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Mascot Night!
How was it, Kiso?
I'm all shiny now.
Before the show, there's an incident with the MCs who make girls talk.
It's really hard up there.
What's wrong?
It's like... the deliveryman's wallet is gone.
What? Where did it go?
There's someone who came to deliver a good show at Mascot Night.
Yes, yes.
That person's?
Wallet is gone.
What?
And the criminal is in this Mascot Night.
What?
This is bad.
I'm all shiny now!
What's going on?
Who is it?
It's stolen! It's a thief! The studio is robbed!
Kiso is a bad person.
Can we call the victim?
Uncle!
Uncle?
This is bad! This is bad!
Thank you, thank you.
Calm down, calm down.
Take it! Take it!
I'm sorry for coming to this party and causing you trouble.
How much did you take?
66,000 yen.
What?!
With that little money you're spending every day...
Calm down.
Calm down. Calm down and let's talk.
Don't stare at me like that.
But 66,000 yen...
Is it not a problem for you to look away for a second?
What's wrong with that?
Are you saying you've looked away for a second?
It's funny.
What do you mean it's funny?!
Hey! Hey!
What's with you all of a sudden?!
What's with you, old man?!
Hey, old man!
You're acting like a thief!
Old man! Old man!
That's a thief!
Shut up! Shut up!
What kind of face is that?!
What did you see?!
Old man, did you see what happened?
Look at his face! Look at it!
You saw it?!
I knew it!
Do you remember his face?
Of course I do!
I remember it perfectly!
Then what about it?!
Well...
There's a member who's really good at drawing...
Igao Igao?
If you draw his face for me, can you give me a badge?
Of course I know that!
That's right! You saw it!
That's right!
Actually, the old man who was looking at the thief's face...
In order to solve the case based on the old man's testimony...
The mascots of Igao Igao are gathered!
Igao Igao...
There's a member who draws it, right?
That's right! There is!
That's right!
These four, right?
These four, that's right!
These four.
The one in the back, too.
Are you okay?
Yes! I'm studying.
You're studying?
Yes. I designed these clothes, too.
You designed them?
That's what you're doing now, right?
These four are the mascots, Igao Igao and Ejiman!
What kind of faces will we see in the robbers' eyes?
Well...
He looks like that person.
That's right!
Um...
That's it!
Einstein!
Ah!
Einstein looks like him!
That's a great hint!
It's very characteristic!
It looks like Einstein!
You can draw it well, right?
Yes, I can draw it well.
Speaking of Einstein,
how far can we draw the mascots, Igao and Ejiman?
As long as you can draw their characteristics, right?
That's right!
What is it? A question?
Their hairstyle...
I'm saying it's Einstein!
Yes...
That's right!
That's a bad question!
Stupid Napoleon is stupid when it comes to questions,
but Einstein has characteristics in his eyes and mouth!
What kind of picture did he draw?
Certainly, characteristics...
Wait a minute...
What's wrong?
Wait a minute...
What are you doing?
I'm taking a picture of what he's drawing from below.
Since he's an amateur, he's very interested in the camera!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start with the small side.
Yes!
Here it is!
I see!
Wow!
Ah, but...
His tongue is sticking out.
Ah, his tongue is sticking out!
His hairstyle is also a little foreign, isn't it?
That's right!
Isn't this bad?
It's similar, isn't it?
Yes!
Einstein, isn't it?
Yes!
Next!
Yes!
It's small!
Why don't you make it bigger?
Well, but what do you think? His tongue is sticking out!
Ah, he also has a mustache!
Ah, you're getting a lot of characteristics, aren't you?
That's good!
Next, please introduce yourself.
Einstein!
Isn't this bad?
His face is definitely bent like this.
Why is his face bent like this?
What's going on?
There's one of you guys in this unit who looks like him!
Does he have a face like this?
The one in the back, the yellow...
Is it Tamori?
Does it look like him?
Does it look like Tamori?
Does it look like him?
Is his face bent like this?
Does it look like Tamori?
It's a little bent...
He drew it a lot.
He drew it a lot?
It's Lambo-san!
It's Einstein!
You guys are Einstein!
That's right!
But, but up to this point, it's okay, right?
Are you okay, Napoleon-san?
Napoleon-san, are you okay?
Are you okay? Do it properly, seriously!
I did it properly.
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
Okay, listen up. Skye, Einstein, please.
Huh?
What?
No, what?
What's going on?
What?
What's wrong with your mouth?
What's going on?
What?
Did you eat something?
What?
Did you brush your teeth?
Yes.
I made a mistake with Frankenstein.
Um...
What?
I made a mistake. I thought it might be his style of kanji.
It's like a skull...
Skull?
Skull.
I drew a skull.
Is your head exposed?
