
Can you do it?
Like an old lady!
Wow!
She said it!
What do you think of it?
It makes me angry.
Angry? Why?
It's a fashion.
An old lady in Osaka wears a spandex...
It's not a spandex!
It's like a spandex!
It's not a spandex!
It's like a spandex!
It's a skinny!
It's like a spandex!
It's a skinny!
It's like this...
She shows her tongue thin...
It overlaps with her eye and she lifts her shoulder...
It's like she has to do something about it.
But...
I'm saying it for her sake.
At such times raw men and black women...
You are an old lady!
I want to decide the day by monotone...
I don't want a monotone day!
Are you criticizing monotone itself?
What happens if monotone comes?
A dead human lives monotone.
That's persuasive!
You're not out of your mind, Sensei!
I thought you were lying.
But like a man, it has two votes.
I like it.
Fashion has nothing to do with it, Sensei!
I'll announce it!
Denapyon!
It's Denapyon!
Sensei, what do you think of it?
I'll announce it!
Elementary school student!
The opposite!
It's the opposite of elementary school student!
If you're too young, you'll say that!
Denapyon, what do you say?
Kanashii Denapyon!
It's Kanashii Denapyon, Sensei!
Shut up!
Then, I'll cast a spell so that Denapyon likes Denapyon.
Cast it! Cast it!
Here I go!
Udon! Chiruchiru! Pikan!
Denapyon likes it!
What do you think of it, Sensei?
It's obvious, isn't it?
It's obvious!
You don't like Denapyon?
It's obvious!
Sensei, what do you think of it?
It's cute, isn't it?
It has its own personality.
But...
It's casted a spell!
It's cute!
You idiot!
Denapyon likes knitwear with ribbons.
Denapyon likes it sweet.
It's sweet, isn't it?
It's really sweet!
Denapyon likes it sweet, isn't it?
It's sweet.
Denapyon is cute, so it has an image of being pink.
So I thought a knitwear with a cute pink ribbon would suit it.
Sensei! Sensei!
Who is the ugliest after the commercial?
And, who sends a message to their friends?
He does!
Whaaaat?!
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Today, I will announce the worst one.
Yes.
Ripopo
When I entered the panel, it was hard for me to say who is the worst one.
Ripopo
Let's do it.
This is it.
This is good, isn't it?
This is it.
Ripopo
But I like sharks.
Ripopo
What is the reason for that?
Is there any old man who likes golf who looks like this?
I don't know what to do.
For the time being, if you don't have a character, wear a sweater or something like that.
There is.
If this becomes a dog, it's over.
Ripopo
But I just have a different color and I always wear a jeepan and a ueson.
Because it's the ugliest pose.
It's an old man's pose.
It's an old man's photo.
It's a red eye.
Ripopo
If I were to give you advice, denim is not bad, but it's not an item in the middle of the trend right now.
You can wear it, but when you wear a sweater like this, you can wear a checkered skirt or checkered pants.
It's annoying!
Checkered pants are annoying!
But as a teacher's personality, it comes out, doesn't it?
It's hard to come across like this.
That's why when "yeipon" came out, I thought I'd be called next.
So it's a personality, right?
It's a personality, right?
The evaluation of the remaining members is like this.
Everyone became fashionable enough to be praised by the teacher.
The next topic is this.
Isn't food fraud a crime?
This year, food fraud caused a big uproar.
Just the other day, three hotels that were doing food fraud were given orders.
But what are those orders?
Is it still a crime?
Let's learn about it!
The menu of various hotel restaurants became a problem.
Isn't it a lie? Isn't it an illusion?
There were various things.
For example, there was something like this.
For example, the most common one was shiba shrimp.
In reality, most of them were banana shrimp.
There were also domestic beef such as Australian beef.
Will this become a crime?
It won't become a crime.
It's not a crime?
There's no difference between being deceived and being deceived.
This is against the law of reward disclosure.
I see.
This is against the law of reward disclosure.
The law that prohibits the disclosure of old or fake goods.
The law that prohibits the disclosure of fake goods.
But there's nothing specific about it, right?
Regarding the menu of restaurants,
there's almost no law regulation about it.
At worst, you don't have to write what kind of ingredients are included in the menu.
In law.
In other words, you can leave it up to you.
But you can't lie or make an unpleasant expression.
But let's say you paid 2,000 yen because you thought it was steak.
Let's say you paid 2,000 yen because you thought it was steak.
But if you found out it was fake meat,
who would pay 2,000 yen?
This is another crime.
I think it's not a crime.
I see.
In the current law of Japan,
this is against the law of reward disclosure.
It's just a matter of disclosure.
