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I'm going to borrow it from Mechaike-san.
Muscats Idiot No. 1 Decision 2017!
In the past year, there have been too many idiots in Muscats.
At this rate, there will be a shortage of idiots.
This year, I'm going to borrow it from Mechaike- san and run a lottery test.
The evaluation is national language, society, and common sense in three subjects.
Who is the most idiotic person in Muscats?
Muscats!
Before we announce the ranking,
let's review the shocking facts we discovered in last week's broadcast.
Write down the next tourist destination and world heritage site.
This is Mont St. Michel.
Kawakami-no-kottai.
This is Fischer's Tower.
Something's wrong, isn't it?
There's something there, isn't it?
Maybe it's Fischer's Chateau.
Fischer's Chateau.
Kawakami-san.
It's not enough, is it?
Moreover!
Write down the next kanji reading.
There was a reading.
It said "okachimachi", didn't it?
Yes.
It's a station, though.
Okachimachi.
Kawakami-no-kottai.
Let's take a look at it.
Here it is.
"tsude-tsude-cho".
Well...
The atmosphere is a little...
"tsude-tsude-cho"?
Kawakami-no-kottai.
You usually call me "idiot", don't you?
The leader who is always making fun of Kawakami- no-kottai,
Atsuka.
Will Kawakami-no-baka-giwaku make up for Atsuka?
And...
I'm from Shirayuri Girls' University's National Language and Literature Department.
You're from Shirayuri, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
So I'm going to do my best this time.
Shut up! Shut up and watch "Towa Yoshi"!
I don't care if you're from Shirayuri or Himawari!
In last year's kanji test, top students Kogawa and Kurosawa, who graduated from Shirayuri Girls' University, had a heated argument.
However, we're still curious about the whereabouts of "idiot" No. 1.
Dazai Osamu.
Ah, Dazai Osamu.
Yes.
Let's take a look at his answer.
Here it is.
"Takuro Yoshida".
No, it's not!
It's pretty close!
"Takuro Yoshida".
The next tourist spot is a world heritage site. Write down its name.
Here it is.
"Banni no Choujo".
Speaking of China...
Yes.
It came up right away!
Yes, it came up right away, Kojima's answer.
Here it is!
"Broccoli field".
Write down Napoleon's characteristics in a picture.
Picture question!
Yes.
Let's take a look at Napoleon's appearance.
Here it is!
"Rabbit".
What is this?
Scary!
"Rabbit". "Rabbit".
The prominent candidates are "Stupid Phantom", "Ishioka", "Kojima", and "Nikami".
However, surprising people will enter here.
Now, the rankings will be announced!
Everyone wants the top position, but...
Asuka, who is humanly stupid and famous, and Hirada, too.
If you get first place here, no one will say you're stupid anymore.
You're already a great leader.
That's right.
You should get first place.
What is it?
Asuka is really...
You shouldn't get first place.
I'm sure there are chances that you'll get first place, too.
It's hard for me to get first place.
You can't be stupid.
I'm not stupid.
Now, we'll announce the top candidates who are the most successful in Muscat.
Yes.
Yes, and now...
The first place is...
Who is the most successful in Muscat?
Kogara Yuri!
Even in last year's kanji test, she was 1st place!
Two consecutive wins without complaints!
I won against Shirayuri!
Congratulations!
As expected, you were 1st place last time too, right?
Yes!
She's really strong. She's stable.
230 points.
230 points!
Congratulations!
You didn't want to lose, right?
I definitely didn't want to lose. Especially against Shirayuri.
That's true.
You won against Shirayuri.
Congratulations!
Now, next...
2nd place, right?
Yes.
Shall we move on to 2nd place?
It might be 2nd place...
2nd place is...
Unfortunately, 2nd place is...
Shirayuri Kurosawa?
Or...
Yumekana-chan!
Yumekana-chan was surprisingly common sense!
Yumekana-chan is smart!
I give 100 points for common sense.
Thank you!
Amazing!
Common sense is that tricky gay-style, right?
Yes!
Cool!
It gives you a strange feeling, doesn't it?
Now...
Next...
The 3rd place announcement.
200 points, right?
Next...
