AISubs v3.5
One day's recording, waiting for the mascots in the studio, the MCs go there.
This time too, the mascots haven't been told anything about the project.
Did they notice anything?
I can't hear you!
- Hurry up and sit down! - Shut up, you guys!
- Don't be lazy! - Hurry up and sit down!
- What is this? Don't you want it? - Hurry up and sit down!
Hurry up and sit down, you guys!
Muscat Flight!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Everyone remembers this situation, right? - Yes, we do.
- We remember it, right? - Yes!
- About a year ago, we did a security test, right?
- And we made it clear who was an idiot. - We did.
- Top 3, right? - Top 3, yes.
- But there's no one in those top 3. - Is that even possible?
- There's no one? - Idiots eat right away.
- Idiots don't eat seriously. - Idiots eat right away.
- Idiots like to travel. - Idiots can't stay in one place forever.
- They can't stay in one place forever. - They can't stay in one place forever.
Last year, we used a kanji test to decide who was in the top 3 idiots.
But now, those 3 idiots are gone!
And there's a rumor among the mascots...
- Ishioka became an idiot a year ago. - Huh?
- In the past year? - She became an idiot in the past year?
- No... I think it's okay. - You think it's okay?
- No... I think it's okay. - You look like an idiot right now.
Recently, Ishioka looks like an idiot.
- And Mikami looks like an idiot too. - Mikami looks like an idiot too.
- I'm definitely okay. - No, I think he's suspicious.
- Suspicious, right? - Suspicious, right?
- I'm okay. - Somehow, Asuka is...
- Today... - She's an idiot.
- She's amazing! - What's with those eyes?
- She's definitely an idiot.
- Look at her face.
She looks like an idiot when she smiles.
She's amazing, right?
Really, after this year's test...
- There's a possibility that you all have become idiots. - I see.
- Just by looking at you now, there's a lot of idiots who are in a traffic jam.
- They're in a traffic jam. - They're in a traffic jam.
- We have to sort them out properly. - I see.
- That's what it means. - Yes.
- That's right! The idiots who are just idiots are in a traffic jam!
- In order to make a better unit, we have to sort out the idiots!
- And so... - And so...
- Here it is! - It's amazing!
- Ta-da! - It's an idiot!
- Idiot! - Idiot!
- I'd like to welcome you all to the human rights committee.
- "Idiot No. 1 Decision 2017"
I see.
So you've contacted Mechaike-san, right?
Yes, of course.
You've contacted Mechaike-san, right?
Yes, I have.
If you don't get Mechaike-san's permission, you'll be quiet.
I'll be quiet?
I've said that before on a show like this.
I'm really scared of that place.
Mechaike-san, I'm borrowing you again this year!
This time, it's a national language, general knowledge, and social studies tests!
Since it's a elementary and middle school level problem, it's only possible if you're not an idiot!
Who is Mechaike-san's "idiot no. 1"?!
I'll be strict with you from now on.
I won't allow you to cheat!
That's right!
If you cheat, I'll beat you up!
Beat you up?!
I'll beat you up!
You got me?!
I'll beat you up!
Until I give you instructions, please keep your mouth shut.
I'll do it.
Please spin it.
Miyo-san, you do it first.
Do you want me to do it?
What are you doing? Spin it sideways.
Are you stupid?!
Miyo-san, spin it this way.
Yu-san, efficiency, right?
I'll think about it.
Think about efficiency.
Then, test start!
Asuka has recently established herself as a stupid leader.
Can she recover her honor?
The first subject is Japanese.
All of them are basic questions,
but in particular, kanji writing problems,
last year, on a nationwide tour,
they were all around the country.
If you can't write this, you're pretty stupid!
Is it common to be rumored to be stupid?
And what about Mikami's academic ability?
Five minutes left!
Scary!
I'm not scared of you, sister!
Scary!
Has anyone finished yet?
Oh, you've filled it all in!
I've filled it in!
Wow, you're fast!