There was a matter of disclosure.
It's not a crime.
I can't say it's a crime.
But you wouldn't eat it if you knew it was fake meat.
You wouldn't eat it if you knew it was fake meat.
Are you being fooled?
Yes, I am.
So regarding steak,
you absolutely can't do it in the future.
I think it's against the law of reward disclosure.
So if someone discloses something wrong next,
there will be a fine, right?
If someone disobeys an order, a fine will be applied for the first time.
In addition,
on the restaurant side,
you might receive a complaint.
You might be told it's against food hygiene.
So we are changing our menu.
For example,
there is a family restaurant.
They changed their menu.
Pork ginger sauce wazen.
What does that mean?
It's ginger sauce,
but it's not cooked on the spot.
It's cooked in advance.
If you have an order, you can heat it up in the microwave.
So you can't say it's ginger roast.
That's why it's called ginger sauce wazen.
It's too scary.
It's one of the examples.
It's too scary.
I don't like ginger sauce.
On the contrary, I don't know much about it.
It looks good, but it's ginger roast.
Then,
let's think about whether or not
the actual menu disclosure is allowed or not.
For example,
mom's seasoned food.
Actually, it's made by middle-aged men.
What do you think about it?
I think it's allowed.
It's allowed.
Everyone thinks it's allowed.
My judgment is this.
It's allowed.
Mom's seasoned food
doesn't mean it's made by people like you,
but it reminds you of mom's seasoned food.
I think that's all it means.
Actually, whether it's made by men or single women,
I don't care about it.
Like meat and potatoes.
That's how it is.
It reminds you of it.
I see.
Next.
Next, cup yakisoba.
There is no process of frying cup noodles in oil and putting noodles back in water.
Is it okay to say it's yakisoba?
Who thinks it's allowed?
It's allowed.
Is it allowed?
You know it.
Yes, I know it's allowed.
Keiichi, do you think it's allowed?
I don't think it's that bad.
If it tastes like yakisoba.
If you don't like it, it doesn't matter.
My judgment is this.
It's allowed.
It's cup noodles.
Everyone knows it's cup noodles.
Yakisoba is yakisoba.
You can only call it yakisoba.
I don't think it's allowed.
I see.
Next.
How about this?
Handmade hamburger.
It's not cooked by hands.
It's made by machines.
How about this?
Who thinks it's allowed?
I think it's allowed.
Almost everyone thinks it's allowed.
Kanagi, do you think it's allowed?
It's not a handmade hamburger.
It has a style to it.
I think it's allowed.
It's not allowed.
Yes.
I don't think it's necessary to write "handmade style" on it.
You think only "hamburger" is allowed?
What does it mean?
Sensei, what do you think?
My judgment is this.
It's not allowed, Sensei?
It's not allowed?
It's not allowed.
Even though it's made by machines,
I don't like the word "handmade" in it.
In other words, the word "handmade" in it is confusing.
Some people might think it's handmade.
Don't make it confusing.
Next, the chef's "handmade pasta" is...
According to Motomura sensei's judgment, it's allowed.
"Handmade" means "leave it to the chef".
It's because the restaurant's menu is free.
Lastly, this.
Morning chicken lettuce.
It wasn't harvested today.
It was harvested yesterday morning.
How much is it?
You can't say "it's okay" in the morning.
My judgment is like this.
In my opinion, it's okay.
In other words, "morning chicken" doesn't mean "this morning".
It means "it's okay" if you harvest it in the morning.
It's not okay.
No, it's not.
It's fresh.
No, it's not.
The reason why "morning chicken" is okay is
because it's delicious and nutritious if you harvest it in the morning and not in the evening.
That's why "morning chicken" is good.
The point is whether you harvest it in the evening or in the morning.
It's okay if you harvest it yesterday, so it's okay if you harvest it in the morning.
However, if you emphasize that you harvested it in the morning, it's not okay.
You can't say "it's okay" in the morning.
Anyway, according to Motomura sensei's judgment,
according to Motomura sensei's judgment,
there is no clear legal standard, but whether it will be unvoted or not is something that consumers will misunderstand when they see the menu, so please think of it as unvoting.
I see.
Even if I say business, there are times when I slip when I say "explosion stage", right?
This is quite unvoted, isn't it?
It's your responsibility.
Next is a theme that everyone was curious about.
A spaceship escapes from the solar system.
We will reveal a message for the unknown to the aliens.
Speaking of space, in September of this year, I received big news.
Finally, a spaceship called "Voyager 1" has escaped from the solar system.
That's incredible, isn't it?
That's amazing.
By the way, when did "Voyager" go up?
36 years ago.