It was close, wasn't it?
Well...
The top 3 have more than 200 points, right?
Yes, the top 3!
I will announce the 3rd place!
The 3rd place is...
Although it is one of the "best 3" that you would like to include...
KAMISAKI SHIORI!
As expected of the "best 3"!
All subjects are equally good, with an average score of more than 3.
The other "best 3" is...
Why didn't you come out, SHIRAI SHIORI?
That's right, you were making a big fuss earlier.
That's right!
You didn't even make it into the "top 3", did you?
Huh? Wait...
Why?
Well, well...
Next!
Next, right? Fourth place?
Fourth place! I'll announce it! Fourth place is...
They missed out on the "top 3", but they're still in fourth place!
Rui Hasegawa!
Surprisingly, the new member, Hasegawa...
Hasegawa, you're smart!
That was close, 190 points!
The common sense's high score worked and she's in fourth place!
I'm surprised.
You're surprised?
Yes.
That's good.
That's pretty good, because you're in "top 4".
Yes, yes.
Thank you very much.
You're great, rookie.
Right?
From now on, you'll be a smart character.
Now, "top 5" until now.
I want to be in it.
Until now it's "top 5".
I want to be in it.
Kurosawa wants to be in "top 5" too.
I have to be in it.
If you don't make it this far, you'll get in trouble with the investigation.
It's a little dangerous.
You'll get injured.
Then, I'll announce fifth place.
Fifth place is...
"I want to be in it" "top 5"
Will Kurosawa's name be called?
Minato's name is called!
That's surprising!
Minato, who had a surprisingly balanced score, is in fifth place!
185 points!
That's amazing!
Minato is in first place.
I'm sorry.
I hope you enjoy it.
That's surprising!
Kurosawa is losing to Minato.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
That's amazing!
Minato is amazing.
That's right.
Sixth place.
I lost to Nishiku.
You lost to Nishiku.
Idiot!
Idiot! Idiot!
It can't be helped.
Sixth place!
I'll announce it.
Sixth place is...
Kurosawa was cornered by Nishiku and Minato who were having fun.
Sixth place is...
Kurosawa Mirei!
Kurosawa is sixth place without increasing the average score.
Please apologize to Shirai.
Seventh place goes to...
Seventh place is...
Marina Shiraishi wins!
As expected of the housewife!
Shiraishi is 7th place, thanks to the general common sense of high scores!
It's not just about dancing!
Shiraishi is 7th place, thanks to average grades!
Next, we'll announce 9th place!
9th place is...
There are only 2 places left!
We want 9th place!
Tsujimoto!
Tsujimoto is 9th place, thanks to the general common sense of high scores!
I'm happy.
I didn't think I'd be in there.
Really?
I think you're in 9th place.
9th place, Tsujimoto.
9th place, Tsujimoto, I think you're in 9th place.
Good.
Next, we'll announce best scores.
There are only 2 places left.
This is the best so far.
I want to be in there.
Now, we'll announce 10th place!
10th place is...
This is the top 10 that can't be called stupid!
The ones who slipped in are...
1st place is Kanzaki!
And Tatsumi Shira!
Kanzaki and Tatsumi are in 10th place!
It's decided, right?
Haseen, it's about me, isn't it?
It's decided, right?
Then, go ahead.
Don't interrupt me, please.
Next, just in the middle, 12th to 17th place.
Even though an adult is seriously rating it, this person still seems to be interested in it.
It's decided, right?
The leader still hasn't come up with one yet.
The rating is fair and normal.
Then, I'll go ahead.
Don't interrupt me, please.
Next, 19th place.
I'll announce it.
The 19th place is...
The 19th place that was seriously rated is...
Asuka Hirama!
Asuka, above Kawakami.
This is the winner.
I won! Thank you very much!
It's 19th place, you know.
She's shaking.
She's shaking, isn't she?
I won!
You won?
What do you mean you won?
Who did you win against?
Ah, she won against someone.
She was called stupid many times, wasn't she?
Yeah, she was called stupid many times at concerts and stuff, wasn't she?
Look at me, you idiot!
She's got a bad memory.
I'll shut up for now.
Thank you very much.