The answer is fast, but her academic ability is...
Oh, you're done.
You're done.
Oh, you're smart.
You're smart.
Um, I'm from Seattle Women's University, Department of Japanese Language and Literature...
Huh? Wait a minute, you're from Seattle?
Yes, so...
I won't do my best this time.
Hey, you're first place!
That's right, I'll do my best.
Shut up!
It's okay, it's okay.
You're first place before you get disqualified.
Shut up and look at the answer sheet!
Scary.
You're bad-tempered, you're bad-tempered.
I don't care if you're from Seattle or Himawari!
The second-ranked mascot student, Kogawa is...
Can Shirairi beat Kurosawa?
Oh, we don't have much time. Fill it in, okay?
Okay.
Ki-pe-pe-pe-pe-pe!
The national language test is over!
Ki-pe-pe-pe-pe!
Time's up!
Next, the second subject, general common sense.
Common sense questions that you should know about!
They check the news, don't they?
Furthermore, the third subject is society.
There are a lot of problems at the junior high school level, like foreign names and names of people.
However, that person didn't think it was such a stupid answer!
Are you stupid?!
What's wrong?
The answer was too stupid. I'm sorry.
No, you can't do that.
I couldn't help but raise my hand.
The answer was too stupid.
No, you can't do that halfway.
I'm sorry.
Hang in there.
I raised my hand. I'm sorry.
You raised your hand, didn't you?
Ki-pe-pe-pe-pe!
The test of society is over!
Ki-pe-pe-pe-pe!
Time's up!
Everyone, please go back to your left direction.
Go back.
All subjects are over!
Who will win the title of "mascot stupid no. 1"?
We've finished collecting answers.
Yes.
It's finally time for answering each other's questions.
Yes.
There are proper rankings, too.
Let's switch.
First of all, your average score is less than 40 and you speak a lot of Japanese.
Among them, who got the highest score?
Ms. Kodawa.
That's amazing!
On the other hand, there was one person whose result was a little unfortunate.
It was unexpected, but it was a little bad this time.
Clothes cap!
No way! Clothes cap is stupid!
It's an image of being firm!
Mr. Kawakami!
I'm so happy!
You usually say stupid things about me!
It's not stupid!
I'm so happy that I can't stand up!
Well, well, let's talk about the results.
Well, that said, there were a lot of terrible things!
Let's introduce them!
First of all, Toichi!
Yes!
Write the next year's name in kanji!
I did!
This is the land where you visited every year.
I did!
Of course, you have to get this one right, too.
Well, Kojima-san!
Yes!
You came every year, didn't you?
Yes, I came every year.
Well, let's see Kojima-san's answer!
Here it is!
Sanporo!
This is...
You've been to Sanporo, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
And I remembered the kanji characters by their silhouettes.
I thought I could do it.
The kanji characters are totally different.
The silhouettes are totally different.
That's right.
And Kagoshima.
The answer is not interesting at all.
It's summer.
Let's see the answer for summer.
Here.
Kagoshima.
It's Kago-chan's face.
It's not interesting.
You don't have to show it, do you?
It's embarrassing.
Then show it to us.
It's not interesting.
Let's check it out.
What? Which one is blurred?
I tried to blur it a little, but...
Then show it to us.
It's not interesting.
Write down the next kanji characters.
There are kanji characters.
You wrote "okachimachi", didn't you?
Yes.
It's a station, but...
"Okachimachi", right?
"mikami".
Oh.
"mikami", right?
Let's see the answer for "mikami".
Here.
"gochichou".
It's sweet, isn't it?
"gochichou".
It's cute, isn't it?
"gochichou samadeshita".
By the way, when I looked it up, there is such a city in Shiga Prefecture.
I looked it up. Gochichou was there, but this is Okachimachi, right?
Yes, I remembered it today.
Right? Okachimachi, right?
Yes, is there such a city in Yamaji Prefecture?
Also, Kawakami.
Oh, no.
I don't like it.