By the way, Sensei, do you remember it?
I remember it quite a while ago.
Has it become quite a topic?
I also watched "Voyager" on TV.
Really?
I watched "Voyager" broadcasts and broadcasts.
What does it mean for a solar system to escape? Is it amazing if a solar system comes out?
That's right.
It's the first outer space created by humans.
Speaking of solar system, it's like Osaka River.
There is a wide ocean beyond Osaka River, the Pacific Ocean.
The Pacific Ocean is called outer space.
It's the first object created by humans.
It's the first time we've seen something we haven't seen before.
That's right.
It's like going on a huge space voyage.
That's amazing.
It's romantic.
"Voyager" was originally a purpose mission.
I see.
Why was it launched?
In the first place, it's an exploration of wood and clay.
Until now, everyone knows about wood and clay, but at that time, no one knew about it.
I see.
The fact that I found volcanic activity in Io, a planet of wood, is also the result of this Voyager 1.
Since volcanoes are said to be the source of life,
Dr. Nagaruma felt the possibility of space life forms and said that this Voyager was the trigger.
We have already passed the planet of wood and the solar system has emerged.
From now on, our goal is to fly to unknown seas and open oceans.
From now on, everything is new for us.
This is amazing.
By the way, this Voyager 1 is said to have an amazing flight speed and speed.
This speed is almost the same as the meteorite that fell in Russia earlier.
It is the fastest human-made object in the world.
17 km/s.
17 km/s in one second.
17 km/s!
This 17 km/s is about 60,000 km/h.
Professor, how many times louder is it?
The speed of sound is about 0.3 km/s in one second.
It is more than 50 times louder.
Is it faster than sound?
It is much faster.
What?
Is it faster than sound?
Sound is noisy, isn't it?
It is noisy, isn't it?
Sound is noisy, isn't it?
I was doing a lip-sync.
"Ready, go!", smoke comes out, I dub it, and sound comes out.
That's right.
Is it that slow?
Light.
Light is faster.
Light is 300,000 km/s in one second.
It is faster than sound.
It is about 70,000 km/s in one second.
But, even with that light, the distance is only 17 hours.
What?
Light and radio are the same, but it is only 17 hours to communicate with radio.
17 hours!
It is only 17 hours to update once.
It is only 34 hours to go back and forth.
It is difficult.
This is amazing.
It is amazing that it can be updated.
That's right.
Even if it is that far.
Actually, if the battery runs out, it is no good.
For now, you can keep it until 2025.
But, after 2025, the battery may run out.
Then, updating is impossible.
That's too bad.
You travel the universe alone, lonely.
But, you keep moving forward.
Yes.
Even though you don't have batteries.
Yes, yes.
In the end, you travel the universe.
You can't communicate with it, but you always have a mission.
There is a human here.
If an alien finds out that what humans made is flying,
aliens will know about us.
Yes.
This is a very important job.
Amazing, amazing.
In "Voyager", there is something interesting.
It is a message for aliens.
Yes.
It is called "golden disk".
It is romantic.
It is romantic. It is wonderful.
It is a good story.
The one who said "let's put the golden disk" is amazing.
It is amazing.
Here is what is recorded in the golden disk.
It contains various data for you to know about the earth.
Now, we will show you a part of the greeting in 55 languages recorded in the golden disk.
Listen carefully.
Hello from the children of planet earth.
Konnichiwa. Ogenki desu ka?
Namaste. Kanari ga rupara o age subhashaya guru.
Kaipa chamatna. Pitapas. Maitapas. Rima payaspi. Guru nasimi ipi.
Annyeonghaseyo.
Bonjour tout le monde.
Hola y saludos a todos.
This is 55.
Yes, it is 55 languages.
This is very famous.
Maybe there will be a reply.
The question is when will aliens catch us and discover us.
It is very difficult.
There is a planet next to the solar system.
It will take 40,000 years for this rocket to reach that planet.
40,000 years?
Yes, 40,000 years.
In detail, it is thought that it is easier for life to be born around the planet that emits light like our solar system.
And it will take 40,000 years for it to approach the planet that emits light in the closest direction of Voyager's progress.
Does it have nothing to do with us anymore?
However, if you think about it, we humans have a history of 200,000 years.
So, if you think about it, somehow 40,000 years is already in my vision.
Then, is Voyager 40,000 years old?
But, it might hit the spaceship, right?
That's right.
In front of that planet, an alien spaceship may be caught.
If we catch it early and listen to it and attack it, it will be a big failure.
Various information may be included.
After the commercial, Nana finally skydives.
Did she fly safely?
Finally, Nana challenges skydiving as a penalty game.