What is that?
It's just a seven-three-division.
Seven-three-division?
A dot?
It's sticking out of your head.
What's in your head? A skull?
A skull?
Umemoto drew a skull.
A skull?
Umemoto drew a skull.
I can't see any characteristics of it.
I'm scared.
You're scary. You're the scariest.
No, I can't do it.
Umemoto, draw a line on your face.
A line?
You're a thief.
A thief.
You're not good at it. Can I pick the worst one?
I'll pick one.
Please, Umemoto.
Umemoto, draw a line.
Okay.
The worst one.
Okay.
Ishioka.
Ishioka?
The one who draws Einstein with a crooked face is a thief.
She is a thief.
Give me back my 66,000 yen.
Maybe.
You don't have it.
Can I have your draw today?
No.
I have more.
What?
You don't have it.
You have the one you just drew.
66,000 yen.
It's my wallet.
Your wallet?
Your weird wallet is everywhere.
Isn't your wallet rich?
Wallet and drawing pen are different.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
Then, you should kiss me.
Don't be ridiculous.
This is not a kiss.
Don't be ridiculous.
Please kiss me.
Why kiss me?
We are not kissing you.
Why do you do this?
Why do you kiss me?
Don't be ridiculous.
Why do you kiss me?
What do you want me to do?
Stop it!
Why are you treating me like this?
I don't know what to do.
Stop it!
Someone kiss me!
No, it's not like that.
Then I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
No one will do it!
It's a relief that you're cleaning up by yourself.
Thank you very much.
By the way, I have a bad feeling about this.
My wallet...
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
No, no, no!
Riha-chan!
What are you doing?
Can you not refuse me?
What's with you?
My butt! My butt!
Your butt is too weak!
It's too weak!
Why did you do it twice?
I'm not trying to seduce you or anything!
What do you mean? Did you steal my wallet?
My wallet was stolen when I was born.
You saw it?
I saw it.
You saw it like that?
I saw it.
You saw it with those eyes?
I saw it.
I saw it. Do you remember that person?
I remember, I remember.
I saw it.
You're good at making faces, aren't you?
Let me draw you.
Who did you look like?
Gorilla.
Gorilla?
You looked like a gorilla.
Gorilla?
You're actually real gorillas, aren't you?
What?
This time, the one who stole her uncle's wallet is a gorilla!
This time, it's a real gorilla.
I'm going to draw you.
Gorillas do look like us, don't they?
They do look like us when we were little.
If you don't look like us, we'll turn you into gorillas.
We'll turn you into gorillas?
Draw us properly.
Then, all of a sudden...
We are...
Uncle's favorite, Itsuki Hiroshi!
That's right. It usually doesn't play, but for uncle...
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Because I like it!
It's like a snap, isn't it?
Itsuki Hiroshi!
Itsuki Hiroshi can do it!
That's it! That's it!
You can say it on LINE, can't you?
That's a good song, you know?
This is also Itsuki Hiroshi's...
"Yokohame, Tatehame, na!" (A song of Itsuki Hiroshi, but its lyrics are completely different.)
What is it?
"Yokohame, Tatehame, na!" (A song of Itsuki Hiroshi, but its lyrics are completely different.)
No, it's not like that!
It's not "Yokohame" or "Tatehame" either.
Because Itsuki-san will be mad at you.
Oh, Kubo-yo!
You're good at impersonating gorillas, right?
I've never said anything like that.
Do it, Gorilla Game.
Gorilla!
Gorilla of Okubo!
Gorilla, is that all?
That's enough.
Fit it horizontally and vertically.
You're acting like you're in hell right now.
You're imitating a gorilla.
When did I say that?
That's a good song!
Try it!
Kitsuki-san, you look happy!
I love you, Kitsuki-san.
Give me a kiss!
I don't have one, but give me a kiss!
Give me a kiss!
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, but...
This might end badly.
"This might end badly" is what this show is about.
This man is scary!
He's really scary.
That's funny!
It's a gorilla!
Show me a gorilla!
Here's a gorilla!
It's a gorilla.
It's realistic, right?
You can draw it, right?
Let's see Kogawa's drawing.
Oh, I see.
Here it is.
Kogawa and Guess are good at grasping features.
Will it continue?
This time, they're drawing it well, right?
Yes.
Oh!
Gorilla when it's like this.
Gorilla when it's like this?
It's a little messy in the head like this.
Something like moss.
It's like vertical hair.
Vertical hair?
Gorilla's?
That's right.
Vertical hair?
Gorilla, did you have vertical hair?
No.
Ears!
Ears?!
Ears?
Ears are here, right?
It looks a little...
It's creepy.
Next, Napoleon.
Yes.
Eh?!
It's kind of creepy.
What?!
