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Ile-mubi and Manabu-kun!
Today's theme is "security".
Stalkers lurking in girls' hands.
Beware of stalkers like this one!
Find out how they sneak in.
And show off their special security techniques!
Thank you!
Show off!
- Thank you for joining us! - Thank you!
Today's doubles player is Mr. Miller!
- Smile! - Thank you!
- Welcome! - Good morning!
- You're an R-1 champion, right? - Yes, I am!
- How have you been doing lately? - Lately...
I've been doing less TV work.
- Already?! - He's starting to get caught for not being able to do anything.
- That's not true! - You've been appearing more and more on TV in Tokyo, haven't you?
No, no, but I've been doing a lot of things.
Even on programs in Tokyo, I've almost never finished talking.
- I'd like to talk a lot today. - Please, come as much as you like!
Today's special teacher is the security specialist, Mr. Kyoshi Mika!
Mr. Mika's father is a former police chief, so he is known for his secretive security advice.
This time, he will give us a detailed introduction of his secretive advice, which is unique for women.
It's a secretive advice, isn't it?
I've never heard of it.
It's the first time you've heard of it, isn't it?
Thank you in advance.
The first theme is "protect yourself from stalkers".
Stalkers are causing a lot of trouble right now, aren't they?
Yes, I'm sure you've been watching a lot of news lately.
Here's the number of cases.
It's the lowest.
Yes.
The number of cases of stalker incidents in 2004 was 19,920, making it the highest and lowest in the past.
This means that there are more than 10,000 cases a day, doesn't it?
That's right.
The number of cases is the number of people who have been consulted, so I think there are still people who are silent, so there are more cases of damage.
There are also more than 120 cases involving Miles Miura.
I think there are about three.
You have to deny Miles's gag right away or you'll get into real trouble.
But I'm persistent, too.
So...
Are you persistent?
I'm persistent.
So...
Who said it's impossible?
Is it possible?
I don't think it's impossible.
What can you do to become a stalker?
Yes.
Stalker incidents.
Stalker incidents when you're under surveillance.
Requirements for meeting and consultation.
Violent behavior.
Silent phone calls.
Continuous calls.
Stalker incidents that damage your reputation.
For example...
This is a stalker incident.
You're waiting in front of your house.
You're waiting in front of your school.
Stalker incidents when you're under surveillance are...
Your clothes are cute today.
You were eating out today.
That's scary.
It's pretty scary, isn't it?
Yes.
When you say "stalker"...
Is there anyone who can easily become a stalker?
Yes.
Yes, there is.
I'd like you to see who can easily become a stalker.
Yes.
First of all, be careful of men like this.
I see.
Are you referring to that photo of Sensei?
Yes.
I think you're referring to the item above.
That's right.
Narcissist.
When you say you're "cute"...
When you say you're "uncomfortable"...
You may get angry or attack.
Extreme loneliness.
You can't read your opponent's expression.
This is...
When you don't know you don't like it...
You may repeatedly do it.
Forcing you to accept gifts.
Doubting people around you.
Depression.
I see.
You're a "narcissist," aren't you?
"Narcissist," you say?
Well...
I don't think it's a bad thing.
Do you think it's cool?
I don't think it's uncool.
You look like a half-assed man.
Who?!
She looks like a half-assed man.
Can you guess, Mr. Maezumi?
I can guess a few of them.
Which ones?
I can feel it from the other person's expression.
Which ones?
This is my favorite.
Is it okay for an entertainer?
I've offered gifts before.
What?!
This is dangerous.
I gave a gift to a girl I like after work.
And the store closed.
I was cleaning the store and the gift I gave her came out.
This is bad.
I feel like I'm involved in an incident.
Women have their own patterns.
If you're like me, you should be careful.
You're kind and warm-hearted.
You're responsible and serious.
You feel like you have to solve the problem yourself.
And you might end up causing harm.
And you don't have confidence in yourself.
I'm not good enough.
This is my fault.
You might think like that.
Sometimes she doesn't realize it.
How about you, Airi-chan?
I'm not obsessed with it, but I often want to be hit.
What?
Wait a minute.
Some of the fans are very happy about it.
What do you mean?
I've been watching too much manga and TV, and I've been admiring it.
I've been doing all of them.
You don't want to be hit, do you?
I want to be hit.
You want to be hit?
I don't like it.
It's too deep for me to laugh.