We have arrived at Najima Airport!
Yeah!
Could you please be a little quieter?
Why? You can't be quiet in such an open space like this, can you?
I can't do it!
Then, be excited! Hurry up!
No, I can't!
Hurry up! No, you can't!
I can't do it!
You can't do it in such a place like this! Don't you want to fly?
No, you were the one who gave stupid answers in class and ended up flying, right?
No, I was just answering desperately, wasn't I?
No, NANA!
Nana has repeated stupid remarks in the studio for eight months.
As five stupid remarks have accumulated,
this time, through a harsh experience of skydiving,
NANA will grow up as a human being.
This time, we visited Skydiving Kansai, which is located in Najima Airport.
This is the only place where you can enjoy skydiving in Western Japan.
Also, will Mr. Kai Kentaro, representative of Skydiving Kansai, guide us in this special penalty game lesson?
Mr. Kentaro, what is the charm of skydiving?
Well, among all kinds of sports and games, I think it's the ultimate game.
I heard you, Nana-chan.
You can do the ultimate game!
It's the best to grow up as a human being with such an ultimate game!
It's the best, isn't it?
What do you think, Nana-chan?
I can't say "let's eat" just because you asked me "what do you think?"
No, you can!
We're going to a place like that!
Where are we going?
We're going to a place like that!
Isn't it?
Yes, it is!
We're going up to about 3,500 meters above sea level.
But it's higher than Skytree!
Of course it is! It's higher than Skytree!
Can you really fly, even for beginners?
Not at all! I can fly!
Really?
You need your own courage to fly, so do your best!
What will happen to me?
You'll become a bird!
By the way, how much does it cost to fly once?
It costs 41,800 yen per person.
That's 49,800 yen!
That's expensive!
Isn't it?
Can you fly today, Nana-chan?
It means I'm rich!
You're rich!
You're very rich!
My Kansai blood is boiling!
That's right!
You're Kansai people! 41,800 yen!
You have to pay for it!
That's true!
Do you have any worries?
If you faint, do we have no choice but to die?
That's right!
You don't have to worry about it!
Are you sure you don't have to worry about it?
Why is that?
For safety reasons,
if there is an instructor or something like that,
by turning on this computer,
if the parachute doesn't open at a certain height,
it will automatically release the parachute.
That's amazing!
Is that so?
You're smart!
You're smarter than Nana-chan!
They will show us how they actually fly!
It looks like an old plane!
It does!
It looks like a fighter!
I've never sat on it!
We make it special for skydiving.
It's special, isn't it?
Five skydivers and one pilot.
Six people!
By the way, where do you close the door?
We leave the door open like this.
We leave the door open from the beginning so that it's easier for skydiving.
That means...
Do you go up as soon as you open the door?
That's right.
Is there a possibility of you falling down?
The seatbelt fits perfectly.
There's no such thing, so don't worry.
I'm scared!
No, no, no!
Instructor, can we close the door because it's a cardboard box?
I'm scared, too!
They change their clothes and go diving for a lecture!
There is a bomb called "hulse" here. Hold it tight and bend your legs like an airplane.
Standby like this and I'll say "OK, READY, SET, GO" and push you from behind.
Don't push me!
So I don't have to do anything and I'll fall?
No, you don't have to do anything.
So you don't have to do anything and I don't have to do anything, right?
So it's over as soon as you get on, right?
No, it's not over. You just have to sit here first, right?
Yes, you sit here and put your hands on your shoulders like this and say "OK, READY, SET, GO" like this.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
I can't do it!
You can't do it!
You can't be like this in the air like this!
One more time! One more time! I have to practice this posture.
OK, READY, SET, GO
Go away! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Please imagine it!
Like this?
"READY, SET, GO", "READY, SET, GO"
OK! OK! It's over like this! It's done like this!
After that, they sit in the air and prepare for the flight in no time.
I'm scared.
We have to fly before we think it's scary.
That's right.
I think it's scarier to fly all the way.
It might be better to fly a little.
I wish I didn't say anything stupid.
I'm about to cry.
She's really about to cry.
I'm scared!
Don't worry!
Don't worry, Nana!
It's going to be okay!
There's no one around!
Finally, Nana starts crying.
Can she really fly like this?
Leaving her worries behind, it's finally time to depart.
Oh no, I feel like I'm going to cry even if it's sunny.
Nana!
It's okay! It's okay!
You can do it! You can do it!
This is scary!
Hana-chan!
I'm scared of going up!
I can't do it!
I can't do it! I can't do it on a plane!
I'm scared!
I can do it!
Mom!
And in no time, the plane goes to Japan.
For the first time, Nana was very excited, but...