Why is it creepy?!
Why?
It's the thing I've drawn the most until now.
It's kind of...
Why does his...what?
Hands and legs...
His legs creep in.
And then...
I'm not good at drawing hands and feet, so I'll round it up and draw it like a mascot.
You have beautiful lips, though.
Well, well, well...
Can we have four of you this time?
Can we?
Can we choose one?
Then, shall we?
MASCOT NIGHT IS...
EML'S...
Can we choose one?
Then, shall we?
THE WORST-LOOKING GORILLA IS...
IN THE END...
IS IT THE SAME ONE?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
This isn't my place to speak!
Wait, I'm gonna fall!
Wait! I'm gonna fall!
Wait!
She said it twice in a row, so the campus is now filled with people.
This is beautiful.
It's like... This is, like... art...
Everything is art.
What do you think?
Why don't you try being a gorilla?
A gorilla?
A gorilla, right?
Wouldn't you be able to do it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What is this project?
What are you doing?
What is this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's go home.
Don't come here again.
You can't do it.
You can't do it!
I can do it!
You can't do it!
What is this?
Hey, what is it with you people?
You remember nothing, do you?
You've had too much to drink.
Did you hear what we said after that?
Hmm?
You started it, didn't you?
What?
You started it, didn't you?
Let's go.
"Pinpon FM" is now broadcasting from Higashikigaoka Dokkoisho studio.
You're familiar with me, Spancy Ogito.
And I'm your assistant, Asagaya Maron.
You started it, didn't you?
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that!
This time...
Shut up, FM!
We'd like to answer our listeners' questions, but...
...this program will not begin until we introduce these people!
Please introduce yourselves, teachers, who will answer our listeners' questions!
Okay!
The other day, when I went to the hospital...
...after I was called by my name...
...I said "sir" without thinking!
My name is Momonogi Pinpon Kana.
And...
The other day, I went to eat tonkotsu ramen...
...and it was so good...
...that when I asked for more noodles...
...with my usual habit, I returned the noodles!
I'm Kojima Pinpon Minami!
Okay! And the last one!
The other day, while I was making onigiri, I wanted an accent for my ingredients, so I added some pinpon balls and it was really delicious!
Rice and pinpon balls go well together, don't they?
Fujiwara Chindon Akino here!
I've always wanted to eat pinpon balls!
Let's get right to it, shall we?
Yes!
We've been waiting for this segment!
Yes!
The three table tennis sisters who love table tennis more than anything else will answer your questions!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Okay!
Now that you've decided, let's introduce them!
First up is a question from Nippon Chintaro!
Hello, Pinpon and Fujiwara!
Do you have fun learning every week?
I'm in my third year of high school now,
but all of my friends have girlfriends and I'm the only one who doesn't have one.
Why is that?
Can you show me your usual rhythm?
Well, I'm not sure about myself,
but I hope you'll understand me.
But you look like a table tennis player.
Yeah, you do look like a table tennis player.
Maybe you've gotten smaller?
This is a radio show, right?
You smell like a washing machine.
Come on!
Your mom wears weird shorts every day, doesn't she?
I don't know!
Isn't your window too small?
I see!
If the window is small, it's hard to make a girlfriend.
If you can't see, you don't know.
What else was there?
Pin-san, do you wash your laundry?
I do!
Is it raw? Then...
I do!
And Pon-san, what was it again?
Weird shorts?
Your mom wears weird shorts every day, doesn't she?
I can't remember anything!
If you keep repeating those three words, you'll never remember anything!
Then, let's continue!
Radio names are 'silver ball' and 'gold ball'!
Pin-san, Pon-san, Urasuchi-san, hello!
Urasuchi-chan, you've become famous, haven't you?
You're not wasting money, but you can't afford it, can you?
That's right!
How can you afford it?
Please tell us about it with your usual rhythm!
How about money?
I don't know why, but you spend money, don't you?
I know you can't afford it, but...
What kind of answer is that?
Can you answer it?
I can give you an advice.
If you spend money...
You can't afford it.
That's for sure. It's decided.
Why don't you ask some president?
Come on!
Why don't you check where the vending machines change every day?
Come on!
Don't be so nosy, you bastard!
Come on!
Don't be so nosy!
The teachers were great, too!
Yeah!
And with that, we'll say goodbye to you with this song.
"Winter Riviera" by the three table tennis sisters.
What's that got to do with it?
It's a famous song of that old man.
It's got nothing to do with ping pong.
I want you to tell him
If you're bored, go to a motel and have a drink
I want you to tell him
If you're bored, go to a motel and have a drink
An American freight train is waiting for you at Samba City
A man in a winter oliviera is waiting for you at Samba City
I want you to tell him
If you're sad, be sad and shut up
I want you to tell him