I'll be careful.
Is there anyone who's obsessed with it?
Keiichi.
Keiichi?
Keiichi-san.
He's very kind.
Really?
He's kind.
He's a little hot-tempered.
Hot-tempered?
Yes, he's hot-tempered.
He's serious.
He has a good attitude.
Even when I'm hosting a show, people often ask me if I'm obsessed with it.
I'm not obsessed with it.
But I think it's okay for a stalker.
You're not obsessed with it?
Yes, I'm not obsessed with it.
But it's easy for you to be obsessed with it, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's too thin for me to take it with me right away.
Have you ever been a stalker?
Yes, I have.
I used to be an OL.
But every day when I came back from work, I got a call and an intercom.
Intercom?
Yes, as soon as I got home.
And when I picked up the phone, I heard a weird voice like I was breathing helium.
What?
That voice lasted for a year and a half.
And sometimes it followed me from behind.
So I decided to move there.
And you know you have to pay utility bills at the end of the show, right?
So I asked a newspaper store to come.
But when I gave them my application form, they didn't say anything.
So I paid for it, thinking it was a waste of money.
And when I was about two meters away, I heard a voice saying "thank you" and it was a stalker's voice.
And the voice I thought I was making while inhaling helium was my own voice.
That's a really scary story!
It's like "thank you"
It's like "oh, it's you!"
That's a really scary story!
But I moved there, so I don't have that experience.
But when you're hurt like Sensei, how can you protect yourself?
It doesn't matter where you're hurt, so I want you to study hard.
First, how you protect yourself.
When you're anxious, call #9110.
In an emergency, you call 110, right?
It's different from that. You can talk slowly.
So you call here and when you're anxious, you can talk.
When you first talk, you get benefits and things like that.
It takes a lot of time for that.
When you're hurt, you talk so you can act right away.
Is it like a sudden call 110?
It's like that.
It doesn't seem like it.
Don't stop me!
I wonder if that makes sense.
Actually, there's a response from the police.
For example, it's called "parking patrol".
The police patrol around your house every year.
I've asked for it too, but when I'm hurt.
When I'm hurt, I go around the front door and the balcony.
If there's nothing wrong, I ask for it every day and at what time.
If there's nothing wrong, they leave a note in the post.
Just looking at it makes me feel safe.
Also, if a stalker is waiting for you and you're just walking around, it's uncomfortable.
That's right.
There are stalkers who quit because of seeing the police.
It's good to ask in that way.
Is there a security technique you can use from your heart?
Yes.
I'd like to introduce some stalker measures in a quiz.
Even if you live alone...
How about this?
I know!
Mayuri-san!
Even if you live alone...
That's right.
Your parents are taking care of you.
If you say it in English, I'll say it more.
This is good.
Let's go.
Fu-chan!
Even if you live alone, you have a boyfriend.
I see.
Sensei, do you agree?
It's a good answer.
I see. It's that kind of answer.
Keira!
You're married.
I see.
It's almost the same answer.
LINE is like that.
Yupon!
Your family.
Your family life.
It's like that.
Even if you live alone...
I'd like you to appeal that you don't live alone.
Even if you live alone, you have stalkers and robbers.
You have various criminals.
Even if you live alone, you have your family.
How long do you want to say "I'm home"?
I'm home!
It was a tough day.
You must be lonely.
"I'm home" is enough?
Yes, "I'm home" is enough.
You can say "Someone is at home."
Or you can say "Goodbye."
Yes, it's okay.
You have other senses?
Yes! Next is this.
To the driver who comes home late by taxi, please say this.
Okay, Ribobo.
Thank you very much.
That's obvious.
You should say it now.
Marun!
"Double-decker license" is difficult?
It's okay to talk about licenses.
You're a stalker.
Okay, Akarin.
Wait five minutes.
Why?
If you wait five minutes, will you be okay?
Will you be okay if you wait five minutes?
Miss Kone.
Correct answer.
Wow, wonderful!
Actually, the most dangerous thing is entering your home.
For example, a drive-in thief or something like that are hidden.
So, I get off the taxi and look for myself until I enter the entrance
and then try to get out of it.
It's unlikely for a taxi driver to be a stalker.
Well, it's not very likely.
I will lose my job.
Ordinary people don't really take that risk, do they?
Maybe it's better to add a few words, like "I've been going through a rough time lately", or something like that.