As the code goes up and the diving gets closer,
her breathing gets rougher.
Her mouth moves less and less.
What does her serious expression mean?
What is that?
I don't know.
Is it real now?
Wow!
Eiffel Tower!
Wow!
This is crazy!
This is so much fun!
Wow!
This is crazy!
You can do it!
This is crazy!
Wow!
You can do it!
Wow!
This is crazy!
I want to go somewhere else.
She thought her code was set,
but she grabs her expectations and resists desperately.
Will she come all the way here and retire?
Wow!
I'm impressed!
Wow!
They're not evenriping!
Oh! Oh!
Wow!
It's not their own will!
They're doing it of their own will...
It's not normal...
If you can go all the way...
I'll eat this one...
Wow!
It's flying!
Skydiving is a success!
She doesn't show her face at all.
She looks relaxed.
She doesn't look like an idol.
But her face is broken.
And one day,
there was a big cloud under the sky.
It's rare that you can go under the cloud.
Please watch it carefully.
What's going on?
Skydiving is a success!
There it is!
Where?
Over there!
It's over there!
It's blue!
It's open!
We did it!
Great!
Here it comes!
Hey! Wait for me!
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- It's fast! - It's dangerous!
- It's good! - It's fast!
It's good!
It's coming!
Nara!
Nara! How was it?
- It was like a doll. - It was fun!
- It was fun!
- Was it fun? - It was so much fun!
- Your face is heavy. - Yeah!
Weren't you scared?
- I wasn't scared when I jumped in. - Really?
But I couldn't stand up.
How did you feel when you jumped in?
- Were you scared at first? - I was so scared.
- When I jumped in, - Yeah.
- they told me "Let's go! Let's go!" - Yeah.
- and I jumped in while they told me "Wait for me!" - Yeah.
- And I was like, "I have to catch shrimp!" - Yeah.
- When I caught shrimp, - Yeah.
- they put me in a cloud. - Oh, you were in a cloud?
- And you got on a cloud? - I got on it!
You got on it?!
- I got through it. - You got through it?
But you've grown up,
- so you can say "I'll do my best from now on." - Yes!
- From now on, I'll do my best. - You're going that far?!
It seems like they had fun,
but they successfully skydived!
- You did your best! - I'm getting emotional.
- You did your best! - This is serious,
- but you had a serious look on your face. - I had a serious look on my face.
- That's a good look! - That's a good look!
- It's fun! - It's fun!
- How was it, skydiving? - It's like, before I fly, it's really scary!
- It's scary, even if you're up high! - That's right!
- When you're up high, it's the ultimate! - Yes!
I thought it was impossible, but...
Even if you've come this far and can't fly, when you try to fly, it's really fun!
- It's like... - It's fun and it's also fun!
- It's fun! - It's great!
- I did my best! - Great job!
Thank you!
Let's go back to the theme of looking back at 2013.
Next is the latest fashion of Yoshimoto Fashion Boys in 2013!
The self-proclaimed "fashion boys" are wearing their best fashion outfits!
We're going to have a thorough evaluation of them!
I wonder what they're like!
This time, we're going to have them wear their best fashion outfits on a special day that only happens once a year!
First up is "hamaie"!
The theme is "the girl you're interested in" and "white day" dinner!
It's a shop that's always open and just a little far away!
Let's go! Please come out!
[Applause]
I don't like jeans!
Sunglasses!
Welcome!
Please come in, Ms. Hamai!
There you are, Ms. Hamai!
Sunglasses, please!
By the way, Mr. Hamai, what's the point of this?
Well, you're a talent, so you have to show your face.
Yes.
What do you think, everyone on TV?
I don't like it!
Merchants!
Don't hide your faces!
Hide your faces, everyone!
This is how you all felt until now, right?
We were told that we were stupid.
We're the ones who get kicked out, right?
Sunglasses aren't good.
That's right.
If you take off your sunglasses, you can go up.
How is it?
It's a shame!
She said it's a shame!
But you have a good style, so I was a little nervous when you came out.
See?
I think you look cool with sunglasses on.
Go back!
This is teamwork!
You're doing well, aren't you, Renmi and Marami?
Renmi and Marami are doing well.
I think you're cool.
Seriously!
You have your own style.
That's what I like about you.
In that sense...
That's why you should always wear this kind of style.
But...
Yes?
It's not something special.
You should start wearing this kind of fashion in your daily life.
You're right.
Next is "Yamauchi".
The theme is...
"USJ date" with the girl you've been thinking about for a long time.
Then, let's get excited!
"USJ date" with the girl you've been thinking about for a long time.
This is pretty...
I got it!