I'll shut up for now.
This is a low-level battle, isn't it?
Yeah.
This is bad, isn't it, Kaka?
Yeah.
She lost, didn't she?
If she loses now, it'll be difficult for her in the future.
That's right.
It'll be difficult for her in the future.
Look at me, you idiot!
She's got a bad memory.
Next up is 20th place.
It's 20th place, you know.
Yes.
It's a little lower, isn't it?
I'll announce it now.
20th place is...
20th place is getting closer and closer.
Next up is...
Natsume!
Yes!
20th place, 20th place.
It's 20th place, you know.
I don't think it's such a reaction.
Since the answer was always slipping, Natsume didn't get much higher in 10th place.
It's not particularly interesting 10th place, you know.
It's a little stupid, you know.
Now, I'll announce 21st place.
It's not good.
21st place is...
It's not good if you don't call me.
21st place is...
Kawakami Nanami!
Kawakami Nanami has been caught!
How many points difference?
Asuka Kirara has 130 points.
Kawakami Nanami has 120 points.
10 points difference!
There is a 10 points difference.
10 points idiot!
But 10 points...
Your hand is big, so...
10 points idiot!
It's not good.
The relationship may change.
Next...
22nd place!
If you call me here, you can avoid worst 5!
Usachan!
It's not good! Usachan has been caught!
Usachan has been caught!
It's not good.
There are 5 idiots more than Usachan.
It's funny.
Because Usachan has been caught.
Everyone thinks it's Usachan.
I did my best, so I'm glad it's not you.
Usachan hasn't been in worst 5 yet.
That's right.
I see.
There are 5 idiots left.
Among the best candidates, there is a surprising person who has been hiding.
She hasn't been called yet!
It's not good!
Is it like that?
Is there anyone you don't want to lose to?
Matsuoka-san?
I don't want to lose to you.
I definitely don't want to lose to you.
I don't want to lose to you.
That's a rival.
The next best 5... or worst 5...
is exactly 100 points.
She got 100 points.
Yes, and under that, you won't get 100 points.
She didn't even get one-third of it.
The person who got 100 points...
Yes.
I will announce the 23rd place.
The 23rd place is...
I really want to avoid the worst five, but...
Ishioka Mai!
You did it!
Ishioka, you passed!
You somehow passed!
I barely got 100 points, so I'm glad.
You barely got 100 points...
You got 100 points, right?
It wasn't that kind of 100 points, right?
Well, but...
You're in first place, for now.
Next up is the worst four.
You got 95 points.
I didn't get 100 points...
Then, Mikami!
Who do you not want to lose to?
Kojima-san.
Ah, you don't want to lose to Kojima-san.
Kojima-san.
It's true that you're fast at writing, but you're also a little slow at answering.
Kojima, who do you not want to lose to?
But I don't want to lose to you either, Hiwa-chan.
Why?
Because you had weird eyes.
It's true, those eyes are dangerous.
I think those eyes are dangerous.
You can't lose to someone who draws those eyes.
Then...
Let's announce 24th place.
24th place is...
In order to avoid worst three, I somehow want to be called here!
Kojima Minami!
Ah, you didn't make it!
It's been decided!
Kojima, who managed to get common sense, stupid girl!
I really don't like stupid!
I don't want you to call me stupid!
Stupid is the most embarrassing!
It's embarrassing!
I'm glad!
It's embarrassing!
It's unbelievable that you didn't call me stupid!
It's decided!
At least I don't want to be stupid!
Will their wishes be granted?
Finally!
I want to be in 3rd place!
Not yet!
A one-two finish is not good!
And... the next one...
Ah, that's right, that's right...
90 points!
Aww...
In 3rd place...
Ms. Mita!
Ms. Mita, who has never had a grand image before!
Mita-san...
- Ms. Mita... - Ms. Mita...
If you didn't call me out here, I'd be leaving already...
- Aww... - No matter what you say, I'd think you're an idiot...
- You're an idiot, aren't you? - You're an idiot, aren't you?
That character definitely can't be called an idiot...
Let's take a look at Ms. Mita's answer, which she couldn't pull off last week!
Write down the name of the next person with a grand image!