- That's right. - Yeah.
If you say it like that, people might think you're trying to appeal to them or something like that.
It's not like I'm trying to do anything!
- Okay, next question. - Okay!
Okay, here's the next one.
If you're attacked, don't say "help me"
Don't say...
Maid-san!
Ah!
Charlie-hama is here!
- No, it's true that there are risks, but... - There are, but...
- People gather around you... - I see.
- Yeah, Airi. - Yay!
- You dare to say it? - It's not scary.
- If you say "Yay!", people will say it. - Yeah.
- Airi. - "Mild Flash".
- It's OK, but... - It's not "Help me", but "Mild Flash".
- Well, it's a little scary. - What's the answer?
- The answer is "Fire".
- Unfortunately, "Help me" is a common word.
- These days, there are many terrible incidents.
- People don't want to be involved, so they don't help you.
- They don't even look out of the window.
- However, if you say "Fire!",
- they will say "No, it's a wild horse".
- Or "What if it's a house next door?"
- They will jump out of the house and open the window.
- They don't like to be seen.
- So, if you think "Wow, someone is coming",
- they will stop and run away.
- You can still escape on the spot.
- By the way, Charlie Hammerter wasn't wrong.
- He wasn't wrong.
- If you say "What if it's a house next door?",
- they will jump out of the house and open the window.
- There are more.
- First of all, you should wear vitamin colors.
- Red and orange colors make you look strong,
- and they make you look bad.
- That's why it's hard for you to be a stalker.
- What are you wearing?
- I'm not wearing anything.
- What's your favorite vitamin color?
- I'm not wearing anything.
- Are you wearing vitamin colors under your eyes?
- I like shocking pink.
- I'm wearing a wig and pink hair and riding a bullet train.
- That's weird.
- There are also personal problems.
- People who wear plain clothes are serious people.
- Serious people tend to change their behavior easily.
- For example, they go home at the same time.
- Or they go to karaoke and have a meal.
- It's harder for people like that to get hurt.
- Next, you should be careful in front of the post office.
- When you enter the post office, you should check if there is someone behind you.
- If someone is watching you from behind, you will tell them your room number.
- Next, you should melt your letters.
- There is a thing called "shredder".
- With that, you can duplicate letters.
- That's very detailed.
- Some people do things like "what's going on?"
- If you soak it in water so that you can't do it again, you don't have to worry about it.
- Also, don't get chopsticks at convenience stores.
- When you go shopping or buy bento, people ask you if you need chopsticks.
- If you say "one set" at that time, it means you will eat it by yourself.
- If someone is watching you from behind, you will tell them you live alone.
- If you think you will eat alone from now on, they will follow you and break into your house.
- If you say you don't need it, you can use chopsticks in front of you or at home.
- It can also be an echo.
Now, let's introduce security goods against stalkers!
- First of all, I'd like to talk about this in front of you. - Yes.
- This is a siren spray. - Yes.
When you spray it, it hurts your eyes or makes you feel sick.
- Well... - Can I say something?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Well, I heard that the staff tried it. - Yes.
- Well, you'd better not do it. - Oh, that's right.
- Well, with one spray, you can't use it for more than 10 minutes in a room of about eight floors. - I heard so.
- Yes. - It's amazing. - I heard it's very powerful.
- Is this one, too? - Yes, this is also a siren spray, but I think it's easier for women to carry it because of its cute design.
- Huh? - I want to see it. - I want to see it.
- Yes, don't spray it by mistake. - I see.
- Next, this is an LED light, but it's a little stronger than normal lights.
- For example... Excuse me. - Wow!
- Huh? - How is it?
- It's very bright. No, it's still bright. - I'm tired.
- What are you doing? - I'm tired.
- Sensei, suddenly... - Suddenly...
- What are you doing all of a sudden? Can I say something? No, you can't.
- My hands... my hands... - Wow!
- Is it that strong? - Yes.
- Wow... - Hey, stop it. It's really scary.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Hey!
- No, no! - Your head!
- Your head!
- Your head is too bright. - Hey, you!
- Please don't get angry like an adult. - Come this way and this way.
- It does shake a lot. - It's not only for cooking.
It can also be used as a fire extinguisher.
- I think you should leave one at home. - Really? - Yes.
- This is... - Yes, this is what I recommend.
- What do you think it is? - This...
- Security goods. - Security goods.
- You got it right. - Yes.