Yamamiko-san, here you go!
Thank you!
It's nice!
Thank you!
Yamamiko-san, what kind of fashion is it?
In the cold season, it's important to wear short sleeves.
It's not plain at all.
It's full of patterns.
Yes, yes, yes!
And you can wear a knit cap.
When it's cold, you can tell a girl "it's cold" and put it on her.
Do you want it, Sarah?
No!
Put it on her!
What do you mean "put it on her"?
Put it on her!
I want to put it on her, especially you.
No, no, I really don't want you to say "put it on her".
This bowl looks like a lid of a pot.
My face looks like a pot.
Who said it's a pot?
What happened to your hair?
Who said it's a pot?
It looks like a pot.
What happened to your hair under the lid of the pot?
Did you pull out all of your bangs?
Yes, I pulled out all of my bangs.
I'm wearing it now, do you know?
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
I'm wearing it now.
Ah, you're wearing it now.
You're wearing it now?
The situation was one-sided.
You finally got a date, didn't you?
That's right.
It's your chance.
It's your big chance.
But you're clearly out.
You're clearly out.
You're too aggressive.
You'll never get a date again.
I thought it would be better for you to show your personality.
You have your personality, but...
If it were me...
Yes?
If it were me, I'd wear a turtle's bulkhead and a mohair sweater on top of it.
Ah, you'd wear a hat.
I don't know what that is.
You don't know?
No.
It's amazing.
Finally, the last topic!
Ms. Ripopo's first class, "Bakushou Gakuya News"!
It was also decided to be a white paper, and NMB48 is very active this year as well!
We will reveal the shocking secrets of idols who are so busy!
First of all, why are you representing NMB48, Ripopo?
Actually, I've done a solo concert twice already.
I think I'm the one who can talk the most among all of you.
Really?
Here is the first class, "Gakuya News"!
In 2013, NMB48 had so many live performances!
That's great!
Really?
It's not like you're standing in front of a theater or something.
In NMB48, we have live performances almost every day.
So...
That's sudden!
We had a total of 290 live performances!
In one year?
Yes!
That's amazing!
But it's not like you're dancing for 10 minutes or something, right?
Yes, we sang, danced and talked for 2-3 hours.
That's amazing!
You must have had a lot of work, right?
That's because of this!
We don't change our clothes enough!
Really?
That's "Gakuya News", right?
We have to stay in a lot of places.
And sometimes we have to stay in a lot of places for a day.
So we don't change our clothes enough.
How long do you stay in one place?
But for "Milky" and "Sayonara" we stay in one place for more than a month.
What?!
40 nights?!
That's amazing!
So you've been all over the country?
In Tokyo?
Yes!
40 nights in Tokyo?!
That's a lot of sales!
I realized it again, but it's a lot of sales!
Even if you come back to Osaka, you can't go home.
That's not enough for 40 nights!
What do you do with your clothes?
I do coin laundry and do laundry.
What about you, Lipopo?
I'm an old lady, so I'm told to wear tights and pants.
But I'm 19 years old, so I thought it was a little...
Tights and pants are a little...
Yes, I decided to wear two pairs of pants.
So if it's not enough...
If you wear the upper pants again...
What is that?!
I see, I see.
I don't like it.
That's amazing.
So I don't mind if you suddenly come to my house, so please work more and more.
What is that?!
That's right, but if you don't wear it for 40 days, you don't have to wear it for 40 days, so it's like this!
No, I don't wear it outside.
Here's the next news from Bakujo Music Room!
I'm in too much of Sayaka's spirit and I'm in trouble!
What?!
You're not in the mood at all.
This is...
Be a leader!
Recently, before the performance starts...
I always do the engine, but...
Recently, in the engine, like this...
I hit the back of the person standing on the right side and turn it around.
Yes, yes, yes.
There's a new engine method for getting into the mood.
Sayaka is amazing.
You're in the mood and it hurts you?
My lungs are a little weird.
Your lungs?!
Before the performance?
Yes.
And so, I'm a little less excited, so it's like, "Did it go?"
Does everyone have that? Like Sayaka?
Yes, we do.
Yes, so...
But it's not like I'm hitting the back of everyone.
It started recently and I was just doing the engine normally until now, but then it got a little tough.
It's like an NMD in a horror stage!
Let's see what happens!
Shall we try it, Sayaka?
Yes!
Ichikawa-san, would you like to go?
Ichikawa-san, you go!
But it's before the performance, so it doesn't make sense if you're not excited.
That's right! Do it like you're actually doing it!
Do it like you're actually doing it!
But it hurts me too, so it's the same for both of us.
Are you going to say something?
Like, "Here I go!"