Yes.
I don't like it.
Let's take a look at Kawakami's answer, too.
Here it is.
"Tsude-tsude-chou".
Well...
The atmosphere is a little...
Are you in a hurry?
I'm in a hurry!
She's in a hurry!
Hey, you!
Be quiet!
Hey, you!
She's very happy!
She's very excited!
She's very happy and she can't help it.
She's never been in such a hurry like that.
She's happy and she can't help it.
Well, it's not good.
It's not good.
Kawakami, right?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Is it a position to support an idiotic leader?
No, it's not.
The role will be shaken.
Yes, and...
The next question.
Yes.
Make the next phrase complete.
Phrase?
Yes, yes.
"When the wind blows, the birch tree sings".
What?
Did you feel it?
It's like you heard it for the first time.
What?
Well...
TAMO-san.
TAMO-san's answer is...
"When the wind blows, the bee sings".
It's pretty similar.
It's similar.
It's a little similar.
Yes, it is.
I'm mixing something up.
Something's mixed up.
It's like "When the wind blows, the tree sings".
I think it's a similar feeling.
A role play?
Yes, yes.
By the way, NATSU-me's answer is...
Yes.
"When the wind blows, the tree sings".
That's not funny at all.
It's not funny.
Then don't say it.
What?
Then don't say it.
Please don't say it.
But it's really...
You're basically cold, so don't talk anymore.
What did you say?
You're cold.
You have a bad mouth.
It's not funny.
You mean you're cold, right?
You're beautiful.
Write the name and title of your next work.
"Dagai Osamu".
"Hashire Merosu" and "Ningen Shikkaku" are famous.
Many people wrote "Aktagawa Ryunosuke".
But there is someone who wrote a completely different answer.
"Ishioka".
Let's see the answer of "Ishioka".
"Yoshida Takuro".
It's quite close.
"Yoshida Takuro" is not that old.
It's still popular.
Many people know this song.
It's terrible.
Write "senryu" with "mascots" freely.
It's a problem of service.
Let's see the answer of "Yumekana".
"Yumekana" is "toshiakete kimochi arata ni masukatsu".
It's "gohichigo".
As you know, "senryu" is "gohichigo".
There is someone who doesn't know it.
"usa".
"usa"'s answer is...
"minna pantsu nieteru yo, masukatsu".
It's just a hobby.
But I wanted to say "minna nieteru yo", so I wrote "gohichigo".
You didn't know "gohichigo", Lulu?
No, we didn't know it.
Lastly, "natsume".
It's not a bad answer.
It's not a bad answer, really.
Then it's OK.
Just don't say it.
Don't say it.
Just don't say it.
Next, general common sense.
I didn't expect him to show his bitter common sense.
Only one person got full marks.
Isn't it amazing?
Only one person got full marks.
Yumekana-chan.
Yumekana is usually crazy.
Actually, she was smart.
Do you read the news?
No, I read the news every day.
Next, answer the person's name and his or her nickname.
Yes, this person.
Yes, of course.
Thomas Edison.
Yes.
There was a city like this.
Kanzaki.
Yes.
Let's see Kanzaki's answer.
Here.
MacArthur.
MacArthur is...
Not at all different.
I've never seen him.
This person.
What does MacArthur know about him?
MacArthur is a special person.
He is a special person.
A special person.
His name and his nickname didn't match.
They didn't match.
I see.
Next, Asuka.
Asuka.
What's wrong with you?
If you make a fool of yourself, you'll be in trouble.
That's a lot of work.
Write the name of the next person in full name.
You do it every day, right?
The answer is, of course, Yuriko Koike.
She's a mayor of Tokyo.
I didn't think anyone would get this wrong, but there were quite a few.
Fujiwara.
Fujiwara's answer is Kurosawa Sachiko.
You're kidding me, right?
Which one should I touch?
Kaoru Michiru.
Are you from the ganzai community?
I'm from Asakusa.
Kaoru Michiru.
