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Would you like me to hitchhike in this outfit?
Stupid Napoleon Hitchhiking
Stupid Napoleon Hitchhiking tonight!
I don't like it anymore...
Muscat Light!
So, the other day...
We did a dropout test, didn't we?
Yes, we did.
It was like a science test.
Yes, we did.
Well, and...
I was number one for that test.
That was terrible.
Terrible.
It was terrible.
Even if you look at me like that, I don't look like an idiot, do you?
You're an idiot!
It's been a while since I've been an idiot.
You're an idiot!
I'm not really an idiot.
Evidence like that comes up all the time.
That's right.
It just comes up as a number.
You can't make excuses about it anymore.
But I really can't believe it.
I don't want to believe it.
I'm not an idiot anymore!
No, you're not an idiot!
You're not an idiot!
Because...
You definitely look like an idiot like Ms. Ishioka.
But I'm not an idiot.
You're not an idiot.
That's right.
Ms. Kanzaki is also not an idiot like that.
You're an idiot.
That's right.
You don't look like one.
You don't look like one, but you're an idiot.
Evidence like that comes up all the time.
It just comes up as a number.
You can't make excuses about it anymore.
And about Mikami...
During a social test, a question like this came up.
Take a picture of Napoleon and draw it.
That happened.
It was terrible.
I feel like it was terrible.
Here is Napoleon of Mikami who was shocked by the whole world!
Let's look at Napoleon of Mikami.
Here!
Mikami!
I don't like this!
I'm scared!
This is dangerous!
What is this?
What is this horn-like thing?
People like this seem very strong.
Strong?
They have a strong symbol on their horns.
They don't have a good heart.
They don't have a good sense. They are stupid.
I didn't know about Napoleon, so I wrote it down and tried my best.
Are you going to make me naked because you don't know?
People in the east are pretty...
It's not that old!
It's not that difficult.
Since this picture is so terrible, it's a punishment game for Mikami.
That's right!
You told me to do a hitchhike in this outfit.
Is this outfit okay?
What is this?
Did you say it properly?
I said it!
I really said it!
Really?
During the test, you didn't ask me about the punishment game, did you?
I didn't say it much.
But the location was decided right away.
That's right!
You're fast.
Mikami's first hitchhike experience.
It's my first time hitchhiking.
Are you wearing this outfit?
From what I heard, it cost 100,000 yen to make this outfit.
How much did it cost?
It's not for sale.
It's not for sale?
Were you embarrassed?
I wasn't embarrassed.
But in the middle of it, I couldn't do it anymore.
I couldn't figure it out myself anymore.
But I wanted to finish it as soon as possible, so I did my best.
We have a video of you doing it.
Let's watch it together.
Here's the video.
On the second day of summer, a red Napoleon appeared at the meeting place of Apes.
I don't know what it is, but it's embarrassing!
This is embarrassing!
This is also...
It's a leaf, isn't it?
Yes, it's a leaf.
You've made it green.
What's in your hand?
It's a memorandum.
I didn't mean to write a memorandum!
What's this?
It looks like...
...a dickhead's head.
I don't know, but it's the most embarrassing!
You wrote it yourself. What are you talking about?
The stupidest-looking guy in Matsukatsu...
...goes on a kitchen hike to improve his brain!
He's stupid, but will he make it to his destination?
Stupid Napoleon...
...goes on a kitchen hike!
Do you know where we are?
Here we are.
Do you want me to call you?
National City...
...Tani...
...Taniho Observatory.
You know it, right?
Isn't it Taniho?
Is it Gaiaho?
Gaiaho...
The correct answer is...
...about 30 kilometers from Evis Station...
...in National City, Yabotenmangu!
Even in the city, there is a shrine where you can learn about the best teachers of all time.
If you go there, even a stupid Napoleon might get smarter!
The purpose of this trip is...
...for the stupid No. 1 drinker...
...through Hitchhiking...
...to get smarter!
So...
We won't give you any hints...
...so ask someone you don't know...
...search and tell us!
No way!
Even if a disgusting person like me...
...talks to you like this...
...you'll definitely feel better...
...before you go to work, right?
However!
Just going there won't teach you anything...
...so first we'll ask you to go this way...
...towards Yabotenmangu!
First of all...
...this way...
What is this?!
A bird's nest?!
No way!
A bird's nest?!
It's a bird's nest!
A bird's nest?!
It's a bird's nest!
Let's go to a bird's nest!
No way!
Even if there is one!
No way!
Stupid Napoleon Mikami's...
...study-hitchhiking...
...start!
That's embarrassing!
This won't stop!
It won't stop!
There's no way it'll stop!
Next!
They start hitchhiking in front of Ebisu station!
This is scary!
You can't ride it!
There's no sign of it stopping at all!
What's that in your right hand?
What is it?
I'm looking at it...
You don't want to ride it, do you?
That's right...
And you're all in a hurry, aren't you?
I don't think there's a better place for a date than here, right in front of Ebisu Station.
Then, one hour after the hitchhiking started...
Stupid Napoleon crosses the pedestrian bridge...
The Liquid Room is a famous place for mascots' live performances.
What a great view!
In front of us...
- Really?! - Really?!
- That's great! - Thank you very much!
It turns out that Kumakura-san, who happened to come to Ebisu, will be hitchhiking with her!
I want to go to Komae City...
Is there a place nearby that I can go to?
- Let's see... - Can we go there?
- There's a place called Sakura-shin-machi... - Oh, there it is!