- It's shiny and easy for women to hold. - Yes.
- Would you like to try it? - Can I take this off? - Yes, you can.
Please draw a line.
- Something like electricity? - Electricity!
- It's security goods. - Yes.
- Here we go. - Yes.
- Oh, oh, oh. - But it will run away if it makes a noise, right?
- That's right. - If it makes a noise...
Criminals don't like noise and light.
Criminals often commit crimes in a state of mind.
Of course, it will surprise you and run away.
But of course, it's also intended for people around you to look at you.
- There's a switch on and off on the side, right? - Yes.
- If it makes a noise, you can't cut it off, right? - Yes.
Please be careful about where you put it and when you hold it.
For example, if you put it in your bag as soon as you make a noise,
the criminal won't be able to hold it.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Or you can throw it nearby.
- Oh, I see. - Throw it?
- Yes, it will run away if you make a noise. - If you throw it, one of you will get lost, right?
Yes, you'll get lost whether you go get it or attack it.
- Oh, I'll get lost. I'll get really lost. - And you'll run away in the meantime.
- I feel like I'm being attacked. - No, now that I think about it...
- Have you ever been lost? - No, I've been lost before, but...
Of course you haven't!
I hope you've learned something new about how to deal with stalkers!
Next, let's learn about how to protect yourself from stalkers!
I'd like you to look at this data for a moment.
The number of stalkers and intruders into houses in Heisei 23 is 71,298 cases nationwide.
That's about 195 cases per day.
It's not like you're saying you're okay at home, so I'd like you to study it carefully.
So first of all, what do you think a thief looks like?
What do you think of a thief?
A mover!
A mover in a mover's outfit!
Teacher, what do you think a thief looks like?
Yes, in fact, thieves these days wear suits.
Yes, and they wear brand suits and dress up cool.
And they ring the doorbell and check if you're home.
If you're home, they'll pretend to be a salesman and talk to you.
If you're not home, they'll use a "me" case with seven tools and intrude into your house.
Because they can see if you're home or not, right?
Yes, even if you look at it from the outside, it's not that suspicious.
I don't think you're a salesman or anything like that.
That's why they wear suits!
A thief who intrudes into a house in every possible way!
It is said to be a guideline for the time it takes for a thief to work.
Five minutes for intrusion!
And it is said that they work for five minutes and steal for about ten minutes.
Conversely, it is said that if you can make them spend more than five minutes on the thief's intrusion,
there is a higher possibility of giving up!
So, the second point is to strengthen the keys and windows!
First of all, let's study the keys!
I'd like to introduce you to a few types of keys.
There are disc cylinders and dimple keys.
I think most of you actually use these two keys in your house.
Thieves break into your house illegally.
There are keys called "picking" and "bumping".
First of all, about ten years ago, there was a riot against this disc cylinder key,
and this dimple key was exchanged for you.
It is a key that is strong for picking, and it is said that it is okay for picking,
but on the contrary, now that there is a new approach called "bumping",
it has become the most targeted key.
It seems like you can actually do both picking and bumping.
Yes!
It seems like you can do both because you're so good at stealing.
In fact, as a security professional, Mr. Koshi, who started learning from Mr. Jomai's study, will show us the way out of the venue in the studio this time.
First of all, this is the key called the disk cylinder. This is the dimple machine.
From now on, I'd like to do the picking and bumping in order.
Well, let's start with the picking.
Is the key closed now?
Yes.
It's a woman's theft.
I'll aim for the cat's eye.
What are you talking about?
It's a genuine joke.
I'll do it.
Wow!
It didn't take you five minutes, did it?
Yes, like this.
I was a little confused at first.
Thirty seconds!
It didn't even take you thirty seconds.
It didn't take you thirty seconds, did it?
In this way, it's really easy to do picking now.
So you can still use normal keys after that, right?
Oh, of course. Yes.
But you may not even notice it after you've been caught in it for a little while, right?
Well, when it comes to this picking, there are scars left.
So you can tell that you've been caught in it.
If you look at the keyhole, you can see that it's a little scratched.
It's not scratched!
Well, when a professional sees it...
When a professional sees it, you can tell.
And when a police officer sees it, you can tell if you've been invaded or not.
An amateur can't tell.
The problem is this.
Bumping without scars.
Bumping, bumping...
Well, it means that something that was open was taken.
It's often counted as an unlocked lock.