Grand image problem...
Right? Of course, it's super famous!
- Yes! - And last but not least, it's Takamori!
- Even though... - Yes!
- Ms. Mita! - Ms. Mita...
- This is really... really embarrassing!
Is this embarrassing?
Then, let's take a look at her embarrassing answer!
Here it is!
Are you always this quiet?!
Is it because you're wearing a bra?!
That's right, that's right!
Because you're wearing a bra?!
He's an even thinner old man!
If you wear a bra, you'll end up like this, Mutsuboto-san!
Mutsuboto-san doesn't look like he'd wear a bra like this!
He's an old man!
No matter what you say, you're still an idiot!
I don't want to be broadcasted like this!
It can't be helped, you're an idiot who protects his fans!
It's painful!
I hate elegant idiots!
That's right!
Elegant idiots are good idiots!
Even though you're an idiot!
Elegant idiots!
I hate it, I hate it!
How ugly!
Now, it's finally...
No. 2!
But it's either one of them, right?
Ah, it's easy to pick up!
This is...
Since it's No. 3, it looks like it has 90 points!
However...
The next No. 1 and No. 2 have...
60 points and 65 points!
No, no!
The gap is about 30 points!
Those two are both idiots!
But even if it's 5 points, it can't be No. 1, right?
No, I really don't want to be No. 1 again!
No, No. 1 is really...
The title of "idiot for a year"
No. 1 makes you do all kinds of stupid things!
I hate it! I really hate it!
I really hate No. 1!
I hate it!
I'll announce...
No. 2!
If they announce No. 2...
It means...
It's No. 1 if you can't say it!
I hate it!
I'll announce it!
Then...
I'll announce No. 2 of the Idiot No. 1 Decision!
No. 2 is...
The idiot No. 1 who absolutely doesn't want to be is...
Mika Mika Matsuoka!
But before that, there's a commercial!
"Mascot Night" is...
The second place of "Idiot No. 1" will be announced!
The second place is...
"Idiot No. 1" doesn't want to be!
The one who barely avoided it is...
Matsuoka!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm an idiot!
I got caught in the chair!
Put on your underwear!
I'm really happy! I'm really happy!
And so...
The first place goes to Mikami!
What an idiot!
I thought you would be an idiot, but...
You're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you're an idiot...
You're so noisy, you know!
You're kidding me, right?
Um... I'm really... Up until now...
No matter what I do, I'm half-hearted.
I've never stood out like this, even as an idiot.
I see. You've never thought you were an idiot up until now.
Not at all.
Really?
If either of us do it, we can do it.
I thought I could study if I did it, too.
Please don't look at me like that.
She's an idiot.
Who is she?
I'm going to change the lyrics from today.
Really? The lyrics?
What? Are you going to be an idiot?
I'm an idiot.
Can you say "idiot" in the lyrics?
Now...
It's painful.
For a year, right?
For a year.
It's painful.
Are you an idiot?
Later...
The idiot Mikami faces another trial.
How is it?
Tonight...
DML.com's offer...
We posted it.
You can't believe it, can you?
I can't accept it.
That's right.
Yes.
The picture was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was good.
Is there a picture of Napoleon that Mikami drew?
Yes, there is.
Great.
You're an idiot.
That's great.
Since you're an idiot...
Do you want me to take you on a journey?
That's an old saying.
Do you want me to hitchhike in this outfit?
That's great!
Right?
Idiot Napoleon, hitchhiking.
That's the corner.
That's great!
You're almost naked.
I'm naked.
You're wearing a gray telegraph.
You're wearing a cat's headband.
You're holding a stick.
You're holding a commemorative statue.
You're swinging your arms.
If you let go of me, I'll swing my arms.
You can swing your arms.
You can do it.
Do your best.
Have a safe trip.
"Idiot No. 1" has been decided to be Mikami!
Earthquake!
Here it is. Do you want me to call you?
National City...Tani...Taniho Observatory...
It's right, isn't it?
Idiot Napoleon hitchhikes!
Help me!
Excuse me!
I'm shooting a TV program...
Has the idiot really left for the city?
Will he reach his destination safely?
Idiot!