Kaoru Michiru and Yuriko Koike are not a combination.
I don't think they've met before.
This is terrible, everyone.
Remember the name of the mayor!
The last one is about society.
With an average of less than 40 points, the team is quite worried.
The highest score is...
Koga.
As expected of Matsukatsu's top student, Koga.
Is this a sure win?
By the way, Kawakami, Asuka...
It's the same score.
Does that mean I'm better off as a combination?
You don't know yet, do you?
You don't know yet, you don't know yet.
Now, for the next tourist spot, write down the world heritage site.
Here it is.
Speaking of China...
Most of you were correct about this one, too.
Kojima.
Kojima is pretty fast, isn't he?
Here is Kojima's answer.
Broccoli potatoes.
The answer is different, but Kojima is funny.
You should have paid attention to the building.
Did you go to the green area?
Yes, because there are a lot of fine broccoli growing there.
There is one more.
This is Goryokaku.
Did you write it right away?
I wrote it right away.
Kojima wrote the answer right away.
This is Koshino Resort.
In terms of TV, Kojima's answer is very helpful.
If you look at it from above, it looks like this.
It's very different from VIVE.
It's different in various places.
It's different.
It's different, but it's fast.
It's fast.
Let's move on to the next question.
There was this question.
Mont Saint Michel.
This is a world heritage and is one of the top 3 most famous buildings.
Kawakami.
Kawakami's answer... Asuka is really paying attention.
Kawakami's answer is...
Kisha's tower.
Something is wrong.
Maybe it's Kisha's castle.
Kisha's tower fell on Kisha.
And Kisha took it away.
Kisha took it away.
How about you, Kisha?
Kisha's answer is...
Kawakami's answer is...
Kawakami's answer is irresistible.
Natsume's answer is Versailles.
You always say that.
You always say Versailles.
It's not funny at all.
You don't like me, do you?
Natsume can't stand it anymore.
Draw a picture that captures Napoleon's characteristics.
This is a famous picture.
It's a horse, isn't it?
I'm glad you drew it like this.
I drew a picture that makes you sad just by looking at it.
Kogawa.
Let's look at Kogawa's Napoleon.
Here it is.
It's fun.
It's flexible, but the picture is stupid like a small river.
I'm riding a horse, but suddenly I'm on a fishing river.
There is a fishing river.
I remember having a sword or something like that, but I'm not used to it.
The structure of the picture is right, isn't it?
It's right.
I'm trying to read it even if it's far away.
The picture is too long.
That's no good.
Next, guess.
Let's look at Napoleon's guess.
Here it is!
What?
It's small.
Is this person looking at that person?
What do you mean?
Who is looking at him?
Napoleon.
Hey.
He's looking at you from a very far distance.
Hey, it's not me!
It's not me!
Why didn't you write it down?
You don't need it anymore, do you?
What is this picture?
Anne also wrote it down.
Did you leave it behind?
She said, "Wait for me."
Hey!
I'm riding a horse, but suddenly I'm on a fishing river.
Oh, it's scary.
Let's look at Napoleon's guess.
Here it is!
What is it?
Tell me about it!
It's not "hey!"
What does it mean?
What is it?
It's a V.
A V?
A hat?
He's wearing a cap.
Who is he?
I remember him wearing a hat and raising his hand.
He looks like a baseball player.
No, he's not a player.
He's a baseball player.
I don't know at all about this.
Next, Mikami!
Hey!
Let's look at Mikami's guess.
Here it is!
We'll show you!
Let's look at Mikami's guess. Here it is!
What is this?
It's red, isn't it?
What do you put on your head?
On my head,
there is something like a leaf.
On my neck,
there is something like a scarf.
Is it like a scarf?
It's like a necklace.
It's like a ring.
What's in your hip?
A leaf.
First of all,
you can see the leaf over there, can't you?
You can see it.
What is it? A monument?
Mikami is crying with a miracle in his heart.
Please look forward to it.
No.1 Idiot Trials!