Unlocked.
But that's about it.
Even if you open it and close it, there are people who don't even notice that they've been invaded.
I see.
Let's do it.
Yes, I'd like to actually do it.
Bumping uses a special locked key called "bump key".
First, you plug it in.
Of course, you can't open it just by plugging it in.
Well, I'd like to do it right away.
It's like this.
It's faster than picking.
It's strange.
Why? It's this way.
Yes.
This dimple that is said to be strong is like this.
It's not bad at all.
If you do it for about five seconds...
No, do it for about five seconds.
I think we talked about five minutes before entering.
In any case, it is important for you to take measures to take more than five minutes.
For example, increase the number of keys.
Add two or three.
It costs about 15,000 yen including coaching.
In addition, there is a electronic book.
You can open it with this secret number.
If you register your smartphone or mobile phone in advance, it will open just by putting it here.
If it's cheap, it's 30,000 yen including coaching.
After all, the latest one costs 70,000 to 80,000 yen.
It's quite expensive, isn't it?
But 70,000 to 80,000 yen is a little expensive.
That's right.
For such a person, for example, to increase the number of keys, there is also such a thing.
What is it?
It's a thing that puts a cover on the keyhole and makes it invisible.
It's something you can't pick up by default.
I see.
How much is that?
This is about 3,900 yen.
It's cheap.
I think it's one of the ways you can deal with it.
Also, you may think, "Why is it like this?"
It's a cheap sticker like this.
If you use it for theft, you don't take a risk of saving whether you're really doing it or not.
Then you should go to a place like this where you're not doing it.
It's very effective just by registering it.
It's sold in various home centers and 100-yen shops.
I think it's a good idea to start with such a place first.
I see.
Next is "window security."
Like the front door, it is said that there are many entrances and exits through the window.
What is a bold "glass breaking" approach that is different from the door opening approach?
I'd like you to look at three "glass breaking" approaches.
The first one is "pickpocketing."
This is the most common approach.
You put the screwdriver in the notch of the window glass and insert the wire.
You break only the keyhole and open the lock with your hand.
The second one is "shot breaking."
This is also a bold approach.
You hit and break with a hammer or a pickaxe and open the lock and enter.
"Grill breaking" is a new approach.
You burn it with a lighter or burner and pour water on it.
There are places where it's already broken or brittle.
But if you do this, there's nothing you can do about it.
Yes.
There are also "window measures."
In any case, it is important for you to strengthen the window glass.
First of all, there is a good measure called "security glass."
A veranda with a 90cm x 180cm window and about two glass windows cost about 100,000 yen including construction costs.
But 100,000 yen is not enough for glass.
I think it's a little expensive if you can do it right now, but if you want to make it a little easier, there is also a security film.
Security glass is something that has been in the glass from the beginning.
Security film is something like putting it on the glass inside the room.
You can get it at a home improvement store for about 3,000 yen, which was small.
The glass that was put on the inside of this security film is terribly broken.
This will take time to break the glass.
But can you secure the window without spending more money?
And if you want to make it a little cheaper, there is also an auxiliary film.
An auxiliary film is something like this that you can buy at a 100-yen shop or a home improvement store.
You can put it on a magazine or something like that and put pressure on it so that it doesn't open from the outside.
It has a code number and you have to have the code number in order for it not to open.
There are such simple things.
In addition, there is a window sensor, an alarm that goes off when you open the window,
an alarm that goes off when you break the glass, and so on for 1,000 yen.
It will be safer for you to use all of them as an auxiliary.
I have a question for the teacher.
The pattern of the window glass is like the pattern of melon bread.
It's a wired glass, isn't it?
Yes, it's this glass.
I've heard that it's easy for thieves to get in.
Yes, that's great.
Why?
Who told you that?
The correct answer is that this wired glass is fireproof when there is a fire.
There is a wire in it so that it doesn't fly away, but because of the wire in it, it's hard to make a sound when you hit it and break it.
So there is also a thief who specializes in this glass.
So if you think that house is that glass, you should also put a film on it, right?
Yes, it is better to take measures because it is easy to be targeted.
So here is a security measure quiz!
If you are intruded, make the thief steal ____.
Make him steal ____ after he is intruded.
So there is something like "make him steal ____", right?
Yes.
So what is this?
Ripopo, you are fast.
Fake murder?
Fake murder is the biggest crime.