Here I go.
What did you say?
What did you say when you dropped a cardboard box?
"Goo"!
It was "pa"!
It was a shock of "goo"!
It's rare for girls to fight like this.
This is amazing.
Yes, but Miru and Haruna are also amazing.
Seriously?
Come out, you two.
They'll run away.
Ichikawa-san.
Ichikawa-san, Ichikawa-san.
Miru, Miru is dangerous.
When Ichikawa-san says something, Don-sensei has to do it for her.
Okay, let's go.
Give it everything you've got!
No way!
It can't be like this!
After that, she took a cute pose and said "goo" again.
"Goo"!
I hate this!
Haru, Haru.
Haru, I don't know about Ichikawa-san, but Motomura- sensei has to do it for her.
I wanted to do it!
I'm sorry.
You don't know, do you?
No, no.
You have to do it before the live!
Sensei!
Haru, do your best!
Do my best?
Do it before the live!
Sensei, do your best!
Here?
Yes, yes.
I'll do it.
Here?
Teacher, it's too much.
Teacher with glasses!
Wait, wait. Let's sing.
Sing, sing.
Let's sing.
So this is what happens in ribobo.
Yes, this is what happens.
I see.
My back is always hot.
It's still hot.
Even when the performance starts, it's always painful.
It's always painful.
So what does ribobo want to say to everyone?
Yes, it's important to work hard,
but please don't hit me so hard.
This is what ribobo wanted to say today.
I see.
Be careful, everyone.
Thank you.
It's a mountain, but I think it's suspicious.
It's a palace deep in the mountains of Kawachi- Nagano City.
What is the order here?
Look back at your actions and reflect on them.
This order is "Look back at your actions and reflect on them".
And the reason why the three of them were chosen for this location is...
I'll say a lot of things.
I wonder if it's that.
Is it that?
Today, I'll be playing the role of "udon".
It's not udon!
I know the recipe.
Everyone who's watching knows it.
I'm having fun!
Is that not allowed today?
At first and last.
Wait a minute!
Just once! Just once!
Let's go back to when we were in the car.
I'm tired today.
You must be tired!
What should we do?
But the switch is on!
What should we do?
And, Shima Rena is...
Too swollen.
Really?
What's going on?
I don't know.
I want to say something, too.
This is really well-made.
I'm sure it'll be funny.
This time, we visited a small coach who teaches human sentimentality, which is to think about something and regain energy.
The three of them will be trained here and reflect on themselves.
And if you have negative remarks, actions, or complaints during training, you will be beaten by the police and the police force.
It hurts.
Will you be beaten?
What do you mean "nothing"?
You know what I mean, don't you?
Yes, I know.
What about "no good"?
"No good" is...
Wow, it's fun. No good.
That's one of them.
You have a bad sense of humor.
With that said, let's go and have lunch.
Good morning.
Wait a minute.
I feel like I'm going to be beaten.
I'd like to beat your blurry mind.
No!
First of all, it's an explanation of the training, but...
If you get blurry, you win.
Good luck, nurse.
Yes.
She said "batchin" to me.
It's been a while since I said "batchin".
I did it.
There were "udon" characters and negative remarks, so there were two.
Ouch!
It doesn't hurt.
It felt like a stone was thrown at me.
That's amazing.
Then, it's almost time for "batchin" to reflect on their actions.
First of all, they clean the temple.
Lena will clean the main hall.
And the last task is cleaning the bathroom.
Rubber band bag.
What does it say?
What does it say? Let's do it.
It's allowed, isn't it?
Why do you say that?
Lunch.
I didn't say it.
I'm sure of it.
Lunch.
Wait a minute.
It hurts a lot.
Are you happy?
Yes.
It's so much fun.
I'm happy.
From there, they have to clean the bathroom seriously.
And then...
The towel looked like ice.
It was amazing.
How was the towel?
Yes, but it was clean.
How about your hands?
It didn't hurt.
But it was great.
Do you want me to hit you?
No!
I can't do it anymore!
I really can't do it!
Thank you very much!
I'm...
I'm in a bad mood now.
Haru is cleaning the fallen leaves.
It doesn't work at all.
And...
What's going on?
I didn't say anything.
There was a small smoke.
Really?
I'm out of breath.
And it's difficult to clean the leaves.
The next lesson is "Zazen".
In the case of "Zazen", you have to hit twice at once.
Your back will turn red.
People will turn away.
Is it an example now?
Yes.
It's easy to understand.
Yes, it's easy to understand now.
In "Zazen", hitting is also part of training.
"Zazen" starts 20 minutes from now.
Likewise, Lena and Haru were also beaten up, and the show ended.