No, it's not.
It's your own crime.
What about you, Nana?
Underwear.
Underwear! Why don't you steal underwear?
If I steal underwear, I think I will be satisfied and go home.
But there are different types of crime, right?
So if a man enters the house, he can't do it.
Well, if you leave it for a woman...
If you leave it for a woman...
Hmm, it's not.
Is there one?
Yes.
Mobile phone.
Mobile phone?
Like GPS.
So you can know where it is, right?
Well, it's like giving you a reward, but the correct answer is "make him steal ____".
It's frustrating, but if you don't have anything to steal, thieves will light fires or throw garbage around.
They will do bad things and leave.
It's the worst!
But it seems like it.
It's true.
There is news about it, but ketchup and mayonnaise are everywhere.
What?
What is it?
It's disgusting!
It's so delusional.
So you can put 5,000 yen or 10,000 yen or money that you don't have to worry about your life right now in a drawer or a table where you always eat.
It's money that means "please forgive me".
Hmm, it's a little frustrating.
Now, we'll introduce some security goods that you can recommend while you're away.
Generally, security timers like these are very useful.
They're also called "eco-timers".
For example, even if you're away on a trip, you can turn on or turn off the lights from 8am to 4pm.
They're very useful, so I'd like you to use them.
This is what we call a "network camera".
If you connect it to the internet in your room,
you can see what's going on in your room with your smartphone.
While you're away, you can see if someone's in or out of your room,
and you can also see how your pet is doing.
Like, look!
A person comes in front of the camera and sits like this and like this...
How far are you going with your imagination?
That's scary!
This is a "fake safe".
It's a fake one, but it's in the shape of a book.
There's a safe with a key in it.
You can put your money in here.
But if you put it in a bookshelf like this, it might be hard to see.
But if you don't have a school, it won't be of much use.
If you put it in between a manga...
I have a question.
What if you run into a thief on your way home?
What do you do?
That's scary!
First of all, make sure you're safe.
Don't fight.
If you can run away, run away.
But if you can't run away in your room, run away to a locked bathroom.
Use your cell phone or smartphone to catch a thief.
If you happen to get caught by someone,
listen to what they say, give them money or cash, whatever they ask for,
and say, "Just get out of here!"
First of all, make sure you're safe.
Like Director Sakata.
Right. American Thug.
I put it in my bag and put it in Harunosuke's bag.
That's not it, right?
Fighting is not allowed.
Escaping is the win.
Even when you enter the house, "Someone help me!"
Thank you, Sensei!
Thank you!
From now on, NMB48 will carry out the orders given by the program and plan for education for people.
NMB48's...
What are you doing?
Here at the Oryx Theater...
NMB48 is rehearsing for their concert.
In the midst of all of that, we were called out by these three people.
And this time, we have orders from them.
Hey! You three who aren't coming forward!
I want you to break your necks!
Do something embarrassing at a concert!
What is it? What is it? I'm so excited!
This time, they'll do something embarrassing at a concert and break their necks.
And one by one, they'll be ordered...
Don't look!
Do a great impression of Inoki!
Catch!
Do a great impression of Masashi!
Do it in front of everyone!
Fuu-chan! We'll definitely make you laugh!
Do it in front of everyone!
Here we go!
Do you like me?
She always does that, Fuu-chan.
My teacher is giving her all.
Do it in front of everyone!
If you make it look like you're being forced to do it at a concert,
it'll actually be cold.
So don't make it look like you're being forced to do it.
Do your best!
Why is it so embarrassing?
I can't think of anything.
What should we do?
And with that, the three of them became anxious and practiced.
Miruru and Inoki's impersonations were also taught.
Let's do our best!
And just before the show...
Will the three of them be able to complete their missions?
The venue is full of people, and the concert is finally starting.
The concert is proceeding, and the three of them are approaching their mission time.
In front of an audience of about 2,400 people, they are doing their best without being embarrassed.
First is Mirurun. The mission is to imitate Inoki.
Mirurun and Ri-chan will appear and talk with Saya and Yui.
Will Mirurun be able to complete her mission?
Out of the four songs we just listened to, there are two songs with Ri-chan and Mirurun in it.
Mirurun doesn't do her mission very well.
However, here comes a miraculous pass from Ri- chan.
It's Mirurun's chance, but...
There's no sign of her doing it at all.
And with that, the talk is over.
Huh? Mir?
I forgot! Oh, wait a minute.
I'll do it at the first announcement of the MC.
I forgot! I was about to cry!
It's over. I was like, "Ah!"
Mirurun forgot because she was nervous.
She promises to do it next time.
Next up is Keiichi. His mission is to stop Minister Sakata from walking.
The concert is in full swing.
Keiichi Kitagawa, where you can dance freely here.
Keiichi, it's your big chance!
Can you dance freely now, Shouya?
Let's do it one more time.
Keichi, it seems like you're embarrassed, but please do something about it.
Uu-chan's order is to steal Prosecutor Yamauchi's funny joke.
The four of Team M will do a talk and challenge the order.
There's something I'd like to say to all of you here.
Everyone, can you hear me?
I like you all!
Why are you embarrassed?
Uu-chan did it easily and completed the order.
Mirrum's second attempt.
Will you respond?
The last important talk before the song.
Can Mirrum complete the order?
Mirrum complete the order?
It's more interesting, do you know it now?
And like this, the concert is over.
Mirrum, who hasn't completed the order...
I haven't done it!
Eh?
Eh, wait! I did it! I did my best!
Eh, how many times do you think I did it?
I did it about 15 times.
I did it in front of you...
I did it behind you...
Did you see it?!
I did my best!
Yamauchi-san, don't look down on me.
Fuu-chan, did you see that atmosphere?
Fuu-chan, Fuu-chan!
She was angry!
She was like, "What are you doing?" to the members.
She was like, "I don't like it."
Everyone was like, "Huh?"
It was a little scary.
Yamauchi-san, we did our best!
We did our best!
But Yamauchi-san, on the contrary...
You slipped a lot in this video.
But we think we've lost our singing ability now.
From now on, we'll continue to speak in various settings!
Please take care of us!
This is a bit of a problem, isn't it?
No, inoki's imitation is like...
Shiawara!
Are you doing well?
One, two, three, da!
There's something like that!
I'm glad you counted up to 48.
One, two, three, da!
No way!
But my jaw is fine.
No, but you said it so loudly.
Looking at me and inoki's imitation...
I don't think it's like that at all.
You shouldn't say, "Customers, we're going!"
That's right!
You shouldn't say, "Next customer, we're going!"
It's embarrassing!
Try saying it now.
Next customer, we're going!
- Mayu-san, how was it? - No, no, it was a very educational show. - That's right.
- Mayu-san, once you get paid and your house gets upgraded... - That's right. - Your security...
- Well, I'm sharing a room right now. - Eh?! - That's right, but I might have a thief in my house.
- Really, really. - Mayu-san, if you were holding onto that English dictionary and sleeping, you'd definitely have 5 million here.
- That's right, but I think that dictionary is good too. - That's right!
- With that said, let's announce this week's excellent Kashiko-san and completely useless Bakako-san! - Yes!
It's either a perfect reward or a punishment game. This is also quite a punishment game.
- That's right. We're in the middle of a competition right now, but it's pretty tough. - Eh...
- Everyone, do your best. - Yes, Yamachi-kun, please decide. - Then, this week's Kashiko-san is...
- Keira! - Keira!
- Keira! Keira! - Keira!
- That happiness... - Keira! - You're happy about it with such a loud voice... - Keira-san!
- Knowledge, like glass with a wire in it. - Knowledge, right? - This is extremely excellent. - Yes.
- Yes, I want you to keep bringing that up. - Yes! - Yes.
- Then, let's continue. - And this week's Bakako-san is...
- Airi! - What?! - Yes.
- That is... - What does she want? - What does she want?
- Ah, what does she want? - Even though you're talking about the story of the stalker, you say you want to be punched.
It's a little shaky, so let's fix it a little.
Yes.
Yes, I was walking home and writing it.
You shouldn't say you want to get beaten up.
Yes.
If you had a stalker or something like that, you'd be in trouble, wouldn't you?
I did have a stalker recently.
A real one?
Yes.
I was walking home and writing it.
It was dark and it was about 12 o'clock.
And a white person riding a bicycle came from behind me.
Was he a stalker?
He was wearing a white mask and white clothes.
He even had a hat over his eyes.
Was he a stalker?
Isn't he a weird person?
I don't know.
Well, it's fine if you're that weird.
But you shouldn't have a real stalker in the future.
Be careful.
Yes.
Don't be so rude.