After the show, Lena said...
I've been thinking about Udon for a long time.
But if I quit Udon, I won't be able to work anymore.
Have you been thinking about Udon?
Yes!
No, I haven't!
I'm not!
I'm really worried about it!
You're worried about it, aren't you?
That's fine. If you're worried about it, you can beat me up.
Then you shouldn't beat me up, right?
You should beat me up!
Yes!
You're really a demon!
Yes!
This is an Udon character!
Oh, that's dangerous!
The sound is a little...
Yes!
I don't know where it came from, but my shoulders are also...
Wow!
Look inside. It's clogged.
Is it clogged?
Yes, it's clogged.
Is it sticky?
Yes!
She's really good at this!
Next up is "The Smallest Person".
There's a problem here, too!
Thank you for the meal!
I peeled off about ten sheets of my shoulders.
Really?
Don't you think you can peel off ten sheets of your shoulders?
My shoulders are too tight.
Did you peel off your shoulders?
Yes, I did.
I peeled off the eleventh sheet of my shoulders.
What are you talking about?
I didn't.
You didn't peel off your shoulders?
Not at all.
My shoulders are smooth.
You finally learned.
Yes, I learned a lot.
After finishing "The Smallest Person", it's time for the next training.
Wow, a waterfall!
The next training is "The Waterfall".
Here, you can drink a sip of water from the waterfall, which is being purified, and get your body cleaned up.
By the way, the temperature is six degrees Celsius.
First of all, you need to be tied up.
Haru and Lenapyo also drink water from the waterfall.
However, they are dissatisfied with the cold weather here.
It hurts so much!
Take off your shoes, everyone!
Bad! Adults are bad!
Adults are bad! Everyone!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Next is "gotai touchi".
"Gotai touchi" is a ritual where both hands, knees and forehead are placed on the ground.
A hundred times?
Are you doing it a hundred times now?
That's right.
One!
Now, "gotai touchi" begins.
What?
Two!
It's hard!
And it continues for about ten minutes.
Ninety!
One hundred!
One hundred and one!
One hundred and seven!
One hundred and eight!
Okay!
If you do it a hundred times, you can do it up to two hundred.
So, everyone, make sure you do it right.
I don't want to do it anymore. My feet are burning.
Your feet are burning?
My feet are burning on their own.
Finally, they burn "gomagi", which is a vow, and their training is over.
After their training, the three of them...
I want to bring back those beautiful and fresh feelings...
and prepare for 2014 and do my best!
I can experience things that I can rarely experience...
and I want to become a beautiful person from the inside.
Through today's training...
Lenapion is the princess of the country of udon...
so in 2014, with this magic and Lenapion's cuteness...
I want to make you all mellow!
Go for it, Lenapion!
Please go for it!
Amazing!
That was the strongest and most powerful...
kata-tataki udon!
Yes!
- Kata-tataki udon... - Yes!
And with that, their training is now over!
You got hit, Lenapion!
I got hit a lot!
- But there's something I'm still angry about! - What is it?
It's not a rap like "Streety" but...
- It's a song like "Gotai Torch" - "Gotai Torch"
You know, in my punishment game...
- they made me do it a hundred times! - Really?
- It wasn't cut! - It wasn't cut at all!
- Lenapion! - Lenapion!
Lenapion!
Let's use a metal bat and wrap it up!
Now, out of the eight classes...
we'll choose the "surprise news" candidate!
Sayaka will represent the members...
- There were a lot of them! - That's right!
There were a lot of them...
but which one should we choose as the "surprise news" candidate?
It was so exciting!
Who will be chosen as the "surprise news" candidate?
Surprise News Candidate
Who will be chosen as the "surprise news" candidate?
I was excited and learned a lot.
I was surprised when I won first place.
So, NMB48's Silk Fashion Check...
Silk Fashion Check has been chosen as the "surprise news" candidate!
Please continue to support NMB48 and Manabu-kun next year!
Happy New Year!
NMB48 Silk Fashion Candidate
Countdown Live will be held at FIVE UP YOSHIMOTO this year as well!
Young entertainers, a total of 68 groups or more!
The venue is full of intelectual operators!
There's comedy, singing, dancing, games, rock- paper- scissors tournaments, and graduation ceremonies!
There's a lot of content!
This year, we're not just looking!
We're thinking of many plans for our guests to participate in!
Please look forward to it!
Tickets are now on sale for each play guide!
Adults will pay 3,000 yen and children will pay 1,500 yen!
It's cheap!
For more details, please check out the FIVE UP YOSHIMOTO COUNTDOWN special website!
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Ah, I can't show my face because of my low back.